/brit/

real nigga hours

The future is independent cosmopolitan city states.

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yankee wankey getting frustrated again

yank in america means an american from the north
are canadians yanks then?

why can't i post here

http://efukt.com/21304_Extreme_Foot_Fetish.html

heard tell you lads liked a bit of this for the scatter wank

>>70900963
Why are they so obsessed with us?

It can't be healthy

I used to like canadians before /int/...

I hate Normies

Does anyone else share my feelings

should I have a normal wank or a dateariane wank?

>>70900963
99% of your participation in /brit/ threads devolves to this

i find it a bit strange because you frequently get no replies at all (except for my own charitable me)

>>70900935
brazil is socialist because you have universal franchise and your poor masses would be running into your neighbourhoods chopping your momma up if they didnt get whatever little handouts the government gives them

out of gigs till the 8th haha

*buys a 4chan pass*

>>70900966
>Nordic countries are so good because they have very egalitarian values
its the opposite actually
the Nordic nations are very individualistic

>>70900981
I'm personally obsessed with trying to get you awful posters to fuck off, I don't really think about you otherwise

>>70900996
Brazil is socialist because socialist want power and money. The end.

'e 'e 'l 'g 's 'k?

>>70901019
lol. so what you're saying is that humans are shitty? wow what a revelation

become a philosopher, my dude

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What ? I seen Canadian and couldn't help.

Can I leave this here ?

Is Brazil socialist?

>>70901021
>'l 'e 's 'd 's
'Y

*influences the thread*

>>70901045
all latin american countries have leftist tendencies, the poverty pushes them there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8XjRluakeg
having a howl

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>lol. so what you're saying is that humans are shitty? wow what a revelation

>become a philosopher, my dude

>>70901059
that plus being full of wogs

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>lol. so what you're saying is that humans are shitty? wow what a revelation

>>70901069
looks like a skeleton

>>70901069
like your gimmick mate, keep it up

>>70900988

Yes.

>>70901034
I'm not the one defending utopias.

are there any good dateariane alternatives out there?

hatposters are like the dumb jesters of /brit/

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hmm
wish anime was real 2bh

>>70901111
kill jester

Normie here, here's some base info

>make 55k/yr
>lease a BMW 3 series
>6'2
>210lbs and 8% body fat
>single (by choice)
>have sex every weekend

AMA

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>hatposters are like the dumb jesters of /brit/
>what? yeah, I'm canadian

70901132
runt life

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>>70900936
really niggery desu

>>70900959
So you can only have legislation in capitalism?

decided i'm doing my thesis on how canadians became such insufferable halfwits

>>70901132
deano, my son

>>70901132

Why are you leasing a BMW on a salary of 55k a year. Seems like a stupid waste of money when you really don't make that much at all.

>>70901132
>8% body fat

Bullshit

dipping jacobs cream crackers into some sugar water i made

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>decided i'm doing my thesis on how canadians became such insufferable halfwits

>>70901187
hmm

dipping my bollocks into some sugar water i made

>>70901211
why

>>70901226
he had the short part covered so he was looking for the sweet

dunking my son into some bathwater i made

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doctor literally recommended that I get a girlfriend lads

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>>70901261
>anon its just a case of the 'tism, a healthy hour of normie activity a day should clear things up in no time

>>70901261
really? did he know you didn't have one or did he just assume?

>>70901261
>just be yourself anon haha :)

>>70901125
delayed but warm chuckle at this post here

>>70901261
gfs are nice and all but they don't solve any of your problems

>>70901316
what if you date a calculator??

>>70901125
instant and cold cry at this post here

Got called a bigot in loblaws earlier lads

girls i bring home are always irked when they see my legos and gundams

>>70901285
told him initially

pretty ironic aswell, considering the reason I went there was that side-effects of a medication i used to take and affected my sex life and destroyed my self confidence

that was his solution

Drinking cider in an attempt to fall asleep again but I'm not falling asleep so I'm just getting drunk at 5:30am

Brilliant

got told to go home and be a family man at the military airbase lads

got called a cretinous boor at the Masonic lodge earlier lads

>>70901369
what cider?

>>70901369
I cracked a purple tin half an hour ago. You aren't alone.

