Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>70901090
1st for you<3 乙

死にたい

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u6Ks9HxhKE

>>70901137
Are there Japanese guys raised in Kyushu in this thread? Do you hit women?

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>>70901210
no. women hit me... and i love it.

>>70901231
HENTAI乙

>>70901210
I'm from Fukuoka and I only hit on women

>>70901318
>I only hit on women
Trudeau's secret white knight police are coming for you

Leaving tonight is not an option. No hotels anywhere.

I can't get a hotel from tomorrow until Monday, but I can get from tomorrow until Friday in Kumamoto.

I have to ask my upcoming host if they can accept me earlier.

>>70901318
Haha. Me too.

>>70901426
he wants a different experience it seems fun.

>>70901368
When I traveled a long distance by a liquor bike(50cc scooter), I slept at 道の駅(Michi no eki/roadside stations). Some of them had bench seats indoor and I could take sleep there.

>>70901368
You really should contact WWOOF.
Find out what exactly the problem is.
I am not sure if it's a good idea to contact the next host.
They might think that you are a type of person who cause trouble with his host.

>>70901368
You gotta be kidding me, I left for a few days and everything went to shit?

What happened?

>>70901573
the husband hit the wife after he asked for more food. seems really toxic i hope the wife is ok desu.

>>70901573
Check the previous thread.
>>70899168

>>70901573
never mind

just read it

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>>70901597
>>70901598
at literally what point in time did I give either of you permission to talk to me

>>70901629
dont be a cunt. people like you are the reasons why everyone hates americans.

>>70901544
I don't think he could stay at current host as comfortably as before. I wouldn't want to stay there anymore if I were him either.

>>70901687
same but he needs to tell wwoof so they can stop this from happening again by either talking to them or removing them from the service

>>70901664
lmoa I thought aussies weren't sensitive

>>70901368
Save that woman's life dude. I thought you were all noble and shit.

>>70901687
I totally understand that.
But sometimes we are stuck with the relationships which we can't just 'escape from' or 'replace with another'. We work things out.

>>70901767
>lmoa I thought aussies weren't sensitive
sensitivity=/= calling out someone for being a cunt

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@70901794
Did someone fabricate a permission slip for this guy or something? Why is he still on?

こんばんは~
これ日本語スレですか

>>70901752
We can't judge everything from the story from one side though.
Even the Dane doesn't know why the host got angry.

>>70901861
こんにちは
うん、一応ね
今、デンマークくんが大変らしい

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>>70901835
hola

>>70901863
thats why he needs to talk to someone so they can look into it, or talk to the wife
>>70901835
you are worse than veggie

>>70901886
重い話ですね
そんなのが苦手ですからいってきまーす

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>>70901090
おちゅでちゅ
>>70901137
割腹
>>70901493
道の駅で寝る不審者は、お前か?
>>70901573
His Dick was bitten off by a prostitute.
>>70901794
I have not known that

僕もブログポストすれば人気になるのかな

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>>70901891
>only responding to me when I do a thai impersonation

You like assholes don't you

>>70901899
He needs to talk to someone for sure, but his host doesn't speak English well enough.
I checked WWOOF homepage doesn't give a phone number.
Maybe the Dane should e-mail them and ask them to contact his host directly to find out the problem.
He really shouldn't try to leave tonight.

>>70901955
>He really shouldn't try to leave tonight.
him staying there might cause more problems.

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>>70901861
maybe
native Japanese only me

>>70901948
学校での悩み相談でもする?

>>70901979
He has a whole house all to himself.
He just have to avoid seeing his host couple for a day or so.

>>70901930
J( ´ｰ `)し [気をつけていってらっしゃい。ご飯までには帰ってくるのよ~!]

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What's her endgame, lads?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuriko_Koike

why do japanese hate whales ?

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>>70902206

>>70902163
>endgame
what do you mean?

>>70902247
goal

>>70902229
>likes whales
>kills them

>>70901573
He have experienced culture of Kyushu called 引き倒し

>>70901943
道の駅で寝てる人なんていくらでもいるぞ
トラックドライバー、タクシードライバー、リタイアして趣味で自転車旅行してるおっちゃん、家出少年、etc

>>70902290
常識のない連中ばっかだけどな

>>70902309
なんか不愉快な経験でもあったのか?

