/éire/ & friends but no brits allowed

first for foreign birds

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>12 posts early

>>70850034
and a terrible edition too

>>70850034
Last time I waited too long to make a thread there were three posted at once and we argued for ages until janny deleted them all.

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Lolly mate, what's goin' on?

Alone and walking along the Liffey

>>70850139
You fucken drugger.

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>>70850170
wadiyatalkinabeet

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*deletes*

playing tf2 and listening to igor rasteryaev

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHVrkuf2uO8

fucking work tommorow

English paper 1 mocks tommorow

What do lads?

>>70850332
If you're anyway decent at writing paper one is easy

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>>70850332
Go to bed, ya fuckin' druggo

>>70850332
get off /éire/ because this is an 18+ website

>>70850139
Saddy mate wha's goin' on

>>70850332
English is piss

I wrote some absolute pseud bollocks for the essay that made me cringe while writing it and got above 80% for the LC

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>>70850537
Not a lot mate. Here, try this

>>70850574
Same here

Do you skip a line for dialogue and quotes and shit?

>>70850358
Yeah I'm alright, I hope I don't get some "write a speech delivered by malala yousfwaszi to the UN addressing the importance of feminism and immigration"

>>70850369
?

>>70850398
18

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>Valentine's day comin' up

Still no gf ever

I'm not as upset as i was about it in the past... Maybe i'm growing and finnaly accepting my fate

>>70850937
This will be my first one alone in 4 years

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>>70850937
Thankfully I'm a NEET now and won't have be around happy people in public.

>>70851041
.....
normie

Well, enjoy the day then. Enjoy the freedom pheraps

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>>70851041
>This will be my first one alone in 4 years.

>>70851066
Having been out and about back home during many a Valentines day, I never saw much that might trigger a forever alone type unless they were actively looking to be triggered.

The internet is far worse.

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>>70849954
>friends but no brits allowed

REEEEEE I didn't choose this flag

>walking the dog
>dog takes a shit beside the road
>reach into my pocket for the bags
>fumble and take 3 minutes to do this
>actually just killing time until all the cars pass and i can walk away without anyone seeing me
Anyone else do this?

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>>70851201

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>>70851201
That's okay

>>70851273
You can't just reverse the meme. Get your own gimmicks

>>70851266
I just let him shit wherever. No Gards around, no one complains and plenty and local dogs to blame if they do.

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>>70851273
>United Caliphate
>calling anyone muslim

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>>70851266
More than a bit scummy, lad. No consideration for other people who might walk in your dogs shit?

>>70851340
Can't be arsed picking up shite and carrying it around. It'll be degraded into the soil in a few days anyway

>>70851326
>>70851351
see
>>70851146

>>70851379
If you walk in the grass lanes beside the curb then you deserve to stand on shite. There is no other reason to have those other than for dog shite

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>>70851383
>GET TAE FUCK TAI-

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuLA9PCIOaA

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>>70851266
No I pick up the poo every time. Only leave it be if she shits in a particularly isolated area in the park

>>70851488
Good goy

>>70851382
Should only be mandatory if it's right in the middle of the path or something. There's a place in town where the path is fucking covered with dog shits, funnily enough it's where all the rich people live.

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>>70851471
what's up my dude

>>70851148
>The internet is far worse

It depends. If you go out in the valentine's day all you see is the couples happily hanging out and the minority of loners drinking themselves to death

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>>70851483
Is this the Irish Sargon of Akkad?

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>>70851427
>If you walk in the grass lanes beside the curb then you deserve to stand on shite
While I commend you for not just letting your dog shit on the footpath, why are so many dog-owners reluctant to be responsible for what their dogs do in public? The rest of Western Europe doesn't seem to have issues with footpaths littered with dog shit like many of our urban centres do. It all comes down to the attitude of the owners.

>>70851488
Good lad - you're a class above the knacker types that just let their dogs shit anywhere.

>>70851483
think I could be funnier if I tried this

>>70851756
take that back he ruined that mexican one haha

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>>70851268
Easter-N Europe?