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>Drinking cider

>>70901394
the old 'cide

got called a meandering gobshite at bohemian grove earlier lads

>>70901402
it's cide' you cunt not 'cide

>>70901389
laughed

>>70901369
rookie era

drinking keeps you awake longer

especially cider you absolute monger

so many runts in here where do i begin
i see this one, i'm bout to heem him

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stop drinking cider

>>70901369
You're not gonna get a good rest once you fall asleep, you're just wasting cider

wtf drinking all of this sugar and looking at a screen but can't get to sleep lads ????

Falafel and humous baguettes desu

>>70901419
>drinking keeps you awake longer

Really? I've always found that the depressant feeling of being drunk really puts me to sleep.

>>70901444
Chek'd

got called a low calibre phillanderer of base morals and odious convictions in the Chateau de Bruge earlier chaps

>>70901455
It lowers your quality of sleep

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Gonna try to be more civilized.
Honestly, the leaf and the brit might be otherwise sensible people that I could like if they weren't defending something that I truly believe to be 100% malignant. The fact that you defend something without reading and learning about it (for example, I'm absolutely sure you weren't aware that the concept of a central bank [like they have in the USA with the Federal Reserve] is a plank of socialism proposed by Karl Marx) does make me butthurt, but I'm going to try to be polite.
To the leaf who wasn't here before, I'm going to illustrate you a scenario and you try to find a way to make it work inside a socialist system.
Currently in capitalism, there are concepts that doesn't exist on socialism, like supply and demand, economic calculation and mais valia. Because of that art and entertainment can exist in large societies.
How would they exist in a socialist society once you are aware that art is abstract and therefore it's value cannot be quantified. Because of that, without the free market to determine what is worth investment, how can artists produce big pieces, seeing that: 1 - they cannot work and fund it for themselves for their salaries belong to the state; 2 - private investor cannot fund them, for they don't exist and there is no private market.
Tell me your solution to this. Keep in mind that everyone has an idea and everything on earth came from earth, so it's logical to ascertain that resources are limited. And that this is the reason why artists have never thrived in socialists regimes and that all the art produced was either propaganda or limited or banned by committees such as the Goskino.

I, as an artist, will acknowledge the viability of socialism as a system if you can only provide me the answer to this dilemma.

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>>70901471
Definitely reading every letter of this post

had gentile stamped on my forehead in vault 7 earlier lads

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>why yes I do make fun of lads for drinking cider

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green tea

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It's raining lads

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Jannies are power napping post your OOTD (Outfit Of The Day)

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>I drink cider. I like how it tastes like apple juice.

>>70901490
reckon you're lying

I like pear cider

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>The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time . . . It is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine with that San Francisco crowd. I can't shake hands with anybody from San Francisco.

>>70901490
You should. Not reading would just fortify you as the ignorant party.
You might actually learn things if you start reading.

got called a purveyor of smut and an embodiment of western hedonism in the bilderberg underground lair lads

'cide 'er? 'ardly knew 'er!

Actually got called handsome on /int/ a few times

>>70901548
Sorry I lost my temper with you babe come back

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>You know it's a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana is Jewish. What the Christ is the matter with the Jews, Bob? What is the matter with them? I suppose it's because most of them are psychiatrists, you know, there's so many, all the greatest psychiatrists are Jewish.

Wonder what it would be like to date a self-styled "feminist"?

how can I tell if a girl is nervous vs uninterested? inb4 just bee yourself

I see you've finished your three course restaurant meal, would you like a cup of coffee before you go?

>>70901548
>slightly altering my posts

yes yes well done well done

HOWEVER

>>70901617
she's not interested in you

>>70901617
you do you anon

>>70901637
you looked like you were having fun haha

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Doing a think, planning my next move.

It's more fun when I alert you runts about it, but regardless you still fall for it like the pathetic crabs you are.

>>70901666
Chek'd

>>70901617
float a trial balloon by casually mentioning something you're going to do this weekend (mountain biking or some shit like that). if she acts interested she's into you, if she doesn't she's not.

how do I tell if a girl feels threatened or is just shy and reluctant?

>>70901538
did they bum each other in the grove? white men only

>>70901685
what if she doesn't like balloons?

>>70901685
if she was nervous she wouldn't want to go do something with me

https://youtu.be/o61P6ysKklM

wew

also
>singing professor
>not american

waaa

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>mountain biking

>>70901617
just engage in behaviours which affirm and demonstrate your views of life while avoiding the decision to alter such behaviour for the approval of others

>>70901695
Say to her:
>Oh say can you see
>Now I have to fuck thee
And record her reaction

>>70901695
You mean threatened by you?

