/brit/

Sara

>de gay

fuk all in this thread

>Peru (gay)

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*PPPPPSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH*
anticipatory spray

nth for fallen in love with the autistic (female) friend

>>70918093
also don't want to put my gfs arsehole on fucking 4chan

it's all for me

>>70918192
Pics

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the gf

>>70918207
who's?

>sitting in the lounge
>flatmates talking about politics
>one says how can you be a student and be conservative

Hmmm. Think i'll stay quiet for this one

>>70918187

I'm an ethnic Turk

>>70918198
don't be so selfish anon

>>70918198
pussy

reddit

>>70918212
the

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poor Krauts

>>70918223
No he's talking about arseholes, not pussies

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>implying I need Todd's field-tested system
think I'll stop talking about GFs online tbqh, my facebook ads are becoming a mess

>>70918213
i dared to say that muslims weren't a race to my lefty friends recently. for some reason they took objection to that fact.

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>>70918213
>mfw in the army and pretty much everyone is far right

>>70918238
RB Leipzig

>>70918135
Stopped playing RuneScape in secondary school when they got rid of proper Point and cracked down on rwt

No clue what's happened since then this was years ago

>>70918216
spray for a roach, how fitting

>>70918273
heh

>>70918203
haven't got any she doesn't like having her pic taken

I wish czech gangbang was real life.

I'd be the girl, /brit/ would be the guys and thailad would be the limp dicked ugly cunt we sent away at the start.

>>70918213
Labour are incompetent. That's all you need to say

>>70918287
V autistic

>>70918288
bit gay

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>ywn

>>70918314
I'm the same tho

Anon's time tested guide to pulling birds:

>Don't be ugly
>Don't be a sperg

Guaranteed results or your money back

The advanced programme:

>Be good looking
>Be funny and confident

>>70918335
even suggesting it is treason m8

>lounge

working class scummer detected

>>70918288
I would like to be the cameraman

>>70918255
That's pretty racist mate

>>70918268
>join army
>get shot
Literally yank tier. I'd rather have friends that are students

>>70918309
They probably all support green and agreeTbh

>>70918339
You're a nerd though
No one cares about you

>>70918365
cuck

>ah yes right-wing virtue signaling and imaginary encounters with very stereotypical leftists who don't really exist in real-life (save for a tiny minority of idiots and attention whores who are your exact counterparts)

>>70918198
Dont' fucking bring it up then

Cunt

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Theodore Roosevelt message to the Senate and House of Representatives on the 7 of February, 1905

>Circumstances have placed under the control of this Government the Philippine Archipelago. The islands of that group present as many interesting and novel questions with respect to their ethnology, their fauna and flora, and their geology and mineral resources as any region of the world. At my request the National Academy of Sciences appointed a committee to consider and report upon the desirability of instituting scientific explorations of the Philippine Islands. The surveys, while of course beneficial to the people of the Philippine Islands, should be undertaken as a national work for the information not merely of the people of the Philippine Islands, but of the people of this country and of the world. It is not probable that the survey would be completed in a less period than that of eight or ten years, but it is well that it should be begun in the near future.

dont reply to it lads

just filter the name and/or flag

>>70918371
semi normie actually

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>>70918288
would i be able to fuck the /brit/ in the pooper?

>>70918213

Funny thing is that as soon as those kiddos get their first paycheque and their eyes scroll down to the "tax deduction" part and they soak in that fat government collection, they instantly turn conservative.

This was the case for a lot of my friends. In high school they were "one world" left wing (all those african microdonation charity extra-curricular involvements), in university they were radical deconstructionists, and then if they got a job, they became mature centrists or even centre-right.

People's political viewpoints follow their life circumstances to a T.

>>70918399
Shan't

>>70918399
interesting

>>70918255
I said blacks weren't people to one of my friends I've had since primary school (literally friends for over 8 years when I said this).

Haven't spoken to him in over 2 years now (and I have tried).