>>70851483
What sort of an accent does he have

>>70851146
Giving an entire generation of Brits PTSD was fun.

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>>70851570
Nothing much my fellow Irishman

>>70851853
Wexford?

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>>70851869
y not senpai

>>70851483
Needs a bit of editing, he takes too many pauses when he speaks. Also would be better if he downloaded the video instead of recording him talking over a stream.

Still good though.

IRISH PROTESTANT POWER RANKING

Noble heresy tier
>Anglican
>Lutheran
>Methodist

Dark heresy tier
>Baptist
>Presbyterian
>Evangelical
>Pentecostal

Terrorist/cult tier
>Free Presbyterian
>Vineyard Movement

Not even Christian tier
>Assemblies of God
>Eternal Sacred Order of the Cherubim and Seraphim
>Mormons
>Quakers

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I'm doing nofap to prepare myself for Valentine's Day.

.....Maybe masturbation will help take my mind off it.

IRISH PROTESTANT POWER RANKING

Shit tier
>all protestants

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Lads, I'm in a thread where anons are asking why Irish people didn't just go fishing during the Great Famine to avoid starvation. I don't know enough about this part of our history to give a detailed answer. What do?

>>70851483
>I went in to protest trump on the weekend
>oh really what are you protesting against
>uhhh

ah yes

>>70852324
Because the EU wouldn't let us fish over the quota and let brits take all our fish.

>>70852431
blame Iceland

>>70852324
Fishing took a lot of time and they didn't have fishing boats, English were still taking food so even if they did fish it wouldn't be enough to feed their families, fishing takes patience which starving people are in short supply of, money spent on a fishing rod was money that could be spent on food, England forbade fishing apparently, the whole famine was a plot devised by a small group of fenians to force mass amounts of Irish to emigrate and colonise the world, English ethnic cleansing/genocide, etc, etc.
Take your pick.

>>70852719
blame India

>>70852324
Wasn't there something about Irish people not being allowed to own land for a few kilometers near the coast? Something about helping invasions?

>>70852491
>>70852885
*blames you*

>>70852324
its a meme
I've given comprehensive answers a load of times and they just ignore it any say some other stupid thing

>>70853003
blame France bro

>>70852324
No country in the world could have been sustained on fish alone in the 1840s.

The fishing industry and ability to transport it around the country didn't develop anywhere until decades later. Even today it wouldn't even be possible, within reason.

Oh, and there are reports of fishermen going out of business because they were forced to sell their ships and equipment to pay rent (their land being owned by English or Anglo landlords)

You should point out that ultimately all the socioeconomic conditions in Ireland that directly led to the famine were deliberately and carefully engineered by the British authorities.

>>70852941
Doesn't explain lakes and rivers though.

>>70853019
Can we just make a massive FAQ pasta/ image with answers for every time someone comes asking about the famine? Need one for why we don't speak Irish.

>>70853040
wtf I hate France now !!

mam made curry
absolutely hate curry

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>>70851483
Now that is good.

Why are all their voices so screechy and unbearable?

>>70853319
its ma here mam is more of a brit thing

mum is also acceptable

>>70853353
>Why are all their voices so screechy and unbearable?
Side effect of leftism.

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Goodnight /éire/ and friends

tfw no irish friends on steam

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>its ma here
>mam is more of a brit thing
>mum is also acceptable

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I'm early today boys

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>>70853434
Somebody should do a medical study on that. So many eardrums could be saved from such horrible oppression if we find a cure.

Also, from the video:
>1 in 3 women experience violence
Now there's a meaningless statistic. I experience violence when I play Battlefield. Conor McGregor experiences violence when he enters the ring. Anybody can experience violence if they watch an action movie.

>>70853401
both are acceptable but mum is definitely a saxon thing

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>>70853401
me ma thinks we're posh and makes us call her mum
i call her ma or mammy to annoy hern

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Can you imagine?

