Learning the Polish language

>>70909678
>And would I get beaten up if somebody in Poland knows I'm a hohol?
Just say you are a Russian

>>70909678
luhansk-chan?

>>70909725
But I dislike moskals.

Poles, where are you, my friends?

>>70909678
There's so many of you here nowadays that being a xoxol shouldn't be a problem anymore. We're even slowly getting commercials in Ukrainian on our TVs. I wouldn't be too concerned about being beaten up for being from Ukraine at the moment.

I can't really help you with finding Polish torrents, but I can warn you that Polish anime dubbing is often awful and has been actually pretty rare in the last years. The only anime with Polish dubbing I could sincerely recommend would be "The Shaman King", our opening was superior.

>>70910083
Do you think I stand a chance of making babies with a Polish qt?

Why so many ukranians go to poland?

>>70909678
>anime dubbed in Polish
Probably nowhere.
>foreign tv shows dubbed in Polish
peb.pl was a very active warez forum, but that's direct download links. I'm not sure how it is nowadays. I don't know any local trackers really, I have zero use of Polish translations and shows.
Also we don't dub stuff other than children movies, we just have a single guy read the lines for everyone with the original track being played more quietly in the background.

>>70910542
why stay in shithole?

>>70909678
>>70910542
>And would I get beaten up if somebody in Poland knows I'm a hohol?
We literally have over one million ukrainians here. In some cities you might even be 20% of the population. No

>>70910572
Yes but why Poland? What is so special about it?

>>70910542
Because they are too lazy and stupid to improve their country and too envious to live in shithole that they made

>>70910631
It allows them to come.

>>70910249
I really don't know, from what I gather they see you guys similarly to the Polish males but with funny accent. Depending on her personality, it might actually be advantagous to you, so good luck.

About looks: If you aren't extremely ugly and/or don't have any cossack-esque hairstyle, I imagine your chances aren't too bad.

>>70910631
It's close and relatively easy to enter for them.

>>70910553
That's a shame. Even in Ukrainian one still can find lots and lots of good quality dubbed movies and tv shows.

>>70910631
what's so special about future muslim countries?

>>70910674
same goes with your shithole and your people

>>70910760
Not actually. There is no such outflow of people

>>70910542
Why do so many Poles go to Germany?
The gap is about that large, it's all the matter of perspective.

Too bad there aren't too many people genuinely interested in Poland and their tongue :(

>>70911890
Even Ukrainian is more interesting than Polish tbqhwy

>>70911890
It's a good thing
Just let this shithole die

>>70909678
>I decided to learn Polish
>move to Poland
pls no

>>70912443
why?

>>70909678
Why don't you move here? We have higher wages than P*land, and our language is not žbčw
I live in a region where ikavian is used, so instead of "vjera", "stijena", "bijel", "ljekar", it's "vira", "stina", "bil", "likar"

Pošalji demografsku pomoć

>>70912917
But you genocided Serbs, and I love Serbia.

>>70913205
Kek. So move to Slovakia. Ruthenian is quite similar to Russian and Ukrainian.

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>>70909725
>Telling people here you're russian won't get you rekt

Oh boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PiUycOvHbk

>>70909678
>Learning the Polish language
>flag
>And would I get beaten up if somebody in Poland knows I'm a hohol?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8oWq7cYDV8

>>70913486
Why do you always keep posting the same fucking video?
Btw that Polish bydlo is such a weakling in comparison to the Ukrainian.

>>70913205
>I love Serbia
>Serbs volunteer for Russian factions in his own country
>Croats volunteer for the Ukrainian army and pro-Ukrainian factions
OK

>>70909678
>watching anime in dub
>polish dub
>likes serbs
>wants to more to Poland
How can you be this retarded

>>70913662
Is anything wrong?

>>70913570
>Why do you always keep posting the same fucking video?
because it is a meme

>>70913570
Дa, хoхoл мoлoдцa, жaль y пoлякoв бoлee yдoбнaя для aтaки пoзиция былa.

>>70913690
Everything that i've stated. Except maybe moving to Poland part but it comboes well with everything else

>>70913725
нy бeз пpeимyщecтвa выcoты и тoгo бoтинкa oн впoлнe бы мoг их paзмoтaть

>>70913734
You confuse me.

