Real footy edition
why do cuba and puerto rico have the same flag?
the mexican is a chicano who returned to mexico
why do aussies and kiwis have the same flag?
>>70863243
why do australia and new zealand have the same flag?
make it till you make it, remember these wise words
>>70863258
new zealand is a state of australia
>>70863267
how do i get my tortillas to stop breaking when i roll them?
stayed up to get some work done thinking i would be in bed by 2
shooting hemorrhoid foam up my ass. fuck my life
70863258
the digimon hahahaha
>>70863299
What's the best way to marinate carne asada?
ask the digimon he wants to be part of /brit/
Say what you like about him, at least when he's setting up his false flag to take control of the judiciary, he does it shamelessly.
>>70863282
Cuba is PR bizarro version
Cuba >>>>>>> where the digimon lives
thought i was in /cum/ but no there are just a shitload of yanks and mexicunts in this thread
How did you lads do at the ruggers today?
aussie rorke
would make a bad undercover agent
>>70863390
I'm gonna have to leave this thread to save it from all the mexican spam. He keeps following me around smelling my arse every thread I pot in
Let's do some OC lads
that's what the digimon wants to believe...............
>>70863423
Shut up butt sniffer
>>70863468
watching that movie right now actually, closing this thread as i post this to avoid spoilers.
17 days...
for what?
Nonwhites are the real racists
>poo >england gaytriots won
not believing this completely scripted manufactured plastic boring shite for a SECOND
>>70863421
>>70863468
i think i like this gimmick
>>70863476
the flashbacks are actually the future
>>70863524
>>70863476
Her kid dies
>>70863510
The absolute fucking state of the world
Just soak in these numbers and try to type out: "we are not being brainwashed"
>>70863588
Never even heard of the 2nd and 3rd song tbqf
rorkes utterly btfo last night
>>70863588
can't corrupt what's already frazzled
Not going to work tomorrow lads.
Snowy and I've had a migraine all weekend.
Post your favourite Synthwave songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jkuk-h6D9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQkpVZEdYzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l02X8RmW8IE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXY85fzxzLQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afSjekgcalI
>watched the first half
>go to bed thinking it's over ogre
>Watch the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Did everyone enjoy the superb owl?
>>70863753
overall no
the comeback was pretty spectacular but the sport itself is flawed
>>70863476
kid has cancer
the aliens need help from humans in the future because one is dying so they go to them in the past to tell them how to speak the language which actually is the language of time and teaches you how to see through time as you learn it
>>70863601
i though patriots were the rorkes
this is basically trump and brexit again
trump's team won
MEESA GAY
>>70863789
not really. patriots were the favourites. trump was the underdog.
clinton won the superb owl
>>70863786
who gives a shit about the actual game
>British culture
>Yankball
Ah, yes.
Quite.
>>70863811
Pretty sure he means the team Trump was rooting for.
Not sure if he was, but I think it was Tom Brady on the patriots who was an outspoken Trump supporter.
Ah no a fucking leaf
>>70863816
lady gaga didn't even have a message for rorkes so how can you say rasheed won
>>70863835
>>70863833
>>70863820
Why don't you guys frott ? :3
>no /epl/
>no /rug/
>only handegg gloating
Grim
>>70863840
>lady gaga didn't even have a message for rorkes
yes she did:
>Lady Gaga Opens Super Bowl LI Halftime Show With Tribute to America
reminder that rorkes HATE america and everything it stands for
>>70863868
It's depressing
I was having a nice convo about 6N tipping and 10 minutes later the thread was gone.
too much sitting around has ruined my body lads
can't be fucked to get in shape though
then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like...I like you
>>70863916
loser ahahahahahaha
>>70863916
>liking a girl who doesn't like you back
can't imagine being this much of a runt
>>70863926
not a loser, a maverick
>>70863878
i can't tell if you're being ironic or not because of your flag
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38872538
Queenie is starting to look like a bit of a porker lads
>not a loser, a maverick
Some poles just showed up at my bus stop both with cans of lager in their hands
Very impressive
>>70864000
i may not play by the rules but, by christ i get results
>>70863899
how fucked?
