/cum/

tfw still banned from shitposting on my local yikyak feed for saying bipolar disorder and bpd are basically the pumpkin spice of mental illnesses and just excuses to be a massive bitch

Thinking about going to bed

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REMINDER

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O BRADY
BRAAAADY
YOU MAY HAVE THE RING BRADY
BUT I GOT YOUR WEAK SAUCE BRADY

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>Mexican intellectuals

>>70861894

>complains about intellectuals
>posts the dumbest goddess

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>implying im not the smartest in this general

>>70861882
I bet she isnt even a football fan

Achieve Anime Mastery witthe thees Six Dailey Excercises.

Click the linky to fined out more......

>>70861902
she's smarter than the bra stuffing goddes a level below her
>>70861908
nigga please

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>>70861881
Should I pick Eva up again? Not that I lost interest, but I dont really wanna deal with Shinji's bitch ass

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>>70861910

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>>70861908
Sorry Juan.

in the sinaloan gay slang the "mayate" is the "man" that fucks gays, therefore not considered an homosexual himself (he is) around his sinaloan peers

>>70861930

cant get dumber than below average intelligence, m80

>>70861936

I have some baaaad news, friendo

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MEOW.

>>70861939
>iq meme

Anyway, my IQ is around 120-130 .

Im not joking im pretty smart but is not worth shit anyway.

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>>70861973
>tfw to intelgent fir Eye-Queue

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>>70861937
sweet jesus

>>70861953
he stays a whiner the whole time?
fugg

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>>70861930
delet this

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>>70862013

>he stays a whiner the whole time

oh does he

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post ur current wallpaper

>>70862017
BRA STUFFER
R
A

S
T
U
F
F
E
R

>>70861811
>there is no baja california norte
thats how people here call Baja California

What's the rationale behind professional victims whining about the Patriot win?

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why are 17 year olds so attractive desu

>>70861868
>borderline personality
Literally an excuse for men to act like bitchy women.

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>>70862054

it is a mystery

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>>70862036

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>tfw conservative southerner
>supported the falcons because of sports not politics
>all these leftists bandwagoning onto my team ruining everything
fml and also fuck tom lady and the gaytriots we'll be back

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Hello fellow remaining libertarians
Y-you are gonna vote for me in 2020, right?


H-hello?
Anyone here?

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who /longweekend/ here

>>70862051
Actually most people do.

Ignorance mostly.

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>>70862036

I will vote for you Mr. Paul, after i get my citizenship for marrying an american qt.

>>70862068
unironically love Rand
universal healthcare is slavery, neva5get

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>>70862036
pic related

>>70862062
#gf2017 is off to a good start, I can f-feel it

>>70862068
Would vote for him 2bh

>>70862051
theres no upper california

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>>70861936
How far did you make it? He gets better... for a little while, at least.

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>tfw conservative northerner
>supported the patriots because of sports not politics
>all these poltards bandwagoning onto my team ruining everything
fml and also fuck trump and the /pol/tards, they ruin everything

>>70861939
>nations with worse/less schooling have lower average IQs
Wowie zowie.

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>>70862036

GOTY soon, buds

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>>70862036

How do I find people to model for my photography project?

>>70862068
Sorry bud, you're done
>>70862104
witch!

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>>70862130

Less than 4 weeks.

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>>70861811
>there is no baja california norte
>people still call it like that

1974 was a mistake

>>70862138
what pose you want senpai
or go ask /soc/ and just crop the dick out

>>70862138
put up flyers dillweed

>>70861936
He's just suffering from depression.

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>>70862036

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>>70862138
>photography project

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I got trips in /cum/ 3 times today buds

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>>70862138
if you don't mind people thinking your weird just take pictures of mannequins like I did

Wtf
is
this
shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzdMOa9hEc

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>>70862167

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I really need some qt girls to pose nude for me

I'M GOING UP YONDER

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the gf

>>70861940
Neat.

>tfw tomoko isnt real

>>70862235

your gf is ugly

sorry m8.

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>>70862183
I got quads that went unchecked

>>70862103
There's a "lower"?

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I'm playing Witcher

Triss or Yennifer?

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hmmm yes

>>70861901

Man i really like how vain and dumb celebrities can be, it's quite relaxing.

>>70862258
Thank god, I'd go to jail for the things I'd do to her

>>70862295
Great taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk5ayNJKKw4

>>70862258
It's usually that shy weeb girl from high school who has no purpose on her life.

The personality is real, but the character isn't.