Worst part is we said WAY worse than this in school and nobody took objection to it but 1 year of brainwashing by commies at University and he's become a 'marxist'.

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Met a posh brit girl with a fine proper arse. How do I communitcate to her, in the tongue of her people, that I wish to feel said arse pressed against my visage?

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On my 4th can of this, what am I bloody like?!

>>70918428
You can have me in any which way you please unless you're actually French in which case you can go with thailad.

may have done a shart

>>70918450
>that girl
>posh

>>70918431
Most already have jobs

>>70918450
I'm rich and my dad's a duke, lemme smash

>>70918399
how well did the exploration of the flip flop islands go?

>>70918450
>Austrians

>>70918449
well that is just stupid racism. blacks dont bring much to nice countries but they're still people.

>>70918496
Not so bad, they killed muslims on the reg

eating short bread and irn bru

duke of windsor here, AMA

>>70918379
Buddy, I don't know about you, but I dealt with a lot of these people in undergrad.

Sure, most people aren't this radical, but the radical ones are loud and active enough to work their way into everything from banning frosh week to getting mandatory diversity training in second semester, to including mandatory classes on aboriginal rights in an unrelated engineering class, etc.

http://thetalon.ca/social-justice-synonyms-20-you-guys/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqYyxvM85zU

very funny mitchell and webb bit

fuck sakes my sister's farting loudly again

>>70918506
toppest of lads

>>70918500
>blacks
>nice people

uh

>>70918530
Aren't you dead?

>>70918542
learn to read mong

>>70918475
Thought he was a student? Part-time jobs don't count.

And even if they stay super left-wing in their first couple years (coping with work stress, wishing they were just back at uni holding hands with their diverse friends rather than contributing to the labour force), they'll eventually cave.

>>70918567
come off it you cunt

What's so bad about this Betsy Devos lass lefties are crying about now?

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>>70918542

No tinder matches yet :/

avoiding social interactions throughout school years really fucks you up

>>70918449

What did he say that was worse?


------POSTED FROM A SAMSUNG GALAXY S7 EDGE

>that glorious feel as your penis first slides into a girls sodden fanny.

cant beat it.

>>70918591
nominated for secretary of education yet knows absolutely NOTHING about it

pay to play

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>>70918622
>>70918625

>>70918570
Most have part time jobs now. Around 50% worked full time during a gap year to save up. I did neither

want to be one of those people who earns 50,000 a year doing IT services or HR for the NHS

just had a wank to 4 different porn videos in a collage, each representing my favorite fetishes. spent 10x longer setting it up than i did wanking 2bh

love shagging girls up the arse lads. massive fetish. a shame not many girls are up for it.

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FINALLY asked the girl in my college class out yet I think I may have fucked it a bit.

Think I might have made it sound like I was just asking her to do something just as a friends thing with people from college. My own fucking fault.

Got her number though. It's a start I suppose.

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Today on February 7, the Great White Fleet starts its final lap around the world

>In the twilight of his administration, United States President Theodore Roosevelt dispatched 16 U.S. Navy battleships of the Atlantic Fleet on a worldwide voyage of circumnavigation from 16 December 1907 to 22 February 1909.

>Since Japan had arisen as a major sea power with the 1905 annihilation of the Russian fleet at Tsushima, the deployment of the Great White Fleet was therefore intended, at least in part, to send a message to Tokyo that the American fleet could be deployed anywhere, even from its Atlantic ports, and would be able to defend American interests in the Philippines and the Pacific.

>>70918500
Have you ever met an abo?