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>>70913611
Hohols cant be trusted
Same as russians, germans, and the brits.

I wouldnt even trust them to hold a dollar for a second

>>70913794
Friendship with Ukraine ended. Now Poland is my best friend

>>70913784
As expected of serbloving dubpeasant

If Hohols go to Poland to make monies, and Poles go to Germoney to make monies, where do the Germans go? ( to make monies )
And who goes to Ukraine to make monies?

I'm appalled by your attitude towards beloved Serbia, guys. Wait for your own removal.

>>70909678
>And would I get beaten up if somebody in Poland knows I'm a hohol?
Do hohols beat other hohols?
No one else lives in Poland, only hohols. All Poles moved to UK.

>>70913878
Switzerland
Swiss go to Moria
Transnistrians go to Ukraine

>>70913878
>Germans
No more such thing, they're turk now

>>70913878
And where does your mother go to make monies and why it happened to be Ukrainian men?

>>70909725
>Just say you are a Russian
Z deszczu pod rynnę

>>70913953
But Artyom, it's the other way around

>Swiss go to Moria
made my day

>>70914004
any proofs?

>>70914004
I'm sorry, but your mom says otherwise

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>>70914031
>>70914042
papr ses pooland rchich
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kraine p
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>>70909678
>where I can find anime and foreign tv shows dubbed in Polish
What kind of degenerate are you!?

Subtitles with orginal audio are the only right way of watching anime!

Weird a - Like French a before n/m
Weird e - like French e before n/m
Is the "n/m" nasal part silent or?

Yes?

>>70914100
>What kind of degenerate are you!?
Hohol obviously

>>70914124
Yes, ą and ę are nasals.

>>70914100
>Subtitles with orginal audio are the only right way of watching anime!
You're a stupid pretentious faggit. It doesn't help you speak Japanese if you're not consciously learning it. As for me, I'm very much satisfied with the quality of English dubbing.

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>>70914124
Yes, but not always

>>70914204
Only good dubs i've seen were
> Russian dub of Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumia
> English dub of Cowboy Bebop
Rest was trash and so is your life.

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If Ukranians and ukrainian politicians actually admitted that bandera was a scumbag warcriminal and did something about the whole UPA thing, you woudnt really have to worry much.

But as long as your nationalist shills will draw grafiti in moonrunes here, blow up war victim monuments, and desecrate graveyards.
And your politicians will say shit like galicia is ukranian and that kraków is a ukranian city and show some maps pulled out of their greasy asses with some retarded revisionistic borders.

You have to expect trouble here.
People will see you as a threat, as a 5th collumn and everytime some shit will go down you will have to lock yourself inside your home.

Just as a reminder, look at what happened a month ago in EŁK, when an arab stabbed a teen.

They got BTFO, there were riots in EŁK, and all the kebap shops there got demolished by a crowd of pissed off ppl.

We dont need zionism 2.0 here.

>>70914264
Baccano and Hellsing Ultimate had good English dubs too

>>70914308
>when an arab stabbed a teen.
That "teen" fully deserved it Tbh
Based Arab should get a medal

>>70914264
It appears you haven't seen too many anime in English.

>>70914149
hvala kolega

>>70914389
I feel like you say that because you don't understand English enough to be disgusted by bad English dub.
>>70914325
Haven't got around to see those desu

>>70914308
So you aren't supposed to admit to anything while we on our part have to admit to everything. Fuck off, I don't want to learn polish anymore. Hopefully your culture will die off eventually.

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>>70914380
>Killing someone for throwing a firecracker during new year

The arab reacted like an animal.

But i agree, both were/are bydło trash and deserve/deserved to die. Too bad one of them will now live a comfy life behind bars, funded by tax money.

Instead of lying somewhere in a forest like he should have.

>>70914436
Now I see I shouldn't have replied to an obvious troll.

>>70914380
wtf?
story?

