/brit/

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alri

Keri Sable 2bh lads

first for /brit/ being a gimmick made for yanks to do as they please

>knowing pornstars names
>having favourites
turbo runt behaviour

The NHS should be privatised

>>70885702
would love all the women in my office to leave for a day so i can get stuff done

>>70885702
Which one

>>70885780
FOTT

(fuck off, tory twat)

>>70885702
oh fucking god

fuck off!!!!!

>>70885762
I would agree but I like Alexis Texas

great arse and has enough morals to never fuck a golliwog

>>70885762
very accurate post

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9/11 was the greatest piece of performance art in history

https://youtu.be/rNdg_HbXiTw#t=177

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>tfw this is the epitome of burgerism
Ahh yes

IIPTPUOAAHPUWYM?

>>70885843
that looks fucking delicious

>>70885843
omfg will your shut your fat trap for one minute you tubby cunt

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gimmick idea: post in /cum/

>>70885843
would like to put that in my mouth and chew and swallow if you know what i mean

>>70885843
fucking hell would cram that right down my fat gob desu

>>70885843
would absolutely heem you for a burger

IMPORTANT!!
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>>70885837
what an absolutely sexual webm

I'm getting a boner from just how slow-mo that plane enters that building

>>70885880
just called them ameriniggers desu

>>70885880
shan't
this would also encourage them to post here so do NOT do this

twat

>>70885837
you would think if 9/11 actually happened they would have some eye witness reports from passengers on the plane

just done a 5 day field trip
awful experience

>>70885702
>women all leave
>everything works smoothly without constant nagging and social politics

>>70885916
too late la

willing to bet i'm the hardest bloke in /brit/

>>70885837
alri baudrillard

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Me on the right

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Need a pet snake

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have a horrible pain in my wrists

must be carpal tunnel

hate pakis but love hummus

cut my lip shaving haha
maybe coz I never had a dad haha

>>70885934
"Field trip"

Remove yourself from this general you actual 13 year old

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>>70885932
sadly they didn't fly so good

>>70885962
they're shit-tier pets

>>70885949
i'm not your 'la' you cheeky cunt
jog on you nonce

I could snap all of you's runts necks

>>70885962
:3

>>70885702
*fires them all for not asking permission from the union*

Any lads watched Tom Hardys new show?

>>70885702
>cure cancer aids and colonise mars the same day

>>70885900
voted <3 (im a girl :3)

>>70885976
One of my mum's boyfriends taught me to shave

>>70885982
lol u mad?? y u mad tho??? xP

mad?

>>70885976
haha
*cums on your face*

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>>70885958
YOU HAVE DISRESPECTED MY LOO FOR THE LAST TIME

>>70885702
>my firm doesn't employ any women

lmao

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another valentine's day alone lads

haha

>>70885932
They were prototype drones lad

>>70886037
now that I think about it. my mums old bf taught me to ride a bike

>>70885998
shall be posting a suggestion in /cum/ to post in here just for that comment

>>70886034
pics

Just think, if you did something different all those years ago there's a good chance you'd be shagging your gf right now.

>>70886034
Was that you in the last thread talking about the vineyard?
I'd like to know where it is

i literally cant open a thread on this site without someone mentioning cuckoldry anymore
maybe it's time to find a new site to call home

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/cum/ would destroy /brit/ in a war

>>70885996
they seem more like "active" ornamentation like fish are.

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>>70886063
have I just taken the redpill?

Business idea: legalise incest except if they have a child

Do normies still not understand anything about computers? If hypothetically someone got locked out of their laptop because I guessed too many wrong passwords will they believe it's "probably just a virus"?

>>70886034
pls be in Gävle

>>70886105
Probably not lad she's on the blob at the minute

>>70886128
fish are better than snakes

>>70886105
Seriously regret not raping my sisters when I had the chance

>>70886135
Many girls would, stupid boys would
The rest no

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>>70886116
let's have it then

doing a think

what if your family occasionally goes on /brit/ and makes posts about your runtish behaviour?

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thoughts on this?

>>70886135
No

>>70886163
They would have told someone and you'd get banged up though, not worth it.

>>70886135
Only if they were incredibly stupid.

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>>70886116
wrong

might treat myself to a burger king tomorrow. i love that yank-style self-serve drinks machine they have nowadays.

