Say nice things about England

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>>70909659
Fuck you dad!

>>70909659
you have the best chavy slags in europe

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>>70909659
Greatest Empire Europe ever produced, Invented the best Language, Self deprecate as a rule, greatest literature, and pale people are attractive in 95% of the world.

The girls are easy and fish n chips is pretty good

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>>70909659
nice things about England

snooker

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>>70909688

>>70909659
The Monty Python was probably the most funny and smart comic group of the world.

A good home for muslims.

Why do people even live in London? I have never seen a picture from from there that did not make me want to kill myself. It is probably the most depressing place in the world.

best food
prettiest girls in yurop
nice weather
good safety
welcoming people

>>70909876
hello Nigel

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>>70909876
Why are you talking about Spain?
(I secretly agree with everything you just said)

My cousins Ahmed, Bebbeknir and Mohammad Abdul Shazam lives there with their wives and children and household slaves. They say England is the promised land.

PEAce of Allah be with you

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>>70909917
The greatest man in history

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>>70909766
>and pale people are attractive in 95% of the world

Being white is suffering.

>>70909659
they have finally decided to quarantine themselves in their shitty island

>>70909876
>Any of those things
Well, thanks for trying m8

>>70909688
aha alri x

some beautiful girls, good sense of humour

Idk they have ok universities ?

>>70910370
WTF i hate yanks now

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FUKC engladnds

>>70909872
What don't you like about it?

Good sense of humour
Keeping cool against Ireland for their cheek and obsession with England 24/7
Gave rise to America, NZ and Aus which might well be the three best cunts in the world
Best language
Brexit
t. Anglo-Irish-Scot in Scotland

Drunk, slightly chubby girls squeezed into way too tight dresses are giving me a stiffy desu

>>70909659
Very faithful representation of the country described in Orwell's nineteen eighty-four.

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>>70910487
chubby tits yeah lmao

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>>70910534
You truely understand my plight, Nige

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>>70909659
No

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>>70910190
>>70910534
>>70910600

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>>70910600
>>70910723
>ywn be a homeless man being fed chips by some drunk slag

Slags are top tier.

>>70910608
Rude

premier league provides 20/30 good matches per year;
good post-punk music from the late 70's/early 80's

Thank you for Australia

No wait

Australia sucks

>>70914563
Australia is cool

>>70909659
i hate this place, i want to go back home

>>70909872
british people unironically don't

it's only 46% white british, it's literally a paki containment centre

>>70916286
London used to be the centre of British culture, people all over the country could relate now it is some disgusting brown blob.

>>70909659
Only like 95% of the women are trash

The other 5% are the best in the world

>>70909659
Nice tea time with sandwiches.

>>70909659
really nice place, i wasn't expecting big bang to be so beautiful and i really liked the kensington garden (i couldn't help but stare at the Albert memorial for almost two hours)

>>70909659
you speak good english

>>70909659
I know nothing about England beyond the stereotypes and that it's constantly invaded by aliens (used to be zygons and sontarans, nowadays it's pakistani and polish).

>>70918536
The Albert Memorial is based af desu

Good taste lad.

nice things about England

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>Best humor in the whole world
>People offer bed&breakfast to complete strangers
>People are strange and proud of it
>I never met a british person who was not super nice

>>70909659

Parts that aren't infested with muslims or blacks are really pretty and have great architecture.

>>70909771
This, for both arguments. Plus, British guys when they realize you are not a Brit but some guy from Nordics, they will take you with them, introduce you to easy girls and fish n chips.

>>70909876
>welcoming people
Absolutely true, see >>70925699

>>70925699
would you introduce brits to slags and good food in finland?

deport spics

>>70909659
>Say nice things about England
Hmmm nice......well we have an 180 day visa upon arrival, English grills tend to like my Southern drawl.

You guys make some really good ale and cheese.

>>70926064
Honestly I would personally try my very best in return.

Finns like Brits already though.

>>70909659
>Say nice things about England

I can't think of anything.

British metal is best metal

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thanks lads, we love you too

have some cosy english countryside in return x

>>70929560
Fucking hell I love Yorkshire

>>70929560
Thanks for the pic, I honestly get it. Saved the pic too. It's nice.

