ITT: Describe your nation's political parties

Shit, shit, and shit.

Putin's shit, commie shit, populist shit, useless shit, and naive shit

Dangerous morons and boring technocrats

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1. Corrupt neoliberal party that supports taking away our rights. Has kind of lost its way but is in the process of finding a new leader.
2. Exactly the same as above, but a little more socially progressive and pretends to not be neoliberals (and most Canadians believe their bullshit, which makes them even more dangerous). The current party in power.
3. Social democrats who actually built themselves up to be somewhat of a nationalist party under their previous leader. Now they are shit again, but they will be getting a new leader soon.
4. Quebec sovereigntist/nationalist party which are also social democrats. Would honestly be the most based party if they weren't so keen on separatism. Also, they don't run candidates outside of Quebec, so it's virtually impossible for them to ever win.
5. Greens. Current leader is a whiny cunt, but sometimes it's good to have an MP who does this and isn't part of the two major parties.

We have a bunch of other parties, but these are the ones currently represented in parliament.

>>70851916
1. Big business, special interests, old money, old families, old people
2. Bizarre hotchpotch of middle-class self-improvers, hardbitten marxists, old working class class warriors and champagne socialists
3. Predominantly middle-class wishful thinkers
4. Angry, undereducated, chip-on-the-shoulder kneejerking morons with a smattering of kleptocrats
5. Hippies and vegans
6. Anglophobic hippies
7. They're Welsh
8. Angry ex-terrorist Irish marxists
9. Angry ex-terrorist Irish reactionaries
10. Angry Nazis, particularly angry about having their thunder stolen by number 4
11. Marxist old farts desperate to infiltrate number 2

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>>70851916
>Sore losers now having the temper tantrum to end all temper tantrums

Agreed

>>70852595
Plotting a suicide bomb attack, Ali?

1. Cult of personality + muh EU
2. Dirty commies
3. Dirty turks with sleek, disturbingly clever leaders.
4. Nationalist union of totally-not-nazis.
5. Union of moderate right wing and disfuctionality.
6. Literal putinbot-nazis.
999. Some guy trying to form a party for "young people".

>>70852595
>Does something completely legitimate and justified
>Butthurt leftist judge ruins it for no reason


I would be pretty pissed too. Fuck off, Ahmed

from the top
>Independence party: right leaning and conservative ameriboos - have ruled the country pretty much since independence - oppose EU
>The left movement, green party: far left green party - still reasonably conservative and opposed to much immigration and the EU
>Pirates: bunch of loons who think reddit is real life with no coherent policy except that we need more rapefugees
>Progressive party: conservative farmer's party, anti EU - anti immigration - the party I vote for
>Restoration: new right leaning pro EU party
>Bright Future: pro EU social democrats who don't like the other social democrat party
>Social Democratic Alliance: pretty much the name - used to be the second biggest party but has been reduced to a meme in recent years - pro EU pro immigration

those are currently in parliament but there are a bunch of other meme parties with no MPs like the nationalists, the county party which is a single issue party that wants to make Iceland a county of Norway, and various populist "everyguy" parties

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>>70853447
forgot pic

>>70853377
Not the first time this has happened.

>California votes no on fag marriage
>the fags shop it to a leftist judge they own, who overturns the vote

>>70853447
>Pirates: bunch of loons who think reddit is real life with no coherent policy except that we need more rapefugees
Don't need to worry; Iceland doesn't seem like a very desirable place for Ahmed to come to.

>>70853553
the cuck president made a big show of receiving a bunch of achmed settlers to the presidential residence recently

CDU/CDU - old cuckservative
SPD - welfare party
AfD - alt-right
Linke - antifa, commies
Greens - hippies & tree huggers
FDP - greedy capitalists

>>70853638
They probably won't stay long; I recall a Finn poster saying most of the refugees who came there left in a hurry. It's cold and boring compared with France or the UK.

