DROOLING and BURPING edition
not cara
https://en.lichess.org/adub1Xhb
https://en.lichess.org/adub1Xhb
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https://en.lichess.org/adub1Xhb
Bit of the ol chess, figure I'll give you lads an advantage by playing at midnight haha
>>70908862
>midnight
East coast runt
>>70908817
stop mocking me
>>70908880
Cannot even imagine the pain of living in 'h and being over 3000km away from anything remotely relevant
How long does it take for the ache to go away after a workout?
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/763977/Ukip-Stoke-left-wing-protesters-go-home-Jewish-man-Shneur-Odze
>The angry crowd, which earlier hurled Cadbury’s Cream Eggs at chief Ukip donor Arron Banks - which he picked up and ate -
>>70908928
5 years
Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a caalllll
having a wank
Rate the flight lads x
>>70908928
depends, when you get used to lifting and your diet has a decent ammount of protein it's typically gone within 24-36 hours. If you're doing it for the first time in a while fuck knows. I squatted for the first time since december the other day and had DOMs lasting 4 fucking days. NOT a fan
>>70908966
>Chiraq
lmao
hnnnnggg
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFPPPPPpppppp....*
https://en.lichess.org/adub1Xhb
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doing a diet
>>70908966
what are you doing in chicago
>>70909026
hahaha how the fuck are diets even a thing nigga just put the fork down like nigga just count your calories
>>70908913
Maybe he likes it, Bruce.
>>70909026
>diet
Enjoy not lasting haha.
>>70908966
>TFW need to return to the UK for less than a month
>TFW 24hrs there, and 24hrs back
I fucking hate flying, and I fucking hate transport in general because I live in a computer screen so it's going to fucking suck. No chance I'm going through the ME so I might try and find a nice stop somewhere to stay the night and see some sights.
Current thoughts are South Korea or Hong Kong. Both pretty beautiful places, might make it worth it because 2 10hr flights over 2 days beats 2 10hr flights back-to-back by a long way.
>>70897327
>This is what Yanks believe
fucking love long distance flights
used to be an unironic tripfag
>>70909058
>523,944 likes
https://en.lichess.org/kDJcauWa
https://en.lichess.org/kDJcauWa
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>>70909072
i lost loads of weight already
used to be an unironic brony
>>70909026
>0 carb foods
>beef, veal, lamb, pork, turkey, chicken, duck, goose, venison, bison, ostrich, caribou, elk, emu
>butter
This kind of shit pisses me off because fatties like you are going to cram all these things down your fucking gullet and be surprised you aren't losing weight because 'muh carbs'
>>70909135
How long have you been doing it? because it's a diet are you going to quit when you reach your target?
> join the runt's chess game
> leave the moment i join
good morning, a green tea pls
Why is this runt posting Beckham Instagrams
ARGIE BARGIE SPOTTED
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>>70909144
Not him but 2bh most meat isn't actually that calorific itself
Even a pretty massive steak is only going to be 300-400 calories
>>70909176
here's some green tea for you
*takes my pants off above your tea cup*
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFPPP*
and here's the sugar...HNNNNNGGG
*BRRRRRRPPPPPPP SSSSSCHLOP*
>>70909176
Give me one reason to watch GochiUsa.
Just ripped this utter cunt a new arsehole on a football forum. Feeling really hard and clever right now.
https://en.lichess.org/XDYHiGvC
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I can go to bed if you just want to continue being a dick
> I can go to bed if you just want to continue being a dick
>>70909243
footy normies fuck off
>>70909243
Good lad, love arguing on forums. (not footy ones)
Wish they'd get more popular again.
is there a /brit/ fantasy football league?
>>70909287
Yeah your mam and a bunch of niggers.
>>70909139
same
>>70909226
chino is top cute
>>70909176
>argentina
>white
brb
I'm just nipping over to realchan to see what /pol/ are up to.