Woke up on my couch at 3am and checked on the superbowl. It was tied and I think just starting the final quarter
Was it eciting?
>>70864051
not at all....
>>70864069
I meant your body pal, how fucked is it?
>>70864036
stop baiting 'doras you pathetic specimen
sometimes I like to pretend to be a virgin here for baiting purposes
virgin posting is always a good laugh
>>70864083
There are unironic virgins here? ppffff BAHAHAHA
>>70864077
a fair amount, it's extremely runty
not fat or anything but I have very little muscle. could probably be knocked over by a light breeze.
>>70864100
-_-
>>70863999
thicc desu senpai
open world games are shit
._.
Geordie accent > Scottish accent > Irish accent > Welsh Accent > West County accent > London accent > Yorkshire accent >> Dutch accent >>> East Anglia accent
>>70864105
Could be worse, if you were fat you'd be properly fucked. I went for a walk a year or two ago on some hill and the wind was so strong i couldn't stand up, bit stiff.
>>70864145
OHOHOHOHHOHOHOHO
BIT OF A JOKER AREN'T YOU
>>70864145
Scottish > Irish > Yorkshire > shite
>>70864130
>>70864145
Scouse>Geordie>Scottish
>>70864176
great game
What's wrong with being a virgin?
>>70864162
One of my professors is a Geordie and he has the most soothing voice I've ever heard. But he spent a decade at Oxford so it might be slightly irregular for the region.
>>70864151
I guess
kind of think of fat people as inhabiting a different dimension though haha, like I'd never shag a fatty the same way as I'd never shag a cupboard or an oven
>>70864201
Nothing wrong with it at all, there's something wrong with virginposting though.
>tfw have the virgin post
>>70864210
>there's something wrong with _unironic_ virginposting though.
fix'd
ironic virgin posting is a valuable element in the make up of /brit/
He is a Turk, Circassian, Jew and most importantly a Yank.
>>70864230
Feel as if that was implied pal, good on you though.
>>70864238
And he's the head of MI5, MI6 and all of our Embassies
RIP UK
>>70864243
ah fair shout then. bit slow in the head, so I am.
>>70864145
Ah yes the "Irish accent", the "Scottish accent".
>>70864271
mate whether you're posh edinburgh scot or a povvo glasgow one your accent is clearly identifiable as scottish
Ben Sherman polo
Any big willies around
Just reading some old articles about Julian Assange
Mad to think he's been in that embassy nearly 5 years
>>70864271
I liked that too
>>70864264
I'm not the brightest of the bunch either, nothing wrong with a bit of clarification.
>>70864300
Didn't he say he would leave once Chelsea Manning was pardoned
>>70864271
By Scottish I meant Edinburgh, not Glasgow or the rest of the North.
By Irish I meant whatever the main city is relevant up in Northern Ireland (Belfast?)
>>70864300
dya reckon he watches much netflix?
>>70864318
He did.
He also said he'd turn up at court after he was granted bail.
The guy's just a manipulative liar in general
https://u.teknik.io/pgnPg.mp3
>>70864323
Hello yes this is Edinburgh, should i visit canadia and get a gf?
why do leafs still posting here
Chinese engines
>>70864300
>spent 5 years inside continuously except for leaning out of a window once in a while
living the NEET dream
very angry rn lads
>>70864343
what could possibly convince someone to click on a link like that
he is angry
>>70864360
They had to give him a tanning bed so he didn't die from lack of sunlight.
>>70864329
His room must reek from masturbating like a teenager and shitposting from bed
Must be sick of Ecuadorean food by now
>>70864376
It's just a song i like lad.
>>70864397
The twink bf
>all those likes
>most people who watched this were probably Scottish
Why are Scots so insecure about their culture?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1CB-D1TtXc
>>70864402
obviously an e-poz for my hard drive's neg-port
post a youtube link or go kill yourself
>>70864394
i think they send a runner to get him maccies once in a while
>>70864394
>His room must reek from masturbating like a teenager and shitposting from bed
same desu
>mfw some fresher at uni has to inherit my smelly room soon
What gets you out of bed every morning?