>>70853690
mammy>all tb h

>>70853754
>arabs, spics, blacks everywhere
be thankful

Fuck off armylad I've been checking the website everyday for 2 and a half weeks

When will the recruitment start so i can fix my life

>REEEEEEEEEEE

>not a single conor post
It is true then, conor posting is actually dead.

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>>70854426
It just didn't have staying power. Poor quality gimmicks always fizzle out like that.

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>>70854426
Is it fuck

>>70854410
>thinking joining the army will help you

>>70854487
Why are you posting children's cartoons?

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Anyone staying up watching the super bowl?

>>70854426
It's just one guy doing it. If he's not here it dies.

>>70854563
Would solve every problem that I've yet to solve in my life
>would get a routine again
>acquire discipline
>face my fears
>move out of the house
>be back in an all-male environment which i miss
>make money
>have a goal
>have a career
>get fit
>hopefully make another best friend (have two atm but would like another)

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>>70854581
Didn't even know it was on.

>>70854581
no, that stuff bores me
>>70854675
neither did i till like half an hour ago

>>70854656
>all male
Nope

You'll even be following orders of females

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>>70854675
It's an exhilarating 0-0 after the first quarter, you're missing out!

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Posting false predictions on the boards.ie mocks thread

Feel positively devilish

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>>70854770
Didn't know American football was as exhilarating as English football.

>>70854608
There's two actually
Conorposter is the main one, derrylad (me) posts the odd one aswell

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>>70854764
>You'll even be following orders of females
I remember seeing an ad for that TV show RTÉ had about a year ago that followed army recruits going through their basic training. and there was always this seen of some female officer screaming at some young lad.

Wasn't a fan desu.

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Do i fap before or after taking a dump?

>>70854764
Don't believe this desu, would only take it seriously if you were armylad

>>70854913
*scene

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Did someone say "conorposting"?

Stupid weebs.

>>70854919
Sega, merda, doccia

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>>70854913
>>70854764
If you join the French Foreign Legion, you're guranteed to get bossed around by a man, they don't allow girls in their club.

>>70854919
edge before, use dump to bring yourself over the limit

>>70854656
>>would get a routine again
You can do that with an alarm clock.

>>face my fears
If your fear is old men shouting at you and getting shot then you'd really be better off avoiding them.

>>move out of the house
Can do that with any job.

>>be back in an all-male environment which i miss
Bit gay.

>>make money
Again, any job.

>>have a goal
Which is?

>>have a career
Don't need to sign your life away for that.

>>get fit
Again, not hard to do normally.

>>hopefully make another best friend (have two atm but would like another)
>two best friends

>>70854764
Remember watching a show on RTÉ about the army. One lad screwed up and his (female) superior gave out to him. You can tell he wasn't intimidated at all. He tried looking sheepish so he wouldn't get in more trouble but you could tell he was just annoyed with listening to her. She was just screeching up at him.

>>70854919
Depends if you need to piss too. They say it's good to wank first then piss because it cleans the urethra but sometimes it gives you that horrible constpissated feeling.

>>70855078
>You can tell he wasn't intimidated at all. He tried looking sheepish so he wouldn't get in more trouble but you could tell he was just annoyed with listening to her. She was just screeching up at him.
Sounds a lot like the scene I was referring to here: >>70854913

He didn't seem that intimidated, true. But her screeching sure was annoying and he still had to call her "sir".

British Army seems more fun 2bh, Irish army piss about and do drugs and go mad whenever they get time off, one of the biggest ecstasyheads I know is in the army

Plus plenty of Gaels joined the British army, fair enough join the irish army with a goal of being in the rangers or that new CTU RR unit they have but personally I think If I was nordie lad and wanted to do something meaningful to serve the public and have craic with the lads, I hear the gardai are a right piss about and good money, they're open for recruitment soon as well I think

Now I'm off to bed I've the mocks in the morning

God damn American football commentators are weird. They stop the game every few minutes and examine every single move the players made. How do they watch this?

