turtleneck edition
I'm a young, British, cock-loving slut with long brunette hair, blue eyes, 34DD tits and a shaven pussy,
I have a really high sex drive. I love fucking, giving and receiving oral, masturbating, watching porn, looking at other men and women! There's nothing that pleases me more than watching a man's cock explode everywhere, thinking of me.
Yes I really am a bi-sexual - I've had boyfriends and girlfriends, I love licking pussy just as much as I love sucking cock.
>>70912703
3DPD whores get the fuck out.
bobba
pools closed due to aids
praise afroduck
>>70912682
hate turlemong and his phimosis desu
tried to do a 3d model
/brit/ 2013 meetup at the fair
crushingly alone
going to go and lift weights without a spotter, hope it fucking kills me
ed spiliband
>>70912765
me on the far right
>>70912773
very blackpill thing to do
Listening to BBC Radio 1Xtra, it's very "cultured" to say the least.
the gf
Business idea: go back in time and tell myself not to do a certain thing that ruined my life
>>70912851
Looks like the kind of girl that loves Big British Dick in her flange.
>>70912857
business 'dea: this but kill myself instead
>>70912857
Business idea: go back in time and kill your past self
Need to penetrate a fanny
black guys: manlets
white guy: chad
ball: gf
Anyone here have PPP on their bellend?
>>70912909
t. consentcuck
Justin Trudeau is a white supremacist
ed sillyband
actual business idea: make protectors for the glass on your phone camera
she came from greece she had a thirst for knowledge
she studied sculpture at st martin's college
thats where i
caught here eye
>>70912932
I dislike the fact that BLM Toronto are trying to pretend they live in America
This country doesnt have a history of oppressing blackey
>tfw when you throw minced meat and sauce in a pan and add some spaghetti and it turns out okay
>>70912926
jokes on you that honkey is a heeb
>>70912848
yes bruv
>>70912947
how are you managing to break your phone camera lens enough times to make this viable
i have literally never broken mine
>>70912979
>that honkey is a heeb
did you switch to swedish midsentence?
Wow... Gets You Thinking Huh?
Bercow is a Cuck in every sense
>>70912928
yep helps my gf climax ;)
>>70912998
It would be more of a bundled thing that comes with a standard screen protector, extra peace of mind and all that
plus since the protector would be small it could be made from the wasted glass in the screen protector factories
never had a phone case or screen protector in the 5 years i've had a smartphone and the only damage suffered is a few marks around the edges
>>70912979
Holy shit, he really is
is there a /brit/ discord?
>>70912977
not even an onion?
>>70913062
not the biggest fan
me on the left
>>70913053
that's because you're not COOL like ME
when i get PISSEd up with the LADS i drop my fucking phone all OVER THE PLACE MATE..... crack the screen like *snaps fingers* like THAT mate.... so FAAAAAST
>>70912928
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis#/media/File:Hirsuties_papillaris_coronae_glandis.jpg
literally worse than phimosis
>>70912969
you know that song is about yanis varafouakis' wife
>>70913053
only normies use them anyways
>>70913083
NOT clicking this link as I'm eating.
>>70912682
>>70912703
do you eat paki cock?
>>70913082
mishaps and clumsiness may also be the cause of such things. wanker.
>>70913093
hahahaha no way
love Jarvis, knew a girl who claimed to be his illegitimate daughter
If I wanna sit in and drink super tennents in the day I will, no one's gonna fucking tell me jack
>>70913053
Same, but now i have a google pixel and there's no grip to it at all. Will probably buy one
anyone have fordyce spots on their willies
I got a birthmark on my penis towards the base
>>70913155
yep helps my gf climax ;)
>>70912703
*quickly replies*
*turns up to your house*
*sees two brick shithouse blokes sat in the living room with bats*
h-haha lads alri you seen that brunette girl about then or what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfZmFoEkSSk
*SPITS DRINK ALL OVER PC IN SURPRISE*
WOAH
Where the fuck did that B A N G E R come from!?
>>70913152
doesn't it come with one?
a word about my weakness
>discord
>not irc
shiggy no diggy
>>70913155
NICE TO SEE YOUR WILLY, TO SEE YOUR WILLY NICE
>>70913253
To this day I don't know what discord is, is it similar to Skype?
>>70913276
>All-in-one voice and text chat for gamers that’s free, secure, and works on both your desktop and phone. Stop paying for TeamSpeak servers and hassling with Skype. Simplify your life.
