/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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I was 17 and dating a much older woman. She was batshit insane and I was depressed so I let things drag on for far too long, and through my clouded, depressed thoughts I realized I needed to break up with her if I wanted to get better. I went to her apartment to break up with her and she said that if I did she would kill herself. I was naive and fell for it and blamed myself for her deluded way of thinking and fell into her manipulations. She said she would kill herself if we didn’t fuck right then, to prove I still loved her and wanted her. I was young and thought that if I didn’t do this I’d essentially have someone’s blood on my hands. I couldn’t get it up naturally, but after awhile she got me erect and then she climbed on top of me. I just felt so defeated and I laid there like a corpse. She ground down on me for an hour, but it felt like forever. And even though I was much stronger and larger than her, she held my arms down. It hurt, and I winced with each downward movement she made. I just felt so apathetic and used and numb afterwards.

>>70892642

Me on the right

men cant be raped unless it's pegging

>>70892642
why are they llaughing?
are they laughing at me???

FUCK U

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>>70892642
first

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the gf

>>70892642
me on the left

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There's a cute Asian girl who sits next to me in one of my classes
She was wearing tight white pants today
She's also extremely short

>>70892642
wtf why is the white guy on the left

More like who wants to see my penis haha

>>70892667
you liked it you slut

>>70892700
I'm sorry, but that's just how it is. Not everyone can get a fair about of Mike Ikes, you know?

>>70892705

I bet theyre gonna get lost in those woods or brush some poison oak

dumb bitch, thats what trails are for

>>70892689
Cutie French girl

>>70892696
There's a qt boy who sits next to me in one of my classes

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>>70892667
HAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT!

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>>70892702
*raises hand*

>>70892731
I have an extra pair :]

>>70892696
There's a beta with autism shoes who sits next to me in my economics class

>>70892766
*shows you my penis*

>>70892784
I remember that there was a group of NERDS who were sitting behind me and talking loudly about the Nintendo Switch

>>70892705

god these pictures are so corny, retards don't even realize that the point of the picture is to show that you're in a visually stunning and exotic location, not at some shitty music festival or overgrown field.

God I love being handsome

God i love being ugly

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>Sacramento poster isn't even in cali
>SanFran poster is a chi
>LA poster is a chi
>1 of the non-county posters is a chi

>it's just me and placer
Starting to think cali was a mistake ha ha

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>>70892696
>tfw there's a cute blonde chick I work with who occasionally doodles stuff
>she found out I also draw stuff sometimes
>asks to look at some stuff I draw
>"Wow, Anon, this is really cute, but, uh, next time, could you show me something that isn't lesbian porn?"
>mfw
I mean, at least she thinks it's cute but no, I don't have any non-lesbian porn drawings.
>>70892796
L-lewd...

>>70892810
post pic

God I love being average looking

>>70892810
Too bad you're here

God I love being gay

God I love being white

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>>70892827
W-what about me

>>70892827
>starting too
>>70892829
don't want to blind you
>>70892842
take it back.

>>70892828
*suckles yuor penis*

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>>70892810

>>70892699
I'm dating a qt boy atm but I can flirt with them and they'll flirt back most of the time

If california leaves, then texas should leave so it balances everything out

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Oh by the way I finally got a gf so my gf getting chronicles end here

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>>70892827
>Starting to think cali was a mistake ha ha
In part, it is.

Sorry.

>>70892877
That's right, gobble it up you little slot.

>>70892827

you're a mistake

What are you all doing for Valentine's Day

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>>70892868
if youre not placer and you're not the one who posted his dick then who are you
oh wait are youre that muh slav heritage guy?

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literally me

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>>70892901
>the remaining parts of the US would be whiter than your country

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>>70892911

you take that back right now

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>>70892908
>tfw I'm the gf

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>President signs an order temporarily banning visas and refugees from 7 countries
>World wide chimpout
>literally hitler
>Previous president signed executive order banning refugees from Iraq and Syria for 6 months
>nothing happened

Really makes you think...

