Canada USA Mexico
Cruisin' for a bruisin' edition
I rather this thread
>>70881788
I could probably take him in a fight
why is there cum on his face
what are you not telling me, /cum/
more like tom splooge
>i like this one more.
First for Banana Republic
>>70869431
Some integrals require computational solutions (e.g. integral e^(-x^2)dx)
>>70881924
I don't see the problem. There are STEM-oriented high schools that teach up to differential equations before college.
REMINDER
bf applications are still open buds
>>70882086
is it true that they let you use graph calculators in high school?
Someone once told that she didnt even know how to graph an hyperbola because of this.
>>70882234
yeah nah mate aint swinging that way
EIGHTEEN (18) (You)s!!!
reminder that even if you make /cu/ the 'm' will still there
>>70882243
Yeah, pretty much everyone has a ti-83/84 by the time they're in trigonometry but it's not as bad you might think. You were probably talking to a dummy or someone who went to a remedial school. We had a lot of exams in trig and calc (and obviously geometry and algebra) where you were expected to graph a function by knowing its period or inflection or whatever. We also weren't allowed to use a calculator or notes for calc 3 (multiple integration, vector calculus, etc.).
>>70882662
>there are people who can't graph a function using the inflection points
lmao
>forgot everything I ever learned about maths the split second I put down my pen during the final exam
lmao fucking no lifer nerds
what real life usage does this shit have?
zero fucking nada
have fun graphing functions with inflection points
Graphing calculators are really cool though. I think I spent more time programming in TI-Basic than doing actual homework. The new 84s are also compatible with the launchpad/innovator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Z_4zz2F44
wow I just read the drones used during lady gaga's show were MADE and DEVELOPED in GERMANY.
Fills my heart with pride to know that they flew the star spangled banner.
>>70882662
You got multiple integration in highs chool? I only got multiple derivatives and it wasnt the real deal, just a taste.
Yeah she was kinda dumb and really poor so she probably went to a shit school.
I never owned a graph calculator though, and i dont think public schools here let you use one since they are basically expensive. My school was really against it but desu it was kinda worth it, really high level of math, probably one of the highest in the country.
>Patriots win the superbowl
New England proven superior once again. It really does bring a smile to my face to see the South getting BTFO constantly in all things.
>>70883019
No, I did calc 3 in college.
>My school was really against it but desu it was kinda worth it, really high level of math, probably one of the highest in the country.
I always thought a graphing calculator was more of a benefit than a detriment. You could nest functions or change something and see how it affected the graph. Matrix operations were also really useful. It blew my mind the first time I learned you could convert a chemical equation to a matrix equation and auto balance the reaction with RREF.
>>70882357
What species of birb is that?
>>70882812
You can call me Bernhard cause I'll be Riemann dat ass
>>70883272
No one likes the patriots
Woo, I live so far below the poverty line I don't pay tax.
>>70883639
Lol dis nigga makes less than 5k a year
Sad!
>>70883713
that's plenty to live off of
>No one likes the patriots
Going to try and sell my acoustic and a bass pedal at a pawn shop
>>70882376
This is basically why the 'm' is included.
Also, having a general per country would eventually flood /int/ even more with this kind of threads.
>>70883328
You really dont need a graph calculator to do those things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr6zQLvPMpw
>be american
>storm into a police headquarter with an ak-47, baklava, tactical vest
>surprised when detained
why are open carriers so fucking retarded
Remember how Brady "BTFO himself for eternity" yesterday and then managed to play the best game in NFL history?
>>70883809
hey cutie
>>70883881
Kill yourself.
>>70883874
um i do not consent wtf
#NotMySuperBowl
#Rigged
>>70883819
You don't, but it saves you a lot of time. Sometimes solving a 32x32 matrix with row reduction operations is just pointless.
>>70883783
sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BnbwUT7lBg
Where were you the moment Sanders tossed away his campaign?
>>70884077
Masturbating.