>>70855136
Yeah that' it, finished my post before scrolling down.

>>70855078
>alarm clock
My job doesn't allow for this
>better off avoiding them
I'm afraid of fighting so I'd like to get over it
>can do that with any job
Not a job I'd enjoy though
>bit gay
Ebin
>don't need to sign your life away for that
It isn't for life and if i don't like it, I can leave in a few years, but if i do like it then it's no odds really
>not hard to do normally
Why would i pay money to get fit when i can get paid to get fit?
>>two best friends
Aye, would trust them with my life and more. Getting along well with someone isn't enough to be bestfriends

>>70855239
>they're open for recruitment soon as well I think
I thought that was only around September?

>>70855284
>My job doesn't allow for this
How?

>I'm afraid of fighting so I'd like to get over it
Fighting isn't an everyday part of modern life. You can live a normal healthy life without fighting.

>>70855239
You'd get the same class of people being a grunt in the British army.

night senpai

>>70855239
Gardaí don't carry guns, they're glorified bouncers
>>70855427
>Fighting isn't an everyday part of modern life
But when it happens it's crucial. Don't tell me you don't immediately size up every fella that you meet

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>career advancement opportunities being thrown at me from Ireland for the past few months
>absolutely no interest in hoisting myself out of my current rut
I thought when I got over the France they'd leave me alone and I'd get a few years of stability and consistency.

Who are we up for in the Superb Owl lads??

>Why do people kill themselves, Father?
>Why do people kill themselves?
>That's jumping in the deep end.
>Lots of reasons, I suppose.
>Why do you think yourself?
>I don't know. The drink, depression... Lack of sex, maybe.
>You're a presentable man. I wouldn't have thought you'd have trouble there.
>I don't have the gift of the gab. Never had it.
>That's making you feel suicidal?
>More bored than anything else. It's either suicide or joining the army.
>Those are drastic choices.
>You can learn a trade if you join.
>You can learn a trade if you don't.
>You can experience more of life.
>You think you can become a more authentic person by fighting in a war? By killing people.
>You're against me joining is what I'm sensing.
>Let's put it this way:
>I've always felt there's something inherently psychopathic...about someone who joins the army in peacetime. As far as I'm concerned people join the army because they want to find out what it's like to kill someone. I hardly think that's an inclination that should be encouraged, do you?

>>70855599
I thought France was a shithole full of no go Muslim ghetto areas ams daily terrorist attacks, how is Ireland not the obviously superior choice if its career advancing as well?

>>70855606
Patriots

>>70855599
Is it a problem? Can't you just stick with what you have?

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>I have had murderous feelings, though, I have to admit. Not getting laid. It's starting to make me feel really angry towards women.
>I feel I've exhausted all the possibilities of pornography.
>I'm on to transsexual pornography at the moment.

Is Milo /ourlad/?

>>70855701
Why?

Me too though, dunno why

>>70855687
France =/= Paris.

>>70855599
Come home and be my new friend.

>>70855727
Shame this did terribly in the box office, had every well known Irish actor in it, probably won't get another its calibre for some time makes me wonder why the Irish film industry is so shit, probably because it blows loads of money on shite indie films

>>70855757
I like Boston and I know who Brady is so that's my weak reasoning.

>>70855701
>>70855757
I like the Falcons' logo.

>>70855777
Isn't Marseille majority Muslim? Remember reading that back in Breiviks manifesto yesrs ago, time flies, can't imagine what Calais is like

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>>70855630
>More bored than anything else. It's either suicide or joining the army.
I remember when watching that movie that this line in particular struck a chord with me. It's not so much wanting to join the army that appeals to me, but the idea of doing something that matters because I'm so incredibly bored with life.

>>70855687
I didn't necessarily come here for career advancement, I wanted to get out of Ireland for a while and a work opportunity presented itself. I'm in a lovely part of the country though and I'm comfortable here for the time being.