>>70902263
I think she's hoping to become the first prime minister but I don't think it's happening.
She makes lots of splashes and does lots of finger pointing but she doesn't solve major problems.

>>70902290
車があればいいけど、自転車旅行とか家出少年とか、冬に道の駅で夜を明かしたりできるの?

>>70902334
そもそも夜間に8時間以上車両を停車させること自体が道路交通法違反

でっていうw

>>70902272
Thank you for the response, I appreciate it.

>>70902401
道の駅の駐車場とかでもだめなの?
免許ないから分かんないや...

>>70902490
いくら道の駅だからって、車の中で寝泊まりってのはあまりに非常識だよ
しかもレジャー目的なんてのは言語道断・・・
なんのために道の駅に宿泊施設があるんだっていう

>>70902552
非常識なのと道交法違反なのとは別の話じゃないの?

>>70902576
非常識なうえに道路交通法違反なんだが

てめえの心配だけしてりゃいいのにな
小姑みたいな玉無しのまんこ野郎うぜえ
そもそもおまえが新鮮な肉や魚や野菜やアマゾンの商品を買えるのは薄給で働いてる長距離ドライバーのおかげだろ

>>70902612
>第11条第1項「何人も、道路上の場所を自動車の保管場所として使用してはならない。」(夜間8時間、昼間12時間以上の長時間駐車は第2項)

(道の駅の)駐車場は「道路上の場所」にあたらないんじゃないの?

>>70902629
やっぱり犯罪自慢してるのはドカタのオスだったか

>>70902663
苦し紛れの意味不明な反抗レス乙
やっぱり女は論理的な思考ができない

>>70902290
うん、自分もときどき道の駅で寝るよ。
行楽シーズンは朝から渋滞するので、前日の夕方に出発して距離を稼いで目的地の近くの道の駅で寝ることが多い。

Just finished work for today. I've been sneaking toilet breaks to post here before that.

I wrote to my next host.

"Hello, sorry to bother you, but there seems to be some family issues at my current host. Would it be possible to arrive earlier than planned?"

Now I wait for answers. For now, I persevere.

I really should have noticed this sooner. There never was a heartfelt vibe between the husband and wife. He seemed demanding at dinner, such as asking her to serve food faster. Also, they sleep in completely separate rooms.

I'm not gonna contact WWOOF. These people have been hosts for over half a decade, so I doubt my single inquiry will have any effect. Besides, I have no solid proof, only a gut feeling. The wife had a wound on her lip that she got a week ago that she claimed was due to frost, but it was healing nicely, and for it to spring open and bleed right after this happened seems too coincidental.

>>70902810
You really can't tell what's really going on between other couples.
What are you going to do this evening?
Maybe you should go to the conveni to get some food.

>>70902701
>女は論理的な思考ができない
アタシも女の子だけど、ここまで非論理的じゃないわ(´-ω-`)

>>70902810
Take caution anon, you never know what could happen and you never know if the husband may lash out...

>>70902909
Dinner at 17:00, then shitposting, I think.

I'm not a hungry beast. I just want my meals to fit the work I do. Other mornings it's been fine, it was just today that it was too little.

>>70902933
If he lashes out at me, I'm gone in 15 minutes.

>>70902943
Mmm faster,
Maybe like 15sec.

>>70902719
あるある。
つーか、車の中で仮眠するといっても
八時間も眠れないけどねw

>>70902943
So, you are planning to eat with them tonight and tomorrow morning.
I thought you were feeling awkward to sit at a table with them.

>>70903029
I am. But I'm good at faking.

>>70903063
If you can, then do it(?)
Idk dont take advice from me, im shit

>>70902810
Fukuoka is called Shura no Kuni (country of warzone), when huge earthquake happened in Kumamoto, many of robbers came from Fukuoka and stole things from vacant houses. I think it was good for you to leave Fukuoka earlier.

>>70903103
If I could just find a hotel somewhere...

>>70902629
ルール守れないなら消えろ、お前の代わりはいくらでもいる お前は特別じゃない お前は底辺だ お前がバカにしてる女はお前のことをバカにしている それは低学歴の底辺だからだ わかるか?

>>70903063
Can't you just go on faking till 20th then?
I mean, you were initially planned to stay till April and changed it because there's no young people and no conveni nearby.
Maybe what happened this morning wasn't about food or the couple...

