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You will never play Halo 3 multiplayer with your high school friends again edition
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first for the great state
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How tall is the S7, buds?
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Teddy
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>>70902382
Never liked that map tbqh
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today i played black ops with my friends.

the autoaim is absolutely disgusting.
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Why can't brits take a bit of banter?
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>Facetious

How is it pronounced?

>Face-tious

or

>Fa-ce-tious
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rate my Halo 3 stats
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It's about that time, goodnight, remember to resist marxism in all it's forms
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>>70902438
Fa-cee-shuss
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juana_Maria
LOL
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>>70902447
>1.35 KD
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>>70902464
>In 2071, a party of Native Alaskan otter hunters working for the Russian-American Company (RAC)
>2071

Are you vandalizing wiki pages anon?
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>>70902382
hey come join us. we're looking for cool people to talk to. https://discord.gg/X3CfNB2
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>>70902475
>he didn't play ranked games with other players around his skill level
>he left Lone Wolves when he got to 24 kills so he could keep playing at level 5 with all the people who just bought the game
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>>70902498
How much do they pay you to do this?
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>>70902519
I'm the owner
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Last post before I go to sleep so I'm gonna ask an important question
Can Bernie still win?
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>>70902382
I literally did this about 2 hours ago.

I've known my roommates for a long time desu.
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>>70902556
Bernie is still winning!
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>In late November 1835, the schooner Peor es Nada,
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>>70902556
absolutely
he just needs 100% of california
ez pz
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everyone should do yoga
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>>70902596
yoga more like yo nah
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>>70902607
I've been doing this set 4 days a week
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>>70902596
this
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>>70902636
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I really hate the volunteer janitorial staff on this site buds
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>>70902395
I'm gonna move to Bend! Ima do it!
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>>70902655
What did they do this time?
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what happened?
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>>70902422
I made that picture months ago and I'm so fucking happy someone saved it and used it
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>>70902657
I might be moving there too.
Depends where I get a job
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>>70902696
Where are you currently?

I'd move to places like Portland or (more likely Salem or Eugene) but almost no snow occurs in the Willamette Valley and that's a must for me
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I feel that there is something inside me that must be figuratively filled
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>>70902731
I'm in Eugene, but it's only an hour drive to the snow and and hour to the coast so not that bad.

Harder to find work here though, Bend is more sprawling.
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This is the guy who sang Pretty Woman
he looks like the kind of guy who would sing that song, and also the kind of guy who would use lines from that song on girls in real life
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>>70902770
a condition for me is I have to live and work in areas that get regular snow and be a reasonable driving distance from snowmobiling areas. Having snowmobiled in Bend and tracking the snow cover of the US over this winter, it's on my list. What's your field of work?
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Goodnight cumsluts ^_^
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>>70902687
[laughing intensifies]
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>>70902804
software engineering
Bend is a good place though.
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>>70902872
cute. did you make this
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>>70902888
oh same. Don't take my jobs fagot
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>>70902895
Just today.
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>>70902900
so many webdev jobs right now which I have little interest in
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>>70902916
I like them
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yall mind if i hit that yeet
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>>70903121
yes
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>>70902382
the sad state of Halo franchise today is hurting my feels more than my H2-H3 era nostalgia :/
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>>70903100
Cheers
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>>70903128
*yeets on yo dumb ass*
wygd
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Ah yes, thought it would be an early night but my lizard brain decided it was a nap.
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>>70903414
stay awake for the rest of the night
show that brain who's boss
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>>70902382
SHUT UP
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What province/state is craziest in Canada and Mexico?
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fixin to get myself a gf boys. Got a grills number
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>>70903488
I bet it's a foreman
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>download eldewrito
>play halo 3 maps + gametypes with friends

