An American rapes a 2500 year old mummy

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>>70871596
usually their making 2.5 year olds mummies

>>70871596
hello abdul, but america is a continent. so you call call him usaian or usaish.

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>>70871649
wow singapore, im proud of you

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>>70871596
>be ancient Egyptian noble
>spend shitloads on a fancy tomb to be buried in with lots of care taken to mummify your corpse
>get stolen and raped by foreginers

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>>70871596
>rape
as opposed to a consensual sex with a mummy?

>>70872183
i know, MILFS always consent

>>70872183
>he doesn't perform necromancy through sacrifices to Anubis to get consent from the dead before putting his dick in shriveled up 1000+ years old corpses
leafs, everibody...

>>70872111
That hurt. They should take advantage of this accident and try to get them back

>American probably gave himself some ancient curse

Justice will run its course lads.

>>70871596
>burger with mummy issues

>Amerilard misinterprets the meaning of "MILF"

>>70871596
>americans literally raping culture

>>70872369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae6MPLgcC5Y

lol no, we care too much.

>>70871596
How about 2500 years old mommy???

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>The mummy was slightly damaged during Mr. Monroe’s sexual assaults, particularly in the groin area, but is still in rather good condition.
>The corpse is believed to have belonged to a man of the upper class, who died around 500 BC.
>>>man

>>70875271
Amerifags

>>70871596
pranked

>>70871596
Is this another "satirical" news site?

imagine being that individual and knowing that would be your body's fate one day throughout thousands of years

wow

makges you think

>>70875858
id be dead what do i care

>>70875079
Still would rather have them home even if in a poorer condition.
>>70875620
no
>>70875858
I'm sure it crossed his mind since it was kinda a thing in ancient Egypt too

>>70876408
I read the "about us".
It has to be satire. Or else ex mossad and their award winning journalists need to find better shit to make up

>>70876489
Yeah apparently it is fake. An old one too

>>70875271
what a faggot