Cow edition
Very good. I like it
>>70848714
yes indeed
nobody gonna post in here
so it is just 3 of us
Four*
>>70848840
4 now
>>70848880
>>70848886
wow now 5
should have named the thread /lith/
sad cunts lol
dunno mates, Estonia is dumb and croatians are rape babies, desu NZ is our only ally.
>thread only for Lithuanians
Kaip sekasi draugai?
>>70848946
visai gerai, debiliuku croatu threada istrine ;DDD
just got back from the gym lads
guess I deserve some chocolate cake now xD
Lithuanian general in the past used to be called /Savižudybė/
*nužudau visus, kas esa šitame threade*
zajabys
>>70848649
Lel our national animal desu
>>70849268
how cool is that right? now gtfo or ill call police
>>70848994
Ok aj ovako moram sa tobom:
ajde slikaj neke pare ako imas kod sebe
ajde daj neku tvoju sliku ili kad si izasao i zezao se i vodio zivot
pozovi sada nekog da dodje i slikaj, prijace ti drustvo ali nista od ovoga sto pisem ti nemas to znamo svi.
Da jebem, i sex je nesto poprilicno dobro, odraz muskosti jebene i prija, jel si jebao ikada sem kroasana nesto? Znas li da jebes, imas li petlje da jebes, da startujes ribu? Pokazi neku sliku, barem poziv ili prepisku sa zenskom osobom, znam da nemas.
Jedem sta mi se jede jer imam da platim i sta je tu lose, tj meni je dobro ali tebi nije jer realno nemas, aj naruci neku klopu za 10evra ja cu da stavim strim ovde kako go radim sklekove i skacem ko majmun, nemas ni to, znamo svi, znas TI jebote!
I kako nisi luzer i kako da te ne gledam kao sisicu neku? Kazi mi kako, ajde iskreno kazi.
Samo u danasnjem danu sam se dopisivao sa ribama o kojima mozes ali bukvalno samo da sanjas do kraja zivota, ne zato sto sam le faca le mangup le vidi me vec zato sto sam musko i zato sto me cene zbog dosta toga.
Skrinsotovao sam i to. Ali je smesno da ti pustam linkove i slike riba koje su "poznate" lepe, pametne, mlade, snimke sa tv-a i ostalo kako se dopisuju sa mnom kada ces ti retard i onaj hrvat da tipa njima pisete nesto glupo, tj pravicete budale od sebe a i meni po neku komplikaciju.
Ti ces samo da vrtis guzobuljo pacenik i ostalo, jebene slinave sisice sa interneta.
Sad!
La ba
>>70849243
Vienintelis dalykas ką nužudei tai savo šansą gauti pasikartojančius skaitmenis haha
>>70849510
sveikas
>>70849555
o blemba kokie skaičiai
>>70849555
O MANO PERKŪNE, VISIŠKAI NUŠLUOTAS NUO ŽEMES PAVIRŠIAUS !
>>70849424
Pisk nachui iš čia, Mažoji Australija
Tai bičiuliai mieli, ką darom?
>>70849588
Pas tave irgi visai nelogi
>Trečia dimensija
>>70849680
dėkui
>>70849656
tavo mamą :DDDD
>>70849599
t-thanks?
>>70849696
>>70849782
pffffffffffff
>>70849781
Ayyy JVAŽ (Juokiausi voliodamasis ant žemes)
>>70849782
He said, Go till you reach your fathers dick and go out from here, little australia, but he's rude ;-D
>>70849782
>Cheep nachos
>/balt/ thread
>Lithuanians are the majority posters
I wonder who are the true Balts.....
First Australian poster itt. Good morning
>>70849782
Could go for some nachos right now 2bh
>>70850070
us, but more importantly who is the best poster?
I would say that I'm the best poster
>>70850128
wrong thread mate, the real thread is here >>70848410
this is the lithuanian thread
>>70849921
>Go till you reach your fathers dick and go out from here
what the fuck did he mean by this
is that supposed to be an insult?
>>70850138
bit hot out for that
I'd love a choc bar tbqh
>>70850205
>be retarded Estonian and not only put the subject in the name field but invite subhumans to the thread
>real /balt/
>>70849599
>>70849782
>>70849921
Holy fuck I am laffin. Even google is BTFOing your shit
>>70850246
yes that is pretty harsh insult t.bh
Never trust BMW drivers
Kas turi geros kokybes mėmiu?
Nice flags.
