Tom Brady (superbowl) edition
VETE A LA VERGA BRADYPUTO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Make America white again.
Who /pure/ here
>>70847646
what a good thread OP
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>>70847703
>AGAIN
>>70847631
*rapes you harder*
i the less you enjoy it, the more i will
>>70847663
The last time I was banned was in November for spamming porn.
>>70847734
>be german
>be autistic
>>70847709
You're not fooling a soul
Who /FuckThePatriots/ here?!
nth for cute and comfy
>the most popular american sports is just a bunch of negroes and rednecks colliding
CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>>70847734
You can thank jewdell for that
>>70847772
leave me alone I come here like once a month
>>70847779
here.
FUCK THE PATS
FUCK THE CHEATRIOTS
FUCK THEM FUCK THEM
FUCK THEIR MOM
AND FUCK NEW ENGLAND
>>70847797
at least we are good at a sport.
>>70847797
>the most popular american sports is just a bunch of negroes and rednecks giving themselves braindamage
ftfymf
>>70847797
>povertyball
How cum /cum/ has no banter unlike the other generals?
>>70847755
I'm not entirely clear on the implication of your post
Repeal the immigration act of 1965
Re-instate Glass-Steagall
>>70847797
>the most popular mexican sport is just a bunch of chis kicking a ball around
>>70847819
okay
>>70847861
>Chinada
Holy fuck why am I still up here in my room rather than eating the delicious chips and salsa?
Fuck this social anxiety
>american "football" teams need like 10 coaches to decide whos gonna hit who
CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>>70847861
We're too comfy to shitpost at eachother endlessly.
>>70847861
>banter
you mean that think euros think is joking and forcefully laugh to?
>>70847965
FACT: /cum/ is the comfiest general in the WORLD
>>70847829
>implying MEheeCo is not the goat at Vasque ball
WE CHOOSE TO GO TO THE MOON
>some protestors want cap on privately sponsored refugees to be removed because of Trumps travel ban
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
>About 3 feet of snow in the last 2 days
Guess which part of Canada buds
can you tell me at what time the half time show is in?
i cant force myself to watch the game
>>70848012
yeah sure
>>70848136
The north eh?
>>70848136
western? we're getting a good dump.
>>70848148
You wanna watch """lady""" gaga cry about xrumph?
>>70848163
Es claramente falta del venezolANO no mames.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2304625
>>70848170
Fraser Valley in BC
>>70848204
Yeah loving it. Gonna call in to work tomorrow and play in the snow.
>>70848245
Wait a second, you're not in the western hemisphere
>>70848070
IN THIS DECAYED AND DO THE OTHA THINGS
>>70848237
no mames
>>70848270
it does look like amazing tobogganing weather
>wod is beat time to goto mart in florda amd get daipies
>pic related
>>70847646
Ah, now I remember why the thread is slow
t. doesn't watch jewrugby
>>70848258
Added mine. Guess where I live
>>70848337
pon una foto de tu IFE
no puedes porque no tienes maldito centracaca.
>>70847829
>>70847779
>angry at the team which is going to win
In a few short hours I will be drinking your delicious salty tears.
>hurr why isn't there any pointless eurotrash "banter"
DEFLATRIOTS BTFO
FALCONS FOREVER
PIC RELATED MASSACHUSHIT, CONNECTISHIT, SHIT JERSEY, NEW HAMPSHIT, SHITMONT ET AL
>>70848395
this
Its been a time lads
>>70848408
I don't remember this level of HM.
>>70848352
>>wod is beat time to goto mart in florda amd get daipies
>>70848388
que puto
>>70848395
bradyis going to get eli manning'd
Holy shit. How has this bitch not an hero'd yet?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/jessi-slaughter-youtube-video-viral-troll-damien-leonhardt-2010-myspace-a6959436.html
>>70848258
>I'm the first Maine anon on this map
Neato
>>70848499
I think if the Falcons get going like they usually do, they'll be hard to catch
fuck
>>70848479
Me too! ä½ å„½å?
>>70848313
Hold up Jay WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
IT'S LIKE A HUGE SEA TURTLE JAY LOOK AT THAT THING
>>70848314
>>70848314
>>70848314
Brits got a bit triggered by my edition buds
>>70848550
Sad!
