Assad did nothing wrong edition
>>70902965
FOY
How do you spend the majority of your hours?
>>70902985
ASTOUNDING post
>>70902987
FOY
runt word of the day: degenerate
>>70902987
>mad, cum, naked
whew lad
runt word of the day: goy
>>70902987
>truth, leave, slam
interesting
>>70902987
i'm mad i am
>>70902987
men
rage
man
>>70903045
very leafy post
>>70903045
>*incoherent* MUH DICK
>>70903045
>uh uh uh okie doke
fuck it lads I'm pulling an ol' sicky
think I'm gonna go with the classic food poisoning excuse
any advice?
>>70902987
the, to, peep
>>70903072
yeah stop skipping school stupid runt
>>70903072
Actually acquire food poisoning to make it more believable
>>70903072
make it sound like you're on the bog, make diarrhoea noises, ruffle the toilet paper etc
thoughts on this?
>>70903098
very bold
>>70903088
shan't
>>70903089
nah gonna do this thing where you lean over the side of the bed and it makes your voice sound really ill
i don't get any work holidays hahaha just like one big work thing for me for the past year hahah
>>70903118
haha get fucked amerisharts
clearly he did or he would have half the country trying to kill him?
>>70903122
*sharts on you*
>>70903129
*deluges*
>>70903129
FOPD (fuck off polish dog)
>>70903142
*deflects it with my brolly*
>>70903118
hahaha I literally get 30 (thirty) days a year PLUS today's sicky which won't come out my allowance
and I don't even have to worry about getting shot
dumb povvo yanks
>>70903150
MM (make me)
if you are diaspora USA is a shitty place you chose to fuck off to, it's literally worse than syria over there
but Im glad I fucked off from that SHIT HOLE
btw enjoy the civil war over there too,
lmfao,
he escapes one shithole going through a civil war into another one about to be engulfed in one.
>>70902935
not these days but my toilet was broken a while ago so i had no choice, don't like it, there's no water to neutralise the smell
>>70902955
usually if i need a poo that's what i'm going to the toilet for, any wee that comes out is gratuitous
>>70903177
inshallah all poles will be killed.
>be australian
>running low on internet till the 8th
>click leaf's image
wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2uZyTm_w0M
degenerate fag shit
>>70903189
bring it fuckface, Im damn well prepared,
I'll rape all 10 of your hahal kids
>>70902987
IFLLNA
TYSIN
FPDCNIG
What does it MEAN
>>70903150
>mfw poles are the lightning rod for anti-immigrant sentiments
>nobody dare touch the real issue, pakis, pajeets etc
>>70903177
major projection
they're just britaboos, shame pooland doesn't even have any colonies to defend itself in internet arguments
>pajeets are the real issue
What's your internet plan actually like?
I get 30mb/s down, 5mb/s up, 250GB data for $82/month (£50)
Off to work lads
Want owt?
morning
>>70902987
CRUSH
FOOL
LEAVE
Whoa very agressive
>>70903228
hmm
>>70903223
so in other words pajeets and pakis.
sham ethe british got eaten up by what they swallowed
actually not a shame, no one will miss you scum as you fade away into another shitty civilization that didnt have what it takes to survive and preserve itself.
Who Am I?
>I were extremely popular in the mid to late 90s, but now I'm nothing more than a punchline on panel shows
>data limits
Howling @ the state of you third world runts
>>70903261
Tony Blair
>>70903261
>Who Am I?
an absolute runt
>>70903261
not i
>>70903193
wtf is this and why did I watch it
>>70903201
your time will come polish rat, Allah will not be merciful.
Trump is a sexist racist misogynistic homophobic transphobic islamaphobic xenophobic NAZI
>>70903193
>a Brian and Karl film
Did not observe a single pixel after that
might btfo a yank for breakfast :-)
a very hearty meal I must say!
>>70903261
mike myers
>>70903290
this poster is a trumphobe
>>70903290
Trump is also Anthropophobif because he is a reptilian.
>>70903193
All me
>>70903308
POST FUCKING MACHINES
>>70903308
Wishing you were really Israeli so we could discuss halvah
>>70903308
enjoyed this movie
>>70903285
tough keyboard words from a 2 cent keyboard warrior bitch
unlike you, Im not a little brown bitch that makes internet threats, I execute them in real life.