>>70850587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLZ4IusakMI
LABAI aukštos kokybės mėmas
>>70850624
Ačiū
>>70850363
ow my feelings are very much hurt haha
>>70851008
don't worry time heals wounds
>Lithuanians posting in another thread
Traitors
Why do you guys get deleted all the time?
>>70850205
>posting in the russian thread
>>70851082
tai kad miręs šitas threadas
tfw linkin park is playing on the radio right now
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>70851303
Very good, lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UprcpdwuwCg
Never change Alex Jones
Technology is a magic that has been discovered.
Baka!
i really love my gf she thinks i'm the best but then time comes for me to kill myself. Also she's 3x hotter than Alizee
just got here, why is the the thread so slow? or did some other thread just get deleted
anyways, here's retrowave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovzRrrLvW1M
>>70853674
there is other thread, but the Estonian wrote thread name in the wrong field so you can't find it by searching heh
Hmmm waiting for Tel$tra to come out.
yes hallo
Home phone now fixed. Also increased download speed a little, as I got the other phone connections disconnected.
Do Latvians like Australians?
I'm glad you got your phone fixed.
>>70860113
Thanks.
>would you like to translate this page
hmmmm
>>70860345
Press No
>>70860924
kodėl turėčiau tai daryti?
*farts*
Ewwwww
BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP
good morning fellas, feel like shit.
@70861915
fuck off weebshit
>>70861774
mornin george
wanted to go to college today, but then i woke up and remembered why i hate life.
>>70861774
morning lads, what's going on and why are there two threads
>>70862042
go to college
>>70862050
croats raided or some shit ;D
>>70862067
interesting didn't know they like to raid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLZ4IusakMI
thread /theme/
>>70862137
>reading the estonian comments
Ah yes, their language is like finnish but with blää blöö blüu accent.
>>70862160
Good morning, my dude
>>70862184
Good morning lad, go to college.
>>70862137
bretty gud post
>>70862189
No its me who doesnt want to go to college, but will go desu new semester need to see what im dealing with.
>>70862200
Okay just check you kiddo.
>>70862189
Not today
Do i need you all to remind you what day today is?
>>70862292
No you don't need to remind me, because radio reminded me it. Today is sami national day and people are gonna dance with their reindeers
>>70862331
please explain
>>70862331
knugen will have the dance floor
>>70862344
About?
>>70862357
>>70862393
what is sami national day?
>>70862411
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sami_National_Day
no need to thank me, thanks
thanks
t.hanks
p.s thanks
d.s thanks
Hehe
>>70862429
i knew something like this would happen so i might rephrase: i'm a big babby who needs his information spoon fed please give me a summary glub glub glub
>>70862419
thats an ostrich, so no PTSD
>>70862464
the sami people aka old forest finns(not finns finns but they're the first people we called finns) have a day where they like to be recognized and such. Their tradition is usually with reindeer dancing and eating various local dishes of a reindeer. Basically a festival day.
Hm, apparently we have this Saami day too, but it mostly people in the northern part of the country who celebrate it
pretty much sums it up
>>70862501
sounds like fun. thank you my northern brother
Kalevipoeg Destroying Webs On His Way To Hell.
>>70862662
Weebs*
do i need you all to remind me what day it is?
>>70862724
monday mate
>>70862737
yeah tnx had few drink since friday just woke up
>>70862762
no problem :^)
whew lads, need ur advice on something
>>70862927
yes?
>>70862936
should i wear grey socks or black ones?
>>70862956
it depends on what type of pants and shoes you are wearing
>>70862974
Blueish jeans, and walking boots
>>70862983
if light blue and brown boots then maybe light grey but otherwise just go black. it doesn't really matter either way desu. i'd personally go black
>>70863021
thanks.
t.hanks
>>70862762
Now that's a weekend well spent
>>70863072
so tell me about ur weekend
i would just slot myself if i were a slope
>estonia has asked Latvia for help to handle their flu epidemic
so now you need our help you pompous fucks
>>70863198
>asking help
What are they, Nigeria? Haha am i right or what
>>70863212
more like Wecantevenhandleafuckingflustonia LMAO
>>70863212
>>70863222
That's not nice
Remember, No Russian
Nice blackout at 1830 to round off a horrible humid shitty monday
Gonna waste my battery shitposting while i drink jim beam on the balcony
At least theres a nice breeze finally
>>70863944
>while i drink jet beam
what??
>>70863977
Wouldnt be shocked if i did say that. I suck cock at phone typing.
>>70863977
jet fuel u dumby
>>70863944
sounds like a swell time tbqh
>>70864004
>>70864005
sorry it's morning i missed that he meant jim beam
fug
here's shaq (6 ft 3) next to simone (5 ft 11) what's your excuse manlet?