>>70855701
>Is it a problem? Can't you just stick with what you have?
Officially I'm only over here for 1 year at the moment. Originally there was a likelihood that it would be extended if everybody was happy to do so, but I now doubt that it will be.

>>70855899
Maybe you need to find some motivation out of your job. Are you able to take some time off and be unemployed if it comes to that?

Just woke up

>>70855822
>did terribly in the box office
>grossed 16.9 million
>on a budget of 10k
Not everything has to do Hollywood blockbuster numbers. For an indie film it did pretty damn good.

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>>70855867
Marseilles is fucking dodgy, like most the major urban areas in the south unfortunately. Friend of mine got mugged when he was in Marseilles recently despite being in a fairly safe part of the city.

>>70855727
>I feel I've exhausted all the possibilities of pornography.
Kek.

>>70856047
I went to bed at 10am yesterday. It's going to be a long night.

>>70855456
>doing drugs in the British army
Only if you want to be immediately fired. Get hammered when the chance provides itself though true enough.
>>70855899
You'd prefer the navy, tell em I sent ya.

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Frogweeb's stories make me sad. It makes me realise that even if I move to another country and have a job, I'll still be the same lonely person up late on 4chan.

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>>70856028
>Are you able to take some time off and be unemployed if it comes to that?
I could (I save most of what I earn), but I can't. I was NEET for just under a year in the past. As much as a huge part of me wants to go back to that lifestyle because it was so very easy, I know that it will only cause my depression to become unmanageable again.

>>70855899
no one cares about your shite life you self involved cunt

>>70856320
It's because he doesn't smoke I bet.

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>>70856320
To be fair, nobody should expect their life to suddenly improve just because you change the scenery. If you have mental or emotional problems in Ireland, you're gonna have them in France too unless you make drastic changes to your lifestyle too.

And as for a job - for me it's nothing more than a means of passing the time and paying the bills.

>>70856386
Noted.

>>70856386
I care. And my opinion's worth more than yours.

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>>70856386
He's the best and most genuine poster in this sad, depressing general.

>>70856544
>He's the best
Debatable.

>most genuine
This is true.

>>70856544
I bet you two role play bucking with each other ye poofs yis

>>70856640
I do love a good game of Buckaroo to be fair with ya now.

>>70856640
No, don't worry. He likes you cunts who hate him more than me.

>>70856544
Fuck off jaguar you gay despicable cunt

>>70856710
I'm sure you'd love frogweeb to buck you in the poo ye poof ye
>>70856712
Neh frogweeb is only the 5th worst poster here, I don't hate him.

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>>70856750
I'm fully straight, calm yourself. brb watching pepsi zero sugar half time show

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>Ireland's closest thing to an ally is USA

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>>70856750

>>70856846
Only because of our diaspora living there. We just want to be left alone for the most part. We've no desire to conquer or show up any other nation. The Irish Dream is a quiet life away from the eternal Saxon and all his evils

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Choose 4chan.

Choose baneposting. Choose dubs checking. Choose the NEET life. Choose slice of life anime. Choose pissing into plastic bottles. Choose chronic masturbation addiction. Choose alt-right consiracy theories and alienating yourself from society. Choose posting cartoon frogs at 4 O clock in the morning wishing you spent your youth chasing teenage love instead of talking to creeps online. Choose your future. Choose 4chan.

But why would I do a thing like that that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB5yim5fU58

>>70856846
It's unironically Britain
>>70856991
>away from the eternal Saxon
Stop asking us to defend you then, jet fuel costs money.

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>>70856997
>Choose alt-right consiracy theories and alienating yourself from society.
>tfw when you have those brief moments of regret about taking the red pill
Thankfully those moments pass, but one can only wonder might things have been different had I remained ignorant?

>>70857089
>double when
First sign that I'm tired.

>>70857055
>Stop asking us to defend you then
I don't think we ever asked to be fair.

>>70856893
I wish that people would start screaming "MEMRI" in the way that people scream "WORLDSTAR" whenever someone goes on a crazy Islamic tirade.