>>70853696
Schultz was spd right?

conservatives: down to earth about economy dont really give a shit about social services and stuff
liberals: nut jobs
ndp: communist

>>70853447
>Pirates: bunch of loons who think reddit is real life with no coherent policy except that we need more rapefugees
considering you need an app to know if you are fucking a cousin, you guys could probably use some more immigrants

australia style though, quality>quantity

PD: centre right
FI: centre right
M5S: meme
Lega: meme
minor parties: absolute fucking cancer

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>>70853827
>this is what ameriniggers actually believe

Where to begin.

1. Right wing classic liberals - Our ruling party. They are 100% corporate shills.
2. Labour party / social democrats - Our second ruling party. Corrupt and pro immigrant. They cause 80% of all the scandals. They have no real agenda.

3. Xenophobe right. Wilders wants to ban the Islam and deport Muslims. He's winning in all the polls.
4. Christian center right. They are here for the interests of farmers. Saving refugees is fine too.

5. Left wing classic liberals. They want to abolish the Netherlands and turn it into the EU.
6. Socialist party - They want to tax the shit out of everyone. But they actually protect other freedoms, like privacy, better than other parties. They are also a bit nationalistic.
7. GreenLeft. They especially hate cars and roads. They love the EU.
8. Hardcore Christians. The oldest party in our country. Very polite people. They want to abolish our democracy, ban women from politics and let the bible run this country. Not even kidding.

9. Left wing Christians. They have no real agenda.
10. Party for animals. It's basically GreenPeace run by a religious vegan nutcase.
11. 55+. They want to increase the pensions for baby boomers. That's their entire agenda.

We also have a few splinter parties that are new.
Right wing liberals: want to introduce a flat tax.
Turkish spies: They unironically want to introduce a police that only focusses on combatting discrimination. Our secret service refuses to share intel with them because they are suspected to work for Erdogan.

>>70853783
>down to earth about economy
>t. partisan idiot or a cuckbertan
Hahaha. Yes Israel really needs all that foreign aid and fuck diversifying the economy.

>>70853734
one can hope but I'm not terribly optimistic

You can chose from:
* Merkel and her companions
* Controlled opposition
* Honecker's late revenge

>>70853753
Yes

there are like 100 of them wtf

also I once described the relevant ones in one thread, can't bother to do that again, this thread doesn't look too serious

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>>70853891
you need to reread what i typed

immigrants, not refugees

>>70853932
diversification is a meme
git gud at one thing and sell that thing to other countries

t. i know nothing about economics

>>70854041
>it's a meme
>t. unemployed oilnigger

>>70854086
actually im a student and work part time as well
the only reason oil production is having issues is because libcucks wont let us build pipelines

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>>70853913
>wilders is somehow able to form a government
>he ruins the country
>turkish spies party wins the next elections

P...plz

>>70854040
and you need to not be retarded and stop believing foreign tabloids about Icelandic affairs

we absolutely don't need immigrants as we're a resource based economy (fish, agriculture and electricity) and that means sharing the finite resources with more people

>>70854132
Wilders wants to deport them though. He says they aren't Dutch. And if they love Turkey and Erdogan so much they should just move there.

He literally said that lol.

>>70853734
>UK
1) it's cold and boring here too
2) we didn't take many rapefugees

>>70854116
It's always a cuckbertan shilling for oil. Then when prices plummet they cry for fed bucks while refusing to change anything.

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>>70854041
kek
ishygddt

>>70854203
>lets not use our natural resources for no reason
>muh nature
>muh animals

>>70853783
>conservatives
Sure thing Ezra "Israel First" Levant.

>>70852425
Calling any of our parties technocrats is insulting to technocrats.

Maybe if any of our politicians could prove they know how to run a computer without a team of advisers helping them then I might happen to develop an iota of respect for them.

>>70854246
canada LITERALLY has the best nature and animals in the world tho

>>70854274
and a pipeline ruins that how?

>>70854274
Cuckbertans are known fifth columnists.