>>70864414
Absolute mong, rude to boot
>>70864397
is that a female (male), pretending to be a male (female)
>>70864445
it's a bender (bender) being a bender (bender)
>>70864438
decent idea though, will have to find a way to capitalise on people clicking malicious links
Got a fat cock
>>70864445
Criedwolves
PhD in salmon
So why hasn't he left the embassy?
I thought their cars counted as protected as well so they can just drive him to an airport?
So much studying to do ugh...
>>70864435
hunger, thirst, needing a poo or wee
>>70864502
Get to it
>>70864493
Because he doesn't want to go on trial for raping someone
>>70864502
uni is the last easy part of your life for a while
>>70864502
Ah yes the need a degree to get a job meme. Good one that
>>70864502
same urgh
>>70864522
But if the police can;t drag him out of the car because it's still embassy property, can't they just drive to an airport and fuck off?
Or hell, get on the Eurostar and fly from France
>>70864530
Get to it
>>70864529
t. Dropped out and folds socks in H&M for a living
>>70864522
umm it's because he'll get extradited to the usa instantly
>>70864557
Doing better than most grads. A lot of them won't have any customer experience
>>70864562
It's Sweden who wants to extradite him not the US.
Going to Sweden doesn't make it easier for the US to extradite him.
>>70864465
Not a funny joke mate
>not doing a trade
i make more money than most people with master's degrees (who make more than phds except for the math and physics lads who go to work for hedge funds)
>>70864590
wasn't a joke
just a coincidence that mexico's richest man is a crypto jew
>>70864589
sweden want to question him even though he hasn't been charged with anything. sweden bend their knees to any us gubmt pressure
>>70864619
best salsa recipe?
had a killer wank to lady gaga
>>70864589
give it literally 3 minutes of googling then come back and we can talk about it
need to assume you have a basic understanding of the situation before i'm prepared to go any further
>>70864619
Just having your head attached to your shoulders makes you a rich Mexican
just a coincidence that mexico's most notable intellectual is a jew
reminder to not feed el gordo (You)s, he is an objectively bad poster
>tfw horny as fuck and fishing a used wank tissue out of the bin to use
just a coincidence that 70864663 is a jew too
>>70864610
Off yourself.
>>70864626
>>70864644
Explain how it's easier for the US to extradite him from Sweden than the UK.
>>70864678
he's not in the UK, he's currently in ecuadorian sovereign territory you absolute weapon
>the peepooblic of direland
>>70864678
because he's not in the uk he's in ecuador and britain has no business holding assange (habeas corpus)
>>70864698
well that was rude
>>70864665
Pics. x
Anyone else's life feel Iike a tragic fucking mistake?
>>70864710
>beaten by scroatland
@70864675
what cheese should i use in my quesadillas?
>>70864746
knob
>>70864730
Still a bit annoyed about that
Threw my GrandSlam on superbru
Do tradies outside of Australia get paid well?
>>70864682
>>70864698
Answer the question please. Why would the US request that Sweden extradite the rapist from the UK and not just extradite him themselves?
yanks wearing stone island...not sure how i feel about this..
>>70864730
when
haven't played em in like 2 years
>>70864772
he's in ecuador dumbfuck
hello friends
>>70864768
Here they do especially if you live in a union friendly state you can get to 6 figures in a year
>>70864806
fuck off
>>70864784
He's in the Ecuadorian embassy in the UK. Sweden has requested his extradition from the UK not Ecuador.
>>70864768
not here. it's just thickos and polish lads working for peanuts.
>>70864772
a) he's essentially in ecuador
b) usa wants him for spying, but to garner support they have pressured sweden to make the official extradition request, and will make their own extradition request with sweden (which will be accepted without a doubt) once he arrives in sweden
c) sweden wants him for rape
d) extradition is an agreed between police forces not a team of commandos breaking in and taking the person
are you literally autistic?