>>70903344
>calls me a keyboard warrior
>proceeds to act like a keyboard warrior
inshallah poland will burn, you cannot stop it.
Enjoy baiting the fucktards over on /v/
>>70903290
This. Trump ONLY cares about you if you're a straight white cis male aged 45-60 and have a median income of $100,000
>>70903261
adam sandler
poles are even below yanks on the banter scale
embarrassing
computer's being slow because it's hot
fuck this gay country
>>70903374
heres your (you)
now , since I dont like wasting my time on retards, lets see what else we have here
>>70903421
i am done wasting my time talking with subhuman pole, enjoy commieblock and pierogi while you still can.
If english isn't your native language, you should be killed tbqh
>>70902987
The Man Maniac
Bit mad how the only presidents allowed to address parliament on state visits have been Democrats
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
or the man made if you will
gf just sent me this
>>70903436
this guy is like the muslim mike pence
The park I walk through on my way to work always has lots of doggos running about and it makes me smile
>>70903443
t. was forced to learn french in school and hates quebec as a result
or the maniac made if we must
>>70903477
>tatoos
>dyke haircut
>multiple facial piercings
>dyke clothes
ABSOLUTELY dropped
>>70903460
Ronald Reagan addressed parliament in 1982
>>70903261
drumpf
FUCK kind of fluffed the sicky phone call
may have blown the cover but it's done now
>>70903404
>muh banter
I personally already know anyone with a british flag has nothing buy pig shit in text form to spew from them.
your "banter" is stupid and repulsive because you all are stupid and repulsive
>>70903487
do aussies not learn a language in school? French is the only one worth learning
Not a trump hater but I don't think he should be allowed to address parliament
It'd just feed his already huge ego further and makes us look submissive
>>70903404
you seem to have angered the polish rat
>>70903529
what went wrong la
bai sickle
bai sickle
iwanttoridemy
>>70903477
Kinda girl you'd want to face paint and/or have her crush your pathetic little bollocks
>>70903548
Mandarin from 1st grade through to 6th grade is mandatory.
Ahhhhhh yes a CNN poll says 53% of Americans disapprove of trump yet he won the election hmmmmm very interesting how his supporters don't support him anymore for keeping his promises
>>70903562
spaghetti
he did say I didn't sound too good though
>>70903563
you trying to mug me off rajesh?
>>70903548
Italian is the most common one
>>70903548
i went to a few different schools, some taught french, some japanese, some indonesian
had no interest in learning any of them
>>70903582
the election were he lost the vote by 3 million that is
>>70903611
Crazy how he lost but they still let him be president
And what's so stinking about it?
>>70903570
>>70903587
don't believe either of you
>>70903599
might believe this
but why the fuck would you learn Indonesian
>>70903570
t. sydneysider
>>70903587
t. melburnian
curious how most young right-wingers claim to be former lefties but hardly any young lefties claim to be former conservatives
AHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70903620
it's the closest country to us and also happens to be the fourth most populous country in the world
scary to think about really
>>70903624
Due to the education system and pop culture most people are born into leftism
>>70903624
Everyone I knew grew up leftie. Things only really diverged a few years after uni.
>>70903570
Ni hao wo de Ming ze jiao Bruce
Wo ai Ni de ma ma Chang shijian
me and the gf
yeah I'm lesbian, get over it
>>70903624
>>70903645
is being a young right-winger being like a born again Christian then?
is that what it means to become redpilled?
>>70902987
>fool
>scum
>suicude
president Toilet Bog Fart
>>70903680
he's a germophobe
>>70903680
this isnt funny anymore
>the pole gets trashed by m*slim syrian dispora
>the pole gets trashed by brits
>the pole gets trashed by yanks and pseudo-yanks
>he still posts here
What did he mean by this?
on t'bus listenin' to 'th 'ps
https://twitter.com/Jamin2g/status/828754822891466754
commons is mental
we have a new right wing party apparently
>>70903703
craves for attention from the superior anglo race
which subject should i study right now?
>nationalist
>socialist
wow katter is mental
>>70903743
Water and Waste Engineering
The world has too much trash and idiot scum in it.
Next global war will fix that
At least the civil war in USA will def fix their problem.
HAHAHA
>>70903743
railway engineering
>>70903743
Railway engineering. Your country needs it.