>>70902943
What part of Fukuoka are you in now?


車内泊は非常識でない
テント設置したりベンチの上で寝るのが非常識なのである
常に初日は恥ずかしさや罪悪感で挙動不審だが、疲れがたまると全くもってどうでもよくなってしまうのである
また旅したいな。もう無理かな

>>70902663
>犯罪自慢
道の駅の駐車場に車止めて眠ったとしても道路交通法の違反にはならないが。

軽のキャンピングカーは人気だそうだよ
https://matome.naver.jp/odai/2140520005533568001

>>70903140
I can, but that would kill me inside.

I doubt it's because of that. I didn't tell them about my first plan on leaving in April, only that I wanted to stay for a month.

They've been nice so far, thanking me for the hard work, and seemed understanding with me wanting to only stay a month so I could see more of Japan. And they have arranged for a new WWOOF'er to come when I leave.

The husband is in general short tempered. When it took longer than expected to do my alien registration at the local government office, he threw a shitfit inside the building, which made everyone stop and look in shock.

>>70903144
I'm near Kama city.

I've considered sleeping in my tent, but it's going to snow from Thursday onwards, so that's not really an option.

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>>70901090

>>70903209
美人

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>>70903235

Youtuberのミカエラも最初はタレント活動したり元気だったのに、最近はもう・・・
福岡ってやっぱりそういう土地柄なんだな

>>70903204
>Kama city
I thought you would go to kumamoto. yeah, you don't have to do it. well If you need any help I will do something for you. it's rather than you dead, right
im in fukuoka city

>>70903204
What can I say... I was skeptical about your farmstay plan from the beginning.
People in rural areas are very complicated even for native Japanese speakers.
It's too bad though... you seemed to be getting along pretty well with your host.

>>70903337
Thanks mate. It's always nice to know someone has your back.

For now:
>1. Hope the other host will let me arrive sooner
>2. If not, try to find a new host for a week, preferably halfway to Miyazaki
>3. If not possible, persevere until the 20th
>4. If all goes to shit between husband, wife, and me, get the fuck out and find some hotel in Fukuoka for one night, then hopefully get in contact with you through here.

>>70903390
I was, and somehow still am. It just feels a lot more superficial now, like a play we put on not to anger the husband.

>>70903440
The memes were memes. This is real life. It's quite possible there's a woman being oppressed by an abusive husband here.

If you can't see the seriousness in this, then you have zero remorse, and I have nothing left for you. As much as you hate the Japanese, you're at least (I think) human.

>>70903408
at least I can take you somewhere as much as I can with my car though I have no friends who live there as your host.

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>>70903260

>>70903764
似てるw
それ三輪明宏?

>>70903260
じつは男なのか女なのか微妙だな

>>70901231

do you sniff their feet if they ask you and place their bare foot on your face?

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>>70903837
美人

>>70903877
ヅカっぽいよね。

>>70903408
>>70903204
>>70903125

kek. check booking.com or airbnb faggot.

didn't thai try to warn you how many times?

That's a strong diarrhea
I ain't going to class

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Kiss me!!!

>>70904075

too much french cheese and dairy

>>70904075
Don't mind

>>70904075
Don't you like to take a pill for diarrhea?

>>70903646
I thank you again for having my back.

>>70904042
Airbnb in Miyazaki is reasonable. 25000yen to stay with some dude in his apartment until the 20th.

Just had dinner. The husband was all nice and talkative. The wife pretended like nothing had happened. After the husband went to bed, I apologized for causing her trouble. She just said some remark about him changing his mood very fast.

>>70903492
>>70903512
I never expected Japan to be perfect. Even at home we have these issues.

I looked up Japanese laws on domestic violence, but they're worth fuck all in situations like these.

Guess I have to take the sour with the sweet.

Also, you're heartless.

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こないだネットで色んな物を注文したから小包がたくさん届いてる
何が入ってるかな?

>>70904301
バラバラ死体かしら…(´・ω・｀)

>>70904260
>The husband was all nice and talkative. The wife pretended like nothing had happened.

Can't you do the same and pretend nothing has happened for the next 13 days?
They need your labour, and you need 25000 yen.