Most guys don't "threaten" girls, unless you're extremely unhinged and eccentric, or look like a member of a gang/klan/etc.

What do you look/act like?

All Colombians should be killed

>>70901706
she won't usually come right out and say she wants to do it and you should't lead off by inviting her, but if she's into you she'll act interested ("that sounds awesome" "i've always wanted to do that"), whereas if she's not interested she won't ("sounds cool" or something equally non-committal).

>>70901733
kek

>>70901745
I'm 5'8 and well muscled and bald. I act very timid, but I it is clear I am quick to take offense and often have jittery nervous mannerisms.

I can't believe I still see literal neckbeards out there.

Before it might be owed to a lack of self-awareness, but now due to the popularization of fedora autists, everyone should be aware that growing one of those things is a no-no.

>>70901770
Is it Oriental time??? brb brb

>>70901647
>>70901722
If I ever find out who this is, I'm going to chop your hands off and crack your fucking head wide open with a fucking bat

>>70901751
All anglo CanadiANOS should give up power to Québec and hang themselves.

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>tfw no pocket sized mit gf

>>70901773
If you dress and speak fairly normally, then I don't think she'd feel "threatened". Most of these girls are just anxious/shy around strangers generally. Just don't come on too strong and gradually build up momentum or else you scare them away like one of those Safari Zone pokemon.

>>70901792
haha alri soldier

Wonder what it feels like to carry a condom full of cocaine in your stomach, which could burst and kill you instantly

ffs lads just found out the proto-gf doesnt like me. I told her that I was going base jumping on the weekend and she didnt invite herself along to partake in it :(

>>70901820
tell her if she doesn't go you'll rope yourself

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Thoughts?

>>70901839
>]
isn't this one of the aus postsers? he looks like a retard lmao

>>70901839
tfw korean and built like a brick shithouse

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>base jumping

>>70901851
https://www.instagram.com/none.hj/

>>70901839
looks like he came out of a yaoi doujin

George H W Bush died lads

>>70901839
and so you will die a heretics death
NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE

>wOnDER wHAT iT fEels liKe tO cArry a c0nd0m fuLL Of cOcAinE In yOUr st0maCh, wHicH COuld burRSt anD kILl yOu iNsTantlY

6'2 and built like a nuclear cooling tower

>>70901820
gas yourself
>>70901859
neck yourself
>>70901884
what is this i can't even

6'4" and built like a manlet

were suicide rates higher in the past? in western countries

im wondering if the liberalization of individual expression has led to happier people

>>70901868
>delt implants
howling

Adultery should be a punishable crime

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>watching any sport that isn't soccer
>"wow that guys a fucking midget"
>look up height
>same or taller than me

>>70901939
imagine a chicken screaming

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caterwauling at the state of south korea

>>70901940
Heightism has been so ingrained in me by 4chan that I regularly see people from a distance who I quickly classify as manlets only to realize they are the same height or taller than me.

I'd rather be short and boyish than short with adult proportions because the latter screams manlet.

>>70901968
>>70901972
literally fucking aliens

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>check your gf's facebook
>see a post on her wall from this guy
>"Very nice photto,, very beautiful lady"
What do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rorJCGF1aM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axDpsLPhYSg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u70SfDOe-dk

Business idea: insect spray that instantly knocks out all spiders, flys, wasps, etc in your home

>>70901984
This is how /pol/ feels like these days.

>>70901931
in the 50s, 50% of the men in late stage marriages had experienced extra marital sex and 33% of women

makes you think

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>>70902003
why not kill them instead?

considering the ol' sui' 'cide

winking my wally

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>>70901992
t. insecure pinkskin

>>70901971
i don't think mine has anything to do with manlet memes its just most athletes in those contact sports are mostly 6'0 and up

>>70902027
oui

>>70902002
realise i can never compete and surrender her to him

>>70902003
Arachnids are very resilient. For example, regular bugspray does not work on brown recluses, they are just too strong.
I think something that killed them with ease would be too toxic for us to use inside homes.

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>Don't call me, I'll call you

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The gf

>>70902054
could heem this dirty frenchman with ease

SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED

>>70902059
Is this the typical canadian woman?