>>70856997
>wishing you spent your youth chasing teenage love
I was afraid I'd look like an idiot trying to be with girls as a teenager. I may be a 20 year old virgin but at least I have slightly less cringey memories.

>>70857127
Literally ask us to patrol your waters every other week.

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I may be almost 30, live in my mom's basement, have no friends, never had a job, and be a college dropout

but at least I'm not a virgin

>>70857151
Since when? I've never seen or read anything about that.

>>70857151
Doesn't happen, the UK buys the right to fish in the Irish Sea. If you're the one fishing in it, then you may aswell patrol it too

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>>70857184
>he blew his only chance to become a wizard

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>>70857089
I hate thinking about race so much now. I used to be able to watch TV without noticing forced diversity quotas. Shit sucks.

>>70857184
>dropping out of college
>not just repeating for 7-8 years until you pass

why

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>>70857253
probably because everything is politicized now
can't even watch sports without getting lectured

>>70857253
Most people notice that. DW lad

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wish i had desu friends -_-

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>>70857253
For me it's the virtue-signalling that's driving me mad. I see it fucking everywhere now and it has made me suspicious of any publicised good deed.

>>70857337
I'll be your friend for a tenner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbU4fPYRvcY

>>70857337
What's a desu friend?

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>>70857292
You need to pay for college in the States. You lose any scholarship money you might be getting if you don't graduate within 4 years. So continuing for 7-8 years would probably bankrupt you, your next of kin, and their next of kin.

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>>70857292
if you fail a semester you'll get your federal funding cut and most people can't afford to continue going after that
then you have to drop out and somehow repay your loans while unable to get a job
he'll probably end up jumping off a bridge

>>70857389
>>70857444
well shit, that sucks

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>>70857337
We can be friends.

>>70857685
u lie

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>>70857816
You're right, it's too strange to make friends over the internet. But we can be friends here at least.

Juniper

Tell me about Maynooth and the National University of Ireland

I might be going on exchange there

might visit my family in tallaght for christmas lads

>>70858547
Never been to Maynooth. NUI Galway's the biggest leftist stronghold in western Ireland. The rest are irrelevant.

The more leftist the area, the smarter and the wealthier.

>>70858687
>leftists
>smart

>>70858687
Delete this

>>70858687
the more detatched from reality the area, the more leftist it is.
>>70858703
smart means educated and educated means rich, brainwashed and in an ivory tower

>tfw neck pain
>tfw it's making all those crackling noises again

Can't go to the gym tomorrow fuck...

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>one score game

>>70858855
Oh shit is it almost over? I wanted to watch the half-time show and see what's so special about it.

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I'm tired but I have to stay up to fix my sleep schedule.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JadrdWiinLg
The absolute state of the army, look at the cows they're letting in, cunts are still doing up their eyelashes during training.

>>70859838
I hate seeing women doing their makeup while driving. Why do we let women do anything?

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Happy 4am.

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Just woke up for the 2nd time this thread
>>70860142
You too

>>70860468
you're always waking up in the middle of the night aren't you?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candace_Newmaker

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>>70861248
>Forty minutes into the session, Jeane asked Candace "Baby, do you want to be born?" Candace faintly responded "no"; this would ultimately be her last word.

Only stupid American faux-sentimentality and post-Christian "spirituality" could be this retarded.

>>70861248
what the fuck

Wakey wakey wagies.

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fuck the london guard

Old Simpsons caught me off guard again.
Made me spit water out of my nose.

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>>70863328
I swear there are some jokes I'll never get tired of.

if I am a cute manlet will irish women want to beat me up

how do I get them angry enough to overpower me

>>70863429
>how do I get them angry
Irish women are always angry. The closest emotion to happiness they feel is bitchy.

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>>70863462
wow that's good to hear
I hope they really like punching my manlet face and telling me how weak I am

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>>70863523
sadism >>> masochism

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>>70863550
I like both, but I prefer to know the woman a bit first before sadism.