>>70904326
>You're in a country of heartless people
Not all. Same as at home.

If you're going to not travel anywhere due to certain people being dicks, you'd never leave your room.

I'm here for a year, that's not gonna change.

>>70904356
Sure I can, but I'm not sure how my blood pressure is going to take it if these episodes continue.

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>>70904301
じゃじゃ~ん
戦利品はこちら (*´ω｀*)

脱毛器
かなり高級なディルド
Tバック
ブラジャー
スカート
ニーソックス
短パン
ラブローション
バイブレーター

>>70904389
What do you suggest I do, then?

>>70903282
ヨーロッパでは南の人って陽気で明るいイメージだけど、沖縄とか佐賀はイジメのニュース多いし日本の南国は住みづらそう。

>>70904384
>If you're going to not travel anywhere due to certain people being dicks, you'd never leave your room.
He's not even safe there.

>>70904419
>Just wait and see how japs act when they aren't obligated to be nice by your money/labour.
Give me an anecdote from your stay.

>>70904031
男にも女にもモテそう

>>70904396
何故だろう
ゲイとしか思えない

mmmm
Looks like my guts are empty now

>>70904396
スカート可愛い(*´ω｀*)
ブラとショーツはセットではないんだな。
>脱毛器
除毛ではなく、脱毛だとは…ノルノルの本気を感じる(;・`д・´)

>>70904462
うん、女子校だったら確実にキャーキャー言われるね。

>>70904419
>>70904457
Not that I don't believe you, I'm just still curious about your own experiences.

Also, I've worked in the service business for 6 years. No amount of shit thrown at me can faze me any more. But violence against innocents gets my blood boiling.

>>70904499
脱毛器はさっきドライで使ってみたけど痛みのあまり右足のすねの毛しか抜けなかったw
シャワーや風呂でやる方が痛みが下がると聞いたことあるからこの後やってみる

>>70904535
>You know about tatemae, right? The nice "attitude" they all have, it's not sincere, it's all an act.
>You'll realize soon enough.
Nah, I already realize. We have the same shit in Denmark, to a lot higher degree. Young people thinking they're kings who can get away with anything because they go to the "right" school or wear the "right" clothes, alcoholics who verbally abuse their partners in public, etc. Meanwhile, everyone just looks away and ignores it.

At least Japan doesn't have sandniggers, and no one would try to pull a knife on me here.

>>70904396
post pic of your butt

>>70904621
>Just get a job
I ain't gonna get that. I don't speak the language.

And I know full well the job mentality of the Japanese.

>>70904545
恥ずかしすぎるから無理

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>working for asians
>ever

>>70904553
痛そう…(´Д｀)頑張って。
化粧用品は買わなかったの?

>>70904671
I was pondering suicide daily due to stress and overwork before I decided to travel.

I've seen coworkers cry in the toilet. Many bosses doing sexual harassment. Karoushi and denial of human rights not, though.

Denmark is insane, too, mate.

一つしか無い尻穴を大切に

>>70904028
美人といえば、先日、まゆゆの蝋人形を見てきたよ。
小柄で可愛いんだな、特に首元が華奢で可愛いと思った。

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>>70904661
だよね笑
ノルウェーの女性は可愛いよ

>>70904768
The reason our suicide rates are low is because our use of anti depressants is the 3rd largest in the world.

When the government realized back in the late 70's that suicides were spiking, they made anti depressants cheap and very easy to get.

I remember distinctively sitting on the entrance staircase to my dorm, talking with fellow dormies when the topic of anti depressants came up. 4 people started chiming up about how they're on them, how they just got put on a new brand, and how they're taking the side effects. These were people from 18-25 years old, not even out of school yet.

That was part of the redpill on my own country that made me get the fuck out.

>>70904483
え、女じゃないんですか?

>>70904864
あんなに平気でディルドやバイブレーターの写真をあっぷするってのは…女子だと思えないな

>>70904909
Denmark is a utopia compared to pretty much the rest of the world. Which is sad, really.

Meh. I came here to enjoy the countryside, practice karate, view the sights, and live like the locals. Even though the people are shit, I can still do this.

If travelling the world isn't going to bring me any joy, then I might as well kill myself.

>>70904740
でもお尻はどうなの?

