I Vow to Thee edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caP7VY5trw8
IT'S A DAMN GOOD DAY TO BE A WHITE DUDE
'cider
HATE the left
>bite into apple
>teeth hurts because its cold
ah yes
>>70845925
america was a mistake
charli desu
>tfw the closest thing to a talent you were born with was the ability to memorise maths formulas fairly well
what should i do at work tomorrow while i'm supposed to be working?
>>70845975
t. zoolander
Where do I watch the superbowl so that I can see the adverts? heard BBC won't show them
>>70845986
I cannot stand how liberals see real life through the prism of fiction
Absolutely ideological
If you're an incel it's practically impossible not to feel at least some level of anger, hate, bitterness and resentment. Personally I have EVERY right to feel ALL those emotions after what I've been through, it isn't humanly possible to live the life I've lived and just smile and accept it. Sexual happiness is one of the greatest forms of happiness that any human being can possibly experience in life, so it stands to perfect reason that anyone who WANTS sex, yet can't get it (or at least not for free), can't enjoy it or both (like myself) is to some degree unhappy in their life.
We're already 10% into 2017 lads
Really makes you think
>>70846023
shit yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iglr9a6iV5c
>>70846034
CNN stream from /sp/
BBC cuts to commentary from that lanky fucker who used to be on Newsround and the F1
>>70846045
so do people actually watch the superbowl
have you no work?
>WAAAHHHHHH, I HAVE DIAGNOSED ''''''''DEPRESSION'''''''
>'Please help me, r/mentalhealth!'
>'I'm ''''''''addicted'''''''' to these drugs, I just can't seem to stop....'
Protip: You aren't fooling anyone.
>>70846045
ACCELERATE
>>70845986
beyonce has to be a meme, not only is she not particularly attractive but her music is dull and tedious even by pop standards
What's your personal indicator of a beta male?
People who are balding immediately become betas to me. As are men with feminine voices.
>>70845986
does this mean beyonce will die
>>70845925
great tune
Hang yourself, you will regret it; do not hang yourself, and you will regret that too; hang yourself or don’t hang yourself, you’ll regret it either way; whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both. This, gentlemen, is the essence of all philosophy.
doing a cide' then a 'cide
>>70846023
text your gf
>>70846277
tattoos
ear/nose piercings
big stupid glasses
>>70846298
Hanging is for retards and 17th century traitors
Charcoal is objectively the comfiest suicide
Alri?! Just found this in my room
>Where do I watch the superbowl so that I can see the adverts?
Biggest runt post of 2017 thus far.
>Go to French and German generals
>remind them how superior we are to them
>watch the butthurt roll in
>>70846048
>2020 is literally round the corner
Its going too fast
6 weeks to write my dissertation
>i watch the superbowl and im not a yank
>i watch the superbowl and im a yank
20% of work have the day booked off tomorrow because of yank football. madness.
did the man throw the egg?
Reminder that behind the ads there's an actual game of worth
>>70846436
It's like they put their name down on the advanced booking list for the gas chambers. Very convenient if you ask me.
Why are men who love in cities ponces, lads?
>>70846022
>tfw always been talented at maths since I was child
>tfw studied a-level maths from a textbook and got an A in it when I was 16
>>70846436
Looking forward to when we get the UK nfl franchise and they start remembering us when it comes to timezones for the superbowl
>>70846459
are you fucking kidding me? were you too poor to play rugby growing up or something? christ alive the state of british yankophiles
>>70846298
>Hang yourself, you will regret it
not true
>>70846428
already done 90% of it, feels good
get a move on
>>70846459
Reminder that you've been yank'd by normies and deserve euthanasia
>>70846459
them euro superbowl threads are so comfy every year
>>70846517
I played rugby every year I was in full time education
Yankball is still watchable as long as you make peace with the ads
BUZZING lads
mama we made it
>>70846518
lots of hangings have evidence that the person tried to escape the noose, deep scratches on the neck etc
Haha yesss lads. Had my interview for an unspecified health care profession the other day. The panel was made up of three women and I had them absolutely QUIMMING.
They must've laughed about ten times (very unprofessional desu) at my boyish observations and by the end of the interview, they were all looking longingly into my eyes.
Needless to say, I got the job. Hmmm yes....
ah yes truly a great sport
>>70846586
haha
I still don't have a job
>>70846430
I'm too old to be staying up til 4am to watch the Owl
>>70846563
honestly feel bad that people like you are becoming more and more popular
>>70846546
>tfw 1 day left of my /sp/ ban
>>70846585
that's just the unconscious body spazzing out
>>70846629
By 2020 there will be an NFL team based in London
Better to jump on that bandwagon early
Stop doing drugs.
Stop drinking energy drinks.
Stop jerking off daily.
Stop eating so much fast food and takeout.
Stop visiting websites which make you angry, sad, or depressed.
Stop using "like, uhh, umm" or other filler words when you talk.
