Russia thred Say something good about Russia

>>70863040
Tecak best russian man

Big empire, it was alright

>>70863047
Hello tea lover, how are you doing?

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>>70863040
igla
kornet
s400
stalin

Better engineering than Germans in many ways
Cool culture
Doesn't treat minorities as poorly as the Anglosphere does
Is a big buffer between Europe and China
Pretty, funny, and friendly women
Durable people
Good folk music
Some good modern music
Cool language
Can make white people feel tough when they don't feel like they are
From my personal experience they're a lot friendlier than ukranians

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>>70863040

They sent lots of doctors to Israel

>>70863486
Hmmm, that's strange because Jewish doctors and dentists are considered to be the best in Russian

>>70863505

like 50% of our doctors are jewish doctors from Russia, 40% arabs and 10% israeli

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>>70863040
How do I look to Russian?

>>70863533
you don't look russian

t. russian with russian-telling ability

>>70863040

Good music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J__ZdvsZaE

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There's a lot of them fertilizing our bordersoil.

>>70863040
First in space and the national anthem sounds really nice. Also has the most beautiful women in the world imo

lenin was a top lad

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>>70863040
>>70863579
>Russians are awesome. "What a beautiful song. Let's name a rocket launcher after the girl."

>>70863533
desu I'm not slavic but I found you can detect russians pretty easily

they either have extremely angular, almost triangular (from the chin) faces, which is usually coupled with being very pale, or they have rounder faces.

you look a bit tan and Mediterranean imho but considering how many people russia has incorporated, you probably could fit

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>>70863040
how do I get Russian bf?

>>70863605

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMc

>>70863579
really good lifting music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgKazTrhXmI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfW1bkPI8Kc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYnmFVTFT3E

Managing to BTFO the US election and getting away with it is no easy feat.

>>70863637
I love my country, but will admit we are sort of easy to btfo. It's when we get ass mad and start blindly swinging our 2000000 ton obese aircraft carrier arms around with a clear enemy is when we're actually dangerous

>>70863477
>Better engineering than Germans in many ways
name one (1) that isn't rocketry related.
i'm waiting.

>>70863694

Not the burger you are replying to

But tanks certainly. T-34...

>>70863694
alright if you're a tank autist I'll admit I don't know that much.
from what I've gathered, a lot of the big, fearsome german tanks were over-engineered and prone to breakdown, requiring constant maintenance. I also gathered the soviet tanks were garbage in the first half of the war, but in the later half were greatly improved and much harder to defeat.

also, they did perfect the stg 44, so I guess that's german, but it's also russian?

>>70863040
https://youtu.be/n3Go8ub9a1k
she sexy yes

>>70863533
you look like kinda me, kek, I'm of ukranian/russian admixture.

>>70863736

This song was fucking awful

Way to make Rossiya look bad you fucking leaf

>>70863736
i prefer french qts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y99UqvgCmE8

>>70863779

Aha I speak French and these lyrics are only a tad bit sexual

She loves to talk about dick huh

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>>70863803
HER PURITY IS RUINED FOREVER FOR ME :'(

I really want to look up the translation though.

>>70863040

Matryoshka doll is very cute :3

>>70863040
The weapons.

>>70863823

What do you want to know, specifically?

I can translate the chorus for you

"I want to see you / in a pornographic film / your penis in action / uncircumsized or circumsized (potatoe or french fries literally) / to know quite well / your anatomy on your cousin Teki (?) / and your particular fetishes

>>70863477
Thanks

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>>70863869
I thought the song was about dancing

Lord Jesus above please forgive me

>>70863040
cute fake lesbians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8

>>70863477
Hello, Ivan. When are you going back to Russia to see your family?

>>70863929
do russian traditionalists get as ass-mad at lesbians as they do gay men? traditionally people haven't given much of a fuck about lesbians because they turn people on. even in 19th century europe it was seen as acceptable in some upper class societies

>>70863933
not slavic, but I do like slavs a lot. I'm a bit of a russ-boo. I read dostoyevsky and wear peacoats so pls no bully. I think it's all because I am enchanted by all the slavic-american women in my area

>>70863761
I'm actually predominately Spanish, do I look it?

>>70863900

Yeah, well, sorry to bust your dream of the French virgin Yelle.

I've never heard of her before you linked this video but I dig the music. You would probably like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs40yxHjTxQ

>>70863040
destructive mongoloids

>>70863988
thanks for the recommend, I like it. I dig a lot of french music even though I don't know what it is saying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aLoezucIzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dua3J-ekMP8

>>70863933
get lost of here jelly mongol. don't like the fact nobody would admire your shitty autistic snownigger culture and people?