Garbage and garbage and some meme parties that are also garbage.

just gonna talk about the 2 biggest parties

Nueva Mayoría: welfare socialists (current president, who has a 18% approval rate and is ruining the country, comes from this party)

Chile Vamos: Pinochet shills, yet the country grows only when they're under control

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>>70854133
youll never expand with an attitude like that

>>70854294
first im from bc second explain why we shouldnt build oil and gas pipelines

socially they're about the same except for minor things
economically its supposed to be the party run by unions on one side who spend way more than is feasible and wants everyone to work in the government vs the slash funding to everything that doesn't boost the private sector party
at the moment its changing though and both sides are wanting to spend way more than we can afford so its coming down to stupid social issues like gay marriage that nobody should give two fucks about

>>70854274
Albertans no joke want to destroy Canada more than the FLQ. The less power they have in politics the better.

>>70854286
by disrupting the habitat of your native wildlife and destroying your beautiful scenery
>>70854333
>>70854294
fucking oilels am i right lads

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>>70854132
>the Turkish party split from the labour party
>the party is called DENK which means THINK
>the logo of the party of Erdogan is pic related
really makes you think

>>70854311
it's an island m8 there is not much to go on
also the cousin app thingy was what I was referring to with the foreign tabloids, there is essentially zero truth to the story as it's commonly told

>>70854371
how large an area do you think a pipeline takes up?
the proposed plan was the build a second pipeline alongside an existing pipeline
it doesnt destroy shit

>>70852548
I was honestly going to post the exact same thing.

Isn't NDP in a schism right now though? Last I remember a bunch of factions sprouted up since the last election.

>>70854246
How much money would it make you?

>>70854371
Albertans went ballistic for a week because alternative energy initiatives were proposed for the future. Not even at the moment but going forward. You can't reason with them.

>>70854471
more than it cost?
thats all that matters
also oil is our largest export

>>70851916

You must not have been here in 2008. Otherwise you would see the sad irony in your descriptions.

>>70854512
alternative energy is fucking retarded
the future is electric over gas powered not because its better for the environment but because its more efficient and less costly there is no need to support this with government funding

>>70854463
It seems to me as though the party is realigning with Jack Layton's values once Muclair is out. Which regardless of how you feel about that makes more sense than being liberals-lite in terms of voting options.

>>70854525
Would your government need to subsidize it at any point?

>>70854558
Yeah try telling that to Albertans without them chomping out.

>>70854593
They have.

>>70854593
https://www.transmountain.com/expansion-project

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>>70854371
>by disrupting the habitat of your native wildlife and destroying your beautiful scenery
yea coal burning trains and gasoline powered trucks are way better for transporting oil (by burning oil as they transport more oil!)
people like you make me wish for WWIII:europe again edition

>>70854041
Yeah diversification from a non-renewable resource is a meme, as well as giving the rights to all the other resources to china.

>>70854116
As far as I can recall, trudeau has always been pro pipeline based retard, and was glad to work with trump on getting it built.

>>70854558
>electric over gas powered
as long as that electricity isn't produced with petroleum mind you, but since we aren't a cucked nation we still have nuclear power plants. I recall harper supporting complete decarbonization by 2100 but cuckbertans will probably deny that too.

>>70854652
Can't you just cover the pipelines up with a little sand and grass that the animals can walk over?

Sounds pretty easy to me. A lot of important roads here have walkways for animals.

>>70854652
business idea: stop being so reliant on oil

>>70851916
Stop having a tempter trantrum you loser.

>>70851916
Commies, idiots, and more idiots.

>>70853447
Why do some people want to become a county of Norway? It's not that long since Iceland broke away from Denmark.

>>70854698
i dont mean the liberal party i mean vancouver hippies that have never left the city in their life
>>70854698
>nuclear power is bad
its the best for the environment and if we actually put money into developing it we could reduce the nuclear waste to zero
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorium-based_nuclear_power
also petroleum power plants are much more energy efficient than gas powered cars and therefore an electric car powered from a petroleum power plant is still more energy efficient and environmentally concious than a regular car

>>70854753
Which one is pena in?