>>70886160
depends on the fish

on one hand you can take snakes out to handle
but fish on the other hand are nicer to look at when they're in their tank since snakes just sit there

Watching television literally makes you miserable, not to mention boring/gormless.

>>70886194
every one of these stupid videos exactly what you expect to happen, happens

>>70886202
I would have fucked them till they loved it

>>70886246
Not if you watch David Attenborough

>>70886194
>put a hot think on some ice
>the ice melts where the hot thing is touching it
wow fund more research on this pls

>>70886242
ok

Fuck lads

This spaghetti was good as fuck

>>70886242
get a double bacon cheeseburger

>>70886242
runt

>>70886194
looks like a facebook post the """"quirky, sciencey"""" girl would do

>>70885717

hmmmm

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Manlets will never cease to amaze me

>>70886246
Reminder Brit owns cumcucks

>>70886242
I don't like those things at all.

>>70886268
Life doesn't work like your doujins mate.

people under 6'4 and people with a BMI >25 should be rounded up and gassed

>>70886243
prefer fish 2bh. at least aquariums are nice to look at and you can put in other stuff like plants, frogs, shrimp and snails.

snakes are for sociopaths.

killing myself tonight

>tfw had the time to do things, but didn't have the time
>now i have the drive to do things, but not enough time

>>70886277
what spaghetti?

>>70886325
dont care

>>70886338
haha that's me

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looking to install a new linux distro

thinking either some Ubuntu variant, Antergos, or Manjaro

have OpenSUSE right now

I'd prefer one of the latter but don't have much experience with Arch or related distros
anyone used them and can tell me about its reliability/stability?

>>70886302
have manlets finally learnt?

>>70886359
Don't reply then.

>>70886342
Have a nice ride along the Styx lad

>>70886342
gl
let us know how it goes

>>70886302
would unironically consider this

>>70886374
.

>>70886353
The one in my tummy?

>>70886374
don't care

>>70886338
>people under 6'4
nah thats not me
>BMI >25
all me

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>looking to install a new linux distro
>thinking either some Ubuntu variant, Antergos, or Manjaro
>have OpenSUSE right now
>I'd prefer one of the latter but don't have much experience with Arch or related distros
>anyone used them and can tell me about its reliability/stability?

>>70886302
but wont this look weird?
their legs will be out of proportion with the rest of their body.

jk If you are not from Bath you should be gassed then pissed on


Bath is the superior place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enyn3ZtTeVQ

My brain places the concept of me having a relationship and sex in the same category as using magical fire powers or suddenly being able to fly. It's just fiction you see in movies. It's not something that really happens.

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>>70886242
It's a wonderful restaurant!

>>70885762
Agreed

listening to run the bollocks

>>70886376
if you're from the South East you ARE french
fuck off frog

had a VERY nice omelette and considering making another but that would mean i've eaten 8 eggs today
opinions?

>>70886455
you have to eat all the eggs

>>70886271
WHy does te hot thing to freeze?

>>70886455
always found omelettes disgusting 2bh. hate the texture.

eggs are based though.

>>70886435
i had a burger king in a vienna subway station :3

>>70886446
Funny that.
My dad's English and come from there and my mother's French
Am I 100% frog?

>>70886455
maximise egg intake

>>70886421
me too

I've had girls pinch my butt and straight up ask me out and I can't help but ignore them and run away

>south easterner hating the french
lmao lad we're literally french, stop pretending

https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/828303185341190146

dumped gf lads

>people would rather spend thousands of dollars on leg surgery than making a collective effort to make short men socially appealing to women
degenerates

>>70886508
FONT
FOY

>he deleted the post
shrieking
>>70886493
yes
>>70886532
i want you back

>>70886483
this tbqh omelettes are the single worst way of preparing eggs, and they're shit, despite eggs being very much based

Soft boiled > Scrambled = Poached > Egg Mayo > Fried > Hard Boiled > ?? > Omelette

>>70886523
me in the video

>>70885583
In the Languedoc, Chateau Capitoul reasonably popular here,


>>70886242
BBQ steakhouse is the best choice

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>>70886508
i know this feel. being a good looking autist is a curse.

https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/818610831550218240

hate her voice

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>>70886523

>>70886483
>>70886505
>>70886471
alri lads, noted, going back for the last eggs

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>>70886484

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>>70886523
jesus CHRIST

>>70886543
I'm a 21 year old kissless virgin with no friends or social media

hardly a normie

what happens here?