>>70884077
for some reason that fucking bitch with her raised fist and emotionally closed eyes triggers the fuck out of me so I won't even click play
>>70884123
bit gay
scared birb
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1485942357332.webm
>that face
>>70884015
i know nigger, thats why computer exists.
It pissed me a lot that they made us bought financial calculators, majority of operations are doable by hand with a formula, so is because of some other bs (which the only one i can think right now is IRR). And IRL nobody uses financial calculators.
I, as a citizen of Earth, should be able to travel wherever I please
this is the city i was born in
Post music from your province/state
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w
Link me some good sadpandas pls
>>70884212
some places are full
immigration idea: adopt an american accent and become a homeless person in new york city
i unironically consider doing that sometimes
anything is better than this
Sir, I am traveling not driving.
What right as a MAN do you have to detain another MAN? Sir I do NOT consent. Am I free to go, Sir?
AM I FREE TO GO OR AM I DETAINED
>>70884223
Stan Rogers is GOAT
>>70884262
being homeless in an American city would be pretty horrible. less homeless services and oversized homeless population.
I was only in a big American city once and they were god damn everywhere.
>>70884174
I only use a CAS if I need to graph in 3 dimensions or check a differential solution. Graphing calculators are more portable and convenient for me. Plus, I've used the ti-84 for so long that I can zip around its interface in half the time it takes to use a CAS.
>>70884262
Become homeless in Hawaii.
They have hobo towns.
>>70884282
you are a german
>>70884348
Damn straight.
OWWWWW MY BALLS
>>70884174
>financial calculator
should have bought an 84 tbqhwy
>>70884262
Fuck off we're full
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhaIZu2scH0
y'all guys are Trump supporters aren't you
>>70884375
Well, makes sense.
Idk if is all my high school fault that i have an irrational hate for calculators.
>>70884457
They are cheaper, and now that i think about idk where i left mine.
There was this dumb french exchange kid that had one of those and had to program the functions.
>falling for the physical calculator jew
remind me again why calculators have hovered around the 100-200 dollar zone for decades now despite technical advancements and general ever cheaper costs of components?
>>70884631
texas instruments is a small company they deserve our support
>>70884223
Weyes Blood is from my hometown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhn6m7AHRmc
>>70884575
>There was this dumb french exchange kid that had one of those and had to program the functions.
They have a financial app tho lol
>>70884051
Any mexicans here?
What's it like living in these vestibules?
I want to drive out to the hills and set up a cozy camp all summer and just forget about everything else.
>>70884225
/g/1024285/c8bdca4735/
;)
>>70884631
nobody cares about calculators
everyone uses their shitty phone
only nerds like calculators
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0iBzfVGDiA
Have you ever felt edgy enough to pull of shit like this
>>70884531
>I need, uh, yer badge number
>It's right here. Get a close up
>I c-can't
>>70884750
Don't fuck with me, bitchboy. Where the fuck is you? I'll pop yo ass and fuck it.
>>70884708
yeah, well never said he was bright.
>>70884735
the mexican suburbs m8.
they are government housing (sort of).
>>70884752
texas instruments shills hard
>>70884752
>doing math on your phone
ew
>>70884631
the software in calculators has gotten significantly better
>>70884531
I feel bad for cops. They take a lot of verbal abuse.
keeping people in cages is immoral which is why we should abolish prisons and just let social workers keep track of criminals
>>70884991
woops meant for >>70884631
>>70884531
fucking chicanos they should be exterminated.
>>70885066
>social workers keep track of criminals
we let those liberals keep track of illegals for 8 years and now look at sanc cities
Maria unser frowe, Kyrieleyson
Was in goetlicher schowe, Alleluia - globet sis du maria
Zuoz ir wart ain engel gsant, Kyrieleyson
Der waz Gabriel genant, Alleluia - globet sis du maria
Er sprach: ’du bist genade vol, Kyrieleyson
Got ist mit dir - dem gfelst du wol, Alleluia - globet sis du maria
Du enpfahst und gbirst an kint, Kyrieleyson
Des rich nummer dhaîn end gewint, Alleluia - globet sis du maria
Das sol Jesus werden genant, Kyrieleyson
All der welt an haîlant’, Alleluia - globet sis du maria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE6f3sO0XEY
>but h-how do you know that it's a-a f-fully automa-matic
>argentinean "men"
>>70885081
>nature does not make straight lines
check mate atheists
>>70885307
messi?
