*blocks your way* Come to Israel!

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Okay i'll come.

oy gevalt please don't ship me to israeli concentration camps

fake

oh ill cum

>>70915182
*BBBRRRRPPPP*
hehe take that silly goy!

>>70915182

only if you use fucking machines on your pussy.

Fine

*BRAP*

Oooh!

*BRRAAAAP*

tehehehe, sorry, I like to fart a lot... Wait, wait

*pushes harder*

*BBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*

Aaaaahhh.... It feels sooo good to release the gas... Wait, another one is coming...

*BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*

Aaaahhh.... You like the smell, don't ya, goy? You like the sound, right? Haha its okay, theres nothing wrong with that... Oh, Oh! Here comes the last one, it feels big...

*BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPRPRPRPRPRPRPRP*

AHHHHH.... Phew!! *sniffs* woo... It smells awful. Tehehehe, I hope you liked it, goy. ;)

do not come to israel

>>70916505
Can I cum to Israel?

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>>70916405

>>70916528

yes thats fine

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only mutilated dicks are allowed in their cunts so i'll never go

>>70916624

Jewish girls are awful

Look at those girls, you think they look good? They look like a world of pain to me.

>>70915182
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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>>70915182
>>70915182
We were already there, making "defense" talks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV0S5mFqT5c

Look at that firm handshake. Really oozes with friendship

We apologise for our president visiting Iran (she's a woman after all)
Together, we will solve the Iranian threat

How do I get and Israeli gf without converting?

>>70916722
Thats because you're thinking of the clingy nagging baggage that comes with them. On pure looks they're fine.

>>70916787

Convert to being rich.

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>>70916809
There goes that dream.

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>>70915182

>>70916911
I think your cat is a drunk

>>70915182
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPTTTT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt47llMalmc

>>70916747

I hope this relationship can develop despite Serbia being our spirit brother.

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>>70916722
pic related looks better than 90% of chilean girls at least

>>70917200
TIGHT

Do I get a free gf if I do?

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>>70917187
It's time to stop posting pablo

>>70917187
this is advanced-level brapposting

>>70915182
From what iv heard, if i pregnant one the kid will still be a jew and get to live in Israel?

>>70917494
Yes, jewry is matrilinear

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>>70917706
bueno

>>70915182

yes, when?

If she blows me while barfing, would it be considered blarfing?

wtf i love kikes now

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*Blocks your path*

>Sorry Ahmed, you are ISIS so I'm killing you and your entire family and extended family

What do?

>>70916809
>Israel GDP per capita
>35743 burgers
>equivalent to 111k bananas
More than done. How much more shekels do I need to find qt big titted jewish gf with prominent nose?

>>70916624
turk+jew is the most evil breed known to man
which is why i need a jewfu, my dick is already mutilated

>tfw uniform cover isn't a beret
I wish we got issued aesthetic berets but alas, i am not a sgt major and above

>>70915614
>>70916405
my dick is diamonds

>>70916722
Homo Shlomo detected

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>hahaha. you're all so funny. I'm not just pretending to laugh so I can maybe fug you.

I went to israel last year. i even talked to a few israeli girls. I didn't talk to any qt girls in uniform though

>>70915182
O-oK my shekel queen

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GO TO THE OVEN, BITCH

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>>70930741
wew

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>>70915182

>>70916624
Imagine being this obviously Middle-Eastern

>>70916915
there must be porn of this

>>70916747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuDB8rnTNvc

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>>70916915
Nice shoop
Both are Ashkenazi Jews, but the girl is probably mixed with white

>>70927862
>kikeroach
Please don't breed a more evil race than the two diabolical races that plague this planet already

>>70915182
Cum into Israel

I'm cut but not Jewish. Can I still go?

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>>70931469
>tfw cut but not jewish
Why did the Jews do this to us goyim at birth?
Can't they fund foregen and give us foreskins and frenulums as reparations?

>>70932346
haha

>>70917706
matrilinear only in religion. ethnically everyone we touch turns into jew. example: look at the daughters of both trump and hillary

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>tfw no qt goyim hating, shekel hording, yaprak eating, gefilte fish cooking, mincha reciting, menorah lighting, tefillin wearing, peyot growing, zionist supporting, shofar blowing, challah braiding, hanukkah celebrating, suka constructing, tikkun leil shavuot studying, pomegranate harvesting, purim commemorating, hamantash baking, yom kippur fasting, mikvah bathing, yeshiva researching, kashrut dieting, shechitah slaughtering, tahor purifying, teramuh offering, zavah abstaining, zeved habat naming, minyan contributing, hazzan singing, multicultural promoting, morally conniving, salmon curing, keplach frying, dreidel spinning, meat koshering, tzedakah giving, parashah reading, shema davening, maariv beseeching, siddur adhering, kabbalah thinking, matzot preparing, kotel wailing, chametz burning, karpas dipping, teshuva atoning, chesed bestowing, yeast withholding, kiddush sanctifying, hilonim respecting, siyum achieving, netilat yadayim washing, maror grating, bareich blessing, afikoman stealing, omer counting, hol hamoed holidaying, tish attending, kitniyot rejecting, ketubah signing, kiddushin dedicating, badeken covering, chatan encircling, mazel tov shouting, temple mourning, krenzi dancing, zimmun recounting, pidyon haben redeeming, brit milah advocating, shalom bayit reconciling, klezmer playing, khazone intoning, krekht creating, kinnor plucking, tziltzal banging, nusach conducting, paspag browning, haroset grinding, kugel roasting, kasha boiling, knish grilling, cholent stewing, shidduch arranging, shadchan matching, frum heeding, tzitziyot sewing, khumra obeying, kapparot sacrificing, sheitel wrapping, zuzzim acquiring, baal teshuva embracing, onah endearing, pessary using, halakha abiding, chazal following, negiah maintaining, tzniut observing, yichud complying, cheder tutoring, kollel analysing, chevra kadisha cleansing, taharah planning, keriah tearing, chol enjoying, matzevah unveiling, yahrtzeit marking, hashkabóth solemnising, yizkor chanting jew gf

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>>70916405

>>70931204
not a shoop

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>>70935126
>iktf