/asean/

>>70870266
indon is too big of a shit hole to be managed
if only soekarno hadn't been a big majapahitboo who had obsessed with muh nusantara, we could have had lesser clay, lesser people, and lesser problems

>>70870824
You order it then.

In all seriousness, am I the only one who likes Champ? For some reason a lot of people hate it but I like it, if only because the patty is quite thick for its price.

nth for seize your destiny indonesia

>>70870953
Gib Sumatera pls.

>>70871045
I eat it when I'm to lazy to have a "standard rice lunch"

>>70871055
Funny you'd say that, a certain singer has a song called "Carpe Diem" (carpe diem more or less meaning "seize the moment" or "seize the day").

>>70871094
I like it better than the Big Mac, at least.

I need bondage

>Champ
???

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>>70871109
Grope butt

>>70871088
Only half

>>70871114
Jollibee bigmac

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>>70871143
No. I want the whole Sumatera.

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>>70871114

>>70871143
Half plus Riau Islands, right?

>>70870964
she had black curly hair but the same skin tone as a filipino, I just found it unusual because most asians in general have straight hair and she was qt

How come Philippines never into Hinduism and Buddhism even though the other ASEAN countries at point in their histories became Buddhist or Hindu?

>>70871166
Imagine that if we can connect the peninsular and Sarawak via long bridge like the one in Scandi lands. The only obstacles are Indonesia getting in the straight path.

>>70871223
we have abos here too,they're called aeta and they're the original inhabitants of the islands
she probably had an aeta ancestor

>>70871242
we have bootleg hinduism

>>70871242
Borneo never had Hiduism Buddhism here, not even traces of ancient temples. Peninsular, yes.

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is Taiwan /asean/ now?

>>70871158
how much is a regular jolibee set in us dollars?

>>70871376
less than 2 dollars

>>70871376
1 Chickenjoy value meal (1 pc Chicken and soda) is about $1.5. The Champ is about $3.

>>70871088
you can have aceh

>>70871143
Please do not hurt me ;-;

>>70871406
wtf i love the philippines now here in sk usually lotteria or macdonald a regular set is 6-7dollars i wanna try jolibee some day

>>70871369
fuck off

go to your gay east asia thread you slanted eye fuck

>>70871439
that's quite cheap though you're fucking lucky i heard philippines has lots of nice foods by the way

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>>70871166
Well if you guys also move your capital to Palembang, you can have whole Sumatera, and dont forget to made him a king

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>>70871510
>ywn triggered the most powerful race on earth by one image
duterte plz forgive my sin

>>70871369
Yes and gib Taiwan qt now

>>70871369
Why would you want to be?

For the girls(male) ?

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>>70871634

How come the militants still won't rally against Duterte despite all the bullshit he's done and even when he publicly declared the NPA to be terrorists (actually a true statement)?

>>70871166
you can have my heart

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>>70871651
>>70871676
i am a manlet here
don't have qt Taiwanese to give
>>70871697
this meme had really gone too far now

>>70871369
Fuck off. You're chink and dont speak Austronesians.

>>70871369
tell my relatives I said hi and that the philippine branch is doing fine

>>70871900
Well you can be a qt trap. Now show me your boipucci

>>70871585
We can't really trust a person who never sit on Sultanate's throne for such a long time. So we'll send our Johorean young prince over there first to govern.

>>70871900
Where in Taiwan do you live? Do you know LisAni Taiwan and Animax Musix Taiwan?

>>70870824
Is this Need For Speed: Fastfood Drift?

>>70871697
>picking on democratic, highly educated and nice Chinese people
>but bowdown and lick feet when the commies do it

You are all worthless monkeys

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>>70872108
really make you think
>>70872167
okie, i will make your filipino bro live well in Taiwan

>>70872339
>720,000?

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>>70872339
HOL UP

WE WUZ HAKA 'N SHEEEIT

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>>70872259
>Flipbong 'humor'

>>70872339
>3.Madagascar
>4.Malaysia

>>70872339
my chink relatives silly boy

>>70872237
No, send your qt loli princess instead, I dont mind ruled by her, and when she old enough we can make another qt children

>>70872503
>flip reading comprehension

i want a chink gf
hahahaha

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>>70872198
not so fast, you have to earn my trust first
>>70872242
>banchiao district

of course i know, bunch of weeboo here like to attend event like that

>>70872503
>there are more Malays in Madagascar
hehehehehe

>>70872845
I have your trust. Time to dress up

>>70872765
No loli princess. You have no legally recognized Sultan since the massacre of Sumatera sultanates, so the prince is fit to rule the revived land since they're cousins of the massacred sultanates after all. They also keep the legacy and relics of Almarhum and Almarhummah sultanate of Sumatera as well.

>>70872846
Not Malay, Austronesian.
>reading comprehe--
Oh no, your not human, you're a cow.

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>>70873057
That wasn't me. I am not a cow you idiot

Yo what's happening in Myanmar? Why are buddhists stabbing babies and shit.

>>70872815
no,it is you who could not comprehend what I was implying

>>70873122
Are you not a cow? Solve this captcha.

On his farm he had some _ _ _s.
E I E I O
And it MOo, Moo here and it moo moo there.
Everywhere it Moo MOO.
What am I? I am a _ _ _ .

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>>70873515
ENOUGH >~<

Time to pay for all you done to me

>>70873569
WRONG. Recaptcha?

>>70873733
Recaptcha in your ass

Moo

>>70873858
Dirty little faggot. Show your boipucci and I'll deflower it.

