Siege edition
the ol' 'cide
Now having second thoughts about leaving halls and moving back home
westminster? more like westmonster
obliterate my rectum
first for /new order/
*BZZZZT*
>>70892533
lol runt
>r/unitedkingdom still think there is a chance brexit wont happen
need a french bf
doing a lactate
drink a 'cide do a 'cide
>>70892559
Brexit probably won't once the EU refuses to give us a deal until article 50 is done.
>>70892533
which uni
>>70892577
the apostrophe is supposed to replace the missing letters mongo
got a 10AM tomorrow ta lads
>>70892585
After that you get auto-kicked out the union, that is why there is a 2 year limit.
>>70892589
Warwick
Back at work in 8.5 hours, lads.
fuck off chester.
>>70892614
11 am - 8 pm shift for me desu.
testing
Says I'm range/IP banned
>>70892615
We'll have to reapply and probably take the Euro and refugee quotas etc
Thanks brexshiteers
>>70892620
Check out this runt.
>Being employed
>2017
3 years on the dole reporting in.
wore my make america great again hat today and got bashed by the local antifa branch
plebs = Galaxy Class
normies = Constitution Class
Patricians = Excelsior Class
>>70892643
show arsehole
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRtnWVvDX6k
Gonna change my course for the second time in two years
haha
>>70892643
Appears to be only on /pol/...
Any other Americans range banned on /pol/?
I have to kids boy an girl if u dnt like me having kids plz dnt speek to me thanks ??
BETTER NOT BE MAKING ANY PROBLEMATIC POSTS HERE
>>70892697
dont care
>>70892713
Write in English please.
>>70892697
suggest you study runtology
10 til 6 is the GOAT working hours if i'm honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQnyFZBF1u8
this shit FIRE yo
How much is it acceptable to drink when you have work in the morning?
Never have I ever...
7 til 3 is the goat working hours in all honesty
>>70892761
>He hasn't worked while drunk.
>>70892761
until you blackout
>>70892771
>morning shifts
naw
so if in american football they're only actually playing for like 15 minutes is there a cut down video of the superbowl?
>once walked along the thames in central in the fog and cold at 5am on a weekend
>was empty and very zen. very cool
>>70892788
more time in the PM tho
>>70892771
also the goat hours for neetsleep
going to have a supper bowl to night
>>70892776
I have to write and do math at work. It's fucking miserable when I'm hungover.
My old bar job was actually much easier when I was slightly pissed.
Are we soulmates?
theres a bookstore near my place specialised in philosophy that only opens 2 hours a day
the owner also opens if you plan a meeting by email first
good bloke. wonder how much times hes still going to survive in the literature world...
>>70892823
what do you do lad
>>70892823
>math
FOY
>>70892801
that way we can be bantering together :D the welfare state works!
>>70892798
not really
you need to go to bed early in order to wake up and not feel like death 24/7
>>70892838
gay french twat
quite rigorous criteria
Might call in sick tomorrow for a laugh.
>>70892838
probably processes online orders for the other 6
>>70892824
HELP
>>70892838
2 hours a day is normal French work hours though.
>>70892884
I meet her criterea but doubt she meets mine
>>70892793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=016LXFHpFCk&feature=youtu.be
nvm I found one
if anyone wants to watch it this is a 21 minute video with all the actual gameplay from the superbowl + a couple of minutes intro and haltime
>>70892888
there's no way to order online on his website. you can just search if he's got a book in particular
>>70892846
Environmental engineering consultant
Basically, I help write reports and fuck around in excel most days. Sometimes I have to read through legal bullshit and planning applications. Sometimes I have to measure shit. It's a lot easier than you'd think, desu.
yer ma
>>70892884
i meet her critaerian but doubt she meets mine
how come I get a off peak return when I'm returning during peak time?
>>70892884
Why would she make a bio like that? Bitterness?
>>70892981
(((privatisation)))
>>70892984
she's a strong willed, independent women you fucking shitlord
>>70892984
>she
>>70892989
this is how i wank
not a fan of this "female empowerment" meme
all it does is give absolute bottom of the barrel women an undeserved level of smug attitude.
third eye is dilated very wide tonight
>>70892884
>tfw have to earn 80k GBP to just talk to her
jesus. Tough ask
>>70892989
*flinches when you try punch me*
>>70892984
playing hard to get
>>70892687
how can zulus compete
>>70893040
another punch added haha
>>70892884
>woud rather go to a forest than a 5 star restaurant
oh wow she doesnt seem too shallow
>>70893040
*punches for flinching*
>>70893033
kek
>>70892941
sounds cool, how did you get into that?
business idea: male empowerment to give absolute bottom of the barrel men an undeserved level of smug attitude.