>>70854698
We need to develop a new generation of reactors. We did so with the CANDU series so we have the experience but unfortunately albertans and prairiefags will try to sabotage the project out of spite.

>>70854713
yes

>>70854794
The idiots of course.

(PRI in case it was a serious question)

VVD: as long as it doesn't hurt rich people, it's fine by us.
PvdA: moar immigrants and welfare
CDA: we refuse to act according to our ideas, because we want to remain centrist
D66: it's the current year.
GroenLinks: we love the environment and peaceful refugees. Netherlands YES.
SP: Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics...
ChristenUnie: love and tolerance are the true foundation of christianity
PvdD: go vegan or go home
SGP: DEUS VULT!!!
VNL: We're basically libertarians, but refugees out.
FvD: last bastion of reason and common sense

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>>70854713
you can, but keeping it above ground is better because you will notice a leak faster

plus ease of maintenance

>>70854780
it's a tiny minority that got like 100 votes
the party was started as a protest party against the perceived corruption and mismanagement here

>>70854786
reread my statement, I said we aren't a cucked nation where nuclear power is banned.

>>70854805
And we license CANDU reactors around the world, which is what we should be doing with all of our tech. Canada should be making competitive technologies that other nations use rather than importing german or american tech and losing the GDP race.

>>70854840
I forgot:
50Plus: more gibs for muh elderly

And:
PVV: Remove kebab.
(How the fuck could I forget Wilders)

>>70854840
>FvD: last bastion of reason and common sense
Eh, don't they want to introduce a direct democracy through internet voting?

>>70854888
my mistake

>>70854917
You also forgot the Turks from DENK.

>>70854888
I agree nuclear is our future. It's not that much of a partisan issue. Even greens love it for being emissions free, but the lunatic fringe of the Conservative party (guess where they come from) is so wholly opposed to it.

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>>70854739
are you a fan of sterile hospitals? (gloves n sanitary containors)
are you a fan of sanitary food? (every piece of food you ate was packaged in a petrolium product, the only material that is clear and not made from oil is glass)
are you a fan of any object made of plastic?
do you drive a car, or use any metalic object that needs lubrication?
congradulations, you like oil

using oil for electrical power is dumb, I'll agree with you on that (nuclear ftw), but not using oil at all? thats pants on head retarded

>>70854962
greens are officialy against nuclear power

>>70855010
We can reduce our consumption while exploring alternatives though. I don't think that's some crazy suggestion.

>>70854918
Not really, the e-democracy thing mostly to support peoples involvement with democracy, for example by having petitions and a way to make it easier to organise stuff. It's not supposed to be direct democracy.

3 5 P A R T I E S
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All of them corrupt

>>70855010
>every piece of food you ate was packaged in a petrolium product
Here food goes from the field to the supermarket on the same day. If you eat fresh you don't have to use plastic products.

With drinks I guess you have to stick with beer.

>>70855036
Really? Most of the supporters I know have come around to it. Although what is happening in Japan might change that.

Former commies that splitted between commies and non-commies, and should soon split between neo-commies and non-commies

Traditionnal right wing that has been in charge for decades with a recent turn in favor of christian values. Also half of them should be in jail by now.

French Algeria nostalics who got a big lifting from their PR branch

Neo commie who belive he's Bernie Sanders

A random guy who claims he's "anti system" dezspite working for Rotschild banks and being in charge of the economy for 3 years. But he's young so people love him for some reasons

And a bunch of different commie flavors and some meme candidates

>>70854957
Oh yeah
DENK: ALLAHU AKBAR, ARMENIAN GENOCIDE NEVER HAPPENED (but we're supposedly fighting for tolerance)
Artikel 1: racism is bad mmmkay

>>70855153

>be dutch
>get small foamy beer in tiny glass bottles
>one falls out of a pallet and breaks
>The Hague floods