>>70892913
Can't, gonna go cook some bacon

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>>70892931
>you're not the one who posted his dick

>>70892932

I look better than you desu

>>70892958
prove it

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>>70892927

>>70892954
FUCKIN' TEASE.
YOU get back here RIGHT NOW and finish the job.

I think we can all agree Im the most lovable poster from california

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>>70892908
neat
don't forget to update the map

>>70892978
You're mean to me

Stop drinking milk.

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listening to some old Thrice

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>>70892957
you're the non-county chi
or mulatto, fuck if i know

>>70892978
you have terrible taste in everything

>>70892667

I dated a 26 yrs old woman when I was 18 and it was fucking awesome, we broke after a year and a half because our schedules would be very busy, I got into the uni and wanted to experience new stuff with other girls, she feel the same, we split up and the following six months we casually hung out to fuck or eating, I saw her a month ago in the subway and we got really excited, she was the best relationship I've ever had and I'm really happy for her because she got a better job.

I can't imagine being like a faggot with such a defeating attitude toward life who has a girl interested in myself.

>>70893031
finally
i've been saying this for years now

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>>70892994

I just tell it like it is

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>>70893020
I'm not a CHI or a multatto
>>70892993

>>70892958
mmm I would, i kinda don't feel like it though.
I just got done working out too, I'm hot, glistening and tired now.

>>70893039
it's good you had fun together

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>>70893058
>brown dick
>not chi or mulatto

>>70893058

delet this

>>70893031

says the guy who likes boys

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>>70893058
ah
>>70893084
uh

>>70892993
post the map

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>>70893081
>brown
But it's not. I've also posted my arm before and people said that I was unhealthily pale. I also can't tan.

>>70893123
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2304625

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>the only retort people have against me is edited pictures

I truly am great

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>>70893138
*I truly am gay

>>70893138
it's possible they think you're too autistic to write a proper response to

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>>70893125
Literally color picked your dick
its brown senpai

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>>70893136
Odessa anon has a fine chick for their picture.

>>70893181
Well 23andme did say that I'm 0.01% Sub Saharan African, so I guess I'm black.

>Playing Fallout 4
>Pressed Esc while disconnecting the headphones
>Game crashes(wtf)
It's a good thing this game autosaves every 10 minutes or every time I check my pip-boy

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american on the right

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>why yes, I play Fallout 4

God I hate limeys

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>>70893186
Ironically enough that chick is based out of Gorst Washington. Espresso gone crazy. Happy fapping my dudes

>>70893166

That was me I'm not really gay and I don't live in California.

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What do you think of my arm, /cum/?
http://imgur.com/a/hOnZM

>>70893306
you suck cocks

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>tfw to inteligent to be a yankcuck

>>70893254
that'still rape in all levels

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>>70893292
On Facebook I should add. Used to go there all the time when I lived up there.

>>70893333

why does it look like so wrinkled

>>70893284
Sue me

>>70893333
CHI

>>70893333
stop posting my gf, go post more dicks for your fag friends

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>>70893367
I have a very rare skin condition

>>70893367
it's a cock I think

>>70893339

My cock is long enough for me to self suck if I try hard enough but I'm not really interested.

>>70893397
is it actually your penis and you just lied?

>>70893333
that's no arm....

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>>70893333

>>70893416

its always cocks with you, isnt it

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>>70893384

>>70893419
sure it is bud
>>70893444
what human arm looks like that?

>>70893465
Mine

>>70893358
Literal gold mine. Thanks

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mexico?

What state flag shows up on my posts?

>>70893431
No. I'd prefer if you didn't imply that my arm looks like a penis. I was viciously bullied as a child.

>>70893480
are you a hentai monster?

Am I allowed to die yet

>>70893514
You don't have one

>>70893514
The state of autism

catch you freaks of nature later
>>70893514
none dummy, you have to install the add on

>>70893523
not until you help build the wall

>>70893523
no
you must fulfill your purpose first

>>70893514
Refresh your browser.