>>70893064
She is lying anyway, all women would rather go to a five star restaurant.
Getting my daily dose of the Big Bang Theory and then a bit of the old Amazing Atheist.
this OR stay a virgin
These were alright desu
Probably wouldn't buy them again though
i remember the taste in my mouth when i wake up from a nap and when im on opiates to be very similar
same for the body warmth
mmmhhhh might take some opiates again
>>70892715
what if I am
pood a do
>>70893129
has to be a joke
fuck manchester
>>70893129
Stay virgin, I want kids but she is pregnant and wants to use protection.
i find loads of people really intense and think they're mentally ill
is this autism?
>>70893137
sounds absolutely vile mate
manny mentioned
>>70893179
EXCELLENT post
'ttin the daily dose of the mises institute
Getting my daily dose of Sargon.
ass
realize
aluminum
ah yes, time for the daily dose of daily dose posts
>>70893100
Undergrad in bio. Realised there were no jobs there.
Borrowed 5k from my grandad, and did a masters in environmental engineering.
Worked in a bar on a military base for 6 months looking for a proper job.
Now I'm a consultant. The work is varied, and the pay is pretty good, but some weeks theres fuck all to do, and some weeks is balls to the wall.
>>70893246
foy
foy
foy
me
>>70893263
Not sure my granddad would be up for lending me 5k to do a masters. You're lucky m8.
/brit/ is dead
very angry grrrrr
>>70893329
Good.
neighbour just knocked really hard on the wall cos i was bouncing on my bed trying to shut the skylight unsuccessfully
>>70893329
We need to bring in more posters from outside Brit to reinvigorate it with immigrant life.
>>70893329
theyre all shagging my arse
why am i 5'7
Dad was 5'10 and mum is 5'5
>tfw live with 4 guys who have gfs so they're boring cunts
>>70893278
pussy
want a wank but cant be arsed to put forth the effort
what a life
Any LSE students here?
>>70893374
I'm 5'5, my Dad is 5'11 and my Mum is 5'4.
>JUST
>>70893394
alri
Any other BASED Blairites here
>>70893327
these days if you're really stuck you can get student finance for postgrad
>>70893374
I'm 5'10 and my dad is 6 foot and my mum is 5'4
My half brothers mum is 5'2 and he's 6'2 life ain't fair Bruce
>Among the Top 2015 baby girl names in the U.S., Alaiaâ–²1337, Aitanaâ–²1084, Meilaniâ–²1051, Aislinnâ–²1041, Adalineâ–²1036, Tayaâ–²1019, Charlestonâ–²960, Royaltyâ–²849, Bexleyâ–²780 and Malaniâ–²688 soared the most in popularity in contrast to a year ago in 2014. Alamia, Taye, Besley, Tayag and Plaia are some recommended takes on these trending names.
PLEASE TEAR MY ARSE APART
>>70893398
Not going to bully you unlike the lanklets that infest brit
>>70893426
alri
>>70893446
>56%
university college school is a bad name for a school
it's just 3 names for different educational levels
>>70893446
Americans have such shit names.
I am forming a private corporation specializing in protection racketeering.
Anybody want to invest in shares of my company.
Don't worry, my accountant and legal team are veterans at circumventing the RICO Act and federal indictment.
Any takers?
>>70893398
literally unironically me
didnt understand why my wife beating gimmick didnt take on
>>70893398
This is why you should never breed with a femlet.
brain is fizzing
How easy is it to get onto a desired stem course through clearing if you almost meet the requirements but fucked up one exam by a few marks
tried to start a gimmick about doing mean things to animals but it made me sad while i was writing it so i stopped
Name a better feeling than taking a huge, clean shit that leaves you feeling empty and light on your feet
started a gimmick where i pretend to be underage
>>70893327
Yeah, I was. My grandad was perhaps the luckiest bastard I know. Born just late enough to avoid the war. His national service was just dicking around in the brecon beacons for a while. Ended up a branch bank manager without having to go to uni.
Retired at 56 on a generous final salary pension.
Died at 86 surrounded by family, having seen every continent.