Old uni's career network rang me at half 7 tonight

Screamed "SHAN'T" down the phone and hung up. Got some funny looks on the train but I think I made my position clear.

>>70886523
ol she's a minger though

Had a decent body but is slowly ruining it with tattoos

>>70886551
youre a funny guy
besides, i am back now. back on /brit/

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pay up piggies

If you are not from the south west you should be gassed

>>70885702
Like the other lad said, will be great to get some work done without constant bickering and bitching

buffalo soldier

>>70886569
Nice place, looked it up

>>70886657
good post
>>70886653
hao ling

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>>70886629
it was great

>>70886588

genuinely looks and sounds like a tranny

>>70886657
Does Gloucestershire count?

>>70886603
>>70886605

>gif

fuck off

>>70886681
its the kind of body that is great for 10 years max. then it starts sagging to shit.

>>70886618
we already have a dedicated mexican poster mate sorry

Ate the spaghetti but still hungry :/

>>70886023
Yeah it's pure kino

>seen an hour ago
>no reply
ahh yes, one ol' cide coming right up

>>70886622
Did a chortle

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TOO MANY MEN
TOO MANY PEOPLE
MAKING TOO MANY PROBLEMS

Still do not understand the kino gimmick

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>>70886711
great 10 years tho

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I'd fuck Claire Foy with the force of a thousand suns.

That is all.

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>>70886718

bye then.

>>70886735
>drinking cider

Howling

>>70886629
they're such rubbish tattoos too

what does /brit/ think of stormzy

https://youtu.be/dFOErVWlsxg

>>70886691
I suspect that you're familiar with an aphorism relating to the verifiability of anatids by observation

I am a tolerant person
but I am intolerant of intolerance in others

>>70886747
And there's not much love to go around
CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS A LAND OF CONFUSION

Really need to get laid, lads

>>70886801
heyy x

>>70886761
Christ's sandals, is this the commie chic with the good jaw?

>>70886767
stay if you want ;3 x

>>70886523
>97

Who is she fooling
Tart looks early 30s

>>70886801
*presents pucci*

>>70886674
Yeah, thats the one i was talking about with the machinery. Visited actually, crazy nutjob used to e a sea captain. A nautical themed chateaux is a pretty weird sight in places tbqh

>>70886767
stay
the other mexican is a right cunt

would LOVE a poutine and burger but don't want to leave my computer and go outside

>>70886801

http://www.adultwork.com/1971392

*puts penis inside your bum hole*

girl i work with is an absolute stunner
feel like she's completely out of my league though plus we're good mates and i don't want to fuck that up because it would make work shit
but she's fucking unreal might have to figure out how to give it a go

>>70886801
dunedin

>>70886774
NOT what a 'cide means
FOY

girl wants to fuck me so bad but i dont even like her. dont want to be the cunt shes fawning over but dont want to make myself feel bad either, despite already making it clear i want nowt to do with her. what do bois

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>>70886832

>>70886857
you will rue the day

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>>70886813
ya

>>70886807
>>70886823

:3

*pulls out benis*

@70886825
could not be a more pretentious post

>>70886857

*poos*

>>70886832
we need to have poutine as well as bratwurst


chips and gravy is good but poor substitute

>>70886790
Meme grime but his new tune is an unapolagetic banger

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phwoar
still wouldn't give her money tho

>>70886825
True but it also goes with the whine that sailors or pirates drank theme.
I think it's not a bad mix

>>70886866
>doesn't use apostrophes

Mong

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>he actually believes that men and women can be "just friends"

>>70886790
>Glorifying violence, insularity and materialism
>adidas product placement

Third eye wired shut.

Song is shit to boot.

>Trump will not be invited to speak
is more honest than
>Trump is not allowed to speak

is this that 'fake news' I've been hearing about?

>>70886790
SHIT
UNORIGINAL
STOLE IT FROM DIZZEE

>>70886801
Here you go Bruce
http://newzealand.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?layout=gallery

>>70886832
Poutine is overrated runt slop ngl

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>>70886903
>bratwurst with sauerkraut, chopped onion, and Dijon mustard

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>>Glorifying violence, insularity and materialism
>>adidas product placement
>Third eye wired shut.
>Song is shit to boot.