>>70862287
is Essi an option? Yennefer came off as a bitch in The Last Wish and Sword of Destiny at least

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>>70862268
I mentioned this earlier, but a while ago I got quints that nobody checked.

I found my screenshot, and it turns out it was a shitpost, anyways. I guess that's how it works.

>>70862258
>liking stinky good for nothing degenerate NEETs

>>70862152
>1974 was a mistake
hey fuck you

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>>70862337
>tfw gf is shy weeb girl
>she'll never be the real tomoko though

>>70862267
no

YOUR gf is ugly

loser

>>70862350
You know it's true.

>>70862356
If only she were white and didn't shower. Oh wait she's a spic and probably doesn't shower.

How can I get away from politics? It's so tiring at this point.

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>>70862350
>>70862370
Dos BajaChans?

Ay Yi Yi!

>>70862387
Stop going to /pol/. Stop going to this website.

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people who use reddit flags put don't put their flags are the worst.

>>70862374
>tomoko
>white

>tfw no gf who loves me and I love back
killing myself, lads

>>70862374
Got eem!

>>70862398

Or twitter, or facebook, or leddit, or any news outlet, or the dinner table, or work, or school,

http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1486288611951.webm

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>>70862415
>nippon
>not honorary whites

are there two bajas

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>>70862111
lmao im still on 1.0
>>70862165
Like I get that he's being pulled into all this so abruptly but he could at least pretend to give a fuck

>>70862398
I still go to niche boards that don't have political talk. Every once in a while I'll come back to /cum/ (or /int/ in general) to see if you guys have calmed down but it never changes.
All I want is a way to ignore it without coming off as apathetic.

>>70862440
Norte and Sur, yes.

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>>70862295
ok

>>70862440
you a cop?

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>>70862440
Yes, but which is the real one!?

>>70862442
Wait, are you watching the rebuilds? I never saw those, but you really should watch the original first

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>>70862345

TAKE
A
LOOK
AT
THESE
HANDS

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>>70862440
Yes.

And like I said, 1974 was a mistake.

>>70862458
>expecting /pol/ to stay on /pol/

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>>70862036
sometimes its just good to go with the classics

>>70862440
baja is a state of mind

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>>70862458
>All I want is a way to ignore it without coming off as apathetic.
>I want to be apathetic without being seen as apathetic

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>>70862295
>>70862474
Hey this seems like fun
Good taste btw

>>70862510
When I spend most of my time on 4chan browsing boards that /pol/ doesn't get to I kinda forget how toxic it's become.

>>70862475
nope. just wondering why baja chan with the same flag is nice and the next day an asshole.
>>70862506
I see But it was the same flag and name, so I figure it was just you going through an asshole faze.

friendly reminder: if you don't use spotify, supplementing it by downloading the albums that spotify doesn't have you are a literal subhuman

>>70862481
Wasn't really sure what order to watch them, but should I just stick to the TV series?

None of you would a real life tomoko unless you are disgusting pigs yourselves kek. Bet she smells truly repulsive. Dumb neets baka desu

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/cum/

me
la
pelas

>>70862536
I still use my ipod that hasn't been updated since 2010

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>>70862478

>>70862506
die

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>>70862442
>rebuilds not original
Bad idea.

i tried to post from my win98 vm but it didn't work

f

>>70862536
>streaming music
Nah.

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>>70862558
JAJAJA

>>70862527
yes, in times like these I'd like to not piss off extremists by not choosing a side

>>70862502
you have weird taste

>>70862558
oh it is his evil twin

>>70862537
Yes.
Original series first.

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still don't know why winamp has a browser

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this is unironically great so far

>>70862550
>suddenly everyone listening to valentin because of memes
not even angry

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It finally started raining outside

>>70862585
Who cares? 99% of people are pussies offline.

>>70862620

So you don't have to change programs while using it. The more time you spend on the app the better for the developers.

>winamp

Is this the 90's? Have you downloaded all the cool nirvana songs from kaaza?

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>>70862627

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>>70862594

what?

>>70862636
>implying i didn't listen to him before he died

nigga just look at my flag.

I still remember the day he died not like i care or anything but everyone was talking about it.

>>70862663
>Is this the 90's? Have you downloaded all the cool nirvana songs from kaaza?

nah i use limewire bud

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>>70862537
I've never seen the rebuilds, so maybe I don't know what I'm talking about. But the series was made first, and as far as I know, it's generally considered to be better.

I think the most natural progression is to watch the series, watch End of Evangelion, then if you want to, watch the rebuilds and bitch about everything that they changed.