>>70893518
Yeah.

>>70893514
none, you have to get extra flags for 4chan (google that)

>>70893523
No.

>>70893555
Trust me if they had an open recruitment drive for wall builders I'd sign up in a heartbeat
>>70893556
But I have no purpose
My life is meaningless

Ravioli zucchini lasagne pizza maccheroni

>>70893641

MAMA MIA

>>70893641
badda bing badda boom mama mia Luigi Lasagna

I'M WALKIN HEEA

>>70893641
*makes a hand gesture*

>>70893641
terrone

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>>70893641
You getting comfy tonight friend?

Nice dead thread you have here

Drumpf could grab my pussy (boi) any damn day.

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>>70893747
ur homo

>>70893657
>>70893665
>>70893675
>>70893694
>>70893696
>>70893700
>>70893712
Thanks-a forr the yous ma friends

I have to walk all the way over to the laundry room just to switch my clothes into the dryer

I'll pay someone $3 to do it for me

>>70893779
on my way right now

>>70893768
Haha I took my (You) back.

>>70893768

arrivederci, piesano

>>70893748
Bit gay tbqh

>>70893795
Leafs are't allowed here any more, we're going to build a giant rake when the wall is done.

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Don't know what to do at this point, buds.

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>>70893768

wag1 pals

>>70893843

hand over the gf and nobody gets hurt

FOL

What sound does a flat tire make?

wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop

>>70893910
FOY

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>>70893876
No, she's mine!

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FOL

Fuck, I didn't finish my marker on the map and I closed the window.
Is there no way to edit the marker now?

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FOY

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Is there anything more pathetic than an american /br*t/ poster?

>>70893917
tk tk tk tk

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>be british
>be so incompetent at your own sport you hire americans to run your teams

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>>70893833
>Trump can't even stop some mudslimes for a few weeks
>going to stop Canadians

>>70893993
posting about /brit/ in /cum/

>>70893986
I liked Croats up until now

>american football
>get beaten by england

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>>70893993
I don't know why Canadians or Americans post there tbqh.

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>beaten by england

hmmmm

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>>70892662

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>>70894051
>Patriots
>England

>>70894086
Feel like I've seen that big head before

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>>70893232
that settles it then

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leave england to me

craigslist used cars irritate the shit out of me
it's like every single person is trying to scam you or gets irritated when you ask for basic shit

--.- ..- . -... . -.-. --- .. ... / --. .. .-. .-.. ... / .-.. --- ...- . / .- -- . .-. .. -.-. .- -. / -.-. --- -.-. -.-

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>>70894169

FULL

TIME

FISHERMAN

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>>70894127
it's literarilly me

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>>70894177
>it's like every single person is trying to scam you or gets irritated when you ask for basic shit

chicanoes

>>70894184
>>70894169
delet this

>>70894177
Every used car is a lemon t b h

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Why does nobody ever live in /actual/ north-norcal?
How dead is it?

>be Britain
>lose the Cod Wars

Pass out (drank)
Wake up (drank)
Faded (drank)
Faded (drank)

Is it true that you store your underwear in your fridge?

>>70893601
You are the chosen one

>>70894233

very

its like montana-lite

>>70894248
Is it true you live with your mother until you're 45?

>>70894233
There's lots of trees and it's comfy there.

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I'm too smart to join your conversations...

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>>70894248

no, we keep it on a low heat in the toaster. Nothing like the feeling of warm underwear in the morning

>>70894271
Yes

>>70894255
>Northern California
>Montana lite
n o
o

>>70894271
>until you're 45?

At which point the move into a bigger house and bring their parents with them.

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>>70894169
>>70894184
>>70894221
mind if I get on board lads?