Don't try and tell me they are people. I am convinced both by knowing them and looking at the science that a truly unbiased observer would see Humans and Australian Abos as distinct, different, species.

hit the night that is all i got
that is all i got
but its not enough

fuck drumpf and FUCK white people YAAAASSS SLAY BEY QUEEN

>>70918692
Gonna make it la

>>70918667
>favorite fetishes
which are...?

really excited for spring

pretty much done with winter at this point

>>70918747
Thanks mate

>>70918719

Aboriginals aren't even black you mong. That's like calling a Korean white because they have pale skin

>>70918667
>>70918757
>favorite

Fuck off yank

>>70918531
It's a tiny minority (perhaps overly represented among twenty-somethings, but again who is crazy enough to talk about politics with a twenty-something lol). Things level out once they get confronted to the real-world and it's relative harshness and both 'marxists' and stereotypical rightwingers adopt more nuanced views. Agree that both extremes are overly loud relative to their size, but mostly online.

Going to Thailand this Friday.

Anyone want me to bring something back?

common core is a good idea

groundhog day is shite

>>70918707
the USA forced us to break our longstanding alliance with Japan in 1923. Having first compelled us to limit our Navy to suit their needs in the Washington Naval Treaty, by threatening to outbuild us if we didn’t, the USA then refused to sign the treaty till we ended the alliance with Japan.

This period of intense hostility by the USA towards Britain, described so brilliantly by Adam Tooze in his book ‘The Deluge’, is largely unknown in modern Britain, where a soppy narrative of permanent ‘shoulder to shoulder’ friendship with the USA mirrors the ghastly, sickly ‘Druzhba’ (friendship in Russian and some other Slav languages) fairy tales told in Warsaw Pact countries to insist that the USSR was their friend.

The USA had seen how the Anglo-Japanese alliance strengthened the British Empire in the Pacific . Indeed, the Japanese Fleet’s co-operation with Britain during the 1914-18 war allowed the Royal Navy to concentrate its forces on the German Blockade, on home waters and on convoy duties in the Atlantic. And the USA, ideologically and commercially hostile to the British Empire, was pleased to weaken that Empire, especially in the Pacific now that its own hugely-increased fleet had made it a naval power in that region, with strong interests in China. It is interesting to speculate how things might have developed if Britain had stayed out of the 1914-18 war and been rich and powerful enough to retain its naval superiority and its alliance with Japan into the 1920s. Personally, I think one can see, in the early part of the 20th century, the faint shadow of a major conflict between the British Empire and the USA developing, only to be dispelled by the involvement of Britain in the Franco-Russian alliance against Germany in 1914. Having made such a fuss about the German Navy’s attempt to compete with ours, we ended the war ceding our supremacy to the USA instead, while the interned German Fleet disappeared forever beneath the water.

>>70918707
very nice history lesson
where are you going with this tho?

>>70918135
installed OSRS the other day but not played it. my old account is lost

played it loads back in 2006-08

we should get a /brit/ crew going on it

>>70918801
my favorite color is tomayto :)

>>>/mu/70863067

>>70918824
g(b)f

>>70918531
>diversity training
the fuck is that

>>70918845
min yndlingsfarve er tomat :)

>>70918830
How would you feel if I smashed your teeth down your throat, you daft paki bastard?

>>70918690
why does anal sex turn you on so much? earnest question lad

might ask the autistic girl out

>keep on thinking about a genuine 10/10 who was in the 6th form and got the same bus as me when I was like 14
>remember her first name
>can't find her on normiebook
>can't get closure

fucks sake

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>>70918832
Ya, but we needed the Pacific

pic related

>>70918882
don't ever speak that disgusting language in my presence ever again

>>70918895
>that 11/10 milf who worked at the reception at school and had amazing tits and legs
>mfw no idea what her name was
>mfw she doesn't work there any more
>mfw will never find her facebook so I wank to it

This matters and is relevant

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-38880999

>>70918891
yes let me just consult my psychiatry training to understand why i like something...

fuck off mong

>>70918920
I knew that'd trigger you

Fuck the Danes though and fuck the Norwegians, Norwegians more than Danes though.

free mustard offered at burger king... genius?? or a "Beta Move"

>>70918757
pov, big tits, tanned sluts/chavs and milfs. Not exactly the most creative fetishes but there we are.