>>70848559
I'd hug you anon
>>70848554
i hope so. i wanted the cowboys. I am going for the dirtybirds because my normie friend betted 500 bucks on them.
>>70848606
There's literally nothing wrong with that picture.
Why can't brits just take a compliment?
>>70848598
Hallo Kumpel. Wie geht es dir heute? Machst du etwas toll?
>>70848258
>in a city of 6million
>the only poster there
oy vey
>>70848685
They're such intolerant troglodytes
Anyone care to explain why BLM toronto is a thing even though police brutality is basically non-existent in Canada?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHbSbtzPXtU
daily reminder to /cum/
Most of you have a wrong view on cuckolding
My wife and I are swingers and the term 'cuckolding' is a misnomer used by people who do not understand that cuckolding is never a good thing for the person being cheated on without their knowledge or permission. If the spouse knows about it, it is swinging. There is some perception that these 'bulls' are bad asses. They aren't.
Bulls are selected primarily by the wife with the husband having 'veto power'. The bulls are almost always single or in shitty marriages. For us the bulls are used for the sexual satisfaction of fantasies my wife and I have. They mean nothing emotionally and are literally used and thrown away, never to be seen or heard from again. Often, they fall in love and sometimes try to reconnect but they have to live with that hurt because he was just there to satisfy a fantasy... a sexual urge. My wife and I will relive the experience over and over again during our sexual time together. The bull sits at home, jerks off remembering everything and wishes he could have her but he never can. Beta as fuck.
Me personally, I always feel bad for the 'bull'. He never had a chance and was used and thrown away just like the condom we make him use.
>>70848803
Cuck
Could honestly fuck you all up with one arm tied behind my back.
band of brothers is a pretty sick series
shame its only 10 episodes long
>>70848798
>>70848803
>>70848836
>>70848237
(you)
Well, /cum/?
>>70848836
Aha but could you fuck us all with one arm tied behind your back and a condom on?
REMINDER
>>70848258
>London, Canada
>>70848870
The pacific is good too.
>>70848881
What is it about
It's vlogbrothers so I'm not watching it
>>70848875
Excuse me, I identify as arrogant, not ignorant. Fucking triggered.
>>70848927
next on my list
70848881
>not linking the video
it's like you don't want me to give you (You)s
FUCK
THE
UK
YOU
FILTHY
YELLOW
TEETH
INBRED
MONGOLOIDS
*sucker punches u*
>>70848803
>it's ok if Tyrone fucks my wife and busts her pussy open with his 6 inch diameter Alabama black snake because I get to lick the cum that dribbles out when I go home
Cuck. You really think Bulls go home and cry because they aren't able to be with your disgusting wife and kids 24/7?
sabor
>>70848798
Canada is boring with little happening so the media constantly shills about things happening in the States while trying desperately to make it relevant here because click bait sells ads.
Canada is boring with little happening so bored autistic children and """"adults"""" see these things in the news and on their facebook pages and decide they want to be upset about something while roleplaying as famous protests movements from the early decades so they latch onto that foreign thing like a fat yank on free burgers.
>>70848979
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST SEND THEM TO STABLE PLACES IN AFRICA LIKE NAMIBIA OR SOUTH AFRICA? JUST NOT TO OUR CONTINENTS.
>>70848798
there was a BLM thing in aussie land a while back, also one somewhere in scandinavia, I forget which one but it wasn't sweden.
Its pretty hilarious because there was maybe a handful of black people at these things and they could barely bring up any real recent citations of violence on blacks by police. just a crowd of white liberals circlejerking each other and trying ernestly to befriend the only black people there
>>70848258
I don't remember the anon from barrow, alaska
Gonna make some wings and nachos maybe.
I don't think I'll even watch the stupid game, football fucking sucks. I just like wings and nachos.
>>70848979
Fun fact: it's 12 times cheaper to resettle refugees in the Middle East than in America
>>70848258
>anon from odessa left his address
>>70848979
HAHAHAHAHA, this can not be real
>>70849016
noticed this too desu, its really bad at the unis where every dumbass thinks they are a part of some big """""""""""""movement""""""""""""" whether it's veganism, blm, """progressivism""" etc.