>>70886790

load of shite

>>70886925
Does it? Im not sure how i could compare it to sailors wine, wouldnt that be pretty shocking? Its not a bad wine though. The Chateaux is quite near the sea though i suppose.

>>70886870
Shags a shag innit

Just do it then bin her off

>>70886903
>bratwurst
polish sausage is far far better lad, and we have that in some places

>>70886961
*proceeds to eat a curry*

>>70886956

Harper looks pretty nice 2bh

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shame about her face

>>70886970
british people are too stuck up to enjoy based peasant food

>not glorifying violence

>>70886998
already done that sen, but the dosey cow caught feelings

Bercow is a national treasure

>>70886956

*no indians*

Actual top kek

>>70886994
No don't get me wrong, I'd say it's to make you think of something authentic

>>70887006
and retarded tattoos. and retarded brain

chaos and violence is the natural state of matter

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I with I was German

>>70886970
>>70886903

I love bratwurst, cumberlands and all are nice but its good to have variety.

>>70887042
http://newzealand.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/busty-girl/3162096

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haha guess it's not happening then lads
guess there's plenty of fish in the sea haha

my boyfriend annoyed me so now im going to share liam dineen posts for umpteen hours clogging up your feed

just fucking off yourself you donce

prostitutes are the only honest women

>>70887045
I was told by the new owner that he was told that it was because the guy was a captain and just liked that sort of thing.

>>70886924
s-source?

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crush is acting weird

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>>70887091
what happened mate

Itsa your dolmio day

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>>70887060
honestly violence and anger is as natural as love and lust, both are equally passionate and should be embraced.

>>70887109
the only correct response for this is "alri fuck off then"

>>70887073

>I'm not super slim but not a hippo either
S-sorry, lass

You will never, EVER be American.

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>honestly violence and anger is as natural as love and lust, both are equally passionate and should be embraced.

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>>70887049
and a commie flag hanging in her room

>>70887106
see >>70886523

Anyone got a rub and tug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP9OqFHUfCs


SUCH A FINE AND NATURAL SIGHT

>>70887112
asked if she was free tomorrow, she's seen it and not replied. Think that's pretty clear really.

>>70887002
Dire "banter" iih
Don't cry just because the one unique cultural element of Canada tastes like bland gravy and sodden chips

>>70887023
Good shag?

>>70887140
good

your men are all faggots
your women are all manly
your country is infested with non-whites
your healthcare system is shit
your transport system is shit and relies entirely on cars outside of a handful of cities

>>70887109
drop the bitch, she knows your an orbiter and will never allow you to become anything more.

>>70887159
bit tight, shite ride and worse head

>>70887091
*pats you on the back*
Ah don't worry about it mate, good looking bloke like you - I'm sure you've got loads of birds chasing after you eh?

>>70887105
Hmm I suppose you're right, it is a strange choice of a theme.
Anyway good luck with your whole project !
I might buy one of your bottles one day

>>70887156
could be busy, how longs it been

>>70887190
Yeah learn how to talk to women then you can start handing me advice mate

>>70887200
dad unironically said this to me when i broke up with the ex gf, complete with blatant piss take sarcastic tone

did that leaf just unironically post a guy with a katana

>>70886903
red dog saloon in Clapham do poutine. place is full of normies though so beware

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>>70887140
>tfw Plus Ultra Americano

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Just remembered when I was 10 and my mum told me my fish drowned

She hated cleaning it's bowl so she killed it

AND I DONT EVA WANNA
I DONT EVA WANNA BEEEEE YOOOOUUU

I WANNA JUST LIKE YOU

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>>70887151
she removed the commie flag
think she's changed her mind now she's making money

>>70887242
Top lad

bi-annual reminder that christianity, judaism and islam are all cuck religions

reminder that atheism is also a cuck stance that has evolved to contain attributes of a religion

eastern dharmic faiths, taoism and neopaganism are the only logical and acceptable choices for intellectually enlightened lads

agnosticism will be tolerated

>>70887221
2 hours. Bit odd to have seen it and not replied though, surely

>>70887282
I'm agnostic and also a radical centrist

>I dont do anal or kissing...

is this a common thing for a prozzie?

