>he doesn't know that a table is a woman but a desk is a male

>inanimate objects have gender

>>70882639
t'es un triso fini toi non ?

>he doesn't know that a table is a woman but a desk is a male

They are kept in different rooms? Is that what you mean, Ouissam?

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But its the other way around

table is male
desk is neuter

>>70882639
In Russian it's the same word and it has male gender, but "school desk" has female gender.

table is female
desk is neuter

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>2017
>unironically assigning genders to inanimate objects

>>70883931
same

>>70882639
but I know it

>>70882639
Both are male

>tfw the closest to a female you've gotten is an inanimate table

>>70884644
what about yer mum?

>>70882726
un problème ?

>>70882639

>La mesa
>El pupitre

Hm. Guess you're right.

>>70884667
that doesn't count brah

>>70884806
>poopy tree
ah yes, the wonderful language of Spain

>>70882639
They both are feminine in Portuguese

>>70884857
poopy treh

>>70882639
Der Tisch
Der Schreibtisch

They're both male.

>>70882722
>inanimate objects only have 2 genders
checkmate Atheists

Both are female

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>>70882639

>>70882722
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT

Will frogs think I'm retarded if I mistake a gender of an object?

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>>70885185

>>70885274
no

>>70885274
It would sound weird

>>70884806

Pupitre is school desk.

Escritorio is normal desk.

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>>70883931
>neuter

AAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK all other languages tbqhwyf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_grammar

there you go

>car is female
>tram is male

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>Anglos don't have parts of their language which are there just to confuse foreigners

>>70885372

Bloth are male

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>>70884018
At least we're not assigning non-existing genders to animated objects.

>>70882639
>desk
>male
What a shit language t bh

>>70882722
>>70884018
I'm sure there is a good reason why we use genders for objects. I just can't think of it.
The good/bad thing is that it increases the difficulty of the language, and the frustration levels of foreign learners of the German language. That's good when it prevents shit-skins and chinks from immigrating to our country. But it's bad when shit-skins just immigrate regardless like they are right now, and then are too dumb to speak German and can't get jobs or friends.
By the way, "girl" in German is neuter.

>>70886119
Grammatical gender is just a way of dividing up nouns into noun classes in a language. While it generally doesn't convey any more information about what you're talking about, it's a quick way to check for correctness. Native speakers can instantly pick out malformed sentences based on whether or not there is agreement in gender and this is useful if you're listening to someone and think you may have misheard something.

Fun fact: Proto-Indo-European probably only had two genders - animate and inanimate

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>>70886527
too hard for americans ?

>>70885748
both are male

>>70885185

You and your cunt fucking kids

>>70886582
More like the concept of noun classes doesn't really exist in our language so we have no idea how to approach it when learning something like French.

Are phrasal/prepositional verbs too hard for the French? :^)

>>70882639
Why did english devolve into a brainlet language with no gender, case or adjective endings?

>>70886867
Because those things are stupid.

English is literally the best language on Earth.

a hand is feminine
fapping feels extra good when you're actually having fun with your two girls

>>70886867
Borrowing from lots of different languages with different case, gender, and adjectival systems. English also autistically preserves the spelling of loanwords without adapting them to fit into a case system like in most other Euro languages.

This was happening pre-Norman Invasion actually. Prior to William just conquering my shit up senpai, English verbs were being aggressively simplified, with strong verbs being deprecated in favor of their weak counterparts for everything.

tl;dr English has always been a mongrel language that aggressively simplifies its bullshit.

>>70882639
table is male and a desk is neuter

>>70886932
no, you're stupid
old english is the superior form. we must return to our anglo roots

simple rule in french to know if a word is feminie or not, if the word ends with "e", it will be a feminine word 95% of the time, there are exceptions as always.

>>70885274

no but they will laugh at you and publicly humiliate you following your every mistake so be warned

>>70885748
ten auto > male
ta elektricka >female

>>70887322
it just sounds cute desu

>>70882639
but anon table is male wtf

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>>70882639
A table and a desk is the same thing and it's male.

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>>70885185
>>70886703
RETRACT THES