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>>70918925
>you never got to bang a 10/10 MILF teacher in school

>>70918790
God damn American's are dumb cunts

>>70918667
have a word

>>70918963
that's the ramblings of a homosexual man if I ever heard it

>>70918930
>The Supreme Court ruled last month that there was no legal need for Holyrood to give its consent to the triggering of Article 50.

>But First Minister Nicola Sturgeon said she would let MSPs have a say, despite it being largely symbolic.

>Ms Sturgeon predicted the vote would be one of the most significant in the Scottish Parliament since devolution.


Hmmmmm

>>70918966
agree

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me in the pink jumper

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hmm yes interesting
*throw the book in a bin*

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>>70918974
wanted to fucking rape my DT teacher god damn

cant put a beautiful woman in front of a group of hormone laced pubescent kids like that. puberty was like a fucking drug its insane to think how horny I was I was fapping 5 times a day on average, very often 7+ at it's peak.

>>70919018
if shagging girls makes me gay then i wonder what not shagging girls makes you...

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>>70918135
osrs

>>70918590
>>70918170
>>70918530
>>70918845
>>70918920
>>70919018
haitiANO

itchy eyeball

Anyone got any ideas for costumes with a '90s theme?

Going with 3 other guys. We were gonna go as the spice girls but apparently tonnes of people are doing that.

>>70919064
"shagging" girls is typical overcompensation behavior. deep inside you know you're gay. suckin' dick is about the most heterosexual thing you can do. it shows that you don't have to overcompensate for being gay.

>>70918852
/mu/ is such a shit board

dunno how people can care that much about music

>>70919114
ok

>>70919121
elite opinion

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2ISgFZviNc

>>70919109
Power rangers

>>70919121
good post

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>>70919109

need a bf

>>70919109
teenage mutant ninja turtles lad

>>70919142
she's qt

>>70919172
hi

>>70918867
We had presentations from diversity speakers (a woman, a gay man, a Muslim woman with a hijab, and a transsexual), and we watched some videos on "words that hurt", we looked at hiring discrimination statistics (resumes from white names get more interviews) and then we had to complete booklets which asked (i) why do you think our profession is predominately white and male?, (ii) do you consider yourself privileged, (iii) if so, why?, (iv) in what ways have you experienced adversity in your life? (v) what can you do to reduce bigotry in our profession

New: >>>/tv/79196618.

>>70918867
Not a bad thing per se. I once had to show an example on PowerPoint of a lawyer and secretary to illustrate the theory of competitive advantage. I had taken it from a french economist who explained it in a very gendered way (UN avocat et Sa secrétaire). Thanks to diversity training I had the presence of mind to make the lawyer a black woman and the secretary a white CIS male ;)

>>70919142
>watching half hour videos by autistic "youtube skeptics"
sort it out mate

>>70919188
hey

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>>70919055
>yfw you're fully erect thinking about the teacher and she tells you to come to the front to write on the board
>yfw she comes on the school trip and you have to watch the other male teachers chat her up

>>70919172
you better be a guy

>>70919109
Kevin and Perry, but with 4 of you.

>>70919109
biker mice from mars obviously

>>70919227
I listen to them in the back ground while posting on 4chan or playing games

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>order something from Gearbest
>you can click a button to request that they dispatch it faster for free
wouldn't everyone click it?

>Nineteen rabbis were cuffed Monday night outside a Trump hotel near Columbus Circle while protesting the President’s ban on travelers from seven Muslim-majority nations, police and activists said. The clergy members — seven men and 12 women — are members of T’ruah Rabbis, a liberal Jewish group that opposes President Trump’s executive order. “Tradition teaches us to be kind to the plight of refugees,” T’ruah co-chair Rabbi Rachel Gartner said after marching with group. She referenced the ill-fated St. Louis voyage full of Jewish refugees that was turned away from the U.S. in 1939.