>>70909246
suck muh dick nigga
*posts fucking machines*
>>70909353
Yeah she is, I'm sold.
https://en.lichess.org/UyqPhVZh
>>70909355
>australian
>biggah
posting waifu
>>70909226
watch k-on instead
That Bercow ıs goıng too far. The Commons' clerks will no longer wear wigs. Bring the speaker's dress back to Andrew Weatherill who was the last person to wear the full thing.
watching yuru yuri
>>70909412
I've watched it already, you K-On! faggots need to sort yourselves out.
>Takeback proposition sent
>>70909433
who is your favourite
>>70909353
chino is a type of trouser, you pot noodle
The green belt was not ordained by God ffs every house currently owned was built on green land
People need somewhere to live
>biggah
what did he mean by this
>>70909393
Get gud scrub
>>70909438
Having this Aussie cunts life here
china a cute
>>70909482
that's a cartoon character
>>70909392
NEVER let Bruce dictate how the game is played.
>>70909444
no
Argentina back to filo /lat/ino, stop cancerizing this thread.
>>70909243
link or post screenshot.
>>70909443
For the millionth time.
>>70909534
Lel. It's good trolling his fucking chess games. Hate the cunt. Hope he gets arse cancer.
>>70909548
Are you the lad who was cuteposting for an entire thread with that Chilean the other night?
>>70909562
no
>>70909577
very good
sorry
>>70909612
does your local flag have berries on it?
posting an aneymay
>>70909605
y-yes, i get banned for it
so this is when you neet mongs post anime
never taking the day off work again, we don't have this noncey shit on the evenings
>>70909644
no, only a sun
>>70909026
ignore the faggots, good man. Start on the right path.
>it's descended into an anime thread
Welp
See you on the flip side
*skidaddles off*
>>70909695
Your own fault lad haha. It's why I don't bother posting much anime anymore, Janny is quite unstable nowadays.
>>70909875
fight back with slags la
wish i was born in a cool year like 1997 or 2001
>>70909921
janny's a twat iih
got warned last night for posting a picture of hitler
apparently hitler pics are only allowed on /pol/
Really fancy a full English brekky.
>>70909945
howling what a brown nosing twat
>>70909960
A lot of it makes me wonder who's reporting this stuff in the first place, some bans are just completely random while shitposters are allowed to run wild.
whats the deal with adelaide
>>70909945
>she shops at aldi
>>70910025
wrong link up >>70909939
The old man
>>70910021
proper numpties that's who
up your arse janny
Just had a ÂŁ1 Tesco frozen deep pan oven pizza
Absolutely grim
>>70910025
wrong post you mong, where's my (You)
>>70909951
Quality of the thread is much worse than during Brit evening hours
How do I into stuff like The Beatles, The Who, Bowie and whatever else people regard as good?
>>70909945
Ahahaha this twat wants to get knighted so bad
>>70910089
here you twat
>>70910092
normies are at work so we're stuck with anime paedophiles
>>70910049
Why does he post about the Queen so much?
normie at work here, just cba to post since you're all being nonces
Drinking this
lads
>>70910132
this is what a! 10/10 face looks like
BF just sent me this
>tfw good hair day
>>70910164
that's pretty bad packaging even by store brand standards
>>70910164
>>70910197
Asda blue charge is better
don't watch or care about anime i'm just posting one here off google because these upset tards are amusing lol
team leader at the old call centre wasn't best pleased with me today
>>70910092
11pm - 5am /brit is the best, normies are asleep so we can actually enjoy ourselves.
Whether we just shitpost or discuss is dependent on the amount of JFs usually.
>>70910179
nah lad m8
this is a 10/10
>tfw day off
life is good lads
>>70910237
'd
>>70910227
tell us what happened lad
>>70910236
FOY
>>70910179
got a derection from this pic
>>70910182
Quite glad this utter cunt has been torn to bits by the press
>>70910197
Rate how it used to look
>>70910220
Will have to sample that, tried to Aldi own brand one recently and it was top notch
>>70910269
I'm implying that less JFs means less shitposting, Aussies are alright in those hours though since they keep the banter going. Yanks aren't as bad as during the day but all the other JFs are a lot worse.