>>70913276
its skype for gamerz
literally all my friends
>>70913276
It's a gay meme ridden application shilled by twitch streamers and gamers.
Im not even joking, when you open it, it has reddit tier meme loading messages
>>70913276
like skype, mumble and irc mashed into one hipster gaymur pile of shite
BIG MAN TING!
>>70913307
lies
teamspeak is skype for gamers
>>70912495
>only 2 good posts are included in the list of "good posts"
>goes into the [see filename]
only straight lad in this thread t bh m8s
>>70913305
>>70913307
>>70913329
>>70913331
So it's a post ironic proto subnormie messaging application, gotcha.
>>70913350
>goes into the [see filename]
FOY
>>70913255
chuckled
>>70913337
do a vocaroo
>>70913358
dirty dumb breeder scum
>>70913405
jokes on you i'm a eunuch
>>70913346
Hey 2005 how's it going
>>70912682
what to ask barber to get haircut like this?
>>70913429
yeah it's alri
no recession, credit is easy, inflation is normal, pound is strong
p good desu
>>70913392
What's that?
>>70913457
its called the twink pedophile
YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID
>all normies have their phones cracked
how old are you cunts? I'm 25 and haven't seen someone with a cracked phone in ages. That trend died out
>tfw receding hairline
hold me lads
haitiANOOOOOOOOOOO
God said to Noah there's gonna be a floody floody
>>70913655
>tfw will never ever go bald
feels good to be jewish
>>70913655
>>70913322
going to do a cheeky uni skip for this 4:00 one :banterhand:
sometime's its hard to be a mastermind, but i get through
i get trhough
policy should be judged on outcome, not intent
>I relate with the villain
>>70913776
Elder god tier is dumb as fuck.
>>70913776
h8 muslims desu
*shoots christians and gives the left more ammunition to let in more muslims*
>>70912893
yeah but if you went back in time to kill yourself your future self would dissapear thus you couldn't go back in time to kill yourself
nothing sickens me more than all the makeup channels in youtube with millions of subscribers
back in my days roasties had no place on the big 'net
>>70913776
who's the great tier?
>>70913839
wish I was a girl
life would be so easy
>>70913839
spoken like a true virgin
>>70913462
that image makes very little sense, source?
>>70913528
allri, Pilkington-K glass?
>>70913510
mate I'll tolerate serial killer and school shooter but nonce is out of bounds
Anyone ever finger blast their arsehole?
>>70913839
Wish I was a makeup brush
Don't want to go to class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OhkhBwrK_w
timothy james byrne.mp4
>>70913862
charles whitman
was beaten as kid, had tough time in uni, had his roastie wife leave him after he beat her up and was going to die anyway from brain cancer. only thing he was really good in was sharpshooting so he used that to he did just that only with live targets
any of you rorkes ever been rasheed'd? grim if so
>>70913923
Not as good as a cock t b h.
Über everywhere
>>70913979
state of my posts
gotta get some sleep
>>70913776
>Behring-Breivik
>Elliot Roger
>both above mid-tier
I just received my new birth certificate in the post! My name has finally and officially been legally changed! I always knew this moment would be an emotional one, but I had no idea how instantaneously complete it would make me feel! The old me no longer exists and I could not be happier than I am right now! This is life changing! I'm sure you noticed that I blurred out my sex/gender, and that's because it still says 'MALE'. The New South Wales Registry of Births Deaths & Marriages requires that trans people must have undergone SRS (sex reassignment surgery) to warrant a gender marker change. Completely ridiculous, but I'm not going to let that burst my bubble!
>>70914013
Much better version
https://youtu.be/6PB2chqwFjc
>>70913363
its like a teamspeak server that you dont have to pay for
you can also make chatrooms so like what you'd get in skype
>>70914010
Last time I got fucked in the arse I shit myself. Lol
Does the NHS cover poleaboos laser surgery?
>>70914046
>imogen loxley smith
that's fucking shit
>>70914032
Agreed. Lanza should be at the top.