Plus 90's anime is one of the comfiest things of all time

https://youtu.be/FtDWYzwwuUs

Explain America!

>>70862685
wierd taste
.

>>70862502
THE
HAND
SPEAKS

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I used ares

>>70862691

The rebuilds are extremely shitty, like it makes obvious that the show was an accident, a pretty good one.

Anno is a hack.

>>70862707
on what?

>>70862718
THE HAND OF A GOVERNMENT MAN

>>70862663
Winamp is a fine media player.

>>70862725
mu.sic

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>mfw It all started as a parody from Cana-chan.
>I also have an evil twin now.
>mfw this happened in less than a year.

Not bad 2bh.

>>70862531
>It was the same flag
Not really.

Our state flags are different, but they're way too small.

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>>70862615
>>70862691
>>70862559
Thanks fellas

>>70862729
WELL I'M A TUMBLER

>>70862594
>liking the talking heads is "weird taste"
That's alarming.

>>70862754
BORN UNDER PUNCHES

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i miss canachan

>>70862765
>a fucking leaf not knowing it's place
that's alarming.

>>70862685
>look at my flag.
nigga pls, look at mine

>>70862769
I'M SO THIN

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>>70862744
You have less admirers now than a couple months ago.

>>70862744

imagine having an evil twin that uses your own flag for you

all i want is to breathe

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>reading some cucked Croatian news article
>the writer mentions that Trump is like Hitler because he fulfills his campaign promises like Hitler

woah...

>>70862772
Wow, how uncouth.
>>70862777
THIN DIGITS

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>>70862770
Why?

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>>70862741

not really. remain in light is entry level faggotry. if you want obscure music

>ariel camacho
>banda ms
>calibre 50
>gerardo ortiz

nothing but the most mexican avant garde.

>>70862774
Te la has pasado chingue y chingue todo el día.

>implying sonora is just not sinaloa in the desert

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>>70862782
whatever do you mean :^)

>>70862804
he was a good poster

won't you breathe with me?

WELL ISTANBUL WAS CONSTANTINOPLE

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>>70862797
don't speak down to me you quebec fuck
>>70862814
>unironically searching for "obscure music"
why do you think I do this

Guys, I'm getting nervous with what's been going on the past few weeks.

The two sides have devolved into shouting-matches of childish banter and passive-aggressiveness. The left does it more, but I've noticed it on both sides. The rational side of me knows the increasingly polarized political climate today is a reflection of human stupidity and incompetence, but some other part of me wonders if this is an elaborate scheme to turn Americans against eachother.

I swear, *puts on tin foil hat* it's like there's an underlying narrative being pushed to create a new civil war. Not a bullshit "war on Christmas" war but an actual violent revolt. I don't know what element is creating this push for violence but both sides need to be strong and refuse to fall for it.

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>>70862842
No poutine, no taste, no sense of right and wrong. Sad! Such is the state of modern America! Many such cases!

>tfw you're a government man

>>70862814
wow rude, I thought shinolas bantered, but if you wanna be a bitch about it, ok

okay time to bed. too much autism for me in this thread.

>>70862867
where are the solid proofs?

>>70861882
This meme needs to end. The pats are from one of the most liberal parts of the country, Martellus Bennett said he won't dare go to the whitehouse because he doesn't support trump. Meanwhile, Atlanta is unironically the capital of the dirty south, aka Trump land and Matt Ryan is a genuine redneck.

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>>70862873
come to bed white man

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>>70862883

gringos will never get this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Z-pzxiUAs

>>70862873
listen to it fag.

>>70862872
Pues sí.

Pero llegaste muy bravo pinche joto.

Aparte estás mal, el mayate es al que se la meten.

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>>70862620
Datamining

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>>70862857
Yeah, Burger's once comical partisan divide is become a huge division in society.

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>>70862857
It's not going to happen. They're never going to fight.

Just back and forth forever until the REAL problem comes and and kills us all desu.

>>70862857
I'm just hoping this isn't what our next federal election is going to look like.

>>70862906
YAAAAAAASSS QUEEEEEEEN

>>70862932
>Canadian politics
>ever being more than slightly heated

lolno

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>>70862906
>stay woke

I dont even know what is real anymore.

>got a cibatta loaf from the grocery store 3 days ago
>kept it out wrapped
>starts to get stale
>throw it in the fridge, again wrapped
>still getting stale

am I doing something wrong?