>halo 3 was never dead
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>>70903488
don't bother
I just broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years who admitted to cheating on me. Once again I was fooled into falling in love with someone who didn't love me. It hurts so much senpai. I put in so much effort and for what. this is the 4th time a relationship has ended on terrible terms but easily the most painful
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>>70903613
>breaking up for cheating
Fuck is wrong with you?
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what's the least amount of sleep you can get without feeling like garbage
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i play halo combat evolved with my highschool buddies kek, you know lan and stuff
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>>70903697
played*
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getting nostalgic for old tf2 lads
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>>70903697
I used to play CE with my dad and brothers using system link.
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pls reply to this post
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>>70903694
Depending on how hard you think, diet, and energy burned by moving around around 6.5-7 hours
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>>70903667
I feel betrayed, not comfortable continuing a relationship where lying and keeping secrets has become common practice
>>70903694
6 hours in my opinion
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>>70903835
Agreed. Staying with someone who cheated is terrible.
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>>70903667
As opposed to not breaking up over cheating?
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I played counter-strike in Internet cafes. It was 5 bucks an hour but it beat the pants off of spending 20 for the same amount of time at an arcade.

t. Old
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>>70902872
I have always appreciated leafs, senpai
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>>70903909
>>70903835
I used to watch my ex cheat for enjoyment so I guess I don't really get the same feeling
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>>70903962
This is bait
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I wonder how many east coasters are up right now.

Aren't you guys sleepy?
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>>70903667
If she'd do it once, she'll do it again.
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you will never play runescape again as a naive 13 year old, learning the ways of the world and chatting with strangers while fishing in catherby during SB XLI
>people used to actually talk with each other
>banks used to be alive
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>>70904047
Kids these days will never understand the hustle that was runescape 02-06
By the way, I'm doing armor trimming. only 20k
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>buying law rune, 1k
>buying rune scimi 32k
>wcing lvls?

I want to go back
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>>70904047
>you will never send membership payment on a letter to jagex headquarters again
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remember this fat faggot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eVSMWROvd0
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>>70904047

Huge part of my life 2bh

Never forgotten
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>>70904203

I had to BEG my mom for that and promise to do chores for it every week

>that feel when finally walking into taverly for the first time
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>>70904047
Bane needs to crash Grand Exchange Street.
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>>70902781
Yeah Roy. Big fan of Roy and all those old sun records boys.
Pistol packing, speedin, drinkin, tennessee state trooper dodging. (not so much roy, but the million dollar quartet)
https://youtu.be/66iOLET0U24
https://youtu.be/Uw92jra3bUE
https://youtu.be/G1jUn0Z-WOw
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>>70904214
>reel big fish
>240p

hue
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>>70904292

>they brought it back in OS too
>everyones argument was "man, I hated waiting around to trade for goods. Id rather by all my quest items before I start so I can get it one as quickly as possible"
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>>70904203

>not secretly buying membership through the telephone and anxiously waiting your parents finding out when the phone bill arrived

The life
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>>70904322
Did these fuckers even play Runescape before 2007?
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>tfw you loan a greek 200 billion USD
Never getting it back, am I, lads?
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>tfw i was one of those jews in runescape that sits in the grand exchange and flips items all day for profit

has there even been an in-game economy like runescape that can be so easily manipulated?
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>>70904322
The grand exchange killed all player interaction.
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Never sucked a dick before bros, any advice?
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>>70904357
ask your mum lol
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>>70904357

Squeeze your thumb with the same hand, takes away your gag reflex xx
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Got some pretty gnarly gas.
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>tfw the trump meme market has only risen a single time in 50 days
Should have cashed out at peak Trump right after the win.
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>forced to hobble because of pain in left leg
>right arm just went all tingly

think Im dying, buds
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time to try an aldi pizza i fucking hate aldi food so im not excited
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>>70904713
holy shit why does it have mini pepperonis and big pepperonis im pissed already
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>>70902382
One day me and my mates went to play fotball and we didn't know that that day would be our last time playing fotball together.
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what did my captcha mean by this?
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>>70904800
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>>70902382
>you will never play Halo: CE demo on blood gulch with your friends after school over your shitty internet connection
days gone by
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>>70904357
ask mike pence
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>>70904905
Ramy?
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mama cozzi's pizza is about to be finished cooking :)

cant wait for this EPIC $3 pizza
:D D: :D
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aldi u better not dissapoint me mama cozzi
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>>70905712
a solid 4/10
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>>70902636
>>70902639
Sissies
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>Allying with Mexicans.
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just got time lost proto drake in world of warcraft:legion
happy today bros
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*farts intelligently*
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>>70902687
Guardians > CE
debate me
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>tfw a padawan challenges you to a lightsaber duel
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>>70907385
Bought my nephew a Sith saber. I never go easy on him because he has to learn to use his hatred to defeat and become more powerful than me. He's 3.
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>>70907420
DUDE
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Runescape is the poor mans WoW btw

shameful display
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>>70907525
It's a tough world. Only the strong service.
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>>70907094
*sniffs it intelligently*
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REED ROOOBIN
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>Not liking cock
What're you fucking gay?
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>>70908640
*smells penis*