>>70913832
yeah except thats not what happened in Norway you stupid leaf
>Last time I got fucked in the arse I shit myself. Lol
>>70914111
howler of a post
>imogen
squelching
>>70914046
>sex
>male
>>70914046
I'm struggling to believe this is true. It feels like it's been copy–pasted from some blog.
https://www.instagram.com/allyrose1997/
Don't get married, lads.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-38891663
>>70914168
MMM WHACHA SAY
>>70914183
That paki looks like a fucking cartoon
current haircut is very uneven but I sort of like it
>>70914046
>you can choose any name in the world
>you choose imogen
why the FUCK
>>70914251
She's pretty passable though isn't she
ah yes
does anyone else really love proto-punk?
why does it feel so panicky while talking on phone
RAF foil 9/11 plot
>>70914305
if my experience with indians is anything to go by, its because you're afraid other people can hear you because you're talking incredibly loud
>>70914286
at first glance
but then I notice the manly facial asymmetry, and also the brow
>>70913276
irc for gen AA
>>70914286
didn't even think for a second she was a trap (until i went to her youtube and heard his voice)
>>70914296
starting to think recaptcha is playing pranks more often than not these days
He can't keep getting away with this
At the hotel. Wi-fi doesn't let me post on 4chan and images don't load.
>>70914207
holy shit
what a case
>>70914286
Yeah. Looks a bit like Ireland Baldwin
>>70914366
I don't believe this is real
>>70914366
Wh*t the fuck it's real
>>70914373
Hotel where mnine
i wan2 ride my bicycle
i wan2 ride my baaaaaik
>>70914366
fake
>>70914183
>https://www.instagram.com/allyrose1997/
Am a virgin and still not even jealous of that paki lad.
His "gf" has about 500 pictures on instagram and 480 are close ups of her face alone
>№70914366
>>70914403
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=62c_1486364011
>Be a street shitter
>Get btfo by 2ft tall rice niggers
Who gets income support here?
>>70914426
oh wow did not realise that it was a trap
definitely passable desu
>>70914046
will smith become an actor?
>>70914183
>allyrose1997
less than 20 year old but looks 35
i'll paas
Why I spend my free time making stuff like this I will never know, at least it's good for triggering /pol/
>>70914286
passable as in i'll pass. as in "nah dude, i donny"
>>70914126
no
it takes years to convince them that sex reassignment surgery will "cure" their gender dysmorphia, so getting hair removed as a medical necessity is a hell of a stretch
they're rather just not waste the tax money on someone who is likely to kill themselves in the near future anyway
>>70914400
Liverpool. Bit of a 'trouble in paradise' situation haha.
>>70914499
hmm
nah they don't look 35
>>70914183
>>70914183
>>70914183
>>70914183
Would fuck the dogshit out of this trap and cum all in her arse
might put together a violent industrial hardcore and rawstyle mix as a demo for this local "multi-genre music and awareness festival"
pic related, screeching my face off atm
having a pretzel cob with peanut butter lads
>>70914183
better looking than rosy
>>70914335
true generally but right now i'm home alone. maybe i fear the walls
>474 Arrested, 28 Sexually Exploited Children Rescued During Statewide Human Trafficking Operation: LASD
>Hundreds of people were arrested and dozens of sexually exploited children and adult victims were rescued across California during a statewide operation to combat human trafficking, the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department announced Tuesday.
We Are All Rotherham
Man I got no time to write a diss
I never let my 9-5 for this
eating a cream cheese and smoked salmon bagel
what are the goyim of /brit/ eating?
thoughts on the fly episode lads?
>>70914657
oatmeal
>>70914522
>blacked.com
I couldn't even do a search for images including "black and white graffiti" without some of its content appearing.
>>70914657
cocaine and coviar
badly need a shit
In work
So bored
truth.
>>70914729
soz mate but I couldn't give one of those
>>70914729
you are a piece of shit
fuck off
>>70914657
just finished a bowl of fish chowder
Which is the best Mass Effect game?
>>70914183
>tfw an english trap is better looking than 90% of english girls
>>70914566
I'm in the black leather.
>>70914773
2 imo
>>70914777
A YEET HIT 'EM ON THAT DAB BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
stormzy playing in dublin end of march lads
Operation /indianGF2017/ coming along nicely lads. Found a proto-indianGF. She sounds very nice, although she's older than me.
Can see myself settling as an upper-class indian intellectual. I would give my kids a british education and push them to become all doctors and engineers.
>>70914856
you coped your ticket yet?
oops im gay x
>>70914895
bad choice
>>70914773
3, maybe 2. Hard to pick.
First is good, but just incredibly repetitive. And the Mako stuff is frustratingly bad.