>>70848979
hahahahaha
Australia does something similiar with boat people. All of Europe should just start mailing them to other shitty 3rd world countries.
>>70848785
Kek, du und deine Juden. Ich werde den Super Bowl ansehen. Es ist einfach ein Ding hier, das wir tun. Ich schaue mich ihm und mache Hausaufgaben oder etwas auch
>>70848258
added
REALLY gets the neurons Nereorelapting
>>70848932
idk its vlogbrothers, i aint touching that shit
just saw it on youtube trending lul
oh shit i bought myself a pack of modelo negra
>>70849057
I was gonna find out how to delete it but fuck it.
>>70849109
Wow, that's a lot of white people.
like dude haha just like stfu for a moment haha
>>70848989
>that greentext
You seem to have imagined that very vividly.
>>70849112
>had a teacher in highschool who thought that Crash Course was good enough to show in class
>>70849114
>drinking modelo
you were my favorite poster, were.
THE STATE OF AMERIKEKS
LITERALLY NO WHITE PEOPLE
WHAT A SHITHOLE LMAOOOOOOO
@70849163
>anime image
>>70849163
This
>>70848989
Bruh it was just a pasta you didn't have to delve in your deep dark fantasies.
>>70849183
Favourite*
MOMMY
>>70849183
Negra isngood you fucking philistine
this britcuck is quite obsessed
just watch some football, will ya?
>>70849183
they only sell pacifico, modelo and corona....
pacifico is okay and corona taste like lukewarm piss
Why are Quebecois so cute and adorable?
>>70849126
Just deleted it for you, you can go back in and add it again.
Me on the right.
>>70849081
It's been a thing for a while but has gotten notably bad the past 6-7 years. Think of the 99% protests or even the Aboriginal protests in Canada that happened because they saw other groups protesting about nothing. The media sees all these people standing around like idiots and decide they want in on that so help sew decent and hysteria. BLM """"protests""" and Trump """"protests"""". Lots of nothing to report on that sells papers.
People just want to stand around and block traffic while looking angry and pretending something will change while being a bunch of aimless wankers. They can take selfies of themselves and show all their friends how cool they are because they're totally helping change the world.
>>70849281
Superior Frog genes
>>70849239
Bet his hand smelled like poo after that
>>70849239
I already hid him. As well as that mexican who was sperging out.
>>70849227
Good post.
>>70849254
Go away. We don't want you here.
>>70849239
whats worse for a leader, little hands, or girly hands?
>>70849292
me in the cage
>>70849169
Crash Course is all right for introductory science topics, but their humanities videos are obviously biased toward the left.
>Jalisco and Chihuahua are gone
>we are stick with this boring af sinaloa and his fugly avatarfagging
Make mexicoposters ok again
>>70849292
Why do the sprite threads stay up for so long tho
>>70849290
Thanks my dude
>>70849221
i have nice teeth, not really brighty whitey, but nice, so i didnt even use braces.
>>70849255
pacifico + clamato + lime + hot sauce + english sauce
DO IT
>>70849318
>As well as that mexican who was sperging out.
thats just how they are, can't blame them
>>70849335
It was history, and their history vids are complete ass
>>70849372
you should tell me these things before i go to the story. should I try to takes these back?
>>70849281
/bouchard/
If the bong wants to shitpost, let him. I don't care as long as he does it legally.
@70849362
Hidden
I hope you enjoyed that last (you)
>>70849362
Foot kraut is a high quality poster
Now add me to the screenshot
>>70849295
our gr 12 social studies textbook was literally titled globalization or some shit equally politically provoking
probably explains why everybody at graduation was basically a fucking communist and once they got out and started proper careers and actually paid tax for once half them got red-pilled as fuck and are conservatives now
>>70849402
i dont have telepathic powers.
And no, do it some other day i guess.
But is really good, specially @ the beach. Once i got an austrian chick addicted to it.