>>70903737
it seems you're right
one of my nipple hairs is 10cm long
>>70903661
People's temperament changes a fair amount from puberty to adulthood
Our political leanings have a lot to do with out temperament
>>70903765
that is in EE
>>70903548
My public primary school had us learning Japanese from 3rd year
My private secondary school had us do 1 trimester each of Jap, Chink and German in year 7 and then we had to pick one of those to do in year 8 and 9
>>70903788
are you a high caste? post pics of toilet
>>70903817
>kids these days grow up consuming youtube and not much else
>their "political awakening" will be through exposure to goobers like this guy
eh could be worse i guess
>>70903817
THE ES JAY DOUBLE YOOS
sit straight runt
>>70903817
MAINSTREAM METEOR
>>70903869
cba to fix my posture, after a while of trying my back starts to hurt.
Up the RA
yeaaaaahhh bomb those english turds, laddies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_IuHA5DKGY
>>70903724
Interesting listening to Uncle Bob Katter this morning pointing out that the current Senate crossbench basically all vote as a consensus block despite coming from diverse political pedigrees. He's right- if you're not in the party of government or the party of alternative government here, your divergent views will diverge in quite a uniform fashion. You'll like euthanasia in general terms, think drugs and pedos suck, have misgivings about abos being able to kill sea turtles and think Shoalwater Bay belongs to the farmers.
dont know why people shit on PJW desu, yeah he's a bit eccentric but i dont disagree with what he says
>>70903770
>>70903774
alri friends. that is what i was studying. so i'll continue. right before that i did >>70903765
both tabs open
>>70903819
middle cast if i may. though in my region of nativity castes are not considered high or low, it is just that each caste looks out for their own. previous generation didn't like caste mixing
did lady gaga get political at the superb owl like she said she would? didn't watch because i'm not a normie
paul "i swear she was 16" watson
>>70903925
>not having a map on your wall
made me chuckle
going to have a pint of milk but was on a knifes edge between that and a lager
>>70903891
nonce
My mum used to say, 'What Manchester does today London does tomorrow.' Innovators, ground breakers, inventors, leaders not followers, the friendliest people, the musical legacy, a sporting powerhouse - in short, the envy of the world.
stop bullying him
Let's face it, the current design of woman is VERY paleolithic
How can we update women to be compatible with 21st century life?
>>70903925
read it all in his voice
Want to be cremated when I kick it
>mocking the dead
the absolute STATE of the Ir*sh
>>70903999
You'll be joining him in a second you little cunt
>>70903980
wonder what he died of
it's 1924
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF ALOOOOONE?
>>70904019
*invades poland*
>>70904019
wtf i'm going to wear a bowler hat and beat my wife now
>>70904034
wouldn't know anything else
>>70904063
*edges closer towards you*
started the day with a lacklustre wank
>>70904083
did you at least have a good turnout in the lavvy
paul "mum said she'd take my laptop away if i didn't clean the room and bin those tissues under my bed" watson
>>70904083
already done this and regret it
do brits use fahrenheit?
am watching black books and manny is going mental over the temperature getting up to "88 degrees"
Fuck Assad
>>70904164
got no friends mate
>>70904100
nah
Really dislike fake news 2bh
rolling a spliff
>>70904205
I agree best colony
met a kiwi yesterday
he was very socially awkward
>Universities minister announces sale of student loan book
LMAO students btfo again (but unironically it's amazing how much the Tories get away with)
Gf just sent me this
>>70902987
Scum
Rage
Suicide
>>70904235
what difference to students does this make
>>70904243
why would you post this
>>70904206
Literally impossible
>>70904224
Thanks papa
>>70904232
Bet he was strong and muscular, though :)
Honestly think I could kill thailad with a single punch
My education life is on permanent JUST mode
>>70904279
In private hands the debts will be traded as assets with a variety of costs real or spurious added on at each transaction with extreme pressure applied to make repayments of ever larger sums as interest is added.
