ITT: We pretend to be American Hi I'm Dan from Minnesota

>>70879505
Hi im tyler from california and even tho english is my first and only language i actually cant speak it very well because my countrys education system is terrible.
I weigh 320lbs and im 5'8" because i use retarded units. I hate anyone with a different opinion and i eat fast food 4 days a week

Let me tell you why your country isn't white

*opens up my folder containing hundreds of images of European population statistics*

>>70879596
Did i mention how fat ugly and stupid i am?

Hey y'all, I'm Chuck from North Carolina, wanna see my collection of aircraft carrier photos?

>>70879505
Hi I'm clyde I fucked my sister

Hi I'm Osman from Stuttgart. Let me tell you just how white and Aryan that Turkey is.

*opens folder containing hundreds of cherry picked/Photoshopped images of Turkish people*

Hey did you guys watch the Super Bowl last night? What was your favorite commercial?

Hi, my name is Shaniqua and I'm a grill, Im looking for a sweet guy to take me to places and pay for my stuff.

>>70879505
wassup dan? i notice you have a german flag, i thought you are AMERICAN and not a nazi? anyway, i'm Kenneth but you can call me Ken. I was born and raised in West Virginia. i'm 50% British, 25% Irish, 12.5% French and 12.5% African American.

>>70879980
Whoa there Ken are you accusing me of being a Nazi???
>West Virginia
My GOD you are the epitome of a nazi you fucking Trump voter!

*shoots ken*
*gets praised by CNN*

Hi, I'm Jon and I'm decent guy as long as nobody asks me about my country's war crimes.

Hey y'all my name is bobby smith the third, earlier today a cop infringed my rights when he asked me how I'm doing so I grabbed my AR-15 and asked him if I'm being detained.
Then when he finally let me leave I shot up my school

>>70879980
>West Virginians
>admitting they're black
5/10

>>70880119
AM I BEING DETAINED?????