>>70914437
Go to Japan weebshit

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>>70914506
>>70914517
Prokurator Rejonowy w Ełku Wojciech Piktel, przedstawiając tę wersję wydarzeń bez petardy, a z napojami, ujawnił jeszcze jeden ważny fakt. Otóż Daniel Rudnicki był osobą dobrze znaną policji. Zdecydowanie nie był święty. Miał na koncie prawomocne wyroki za rozboje i groźby. Bardzo prawdopodobne, że owe groźby kierował też w sylwestrowy wieczór wobec pracowników "Prince Kebab". Świadek, który był w tym lokalu niedługo przed tragedią, pisał o grupie pijanych osób, które wykrzykiwały "Dawaj kur*o to jedzenie, tylko nie pluj, bo ci tym mordę wysmaruję", albo "Ciapaku na kolana i do pana".
>tymczasem nacjosebiksy z Ełka postują padriodyczne grafiki ku pamięci Daniela, bohatyra miasta i obrońcy chrześcijańskiej Europy
no literalnie Seba "Dobry Chopak" Nisniezrobył

>just skim read a book called "Polish in a nutshell", some 100 pages of grammar
>P*les have very similar stress rules to ours
>ALMOST the same case endings
>same verb - declension utilisation
>ALMOST the same pronouns
>same pronoun declensions, exccept the weird letters
>same gender rules
I was blind but now I can see

>>70914437
Admit to what?

We don't have to resort to warcriminals etc to make up culture, a matyrdom myth, and steal others history, achievments, towns, etc and claim them as our own just to be able to say.

Hey look, we're a real nation.

Jesus fuck you guys are delusional. Your whole country and culture is basicly schizofrenia on a mass level.

Fueled by a feeling of being subpar to us, thats why you guys alienated yourselves, then you found a new BF, Russia, but he turned out to be an abbusive alcoholic but atleast he told he that he loved you right?

Even your "language" is basicly bastardized polish written in moonrunes influenced by 300-400 years of russification.

Oh im lauffin

>>70914790
come home White Croat man

>>70914864
thank you

>>70914788
Mam nadzieję że dostaną jak najmniejszą karę za wyrwanie tego chwasta.
Ale tradycyjni polscy narodowcy - bronią bydła o inteligencji ziemniaka zamiast imigrantów którzy ciężko pracują.

>>70914790
come home Black Vistulan man

>>70915013
>zamiast imigrantów którzy ciężko pracują.
Też bydło, dzikus "przypadkowo" 3 razy dźgnął sebka nożem.
Żbsz obu powinno się przykuć łańcuchem do radiowozu i niech zapierdalają budować autostrady

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>>70914879
>>70915045
Upadliśmy tak głęboko, a mogliśmy tylko siedzieć i patrzyć.
Tak wiele uśmiechów i krwi my traciliśmy...

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>>70915291
just join the v4 k

>>70915375
Wy łączcie się z /hrv/

>>70915507
/hrv4/

>>70913205
Move to Slovenia, anon

Гoвopят, тaм нe хeйтят ни вac, ни нac

>>70909678
I know personally 3 hohols. They have never encountered any problems here, but they are not bydlo. As for the language start with a learning book. You would need to be retarded not to speak communicative polish in a year

>>70915013
>bronią bydła o inteligencji ziemniaka zamiast imigrantów którzy ciężko pracują.
napierdalanie na swojego i pochwalanie islamskiego ścierwa

>>70915375
First Croatia
Then Lithuania
And then we shall turn on "Project Jagiellon"!

>>70916720
ból dupy

>>70916775
Raczej wkurwienie na lewactwo. Ciapatych trzeba za ryj trzymac i napierdalac gdzie tylko można

>>70916827
t. seba iq 50 z onr

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>>70916752
>Lithuania

>>70916849
t. feministka 150kg wagi z HejtStop

>>70916877
You can't have Project Jagiellon without Wilno, Andrzej.

>>70916964
I am willing to give it up. Nothing is worth taking in any number of balts

>>70909678
>and maybe even move to Poland
fuck off of my future home, we're full

>>70917174
>Poland of all places
Are you really that desperate to become European?

>>70917306
no, I'm desperate to become Polish

>>70917334
but you can't just up and learn Polish being a spic

>>70917443
yes I can

>>70917526
it's too difficult for a primitive language speaker

>>70917616
if a hohol can learn it then I can too.

>>70910631
Also similiar language.

>>70910631
>hat is so special about it?
close culturally, linguistically and geographically

>>70913395
Ruthenian is only spoken by a small community in East Slovakia through. But even ordinary Slovak would not be so hard.