Might do a shower

>>70902097
can I come

>>70902097
>
stop that

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>>70902002
wow veryy sexy boy niice sunglass

>>70902047
>Brown recluse

So most of /brit/

>>70902112
nonce

>>70902102
>>70902104
Yanks are not permitted to reply to me

>>70902112
she's got a bit of black man poo on her lower lip after she finished rimming him

radiator is being really loud

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Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst Du vielleicht g'rad an mich
Dann singe ich einen Lied für Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass so was von so was kommt
99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man für UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte eine General

Inside some lad's radiator making a din

alright who tfw up

Swear someone has had fucking diarrhoea in the kitchen
Absolutely reeks

>>70902205
me

>>70902205
*raises paw*

>>70902200
Been up all night haha
Got lectures from 11 till 4 too!

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Asked her what she was studying

Hmm

Shat behind the bin in the kitchen

Nobody suspects a thing

>>70902227
nonce

>>70902223
haha you're FUCKED

>>70902227
hate when women do this
you ask them one small question and the blabber an entire speech of shite

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https://www.instagram.com/leilafoxx/

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>>70902187

>>70902227
>studying pscyhology

dont do this lads

Don't care

>>70902187
when nips enlarge their eyes like this it looks disgusting

studying psychology lads

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This 22-year-old is already an engineer at NASA and she’s yet to graduate from MIT... with a 5.0 GPA

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Mate..

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https://www.instagram.com/dinara_rkh/

This one looks a little funny, check out some more of her images, do you agree?

>>70902228
Housekeeper won't be happy

>>70902276
you wouldn't have posted this if she wasnt a black girl

>>70902227
just reply

haha yeah *walks away and talks to someone else*

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>that one lad who drops out of uni and then spends their every waking moment shitting on uni and higher education in general

>>70902285
no offense mate are you a nonce?

What's the bag o' wine called in aussiespeak?

>>70902276
There's like a bazillion of white, jewish, indian and asian people like that

>>70902291
>>70902314
Success breeds jealousy.

>>70902311
goon

>>70902303
>school/uni justs want to make you a brainwashed zombie
>shitting on higher education while being a prole leech as if that were a better alternative

This tinder girl asked me

"How do you spend the majority of your hours?"

Jesus Christ lads

>that one guy who dropped out of engineering at a good school in Canada to study "what he loved" (arts) and is now working at the local grocery store stocking shelves in his mid-twenties

>>70902303
Is that you

lmfao i took edibles and woke up high. walked to class and i had this feeling as i was walking on a pedestrian bridge that i have been walking on it for 5 minutes and im not getting any closer to the end of it

>>70902328
>goon
Haha

>>70902343
don't think frogs can use computers mate

>>70902340
My full time occupation is smashing birds

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https://www.instagram.com/vpankratova/

>>70902340
pot noodle and a wank

work rn

JUST.jpg

really want some anglo-indian food desu

Might have duck fat roast potatoes and gammon for breakfast

Can we have a new thread?

kind of need a poo, kind of need a wank, neither are urgent, which should i do first?

>>70902423
poo on your willy and wank it off

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https://www.instagram.com/nazakat.katie/

>>70902408
Maybe later honey

*arrives with beer*
*the entire thread cheers for me as I toss cans of coors light around*

>>70902423
wank while pooing

>>70902440
might have a carling in a bit

>>70902440
*twirls AA chip hoping somebody asks me about why I didn't grab one*

>>70902440
Bring any ciders lad

>>70902440
*thows the can of coors back at your head as hard as I can*

>>70902440
This is a cider general
Get out

>>70902465
scrumpy jack is best one tescos put on

>>70902440
*pulls out plastic container of ping pong balls eyeing you in an amused manner* eh? eh?

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Navy Seals Show Their Love and Support For Trump With Amazing “Group Photo”

Want an American gf I can slap about and demean

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>>70902478
The only cider for me.

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>cider

black """""""""""''people"""""""""""

>got a job
>HAVE TO SPEND MY NEETBUX ON A BLACK SUIT BECAUSE I'LL BE WORKING IN A FORMAL SETTING

I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED THIS JOB YET AND I'M ALREADY BEING C*CKED BY WAGESLAVERY. I'M GOIN BACK ON THE DOLE RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>70902465
got any cups mate?