>>70887264
>"Your fish drowned"
>you believed her
Lmaoing at your life anon

>>70887269
Crease

As soon as she learned to exploit the vulnerable she became a full on capitalist - fantastic

>>70887247
>a guy with a katana
>just some guy
mate i NEED you to fuck off

>>70887224
>learn how to talk to women
kek, nice guys always come last right? enjoy t'zone

>>70887282
strongly agree
Neopaganism is an absolute mess though it doesn't have to be

I just don't like the idea of completely abandoning my Western heritage

>>70887300
yes
girls get little to no pleasure from anal

>>70887224
you're in denial you saddo

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>>70887269
phwoar
still wouldn't get a PENNY

>>70887320
jog on jap cunt

>>70887269
Bet she stopped being a commie when she realised she'd have to eventually pay taxes on this shit lmao

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>eastern dharmic faiths, taoism and neopaganism are the only logical and acceptable choices for intellectually enlightened lads

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>>70887348
*blocks your path

Yanks just don't get "it"

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>strongly agree
>Neopaganism is an absolute mess though it doesn't have to be
>I just don't like the idea of completely abandoning my Western heritage

think i took too many anti anxiety pills lads
feel weird, bit sick, bit tired
might die

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>>70887320

>>70887386
Nah lad you sound anxious, should probably take more

>>70887330
well then why the fuck are they charging me money? not about them at all.

>>70887269
s m h

the tesco delivery prole tried to make conversation with me

told him to give me my food and fuck off

sure showed him, lower class cunt

>>70887324
>>70887339
Pair of absolute newtwats

>>70887330
More like the ones that do can't do it every night, so they either don't offer it as part of their work or they charge a large fee so that they only get one or two big spenders who pay for it every month

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you're gettin way to big for your bewts

>>70887455
Would heem you and then boot your head into the pavement if I ever saw you.

>>70887455
>Reddit formatting

Fuck off

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>lefties obsessed with Buddhism
>righties obsessed with Hinduism

why is this?
this seems to the the common divide.

Poo

>>70887464
>implying

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>it's a "you make the prostitute burst into laughter with a joke and she has to spend a minute or two to regain her composure" episode

come on luv we're on the clock here

>>70887491
hello nigger

>>70887109
reply with "haha well we both know thats never going to happen x"

is there anything worth watching on tv tonight lads??

How do I find somewhere that I can get a massage and a happy ending

Want the massage to be decent though

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>>70887504
>righties obsessed with Hinduism

>>70887557
a massage parlour

>>70887504
>Lefties
>Buddhism

What? If anything they're the ones that are sucking off any shitskin religion they can get their lips around.

business idea: get /brit/ to start saying 'melt' again

>>70887557
pretty easy here
loads of chinky places where you can pick the girl and exactly what you want

honestly don't even see it as really sexual, its more like a complete release for the entire body

>>70887557
they have korean massage places everywhere here and 9/10 they offer a happy ending.
the most spoken language in my state after english and spanish is korean

>>70887518
Belter of a post

Just ate a tuna melt

>>70887535

read a book instead of rotting your mind

>>70887557
thailand

>watching tv

don't do this

there's nowt good on the tele anymore

Islam is the true radical centrist's religion

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im seeing double here
4 Rocks!

>>70886948
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING NEEK
YOU REALLY ARE GETTING TOO BIG FOR YOUR BEWTS NOW

beckham is a fucking bellend

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apologise

>>70887518
what did you say?

>>70887666
It's the old 'flix, 'zon, 'tube and 'lu for me

>>70887680
natural test production shut down

>>70887666
Planet earth was p.good

Grand designs is alright

The chase is good too

>>70887680
whats going on around the end of the gun? looks fugged up

>>70887705
NEED her to do that to my bollocks

>>70887705
What the fuck is that? that's mint m8

>>70887694
How come I can't get a burger made by white people anymore? Why is literally every cab driver a Paki?

Speaking of cashiers at the grocer though, there seems to be a LOT of old white British women working those jobs here.

>>70887774
sculpture made of paper

>>70887214
Will have to tell you which one i buy first, but thats in the future. got to go do banking for a few years first :/

>>70887694
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/aug/17/technology-created-more-jobs-than-destroyed-140-years-data-census

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I'm being a dirty phone poster lads

>>70887697
I can't remember

day 6 off benzos. now my longest break since july. feel bad.

>browsing 4chan

don't do this

there's nowt good on the the 'chon anymore

>>70887807
probably just saw your willy