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conservitards OUT

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Have a good night, /cum/

Just a friendly reminder that valentine's day is coming... unfortunately.

I hope to see you tomorrow.

>>70862953
Thankfully, though I've noticed some more activism from both sides in the wake of Trump, hopefully it'll blow over.

>>70862970
I don't mind you

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>>70862976
>Just a friendly reminder that valentine's day is coming... unfortunately.

How can you not get a bf in Mexico of all places?

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>>70862976
>tfw I have to buy a gift

where's the footkraut

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>>70862911
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Z-pzxiUAs

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>>70862976

why would you remind me of that

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>>70862902
that is pretty lewd
>>70862911
>para sacarme la verga y que me de unas mamadas
really lewd

>>70862976
Genuinely have no clue what I am supposed to do on valentines day because this is the first time I'm not single ever.

>>70862356
Leave her and get yourself a real Tomoko. Asians bitches love white guys.

>>70862998
>activism from both sides in the wake of Trump

Our brand of """"conservatives"""" would never do anything Trump like. It's just the usual identity crisis faggots who think they are Americans.

>>70862970
>partisan politics
[autistic shrieking]
>>70862976
If you give a shit about Valentines day you are a fucking faggot.

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I remember when I used to get valentines

>>70862969
yeah, you are eating chapata.

>>70863011
Te dedico ésta con todo el cariño del mundo bb <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43fiSaan6Nc

>>70863036

fucking normie

>>70863019
Purchase gifts
Go to restaurant
Give gifts

>>70863036
>sends you chocolate

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>>70863002
>he has to buy a gift
cucked

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>>70862976
maybe next year

>>70863025
honestly I've been spending too much time online, you're probably right

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>>70863054
*invites you to the bleachers in the gym tomorrow during lunch*

>>70862976
baibaibaja

Only boys are supposed to get gifts on valentines day. White day is irrelevant. Based Nihon does it again.

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>>70863074

>>70863036
elementary was the best

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night /cum/
>>70863103
tel me about it

>>70863100
*sucks your cock against your will*

do you guys ever eat ice cream with a fork?

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>>70863122
Tad gay

>>70863127
Yeah, sometimes when I eat pie a la mode.

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>>70863127

>>70863135
>pretending not to like it
Just relax and accept my gift to you

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>>70863127

the fuck is wrong with you

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would you?

>>70863135
>>70863122
oh man where is that /k/ story about the guy who dressed up like a woman and was so hot he seduced his friend and his friend loved it

>>70863171
No

>>70863171
yes

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>>70863171
sin pensarlo

>>70863171
Probably not

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do people this black really exist?

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>zorro chino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLejjD0LWvw

>>70863215
yes, yes they do. Since you are looking at one. Will you find one that dark in the US. Hardly.

>>70863215
Yes hello it is me in the image.

>dug q tip deep into ear canal out of impatience with my partially deaf ear
>blood comes out with q tip and pours down ear, but at least no rupture and I can hear normally again for the most part / minus the dried up blood
don't take the 5 senses for granted, it was so shit listening to the void all day

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Bed time

Say "Good night Teddy!"

>>70863135
Men give the best head t b h and it's easy to close your eyes and pretend it's a female.

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>see hot black women
>mmm id totally get a black gf
>remember they have purple vaginas
>lol no

>>70863231
she is basically the same color as the tire.

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>>70862036

>>70863266
yes ive seen people even darker. Also purple vagina. meh. Just go for it just to said you did it.

>>70863246
you should really use plastic scoops + earwax removal kit. q-tips can remove shit, but can also push it deeper in. you need a scooping action

also be careful as fuck if you push in really deep. hitting your eardrum with a scoop/q-tip is extremely painful and can deafen you for a few days until your body heals from the indent you made on the drum

>>70863266
some are so black they look blue

>>70863157
if your ice cream is really frozen it's easier to scoop some out

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>>70863266
>purple vaginas
is this true, i dont masturbate to blacks and it sounds to disgusting to look up

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morning chaps

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>>70862036

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>>70863293

there arent any blacks around here.

although i do have a friend who was really dark skin whom we always call nigger, but his brother looks pale asian (we literally call him chinese lol) and his ster looks like normal mexican.

he just had bad luck.

>>70863313
the so called "negro lila"

>>70863350
Thought you were G*rman for a second and nearly slew you, friend.

>>70863246
Did this once.
In my case it didn't rupture immediately - just massive earache all day, and woke up next morning to a pillowcase and ear covered in weird, waxy blood.

At least I was an actual child.