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On this week in Germany in 1933:

February 1: In his first speech as Chancellor of Germany, Adolf Hitler addressed the Reichstag and was broadcast nationwide on the radio. He declared that "Within four years, the German farmer must be raised from destitution. Within four years, unemployment must be completely overcome." By 1936, full employment would be achieve.

the 3rd: In a secret speech with Germany's senior Army and Navy commanders, Adolf Hitler outlined his plans to begin conscription, to rearm Germany in defiance of the Treaty of Versailles of 1919, and, eventually, to invade Eastern Europe to increase Germany's territory.

the 8th: Adolf Hitler announced to his cabinet that he would pursue the goal of complete rearmament of the German people within five years, with every publicly sponsored employment program to be judged by whether it contributed to the Wehrmacht.

the 9th: The "Oxford Pledge" was approved by a 275-153 vote of the England's foremost debating society at the University of Oxford, a resolution stating "this House will in no circumstances fight for its King and Country." Winston Churchill described the resolution as "an abject, squalid, shameless avowal"

>>70919198
hmmm
don't get why they added those classes if there's already a left wing concensus in universities

My mum used to say, 'What Manchester does today London does tomorrow.' Innovators, ground breakers, inventors, leaders not followers, the friendliest people, the musical legacy, a sporting powerhouse - in short, the envy of the world.

installing gentoo

>>70919297
if everylad clicks it, is it really any faster?

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>Ah yes calling prostitution a cute name makes it something else

>>70919316
how did hitler do it? completely revitalised germany.

>>70919297
>do warehouse work
>some orders have 'dispatch ASAP' or 'deliver by X time'
>we actually do it

Swedish police has lost control over Malmö - Requests military assistance

From a mainstream newspaper in Germany:

https://archive.is/cN1Uz

>>70919319
>the musical legacy
the best bands and musicians are from the south

am drunk again lads

bought 2x20 packs of marlboro for £13.60 form a "friend" and I'm about to head for more vodka both of which I shall be consuming this evening by my lonesome, my reward for completing my assignment that was due

but first I must wank....

plugged in an ancient mp3 player which i used to store porn after it stopped working properly, found some videos of me ejaculating from 2010, some really good loads there

>>70919344
sugar daddying is like being a prostitute but with only 1 bloke

>>70919319
a powerhouse of the north, of sorts?

>>70919198
Holy fuck
Where are you?

>>70919318
They have distorted views of the world and think that 90% of people are silent contributors to the patriarchy and that all the white men are KKK members inside.

Funny how sessions like this only encourage backlash. I was never so right wing in my life as I was when I was in the most left-wing environment in my university life.

>>70919319
manchester is a hole

when london is levelled manchester will be next on the list

>>70919376
living the life lad

>>70919347
it was an illusion and built on loot, then invasion and plunder

>>70919347
bankrupted to country
he needed to invade other places for their money, you'll notice when he ran out of territory everything fell apart

Haven't heard from Anita Sarkesian in a while. Is she dead?

>>70919344
Check your privilege

http://thetalon.ca/social-justice-synonyms-21-prostitute/

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>>70919297
>Gearbest

what kind of shitty site makes you sign up to their newsletter before you can view it, especially one trying to sell shitty gimmicks?

>>70919338
maybe they dispatch it faster to people who don't click it as some kind of stupid chink Confucian lesson about the virtue of patience
>>70919363
hmm...

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Gf just sent me this and it reminded me of you benders haha x

>>70919376

thanks for the information

>>70919364
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK

t. not jidf

>>70919453
hot

>>70919453
a pooet

>>70919453
that's strange, i literally also received that exact same image from my gf too. do we have the same gf?

think i'm going a bit mental lads
keep thinking people are asking me for cigs when i walk past them, but when i say "sorry i don't smoke", they look at me like i'm mental
was watching a youtube video is steveo last night and thought he was talking to me
hmmm

Made a bit of a blunder at work today, Slipped on the roof and put my foot through the ceiling.
Ooops Haha

>>70919389
Was at one of the top law schools in the country. Not saying any more.