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>>70854426
>conor posting
>not heem posting


sounds like you need to get heemed

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I'VE GOT TO HAVE A TELLY

OR THE BOYS WILL KILL ME

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGn1443PyNg
choon lads

>>70852160
>tfw Lutheran

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>>70856997
I want to frame this post and put it on my wall.

Is posting fucked for anyone else?

>>70864293
bit fucked for me too

I need help to understand this matter
>Be american
>Don't watch Superbowl match because American football doesn't interest you
>Turn on TV just to watch the commercials in the middle of the game

>>70864437
>trying to understand americans

Móra na maidín daoibh buachaillí
>>70864437
Americans are horny for all things consumerist

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>>70864338
Seems it's only not working on /pol/ but I see other countries posting. Maybe we got range banned. Or maybe the site's just fucking up again.

Good morning lads
Have a nice day

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>>70864437
IT'S PART OF MUH FAMLEE TRADITION
IT'S LIKE GOING TA CHURCH™ DURING THE HOLIDAYS™
WE GET TA RECONNECT WITH THE IMPORTANT COMPANIES IN AR LIVES

>>70864536
ciao pizza mozzarella

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>>70864549
>our military stronk
>gets wailed by slant eyed rice farmers

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>>70864437
Super Bowl's a massive event. Lot's of companies know millions will be watching so they make expensive ads. If the ads contain something you're interested in then you tend to tune in ie watching for a new trailer of a movie you're looking forward to.

>>70864566
Hi boss

>>70864437
Its cuz the commercials are actually pretty funny, usually. This year they sucked. It was a TON of propaganda.

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>>70864591
>This year they sucked. It was a TON of propaganda.
It's been that way for a decade or more, and before that it was just a company trying to convince you to buy things, the propaganda of consumerism.

America is fucked.

>>70864591
I don't get why companies are stupid enough to advertise using wedge issues. When a lefty sees the coke superbowl ad they're not going to run out and buy some Coke just because they agree with them.
All it does is alienate a chunk of your audience.

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This job workshop yoke better not be a fucking scam I swear to god

>>70864650
>he won't go out and buy a coke
I'd say that some of them are actually stupid enough to do exactly that

>>70864717
Well yeah, that's why advertisement happens at all, but the bigger conundrum is why there's a rush for all these companies to put left-wing stuff in their ads.

Is someone paying them or is it a hive mind?
Is it to spread the agenda in people's minds or is it triumphalism designed to overbear their resistance?

A bit of a chicken-and-egg question, perhaps.

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Posting on /pol/ seems fine now, just a bit delayed.

>>70864707
You've been saying this for a while, when are you going to it?

>posting on /pol/

>>70864836
>posting on /pol/
stop it please

>>70864900
>>70864906
Like all sensational news outlets /pol/ is a horrible addiction.

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>thread about something I really like is on page 10
>try to post to save the thread
>"connection error with sys.4chan.org"

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>>70864999
>save thread
>no one else posts
>it falls back down to page 10 and dies

I'm your saviour

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>>70865095
>tfw no qt fascist gf

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>>70864437
>Mention super bowl to co-workers this morning
>Asked about Lady Gaga's performance and the Budweiser commercial
>Nobody cares about who won

The weirdest part to me are all the threads on /sp/ of Americans watching the game alone and feeling like a loser because of how big a social event it is with snack tables and parties.
I can't imagine ever watching a Six Nations or Champions league game alone and thinking "wow, this is pathetic"

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https://twitter.com/endstpats

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>>70866259
>I can't imagine ever watching a Six Nations or Champions league game alone and thinking "wow, this is pathetic"
I watch the 6 Nations with /éire/ and /sp/. But I won't be going back to /sp/ any time soon - the bullying is too much.

>>70864437
i really dont get it
ive got a personal hatred for ads. no matter how good an advertisement is, i dont give a shit solely because thehre just trying to sell me shit. it cheapans everything imo.
dont care for the sport much either

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>>70866334
heh

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i see you lost to my ancestral homeland at the weekend.

tough luck taigs.