Channel 4 have got a show called the Fake News Show
Remind me again how exactly Britain is different to yankland
>>70910269
I got too many refusals and didn't keep a log sheet
on the up side the girl sitting next to me was very nice and my hair looked cute
>>70910330
Another shitty panel show that will flop.
>>70910292
I remember /brit/ started a primitive version of pjw posting where we just out every other word in caps, this was a 6+ months before the current pjw posting
If you posted that on /pol/ at the time you got called a shill
>>70910330
SCREECHED at this the first time I saw an ad for this, channel 4 are the biggest racebaiters
got called a nonce on /brit/
my 2 year old nephew pronounces 'sorry' as 'foy'
smile and think of /brit/ each time
Trump
WOW
>>70910446
No one voted for him
>>>/pol/111503302
>>70910511
idea: british flag on the left, irish flag on the right
alternative: nz flag on the left, aus flag on the right
Bit mad how the queen personally sent Donald Trump a state visit request. Reckon she's a proper rorke behind closed doors and deeply regrets her ancestors gave away all their power to the government
>>70910511
According to brexiters the EU is both neo-liberal and communist
>>70910596
She didn't. May did it on her behalf.
>>70910602
It makes me laugh when either side starts to talk about political ideologies because whatever label they put on someone, it depends on their stance toward immigration.
>>70910561
>nz flag on the left, aus flag on the right
crypto-kiwis FUCK OFF
>Native Americans can't be perfe-
*spits in the town well*
do you think are lizzy rates mummy may?
>Trump state visit is mentioned, people cry and say we don't know what kind of president he'll be yet, people are outraged.
>Bercow denies Trump the opportunity to speak in the commons calling him sexist and racist, people applaud it.
Really makes me think.
>>70910744
ct.
>>70910753
>trump can't address parliament but the Colombian and Chinese presidents can
>>70910743
their flag is older, its just a fact
at least we can count stars properly
>>70910746
no one rates mummy may lad. unelected lowest common denominator of a pm tbph
>>70910753
this country's proper embarrassing desu
>lets not have good relations with the president of the richest and most powerful country in the world because he said something that hurt my feelings
This whole state visit from Trump is a waste of time.
>Trump elected president but gets blocked from doing things
>May gets elected despite no one voting for her
Democracy is a bit odd lads
>>70910824
what's he even planning on doing? just coming over for a jolly?
>>70910816
Everyone is just desperate to boost their public image by taking in turns to say just how much they dislike trump
>>70910866
going to give elizas dust box a good lick
>>70910866
Some delusional people in this country think we're going to get some great trade deal with him.
Absolute morons
>>70910866
getting a taste of some royal fanny
*grabs the queen by the pussy*
Fucking hell lads
>>70910934
way too dark
>yank politics
just FACK OFF
this is how I imagine the typical yank poster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN6KgrntDIg
>>70910934
Working on /indiangf2017/ as we speak desu
>>70910950
seen white blokes with a darker tan then that you translucent skinned faced freak
>>70910966
Wew, that takes me back
>>70910876
I'm a bit fed up of hearing it everywhere, they are so starved for conflict that they're labeling someone who was voted democratically into power as a fascist and tyrant, I mean fuck it's no wonder they hate Russia so much, even though they claim to be peaceful I bet they wouldn't hesitate to let the army fight their war for them if it all kicked off.
I read last night that Lady Gaga got slammed by critics for performing at the superb owl instead of taking the opportunity to slag off Trump.
>>70910995
t. dirty wog
KEEP THE BASTARDS HONEST.
What is it with poor people and just fucking shouting in the street having arguments?
>>70910966
not nearly fat enough
>>70911129
weren't taught manners as children because their parents were also dysfunctional
Is protesting good fun or something? The lefties are always at it
>>70911171
gives them an excuse to not be working
soft, blubber yank boys
>>70911171
It's a hobby and being part of something.
>>70911171
people are allowed to have their voice heard. its the violence which is a bit unsavoury.
>>70911184
apparently there's people that get paid to protest
wonder what the wages are
>>70910888
that comment made me hurt my lungs: chest infection.