>>70874060
I am in lecture now

>>70874103
well I'm in you now
something so lewd in class,so scandalous

>>70874177
Yes. That is very lewd. Please come out of me now

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>>70872108
>chink
Bruh

>>70871125
>implying, implied, implications
relax m8 sheesh, why are you so defensive? im just messing around. its not like im gonna do anything with your phone i was planning to return it to you but its gonna cost ye

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>Digong is über-pissed at Reds now

But I thought he was a hardcore commie sympathizer according to /asean/ NEETs

Welp, seems like you got btfo again

>>70871369
Technically, you should be

>>70874315
okay China, stop playing Singapoor... I can smell your communism from here.

>>70874315
Fuck off gommies chink. There's a fucking HUGE land in China. Why bother living here? Reunite with your chinky ancestors and never come back here.

>>70874556
No. Not until the Hancing out of that place.

>>70874225
y-you don't like it?

>>70874934
>insinuating Singapore still belongs to Malaysia
KEK
E
K

>>70874489
Meh I'll gave it 3weeks tops then peace talks again

>>70875007
I don't because it is I who should be in (You)

>>70875009
Go and drink NEWater

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>>70873569

>>70875037
NEWater is cleaner than your tap water, you jelly?

>>70871822
No money yet
Let's wait until they actually go at it

Also some of them are in senate hearings trolling the tax hike proceedings

>>70875064
DELET (´･Д･)」

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>>70875132
Yes

>erp with steam bf
>he cum
>set status to offline
>i havent finish
jibai singaporeans

>>70875218
Kinda sad. I wouldn't be that mean to you

>>70875132
no because I'm too busy guzzling cum

>>70875037
but I really want to

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>>70875679
You really want to have my cum in your boipuss?

"Bagaikan lembu dicucuk hidung"

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>>70875834
celaka

>>70875009
Not Malaysia, Sultan Johor. You are under His Majesty's mercy, didn't you know that? If China can blatanly claims the sea using an old map, why not His Majesty? ;^) Singapura is rightfully and forever, Johor Sultanate's clay.

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cow princess is perpetually lewd

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>>70875928
this is the flag of Malaxia :^)

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>>70876239
That's right little bitch. Now bend over

>>70875362
can you stop replying to me
your forehead so big i dont want to erp with you la

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rightful Philippine clay

you dark ugly bastards

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rightful Philippine flag (not the same one as Spain's flag)

>>70876331
It is just camera angle you baka. Now ERP with me. I wanna fap

>>70876251
Bakla putang ina mo

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>>70876312
who're you calling little?

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>>70876383
You. I am tall and you are kinda short. So you are little and petite. Which makes it all the more fun to hear your moans

>>70876368
At least there's no nigger negré negroes here. ;8^)

>>70876251
no

Can we all just agree that if America decides to let its dick out in China,

/asean/ would be fucked.

cri no more nasi lemak cos we all die

>>70876368
at least we're not rude to strangers

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Kpop

>>70876459
It's no about joining the winning side, it's about standing your ground and going down blazing with dignity.

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>>70876506
You will dress up like Yerin when I fug you

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>>70876506
jpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0064irDvY2s

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>>70876512
I'd sign myself up, last minute marry someone, send her somewhere after fucking her.

Then go to battle, die with dignity. Wife tells son/daugther about his/her father protecting their country

Be the next Leftenan Adnan.

>>70876506
whitethighbutblackencunt

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>>70876576
Flipbong can take video like the cuck he is

>>70876506
No, we're going green nowadays, say no to plastic..bags.

>>70876461
says te guy who stabs strangers

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>>70876431
I'm not short.you take that back!

>>70876672
I've never pointed a blade at anyone before
this is a very rude thing to say

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>>70876506
gaypop

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>tfw no qt filipina civil engineer gf

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>>70876618
That's badass tb.h

>be PFC Nestor Acero
>took part in the battle of Sibalo Hill 1972 against MNLF
>best friend from basic training and other marine wounded
>decides to act as bait so the wounded and his fellow marines could withdraw
>body retrieval teams later found Acero's dead body surrounded by multiple MNLF corpses while still cradling his friend's body

>be Rodelio Caballes (a Butanon just like me)
>be police officer
>get waken up one night
>see 30 armed NPA men shooting at neighbours house
>instead of retreating decides to take out his M16 and start firing at NPA
>retreat inside his house and make last stand
>with wife helping him with the bullets
>NPA forced to retreat
>11 NPAs found dead

more like sillypenis mirite

I want to SEX a cute Jollibee girl employee.

>>70876506
gay fuck normie shit
/r/equesting some qt anime webms

>>70876737
How tall are you?

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>>70877428
170

>>70877287
subhuman commies can't shoot properly tho

>>70877314
what did she mean by this?

>>70877287
I wish my last name was as cool as Acero

>>70877587
Tall for a girl. I like

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>>70876558
>>70876576
>>70876620
>>70876628
>>70877174
>>70877388
NO

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>>70878145
you like?

>>70878232
Ok. What is your height and penis size?

>>70878246
I like you. Not too short and kinda tall for a girl, means I don't have to bend down too much whenever we kiss

>>70878232
even their acting is fake

>>70878232
when will you start posting cute ulzzang boys?

my satellite, are you here tonight?

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>>70878294
>too much
there you go again

>>70879547
What did I do?

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>Pink = more women
>Blue = more men
>Green = equal
Why are you still single, /asean/?

>>70881506
>blue = more men(female)

PUTANG INANG MGA HOTPOCKETS NA KULTONG DILAW GUMISING KAYO AT BUMALIK KAYO SA TRABAHO NYO


MGA BATUGAN TALAGA ANG MGA ULOL