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>>70866460
yes, southwest ireland lost to northeast ireland.
t. 65 county republican

>>70866334
There was a chill /a/ thread for the super bowl on /sp/ yesterday which was nice, aside from when the mod deleted it.
/rug/ is full of bullies, yes

goodmorning my fellow irishmen

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Good morning my fellow subjects of the British Empire.

>>70866503
actually make that 68

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>>70866634
freestater out

>>70866460
So you realised that this is really your home general rather than /brit/ right?

>>70866259
>Watching 6 nations alone is pathetic
QUIT MAKING FUN OF ME

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>>70866634
Good post

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>>70866818
Cute doggo.

>>70866818
>not using the Dominion flags for the colonies
Try harder.

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>>70866818
kys

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>>70866773

i only come to this general to knock you deluded uppity taigs from your perch

/brit/ will always be my home, and seemingly half this general under the southern flag

Miserable day lads

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>>70867186
its still night LOL

>>70867186
In both weather and feeling.

I think I'm seeing snow.

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>>70867204
I know that feel

>>70867738
County?

>>70867776
Galway. It's mixed in with the rain though. One of the advantages of a skylight.

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>tfw you haven't left the country since you were 7 years old
feels bad, lads. I want to see the world. I want to go to America, or Italy, or maybe somewhere like Belgium or Germany.

>>70867834
Germany is great. You can get to anywhere in Berlin using a train that comes every 4mins

The girls are fucking lethal too

>>70867834
11 or 12 for me. Not really fond of travelling, too much hassle.
Think the last time I left my county was 4 years ago on a trip in Leaving Cert.

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>>70867916
>The girls are fucking lethal too
In the good way or the bad way? All the German girls I've met were very nice, albeit a tad formal.

>>70867834
Belgium is ... special
don't bother visiting anything between the Grand region and flanders , it's mostly just commieblocks in the rest of wallonia

>>70868000
>it's mostly just commieblocks in the rest of wallonia
Not to mention the horrible motorways. They make our roads look well-maintained.

>>70868039
quite sad actually , saw some pictures of pre-ww1 wallonia and it looked very nice before everything was bombed to shreds

>>70867984
Good way. Most can speak a good level of english and they loved my accent

>>70866503
Good post.

>>70868163
German accent is great on women.

It tends to make them sound reserved and intelligent.

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>>70868222
>German accent is great on women.
The Swiss-German accent is even better.

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>>70868163
>tfw lived in Ireland all my life
>only know Irish people
>somehow have a weird pseudo-british accent
>only sound Irish when drunk or when intentionally putting it on
I wasn't like this as a child either. I think it started in secondary.

Do people who speak Gaelic as their motherlanguage have a special accent when they are talking English?

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Some spicy spins on old Anglo/Hiberno memes coming from LWA threads over on /a/ recently.

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>>70868593

>Gaelic

>>70868287
D4?

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>>70851483
>with commentary

>>70870192
be breddy extreme having a star of david on your fleg

>>70870251
King Dave was pretty cool tho

>>70868287
iktf, I'm told I have an american accent.

What's the best bank to open an account with?

>>70868287
>>70871051
how does this happen, christ

>>70871051
>>70868287
State of you lads

>>70871272
I don't come from an area with a strong accent and grew up watching american tv shows.

>>70871399
i mean ive lived half my life outside ireland, and although ive had to make an effort to stop myself sounding more american, i've still definitely got an accent that's mostly irish (although i think my american accent is near perfect if i make an effort)

>>70871457
There isn't that much of a difference between a neutral Irish and American accent, it can be difficult to distinguish sometimes.

>>70871540
>neutral
that means average dublin
having lived in america for a while and probably being the only person itt who isnt still shocked when hearing an american irl, it's pretty damn easy for me to tell an average, boring dublin accent from an average, boring american accent
i wonder if the average person ITT can tell a canadian accent from an american accent. i dont remember if i was able to before i came here.