>playing WoW
>the topic of how brits have funny names for everything comes up in trade chat
>some random person says to stop being racist
>says it's racist to make fun of brits like that
Will Britain ever be great again, lads? Where did it all go so wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFS2u4ZlXxI
>>70904285
>who is snoop dogg
>>70904308
can't just unilaterally change the terms
the debt will probably trade at a fairly low value to reflect how good a deal british students get
>>70904312
ur too stupid and Allah hates anglos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNWB5SWGR9Y&index=2&list=RDIFS2u4ZlXxI
>>70904315
FOWPD
(fuck off wahhabi polish dog)
>>70904346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJGvx8bYg2I&index=13&list=RDIFS2u4ZlXxI
>>70904310
if you didn't use your banter skills you've learnt from /brit/ you're a bender
Why is the Pole posting nasheeds
>>70904352
bored of your crys for attention, you are filtered.
>>70904308
repayments are charged like NI contributions though
this literally makes no difference, all it means is that the government gets a bit of cash now rather than later
>>70904312
Not whilst it is full of third world shite from Pakistan and Nigeria.
>>70904354
i need to conceal my power level. wow players are normies 2bh
>>70904362
anglo obsession
he wishes he were one of us
is this the same pole who posts child pornography?
grim
>>70904375
>blaming minorities for your shit government
Your third eye is calcified beyond repair
>>70904312
>Where did it all go so wrong?
brexit vote
>>70904364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExUpx0CouYA&list=RDIFS2u4ZlXxI&index=14
Wouldn't mind a cheeky wristy in the records room from one of my female colleagues
>>70904371
So then why would anyone buy them if there is no money to be made
>cheeky wristy
>wristy
Ye a wristy, great name for that
Australians are all mongs
>>70904410
they get the repayments
>>70904414
ASTOUNDING leafpost
>>70904392
very grim
>>70904398
>anglo shit sees that yourope will not listen to their imperialist dictatorship or fall for their tricks.
>w-we want brexit!!!!
see
>>70903635
THE MALVINAS WILL BE THE NEXT PLACE TO SHAKE OFF PERFIDIOUS ANGLO PIRATE IMPERIALISM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOk4LDFSmPc&index=15&list=RDIFS2u4ZlXxI
>>70904398
>the start of things getting better again is where it all went wrong
oh yeah that makes perfect sense
>>70904440
no, you don't understand
britain was great last year
after brexit, not so much
>>70902987
sin
cum
kiss
x x
just ate a whole pizza and half of another one
>>70904395
I blame minorities for the shit they are responsible for you fucking odious Leaf piece of shit
>>70904455
fuck off desert yank
>>70904455
barely get through one pizza
fat ass
>>70904440
>things getting better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww
>our economy is trash
>we aren't powerful anymore
>everything on this island is rainy, bleek, or old
Fucking pakis did this
>>70904455
hence why you posted a pic of that fat gentleman. haha i get it
>>70904461
>>70904464
i'm actually not fat, 6'2" and 70kg, and if you look at competitive eaters you'll find that most of them are actually quite slim
>>70904415
So they have probably undervalued it methinks
>>70902987
Maniac
Malice
Feel
oi turtlemong you here
Some lad with a better education, more experience, and overall better personality just got hired rather than me.
He's white too.
Fucking pakis did this to me
>>70904375
t. dirty chav
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAH FUCKING BRITSHIT LOSERS!!!
>>70902987
>The Peep Deed
All right.
Just stubbed my toe on the coffee table
FUCKING PAKIS
>>70904493
t. smelly paki
>>70904481
haha alri big boy
the yanks have it right when they put a bathroom for every bedroom in their houses
how is 3 man meant to share a bathroom in the morning? stupid euro architects
>>70904470
>our
>>70904508
t. yuck mouth pasty inbred
muh rhodesia
muh hong kong
brrrritania rule teh waves!
LMFAO
>polish butthurt
KICKING AND SCREAMING
night lads
another day is done
>>70904532
t. grotty inbred child-molesting shitskin
Ugh lads
Some chavs just threw a bunch of trash infront of my flat
I've gotta go pick it all up now
Fucking paki's fault
priya and preeti
START SHIT GET HIT BRITSHIT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbnAZF0DMkk&index=17&list=RDIFS2u4ZlXxI
Just posted a cat shit through my neighbour's letterbox.
Keep the fucking thing indoors, you cunt!!!