>>70919498
tim?

>>70919498
*sections you/commits you*

>>70919501
oh no deano's moving in date will need to be set back

>>70919453
Would like to watch a girl squeeze out a monster poo one day

>>70919453
>his gf takes shits

yeah thats fucking disgusting. never understood you lot

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>>70919498
Tim?

Sounds like you need to go to the doctor mate if you're having auditory hallucinations, schizo does that amongst other things.

>inb4 you don't do anything and it gets worse and worse until you're a fucking mess and you piss your life away

Remember reading about doing 100 band pull aparts every day for shoulder health when benching regularly

Got a mini band and started doing them and ye olde shoulders are looking fucking huge

BIG fan

>>70919552
>big shoulders and small everything else

nice

dont understand how the left went from caring about social and class problems to caring about benders and trannies

>>70919551
>going on the schizo meds and getting fat
pissing his life away either way

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I'd play with his wand any time.

>>70919501
i'll put my foot through your face if you post here ever again

Why are Redditors always talking about their wives/gfs even when it has nothing to do with the topic at hand?

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>tfw no strong male role model to guide me through life

>>70919583
>Tim
>schizo meds

He's getting worse and worse I know he's seeing the mental health people but he doesn't seem any better.

Poor bastard, feel really sorry for him. I wanted to send him a Christmas present but wanted it to be anaonymous

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alri?

Why do Americans always talk about america/trump even when it has nothing to do with the topic at hand?

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On this day in February 1940

>From the south portico of the White House, U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt confronted a gathering of 4,500 members of the American Youth Congress, which had recently passed a resolution declaring that granting aid to Finland was an "attempt to force America into the imperialistic war" against the Soviet Union. Roosevelt told them, "some words of warning or perhaps I should say of suggestion ... do not as a group pass resolutions on subjects which you have not thought through and on which you cannot possibly have complete knowledge." The organization responded by booing the president.

>>70919429
>Instead of “prostitute,” “whore,” and “prostitution,” we can use the phrases “sex worker” and “sex work industry.” According to the United Nations Population Fund, sex work is defined as “the exchange of money or goods for sexual services, either regularly or occasionally, involving female, male, and transgender adults, young people and children”.
Sorry sweetie, not a synonym. Porn-actors and strippers are also sex-workers but they are not prostitutes.
I like the word 'peripatetician' which is a nice way that say whore in french. It should be formally introduced in the english language tbqh.

>>70919498
maybe have a word with a doctor la, if you're imagining things

>>70919663
dont care

Wish this paki raghead would die tbqh.

>"“I wanted to do a complete domination of Trump, where everything he’s said about women I could throw back at him,” Goyette said. She ties him up, squirts breast milk on him, and cuts off his penis with garden shears. She gives herself an abortion and makes Trump lick the baby. A guest ghost hailing from Mexico pays tribute to Trump’s heinous Cinco de Mayo tweet, shoving a taco bowl in his face. "
hmmm ah yes very mentally healthy and normal, DEFINITELY a person who should be educating young people

>>70919706
do not do this, you will be put away against your will m8
instead embrace it

>>70919663
(((American Youth Congress)))

>>70919736
>Goyette
could not fabricate this name

>>70919736
Greater London

I was born to worship cocks, and cum is my reward. I live for the cum. However I like when the girls hate it.

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>>70919736

>>70919653
why do brits always try to insult america when it has nothing to do with the topic at hand?

>>70919551
>>70919527
>>70919529
>>70919706
i think i'll be okay desu, thinking people have been speaking to me has only happened a few times
my main problem is the coincidences that keep happening, i'll watch a video and they speak about stuff that i've been thinking about as well. it's so weird. something isn't right with this reality, a god must exist or something, life is just too weird. i can't stop thinking about it. don't like it, it's quite scary. i don't even know how to explain it, something just feels broken with the dimension i'm in. i feel like i've seen the secret of the universe and i wasn't supposed to see it, now i just can't see reality the same way.