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Mmmh I hope amazon deliver me Nioh today..
I don't want to wait until tomorrow

>>70904699
買わなかった
とりあえずマスクでもつけてこれだけでやってみようと思う
今度何かを注文したら化粧品買ってみる

>>70904802
>女性
そ、そうですね (苦笑

>>70905051
>as a country, it's rotten to the core
As all countries are.

The world is mad.

ではでは、また脱毛器に挑戦してみる
またね

>>70905007
残念ながらスカート穿いてたから、よく見えなかった。
ビヨンセ(水着)のお尻はすごかったw

>>70905150
Where did you find this?

>>70905041
うん、きっと楽しいと思うよ。
>>70905186
頑張れ、またねﾉｼ

>>70905390
Nice, I will.

今、丁度朝日が昇ってきている国はどこらへんなんだろう。

>>70905491
https://in-the-sky.org/twilightmap.php

>>70905390
Hello leredditor

帰ってきました~
皆こんばんは
寝る時間まで時間が少なくてどうしましょう~

土曜日から火曜日まで休みがあるよ。

どこに行った方がいい?大阪?京都?仙台?他のところ?

>>70905932
オーストラリアでーす!

>>70905932
俺なら天国か地獄の二択やな

>>70905932
大阪や京都に行ったことが無いならまず行って見たほうがいいよ
東北もいいね、仙台は夏に大きな祭りがあったはず

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>>70905849
お帰りなさいませ、ご主人様

>>70906011
which one is a boy

>>70906011
結構です (・＿・)

>>70905985
帰って来れへんやん…(´・ω・｀)

>>70905999
>仙台は夏に大きな祭りが
なんで突然夏の話したの?こわい…

>>70906031
pink haired one

>>70906031
only one?

>>70905118
>As all countries are.
Fuck off cunt Australia is fucking great mate

>>70906102
これやで
です

>>70902927
ごめん。つい売り言葉に買い言葉でくだらんこと言ってしまった。

>>70906075
今週の話をしているんだと思わなかった…(´・ω・｀)
でも東京から関西3日だけ旅行ってもったいない気がする

>>70905932
可能ならば、札幌雪祭り
2月12日までだって

>Enjoy the trip, japan is a good place to go on holiday too.
タイ国旗のツンデレw

>>70906031
The prettiest one...

>>70906052
そこがええやんなにゆっとる

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>>70906102
>Australia is fucking great
>great

>>70906011
>>70906031
左上

>>70906278
まだ、この世にやり残したことがある(｀・ω・´)

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東京は今年全然雪降らないけど雪国ではちゃんと雪降ってるのかな?
降ってるなら観光できる時期が限られてるから今見たほうがいいかも

>>70906278
死ぬなといっとるんやろ

>>70906255
I'm no boy

>>70906353
べ、別に生きて欲しい訳じゃないんだからねっっ
ば、ばかー

>>70906387
we know. you are a pretty girl with diarrhea.

>>70906396
ばかと言われました...
死にたくなりました...
しょぼーん

>>70906102
>>70906117
さすがオージー、自分(母国)大好き、ポジティブシンキングw

>>70906396
ツンデレktkr

>>70906346
>雪の大谷ウォークとは4月16日から6月中旬まで開催され、室堂近くの立山有料道路に積もった雪を除雪してできた歩行者天国のことです。
>4月16日から6月中旬まで

>>70906280
I love that actor. He's always so silly.

>>70906423
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/06/french-police-brutality-in-spotlight-again-after-officer-charged-with

>>70906427
ご、ごめんね…(´・ω・｀)ﾀﾋね

>>70906439
ネガティブシンキングにはなんの取り柄もないんでしょう

>>70906489
>ﾀﾋね
オイそれ分かりますよ
私もよく使う言葉なんですから

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>>70906481
>gangbanged by three frenchmen in uniform
my fantasy realised

>>70906492
That's right!
見習いたいね、オージーの元気な所。

>>70906518
他の人に死ねって言っちゃダメ(´・ω・｀)

>>70906521
>Doctor said he had an Anal tear of about 10cm
Are you sure?

今テレビでフィンランドの紹介されてる
サウナでハンバーガー食ってる
頭おかしい

>>70906539
ポジティブとは
オージーの建前です

>>70906546
反省しています

>>70906578
>literal butthurt immigrants

praise kek

>>70906129
いい人発見

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>>70906481
>>70906578
>three cop guys raped a heterosexual guy
it makes fujoshi moist!