>>70849490
Foot Kraut is correct
>>70849362
Es ist selbstverstƤndlich
Trump is doing a great job.
t. Tom Brady
Haha lol
>>70849362
You should go
>>70849459
You too
>>70849362
>posts a picture with the same two chicanos
jog on m8
>>70849550
>insects
>>70849488
Really? Mine was about the history of Canada up until grade 11. In Grade 12 we either took a more detailed history class that covered world wars in detail or a Canadian Law class.
Never had any of that nonsense. What province?
I want to get one of those dog dildos
>>70849568
Ok
You folks ready for the gender revolution.
Why are all whiteys obsessed with tanning?
#MySkinColorIsNotABeautyTrend
>>70849672
Because Baywatch imposed an unrealistic standard of beauty on America
>>70849672
Makes it look like you have more blood flowing through you, more flush, aka making you look younger but they use cheap shit so they all turn into oompa loompas.
>>70849505
isnt their this time of beer drink there where they put tomato juice lime and hot sauce in it?
Recuerdo que me dijo alguien que en MĆ©xico, sĆ³lo las mujeres beben modelo y se ve muy gay si lo bebe un hombre.
>>70849518
I complemented him first, fuck off
insect porn is on the same level as vore, gore, pissing, and scat
If Leave got over 50% of the vote then how come no one votes UKIP
>>70849749
Because UKIP is hitler
Don't you watch Channel 2
>>70849748
wrong
also
>pissing
>as bad as gore and scat
>>70848258
>that canuck way out in yellowknife
So there is civilization out there.
>>70849672
Not sure. Movies advertised tanning on the beach a lot and there was a trend to try and look tan that started in the 90's maybe to look like Spanish people or something.
It never really went away. People still get spray on tans but they look like assholes.
>>70849788
But if they really thought that then wouldn't remain have won
>>70849748
Don't be a
āāā
āāā
>>70849877
I told you not to post pictures of me
>>70849891
Sorry, pup.
>>70849737
>isnt their this time of beer drink there where they put tomato juice lime and hot sauce in it?
Habla bien cabrĆ³n.
Y sĆ, el clamato es jugo de tomate. Y la modelo normal sĆ, la negra no wey, se usa cerveza clara para ponerle clamato, no obscura (debe de saber de la verga con una obscura).
Y no, la modelo no se considera especialmente de mujeres, a mi se me hace que sabe muy mal.
You have been visited by the mad bebi
Wild car chases and cute babies will come to you
But only if you post "ride safe, bebi"
>>70849733
>>70849697
>>70849795
I wish i could get rid of my farmers tan, and you fuckers pay to get tanned baka desu famalan.
>>70850002
ride safe, bebi
>>70850011
i love farmers tans
>>70849572
This was in Alberta. I was in advance placement prior to grade 12 so we were doing European history which was interesting, then people lost interest in the program and they kicked the remainder back to the mainstream program.
They still tie it into Canada, but the textbook itself I later found out was based on Naomi Klein's The Shock Doctrine: The Rise of Disaster Capitalism, which is not even remotely non-partisan. The book is good but basing a fucking public school textbook off of what reads like commie propaganda is pretty fucked up.
do you understand basic geometry?
>>70850011
>tfw I wish I was tanner because my skin looks yellowish from chink genes
Give me your melanins.
Donald Trump defends Vladimir Putin, saying "Well, you think our country is so innocent?"
You can't make this up!
>>70850011
I don't tan. I burn.
>>70850084
I've probably forgotten all the math I learned in high school desu. Not that I ever really undersood it
>>70850106
based trump
>>70850011
>you fuckers pay
implying
it's only a few gym autists and literal whores who do it. for some it's just an excuse to lay in the sun while doing nothing.
I want to get a car, but I wouldnt have anywhere to put it in the garage
wut do
>>70850106
He's right. We're the biggest hypocrites in history.
>>70850148
Get an enduro
check what I've downloaded lads.
>>70850106
DESU I don't know why we wouldn't want to cooperate with Putin
unless we were gunning for fucking regime change
gonna do some hashbrowns and eggs for dindin buds
>>70850186
Breakfast for dinner, absolute madman.