You've clearly been fucking women, you fraud.
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>>70904047
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>>70908797
I-I never fucked a women in my life
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>>70908834
The nose knows.
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>>70908859
Why won't you ever listen? I WOULD NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A WOMEN, ANON!!!
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>>70908935
>all people with vaginas are women

Wow, real progressive.
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You are bullies
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I'm going to poop on Mike Pence's face just like the Aussies
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B A D D A B I N G
A
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B
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> role playing with friends in forge in halo reach
> same day happens to be the day bungie stats shut down
> forever embroided with ugly GUGNIR armor
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Why is /brit/ especially shit during these hours
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>>70909664
They are trying to be like their country
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>>70909535
sauce
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>tfw stayed home during prom and played halo 3 customs with the lads
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>It's not even 6am in Califaggia yet
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Good morning, nerds and other such dorks.
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>>70911113
Fuck off
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>>70911111
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same 2bh
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bit chilly out
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>>70902691
you're a very talented painter

have you thought about dying so all your works would skyrocket in value?
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>>70912225
pretty warm desu
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>>70911838
Pic related. I'm bringing dork back.
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>>70912225
Got a friend who lives on the native american reservation up there.

From what I hear it's basically a fucking trailer park. Well, it is a trailer park but far more stereotypical about it, being that the majority of them are the kind of poor but governmentally-enabled irresponsible scum and the like.

Pretty sad desu.
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>>70912506
Canada seems to be the only country that fucked their natives worse than us.
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I want to become a Mexican police officer and help reduce crime in Mexico
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>>70912583
Grow a big bushy mustache, get a pair of six shooters and buy nice sombrero. Your duties will include saving snenioritas from rough banditos, heading them off at the pass and saving miners from claim jumpers.
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>>70912557
Let me tell you about Australia...
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>>70902382
But I still play Halo 3 with my friends anon. That and MW2
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>>70912557
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>>70912644
It would be hard to live in close proximity of abos. The average IQ is something like 78.
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>Xbox 260
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>tfw you'll never get to experience RuneScape the same as before
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>>70902382
>implying i ever played pleblo past CE
k e k
e
k
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>tfw you never played runescape
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>>70912825
>tfw ywn play vanilla WoW with your guild full of schoolmates for hours on end doing raids again
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Just woke up after eight hours of sleep
Feelin' good, buds
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>>70912945
I slept for one hour 9 hours ago. My cycle is so fucked. I think I'll just stay awake and try to reset it.
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>>70912724
>PC/PS3
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>>70913063
>paying for online services whilst still paying for internet service
"no"
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Traps are gay
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>>70913137
stop lying
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>>70913097
>needing to fork over 2000$ to get a decent PC.
>Not getting up to 200$ of games a month for paying for 5$ Online.

DE
PRESSING
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Ted Kaczynski was right about STEMfags

they all belong in front of a firing squad
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>>70913241
>mfw paid only a mere 300 dollars for a mid-tier rig with an i5 and 8gb DDR3, used 1050ti and a 1TB SDD
>outperforms latest gen consoles
>have more money to buy more games
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>mfw I never cared about console wars and pc master race shit and just enjoyed playing video games

I swear there is an entire 4chan generation that spent more time arguing about video games than playing them. Buncha chucklefucks.
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>>70913446
this desu
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Snowing buds
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>>70913381
>Doesn't get to sit by the TV with 3 friends making memories to last for decades
> Has to purchase new equipment every 6 months
> has to play with office appliances
> takes 10 years to boot a game versus 1 minute
> Has to justify his purchase to every other gamer on Earth.
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>>70913446
I agree.
Can't we just enjoy our goddamn vidya?
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>>70902382
>high-school friends
NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!