Instant regrets while being in college
>>70864005
Its nice but im almost out
Could go to the bottleo but i gotta have an early night anyway
>>70864043
sent ;)
thats a grey cattle, give it back
we invented it
>had maccas
>still hungry
>>70864149
*given*
>eat a shit burger
>wonder why youre hungry
hah
>invent cattle
>still hungry
You cant make this shit up
>>70864269
>>70864274
Having steak, salad & hot chips for dinner tonight lads. What about you ?
>>70864385
Coming over to have steak, salad and hot chips for dinner.
>>70864385
Steak, salad & hot chips.
>>70864385
nothing, doing a feeling ill
>>70864687
what happened mate
NZedlanders, what did ya do for Waitangi Day?
Me on the right
>>70864761
Smoke weed and shit post all day
>>70864724
no idea
Being outside its cold day 2 waitining for the bus its cold wishing of warm gentle australian touch cuz im cold send help - ur truly freezing lithuanian
>>70864898
*sends berserker mushrrom*
No need to thank me, you will be fine now.
*farts at lithuanian bus stop, then walks off*
>>70864941
Its a poem
>>70864977
haha I knew that(I actually didn't)
Someone just sat near me and i can smell cheap NZ ciggs from him absolutely disgusting
Went for a kebab and power came back on soon after we came back
Feels good to be back in the second world brahs
pauline
>>70865049
the power goes out where you live?
>>70865064
Ive had blackouts at everywhere ive lived. They're rare but still gay and often very long
Only been in this place a few weeks
>be australian
>be rich
>get blackouts everyday
Heh
>>70865117
Prob get about one a year roughly on average. Im not rich though im in a 2 bedroom shithole flat with 2 other people and i drink jet beam
>run in to room of shit
>die
rip
>>70865145
Ah shiet meant rich country my bad>>70865145
>"""""""""rich"""""""""
>>70865159
being a rich country just means our rich cunts are really really rich. the rest of us are still completely fucked. still better than most of course but see how long that lasts. shit is objectively worse than even 20 years ago.
>>70865241
Wanna live with me its 40 eur rent per month and its decent for soviet block
I even have my shower and my own kitchen and small room to put my pickle jars
>>70865314
this is a scam I'm sure, but how?
http://www.ober-haus.lt/en/flat-rent-neringos-m.-neringos-sav.-klaipedos-apskritis,1618279/
>>70865314
>40 eur rent per month
How many gypsies live with you?
>>70865479
0 i live in decent neighbourhood with my one friend its one room apt
I'm in a group chat with normies who think they're meme lords, should I reveal my power level?
>>70865524
throw in some spurdo menes
>>70865470
I rent in kaunas
>>70865524
Too soon
>>70865510
That's really cheap.
Any flaws?
>>70865555
excellent culture
>>70865555
Well its not renovated to the quality of shower is not the best, but compared to dorm its heaven
>>70865555
He's co-renting 1 room flat for 40euros each without utilities, it's actually not cheap. I co-rent 3 room flat for 60 euros (50 in winter) each.
>>70865524
yes
post "The Latvian legion didnt commit a single crime in Belarus"
>>70865538
>>70865543
tumblr bullshit like this
>>70865584
KTU 2nd, 3rd and 4th dorms are great senpai, only downside is that it's two people per room.
>>70865627
Not ktu student here,
>>70865584
Could be worse.
>>70865599
No,~200 euro for 3 room apartment is cheap.
In Belarus okayish 2 room apartment in the outskirts of the city is 200 bucks. And it's not even the capital
>>70865599
Well u have utilities to pay for 3 rooms i only need one so with rent its 70-80 euros per month in winter and cheaper in spring and summer
>>70865612
FASHISTY
>>70865700
B e l a r u s e, why bo join litwa to make gdl back again
>>70865681
We only pay heating for two rooms and the other room doesn't magically produce cost. I pay between 70-110 a month depending on month.
>>70865599
REEEEEEEEEEE
t. pays 320 euros a month
>>70865735
Cool, u work or study?
>>70865731
Gib monies and our government will consider it.
>>70865759
Both. Doing masters and working full time.
>>70865802
Oh well im first year and my parents pay so yeah
>>70865802
How do you even have any free time.
t. In uni from 8 am to 6 pm
>>70865850
8am to 6pm, 5 days week??