PP. Right leaning party, deep inside they love Franco. Everyone hates them but hell, they did some stuff right. Corruption.
PSOE. """Left""" leaning, actual right leaning, slowly dying, corruption. They did ok during the 2000s and the golden years keeping denbts down.
Podemos. Left leaning, they went from full blown commies to moderate when they discovered they could steal votes from PSOE (which they are doing now).
Ciudadanos. PP 2.0

>>70855071
100% of all alternatives (except nuclear power) are a billion times worse for the environment in the long run. I always laugh at retards that buy electric cars thinking they're saving the environment while they're actually going to destroy it within 200 years if everyone adopts those pollution-personified battery powered monstrosities.

>>70854132
If I give money to the Turkish Spies Party will I get investigated? I want to see them do well.

>>70855010
although right now alternatives to petroleum for those products are few and far between, it will be necessary to find a competitive alternative in the future before oil runs out. To be frank hemp could replace some uses of petroleum but big oil (and big chemical) would never let that happen.

>>70855217
If we didn't have a government nobody would notice it anyway.

>>70855273
I was talking more about packaging and medical supplies. Glass and plastic substitutes are coming into their own. Transportation in my opinion needs a paradigm shift in order to be salvageable.

>>70853753
He wont lift the sinking ship. You can say, almost all parties are left here, except the AfD which filled the space of the non existing center and right at the same time.

They actually have a decent electoral manifesto compared to all others parties.

>>70855172
supporters sure maybe even party members but as far as their platform goes they are agaisnt it

Colombia is irrelevant, but here it is:

Centro Democrático:

Álvaro Uribe (Expresident) is their leader. They dislike the peace agreement with Farc, because it won't send Farc leaders to jail. They are conservative both economically and socially. They are quite neoliberal and dislike gay marriage and abortion.
Antiuribists think Uribe's government was corrupt and he probably has had ties with drug trafficking and paramilitary forcers in the past, but the last thing hasn't been officialy proven ever.

U, Conservador, Liberal, Cambio Radical, Verde, others:

Currently governing. The difference with the former is that they (most) do like peace agreement because it means the end of the 60 years war with Farc. Also, some of them are less socially conservative, and support things like gay marriage and adoption.

These parties are not ideologically consistent. Some years they think A, some others they think B. The ideas can be very different between the politicians in the party. They are very corrupt too.

Polo Democrático:

Our left. They are supported mainly by sindicalists, teachers, students, and some rural people. They approve peace agreements but oppose neoliberalism. They want to break trade deals, start subsidies, and fight for national industry. Pretty much like Trump lol.

>>70855282
Our secret service is probably worse than the American one when it comes to spying. But they never do anything with the info. Not sure why they even spy when they just sleep on all the data.

>>70855439
Don't you guys have several meme parties as well? Also I was under the impression of after false positives scandal initial coverups people knew uribe was corrupt but didn't want to risk calling a spade a spade. And haven't members of his party been linked directly to paramilitaries?

CDU/CSU - Cristian-democratic/Cristian-social union
"Conservative" party of Germany. Merkels party. Pretty left for a conservative party, especially when it comes to refugees. I don't really know why they got so much support the last years, maybe because they were talented to keep everything the same as before.

SPD - Social democratic party of Germany
Traitors. Don't really give a shit about the people and even the own partys base.
Lost much support, but now changed the leader and want a EU-beurocrat (Schulz) who hasn't done anything in the country itself to get chancellor, and they are getting support for this shit.
(Also they steal the Trump memes like the trumptrain for Schulz)

Die Linke - The left
Normally I would vote for them, but because of their "solutions" for the refugee crisis I can't.
Liberal party, against missions in Afghanistan etc., against empowering big companies and banks etc.

Die Grünen - Green party
Pretty much the same as "die Linke" but more eco-focussed and in some points a bit retarded.
Also, dangerous refugee politics.

