>this kills the non-anglo

my accent is my most powerful weapon

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>>70857935

stsuh

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>it is TREE o clock
>i went TROOH the tunnel
Why cant non anglos speak enlglish?

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>>70857935
>this kills the anglo

just put the tongue between teeth lmao

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>this kills everyone

>>70858276
dis.

>>70857935
> rolled r
> ы sound
Sutpid anlgoes

>>70857935
that sound is particularly easy though, why not go with the literally retarded "r" which is a bit rarer?

>>70858436
A smiley face?

>>70858276
>>it is TREE o clock
thats correct tho
t. NATO pro

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>>70857935
You mean the TH-rune? Kill yourself anglo vermin

>>70857935
We (the noooooordics) invented the sound, brought it into what would become old English, which then developed to modern English.

So... what you did you mean by this?

>>70859045
>we invented the sound
how did it reach spain then?

>>70859045
incorrect
norse helped make middle english, not old english

old english was made by the angles, jutes, and saxons who hailed from modern day denmark (and part of germany) though, so i'm not sure if the sound was present previously in that area (in which case it would be conceivable the norse also had the sound)

>>70857935
Which one?
The th in 'thigh' or the th in 'thy'?

>>70859106
>how did the ground get wet when it rained?
Gee anon, I dunno

>>70857935
>implying

>>70858436
>implying

>>70859159
not an explanation.

>>70857935
Funny.
Try to say:''Cão,leão,pão,são,simão,limão''

>>70858331
what is it

>>70859147
both

>>70857935
>he doesn't know Icelandic
I prefer to spell it with either þ or ð depending on if it's voiced or voiceless.

>>70858436
looks like :^)

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>>70857935
>this kills the non hispanic

>>70859394
This.
English used to have it until the 1400s or so.
CHALLENGE FOR MY FELLOW MOBILEFIGS
Equip þe icelandic keyboard use þat shit for þe rest of þe þread

>>70859513
you're doing it wrong

>>70859513

fuck off dumb phoneposter

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>>70859513
For the rest of your life*

See how many qts you'll pick up by claiming that you're Icelandic

>>70858436
>Saracen
>Killing everyone

Đæt confvses đe wikings

>>70859513
>eqvipping đe icelændic kiebord
Just hold doƿn on đe letter

>đfƿ no eald englisc

>>70859844
ƿtf igh hejt fræns

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>>70858436
This one is far worse, I fucked up my throat trying to learn how to pronounce it. Still can't.

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>>70857935 How to kill an anglo.

Zażółć gęślą jaźń

>>70860049
no

>>70860101 :(

>>70859513
reading those english words starting with the letter 'þ' makes it sound like in my head im making a farting sound everytime i say it

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>how to kill everyone, including chinese

>>70858719
ы is pronounced like "ai" mixed with "ei"

>>70859037
>Futharc
>durr the Latin letters are equivalent
This shit is retarded

>>70858719
I'm Russian and still can't pronounce roller r. Fuck this sound.

>>70859242
ayy limão

>>70860049
there's nothing difficult about that

>>70859513
Equip ð icelandic keyboard use ðat shit for ð rest of ð þread

>>70859513
You know that thorn is for voiceless dental fricatives?

You used it wrong for every word

>>70857935
A lot of young Brits have terrible with it as well

>>70858760
Our Rs are entirely normal

>>70862177
our R is not used in many languages

>>70862177
>Our Rs are entirely normal
You Rs are entirely fucked up, no sane language uses it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alveolar_and_postalveolar_approximants#Postalveolar

>>70862177
>Our Rs are entirely normal
except it literally isn't.
you sound retarded as fuck to virtually everyone in the world.

>>70857935
zee table

>>70862316
i think you meant to say "masculine and alpha" you disgusting r-rolling fairy faggot

>>70862316
>>70862284
Y'all're just jealous you can't pronounce squirrel like a worldly girl.

>>70862459
no, I'm sorry m8, but your R makes you sound faggy and retarded as fuck.

blame the britbongs 2bh, it's their fault

>>70860620
español != espaniol

>>70858436

Allahu Akbar has its own Arabic character?