>>70918839
I would if other people played
/brit/ doesn't do enough activities together

>>70919769
Reddit

>>70919737
stupid thing to say
>ah yes don't get help for something that's already messing with your life
fuck off back to /cum/

Parked up waiting for t'eedman

>>70919804
>i think i'll be okay
>clearly isn't

Go to the doctors now or you'll be fucked.

>>70919787
its just banter m8

>>70919804
genuinely sounds like you should probs see a doctor, la. Would probably make you feel better.

watching max hardcore atm

loooooooooooool

have been having weird feeling on my skin recently
like needles were hitting my arms and face at the same pace as light rain. they're cold too, just like rain then
problem is that this only happen in closed rooms
isn't a problem that much but it feels weird

>weed past the age of 18
>not using DNM

lmaoing

>>70919579
"left"

>>70919804
are you extremely stressed and/or using drugs

Because I could hear people whispering at me after going on a 3 day LSD and amphetamine binge, and I kept seeing shadows of people randomly. Was mental.

If you're not wigged out or on drugs then go see a doctor lmao

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This week in 1941

>The Japanese government announced rice rationing.

>Benito Mussolini declared the southern portion of Italy to be a war zone and put it under martial law.

>Erwin Rommel became head of the German military unit soon to be known as the Afrika Korps.

>The Royal Air Force bombed Düsseldorf, killing 35.

>Hitler issued Directive No. 23, Directions for Operations against the English War Economy.

> Winston Churchill halted the British advance in North Africa and began withdrawing troops to assist in the defense of Greece.

>The Luftwaffe bombed British-held Iceland.

>A British paratrooper raid destroyed an aqueduct in Calitri, Italy.

>>70919874
but i poop from there

>DNM
hello billy no mates

>>70919874
Where from?

>>70919918
>poop
fuck off yank

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extremely emotionally unstable lads haha x

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can feel a wave of the old 'pression and 'xiety coming back on lads haha

>>70919829
ah yes, take these meds which will also ruin your life
fuck off back to /shit/

>>70919914
>Benito Mussolini declared the southern portion of Italy to be a war zone and put it under martial law.

haha wtf

the allied invasion wasn't until 1943 right?

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>>70918135
>Tfw I'm a pmod on rs
>Tfw I'm the equivalent of a jannie

> local drug dealers
hello brick dust

>>70919948
link to test?

jah bless tbqh

http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/must_see/38888769

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>>70919914
>>Benito Mussolini declared the southern portion of Italy to be a war zone and put it under martial law.

Bella Ciao!

The rape gangs in Rotherham got 10 years in prison, which basically means 5 years.
People get longer jail terms for tweeting criticism towards the rape gangs

>hard drugs
evening junkie!

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>>70919992

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'rado

everyone here talking about some presidential candidate having stolen the peoples money by fake jobs for his wife and stuff like this and i couldnt care less

>>70920024
Rightly so. Rape is subjective, mean words aren't

>>70920044

meet me in telluride if you want your chin tested

joining a kickball team lads

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>>70920047
i just want a marion gf

>>70919964
iirc it was to do with "organised crime" which was in part a euphemism for communists

>>70920047
Are you voting far right?

chef up the bomb ting

found out an ex of mine is an ex prossie. hopefully ive got a deadly sti and die lol x

>>70920041
>how do you do, fellow kids?: the image

so baby pull me closer in the backseat of your rover

>>70920085
the talentless hack with no arguments or political intellect that only got a spot because of nepotism

>>70920098
am not voting you wee obese man

This week in 1942

>A two-day meeting between Ion Antonescu and Adolf Hitler began at the Wolf's Lair. Antonescu pledged to commit large Romanian forces to the upcoming offensive on the Eastern Front but asked for modern equipment as a condition.

>Soap rationing began in Britain.