AfD - Alternative for Germany
Melting pot for islam critics, conservatives, nazis and EU critics.
Saying there is no climate change, want to change refugee politics, EU and euro sceptic.
Since there are no other parties who oppose the refugee politics of our gouvernment I'll have to vote AfD even if I can't fully support everything they want.

FDP - Free democratic party
Pretty much died the last years. Now trying to get relevant again.
I don't know much about what they want.
They kinda form the "relevance line". Everything below them (in this post) is not relevant.

NPD - National democratic party of Germany
Small probably honeypot party for retards.

DKP - German communist party
Even smaller communist party.

And a bunch of small parties.

>>70851916
1. low taxes
2. populists
3. social democrats
4. republicans
5. pol tier cringe nationalism
6. a party because getting elected while being independent is harder

>>70855131
this

the fact that it took 100 posts before some hue tried to tackle the subject shows how shit our parties are

>>70855763
>6. a party because getting elected while being independent is harder
That's a good idea actually.
Do any people who choose this way get elected?

>>70855799
are all 35 in parliament?

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Very rarely does a single party control all three branches of picrelated.

>>70852595
Even the limited character allowance isn't an excuse for a man to type like a retard.

>>70855574
Yes, some members of his party (and family) have been linked to paramilitaries officialy and have had legal issues as a result. But nobody has proven officialy that Uribe directly has those ties, so he hasn't been in jail and is currently a senator.

People with at least half of a brain know he is a corrupt piece of shit, but many believe him and love him deeply, as a saviour. Some others know he is not innocent but justify everything he has done. He was very popular when he was president. Some just agree with the discourse anti-farc.

>>70855838
Nope.
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congresso_Nacional_do_Brasil#Congressistas
The number of "Assento" is the number of people from the party.

1. Superior left leaning Australian Labor Party, progressive and best, but screws up occasionally
2. Fascist right-leaning Liberal National Party, annoyingly conservative, mainly composed of 1 percenters that only care about money. Often in power because australians are too stupid not to vote for them
3. Green Party, 3rd biggest party after Liberals and Labor, never advance past the others because they promise nothing except muh treehugging
4. Lots and lots of independents, e.g. Sex Party, Marijuana Party, they all (like the greens) only really stand for one thing (e.g. Hemp party = marijuana legalisation). Most have barely any percentage compared to labor, liberals or greens.

>>70855574
>false positives

You know how politicials are: "I didn't know it was happening" "All happened behind my back" "It was 'X' fault"

>>70855837
I mean a bunch of independents made a party. I don't think we have single person parties. In Estonia, if you run independently you need to get like 2.5% of total votes to be elected, a party needs 5% total votes. Only a few people have managed to get elected running as independents. Plus a person can only run in one electoral district. If they make a party they get more votes just by running in different parts of the country.

>>70855840
Here all branches are independent.

To become a judge you need to do law school (a master degree at university for 4 years) and a post master education of 6 years. But judges decide who get allowed into the post master education, based on your resume and test scores.

No party ever has a majority in parliament.

The King is the head of the executive branch. He appoints ministers based on suggestions of the parliament, but those suggestions don't have to be politicians, although they often are. The ministers have to justify themselves to both the King and the parliament.

The senate is elected by local politicians from the provinces (aka American states). And they are only allowed to vote on each law if the law is constitutional or not.

Thieves and thieves

Who here can say your country is at least 90% free of corruption in government?

>>70855838
>>70855960
Still, 28 are

>>70856107
A few of the other parties and media tried to spin a story how they are unelectable due to having no ideology etc. Didn't stop them from taking 8 out of the 101 seats kek.

>>70856232
Our government isn't corrupt at all.

They can be a bit partial though. If you oppose Shell, the King, American interests or some other important entity you will meet some resistance.

>>70853696
Which one currently holds power?

>>70855577
Is there a underground Neo-Nazi party out of curiosity? Or is NDP the legit Nazi party?

All of our parties say the same thing except from the extreme right and the extreme left.