>>70902412
you're disgusting
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>>70913608
mate you're projecting
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I found this pic online somewhere.
Think I might steal it to use as my profile photo for an interracial dating website.

Top Bantz?
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>not connecting pc to the tv and setting up wireless controllers
>not using wireless peripherals and sitting on the couch for maximum comfy
>mfw 3 year old system/graphics card was the only upgrade in 3 years
>implying sitting at a desk is a bad thing
>projecting
tbqhfamicom
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I remember first playing halo three in fourth grade. It was mind blowing.

Just started my second semester of college.
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>serving food at an event for my old highschool
>mugging an indian guy
>being chased by said indian guy through the ruins of Bangladesh after a big storm
>robbing a bank while fucking Cynthia McWilliams
what does it mean?
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>>70913706
Do it
>>70913671
I'm done with your stupid arguing. Noone wants to debate but you.
>>70913659
To be fair, his friends were/ are weebs and not Stacey and Chads.
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>inbred yankniggers


ahahahahah
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>>70913976
>>>/brittit/
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>>70914051
MFW Indian man does the penis thing
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>>70913976
>Country literally run by "people" who condemned not inbreeding
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>>70902382
I went to a convention and played halo 3 with my high school friends last summer. I'll probably do it again.
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Americans are seriously fucking retarded.
>i'm going to divorce my husband of 30 years because he said he likes Dr*mpf
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>this thread is still alive
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>>70913976
>britsharias
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>>70914051
>FOB

Didn't the fuck off billionaire meme start with that guy from Monaco posting in /brit/?
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>>70913930
>tfw cod 4 came out when I was in 5th grade.
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>tfw I realized that I was an angsty bitch who grew up in a quintessential suburban American town and I was lucky to have done so

I hate the city. I want to go home so badly. I miss my friends. I miss taking girls on dates by the pond. My personal rebellion has left me in shambles.

I'm going to explode if one more person asks me if I want to go to a juice bar.
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>>70914351
>danelad is still alive
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>>70914705
wanna go to a juice bar later?
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>>70914705
wanna go to a juice bar later?
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>>70914705
wanna go to a juice bar later?
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>>70914791
>>70914907
>>70914927
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>>70914907
shant
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>>70914705
>I hate the city. I want to go home so badly.

Interesting. What makes you hate the city? I'm the opposite. I hate the suburbs of America and as a college student now I'm happy to have been living in cities for the past few years. I enjoy the conveniences of the city, the fact that I don't need to own a car at all, etc.
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>>70915199
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>>70915285
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>>70915359
>Jew York
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>>70915359
Shithole
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>>70915404
>Jew York
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>>70915417
>>70915404
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>>70914779
hi qt!
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>>70915431
s-shalom master
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>>70915785
>Jew Dork Shitty
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>>70902382
>you will never play halo 3 for the first time again
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alberta is the most powerful country in the world
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>>70916055
>a fucking cowboy hat
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Canadians SUCKS
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I like Canadians
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>>70916055
Alberta is the most American province in the WORLD
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>>70916055
southern alberta outside of calgary is

lethbridge'ers are the most powerful race on earth
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I just woke up. Hi /cum/
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>gay
this is accurate
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>>70916224
I'm okay with this
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>>70916224
>Wisconsin in New Beijing
Is there some hot new meme I've missed

>>70916208
>waking up at 11
Good morning bud
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>>70915199
Little to no sense of community, everyone is either unabashedly retarded or pretentious, everyone acts extremely cold to strangers and lack proper manners. Very few people have an interest in the outdoors, most are interested in sitting in a shitty bar or club drinking overpriced alcohol for the weekend. Despite the fact that there is an overabundance of intelligent people who live here, no one is interested in having an intelligent conversation. I've had more entertaining conversations with people who were less than apt but were actually interested in participating back home. Traditional dating is starting to become more and more of an odd thing to do here. Easy to get mugged, or possibly slashed for no reason.