>The British government set maximum prices for clothing. A suit could not be sold for more than £4 18s 8d.

>The Germans switched their naval codes from Hydra to the more complex Triton.

>The British corvette HMS Arbutus was torpedoed and sunk in the Atlantic Ocean by German submarine U-136.

>German submarine U-82 was depth charged and sunk northeast of the Azores by British warships.

>In a little over two weeks, Rommel had retaken almost all the ground that the British Eighth Army had taken at the end of 1941.

>Vidkun Quisling abolished the Norwegian constitution and established a dictatorship

>>70920087
man was a fuck up the whole way

>>70919892
not as much anymore, but i used to.
i am quite stressed, but i think that's a normal reaction when you feel like reality could just end at any time

>>70919849
>>70919866
i'll go to the doctor, but i'll be very upset with you lads if i get sectioned and there's nothing wrong with me

>>70919892
Know a bloke who had a brain tumour.

Long story short they had to remove a little bit of his brain and he said he can see shadows of people, animals and all sorts of other shit from his mind. The doctors said it's his brain trying to store information but can't because that part of the brain isn't there.

Fucking spooky

>>70920131
>the talentless hack with no arguments or political intellect that only got a spot because of nepotism

A pretty blonde lady telling people to purge the invaders is surprisingly effective

Why do you think Trump keeps Ivanka around?

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erm lads.... just found this in the bathroom (flatmate is a normie)

>>70920127
corsa* xx

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>>70920163
>spooky

>>70920157
Good mate, please go, you only get sectioned if you're at risk to yourself or others iirc, you'll just get some help.

Make sure you get a non-Indian doctor though, they're like fucking robots.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1486457752984.webm

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>>70918135
OSRS obv.

What's the most Northern town/city in the South of England? I would say Slough desu.

>>70920157
sounds like derealisation disorder lad. unfortunately, doctors/psychologists arent very versed in dissociative disorders but it will get better as you grow less and less stressed x

>>70920204
i dont get it

>>70920208
newport

>>70920169
why are there holes in it

>>70920201
jej

>>70920204
fuck you reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>70920169
crease, everyone who uses a pierced condom without knowing is a mong
>hmmm this condom package is really oilly, almost like lube is leaking out from the inside, oh well i'll use it anyway

>>70920201
what a funny and not at all manufactured and forced meme

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>>70920208
>Slough exists

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just did my first solid poo in five days lads

>>70920239
he got very expensive boots but he can't trade them because hes in ironman mode (they can't trade or sell things to other players) so they're basically worthless

>>70920249
his gf is a nutter

>>70920201
lol japan is so crazy

>>70920301
why is he ironman and can he get off of it

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/02/07/president-barack-obama-kiteboards-horses-around-richard-branson-epic-vacation/97592260/

epin

Need something comfy to watch while I eat my pizza

Want a big bum big tit gf

Just want a qt to wear me hoodie and look at me with doting love tbqh boys. The more I want it, I feel like it's less likely to ever happen.

>>70920326
because he chose to be at the very start and i'm not sure

>>70920342
xena warrior princess

>>70920275
>roiding for that

I literally look better and im a 6'3 skelly

uwu

What happens if Marine LaPen wins?

>>70920360
prove it

bit early hehe dont tell janny hotpockets

>>70920310
>>70920310
>>70920310
>>70920310
>>70920310

>>70920387
Frexit

>>70920350
having your gf wear your clothes is a goat feel

>>70920350
haha
top post m8
XDXDXD

310

>>70920394
>dont tell janny hotpockets
he will probably see it on his own so im not worrying

>>70920402
My ex used to wear my hoodies but I never really felt attached to her ngl

how is /brit/ doing today?

not doing so bad myself

>>70920465
Not bad m8

>>70920465
got very stressed today when i had to take and jot down measurements of metal but my hand wouldnt stop spasming. otherwise, it's been alri, cheers

>>70920465
want to kms