>>70864822
what are your plans for today friend
daily reminder that assange is a hoax
@70864840
refried beans - yay or nay?
>>70864825
he's not in the uk so he can't be extradited
jesus fuck you're a slow one
>>70864825
>>70864682
>he's currently in ecuadorian sovereign territory
Don't think embassies in the UK are covered by that 'soil' thing. The American embassy is definitely not US soil.
>>70864835
>>70864861
>being baited this easily
for shame
>>70864838
umm well finish off my beer from last night and sleep
you?
>i was only pretending to be a retard
>>70864808
6 figures US? Wild, I thought the meme was that they earned nothing.
>>70864830
There's always plenty of english and irish goobers here looking for work
>>70864875
brekky then see how it goes from there
Car (literally) won't start. Going to be late for work which is cool. Just hope they don't take my lunch break away to compensate
>>70864869
the soil thing is a myth but effectively he's under the power of the ecuadorian state. the met would cause a diplomatic crisis were they to just barge into an embassy and arrest someone
apprentice is late for work
if he gives me some spiel about his car again I'm gonna fucking spark him out
>>70863548
>>70863539
>>70863766
aha dumb cunts i just finished the movie, better luck next time.
>>70864896
Take a sicky
Just fucked with some cunts car. Hope he's late for work
>>70864835
>>70864861
>a) he's essentially in ecuador
No he's in the Ecuadorian embassy in the UK. That's why Sweden has requested the extradition from the UK and not Ecuador.
>b) usa wants him for spying, but to garner support they have pressured sweden to make the official extradition request, and will make their own extradition request with sweden (which will be accepted without a doubt) once he arrives in sweden
Makes absolutely no sense, why would the US need to wait till he's in Sweden till they could extradite him? All it does it make it harder because if he goes to Sweden the US extradition has to be approved by both the UK courts and the Swedish courts.
>c) sweden wants him for rape
Yeah because he's a rapist, you should probably consider whether it's worth your time defending a rapist.
>d) extradition is an agreed between police forces not a team of commandos breaking in and taking the person
Not sure how this is relevant
morning lads
one of my employees is late again, says his car "LITERALLY wont start"
shall be taking his lunch break away.
some spastic just called me out to come and fix his car. going to charge him an arm and a leg and take my time to properly fuck up his day
>70864936
Bait, pretty bad bait too
>>70864936
>Yeah because he's a rapist, you should probably consider whether it's worth your time defending a rapist.
no wonder why he was a ""dissident"" when clinton was secretary of state
Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child.
The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the “Law of One” or global oneness. They are also advocates for love and peace on this planet.
They are mostly born into the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution, which means they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing. They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth dimensional level of full Christ consciousness, and then from there to the thirteenth dimension, which represents universal consciousness.
Crystal children’s auras aren’t specifically opalescent, but are octarine, which is a color that isn’t in the normal visual range of human eyes, but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them. To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all, therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away.
The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don’t mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful.
>>70864938
yes
>>70864950
Everything I don't like is bait
>>70864894
>I thought the meme was that they earned nothing
That's an outright lie peddled by the "everyone needs to go to uni" crowd
I'm a roughneck and I make more than the engineers at the wells
>>70864938
yea
>>70864936
yes, he's effectively under the political control of the ecuadorian government.
the extradition request gets given to the government with the police force that would arrest the person, so seeing as he's in the ecuadorian embassy in the uk, once he leaves who is likely to arrest him?
>>70864936
Embassies technically are sovereign from the host nation as in it's Ecuadorean clay under the law that's why British police can't enter it
Need a tennis gf
just had a cheeky dateariane fap
>>70864961
>>70864973
youre not morninglads
>>70864936
I will need to ask you this mate, are you actually autistic? You seem to interpret things in a very concrete and simplistic way, see the same thing in my sperg mate
>girl who says she won't have sex less than 6 dates in
*binned*
>>70864991
t. alexis
>>70865002
alright
>>70864981
>>70864989
>>70865004
What does any of things to do what I've said? Do any of you actually have an argument?
COOOOOOMFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm9a8b_kQvE
>>70865020
STEF
MY LAD
>>70865020
please read what i wrote about you being autistic mate, it's a genuine query
Mad how Tom Brady likes trump and he wins the super bowl while everyone that disses trump has something bad happen to them
>>70865045
>Gets btfo
>Y-y-ou have autism!!
>9.10am
>already getting baited by a full punctuation phoneposter
alright lads, 'ss
https://en.lichess.org/OzDSkM5D
feel like I have missed out on something even though I have never watched american football before
>>70865062
>btfo
how? everyone explained why you were wrong, and then you just ignored them
seems like you may be projecting
>>70865081
Point out where anything I said was wrong
>>70865060
i've dissed trump multiple times and once won a tenner on a scratchcard which i think you'll find makes a mockery of your theory tbphwy
>>70865086
>he's a rapist
hmm innocent until proven guilty my man
>he's in the UK
he's effectively in Ecuador at the moment, to the extent that British police will not enter that territory to arrest someone
>not knowing that the USA is pressuring Sweden for extradition/or even how extradition actually works
bit sad really
now please, are you genuinely autistic?
>>70865072
dropping the first 'llable only works if the word has more than one 'llable you dumb fuck
tired of seeing this gimmick being bastardised
what was the meltdown on /sp/ like today lads
>>70865132
't 'e 't
'k 'a: 'p 'y 'r 'm 'y 'd 't 'e 't 'e
>>70865141
Yanks ruined the board for everyone else by spamming unnecessary post-match shite.
Same as every year but worse because of the Falcons choke.
>>70864954
Old but still holds true for me
>>70865153
Ey up duck. If yous going t' shop, gis us a barm will yous t'.
'ms'y 'cade
>>70865131
>hmm innocent until proven guilty my man
You're right, let's have him go on trial and prove his innocence.
>he's effectively in Ecuador at the moment, to the extent that British police will not enter that territory to arrest someone
How is this relevant to what I said. He's in the Ecuadorian embassy in the UK. The extradition is from the UK.
>>not knowing that the USA is pressuring Sweden for extradition/or even how extradition actually works
>bit sad really
Since you're such an expert you can explain how it's easier for the US to request his extradition from Sweden than from the UK, despite the fact his extradition would have to go through two courts of law that way.
>>70865132
'at he 'ck 'id 'u 'st 'ing 'ay 'out 'e, 'u 'ttle 'itch?
' ' ' ' '.
>>70865172
Nobody will be able to translate that
you are now thinking how old your parents are
https://en.lichess.org/OzDSkM5D
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>>70865201
gimmick idea: drop every letter from every word except the last one
Donald Trump
>>70865231
'e 'k
>>70865232
Dolan Drumpf
business idea: dropkick her majesty on twitch tv stream
(((pepe the frog))) stands for argonian supremacy and their subversion of the financial system
>>70865252
O KURRRWAAAA
business idea: build wall around Poland
>>70865252
Realistic business idea: clean toilets for a living
business idea: cease to be an independent polity for 200 years
Business idea: make it illegal to be rich
>>70865259
>to go home of polish scum
anglos cant even use google translate properly
BI: a phone that will get charged every time you throw it in fire
mad how poland is going to become stronger and more relevant than the uk coz of brexit
>>70865193
>let him be extradited to the usa for treason
hmm nah
>the extradition is from the UK
yes, and the UK police will comply with it when he's in an area under their authority
>easier to request extradition
most of the things he's likely to be tried for in the USA aren't illegal here, which is why you need the inter-rim of sweden and the rape charge in order to get him to a country which can extradite him to the USA without an obvious lapse in the rules
business idea: reunite with lithuania
>A job seeker with an English name was offered three times the number of interviews than an applicant with a Muslim name, a BBC test found.
disgraceful, rorkes can't defend this
>>70865316
No one likes Muzzies.
got he February blues
>no one likes Muzzies
The bigoted state of England my G-d.