2 years ago we had a social democratic government and now we have a liberal goverment and nothing has changed

>>70856328
The fact that there are 7 with no seats is a horrible thing.
The fact that there are 28 with seats is another horrible thing.

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>>70856697
>Is there a underground Neo-Nazi party
Well, there is "Der dritte Weg" (the third way) and I think one more, but they are really really small.

>>70856775
you better vote DF, only sane party

>>70856697
In some Dutch cities you can vote for Nazi's for a seat in the city council.

But nobody does.

>>70855968
>they promise nothing except muh treehugging
you should probably read up more on the greens, one of their key policies is to disband our military forces along with stopping all immigration except unskilled 'refugees' which they blanket accept
could not be a worse party

>>70856976
In 1977 the Nazi's got 0,4% of the votes for the parliament. But now they just stick to individual cities, but there the results aren't much better.

>>70856922
What happened to the immortals

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>>70856973
they only care about old people and stopping immigration

since stopping immigration is the trend in danish politics these days I might as well vote for a party that also caters to my other interests

>>70858092
don't be retarded
stopping immigration is the only priority and they're the only ones that take it seriously

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>>70858131
Nah, Inger Stojberg is doing god's work these days.

>>70858171
you should know better than to vote for a woman anon

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>>70858211
The top 3 muslim immigrant hating politicans in Denmark are all women m8.

>>70858257
not Kristian Dahl?

>>70858307
He's a pussy, DF hasn't been the same since Pia left.

Right to left

1.I swear we're not racist, we even give gibsmedat now we're not fascist the medias want us dead, that guy isnt a skinhead he has cancer
2.I swear we're not all corrupt oops what's that, it's just a small loan of a million euros to my wife its nothing haha
3.I swear we're still socialist if we're sucking dick of companies and selling workers right its for the poors haha
4.We're ecologists i swear we're relevants
5. Fuck everything, new republic now, hang the rich, do it like back in 1789.

>>70858509
vote FN only sane party

>>70855840
Well until now that is. The GOP is about o be extremely powerful.

>>70858509
lol french """""""""""""""Socialist""""""""""""""" party

>>70858608
Yes increase spendings everywhere in the police and the army but dont get money anywhere and it will work out nice plan FN got there

>>70858678
who cares desu
they're the only ones trying to avert the destruction of France so they're the ones you should choose

>>70858765
Don't believe in memes

>>70858786
memes are real in this instance

>>70853783
>conservatives: down to earth about economy

lol, just lol

>>70851916
>Describe chaos

republicans = retarded on some things, truly based on others

democrats = 100% mindless turbocuckoldry

libertarian = dude weed lmao

green = dude weed lmao

>>70851916
1. Us
2. Them

>>70858765
Yes we'll be bankrupt and ostracized by our neighbours but we'll be saved because le ebil 40000 immigrants a year out of 66 millions.

Partido Justicialista (PJ)
The traditional peronist party. It loves power. Because of that they like to screw other parties and they have changed their ideologies to win an election, they went from national socialist, to neoliberal to left wing populism.
Currently a shitshow where they have to choose a new leader.

Union Civica Radical (UCR)
Oldest party, every government they had since 1950 was screwed by militars, peronists or themselves. They have no idea how economy works. They are more like a center left party
Currently in an alliance with PRO

Propuesta Republicana (PRO)
A centrist party that the leftist media believe that they are a fascist neo liberal party, in the practice they are more conservative and soft when it comes with protests.
They are a hit-miss, they still haven't solved the heavy tax the argentinian pays.
Also the governor of Bs As is a milf and is the best politician in recent years
Currently the party in charge

Frente Para la Victoria (FPV)
They have no fucking idea how the economy works. They started ok but with the time they got worse, they also have no shame, loving to accuse the other parties of the shit they made.
They also tried to take over the media and lost in the same fashion as the democratic party in the US
Currently a fanatical leftist group living in a delution

Frente Renovador (FR)
Funded by an ex-member of the FPV. Literally PJ mixed with FPV, only trying to appeal as something different.
Currently trying to recover from the assblasts from last year

Frente Amplio Progresista (FAP)
Progressist party, it's shit.
Currently in charge of Santa Fe, a shitshow.