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>>70863363
wew haha

a close one indeed

First Light is okay. Not great.

never making a football bet ever again. Lost in two ways tonight. had agreed to let my gf peg me if the failcunts lost a 28-3 lead to her shitty pats. My ass hurts so much

>>70863402
You don't make that kind of bet if you aren't interested in being fucked in the ass on some level, friend.

>>70863393
One more time.

What is with meatball body?
What is with wreath?
Beer in mug?

>>70863344

You know how the penis is usually darker than the rest of the body?

Well darker than black is purple. But it's still pink inside and chocolate is great

>>70863410
well I am certainly no longer interested. don't understand how homos can like that desu, or even how girls can. hurts

>>70863402
>things that never happened

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me on the back.

>>70863447
The fatso?

it costed dick

>>70863465

n-no.

>>70863430
yeah niggers have purple penises right, the head i mean.

Ive seen some mexican amateur where the male also has a purple head, really weird.

https://twitter.com/BigDickDaddyDom/status/828504255778738179?s=09

>>70863424
i answered you once already

the body is a potato, the wreath is a traditional thing for our midsummer celebrationa and beer is our national drink

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>thought my physics midterm was on tuesday
>it's actually tomorrow

Fugg :DDD

>>70863447
fatty
well i got a warning for rule one which means a ban soon most likely. see you guys whenever. And fuck the rulecuck reporting.

>>70863496
Oh, hehe, oops.
Must've passed out before I saw your answer.
My bad, lettland.

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>compilers midterm thursday
>abstract syntax tree due friday

>>70863529
: (

>midterm essay due tomorrow by 11
>was gonna work on it during the superb owl
>ended up getting hooked on the falcons collapse
>4 hours later and I still cant bring myself to work on it

god dmamit

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I love Frank's red hot and I put that shit on literally everything I eat excluding cereal and redmeat.

>>70863529
Make sure to screenshot the ban and post it.

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They just killed someone, i would say 10 blocks from here, maybe more.

The sound of the rifles made my heart rate drop.

>>70863586

ah yes

mexico

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>2017
>not being anónimo's gf

lmao

>>70863586
Find the body and teabag him

>>70863586
lol

>>70863600
[ AK-47S IN THE DISTANCE]

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>>70863586
>the caraposting might stop

wtf I love murders now!

>>70863586
>Mexicant security

>>70863586
stop spreading lies for (You)s

>>70863620
Kek'd

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BTFO

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>>70863643

Are you jealous of my high YPP (yous per post)?

>>70863661
Based legislative branch.

>>70863687

did you shower?

>>70863661
>completely arbitrary partisan judiciary

Exactly as the founding fathers wanted it

>>70863685
First time I've heard that outside of fb after gay marriage ruling.

>>70863687
>muh trade deficit
>yeah lets tax mexican imports to make our deficit higher, that'll show em
uhuh..
3

@70863712
Yes I did. My hair is clean and nice looking now.

Sunset is a killer track though.

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>>70863685
>legislative

why cant trump stop getting cucked

>>70863756
Whoops. Time to kill myself.

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What's the next "diverse" president going to be?

I'm thinking it will be female, but I was wrong before and may be proven wrong again. After that I can see a Hispanic guy getting it, or a Jewish guy.

I'm sure a gay man would do well amongst white democrat voters but not amongst the religious blacks and the hispanics, so that's not happening.

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>>70863685

>>70863788
it'll be a bi, very successful politician
also known as Jeb!

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>>70863788
The Republicans were grooming Rubio because they thought spics were the future of their party. Then Trump delivers them the most control over the US since 1927.

>in class where we listen to music in the background
>prof lets us pick out music
>I pick out cool pop song I like
>don't realize how spotify like and after my song ends it plays other songs by the same name
>slow rap song about dude's penis thrusting into a woman follows
>song about cuckolding follows
>prof doesn't change it
>we just sit there in silence listening to my accidental selection
not picking another song desu

FUCK drumpf

>>70863799
Hmm, I can see Jeb! being a little bicurious, but not outright bisexual.

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>>70863810
anyone who uses a thinkpad is either gay or bi
including me

>>70863831
are thinkpads still really good/durable?

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I can see Jeb! using an ergonomic mouse

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>tfw solving limits

>>70863855

theyre not that hard

>>70863845
I've heard nothing but good and nothing gay - tautology, I know.

>>70863845
im using a t430 i got for a smooth price of $150 that works flawlllessly
the newer models are ass though

>>70863855
>>70863864
What is a "limit"?