/brit/

doing a poo

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oh fug

>>>/sp/74087914

>>70859839
m-me too *blushes quietly*

*start bobbing my head to some cool music*
*get a bit sick*
*throw up*
:(

planning my next move

>no-one responding to my trainspotting analysis

:/

>>70859854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn5Xtymkl3U

desklad
new england winning the superbowl
it's like 2015

>>70859846
watched season 1 with my (ex)gf

hope that stupid whore gets cancer.

>>70859875
Ah thanks mate, I won't get sick listening to this one

Because it isn't good music

>>70859781
Yeah, girls in their 20's are hotter but she does housework and doesn't even know what a snapchat filter is which is pretty fucking nice.

Nonwhites need to be exterminated

*is a bit upset really*

>>70859893
good lad, she seems pretty sound from your anecdotes

>>70859870
didn't really like how that movie ended tbhwyfam

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>he tripfags
>on /sp/
bleak

i don't believe it

>>70859917
how fucking new are you?

/sp/ is the reason why I'm 4chan famous.

the new england patriots win the superbowl

>>70859968
>4chan famous

you aren't. if you're not famous on /brit/ (the pinnacle of 4chan) then you arent famous

>>70859968
never heard of you kid

>giganormies out partying still (chad the ski-instructor doesent work on mondays afterall)
>wagecucks asleep
>thread dies

ah yes, "font"

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>4chan famous

>>70859987
im a normie that has to be up for my wageslave job in 8 hours haha

>>70859987
font

What's up lads, chad the ski instructor here AMA

will relegation finally shut lickydick up?

well /brit/
got salisbury and stroganoff hamburger helper, which one should i do for dinner tomorrow

>>70860008
font
>>70860009
font

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why are all post-apocalypse movies made in australia

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>knowing I've got to be up for work in an hour where I'll be greeted by 3 incredibly smug Pats fans

Suicide is a real option.

>>70860010
what's your name?
also what's your job?

anyone else notice how gays sometimes smell faintly of poo?

it's because they've been bummed recently right?

>>70860028
happened there like 200 years ago
rest of the world hasn't caught up yet

>>70860033
My name's Tim and I'm a BA

wait a minute

>spring forward isnt until march 12

fucking sick of it being dark at 5pm here

>>70860032
foy?

>>70860045
>foy
>y

'no'

>>70860035
*sniffs you*
*faint aroma of the ol 'oo*

hmm

>>70860062
why the fuck are there pats fans at your work

>>70860071
it's like the yank elections
they're all dicks at the end of the day but it's fun to pick a side

>>70860086
translation: nigel likes dicks

>>70860088
the state of his ears

>>70860071
Because all the old twats who watched American football back in the 80s seem to like either pats, raiders or dolphins.

>sites dying

yank handegg fucking up the site FUCK OFF

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz84RsxAbJA

>>70860140
your country is so irrelevant

should have played the hail mary

If this tom Brady twat is so good at football why has he never played in the champions league

>>70860172
#troof

YEAH, EVER SINCE I WAS A BOY I LOVED THE
*holds hand over mouth*
Atlanta Falcons

>>70860201
'ddit

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>>70860147
don't forget the cubs won the world series

stupid piers

>>70860205
Going to have to unkindly ask you to fuck off 'nk

*Yawns*
When does Super Rugby start?

>>70860239
the 'ddit

the 'ddit>>70860239

i'm glad the patriots won

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TRULY THE GREATEST TIMELINE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6YmIl-YWrM

>>70860147

What happened to Piers? I thought he was one of those annoying PC leftists

>>70860374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VGX4EsEIqg

ahh
cobras
cooooobraaaas

think i've got an ear infection lads

Do not want to hear about the Super Bowl all day tomorrow. Don't know why people care so much.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06zu00ki0jO

cant wait to go to work tomorrow to hear the normies discuss every single play of the game in graphic uncanny detail

>>70860479
good post texas

surrounded by leftists everywhere. had a date with a girl and it was quite enjoyable until she told me how privileged I was and dont really have room to complain about my job because if I was a woman or black I probably wouldn't have that job

>>70860379
as far as i know the only thing he's a leftist about is gun control

i love when my two favourite topics, politcs being my favourite and sports being a close second, are combined!! the match was like the elections lol :))

>>70860532
dont forget about the weather lately, and traffic in

I went grocery shopping today. As I was standing in line at the checkout, a woman and her young (5-6 year old) daughter pulled up in the aisle next to me. I smiled and waved at the little girl and as soon as I did, the daughter said "Mommy, that boy over there is handsome". I was surprised by this comment since i'm a pretty average looking dude and compliments about my looks are rare, ESPECIALLY from little girls who are sitting in the driver's seat of a racecar shopping cart. I laughed playfully with the mom who thought it was really funny.