>>70885307
wew
>>70884873
it's a foxsicle
>>70885390
and aguero.
i hope so.
>>70884531
>"I was born in Mex—
And this is why I hate chicanos.
I am 12 years old
>>70885430
meant for >>70885369
I'm really off my shitposting game today
>>70885452
I thought chicanos had to be born in America?
>>70885501
fox + popsicle
get it
>>70881788
why did u
>>70885539
As I understand it, CHI is more of a mindset
what can i do to destroy western civilization today?
>>70885539
CHIs are mexicans or people with mexican heritage that don't understand that they are in the United States of America and not Mexico.
>>70885647
No it isn't you fucking leaf, shut the fuck up.
>>70885647
Yeah, like the Dao De CHI
kek how can flyovers even compete?
>>70885539
Whatever.
He was such an asshole though.
Well buds, I just got fired. I was already living month-to-month, but now...
How fugged am I?
>>70885717
Peru.
>>70885751
arent you married?
>>70885751
Depends on how employable you are.
But seeing as you have just been fired for being an unreliable POS, I would assume your chances are slim to nonexistent.
>>70885751
That sucks anon. But don't you have a wife or something?
>>70885751
why did you get fired?
>>70885734
Why do middle-class Mexicans seem dislike themselves so much?
>>70885751
If you can reach that high, shorty
>>70885751
Apply for unemployment
>>70885840
meant for
>>70885738
why do i keep doing this
>>70885751
Go mining for copper.
>>70885840
you really suck at this whole reply thing
>>70885839
They're just smart enough to know that their race automatically gives them -10 IQ points
>>70885778
Really?
She looks really smooth and is probably nice to cuddle with.
>>70885839
middle class mexicans love themselves.
>>70885717
damn I want to know this
>>70885810
>>70885829
Yes, but my wife's an American (immigrant), and we're still waiting on paperwork to go through.
>>70885831
Suspicion of stealing. They fired everybody on my shift.
>>70885840
I'm probably going to, yeah.
Amerniggers
The Hotpockets are now okay with people posting porn in the generals?
>>70885905
....fuck
>>70886022
uh oh. did you steal anything? how could you?
my manager got fired once for stealing and being high at work
>>70885909
I guess that makes you super duper smart
>>70886070
whoaaaa...>>>>>..>..>>>
>>70885933
>go out of their way to buy American brands
>disproportionately consume american media
>>70881788
u're a jerk
>>70886084
>It's not murder if they're from a different country
>>70886036
we have two threads up
they must be on break
*orders america to punch canada*
>class gets cancelled for the day
>>70886145
where should i punch him, boss?
>>70886195
in the face and pucci
Stephan Bodzin - Liebe Ist..
Good album. The Bass thumps real nice. Recommend y'all to get a good RIP of it for max. pleasure.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNBQZPxo0n_DUhE5VOKIzGx8R8I9HHARp
>>70886206
can i punch em with my dick?
idea: shitpost in /brit/
>>70886236
yes
/brit/ is making fun of us again
>>70886022
Something about firing everyone on a shift for something like that sounds like it shouldn't be legal.
But I guess they would probably do their research beforehand.
>>70886249
good idea
>>70886293
I was thinking the same thing
>>70886291
who cares about /brit/?
*steals the brit's pic*
>>70886157
what for?
>>70886413
give it back
you thieving twat
>>70886459
prof got the flu
*steals the mex's pic she just stole*
>tfw sick
pls someone carry me to a hot bath
*ignores the inbred mongoloid*
>>70886561
*drowns you in the bathtub*
*steals your posts and makes a cheaper version to undercut your post market*
>>70886601
build a sea wall
>>70886587
well at least I'm not sick when im dead
>>70886476
damn i wanted some more trump butthurt
>>70886601
STOP BUYING PROPERTY HERE
>>70886649
*buys canadian property*
>>70886561
>be me
>be living alone
>tfw sick for a week
>went to work for 1 day
>couldn't handle it, took days off
>come back, still kind of sick
>nobody even cared or noticed
I-I love being and adult.