Frente de Izquierda y los Trabajadores (FIT)
The leftist party. Nobody likes them. Democracy only is real when they win. They have no fucking idea how economy works. Claims to be an independent party but it has links with other leftists parties in US, Germany and Sweden.
Currently selling bread

>>70858972
you will be neither of those m8
but even if it were true that's reversible but the demographic shift of France to a muslim country is an irreversible development

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>national
centre right
>labour
centre left
>greens
commies pretending to be care about the environment
>nz first
"haha lol dude what our export-based economy needs is more protectionism t. economics expert"
>act
libertarians
>maori
centre left, dude maori rights lmao
>united future
literally exactly the same as national except dudeweed

>>70858972
How old are? You should have seen at least one election. If the new party win they just reform stupid shit and don't touch important things because of the popularity and votes in the next elections. Even if fucking hitler with stalin win nothing almost nothing will change

>>70859013
Surely you know more than people that spent their lives on that matter

>>70859038
please point me to the people who spent their lives on the matter that say France will be bankrupt and ostracized by all their neighbors if they vote for FN

>>70859027
That's what's going to happen but if they aplly everything they want to do, the maths shows that there's absolutely no money for that shit, it wont increase the state revenue they're palnning everything on the same growth that doesnt exist just like the current party in power. If we go out of the euro like they plan to the Franc will massively lose its value compared to the euros and there's going to be unpayable and spiraling debt.

>>70859084
Talking about immigration

>>70859101
what do you dispute?
that France is becoming increasingly muslim or that the demographic shift is irreversible?

>>70859094
How do you even get debt if you will use your own currency. Moreover everyone has debts now. Loot usa or japan nobody gonna pay them. And if you leave eurozone euro will sink to the bottom.

>>70859153
We have unpaid debt in euros. If we switch to Franc all our of eursos that are now Francs will lose their value and the debts in euros will be relatively much more expensive.

>>70859144
Both are wrong all demographics studies shows that they will never reach 10% of the population

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Democracy

>>70859220
Euro will sink too so there will be no problem. You can also reconstruct it and in the end it would be even easier to pay after your start period where currency will be cheap and export will increase

>>70859235
you already have the largest muslim population in Europe outside of Russia and Turkey and you want to import even more?
central Paris is already starting to look like fucking Istanbul

and please tell me how those 6 million muslims are going to disappear in the future, how the demographic shift is going to undo itself
and please tell me how importing more and more won't increase the number

>>70859313
>you already have the largest muslim population in Europe outside of Russia and Turkey

>whats Albania and Bosnia

>>70859336
tiny countries with a smaller combined population than the muslim population of France

>>70859313
Because you know everyone make babies not just muslims. And muslims also stop being muslim because its shit.
>>70859257
There's no export its not China. They plan to bring back factories and shit but of course no one is going to pay for french workers far too expensive. And prices are going to raise super high because they will tax imports. And so on.

>>70859385
you'll be stuck with non muslim sandniggers then whatever
a very marginal improvement but still terrible

again FN is the only party serious about doing anything about this

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>>70859153
>>70859220
you fools, sovereign debt is a tool to adjust employment, its not "debt" in the same way that you or I or microsoft would have "debt"

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>>70851916
1. Corruptshits
2. Martyrshits
3. Catholicucks

>Meme parties nobody cares about
4. Neomartyrshits
5. Commieshits
6. Greenmafiashits

>don't even remember the rest

>>70853487
how the fuck did california vote no for gay marriage?

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>>70859788
because actors are not the only people who live in the most populated state

protip:central california (aka the desert, mini nevada) is more conservative than any place in the old confederacy

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>>70859788
the 2016 election map has even more red