>>70914885
not out yet lad
>>70914740
alri Ted
The state of cuckoldry the irish poster to brit/ is in
dont reply to it
just filter the name and the flag.
>>70914895
Me too lmao.
>>70914911
ummm no sweetie if you preordered his album you got a code for advance release tour tickets
>>70914968
>buying albums
who let you out of the cuck shed?
stormzy is fucing gay
grime is so gay the flows are just boring. i remember when grime sounded like some future shit and it was dangerous and exciting but skepta and his co are so boring they are just like usa artists over more "electronic" beats. Never liked him back then and he sucks now
>>70914890
lol btfo pal :)
>>70915000
says the wigger listening to black music thinking hes cools
>>70915000
>not supporting the grime scene
it's like you want them to start doing pop music again
>>70914968
>Paying for an album of monkey noises
THE
ABSOLUTE
STATE
OF
( Y o u )
Y
o
u
)
>>70914705
everyone ask this lad if he wants to go to a juice bar later
>>70914919
what Ted has said is proving itself to be absolutely prophetic and he's a very intelligent person. you shouldn't just dismiss his ideas just because he was a bit of a kook.
>not listening to garage
>>70915053
bit racist this no?
>>70915031
not a wigger toobh
my music is taste is quite broad
please only listen to /brit/-approved music genres: k-pop, anime and dubstep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn5Xtymkl3U
official list of /brit/ approved albums
>>70915101
anime isn't a music genre
monkey features watch ma lip hang off
stormzy innit
reppin innit
fuckin reppin
fire in the park
lets go
>>70915136
>>70915101
>/brit/ genres
>2 aren't british
grime is quintessential /brit/core you plen
https://youtu.be/ZKJJgvPg6VU
buzz aldrin bro
>Greig
Someone suggest some blackpill music for me to listen to
>>70915177
Still mad at that wetback cunt tbcauhwyf
>>70915101
Post anime music you like then.
>>70915214
ummm..... no sweetie
https://youtu.be/5vBbsFb-l3U
any anime grime man in
>>70915177
who even is he
lib dem surge
>look at me, I'm an 18 year old middle class uni wanker who listens to grime. aren't i cool and edgy haha!
>look at me at a grime concert surrounded by other middle-class uni wankers! we're so cool haha!
>i'm so cool and urban guys. black people dont think i look like a twat whatsoever!
70915229
Wasn't talking to poo mate.
man dem surge
>>70915276
excellent post
REMINDER
Kekwave is /brit/ clay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FINwufXxaME
>>70915265
good post
>>70912682
Daily reminder that phimosis lad is 5'3
>>70915276
Really hate whites that try to be "cool" with blacks desu
>>70915341
ah yes socialising outside your race is bad, gotcha, hmmm
>>70915276
yeah cuz I only listen to grime to try and impress niggers you bellend
>>70915318
State of you ye gimp
>>70915352
other races aren't interested in your sycophantic arse mate. you're pathetic to them.
>>70915325
>green foreign policy
>>70915201
here u go pal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHhedgqXW3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7Z76d0rjTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1mJnEmjlLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_WuYoq-OYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyeq41VQR2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjA7QaQlndY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnG1dV8__O4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao3rWgR_JtI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0wYygKNjXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtSnowllCfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHaQz4wunmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK8Esogif6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhErRiw81Y4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7YxZbZS4gc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X05XFNjTlEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEa-N978wAY
>>70915276
While white middle class students listening to grime is cringe it is more cringe to actually give a shit
>>70915356
at least you admit it
How do we pioneer a counter culture lads?
Suggestions, go
>>70915380
fuck off yank you can't have opinions on westminster style political systems
>>70915392
Kill the abnormies
>>70915383
t. white middle class uni wanker
ok hun x
saw a facebook "awareness" video last night about a black woman saying that the uk is missing some big opportunity to invest in africa like china
then used the term "empowering human capital" to describe how china is benefiting from africa
yeah mate you know i recall another time when more developed nations were "empowering their human capital" with africans, what was that again?
Why are Americans so edgy?
>>70915352
Not about that, ones that try to act like they are black to appease other blacks. So cringy
invest in the african powerhouse (namibia)
>>70915428
If niggers go to hell regardless of what they do, why shouldn't they just nig it up all the time?