Should i watch northern exposure
>people posting under the chink flag aren't chinks
>people posting under the Canadian, American, Australian and New Zealand flag are
a man rolls up to a hooker and asks "how much for a blow job"
hooker says "$100"
man says "alright"
then the man starts vigorously masturbating
the hooker says "what the f**k are you doing"
man says "shit for $100 you thought you were going to get the easy one"
>>70886672
*considers never moving to canada*
hahahahahha omFg DRUMPF is so fuckin SSTUPID haha
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/donald-trumps-team-hold-meetings-9766911
>>70886869
This is it.
This is how Bernie wins.
>>70886756
*never considers moving to canada*
heh :^)
>>70887020
your welcome for ww2 flowerboy
>tfw hoping he's memeing
Let's discuss LGBT rights in Ecuador
>>70886137
We can kill chicanos guys!
>>70886869
They're really scrapping the bottom of the barrel.
Next is going to be TRUMP PISSES ON TOILET SEAT; FORESHADOWING HIS AIM TO FIX AMERICA
>>70887137
let's fuck off back to /brit/ how about that
*ignores canada's post about ww2*
just sfu bitch and learn your place
>>70887070
>canada
>in ww2
>>70887167
non /cum/ flags are the least of our problems.
>>70887171
/int/ was literally MADE for sharing discussion and ideas of our culture and you choose to segregate yourself in such a way?
Why?
>>70887213
fuck pakis
>>70887167
Fuck your rules leaf!
>>70887171
Hello
>>70887180
>>70887183
Hi
ok how fucking hard to you have to look to even make out the nipples?
what the fuck kind of article is that
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/qvc-blunder-wardrobe-malfunction-reveals-9766544
what we need to do is segregate /brit/'s into concentration camps
>>70887223
hi qt!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1awwAgU_t8
>>70887222
good lad
>>70886022
>Suspicion of stealing. They fired everybody on my shift.
This is considered legal in Canadastan
>>70887222
okay look at my hand
*clenches fist*
In this fist I'm holding all your negative energy
*mimics throwing away by opening fist*
Your negative energy has gone.
GONE!
German footfag come back
>>70887253
/brit/ is a concentration camp
>>70887289
whoa....are u a psychologist?
> tfw when trump keeps digging himself into bigger holes and more people start to realize they voted for an idiot.
>>70886022
>marrying an American
Well it worked out so well for the Mexican here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FUo2oZsXbc
>>70887347
A self-qualified one, yes.
>>70887350
Feels Good
>>70887350
>>70887369
Also pic related
>>70887289
>>70887350
>>70887369
>he will hog all the attention from Trudeau for 4 years
The bullying will finally end...
I unironically like what Trump is doing and has been doing.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12284499
http://www.strawpoll.me/12284499
http://www.strawpoll.me/12284499
Trump is trying to achieve too much too quickly.
He is the man America needs but not the one it can handle right now.
>>70887472
This, so much.
>>70887350
what did he do?
>>70887472
Ditto
>>70887472
He doesn't know what he's doing though, they just give him a crayon and he signs whatever papers they sit in front of him.
>>70887472
t. non-taxpaying citizen
>>70887350
Dumb leftist. At least the major political parties will be more apprehensive about disenfranchising a population.
>>70887442
Get ready to experience the Night of the Broken Taco Shells for that.
>>70887532
infuriate some retard enough to post the same shit every day for the past week
>>70887574
>He doesn't know what he's doing though
>>70887602
>taco shells
soft taQitos masterrace
>>70887532
Acting like a child and blaming others for failures. Basically his modus operandi. His supporters are equally the same.