Immediately, without thinking, I blurted back "You're not so bad looking yourself!". As soon as I said that, the mom immediately stopped laughing and looked at me in disgust, as did the other people around us in line. In my head it sounded innocent, but my head is usually not smart. I paid for my groceries and slinked away to my car where I am currently writing this in shame.

>caring about a piece of leather being thrown around a field by overrated and overpaid people who weren't smart enough to go to college for academic reasons

ah yes

I genuinely don't know why "football" is bigger than rugby. It's clearly the inferior game.

>>70860565
hat

>>70860574
american football is only played in america...

>>70860603
I meant in yankland

did chelsea win the superbowl?

>>70860623
nah lad
118 days till leicester wins the owl

alex jones ajaja

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5arT1cxZMgA

keep hearing some dindus doin nuffin outside my window. very temped to film myself tossing a banana at them

Why are Americans on /pol/ so hostile? Why do they feel the need to inject "faggot" and "nigger" into every post?

Food for thought.

>>70860676
faggot

>>70860676
spotted the wog poofter

>>70860676
nigger

>>70860676
sexual inferiority complex

any you lads remember PROMOTIONS?

>Leeds

any of you lads remember SIR BILLY?

>>70860717
was quite silly iirc

>Milo OBLITERATES and PARTIALLY DEVOURS stupid feminist

>>70860717
>billy

Yanks everyone

>he wasn't breastfed

Howling

>>70860712
leeds is alri

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>70860739
yeah

>>70860728
there won't be any feminists left at this rate

>>70860469
drink lots of water lad

i wouldn't want a cannibal at my university either

>>70860752
She isn't nearly as good looking as people claim

any of you lads remember the bogdanoff meme?

>>70860796
I know
A guy on /sp/ talked to a friend of hers at a party and apparently she's become a huge bitch lel

>>70860772
i do anyway desu

can't even go doctors because they're shut tomorrow

>>>/pol/111296283

*Sips coke zero*

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>>70860796
gay cunt

>>70860826
pls b in london

>>70859821
Shouldn't you be INXS posting?

>>70860815
alri la forge mate how are ya haha
>>70860826
shes maybe a 7/10 but people like you go on like she's a 10

>>70860826
>gums showing
>shit face
not a fan. would rather the girl to the right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_ZQELQKsWw

>>70860838
she's in the elite /shore/ lad

>>70860848
>people like you go on like she's a 10
you what mate?

>>70860856
man face on the right
BENDER

>>70860842
Shouldn't you be sucking the brown out of my poo box?

>>70860848
It's more her personality desu

>>70860871
low test leaf faggot

>>70860883
Extremely rude

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>>70860821
why does /pol/ get so triggered these days

ansiety is kicking in

need to suck the brown out of a qt traps poo box

Don't think I'd know what to do with a gf if I had one and would only really want her around part of the time

May as well be a sugar daddy?

hardstyle is possibly the most reddit genre out there next to liquid """"dnb""""

business idea: make a film about fidel castro, and get liam neeson to play him

>>70860893
Sorry honey, let me just-
*checkmates you*
x

>>70860938
screaming

Business idea: part-time gfs

Only want your girl around some of the time? Let another lad have her for the other half!

>>70860938
screeching

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>>70860938
oh dear did baby spit out his pacifier

Cannot fucking stand dogs

They smell like shit, lick your face (after licking their balls), constantly annoy you, and countless other things

>>70860938
Howling

>>70860938
yelling

>>70860938
whispering

>>70860821
>the only way to solve the obesity problem among /pol/tards

>>70860938
cumming

stop replying to me

>>70860938
barking

>>70860990
When will Yanks and canucks realise that "yelling" and "shouting" don't work as a substitute for howling for screaming

>>70861029
Laughing

>>70861029
yodeling

>laughing

despise this gimmick

>>70861029
*noises from my mouth*

>>70860938
roaring

>>70861029
shrieking

>>70861029
breathing

>>70861029
scroweamling

>>70861029
snickering

>>70861029
found multiple videos of brits screaming and howling, didn't know that was actually how you laugh over there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqiaigr3YPs#t=108s

>>70860820
same happend to me today

ive been shitting my brains out for two days and i called the walk-in clinic and they told me to fuck off

>>70861029
chuckling

are scousers human?

got called a deano at stop and shop

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>>70861130
yeah la

>>70861149
me gurning

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

ahahhahahah have to wake up in 6 hours to work all day

got called to FOY at Hardee's

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unavela

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el mexicANO likes little donkey

una puta hoja

>>70861029
Chortling

mejicANo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

wish i was a fucking NEET SO BAD

fuck this fucking wage slave life

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warming to this guy tbqhwyf

richard spencerstein will get punched again

>>70861247
nah lad
at least wage slaving gives you a bit of a purpose, as well as income