>>70906578
>10cm
...okay... i just keep it in my fantasy.

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>>70906649
not moist

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>>70904909
>Mental illness stigma and japs is a whole other topic. As a jap, if you even MENTION depression, all your family and friends ostracize you(again, all the having so souls spiel)
>Collectivism causes mental illness, as japs suppress emotions like anger, and disagreement over a long time for the sake of a group, they become mentally ill.
Always knew anime and all that kawaii shite derived from the minds of mentally ill people

>>70906600
>反省
いい子ね。ポロミントあげる(´・ω・｀)つ◎

>>70906681
Don't ever look up Danish satirical shows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZWo9CO9gtU

>>70906681
The Japanese medical community didnt even acknowledge depression as a medical condition until not so long ago iirc

>>70906600
そっか、アメちゃんと同様、オージーも頑張ってテンション上げてるのか。
大変だな(´д｀;)

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>>70906711

>>70906678
Not being moist is probably why that guy's anal got ruptured
Live and learn

>>70906778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fav5Mu6Q-j4

>>70906693
子供やないぞ
そんなんいらんで
౦0o ｡ (‾́。‾́ )y~~

>>70906752
本心は
終わりのない憂鬱です

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>>70906782

最近ドイツちゃんイギリス君に対して強権的じゃないですか?
7兆円要求ってやりすぎなような

>>70906711
Other than the silly voice this actually looks like my kind of humour, I wish I understood what they're saying (at the same time I kinda don't though)

みんな!
これから5年後の自分を鮮明に想像して
どうだった?

>>70906834
Basically, the sweaty guy spent a week in isolation because he raped that weather hen. He's attracted to anything magnetic, and is known as the only sex tourist who went to the North pole.

It is then pointed out that the weather hen isn't actually magnetic.

He then explains that he spent the week in prison sorting cereal.

Yeah.

>>70906848
どうしてそんなこと想像させるんだ

>>70906848
自殺してた

>>70906797
What the fuck, apparently I like Danish humour, huh
When I was a kid i had a ton of Danish children books (in translation), maybe that has to do something with it
>>70906864
This is gold

>>70906848
orz

>>70906903
リア充を何十人巻き込んでなのか

>>70906920
>Danish humour
>humour

>>70906981
一人でひっそりと(´・ω・`)

>>70906920
Children's books, eh? H.C. Andersen?

Remember "The Little Match Girl?"

Here's "The Little Landmine Girl".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nubfP1qqUdc

>>70906920
>>70906992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

>>70906998
しまったな

>>70907022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijoyG_S9JpU

>>70904732
シリアナは命と同じくらい大切なんだな…

My next host have replied. They say I can come earlier if I want.

Should I leave already, or suck it up and stay until the 20th? They clearly need the help of a strong young person here at the farm, but I'm not sure I can deal with their issues.

今日のプレミアムシネマはメン・イン・ブラック3

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>>70901090

>>70908017
>strong young person
you should help then its probably for the best just keep an eye out

>>70908017

You could be misinterpreting the situation in some way, for all you know it's just a misunderstanding and all he did was yell at her. I'd keep at it as long as you feel you can bear it, it's better to keep your promises even if you're a bit uncomfortable. Not like you're living there for a whole year.

>a single 45 year old milf matched with me on tinder

w-what do i do now

>>70908039
I S A C
S
A
C

>>70908125
Her

>>70908045
>>70908101
You're right. I'll stick with my plan for leaving on the 20th, then.

>>70903646
>there are actually nice people in the Japanese thread
すごい

>>70908220
just found out she does belly dancing as a hobby

my penis is at attention now

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>>70904535

>>70908017
>>70908101
unironically, Kyushu guys are known for beating women. Kyushu women already know they have to be patient, I think it's their daily life...

By the way, Gunma guys are known for the opposite trait of the Kyushu guys, their home is かかあ天下, wives always beat their husbands.

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>>70908436
If you ever come to Tokyo let me know and we can go drinking together and you can teach me about Danish culture

>>70908595
I would absolutely love that.

I'm planning New Years with a friend in Tokyo. He will fly in from Denmark. He's been to Japan for a year, and is pretty much fluent in Japanese.