>>70850067
I went to high school in BC in the mountains. Your curriculum seemed different in a few areas though. Pretty much all provinces have different systems.
That explains why my Albertan friends who are our age are hardcore socialists though. I figured it was just College and reddit that made them weird.
>>70850179
how am I gonna carry groceries on a bike
>>70850225
Backpack, saddle bags
I want a handsome Jap bf
Think the guys who play Yakuza lieutenants
>>70850270
then I could just use my backpack, and I wouldnt need the bike
>>70850185
>piss off germany
>piss off japan
>piss off china
>piss off mexico
>piss off muslim countries
>can't say a minor criticism about Putin because desire for """cooperation"
Really makes makes one ponder...
>>70850222
it's either that or a can of beans and some frozen veg
i've made my decision
>>70850049
i legit would feel bad whitening my self.
>>70850050
Nah, mine legitimately looks bad.
>70850112
>being pasty whitey
i burn too though, is just like my body reached its maximum melanin levels. Ive had a heat rash on my arms for like the past 2 years.
>>70850295
What do you need the car for then?
>>70850334
frozen vag?
>>70850334
You made the right decision.
>>70850336
Oh :(
>>70850224
Yeah, it's pretty unnerving when people my age are literally brainwashed into protesting things that protect the future viability of our province. I find the ones that are most vocally anti-capitalist are people who have never worked a proper job, have no investments etc.
We had Greenpeace faggots making signs in a uni building sponsored by major oil companies. There is undoubtedly some irony there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSdtvfBQd6c
>>70850182
>hispachan in the background
ew
Really dislike the blacks.
I'm up
>>70850436
Don't do that.
>>70850348
so I can carry more stuff, not have to wait for a bus everytime I go anywhere, and so I can actually have a reliable means of transportation
>>70850367
eskimo pussy is mighty cold anon
>>70850475
I thought you said you were a chink
https://clyp.it/v3hoyr0a
>>70850476
Ok, well you can carry stuff with backpack and saddle bags
>>70850316
and fit it in your garage
You also get very good MPG and can go offroading in emergency situations
Also cheaper than a car
I've never been to Disneyland.
Should I go to the one in USA or Shanghai?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-w7_404bnU
People from Boston are the worst.
>>70850393
Takes at least a year of struggling out there on your own without any help (or longer if you go credit card debt plane crash style) before people learn not to shit where they eat.
If they don't want to go into oil jobs that's fine but some pretending Alberta will get along without it are retards. I just wish the previous government managed the money better during the boom.
>>70850552
Shanghai one
California is the worst place on Earth.
>>70850495
there are a few black anons on here. they just dont admit it out of fear.
>>70850602
nah
S I N A L O A
I
N
A
L
O
A
>>70850606
Wisconsin is black, I just thought Fairfax said he was a chink
>>70850552
If you like coasters I'd recommend Magic Mountain. Do both of you have the funds. You can do everything at universal studios in a day. Honestly, fuck china. Only place more communist than us.
STRAYA
CUNT
>>70850495
I'm like black chinese or some bullshit.
Southie in Boston seems cool
>>70850662
idk anymore. people on here seem to change colors like some wierd type of iguana.
>>70850709
lol
>>70850706
>china
>communist
american """education"""
>>70850709
do you have a pussy or a pingus as your instrument
>>70850735
Kinda looked like the kid in the middle when I was younger but not Korean.
#invade iran 2017
http://www.isidewith.com/elections/2016-presidential/3012574561#
>>70850774
i-i like to play the violin and piano and sometimes my ukulele...
>>70850791
I like Blasians
BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPT
>>70850834
>ukelele
>look up a western porno rpg maker type game I heard about
>game is still being developed after forever
>check guys patreaon
>he gets nearly 17k a month
>from working full time at a horrible job I pulled in 2.2k a month
little upset
>>70850834
you are under oath anon! What does that even mean!
>>70850861
not going to lie. that can be a good mix if done right
>>70850834
LONDON
>>70850881
The reason why I'm Chinese is because of my father. He's half Chinese and part native, from Oahu. He didn't teach me a lick of Hawai'ian as a kid but one of my childhood friends and a few of my aunts and uncles did. My great-granduncle died and passed along to me his ukulele which I attempt to play in his remembrance.