Are Muslims basically Vorcha?
How many of you are posting from a mobile?
>>70911206
fake news
>>70911242
how can fake news be real if the news is fake?
>>70911240
not a normie TWAT so no
>>70911240
Most do. Any who don't use punctuation and caps are.
>>70911251
this comment is also fake news. i don't even wear a dressing gown.
>>70911251
Anyone know how I can become a paid shill
tea is shit. it's just hot water and all different flavors end up tasting like the same flavorless muddy pisswater. fuck you brits and your faggy drink. I'd sooner drink runoff from fermented herring than your goat ball sweat infused piss concoction
>>70911281
how can my comment be fake news if the news is fake and i'm not real?
>>70911240
I am
>>70911266
I type in all lowercase when I'm posting on my PC m8
>>70911324
Would be lying if I said I cared even slightly
>>70911286
the most hat thing i've read for a while
>>70911324
water is shit because its just water
>>70911324
you swedes and your herrings
>>70911266
>Any who don't use punctuation and caps are.
it's the reverse you pillock because phones put those in for you
>>70911324
Oh no.
>>70911324
feel sorry for you
>>70911286
the teacher's question doesn't even make sense
>>70911393
t. phone fag
>>70911407
are you stupid mate?
>>70911286
do not believe that this sequence of events ever took place
What is the best class in Mass Effect 3?
>>70911428
oh I misread it lol
world is going too fast...
Hmmmmmm I wonder if you can tell whether the left or the right is the modern architecture
>>70911476
Trigonometry :)
>>70911484
Letting the days go by...
Really get the ol brain juices a'pumping.
shouldn't have phoned in this morning
>>70911525
very insightful
>>70911525
English nationalism doesn't even exist
>>70911525
>>70911567
Why do they always target us like this?
>>70911501
The rights got a TV aerial so it must be modern
just subsumed britain lads
t. england
>>70911129
they're subhuman trash
>>70911525
>Caledonia
Ahh yes, wonder why they have a problem with english nationalism
>>70911600
foy
>>70911614
The tweet makes it pretty clear desu
>they're subhuman trash
just saw two ducks have sex
Me in lectures
>>70909945
>therealgenevievetho
>goodluckterry: "is she dead?"
*minces into thread*
Coo-eee! Hi, boys! I'm baaaaaaaaack!
*bends over and flashes bleached/waxed anus*
You like that, hunk? Wanna tickle my balls while you give that balloon knot a little kiss?
some autist just watched me bang my bird in the park
Does David Beckham realise the Queen doesn't actually hand out honours herself
>>70911746
Is this the apex of British culture?
>>70911746
*bushes next to you start shaking*
*you look over in confusion just as I leap out of the undergrowth and latch my jaws straight onto your nutsack*
'ken or 'bway lads?
>>70911799
'ken 'bway
>>70911781
He's thick as fuck. Probably thinks the Queen is some magical being from Narnia.
>people in this country will ACTUALLY willing to spend their entire lives paying off ÂŁ180,000 they spent on this
This country is so close to being 3rd world I swear
>>70909945
>a queen that does everything
>that
/Brit/ proles actually talk about their queen like this
Decided I'm going to start reading about politics and philosophy lads, I'm fed up of being an idiot.
>>70909945
What the fuck does the queen even do besides carry a constant look like she just caught a whiff of ass?
>>70911915
She's our Head of State and basically acts as an ambassador and dignitary
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>>70911918
is this the power of poorthern direland?
>>70911872
>>70911918
thank thatcher
>>70911918
See, these sorts of house wouldn't be too bad in some effort was put into improving the appearance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xD9wcdQYtk
she just became a /2017gf/ prospect
>>70911883
Did this 4 months ago, recommend it
Go easy to start with though even 'essentials' made me feel like an idiot.
>>70911918
>BMW in the drive
Reckon there's no way to make a house look good if you've always got grey overcast skies, no matter what it makes it look shit
you lads shouldn't even bother
>>70911987
Do you have a chart or list with the 'essentials' on it?