>>70865850
what shitty uni is that max i been is from 12 to 19 and still on a special occassion
>>70865882
4 days per week
And one day uni ends at 4pm yay
>>70865824
I give 20% of my paycheck to my mom, since she's partially disabled and can't work full time. And my dad died two years ago so someone has to take care of her.
>>70865850
I also go to another city for my underage GF after work. I only need to go to uni on thursdays this semester but I won't go till next week. And when I'll need to go to uni it's going to be between 8:30 and 15. Gonna finish masters this summer and probably do PhD.
>>70865916
STRAIPSNIS
>>70865888
Vitebsk medical uni.
>>70865916
>I only need to go to uni on thursdays
reeeeeee
>I also go to another city for my underage GF after work.
REEEEEEEEE
>>70865954
She's not a minor.
>>70865915
What on earth do you study that needs you at uni 38 hours during 4 days?
Are you first year and have stacks of breaks? First years always get the shittest timetables.
>>70865916
>I give 20% of my paycheck to my mom, since she's partially disabled and can't work full time. And my dad died two years ago so someone has to take care of her.
why are third worlders so sad? :(
>>70865916
hmm what are you studying mate?
>>70866025
Software system engineering
>>70865976
I'm getting pharmaceutical degree
Protip: only ~ 12 hours out of 38 are somehow connected with my degree. Rest is useless shit forced by government.
>>70865976
And no i'm not first year
>>70866038
It's same here for first two years in uni. You get generic shit, two last years are focused on the degree itself.
>>70866038
Classic classes like
>Basic economics (tlaking how belarus couldnt survive without russian aid)
>History (How belarusians are part russians)
>Micro business (How can you use russias economy for your own benefit)
wtb estonian gf (girl)
>>70866107
w an Estonian gf tb me
>>70865985
Asylum seekers at manus island are given weather proof accommodation with air con, three meals a day, access to recreation center with gym AND are given the average wage of a papua new guinean on top of this.
Papua New Guineans are living in corrugated iron shacks with no electricity and eating whatever rotten food they can get their hands on.
Yet these "refugees" who are fleeing their countries for their lives feel the need to riot and burn beds because living conditions in the refugee camp are "too harsh".
Makes my blood boil. I have very little sympathy for most refugees to Australia.
Especially when a refugee family with 4 kids are given a free home and $70K/year when they get into aus.
>>70866191
I'm refugee bls adopt me
>>70866212
why would you want to migrate from poopeeland?
>>70866212
>>70866232
One of these posters are communist, guess who
>>70866212
what is the melbourne of new zealand?
>>70866244
Wellington
Thanks for your question
>>70865669
hmm so how do you even survive if the renting prices are so high while the average wage is just about 300 euro?
>>70866243
Here's a hint
Just finished dinner lads.
>>70866357
The steak was superb, cheers Brucey.
>>70866357
what'd you have?
>>70866293
Nah mate, just look at those votes
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_League_(New_Zealand)
>>70866369
Yes, the steak was nice a juicy. Thanks.
>>70866071
Yeah I get it but sometimes it's goes over the line.
>>70866080
More like
>Basic economics( how belarussian model is the best and if you doubt it go to nearest KGB facility)
>history (we wuz lithuanians and shit)
>micro business (we don't have cause small business is haram and big business must belong to state)
>>70866282
What's the problem.
Nobody knows how belarussians manage to survive.
Many people take credits(which are insane too,they are like 20% annual interest rate)
Just a thought shouldnt all ex duchy countries have historical claim on lands ?
Why didnt we exterminate all of the belarussians when we had the chance?
what stopped us?
>>70866649
Having a chance
>>70866479
>>history (we wuz lithuanians and shit)
This was actually a slight surprise to me how much you are proud proud of it. I've been in Minsk in 2015 december involved with a diedushka moroz projection on some kind of museum building. Maps of GDL were everywhere.
>>70867429
swede
>>70867443
yes lithuania
IIICEEEELAAAAAAD
i am drinking wine
>>70867502
He is busy mate, you will see him uhm soon ;-)
can you feel the romance in the air
YOURE PLAYING ME LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
Any weebs here? I'm gonna beat you asses!
http://www.ekspertai.eu/rjukneviciene-prase-jav-neuzdaryti-gvantanamo-ir-lietuvos-vardu-siulesi-priimti-jo-kalinius/
Lmao did all the estonians die from the flu?
>>70867504
What a fag lol
>>70867710
Leave him & his cheap goon bag alone.
My preferred alcoholic beverage is a nice sparkling white
Fight me bitches
>>70867656
I will be sad if that's true
>>70867800
not me lol
more clay for us
>>70867830
Noooo..