>>70894291
Based, I wish I could

>>70894297

t. doesnt even know what we're talking about

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**whips out moderately sized epeen**

**places it on the table**

heh'
>>70894255
alberta is montana-lite

wyoming if we're only including us states

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Physically pains the augen to read this general lately.
Used to be genuinely insightful talk on geopolitics, hot girl posting, regional bantz was off the chain.

now it's
>teehe im sucha faggot lmao xD
>anime/furfags
>reddit flag circle jerk
I blame the influx of newfags since the election happenings. Hope mike pence sends you all to death camps and turns your brain matter to borscht with a good 500 amps.

>>70894255
>>70894276
even the coast?
how dead is it above sacramento?

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>>70894333
Everyone post specs now

Are we being raided

>>70894281
Haaloo

Hoow aare yoou dooing?

>>70894324
Northern California is nowhere near as dead as Montana you dumbo

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>>70894281
It's for the best, I don't feel I need to stoop down to your level for a tiny chatter employed with metaphysical psy-braile.
Anyway, I gotta get back to regrowing my intermediate lobe.

>>70894350
It's not dead. I remember there was a guy on /int/ who lived in Redding and said that their biggest cities are like suburbs in the rest of California.

>>70894340
I still love you :3

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>>70894008
>be british
>rule the motherfucking waves
>dominate the colonial era
>give birth to america
>lay the foundations for every new world country that's worth a fuck

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>>70894429
>biggest cities are like suburbs in the rest of California
i'll take that as a yes

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>>70894350

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bdSfmYdJ8o

>>70894462
Open Google Maps and drive around one of the NorCal cities if you want to see.

>>70894448
:')

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>>70894448

We need a census of all the Californian posters

>>70894364
I'm doing fine
>>70894387
Kek

>>70894516

I am white

After my history class last year, I am convinced that the Netherlands is wholly inferior to Flanders.

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Dakotan reunification WHEN?

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*kicks your door open*
*unsheathes kalashnikov*
*chambers a 7.62*
*presses the muzzle against your dome piece*

>"Whats up, faggot? Heard you were talkin some serious shit, like I wouldn't find out."
>"What do?"

wat do wat do

>>70894509
england still owns tons of over see territories

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Hello?

What's it like living in a +90% white state?

>>70894587
Netherlands is literally below all other countries.

>>70894646
I wouldn't know.

*vapes intelligently*

Sure hate the leftists.

>>70894441
I love you too

>>70894631
why are you the girl?

>>70894646
It's weird when you see white people doing menial labor.

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>>70894587
I wish I could live life off of a history degree.
I suppose pharmacology or microbiology research is cool, too.

>>70894485
that's a big juicy ass youve got there
*smacks*

>>70894516
I am also white

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>>70894645
it's surprisingly few that are actually part of the uk, this is all the waves we officially rule

>>70894693
(he's the bottom)

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>>70894693
Because the pic was made by a North Dakotan

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virginian reunification WHEN?

>>70894516
Non-Hispanic white.

>>70894754
Does this technically make Tennessee a 13 Colony OG?

>>70894725
>the sun set on the British Empire

Sad!

>>70894725
Hey, still more than anybody else

>>70894754
>Virginia becomes a red state again
Soon, I hope.

>>70894772
only if they swear fealty to richmond

>>70894774
would be nice to feel like part of something bigger but meh, i'm a citizen of the planet earth

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>>70894800
Then I'mma Blood.

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>>70894725
A-at least we control of Pacific..
>>70894811
Corbyn fuck off

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>>70894811
>i'm a citizen of the planet earth
i hope you are memeing

>>70894754
When you get off your fat ass and do something about it but 2bf I'd like to see it as well

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just had some brown sauce for the first time with supper tonight

wtf i love britain now. way way better than ketchup god damn

>>70894732
He's actually the top tho

>>70894877
good post desu, pairs nicely with bacon or sausages

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hmmmm
opinions?

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>>70894823
>That Beaufort Sea border

Eternal Burger at it again...

>>70894811
I wish I was a British citizen

>>70894909
We already knew that cali is full of pinkos

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topkek @ this shit


Good game yesterday. Good show. Respect to the falcons, of course.
but Brady tha MVP as always.