>>70918398
I am always amazed by the 3 trillion of dialects that any slavic country south from us has

>>70917767
But hohols speak a complex language, like all Slavs.

>>70917767>>70917767
You can learn it if yuo want. It wont be easy, but absolutely doable even without any formal help

>>70918558
>>70918644
I've learned 4 languages already, and I took a polish course the last year that I left because of autism, but I don't think it's harder than any other language, just different

>>70909678
ukraine is better place to live than poland

You can become stalker and plunder donetsk. Meanwhile we can't even pillage s*lesians

>>70918900
>he doesn't raid Silesian villages for their coal every Thursday
I really pity you Pomeranians.

t. Gorol

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>>70918954
>Pomeranians.

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>>70918954
>A fucking górol spoke near me

>>70918897
actually its harder than most slavic langs and one of the hardest in europe. Its not asian tier tho

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>>70918996
cofnij to kurwa

>>70909678
my father side hohol family was really zealous on making me learn ukrainian, apparently being baptized in greek catholic church wasn't enough for them
Even though getting to poland is probably easy i think you should emigrate to czechia or slovakia. Your languages are closer i think.

>>70919040
everything is easier when you like it, if you're affraid of learning something just because you've heard it's hard then you will never learn anything

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>>70919040
>its harder than most slavic langs
elaborate

>>70919112
like I said its totally doable. Its just hard with all these sh sounds you have no idea.

>>70919222
>c,ć,cz,s,ś,sz,dz,dź,dż,rz,ż.
Its too much even for slavs

>>70919222
A meme. In practical terms Slovene is hardest IMO because of all the dialects.

>>70919243
these are just pronunciation details that can be improved with practice, every language has its difficulties, French for example, like 5 different sounds for every vowel

>>70919293
>c,ć,cz,s,ś,sz,dz,dź,dż,rz

That's literally just hard/soft consonants, not a big deal. If you really want to see difficult phonetics, try Czech with its long vowels and ř or Serbo-Croatian with its pitch accent.

>>70919509
Slovak has long vowels too and what is so difficult about them? They are just regular vowels held long.

>>70919293
Not actually. Polish orthography is retarded that's why you have different letters for these sounds

>>70919610
these are different sounds
>c,ć,cz,s,ś,sz,dz,dź,dż,z,ź,ż,rz
sorry for lousy mic and retarded pronoucation
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uRW4fjVfCp

>>70919581
>unstressed vowels are longer than stressed ones
I can get used to the lack of vowel reduction in Polish, but this is just torture

>>70919748
What? We always stress words on the first syllable. Other than that everything is unstressed.

>>70919714
that was creepy as fuck

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>>70919714
>PSH-PSHSH.....
ALLOU, YOBA ETO TY?

>>70913890
>loves serbia
pidoraha detected

>>70919795
>We always stress words on the first syllable.
It even makes it worse. In Russian, stressed vowel = long vowel. You can't have one without the other.

>>70919899
to much echo in my basement

>>70919909
of course I'm a pidoraha of course if you say so

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>>70919714
We have enough sounds too but don't use a different letter for each.

>>70920220
you have like half of that desu. russian is much simpler and nicer in pronuncation.

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>>70920337
>you have like half of that desu

>>70920414
ш,щ,з,ж,c,ч,ц,cь

>>70920337
W-what? Is the table of __Russian__ consonant phonemes
>>70920522
We have orthography. Did you know that? For exapmle, cч does not sound like c and ч

>>70920522
Hard sibilants: c, з, ц, дз*
Soft sibilants: cь, зь, ть, дь
Hard shibilants: ш, ж, чш/тш*, дж*
Soft shibilants: щ, зж**, ч

*only appear in borrowings or phoneme borders
**pronounced like the hard ж by some speakers

>>70920930
>phoneme borders
That's supposed be "morpheme borders"

>>70920930
We have soft дз also. For example between пaлeц бы

>>70921295
But it's hard there.

So I take it Polish is absolutely useless.

>>70924363
Well at least it's a real language unlike ukrainian.

>>70924475
fuck off

>>70924506
What's the matter? Can't handle the truth?

>>70924631
the truth is you're a typical retarded slav bydlo