>>70909659
fuck England

Alba gu brath

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>>70909659
Best language in the world

>>70909659
The English invented concentration camps.

>>70909659

no thank you

may i leave the table, now, papa?

>>70931205
t. Johannes van der Merwe

The good parts of your culture were inherited from us.

>>70909659
Estuary is best accent

>>70932337
A Lot of modern English vocabulary originally comes from French language. Which is a shame, especially when you think that back then, a full million nation of Englishmen were Totally Ruled just by a couple of hundred of bad looking (and bad smelling) guys coming from France.

Boudica Really was about a thousand years too early. I mean, Romans had entire legions to defeat her, but these Franks just had only bully factor on their side. And these fucking brits just bought it all.

Such is life.

>>70909659
you are maybe not worse than the actual plague.

>>70909659
today i saw a fucking retard wearing a sex pistols shirt, fucking idiot i thought. Look at you know with your CCTV shit and NSA help to spy on you. English youth is dead, english culture is bland fucking shit now, England is fucking dead to me.

Charles Dickens

i like cricket

>>70909659
At least your not the USA.

>>70935500
I don't like cricket oh no

I love it

Your english is the best, specially Scotland.

>>70935426
RARE
A
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How's life like in Mongolia anon?

>>70935571
>your

>>70909659
A lil bits admire Greece.

worst people

>>70909659
>or else
best music hands down

>>70936560
Wrong

>>70933272
fuck off negro

Abi is lovely girl. I want hug her.

>>70909659
thou art arse

>>70939592
thee's hankering for a threp in t'steans

NO, GIB ISLANDS YOUFUckers

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>>70909659
Nah.
t. Boston Irish

>>70909659
>>70909659
You guys are totally not inbred

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why bother

>>70910191
Was it ever not an island?

>>70909659
If I had a choice between eating British and eating dog shit, I probably wouldn't choose the dog shit

Ozzy Osbourne's autobiography is pretty funny

>>70942253
>rejecting the great patriotic American tradition of cannibalism
You bring shame upon your ancestors at Jamestown

>>70909659
It's bordering Scotland

>>70942189
CUTE

>>70909659
It has less child poverty, inequality, much better social programs like health, pensions and education than anyone in the America(s) Continent .

>>70909659
I like Cornwall

>>70929560
Would definitely walk up that hillside to view the sunset with brit girl

>>70935981
Are you gonna coax me with 'Come to brazil' afterwards

>>70909659
They USED to be great

>>70909876
>best food
Stopped reading there
>prettiest girls in yurop
Stopped reading there
>nice weather
Stopped reading there
>good safety
Stopped reading there
>welcoming people
Stopped reading there

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>>70929560
Yorkshire is best county

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>>70909659
america wasn't the greatest thing UK made
it was jaffa cakes

>>70909659
Thank you introduce curry from India to our marine.
Japanese curry is based on British curry.

>>70923916
aren't germans crazy for mr bean?
>he does something and falls over, genius
>this is what happens when you break ze rules

they make good dance music

>>70909659
if i had to live anywhere else in the world, it would be London

>>70942189
I love little girls

>>70909659
Thank you for:
>your language
>QI
>mr bean
>paddington
>monty python
>sherlock holmes
>fish and chips
>yorkshire pudding
>shepherds pie
>cottage pie
>football

wtf i love the world now

>>70944232
how did you read the whole thing then if you stopped at the first one??

>>70944232
>stopped reading there
>actually read the whole thing

utter madness

>>70909659
English humor is the best

>>70944314
that's now how you spell kent

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tea

>>70945470
I have split personality

>>70946305
That could be because it's not Kent, it's the River Nidd in North Yorkshire

>>70946451
he said yorkshire is the best county
I said that's not how you spell kent

Benny Hill

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>>70946305
Kent is lovely but it's a bit flat and boring. Of course so is much of middle and southern England, but Yorkshire still has more variety. The Peak District is best.

Southern English accents are sexy.

>>70946884
That's because Kent isn't the best county friendo

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>>70947853
WRONG

>>70909659
Metal bands \m/
And nothing more else...

>>70935426
Can you conquer Asia again?