>>70893560
coke and benzos
>>70893520
>roleplaying as an Irishman when /eire/ exists
just bounced the cats head off the floor again lads
>>70892715
What kind of stats does that orc have?
>>70893615
wonderful post
U-S-A
gonna roll a joint lads
Just bounced a leprechauns head off the edge of the rainbow.
started a gimmick where we post gimmicks
been thinking about going to toilet for over an hour now, but too lazy to get out of bed
what has life come to
>>70893525
looks fake
>>70893668
never heard of it
shit gimmick
The gf
>>70893684
only reason i got out of bed this morning was because it was too painful to not eat any longer
>>70893690
abraham
NOT looking forward to the 9am dissertation meeting where i bullshit about actually having done work
>>70893544
back of the queue la
just whipped my french bf that I keep in my basement
poured hot wax into the open wounds so he wouldn't get an infection from sleeping on the floor
need to blast his arse less intensely it keeps leaking a mixture of feces and blood, put him in nappies for now
looking forward to the 9am dissertation meeting where i gloat about having done work
>>70893690
it is
>>70893739
*make a dildo with the wax and fuck myself*
>>70892884
>>70893064
>>70893107
I'd take her to a forest...the suicide forest outside of Tokyo
>>70893771
then kill yourself like the pathetic whyte boi you are?
>>70893761
abraham
>>70893739
Ah yes, canada
have a 9am dissertation meeting with a couple of bloody students. one of them thinks he's doing well. Lol
>quote by person X
>novel by person X
>black background
hmm seems racist. probably fake
Tired of cunts walking thier runty dogs off the lead on the trails where I go running.
Got some dog treats, going to put rat poision tablets inside them and leave them along the paths
Sick of it
>>70893817
it was malcolm
>>70893817
the play and the book has nothing to do with one another!
The gf.
>>70893769
*puts your chatisty belt back on and gives you 20mA for 5 seconds for breaking the rules*
>>70893769
>>70893739
>frogs
enjoy eating things i find beside the ol' jogging path
>quote by someone
>I disagree with it
hm probably fake !!!
>>70893739
I love French twink with sift supple skin and rosy red noses. I love to smother them in butter, especially around the smooth sensitive (and tiny) areas. Then lay them down on their front and lick them all over. After a night of playing they cuddle on my lap and I sniff their long blonde dipped hair.
>>70893822
*dials 99*
*looks at you*
>>70893872
nah bruv ur going too far
>tfw on my laptop and desktop and phone at the same time
I am simply too intelligent to be satisfied with only one task at a time
I am currently browsing 4chan (several threads across different boards), watching a documentary on ants, playing dwarf fortress, reading a book on hypermodern chess theory, and messaging a qt
>>70893822
should coat them in chocolate for maximum keks
*hears the normies leave the kitchen*
*scuttles in to make my dinner*
>tfw 22 and sleeping on my sister's bedroom floor
Ah yes, life.
Catfishing some nerd twat lads
>>70893918
You do realize that it is impossible for humans to multitask and that you're just an ADD runt
Hate working for OFSTED, have to visit some shithole Uni and oversee a liberal arts dissertation meeting tomorrow at 9am. Sick of it, they're all right cunts
>>70893937
how did that happen lol
>>70893952
Humans maybe
I am the man beyond man
What sort of scummy parents would name their child after a bodily fluid
>>70893937
Pics
>>70893956
>liberal arts
Fuck off yank.
what do you think this "accumulation of data" looks like?
>>70893956
whats the secret to a good ofsted score
How can we create a utopian society
>>70893977
Finished Uni and my parents had got rid of my bedroom and given it to one of my other siblings. Forced to sleep on my sister's floor because none of my pother siblings would share a room, so I am in a sleeping bag for the last 6 months on a floor while I work at a McDonalds and save up for a deposit on a flat, but also being charged for board so it is taking a while. Staring at a ceiling and just wondering how life came to this.
>>70893991
Nonce
>>70894022
Whatever Steve Bannon tells him
>>70894036
a cheeky bribe
>>70893988
Reckon the "qt"s pussy would shrivel up into a prune if you told her you were simultaneously playing autism fortress, reading about chess and browsing 4chan while you watched a documentary on insects
>>70894048
>finish uni
>work at McDonald's
This is why you don't get an arts degree
>>70894036
Clear the footballs off the Sports hall roof
>>70894048
christ you have shitty parents
We're all entitled privileged westerners with high blood sugar, please don't be so rude towards one and another. No need for that.