>>70915406
you're a gay cunt AND an idiot if you support the greens, especially on foreign policy
>>70915214
gladly!
https://youtu.be/kN0fPHTRHCI
https://youtu.be/VG97aObkxyM
https://youtu.be/kXUIIxkpdas
https://soundcloud.com/shot-bass-records/dj-wildparty-handz-up-live-mix
Saw a German girl at uni with her brown boyfriend today
the memes are real, folks
Why does every woman want kids? It gets harder and harder to find some that don't. I'm pushing thirty and it's like getting blood from a stone.
i fucking dislike you Bongs
>yeah cuz I only listen to grime to try and impress niggers you bellend
>>70915481
nice
if even digits I pick up this 2 heart question mark item inside the black market room in binding of isaac
>>70915509
That's a shame. I bet you'd like me if you got to know me.
>>70915509
fuck off nip
>>70915381
Holy fuck this is insane
>>70915214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuc3pE22b4g
>>70915415
Don't listen to grim mate just think it's a bit weird that you're extremely worried if black people think you look cool
>>70915511
haha that is literally how i imagine all runtish grime fans. hilarious.
>>70915486
you'll want them one day lad, guarantee it. you'll think you don't and then one day see a m8 with his kid and it'll hit you. you can't stop it.
qt just sent an absolute paragraph on tinder
>all these triggered rorkes
stay mad x
>>70915535
hmm yes i definitely care your nothing opinion. thank you for your nothing input.
>>70915528
>>70915530
Ha Ha, just kidding. You Lads are alright really.
>>70915509
I'm not your average boy.
>>70915602
>not doing both
>>70915605
I'm a star boy
Just 'nked to some 'tai.
>I agree with the green party on foreign policy
>I agree with UKIP on environmental issues
don't understand the meme behind these two
>>70915660
disgusting
>>70915568
Everybody says that, but why? Why is there insistence that I'll change my mind? Surely if there's even a doubt in my mind I shouldn't do it. No kid wants to grow up being brought in to this world as a compromise.
>>70915690
it's called being a radical centrist x
>>70915576
Good lad
>>70914773
2
>>70915594
You were the one who's critique of people listening to grime was 'black people think you look like a bellend'
79% ndp, 75% liberal and 35% conservative is not radical centrism
>tfw to intelligent
Posting so I can look at his face
Some of you Rorkes are alright
Don't be right wing tomorrow
business idea: points based immigration
business idea: immigration based points
>>70912682
why do you guys hate people from Hull, what's wrong with them?
>canadians and jews posting their political results
>thinking anyone actually cares
>>>/pol/
>>70915735
yes yes whatever you say. i care so much.
business idea: talent show based immigration
>>70915692
ponces
>>70915793
Hahaha fucking hell you deluded weirdo
Inferiority complexes are bizarre to me
business idea: immigration based talent shows
>>70915702
because youre human and having kids is a primal desire. you can hold a viewpoint like that from afar, but to continue not wanting kids means you have to avoid kids your entire life (or post on r/childfree and convince yourself that children are unforgivable).
>>70915794
Can one of the talents be slobbing on my corn cob?
business idea: talent based immigration laws
business idea: unlimited immigration and housing of refugees in rorke's second home
business idea: canadian mass suicide
based idea: immigration business points
business idea: unlimited second homes housed in immigrant's home countries
business idea: state-sponsored immigrant gfs
>>70915570
respond with "shant be reading this"
>>70915889
disgusting
business idea: sucking on chebs
business idea: american annexation of sweden
Business idea: female only immigration laws
>>70915909
more for me
>>70915847
business idea: whatever immigration laws that let her in
Never heard anyone say 'chebs' irl
Is it a northerner thing?
>>70915959
scot
business idea: swedish annexation of canada
hmmmmm
>>70915959
FONT
>>70915702
the doubt in your mind is now you mong. people actually change how they feel about things over time. it'll happen one day and you'll remember this post and think 'what an perceptive young man'.
>>70915916
butterface
business idea: england seceding from the untied kingdom
>>70915971
hope you aren't planning on stealing those
>>70916007
fantastic idea
>>70915994
me on the left
>>7091597
backflipping
>>70915832
I realise that, but I just don't have any desire whatsoever. Childfree is a cesspit.
>>70915981
Maybe. I'll print it out and put your post on my desk.
business idea: annex Sweden, then forcibly relocate the population to Papua New Guinea
>>70915994
>bench 55 reps
hmm yes