>>70904548
you talk a lot of shit online
not usual for your kind
>>70904574
'sheed
Got called a racist in greggs earlier lads
Fucking pakis
>>70904574
ah yes the passive aggression of suburbia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfTJzEGZoTc&index=19&list=RDIFS2u4ZlXxI
Called some dumb leaf tourist a racist in greggs earlier lads, top bants
>>70904587
Rasheed's love cats though
tickets just released lads
get them while they're hot
hid a post
gonna go lay in the bath for an hour and wish things were different aha bye lads xx
>>70904625
runtsheed
going to piss on some yank having a bath soon
>>70904576
And your kind literally are shit.
Fuck off back where you came from, Tariq.
alri lads the tub is filling and i've got the piss-protector up, should be a fun time xx
>'i' before 'e' except after 'c'
find a SINGLE counter-argument
>>70904574
keeping a cat indoors is cruel
>>70904663
shan't be inquiring
>>70904625
>nigger chanting
married at first sight is the runtiest show on tv
>>70904666
foreign (You)
>>70904672
>not wanting to cuddle your cat
>>70904666
their is no counter-argument lad
>>70904672
Then kill it. They're pets for pakis, poofs and women. No self-respecting man keeps a cat.
>>70904656
make me kafir
this is fucking revenge bro
i know you english like to keep it in the family but can i have the 1st go on ur sister? smdh why am i even asking lmao
Oh god I hate myself
>>70904666
you're right, that's so weird
>>70904702
Bored of your molesting your own siblings?
>buy a cat
>let it loose on the local fauna because it needs its le space
ahh yes, pure limp wrist
Dogs are fucking vile animals
>smell disgusting
>constantly get in your face and lick you
>need frequent attention
>do retarded shit like rip up your couch seats
>>70904717
rorke
>>70904717
don't worry, we all hate you too
>>70904728
astounding post
the same "THEY NEED DUR SPACE" idiots post "IF UR COLD THEY R COLD BRING THEM IN" on videos
also the same people who break car windows to "save" animals from air conditioned cars
goodfellas>the godfather
>>70904726
nana
i have yours instead
don't try and do anything about it do unless you want to look like a fucking ghoul
>>70904767
chicago town>goodfellas
fucking hell this paki is shit at English
hardly surprising but you still hate to see it
>>70904726
he's probably 'honoured' killed them all
>smell disgusting
>constantly get in your face and lick you
>need frequent attention
>do retarded shit like rip up your couch seats
Sounds like a Leaf.
>"honoured" killed
>>70904568
>>70904601
do the words "cool ghoul" mean anything to you
or maybe you're just another mad pole
>>70904625
just copped
>>70904774
Can't imagine the sister I don't have would ever touch a shitskin.
Good luck though, Sajid.
Just woke up and I should have been in work 15 minutes ago hmmm. Going to not bother ringing in and just turn up tomorrow like nothing happened.
>>70904796
>
Everyone who loves dogs are mentally ill
Just think about it
>>70904831
OMG THIS GORMLESS SACK OF SHIT
cats >>>> dogs
FACT.
(please note the capitals and full stop after which there can be no argument)
>>70904849
Pets in general are disgusting, be a cat or a dog
missing home lads
>>70904869
stop youll trigger the wogs
>>70904867
fuck off rosy
>owning animals
Yeah no thanks mate.
>>70904869
t. paki, poof, or woman
>>70904884
did you mean dogs?
I am the runtmaster
And you.... my runts
>>70904897
wogs love dogs
https://www.reddit.com/r/AsianMasculinity/
jesus christ what a sesspool
Look at this ugly thing
>all these phone posters itt
Nah thanks.
>>70904912
that's racist
>>70904918
He's cute!!!
Looks better than most white people.
>>70904925
I'm lay in bed with the willy out. x
>>70904946
proofs
>>70904946
pics
>>70904946
Groundskeeper willy?
>contentious old prick at work handed in his resignation
wahey
sneak shot under the covers
>>70905029
nice willy x
>>70905071
>>70905071
>>70905071
>>70905071
>>70904562
hi can you stop posting pictures of my gf and my other gf please x
>>70905029
JANNY
>The thread goes from racist posting the gay posting in seconds
not surprising
homosexuals feel the need to dominate other men especially ones of a different race
pic related was sexually abused by a white guy in his childhood
>>70904957
Fucking state of leaf banter
No wonder you lot are a cancer on here.
>>70905029
oi oi
waiting on you lads
>>70905071
>>70905071
>>70903045
>To be President, you have to win the Presidential Race.
Mind blown
>>70905029
8^}