>>70850908
Some of them look like gremlins but some just have softer facial features and light brown skin
It's breddy gud
>>70850967
ok well now I feel bad
keep palying it
>tfw pathetic mainlanders that will never be Hawaiian
>>70850887
>draw some meh concept art of semi obscure fetish
>promise the world
>churn out minor updates that look like it's getting done
>rake in patreon cash from clammy NEETs and tumblrinas
>project falls apart, no refunds
S O O N
O
O
N
>>70851052
>>70851052
cool
t. quebec
Looks like Jill Stein is already filing the papers for them to recount the point in the super bowl.
>>70851052
Does that mean the rest of us get to join the US?
Please say yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rcfOuaEmOE
OR A GRINGO LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
is the USA border freedom again?
thats great
>>70851165
THE ONLY MAN YOU CAN TRUST IS A DEAD MAN
what is stopping the us from annexing canada or why is it a dumb idea?
>>70851033
crowd funding with month to month payment is the best scam ever
the porn area seems to be particularly lucrative. even people who do fan art porn rack in lots of money and due to legal stuff they're covered from copyright claims.
>>70851130
She needs 7 million. Anyone wanna match my $200?
>>70851191
do you own a vr set with hentai games?
>>70851191
Yes we are trying to keep out Japanese
Rate these two mourning doves that are always sitting here outside my window.
I think I named them George and Martha Washington a few years ago when they started coming to my place to build a nest and shit.
>Your job my president is to protect this country from threats forign and domestic
>YOU CAN'T STOP PEOPLE FROM COMING HERE FROM DESTABILIZED ISLAMIC SHITHOLES MR PRSIDENT THINK OF THE CHILDRENS
hmm, really jogs the nog
>>70851151
You will become part of the united shartlands, yes
>>70851202
>he hasnt received his invasion orders in the mail yet
Do europeans even have chicken wings?
>>70851280
Beautiful
>>70851286
When I was a little 11 year old, I went on a field trip to an island to go hiking with my school and shit and I saw a ton of little tween tiddies while we were all changing into scuba gear.
>>70851317
No, they send them all here. It's propping up thier economy.
>>70851227
i dont like henrai games.
i want play FPS with VR.
>>70851240
do it
>>70851290
neat
cant wait to destroy subhuman leaf scum
>nipps have access to as much VR porn as anyone could dream and they use it for our CoD games isntead
https://valkyricvisionary.wordpress.com/2016/03/26/transsexuality-in-the-third-reich/
iran is the 4th reich long live iran
>learning to have game
>girls expect you to settle
me on the right
>>70851256
That is cute 2bh
don't tell janny ehhe
>>70851509
>>70851509
>>70851509
>>70851509
>>70851361
kill yourself
>>70851278
*circlejerks*
At least sjw-tier liberals think they're important and edgelords get the satisfaction of putting them back into the closet
>>70851553
MADMAN!
>
AMERICA
>>708519
All alcohol is repulsive to me except this one specific brand of liquor I like. which is weird cause it's like 90 proof
>>70851052
The snowy kingdom of BC refuses to join your heathen conglomerate.
>>70851052
>posting this and not my better scenario
what time will the BIG GAMEā¢ end?
>>70853167
Around 11:30
so did lady gaga pray to allah during the adbowl?
>/cum/ ded during superbowl
Anyone still gonna claim we aren't normies?
>>70853750
fuck niggerball
>>70851052
I'm ok with this
*rides into /cum/*
No signs of life...
*speeds away*
Where are my African Americans at
*visits the ded /cum/*
>>70853750
I'm still here
But it's weird, it's even more dead than on NYE.
*enters /cum/*
Hello?!
Anyone here?
>>70855292
H-hi
>>70855279
No, this is just the wrong one, check the catalogue. Some punk made a cu|m edition.
>>70855318
well hello there
*flirts at u*
*bumps into /cum/ thread*
Sorry
>>70858156
watch your step leaf
*gives you dirty looks*
>>70858943
That's the only kind of look Mexicans are capable of tbqh
*bumps thread*