>>70860490
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vpMdrE5uq1

>>70861277
even better post texas

play wonderwall

>>70861273
i feel no purpose from it

>>70861300
you'll feel even less as a NEET
t. NEET

I want to live in Maine or New Hampshire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UFsMMFjmVs

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me at the rave last night

fuck handegg for forcing my comfy /rug/ thread off page 10 after being active for half an hour

>>70861346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy3Rt34kXz8

>>70861329
why not vermont

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>>70861399

>>70861422
just stay out of the cities

vermont is beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apGoh8cN1mM

Russia hacked the Super Bowl

#notmysuperbowl

the mexicANO rorke is being racist again

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>>70861436

>be yank
>watch a british film
>can barely understand what they're saying

can brits understand yank accents?

>>70861478
FOY

>>70861478
depends on the accent

cajuns are difficult to understand desu

>>70861450
I looked on twitter for liberals crying about the superbowl and it's literally just /po/tards ironically pretending to be liberals crying about the super bowl
The yank mind is truly childlike

>>70861540
/po/? were they posting their origami as well?

Usual mood is dominated by dejection, gloominess, cheerlessness, joylessness and unhappiness
Self-concept centres on beliefs of inadequacy, worthlessness and low self-esteem
Is critical, blaming and derogatory towards the self
Is brooding and given to worry
Is negativistic, critical and judgmental toward others
Is pessimistic
Is prone to feeling guilty or remorseful

>>70861558
fuck off yank

in reddit..........things.........happen

>>70861540
no people really are crying about it and saying it's a win for white supremacy. I can't believe that these people have no lives. How is sports in any way political?

Just saw Claire Abbotts tits, lads

Just saw Tony Abbotts tits, lads

>>70861596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5XYXs-W1Zs

what time do yanks go to sleep lads

When the goyim fall for your tricks

http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1486359241429.webm

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>>70861628

>Things You Should Know About Dating A Jewish Girl
>My dad may not look like a bodybuilder, but he will destroy you if you hurt me.
>He's not excessively strong or athletic, but that doesn't mean he won't intimidate the hell out of you.
http://www.puckermob.com/relationships/things-you-should-know-about-dating-a-jewish-girl

I can see why the rest of the Central/South-Americans don't like M*xcians

>>70861478
you should try watching the wire having not interacted with a black person in your life

>>70861540
there's a good few people crying but it's the usual suspects and it's a bit boring

>>70861677
they speak a completely different language

>>70861700
the fact that they're calling it white supremacy and equating it to the election is laughable

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>>70860130

>>70861731
except that the majority of them aren't
now go to bed so that /sp/ can finally be usable again

>>70861638
>I WILL loudly complain that the restaurant's food is subpar to get a refund

>superbowl happens once a year
>/sp/ gets a sticky for it
>this kiwi loses his mind

>>70861752
doesn't matter how many, australia jr.

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me on the left

/brit/ on the right

when i was younger i watched billy elliot and it was tough to understand

i could manage it now easily

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSe95yskUoI

>>70861777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyFLm3pzhuk

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CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>70861029
mewling

>>70861029
barking

>>70861780
>/sp/ gets a sticky for it
yes and then there's a "comfy" superb owl thread, about 5 "official laugh at team X" threads, 5 "official laugh at team Y" threads and dozens of threads that could just be posts in the sticky. THEN after the game there's a million "APOLOGISE", "JUST" and "AHAHAHAHAHA" threads.
And NOW, for the first time ever, /pol/ retards have decided that they'll finally visit /sp/ and claim the patriots because Tom Brady supports Trump, so they shit up the front page with redditty "BRAISE KEK" and "LE MEME MAGIC" threads.

Handegg should be moved to /asp/ along with the other mandrama "sports".

>>70861875
never been on /sp/ in my life but I'm about to check

>>70861799
good post

>>70861873
actually i already said this one>>70861025
please refrain from posting it again

>>70861951
meowing at this post

>even /sp/ has anime

how?

wouldnt mind a tesla if they werent so expensive

>>70862016
nth for this

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>not listening to bassline at 5:59AM

What level are you on?

a lot of superbowl posts on MY front page of the 'dit
going to have to filter all these sub'dits

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what should I have for dinner lads

>>70862169
A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL

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hitler is the most famous person in human history

>>70862169
Beans and sausage on toast

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I'm supposed to take a pill but it makes me sleepy and I want to shitpost
what do

>>70862262
what about jesus and muhammad?