Wanna join us?

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...

>>70908689
>China 71%
We are fucked

>>70908627
I'll have to see what my plans are like for New Years, but if I'm in Tokyo during that time, definitely.

>>70908718
>india 75%
suck shit they are commonwealth we have 939000000 allies

今日は水曜日じゃなかった
今、気づいた

>なんと全ドリンク半額なんです。

Guess I know what I'm doing tomorrow night

>>70908801
what if they turn to putin side?

>>70908819
何で水曜日を期待している?

the chinese = shit
you shit and pretty much you are seeing a chinese

海外赴任地ある求人サイト見たら、赴任先がフランスのとこだけ条件に「精神力がタフな方」ってのが書いてあって草
そんなに性格キツいのかフランス人って

>>70908849
as long as England doesn't get involved we should be good. there is no way we would go to war with Americans again.

>>70908877
テレビ番組

>>70908910
kek brit were saying that until hitler started bombing London

>>70908900
フランス人と結婚していた人とフランス系企業で働いていた人を知っているけど、二人とも精神科通ってた。

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>>70908953
エッチのアニメですか?
それとも。。。

>>70908953
半沢直樹を見たことがあるの?

>>70908969
America and Brittan were good buds back then.

>>70908264
That fella who changes his name to many English sentences is always a pretty nice guy.

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Japan is for the Nippons

>>70909065
not after we invade :3
#avengedarwin

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>>70909092

>>70909092
We will invade Japan with our longswords and kukris, and more importantly we will take ALL of their women!

>>70909143
yeah? regretting those bombs?
>>70909158
you bet canadia will help we take japan for Her Majesty herself

>>70909216
By god, we will make the Queen proud! It is our duty to colonize Japan, no matter the circumstances! Those Japanese savages have no sense of honor, no sense of duty! They need a taste of the West! And their women.... They need a taste of us!
>licks lips

フェイクニュース

Oyasumi.

There's a lot of good people in these threads.

>>70909581
oyasumi
have a sweet dream

>>70909634
Send him back to Konoha

>>70908017
I can't yet understand why nor for what the farmer, the husband, got angry with.
Is he angry with you? or his wife?

>>70909581
ah sorry. oyasumi
Sleep well tonight.

>>70909606
My dreams have been weird as fuck since I got here.

>>70909723
He apparently found it to be very rude of me to complain about the portion size of the breakfast this morning. Since the wife translated for me, he took his anger out on her.

Also,
https://tokyo.craigslist.jp/zip/5965647955.html

oyasumi for real now

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Why

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>>70909713

>>70909785
Sorry for disturbing your sleep. Good night, and take rest

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>>70909830
>C&C
>weird

>>70908982
ガクトもフランスで人種差別受けたって言ってたな…
ガクトで中国人扱いなら日本人のほとんど中国人やろ

>>70909785
>He apparently found it to be very rude of me to complain about the portion size of the breakfast this morning.
i was right

>>70909785
>No, you can't move the chair in the subway.

That's one thing I miss about the NYC subway - the staff and people in general don't care what you bring/do on the train as long as it's not dangerous or illegal.

左翼アニメ監督
宮崎駿
高畑勲
富野由悠季
手塚治虫
押井守
片渕須直
幾原邦彦
高橋良輔

右翼アニメ監督
松本零士
庵野秀明
神山健治

知りたい
石黒昇 (右?)
河森正治
出崎統 (左?)
水島努
森脇真琴
新房昭之 (右?)

>>70910054
松本零士はアニメ監督じゃないぞ

>>70909830

I'm on the "Gregor" level and I'm not even that into games. Technically I've even played stuff from the level below that.

>>70910159
宇宙戦艦ヤマトのアバンタイトルに「監督:松本零士」見た。 Wikiが同じ。 それは違いましたか?

>>70910479
ほぼヤマトの利権だけで食ってるから、著作権関係にはうるさい人で有名
自分の作品だから名前を載せろってゴネたんでしょう

メン・イン・ブラック3ｵﾜﾀ
有吉AKB共和国で公開前の独占インタビュー見たのはもう何年前だか
時が経つのは早いものだ

>>70909290
Are you drunk?