>>70865296
>most of the things he's likely to be tried for in the USA aren't illegal here, which is why you need the inter-rim of sweden and the rape charge in order to get him to a country which can extradite him to the USA without an obvious lapse in the rules
So things the US wants to put him on trial for aren't illegal here but are illegal in Sweden? Is there any evidence for this?
ah just admit it you'd be glad to see the old cunt dropkicked
>>70865353
*deluges*
>>70865316
>many people don't want to be served by muslims
>many muslims refuse to serve alcohol
In a restaurant/bar job, they wouldn't be as good as they'd offer the customers a worse experience. If they aren't as good, they shouldn't get the job.
business idea: muslim-run pubs
This land is your land This land is my land
>>70865400
>mental gymnastics
where was bar work mentioned? Try to not let your bigotry cloud your judgement of the facts
business idea: coconut shy but with muslims as the coconuts
business idea: put all muslims on the sex offenders list
>>70865419
technically the land is ours
fret not we'll give you one or two voivodeships
>>70865193
>Let's have him prove his innocence
Not how it works
business idea: exchange goods and services for legal tender
>>70865463
fuck capitalism
>>70865463
taxation is theft
business idea: extradite the entire ecuadorian embassy to australia via Kyrgyzstan using a russian boat and a chinese owned beluga plane and then charge him with impersonating a police officer in new zealand to make it easier for ecuador to de-claim the embassy and therefore allow the UK police forces to undertake their international obligations
>Gender is a learned thing and gender roles are social concepts
>There is a such thing as a male brain or a female brain and you can be born with the wrong one
well, which is it?
>>70865259
UK = the island of losers.
AHAAHAHAHAHAH
that superb owl was amazing.
its a shame i have no friends to talk about it with
do cranes have cameras at the end of the jib lads? i'm doing a wank but can see the jib of a crane and its putting me off
business idea: change my first name to Wentworth
>>70865502
Kyrgyzstan is landlocked
>>70865523
i feel if i were in the uk i would just always assume there was at least one camera pointed at me
>>70865532
poland is shit
>>70865548
oi watch it
>>70865527
fag
business idea: pose as a lifeguard and laugh maniacally at all the people drowning in the deep end
>>70865546
one nation under cctv
>>70865420
When i mentioned bar work. Muslims are less educated and therefore more likely to apply to menial jobs
>>70865546
*looks at untaped webcam on laptop lid*
bruh... you just blew my mind...
>>70865517
KUUURWWAAAAAAAAA PIEROGI POLISH DEATH CAMPS
>>70863749
did the same thing
waifu on point
True or False?
Mammoths still walked the Earth when the Great Pyramid was being built.
>>70865583
oh okay so you're just deflecting away from the core point of the study? try to have some academic integrity rorke
>>70865548
and were going to turn western yurope into shit as well,just like us, like it should have happened during the cold war.
>>70865610
true my favorite good lad on wrangel island
>>70865610
False
They were driven to extinction c. 10,000 BCE
>>70865610
some say they mammoths still exist, in my trousers
Never send a threat, it only hurts your own cause. Send pertinent questions and mockery, there is no defence against these.
>>70865624
The core point of the study is exactly my point. The sorts of jobs they apply for is exactly the sorts of jobs they wouldn't be good at, hence changing averages :^)
>>70865610
false i think
reckon the last one died just a few hundred years before, wasn't it 4500 bc or something
>>70865633
dumb nonce lol
>>70865574
>ameribibles unironically say one nation under god
me and the lass
>>70865631
Good work m8
True. A tiny population survived on the isolated Wrangel Island until 1650 BCE.
Tom Brady suspects Super Bowl jersey was stolen after game
pooresident toilet bog fart
>>70865688
all me
>>70865675
We are all under God
>>70865652
you're bringing your own unfounded biases to try to discredit an argument that undermines your point of view, it's textbook stuff really
>>70865688
Used it to wipe my arse
>>70865591
Enjoy the civil war there
Im glad I left your shithole and wont have to participate in it.
Your shithole of a "country" is more corrupt than the USSR ever was.