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doing a post lads

>>70862289
hitler is more famous, and more controversial

would heem any and every protectionist

>>70862318
>famous
no
>controversial
no, almost everyone agrees that he was evil except for a few fringe skinhead groups

>>70862334
the absolute state of your knowledge lad

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>>70862282
LAS
WHAT THE FUCK DO

>>70862349
takes one to know one

Have to lean forward because the back of my bus seat is vibrating too much

>>70862361
don't care

all 4 of my grandparents got dementia lads

how do i prevent this from happening to me?

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>>70862360
i've had enough of your shitposting
you shan't be getting any more (you)s from me

>>70862372
Very rude, shall be reporting you to the conductor

>>70862381
I'd tell you how I did it but I forgot

dogs are leagues better than cats

if you're a cat runt, neck yourself

just wanked to alina li's last video where they forced her to eat dog food and she is visibly pissed lmao
big fan

>>70862420
Dogs are the number one choice in pet of actual poofs.

>>70862420
dogs
>smell
>bark all the time
>shit on the carpet

cats
>clean themselves
>don't make a sound unless they're hungry or whatever
>bury their own shit

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hawke and whitlam runts fuck OFF. Best PM coming through.

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daily reminder that the ottoman empire is the true heir to western civilisation and bosnia is the true heir to the ottoman empire

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Hmm.. Just watched the super bowl halftime show... And it didn't suck tbqh. Opinions lads? Anyone?

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>>70861130
No

70862525
she didn't say shit about drumpf

>>70862578
yes she did

>>70862352
Go to sleep, its important for maintaining good health and worth more to you than a few shitposts. Take care of yourself pal.

good morning u plonkers

why did we ally with the soviets again

>>70862614
Off to work m80?

Apart from the slight jab about "this land is your land" bit and "I was born this way" targeting Pence no doubt..Yeah pretty uncontroversial. Nothing wrong with that

>>70862623
i believe thats my business and NOT yours

>>70862621
to stop hitler

>>70862623
>>70862646
kek B T F O

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>>70862646
Ok
Just trying to strike up a convo...

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>>70862603
thanks good hombre, took the pill

>>70862647
and why did we wanna stop hitler

>>70862698
Keep trying la... Eventually you will get the hang of it.

>>70862698
dont ever do that again

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>>70862717
Y-yes sir

dumb phone frogposter

the digimon from puerto rico

>>70862709
Because he-

...

>>70862385
>makes dumb half-baked claim without evidence
>"y-you're shitposting!"

Sad!

ate a tin of peaches today

*makes dumb half-baked claim without evidence*
y-you're shitposting!

do NOT want to go to work today lads

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>He eats tin

the digimon thinks i want (yous) from pirates

the digimon from puerto rico

>>70862709
to protect britain's colonial interests senpai

>>70862899
>>70862900
MEXI SNAP

>>70862913
que we

forgot it was 1 and half cups of milk not 1 and a half of oats this is far too much dear oh dear oh dear

why is there a country named nigger

>>70862899
what exactly do you want then? you spend every single day here being ignored. I think you're worse than the haitian who spammed scat porn all over the board. At least he occasionally took a rest. You're here every day. Don't you feel embarrassed?

another mexican is posting here HAHAHAHA

>>70862942
are you microwaving or doing it on the hob lad? it's going to go everywhere if you're microwaving

>>70862960
>>70862980
MEXI SNAP

>>70862951
good post desu

>>70862982
microdosing it lad
it's all the rage with the youtdem

70862997
mick scum

>>70862982
did it via microwaving and no it didnt never doubt me again

esta bien rica la belinda apoco no carnal

smoking kills

microdosing alcohol rectally

>>70863030
i don't have a big enough bowl to mess about with it. goes everywhere if i get my porridge measurements wrong

had a good time at gym and just did a sweaty fart who wants to stick their face in my arse cheeks x

no one cares

ugh I'm hungry and all the places that are still open are far and I have no car

>>70863137
What makes the best chimichanga?

love hearing the church bells

scratching my balls then suddenly my room mate walked in talk about awkward haha

>>70863137
what's the difference between a fajita and a burrito?

>>70863172
stare at him and shake his hand, won't be awkward anymore

>>70863137
Please post your guacamole recipe.

the digimon is still here hahaah

>>70863204
which is better, an enchilada or a chimichanga?

>>70863137
Why did Chicanos create hardshell tacos?

>>70863221
>>70863221
>>70863221
NUUUUU

>>70863204
best taco sauce?

>>70863197
> him

>>70863263
stare at her (him) in a friendly and relaxed way. Ask her (him) how was her day, casually caressing your testicles