>>70863983
slavs are a linguistic group

>>70864075
ethno-linguistic. you must be won't like it but you are very close geneticaly to russians and ukies.

>>70864118
>-stan

post safely disregarded

>>70864053

Interesting, the second video you linked "coeur de pirate" is actually Canadian. The accent is quite strong lol

Why do you like French songs without understanding the language? I barely know any other Americans that could name a single French song. Good tastes anon

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>>70864131
>Dear Poland, I write to you but you still ain't responding

>>70864131
>>70864118

Warsaw pact amicability, everyone

>>70863983
Russian traditionalists get ass-mad at everything, because they're mad at life
I'm (genetically) Russian and most of the time Diaspora Russians have a way higher meaning of Russia than actual citizens there

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>>70864066
Maybe try proper grammar and english before trying sub-par banter.

>>70863040
Eбaнaя cтpaнa, eбaнaя нaция c eбaным мeнтaлитeтoм

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>>70864184
true patriot

>>70864173
>defeat Germany 70 years ago
>has to live in Germany because his country is too poor and corrupt

What was your grandfather thinking? Nazi Germany was going to make Russia a superpower.

>>70864143
I listen to a lot of music in different languages, but like French in particular because it has this elegance to it you don't quite have in english.

I would move to quebec if I could, but I am pretty terrible at learning languages. viva la france

>>70864131
my -stan doesn't change the fact you are weak, cucked, useless version of russians.

>>70864180

I don't think savages who live in yurt tents are capable of such banter, my eastern Swedish friend

>>70863477


t. Oligarch that went overseas

I like self hating Russians, strange considering I hate self hating non-easteuros.

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>>70863040
Thank you for saving Europe from fascism.

>>70864252
nah I'm an amerifat that claps when the plane lands though-and-through, but I appreciate you think I'm foreign :^))

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>>70864224
Indeed.

>>70863619

shut up fag

>>70864180
maybe try not to be useless autistic mongol before make the posts full of envy. go play your autistic childish spudro memes, pekka.

>>70863040
Communism is the best ideology ever made

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>>70863040
You killed lots of Finns

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>>70864296
It's so salty. Please, i don''t need all of this for my dinner.

>>70864216
The germans would have shot, starved, or worked his grandfather to death if they accomplished what they wanted.

>>70864296

Back to the fields, Bekzat

How do you even have internet, you horse fucker? :-)

>>70864216
Nigger my grandfather dindu nuffin

>be grand-grandfather
>100% German living with Russian wife
>somewhere in Russia
>war starts
>Stalin deports family to North
>works in the mines
>war ends

That's also how I got to Germany, 25% German. Know only one relative who got killed in the war.

>>70864325
Kazakhstan isn't that poor

It's Tajikistan and Turkmenistan that are super rare

>>70864316
Ha we finished that job with quite a few German prisoners in Siberia

>>70864313
They killed more though((

>>70864224
nice consolation you did for this butthurted envious mongol

also:
>you called him swedish therefore non finnish
best compliment he ever heared

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>>70864332

KONINGSBERG IS GERMAN

DELETE KALINGRADD AND RESTORE PRUSSIA

>>70864393
true, but you got more land than you initially wanted so it balances out

as a percentage of population, Winter War losses were about the same

>>70864325
He's right, you asslicker

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>>70864399

"Finland is mongol clay" said the mongol man

>>70864420

Fuck off Belgian cuckboy
What, you are posting from Bruxelles? Cool proxy, jean-jacques

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what are you all even arguing about

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>>70864409
"they" initially wanted to conquer Finland in 2 weeks but still after 2 exhausting wars and countless resources poured into the front they couldn't pierce the lasting defensive lines.

Also, don't try to pull with this "they only wanted karelia, lol"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_Democratic_Republic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov%E2%80%93Ribbentrop_Pact


Try little harder Charlie Ivanovitch

>>70864440
Why are you still awake? You've got a hard day tomorrow, wagie

>>70864464

Shitposting takes a lot of work

Memes aside though, where are you posting from (assuming you arent just a proxy fag)

Was I right by assuming Bruxelles

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i hear they're white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkN7CSzx4og

>>70864458
Don't you understand english? Its your language you know

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>>70864461
you could've joined the ussr as an equal partner and Finland and Karelia would've been united as a soviet republic

you chose....poorly

>>70864500
From Russia's capital))))

>>70864528

>English is America's language now

Thank you, Yuri Ivanovich ))))

>>70864420
I bet he's butthurt belt diaspora.

>>70864554
эpypoпэeц дoхyя?