I could write a laundry list of shit that you begin to realize once the honeymoon phase ends.
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>>70916179
>90% of the city in a valley
>skyline
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>>70916293
They're just shitposting but Madison is full of foreign students. They get priority because they pay full tuition so that means there are an incredible amount of Chinamen in some neighborhoods.

Mornin to you too.
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>>70902382
Delete this post immediately
I'm finally starting to feel old these days and you're not helping
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>>70916474
You should relish that you have good memories of those times.
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Got a high score on my test buds
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>>70916224
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>>70916508
One of my classes has four exams through the year. Had my first exam yesterday and got a 98%
Feels good
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>>70916501
Where'd the good times go....
Those were supposed to end and new fun and happy memories begin. Nope
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>>70916550
What class was that bud?
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>>70916614
Psychology. I'm taking a bunch of general education classes (my university makes us take a shit load of classes not required in the major to graduate) this semester.
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>>70916636
I got a chunk of those classes out of the way last year, I love my schedule now
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>>70916609
I don't know. I have actively been repressing as much memory of almost sixteen years of my life as possible. Good times were for other people.
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>>70916676
Last semester for me was mostly classes related to my major and I wanted to kill myself. Had to spend most of my "free" time studying.
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>>70903160
>>70903435
>>70915873
These
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>>70916636
Hate gen ed classes desu
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>>70916312
>Little to no sense of community
I tend to find a sense of community among classmates/at college. Even in many suburbs there isn't much of a community in my opinion, as neighbors hardly seem to talk to each other.

>everyone acts extremely cold to strangers and lack proper manners
Manners are a relative thing, and acting cold to strangers is mostly because you don't know who to trust or if someone is trying to sell you something, etc. For example, New Yorkers tend to have a reputation as cold-hearted people, but I've found once you actually become friends with them, they're some of the nicest people I've known. I find the rudeness/coldness of the city to be at least much more "honest" than the fake politeness that proliferates through suburbs.

>Very few people have an interest in the outdoors
Something like this is really dependent on the individual though.

>no one is interested in having an intelligent conversation
You just have to find the right people for stuff like that, though.

>Easy to get mugged, or possibly slashed for no reason.
Easier than suburbs or rural areas perhaps, but for example, in NYC, crime is at some of the lowest percentages in decades. You develop street smarts over time as well. I actually feel safer in major cities because there are always people around me, where if I walk through a suburban area or small town, the streets are dead at night and I'm the only one outside.

Sure there are negatives like more trash lying around, high rent (although suburbs are actually rather expensive too when you look at how much of taxpayers' money goes towards subsidizing them), etc. but I find, at least in my case, benefits like good public transportation, job opportunities, unparalleled choices in shopping/restaurants, world class museums, etc. outweigh the cons.

Additionally the pros and cons are dependent on which specific city/country you're in - for example, here in Japan I never have to worry about getting mugged or stabbed.
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think I got a blister on my big toe

what a way to wake up
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>he fell for the STEM meme
>he actually thinks he can compete with autistic Changs and Pajeets who dont know the concept of breaks of free time
>he wants to live a life full of extreme stress even if he somehow gets employed
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If I had a dollar for every gender there is I wouldn't even be able to buy a decent cup of coffee.
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>>70916941
Good thing I dropped my STEM major, eh?
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>>70916941

it seemed like a good idea at the time
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good afternoon lads
hows your day going?
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>>70916941
>he's a coastie
>he has to compete with foreigners
>he doesn't live in the comfy interior where you're pretty much guaranteed a job
lmao@u senpai
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>>70917061
take it back
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>>70917040
I was woken up by the tornado siren. It was just a test, but I've been conditioned to shit my pants whenever I hear that sound.
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>coasties
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>>70917006
Probably
When I was in college I always felt bad for those cucks. Saw a few grown men (domestic obviously) actually break down from the stress
>>70917035
At least you'll make more shekels than you know what to do with (best case scenario) and then realize money isn't everything. For me, I graduated and now work as a librarian and make $35k and I dont even know what to do with most of it because I'm frugal as fuck and am pretty content with just traveling overseas on occassion and shitposting/reading in my free time
Don't know what I'd possibly do with $100k.
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>>70917123
I SWEAR to GOD
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Met a guy from Wisconsin who's literally a fucking "Opera major" Don't know what he expects to do with a degree in opera.
He's also pale as fuck, has green eyes and brown hair but insists that he isn't white because his family comes from Mexico.
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>he lives in an overpriced shithole
>he can't buy 60 acres of land for 30k
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>>70917267
>Don't know what he expects to do with a degree in opera.
It's just a hunch, but maybe he wants to be an opera singer?
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>>70917303