>>70862523
except it's literally the same word

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>>70858436
What exactly?

>>70862523
Nah it's es pahn yohl cuase ñ=ny

>>70859037
OOOGA BOOOGA WE WUZ VIKANGZ AND SHIEB

Yeah just stay in your mudhut okay Sven?

>>70862495
i don't blame them. i enjoy our strong and alpha R sound. it is the perfect sound for many words

>HARD
>RAPE
>RETARD

you are alone in thinking that it sounds "retarded as fuck"

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>>70862589
>our strong and alpha R sound

>>70862589
Except the problem is that it isn't strong nor alpha at all. A rolling R is much stronger

>>70862617
ar-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-gentina pls go

>>70862652
it's only 1 roll
you just proved you are a retard. I mean I saw the fucking leaf so I knew beforehand, but still.

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This kills the anglo.

Chinese tones and Russian palatalization are the only actually hard sounds to master.

Vowels in English are hard to get right, but only because you don't know which one to say, not because their sound is complex.

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>>70862538
>except it's literally the same word

argies believe this


>>70862555
vocaroo it

>>70862692
Why can't Arrgentinians understand a joke?

>>70862617
you cannot tell me you would rather roll the r when calling someone a nigger. american, masculine r is the greatest sound for showing anger and hostility

/R/ > /r/ > /ɹ̠/
Prove me wrong, faggots.
Protip: You can't.

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>>70862760
this has to be b8

>>70862760
>American R
>rolled
Are you high?

>>70862795
nigger

>>70862820
no

>>70862760
No you dumb. Your R is not rolled.

>>70862820
I thought germans were supposed to be good at english

>>70862822
negro de mierda

>>70862848
i don't think i said that it is

>>70862864
>I thought germans were supposed to be good at english
Oh, please do tell me what I did wrong in that post, I am excited to find out.

>>70862848
how did 2 people fail to understand his post?

I mean he's an idiot, but 2bf his post was easy to comprehend.

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>this kills anyone trying to learn polish
oh wait, we are irrelevant shithole

>>70862888
reading comprehension, you stupid kraut.
although given you are an idiot and you couldn't even realize that you missunderstood the american's post, you're probably one of those 89iq shitskin immigrants from turkey or whatever.

>>70862889
why do you call me idiot? are you upset you can't pronounce the masculine/alpha american R?

>>70862918
Meh, cut me some slack, it is 7 am and I haven't slept for 20 hours or so. It doesn't help when half of the posts here lack proper punctuation which makes my eyes skip over some words.
>>70862972
That sound is literally what retarded people make when they try to communicate but are unable to articulate a coherent word. It's anything but alpha.

>>70862972
your R is the most retarded sound in the world whether you like it or not.
the fact that you can't make peace with it is what makes me think you're an idiot.

>>70863017
there is no argument for this. you unironically believe i would be more intelligent if i thought the american r were "retarded as fuck"

>>70863052
yes, the ability to understand things contributes a lot to one's IQ.
the fact that you don't acknowledge your R to sound retarded to the rest of the world is what makes you an idiot, either that or you do acknowledge it but don't want it to be true, which would make you even more of a retard.

>>70862523
ñ is just ny

unless you're an argie, then you make it into some kind of weird sh sound for no reason

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>gaijins have no idea how each 'o' in words like Tokyo and Kyoto should be pronounced because their spelling systems are shite

>>70862792
>/R/

It doesn't even sound like an R

It sounds like a throatier "ch" to me

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U4gUOg5zok

If you can't do this you might as well kill yourself right know.

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>>70863111
>unless you're an argie, then you make it into some kind of weird sh sound for no reason

>>70863108
i think believing what random argentinamonkeys i meet on the internet tell me would more retarded

>>70863130
No, a throatier /x/ sounds like the swiss version of it which would be /χ/, a proper /R/ is rolled a little bit.
>>70863129
I'd be quiet if I had a writing system as retarded as you, Takeshi-kun. You can't even distinguish between /v/ and /b/ that is quite sad, to be honest.