>>70894038
you better start believing in utopia m'lady
you're in one
>>70894048
What did you study
>>70894048
You wonder how life came to this? Neoliberal fiscal policy for the last 40 years
Should have studied finance you'd be on six figures in London mate
>>70894096
he did something he wanted to do even if it didn't lead to anything in the end
>>70894130
Chem Eng lad
>>70894120
*invokes the right of parley*
>>70894130
>>70894096
I studied Maths, just from a shithole where it is useless.
making an arrangement
>>70894140
ah yes, neoliberalism is to blame for all my problems
>>70894181
>>70894154
Confused, who is lying and why
>>70894181
sure you did you fucking lying cunt
>I studied Maths
>>70894154
>>70894181
No idea which one is the real one.
>>70894207
Your financial/employment ones yes entirely
>>70894130
Politics and International Relations. Ignore the other two, they are shitposters.
>>70894241
That goes nowhere without good connections
have written enough songs for an album but don't have any friends to start a band with
>>70894230
go to bed corbyn
Imagine falling for the 'Jews control the world' meme
>>70894267
Yeah, I noticed. Got some friends I met at Uni who got into some think tanks because their Dad's knew the right people. One for a think tank to do with Africa and another to do with banking policy.
>>70894280
t. moses circumstein
>>70894272
just meet people who play music and become friends with them
All I wanna do is end capitalism and give the workers the full product of their labour, is that really so much to ask?
Based Bercow is stopping President Fart from addressing parliament the absolute LEDGE
>>70894295
Fuck this gay earth mate hope you get a lucky break
Are your mates in the thinktanks even cleverer than you?
>>70894338
>Piss off the most powerful man on Earth
Yeah, well done.
Fucking hell lads I've been smoking so much for past 6 years but I still have a fucking castrated faggot child voice, what do
I thought having a deep man voice would be worth destroying my lungs for but it just hasn't happened
>>70894352
Nah, they got worse results. I got a first, they both got 2:1s.
imagine falling for the capitalism is bad meme
>>70894363
is this harry potter?
>>70894363
Become a tranny.
>>70894363
it's probably not as bad as you think
>>70894338
Oh yeah fantastic idea, a cunning diplomatic ploy that will surely cement our position as a relevent country post brexit
>>70894353
>most powerful man on Earth
lmao
imagine falling for the capitalism is good meme
>>70894338
>>70894353
He's not "stopping" him. He's just choosing not to invite him. It's the speaker who invites guests to the House of Commons.
imagine falling for the two genders only meme
>>70894374
Yeah nepotism is the worst. Makes me feel like I live in Latin America or some shit
>>70894338
still can't believe the commons speaker is a literal cuckold
>>70894411
Yeah, because Trump will see it that way.
Capitalism is literal evil
>>70894353
Bog Fart won't be president for long, absolutely pointless cucking ourselves for him, will look better in the eyes of the next president that we stood up to him
>get consulting job out of uni
>thrilled because I make 65k starting
3 weeks in and hating my life so much. were not meant to live like this
>get up at 7
>leave place by 7:45
>get to work by 8:30
>work 8:30-5:30pm
>commute home, get home at 6:00
>I've now been away from home for 10 hours
>go to sleep 4.5 hours later
>4.5 hours of free time
>8ish hours of sleep
>10 hours of work and commute
AH yes, this is life!!!!! :)))
>vote brexit for sovereignty
>complaing when we don't shove our tongue up the arsehole of every foreign leader
is this the power of brexit?
>>70894458
I voted against Brexit though.
Will President Fart call Bercow out on twitter? that is the real question
ah yes, now we're leaving the EU we have to grovel to every world leader who comes here
loving this new found "sovereignty" we have
I'm too smart to join your conversations...
Footage I took of the gf
>>70894411
Yeah but May already raised the idea with Trump
hmm I wonder how the notoriously thin-skinned and sensitive man will take it
but I guess it's worth it because 'at least we're not racist and sexist'
This despite the fact that a US-UK trade deal will be one of our most important lifelines after brexit
Is there any way I can become wealthy by not working 5 days a week?
I have about 40k saved (from inheritence and work)
Can I do anything with this? At least enough to make it so I don't have to work?