You don't really think about it
Yes hello?
>>70868229
how are you my northern brother
Selling (you)'s by real Estonian for 199€ each
>>70868253
I am fine, doing work but get easily distracted with balt, currently balt seems to be very empty.
How about you?
>>70868300
what do you work as? i am fine, just struggling in the heat
>>70868322
I go through trade lists and either approve or disapprove, book meetings and then meet up said people and just talk about it. Sometimes it's just simple orders or sometimes it's huge imports that we need.
>>70868359
what do you guys usually import? and what do you mean by trade lists?
>>70868359
can you make me a huge import that i need? LMAO ;DDD
>>70868359
What are the huge imports that you need?
Refugees
LFMAO GET IT ? IMPORT REEFUGES SVEN NEEDS IT.
>>70868391
Usually, raw materials for building stuff as in wood, concrete and etc. Sometimes we request limestone and they come from the wine red balt country.
About trade list is usually just lists that smaller companies entrust us to request or so to bigger exporters/importers.
>>70868403
>>70868430
ebin, simply ebin :---DDD
>>70868451
inderesetring :DD:D
how did you gain the authority to do that?>
38.9 C temperature :(
fuck swedes and their gay shit politics
>>70868499
I was very bad at gymnasium and went with average grades :DDD
So I said fugg I need proper education or no job future :DDD
So I went to a finance education 1.5 year with management and shit, my last .5 year was spent as intern at this place and now I am working fulltime, based on true story.
Woke up an hour ago, and been shitposting since. I think I might have a beer for breakfast.
>>70868538
waow :DD:D at least sweden has jobs available haha i'm fugged :(((
>>70868554
>beer for breakfast
Baltic culture at it's finest
>>70868584
don't you guys have vocational education?
>>70868613
only at a select few universities but we do have tafe which is catered towards trades and physical health and such.
One of fagdddit best memes
>>70868588
This is why we have our own containment thread. If AusNZ and baltics were let loose on the board the shitposting would be insurmountable.
>>70868584
Know that feel bro. I was incredibly lucky to get my last job. Every position this town is being deliberatey given to uni students and immigrants. I was working at woolies and half the crew were Nepalese immigrants, including my own boss.
>>70868718
from my experience Nepalese people are kind and hard working so i wouldn't have a huge issue with that
>pet bird shits on couch
>then steps in it and it sticks to his foot
>he then tries to clean it with his beak
>sticks to his beak
>runs around the couch madly wiping his beak on everything to get it clean, getting little bits of shit all over the couch
>when the shit dries he runs around nibbling at all the individual fragments
ka jus?
>>70868977
>australia lost a war to these creatures
Oh boy. Might as well add a dash of rum to my morning coffee
>>70869103
how about a dash of cum instead?
>>70869071
cepekus kapoju, tu?
>>70869277
that's gay lol
чё вы?
>>70869277
>how about a dash of cum instead?
goes to my latvian cuisine folder
>>70869284
mokykloj, oldscape zaidziu
>>70869409
stats?
>>70869443
att 95 str 97 def 40
>>70869459
gotta max before you go pking mate :^)
>>70869443
biski neproporcingai
>>70868292
c-can I have one
who else went out n bought patriots gear today?
75% off my first official piece of patriots gear of many to come i hope
>>70869594
>american sport
>balt thread
atleast try to not look autistic
>>70869594
I cant take it anymore. Too much winning
>>70869647
>>american sport
>implying it's not autistic anywhere
>>70869647
Oh look. A norwegian flag thinks he is making rules in baltauzns thread.
>>70869723
im a filthy lithuanian immigrant
>>70869748
>im a filthy lithuanian AND an immigrant
>>70869778
i dont care i wanna kill myself
>>70869795
just do a few billies ull b rite m8
>>70869778
oh and estonian banter is so qt
>>70869795
didn't expect anything else from you hbt
>>70869822
Eesti is a qt
>>70869837
its my lithuanian suicide gene
>>70869594
>who else went out n bought patriots gear today?
Why?
thanks for these sweet yous lads
THoughts/
>>70869594
god damn you are the epitome of autistic
>>70869923
You're a funny lady
>>70869869
cos i can say ive been a fan for ages lol just gonna rip it up a bit b4 tafe tomoro
>>70869943
not my photo.
>>70869923
the saddest part is that its not even real adidas : - (
>>70869984
haha woops
>>70869998
its me vince ;-D
hey
>>70870016
Yes, why do you think I replied to you.
charlie sheen was winning YEARS before trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg
>>70869998
>9998
Whoops indeed