what would I need 60 acres of land for? My mom has a half acre backyard and theres basically nothing to do in it
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>>70917344
Weed
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>>70917303
who the fuck needs 60 acres anyway
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>I smoke the devils lettuce
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>>70917397
>
You're supposed to sell it you big dummy
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>>70917267
That's a neat major. No doubt he could find position in management at theater for performing arts.
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>I engage in the production and sale of the devils lettuce
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>>70902382
>being in Highschool when Halo 3 was out

Goddamn kids get off my lawn
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>>70917467
I hope Janny gets you
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>>70917344
>>70917389
Cityfags truly will never understand.
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>>70917421
Engaging in commerce is sinful.
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>>70917502
I live in the suburbs you dumb farmer
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>>70912646
Console-centric shootan gaems are still the worst t. pc master race
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>>70917472
Shut the frick up???
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>he lives in a city
>he lives in the suburbs
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>>70917267
Sounds like a swell guy
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>>70917502
I don't want to spend time mowing a lawn or planting flowers
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>his benis isn't 5 inches when flaccid
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>>70917530
Same thing.
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>>70917561
>living in a homeless shelter
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Sixty acres? You could turn property into a money maker regardless of what resources are in the land. Perhaps set up a rural business and make the place tax deductible in some manner.
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>he's a shower
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>>70917568
No one cares what you want
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Reddit is too far gone politically lads. Perverted like her forum friends before her

How does this place remain so pure? I love 4chan
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>>70917590

I live in a comfy balance of small town and innawoods
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>>70917580
not really
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>>70912697
>Australia is Shiny and Chrome IRL
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>>70917609
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>>70917633
sure bud
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I WILL put on pants within the next twenty-five minutes.
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>>70912825
>RuneScape
Thank god, that game was shit
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>>70917698

kys, my dude
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>>70917660
that's a lie
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>>70917698
kys
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>>70917639
If you can't piss in your front yard without getting the police called on you, you live in the city.
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>30k for 60 acres in Arkansas
Alright fuckoff
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If evens I go to class today
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>>70917756
nice made up rule.
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If i lock myself in a dark room for a year will I be whiter when i come out
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I managed to get a sock on, boys. I can do it.

>>70917800
You'll be extremely unhealthy looking. But yeah, sure.
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>>70917590
>What is a New England small town

You know, there are some places which aren't major metropolitan areas which also actually have housing close to businesses. It's true!
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>>70917756
>he doesn't have the city freedom to be a hobo and piss and shit on the subway trains without fear of arrest
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>>70917781
thanks
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>>70917840
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>>70917764
I didn't say in Arkansas you silly billy
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Wow, posting quality in morning /cum/ is terrible. Fuck this shit I'm out.
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gonna make some corn pops cereal

dont do anything stupid while Im gone
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*does something special*
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>>70917840
>being this mad
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*sticks a paper clip in a socket*
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BILL BILL BILL
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>>70916941
I just want a life where I never have to work a retail job again, and can afford a car and medical care.
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>>70917882
GRAND! DAD! ...FLINTSTONES!? OOH... GRAND DAD? GRAND DAD?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
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>>70917882
Tell reddit I said hello
>>
Raisin bran is my favorite cereal.
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>>70917939
>medical care
Lol look at this faggot wanting to stay alive
>>
>>70917958
my nigga
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>>70916224
The Asians are on the West Coast, the Northeast is pretty much all Jews.
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>>70917958
Wrong
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>>70917958
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New
>>70918010
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>>70917958
honey bunches of oats 4lyf
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>>70917958
>>70917979
my african american colleagues
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>>70917983
>>70918007
reading comprehension
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>>70918045
Wrong
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>>70918045
His opinion is wrong
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