>>70857935
I never got the "american are anglo" meme.
Basically everybody here is saying that arabs, and blacks no matter how long do they live in europe will never be europeans, and they will never be germans, or french or whatever even after few generations. But bunch of europeans, mostly germans, that interbred with each other, local population, and the negro are suddenly anglo because, by accident the english ended up their official language. It's like indians started to call themselves anglo because english is official language there.

>>70863202
>You can't even distinguish between /v/ and /b/
Wait, ours can.

>>70863129
that's rich comming from a country with a syllable based language that has to pronounce "Sonic the Hedgehog" as "Sonikku za Hejjihoggu" because it's the closest they can get with their retarded as fuck language.

>>70863223
Then why can't the Japanese pronounce /v/ properly? They always say /b/.

>>70863133
what is this

>>70863277
to be fair I literally can't tell the difference either.

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>this kills the anglo

>>70863247
>Sonico el Eje Ogo

>>70863298
Are you retarded?
Like, seriously?
/b/ is a bilabial stop, like /p/, while /v/ is a labiodental fricative, like /f/. I'd understand mixing /f/ and /v/ but not /v/ and /b/, for fuck's sake. Their manner of articulation is totally different.

>>70863288
Ra Ra Ra Ra (American)
Ra Ra Ra Ra (Spanish)
Ra Ra Ra Ra (French)
Ra Ra Ra Ra (Portuguese)

>>70863277
Most of all Japanese can pronounce the v sound (ヴ) but to many it is rather uncool and unrefined to pronounce English words properly in a Japanese sentence.

>>70863349
I understand that, I expressed myself wrongly.
I do know the difference, they teach us about it in school, but in our dialect there's literally no difference, so other than in those 2 years at primary school, I've never differentiated between the 2, and probably never will.

>>70863376
>uncool and unrefined to pronounce English words properly
>implying any nip can pronounce English properly
Tanaka-san, please.

>>70863349
Spanish speakers pronounce both b and v as b

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>i before e except after c
neighbour
science
heinous
seismic

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Croatian glagolitic alphabet. We literally have a dick and balls for a letter. Too bad we haven't used this for a hundred years. Fucking Latins. I shit on them.

>>70863387
Is it because you are a dumb new world native? Hell, Vulgar Latin has a clear distinction between the two. I expected more of you, Argentina.

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>>70863415

>>70863391
Unfortunately most German speakers are technically in no position to look down on us in terms of English pronunciation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCIc2jDHB5Q

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>squee-del
germans will defend this

>>70858276
Irish people speak like this.

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>all this anglo hate

>>70863418
but that's the difference between languages.
germans trying to speak spanish always sound like fucking robots because they pronounce all of the consonants in a weird way.
they sometimes pronounce "d" as "r" and some other shit.

>>70863396
SORCERER

>>70863469
Those two are supposed to be German? Their accents don't seem to be. Usually, Germans struggle with the dental fricatives (you know, the th-sounds). Other than the aforementioned R-Sound and the th-sounds, all consonant sounds are shared with German, making it no problem at all to replicate them. Vowels are a different story, but I think Europeans are more able to reproduce the richness of English vowels than Japanese are.
>>70863498
>they sometimes pronounce "d" as "r" and some other shit.
I refuse to believe this to be possible. Like, how?

anglos are gays xDDD

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>>70863396
die?

>>70863396
that's weird

>Perkele
this kills the anglo

>>70863545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js8-QXRbIks

>pero
>vireo
>toro
>inventaras

that's in the first 30 seconds.
I know that's just 2 guys, but all of them do it, that's just the first video I could find.

All our t's are th's and all our d's are dh's (like th in the) in Berber.
Get on our level bitch.

>>70858276
Americans can speak English either. They had to butcher it first. American English(sic).

>>70863585
I can't understand why anyone would do that. But you are certainly right, they are mispronouncing it.