>>70910702
no. are you ready for your new Queen? you should practice saying Elizabeth and god save the Queen.

>>70910015
It's rude not to give enough food to a guest, especially when he's scraping chicken shit for you for free.

>>70910770
e,erizabe...t...th...thu.......can't..I can't....help me

>>70910770
Erizabesu ando godo seibu za Queen.

>>70910864
yes, but its rude to complain。is it not also rude to complain in japan?
>>70910875
イリザベスだ

>>70910864
おじさんが本気でデンマーク君に怒っているのかはまだわからないと思うんだけど
今日の朝食が少なかった事で奥さんに怒ってるだけとかはないのかな

>>70911038
そうだよねえ…デンマーク君はもう自分が失礼な事を言ったと思い込んでいて、追及するつもりもないみたいだし、ホストも英語が上手じゃないから、我々に知る術もないんだけど。

>>70910998
We don't know how he 'complained' it.
His host doesn't understand English well.
Maybe he asked nicely, but they took it as a complaint.

>>70911244
沙羅も地震があった時に先生たちと意見が対立したって話をして以来、日本で暮らすのが不安になったって言ってたけど、ちょっと考えすぎじゃないかと思っちゃうな
そういう人間関係のトラブルがあった時、すぐ働く場所を変えるのが欧米流なのかもしれないけど、日本人はそういうことがあっても無礼講で今まであったことを忘れて仕事を続けるために飲み会の文化がある

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>>70911271
>be thailand
>be obsessed with japan and korea because the only thing going on in your country is ladyboys

まだ生きてるう

>>70911358
He's a fucking anglo and he's obsessed with Japan because his country has only tasteless breakfast.

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>>70911400
Why are you posting a picture of Vajiralongkorn in a Japanese thread

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>>70911445
大日本帝国は死なない

>>70911452
japan also have shitty traditional breakfast

>>70911271
殴った現場を見たとは言ってないよ。唇から出血してはいたけれど、以前から唇に傷があったとも言ってるから口論の最中に切れて再出血しただけかも
・・・・流し読みだけど

>>70911507
As opposed to what? an entire loaf of bread and a kilogram of butter?

>>70911452
gettu bakku tu workuru john-sama, those kids won't teach themselves english for $2 an hour

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>>70910859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOSGqFVS48U

>>70911520
>以前から唇に傷があった
それだと定期的にDVを受けてる可能性もあるな
ちょっと奥さんの方が心配になってきたよ

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>>70908878

peru? what happened peru? tell us about it peru. vent your feelings peru.

>>70910859

i dont think peru is going anymore. he was complaining about the cost of flights rising a few days ago. peru? can you confirm peru?

I'll make the next thread.

>>70911604
オネガイシマス

>>70911452
>english breakfast
>tasteless
end yourself

>>70911489
なんだ、最近/luso/や情報サイトでも見てなかったのか?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4195318/Thugs-randomly-shooting-passes.html
俺に心配しているだろと思ったのに、アルベルトのバカ!

>>70911244
おじさんが夕ご飯の時間を早めたのはデンマーク君に気を遣ったのかもしれないし、明日の朝ごはんが通常通りかbiggerだったら杞憂なだけかもだよね
口下手なおじさんと皆の間でのただの誤解でしたってだけだったらいいな、って思うよ

next thread
>>70911730
>>70911730
>>70911730

>>70911546
salty fish and vegetables is a big no to me

>>70911579
冬の気候で唇切れてる農家のおばさん達は割と見るからなんも言えない

>>70911770
本当になんとも言えない。
「住み込みの外国人」ならタダで働かせてもかまわないと考える農家の人たちの感覚も感心しないけど、4月までいるって言っていたのに「若い人が周りにいない」「コンビニが遠くて不便」っていう理由で、1月以上早く出ていくのも良くないと思うし。

>>70910998
He shouldn't starve to death for not being rude the point was his host guy offended his wife.

>>70911910
実習と称した農家での住み込みしながらの働き方は実は日本人にもあるんだけど、日本人同士でも急に寝食を共にしながら働くのには色々とあるだろうしね
明日になっておじさんが唇からダラダラ血を流しつつ「すまんすまん」とか照れ笑いしつつ豪華な朝食と一緒に出てきたらいいのにな

>>70912314
なんでおっさんボコボコにされてんの・・