>>70894909

Im surprised oroville and chico have that much pink

>>70894929
i wish i was in dixie

>>70894929
>>70894970
Just switch places like a sitcom episode

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>>70894970

>>70894901
I just had it with chicken tendies and fries

I don't like ketchup so I usually eat stuff like that without it while everyone else is dipping away. I can now fit in with the cool kids, although I'll have to provide my own condiments

>>70894970
You really dont

Bet you all have sub 6 inch cocks

>>70894970
It's shit

>>70895037
My benis is exactly six inches erect

>>70894333
Why would a laptop speclet feel the need to share his stats

>>70895037
I wouldn't know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4grHFvAvidw

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>mfw the Chinese milf was working tonight instead of her husband
The sesame chicken is also bretty good

bet all you cocks have 6inch subs

Really like tight British women.

> each month has around 4 weeks
> every woman on this planet spend 1 of those 4 weeks on her period

let that sink in for a moment baka

Bet you all have sub 6.1 inch cocks

>>70895091
>Chinese milf

Do these even exist?

>>70895108
You don't start until you hit puberty

Dumb Argie

>>70895097
I used to have 1 15" L5 kicker.
perfect amount of bass

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>>70895091
>sesame chicken

>>70895132
Yes. Seriously, this bitch was built for porn.

>>70895123
This is true. Mine is 6.0 inches long and 4.0 inches in girth.

>>70895133
He said woman
>>70895108
It sucks being a woman, more news at 9

>>70895123
So??

>>70895171
Can you find her on FB and post some pics for your /cum/ bros?

Dog bless

>>70895208
Women were girls once

I was built for porn

Thinking about becoming a radical centrist. What are the perks?

>>70895253
Yes

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>>70895213
I'm busy

>>70895264
Worst of he left and the right and even more of the pompous arrogance

Paha Sapa was builtt for porn

>>70895253
Who watches porn anymore?

I've fapped to the same picture of a girl for over a span of 7 months imagining hundreds of different sex scenarios with her

Got the pic from a FB fap thread

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>>70895277
This thing is pretty cute.

>>70895277
*suckles your penor and doesn't gag*

this thread got a bit too gay, desu

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>>70895294
>tfw people always say "oh man this grill I know is so fucking hot" but never give any proofs

Kill all Californians.

>>70895373

he's a large individual

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>>70892642
I don't wanna be friends with no beaners, and why is the american in that picture black? You wanna go?

im pretty sure this cold is about to kill me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29s6fS7Y5dY

>>70895325
Nuh uh

>>70895342
P O N Y
O
N
Y

>>70895344
gay

>>70895380
;_;

>>70895367
I don't have a facebook anyway. I wouldn't even know how to track down this one Chinese bitch.

>>70895123
Mine is comfortably over 6 inches
Wish I had a ruler

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the gf

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>>70895386
>he's okay with being friends with ugly slants though

>>70895123
>tfw micropenis :(

Feel kinda dirty looking at other girls now

>>70895391
>stuck to his guns
Based.

>>70895427
you know that quebec qirl is eyeing every guy she walks by. They do more than just french kiss when they meet someone

Gonna have me a plain spaghetti dinner lads.

70895380

not a fan of this post

>>70895409
Her hair would be fun to play with during a blowjob

>>70895403
>I don't have a facebook anyway.
>being an autismo

Go to the restaurants FB page and see if she or anyone connected to her posted there, find her through them.
Post said milf here
????
Profit

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>>70895425
haha nice meme

>>70895396
Yis

>>70895463
It's either plain or discount syrup.

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What should I name him, buds. No meme names please. This is going to be the man who forces France underneath his boot.

>>70895493
Get back on Steam :)

>>70895491
Haha, nice backpedaling

>>70895505
Adolf or Adolph

>>70895505

kys

what game is this?

>>70895396
>>70895518
yah uh

>>70895518
Let me wash these dishes