>>70911883
those "very short introductions" by OUP are banging for entry level stuff
>>70911986
you have terrible taste in animals
>>70911985
strip off all that shit off the outside, get a few more windows going on, doesn't look like a 1970s pikey hole anymore
>>70912047
nothing wrong with a bit o' bestiality lad
>>70912027
No but /lit/ + /pol/ do, /lit/ will tell you to 'start with the Greeks' though.
>William Duke of Cambridge
>King of Britain
>Early 30s balding
>Me, international playboy
>King of /brit/
>Early 30s balding (but less than him)
Coincidence? Perhaps. Troubling? Certainly. Really makes you think? Indeed. Hotel? Trivago.
doing a turn on the air conditioner
>>70912027
the prince
the art of war
>>70911482
nice deflection
filtered
>>70912044
I forgot about them, good lad.
>>70912111
Cheers I'll check them out, going to start taking advantage of journals and stuff at uni as well.
bit cold out
>ÂŁ160,000?! *ties myself to a 25 year fixed rate mortgage*
>king of /brit/
think you'll find that's me you frail noncey cunt
would heem ANYONE in these threads
GREAT Britain
>>70912134
>Art of War
Ahh yes, the 'dit.
>>70912204
*heems u*
I could fucking deck every cunt ITT
>>70912250
don't come near me I'll rip your face off
not bothered about going to rough pubs any more because i could heem any cunt in them
>Photographed at Wembley Stadium with his wife Kate, he was attending a lunch celebrating a decade as president of the Football Association (FA).
>...And that's not taking into account his stressful job as an Air Ambulance pilot with the East Anglian Air Ambulance (EAAA).
Sounds like a great lad tbqh
>>70912229
great refers to its geographical position, peasant.
https://youtu.be/Nx2PMnSzCB4?t=53
i think our accent sounds cute on girls why do people hate it
if people started moving as soon as the green light went, instead of waiting for the person in front to move, traffic would flow a bit quicker probably.
>>70912229
is that hastings
looks familiar
they should skip big charles and go straight to william tbqh
also give the soldiers his wages
>He now displays his bald patch loud and proud, which was previously covered by some remaining tufts of hair.
Really makes you think
>>70912347
>tfw you're making a quick post on /brit/ and someone behind beeps you
business idea: skip charles and william and go directly to george
>>70912328
accents arent usually the thing that sounds nice mate, it's the voice of the person
apart from some disgusting accents (brummy), if the girl's voice is cute, the accent sounds cute
skip charles and go straight to a republic
>the jew who invented snapchat is engaged to miranda kerr
oy vey
>>70912436
shut up
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>>70912232
it's not a bad book desu, i'd argue the prince is more fedorable
>this is a 10/10 in Britain
>>70912436
great idea
>>70912446
https://www.google.fr/amp/www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/miranda-kerr-abstain-sex-fiance-evan-spiegel-until-married-wedding-orlando-bloom-ex-australian-model-a7565376.html%3Famp
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Awful posts by people who fail because they fear failing whilst trying to succeed
>google.fr
SHAN'T be going anywhere near that
>>70912495
still don't get a (You)
>this is 10/10 literature in Britain
>>70912495
Post your stats lads.
3 good
4 bad
3 awful
>>70912495
>1 good post
>3 bad posts
>4 awful posts
Need to up my game I reckon.
>tfw you get a little bit excited when you see the red exclamation mark then it's just some autist arbitrarily rating posts
fuck OFF
Never been with an indian girl tbqh. If I'm to shag an one it's here in thailand and nowhere else. Some look really good ngl.
>>70912495
lit all me
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here's some (You)s
*drools and burps*
Who /EastKilbrideYoungTeam/ here????
ed spiliband
>tfw you cancel a post while it's still being sent so you don't get (You)s from the replies
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awful post
*Plans some crimes on bebo*
>>70912608
still don't get a (You)
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>>70912682
if you click this, you're gay lol
>amerislows
why are speed limits so low in the usa lads?
*Fires up Streets of NY as soon as the teacher turns his back*