>>70887717
you mean that shit with the judge?
that is kind of childish
>>70887594
>>70887639
I'm drinking trump supporter tears and rubbing them into my skin as they slowly trickle in.
>>70887765
I didn't vote for trump and I'm not a trump supporter, but I know you're dumb.
>another faggot making inflammatory political posts episode
Why can't they take this act to /pol/? /cum/ is for tiddies.
Food of the ENSLAVED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwkRWIwZ43A
>>70887755
He's been doing nothing but rants lately. on Saturday and Monday he has basically been posting 5 tweets an hour yelling and screaming about how everything is unfair. He even went to Florida today to talk with members of the military about how the media is unfair and aren't "reporting on all terrorist attacks" in the USA.
>>70887717
To be fair, a lot of his detractors haven't been acting very mature either
>>70887855
um sorry but that is legitimate protest and the first amendment in action
>>70887836
James is a saint
>>70887903
>legitimate protest
When did things go wrong ahmed?
>>70887765
>brexit
>trump elected
>patriots win
>mussies banned
>plans for wall in motion
yeah im crying alright, tears of joy
>>70887903
>burning paki's vehicles so they have to leave the country is legal
am strangely ok with this
>>70887840
hmm, maybe I should follow him on twitter
>>70887717
>liberal
>calling anyone else a child
look around you, your pathetic party is in shambles
>>70887959
Don't forget the Cubes.
>>70887959
>Brexit
Based on the released white paper, they don't have any specific ideas on how to leave.
>Patriots
Superior New Englanders humiliates all
>Mussies banned
On hold due to court ruling and appellate court has refused to move it forward for appeal.
>Plans for wall in motion
HAHAHA, time to pay more taxes.
>>70887836
that looks so comfy, maybe is the way they dress that gives it the touch
>>70887717
Why don't people just say "mode of operation"?
I really want to save money but I really want to visit the US and feel this fresh new Trump feeling before it fades into normalcy.
>>70888081
because you should have an appreciation for language beyond utilitarian purposes
>>70888081
Because I have the best words and a good brain.
>>70888173
it's pretentious and awkward
>>70888081
Quidquid latine dictum, altum videtur.
>>70888192
philistine
>>70888192
only a buffoon would say such a thing
>>70888192
how?
its a valid idiom that has been used around the world for a long time
Euros are talking about how they want more powerful courts to rule their lives in another thread
really makes u think
>return flights to New Orleans for 360€
well too bad i hate niggers
>>70888338
>living in germany
>hating niggers
How?
>>70888362
um lol what kind of pregunta is that
>>70887972
If you get lucky, you can watch his rant happen in real time.
why didnt they just say "stick to the existing state of affairs"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYZpZr3Cv7I
>>70888276
>tfw nobody had supreme courts until burgers forced this shitty meme on everyone.
>>70888426
kekus-maximus.jpg
San Diego return tickets for 365€
What is there to do in San Diego and how is the nigger situation?
>>70888500
Go to the salk institute and tell them to hire me so I can get out of here
oh san fran or hong couver for 350€
deals keep coming in
>tfw got two additional days of work
>>70888579
you come in through SFO and I will shoot you before you step out of the tunnel
miami 225€ nonstop return
what is going on
>>70888579
Fuck San Francisco. Bunch of smash and grabbers/pickpocketers. Literally a less colder New York.
>>70888500
if you're lucky you'll catch the SD KILLWAVE live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpVcBrD7dRw
should i adopt a shelter cat or buy one from petsmart
Patriots winning after a comeback was great
Feels good knowing that only three people who were watching with me supported them and everyone else got BTFO
alright who wants to join me on a road trip
return flights to LA and a camper for 2 weeks 780€
requirements: not fat nor autistic, will bring a rifle to shoot opossums for food
recommend me a cult film /cum/
>>70888704
Adopt, then you can be one of those cunts mentioning your "rescue" every five minutes like you actually did something.
oh i'll bring a rifle alright
>>70888780
Hausu
>>70888780
evil dead
>>70888704
Try to adopt. The petsmart in my home town has a cat rescue where I volunteer at sometimes.