>>70863040
How they make everyone scared of them while everyone simotanously looks up to them, plus everything in their language just sounds funny, they also kick ass at cs:go

>>70864657
>they also kick ass at cs:go
I thought they were known for wallhacks and mousehacks

>>70863040

ROSSIYA TRUE COUNTRY OF ZORB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uBFwqI4TlM

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>>70864542
Oh you're that commie.

No i'd definitely died for my cunts sovereignty opposed to 60 years of Soviet dictatorship, gulags and poor economical development. Truly

>>>>>>>>>>>>/leftypol/

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RWL8gDjZPu

>>70864542
>>you chose....poorly
>wanting to be ordered around by a churka manlet named Gigiocuckashvilishpilivili
>losing your independence
>allowing the Russians to complete their Russification
top kekuru, the Finns did fine, now go back to to your containment board.

>>70865054
Good pronunciation

>You will never be fluent in Russian.

I can't even pronounce "Hello".

i like russia.

>>70864647
What?

>>70867301
Vocaroo it

>>70863040
i love the sound of your language

>>70863040
Russia can into space.
Soviet union doesn't exist anymore.
Some Russians despise Putin.
Baikal is a really awesome lake.
Russians are pretty good at enduring winters.
Tsiolkovski was pretty cool.

>>70863040
I like the language :)

>>70863047
Can't wait him get out of the jail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIpidhC_4yM&t=646s

I'm a Balkan Russian

>>70863040
>Say something good about Russia
at some point in the far future the entire universe will die from heat entropy

>>70863040
the soyuz capsule was/is an excellent, sturdy design.

>>70864542
> Communism is a good choice

Ah yes

>>70863040
you are good at engrish

boys and girls are equally as hot and feminine, snow is cool, depressing and so easily relatable

give me free russian boyfriend?

>>70867572
tesak is disgusting pidor himself, just look how gladly he gets into the private life of fags, he feels so good there.
he is also coward because he never tried to bully the real enemies of russians - hachi.

Nice culture, Soviet era was great!
Long live Lenin

>>70863477
> Doesn't treat minorities as poorly as the Anglosphere does
Tell this to 300 000 Chechens killed by Russians in the last 2 Russo-Chechen wars.
Tell this to millions Ukrainians killed during Holodomor.
Tell this to dozens of small Siberian nationalities that were wiped from the face of Earth by Russians.

>>70868400
> tell something to the dead people
go away autist

I hope Europe will side with Russia when China start colonising Siberia.

>>70868400
>Tell this to 300 000 Chechens killed by Russians in the last 2 Russo-Chechen wars.
>they don't deserve it

>Tell this to millions Ukrainians killed during Holodomor.
Bad but blame communism for that one (aka Stalin). Also
>Ukrainians aren't actually Russians

>Tell this to dozens of small Siberian nationalities that were wiped from the face of Earth by Russians.
There's more than 100 ethnic groups still living in Russia. Some of them have their own republics even. Does it need to be mentioned that many many other people around the globe suffered a way worse outcome.

>>70868535
Fuck off proxybulgarian russhill

>>70868535
>el FYROMiano

>>70868516
Stupid bong, it's better to side with chinks and get the western part of russia, kill all russians there and civilize those lands.

>>70868248
Yeah, I guess he was fucked by a dozen of middle asians in prison, but his show was great.

>>70868566
>>70868587
Someone got mad

>>70868623
We are two different posters, Alexander Popov

>>70863040
Not all Russians are murderous alcoholics

>>70863533
Literally me

>>70868732
I like to kill kids from Lviv and eat it with boyarushnique

Russia has very good

>>70863040
I am afraid of russians. As I am afraid of all whites. You 're all the same fucking savages. That's why I would like to kill you. Having said that...

Ilya Bryzgalov
Pavel Datsyuk
Michail Bakunin
Piotr Kropotkin

>>70867512
and in russian many people like hear german language ...

Cкopo, oчeнь cкopo кpoвь пpoльeтcя мopeм
Кaфиpcкиe глoтки дpoгнyт oт нoжeй
Is it kind enough?
Anyways fuck isis

>>70863694
Any armoured fighting vehicle. Aviation.

>>70863040
Slav women are goddess tier.

How would you translate "edgy"?

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>>70863040
>russia thread
>flag of jewish conspiracy in the OP
??

>>70872104
Ocтpяк.

>>70872104
Peзкий

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>>70863040
Rutracker is da best.

>>70872745
I hope those guys make mad money and never ever get caught.

>>70863040
Their trains run despite there being snow on the tracks

Swedish railroad should be buying russian trains instead of italian/french.

>>70863040
Pelmeni

>>70864851
nope, I just recognise the superiority of Russia

eastern and northern europeans need a firm hand to keep them in line