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>>70902499
>still

>>70902482
me 7th from the right

*shits in his pants at the local WalMart*

*gets shot*

Do you homos binge drink ciders?

Enjoy your diabetes

>>70902482
pretty cool haha

>>70902482
fake news

Old Simpsons was GOAT

https://youtu.be/BPLrNWAsBWU

>>70902482

Gravy seals

why do images load so slowly these days lads?

>>70902573
thought american tv was shit

>>70902578
chink moot datamining us

>>70902578

Servers got moved to Australia haha

>>70900963
>>70900977
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>>70900981
>>70900996
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LITERALLY a fucking leaf lads

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>>70902598
https://youtu.be/81FGVh1dj0A

Ah yes, shall set a 3 minute alarm for a bit of an extra snooze this morning before having to wake up for Mr Nose-EETEETEETEETEETEEEETEETEETEETEETEETEETEET

J*nny is a fat useless cunt

>>70902651
it's not morning in bruceland you weirdo. go back to sleep.

Every morning when I wake up, my hands are asleep. It's been this way for 4 months. My grip strength has worsened a bit, and I mistype a bit more, but I'm otherwise fine.

Is that a problem, you think?

>>70902677
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amyotrophic_lateral_sclerosis

>>70901471
*gets purged*

sounds good

got mistaken for hideki tojo in the computer lab

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>sit down for a poo with a semi
>dick touches the toilet bowl

Should I try and get some sleep before lecture at 11 or should I just stay up till then?

>>70902675
Don't want to post in the early hours, besides now I can laugh at the Nigels going off to work

Rest a while, I'll set you a nice five-minute-BREETBREETBRAAPBRAAPBREETBREETBRAAPBRAAP

>>70902710
cide'

grandma thought i was pol pot today

>>70902707
wtf kind of toilet do you have

>>70902741
dicklet detected

Wonder what it feels to be NEET

>>70902741
Dicklet detected

>>70902712
been up for an hour i'm afraid lad so your alarmposting can no longer hurt me.

>>70902757
misread it, thought it said toilet water

>>70902741
even my clitoris will touch the rim sometimes dicklet

>>70902689
Fuck, you don't actually think..

https://youtu.be/DdbzjOPHc08

my penis is 6 inches when erect. and by that i mean "6 inches"

which is to say it only measures 6 inches when i jam the ruler right at the very base

nevertheless, as far as im aware, that is meant to be the correct scientific method of measurement

>>70902707
>not squatting

L e L

>>70902779
please be in atlanta

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>>70902741
one of these desu

>>70902785
no i dont but at least be aware of it

>>70902788
For every 20lbs you lose, you gain an inch on your dick

Fatty tissue on your pubic bone makes your cock look smaller

>>70902788
Mines longer than my iphone 7 so I'm happy lad

When you're at home, with your own toilet, sitting down to piss is much more comfortable and fulfilling and relaxing than standing up.

>>70902788
Mine is 7.5" bone pressed but I'm only 5" around.

That said I'm not a virgin so I don't obsess about my penile volume endlessly. You shouldn't either, you're just fine with 6".

>>70902843
an iphone 7 is less than 5.5inches long

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>>70902865
hmm

>>70902871
>he doesn't use Tomorrow

>>70902865
and?

startup: pooinals, so you can poo standing up

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>>70902845
don't like it, feels emasculating

i prefer pissing outside anyway

>>70902920
ever shit outside?

>>70902885
Will you still love me
tomorrow

piss in bottles, seal them, and then put them in your pocket like hot potatoes or heat packs so you retain the warm and thus your vigor rather than wasting it in a lifeless drain

Why would I ever want to poo standing up

>>70902920
What happens if, mid-way, you decide you want to poo in the loo a little bit too? See, if you're already sitting down, then you don't need to alter your game plan and reposition yourself, but you can simply remain seated comfortably and enjoy the versatility that position presents.

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Imagine. You're at a busy mall. Lots of shoppers. When all of a sudden, you need to take a shit. So you go to the bathroom, and all the stalls are busy with people texting on their phones and half-heartedly getting on with it. Big lines. And when you walk in the stall, you sit on the seat, and its warm from the previous visitors' bum contact, and there's little specks of piss on the seat.

Instead of worrying about that, you walk up to the pooinal, and there's a vacuum tube like thing, see, that you shit down. It's much faster, space compact, and you don't have to touch anything nasty.