They get lots of nice kots coming through.
>>70888258
The context matters. It's appropriate for an academic paper but very affected in colloquial language. Id est, exempli gratia, everyone would understand if he had just said "MO", but writing it out makes you sound like an authority.
What's the one thing a girl could say to you that would make you dump her on the spot?
>"I'm a republican."
>>70888750
Nah no thanks. But feel free to join me and other fellow Burgers during the April 15th Tax Day Washington DC protests. A great way to watch our country implode all while getting cheap half off happy hour specials at the nearby pub. Personally, I would recommend the Frontpage in Dupont or any general bar in Adams Morgan.
Boston 276€
is boston any good? do people there all sound like bill burr
>>70888830
>catfags
disgusting
>>70888893
Beautiful city but liberal utopia
>>70888780
Assault on Precinct 13
Big Trouble in Little China
Dark Star
Escape From New York
The Fog
Halloween (1978)
They Live
The Thing (80's version)
>>70881788
>tfw as short as tom without the facial aesthetics
fuck my life
>>70888886
>Im MtF
>>70888886
>bait posting
you're a pathetic little cunt
off yourself
>>70888780
the wicker man with nicholas cage
>>70888889
That sucks anon
>>70888888
you know what good and underrated band is? the police
>>70889007
FUCK
Chi-City for 290€
gonna check out that weird bean thing and get shot by wild niggers
>the police
>underrated
Changing the kind of music I listened to drastically improved my quality of life
>>70889085
You can't go to chiraq without getting a ' '
>>70889128
at what age did you grow out of rock?
>>70889085
Chicago smells like the worst combination of exhaust fumes and sewage. You have been warned.
>deep dish
no one will ever top these early 80s hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aENX1Sf3fgQ
>>70889161
15, which is also the age where I started to lose weight and stopped being fat.
man there are so many dirt cheap NA flights atm what's going on
don't know where to go
>>70889085
Avoid Chicago in the winter, that is all. Also careful which neighbor you're going through.
>>70889161
>implying you grow out of rock
That's rap you dingus
>>70889185
>thin crust
>he doesnt listen to mongol/slavic hymn fusion
>>70889230
no dumpass you grow out of rock and into rap
>>70889185
Your puny little weeb self couldn't handle 5 pounds of cheese anyways
>>70889287
your mom couldnt handle my 5 pounds either
A family with small loud children moved into the apartment next to me.
>Why yes I listen to niggers yelling poems about being poor
>>70889285
'No'
Can't for BASED Bernie to BTFO conservitard grandpa Ted Cruz tmrw
>>70889336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvrKzmkdBTI
>group of 4 blacks have been talking outside my window for the last 10 minutes
p. scared right now senpai
>>70889287
why don't you pour tomato sauce and mozzarella into an oil barrel and use that for your pie tin?
>>70889334
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
>>70889287
>pineapple
fuck you
Childhood is listening to Rock
Adulthood is realizing Rap is much better
>>70889373
>Being scared of black people
>>70889335
My neighbour put out peanut butter laced with poison to kill squirrels, might work in this scenario.
there's not much difference between /brit/ and /cum/
both are equally shite
Important
http://www.strawpoll.me/12284879
Please take into consideration the surrounding areas.
Rap nowadays is terrible recycled nonsense and it says a lot about the quality of /cum/
>>70889404
they look unironically look they are from the ghetto. I has a beanie even though its 70 outside
when i move out my life will truly begin
>>70889437
Boston really is the only one I'd visit. Maybe Seattle but I'd rather go visit rural Washington that dwell in urbanite central
>>70889437
Picked chicago hoping you get shot
>>70889437
I want you to get killed, take tha in consideration ;^)
>>70889437
Been to Boston twice, would totally recommend it. The Cambridge area is a very nice area worth visiting.
>>70889394
Ananas goes on pizza!
>>70889490
Oh there's a cheap flight to Washington DC as well
Maybe I can meet Trump