>>70863568
how'd i do http://vocaroo.com/i/s0thYQjSj8MR

give me a vocaroo of "the earth"

>>70863615
I know they are.
every german I've ever heard does that.

>>70860232
棒読み

>>70863333
>this kills the commuter

>>70863617
>pörkylii
>not even rolled r

>>70858331
Larry
Gary
What's the difference?

>>70863657
vowels are not consistent in english, that's the main reason as to why they're shit at learning new languages.

>>70863673
you say the r twice in "rr"

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>>70863596
>Aye I'm goin to the servo this arvo to get me some derries! OI OI OI!!

nice english cunt

>>70863673
in spanish "r" is one roll of the tongue, like in Argentina, and "rr" is several rolls (usually just 2, but if you do roll it like 3 or 4 times it's still normal) like in "arriba"

why are swedes cucks? :DD

>>70863757
>5% of your population
>forced to learn their language

Who's the real cuck here?

>>70863657
how about now cunt http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KEDVmXjq9Q

now you say "the earth"

>>70863796
4/5
cannot provide vocaroo for like 20min tho

>>70863791
ur mom xD

>>70863857
where is it

>>70857935
We Greeks
have a letter for that sound

Θ θ

>This kills everybody
???? ?? ????

>>70864582
what did he mean by this

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>>70858276
>cant
>>70863596
>can speak English either

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;)

>>70865646
Silent

>>70864432
i cant upload it because im not at home now

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This kills everyone


>Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsibaari

>>70866056
lmao that is easy

>>70866100
for us, sure.

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>>70863484
>This is the TURD time

>>70866100
>>70866150

can you guys say it in a vocaroo

Ú,ü,ű probably kills a non hungarian

>>70866158

English people sound like faggots though

>>70866237
Ian Paisley best day of my life

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>this can make everyone think

>>70866196
Not at home so not yet.

>>70866222
And gy

>>70866300
>>70866222

too bad theres no reason to learn hungarian

>>70866300
Wanted to add this but the russian can pronounce it

>>70857935
Different vowel sounding in food, foot, good, book etc kills me more

>>70866056
Easy.

Toasting from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. :-)

>>70860049
Easy, we write it as nh.

>>70865646
what in the world is that.

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Я? R?

>>70866729
Lift and escalator

Why? Its rather fucking easy to pronouce it

>>70862548
This is why

Ë

>>70866729
Elevator i lesnitza

>>70857935
European Spanish has this sound too.

---

>>70862523
This.
>>70862555
No.
>>70862538
No, kys.

>>70863206
really fondled my almonds

>>70870918
Spanish c/z is based upon an expiration because it a transformation of the "s" sound.
While english "th" is related to "t" sound, with a impulsion of the tongue.

>>70863673
>Lawy
>Gawy
>What's the diffewence?
That's how non-Scot Anglos speak

>raparperipaperi = rhubarb paper
this kills the trill-less

finnish actually used to have multiple versions of th but they disappeared

I don't think we've got any trouble still pronouncing it though

>>70857935
there was no 'th' sound allowed in the soviet union so you had to pronounce it as 'ze'

>>70863129
it's just elongated

even anglos are easily capable of pronouncing and typing it simply elongated but someone fucked it up at some point

>>70871637
Rare rabarberboerenraad

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This kills the macedonian.

>>70862077
>>70859513
actually þ was used primally word initally in OE, and ð preferred 'twixt vowels and at the ends of vowels, and /θ/ and /ð/ were allophones, with ð being used intervocalically.
(the same voiced and unvoiced allphone thing happened with /f/ and /s/, and i think /x/ as well)

Why did we ever drop Þ?
Why did our language regress?

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>>70859037
Honestly, Anglo-Saxon futhorc should have stayed the standard

>>70857935
This sound causes people to look ugly.
Example: See Brtis.

>>70858719
but anon I can roll my r's and I can make the ы sound

t.Cтyдeнт

>>70866158
Dis is deh turd in a searees of videyos.

>>70863596
American English is the 1600 way of speaking english you australian