>>70894483
Yes let's try and get a trade deal with a notoriously protectionist blowhard
>>70894473
Funny how the first thing Bog Fart did before he even took office was suck up to Netanyahu. Really tickles the old thinker...
>>70894482
>>>/whoville/
>>70894473
Don't know how I could hack smiling and shaking hands with murderers like Bibi and the Saudi princes if I was important
There is literally nothing wrong with grovelling to foreign leaders.
>>70894530
You're probably a human being unlike Theresa May.
Who would have imagined WWIII would be the Yanks and Russians be the rest of the world?
>>70894473
Me in the back striking a power stance
>>70894507
Sell drugs
You'll need a minimum of 1mil to never work again (average 6% gain = 60K per year)
>>70894530
Easy, you realise it is for the greater good.
>Complaining about being a wage slave
>To a bunch of NEETS
ah fuck. nvm
who /was a lefty cuck because all your friends were but got redpilled by 4chan/ here
>>70894473
Is Netanyahu a manlet?
>>70894569
The greater good would be to wipe out whahabism and Zionism from this earth
>>70894578
>letting baiting shitposters change the way you see the world
bizarro
>>70894598
alri corbyn
>>70894562
Trump is taking the obama line on Russia mate
>>70894578
see >>70894603
gf dumped me lads
>>70894608
You say that like as if it isn't a based asf opinion
>>70894603
rasheed
>>70894619
me third from the left
>>70894652
there is literally nothing wrong with zionism
made this image. what do you think?
positive responses only.
>>70894668
pics xx
>>70894619
Blonde with pigtails is a qt 3.14.
>>70894671
Do you have a foreskin though?
>>70894689
Yes, wanna see it?
>tfw still lefty
>not racist
>don't think women are cruel evil cunts
>have had sex
>have a job
what am I like?
having a slave would be pretty neat
>tfw you realise Trump is a gigajew and the establishment were and still are double bluffing about him and managed to fool /pol/
>>70894700
Yes
>>70894676
I agree. All the countries should be independent.
>>70894700
Wouldn't necessarily be opposed
Me and the lads
>>70894676
i think i really want to have sex with karen
>>70894714
>>70894724
lmao what a bender
>>70894727
fuck off colonizing racist twat
>>70894578
Its easier to just say you're gullible lad
>>70894520
He's an Anglophile though
And what cheap manufacturing jobs are we really going to be stealing from the yanks? All ours went long ago
>>70894704
Some wageslave who comes to /brit/ for financial advice
>>70894676
I think that Karen is a shit and Alice is best girl.
>>70894710
>da joos
fuck off yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c--etqIJcow
modern technology
>>70894710
Was in it for the memes, la
Plus Hillary winning would have been horrible for culture
>>70894704
>>70894758
t. mohammed rasheed al-suicidebomb
>>70894704
Not me.
>conservayive
>not racist
>don't think women are evil
>haven't had sex
>have a job
>>70894775
>>70894728
These opinions are no longer permitted on /brit/
If you're a cultural relativist you should off yourself
All human culture should be open to internal and external judgement and critique
Soft smooth girly french bois with long hair
>>70894760
Aerospace
Automobiles
He'll be looking to protect the US service economy from competition too.
Realistically we should be looking to wrap up a trade deal with the EU single market and do visa deals with India and Australia to get access to their markets.
>>70894704
>centrist
>not racist
>think most people are arseholes
>have had sex
>no job
*shouts*
*lets it all out*
Why is life so hard lads
Do you guys have to listen to music when you go to sleep?
>>70894864
>Realistically we should be looking to wrap up a trade deal with the EU single market and do visa deals with India and Australia to get access to their markets.
none of this is happening
if telling the truth is divisive, is it still okay to say it?
>>70894899
Because of capitalism.
>>70894917
it's harder to convince people they've been fooled than it is to fool people
>>70894917
No.
t. radical centrist
>>70894906
have to listen to podcasts or radio
like being read a bedtime story
>>70894917
sometimes it's not okay to say true things
Not racist or sexist just a misanthrope x
>>70894906
I watch blacksmithing and artisan crafting videos
>>70894914
I see no reason why it can't happen.
>>70894958
Because India already said no because Theresa May said she will be tightening visa controls from India.
>>70894974
did you wipe?
>>70894982
yeah
>>70894972
Would fall off my chair roaring with laughter if India secured freedom of movement with the UK
>>70895004
I'd be taking the first plane out of here.