Stop slouching in your chair.
Stop looking at the ground when you walk around.
Stop wearing underwear more than one day in a row.
Stop compulsively reaching for your phone whenever you have a moment of unoccupied time.
Start eating more fruits and vegetables.
Start drinking more water every day.
Start spending time on a creative hobby like art or music for mental wellbeing.
Start moisturizing your skin.
Start reading quality literature.
Start taking vitamins (Omega 3, Vitamin D, Zinc, Greens)
Start brushing your teeth twice per day.
>>70846634
was it for posting half time slags? i got one at the weekend for that fs.
>>70846077
fantastic gimmick
fantastic posts
Deanoball
Gay sex is literally more masculine then regular sex
>>70846022
formulae*
>>70846603
American football is GOAT when Sky Sports sometimes repeat games but cut out all the stoppages
>>70846649
canada will never have NFL franchises luckily
>>70846459
gridiron would be really good if it wasn't invented by ad-mericans
>>70846734
it was first played in canada and i still fucking hate the sport, rugby is better in every conceivable way
>>70846660
would rather kill myself than stop drinking energy drinks
>>70846731
>le sportsball xD
shouldn't you be sniffing seats?
>>70846734
And this is why yanks love college football
Unlike uni varsity sports, it's basically top professional level but cuts out all the ads and shit
alri liddos the superb owl starts in a couple hours and there's two options
i can watch it alone in my hotel room or go to one of my cousin's employees places to watch
it's gonna be a bunch of normies that i don't know
wat do?
american football doesn't have a lot of extended periods of running does it?
it's more like sprints
wubba dubba dubba that true?
>>70846790
Alone in a hotel room is comfy as f u c c
What is actually known about gook moot?
>tfw you will never comfortably develop your sexual skills with your non-judgemental equally inexperienced teenaged gf
>>70846459
Not even allocating the space in my brain for this absolute drivel.
His ancestors moved from Sunderland to Venice in about 1800, then settling in Trieste, Milan and Florence. During World War II William Nino Rogers decided to come back to England. Upon moving to England, Richard Rogers went to St Johns School, Leatherhead. He was called stupid because he could not read or memorize his school work and was always at the bottom of his class,[2] and as a consequence he became very depressed.[2] He wasn't able to read until the age of 11,[3] and it was not until after he had his first child that he realised that he was dyslexic.[2] After leaving St Johns School, he undertook a foundation course at Epsom School of Art[4] (now University for the Creative Arts) before attending the Architectural Association School of Architecture in London, where he gained the Architectural Association's Diploma (AA Dipl) from 1954 until 1959, subsequently graduating with a master's degree (M Arch) from the Yale School of Architecture in 1962 on a Fulbright Scholarship.[2][5] While studying at Yale, Rogers met fellow architecture student Norman Foster and planning student Su Brumwell
>He doesn't take at least a moderate interest in all big sports
what's the point? you're supposed to have your primary sport with your local team and then watch the comfy games from all the others
>>70846766
canada is america
>>70846790
>one of my cousin's employees places
what a tenuous connection to somebody
>>70846851
sports are boring to watch and I'd much rather play them myself
>have FOX but don't have FOX sports
>both are broadcasting the superb owl separately
hmmmm
>>70846861
canada is the healthy mirror image of america
>>70846829
who /never had a job/ here
>>70846680
Howling seeing these heterosexuals being attracted to 10 layers of make up and literally just boobs and ass on a stick. They don't even look human anymore. Weird combination of noncing and ridiculous features.
What phone are you using these days lads?
>>70846783
how come yanks take high school and college sports so seriously that they're actually quite high level but here if you're young and talented you'll be in a teams academy
>>70846851
>tfw to intelligent to watch other people play physical sports
>>70846865
well my cousins will be there too
they own the bar she works at
>>70846906
how old are you lad
just plain embarrassing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39eHip1awqg
Absolute insatiable hunger for Russian pussy rn.
>>70846851
F1 is the only true sport. Everything else is just a game.
>>70846906
me
nobody wants to pretend to be a reference for me so it just gets harder as the years go by
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SILLY YANK LOVING CUNTS REEEEEE
>>70846731
good post
american football are playing in London on saturday lads
>>70846829
>tfw you will never comfortably develop your sexual skills with your non-judgemental equally inexperienced wife in a society which discourages sexual promiscuity
>>70846906
me until recently
>>70846945
Russian women are textbook vapid roasty whores
>>70846945
she's mari, not russian
>>70846829
>non-judgemental teenaged gf
>>70846906
me, absolutely fucked
I volunteer but I don't think employers count that
>>70846951
corruption-steer is not a sport
>>70847002
Is it any good? I didn't see the point in upgrading from the 6P so I'll probably get the next Google phone
>>70846951
hopefully T H I C C tyres will save it from its death
>>70846913
>>70846783
The truth is that universities in America, especially the state-funded ones, are basically professional sport scouting grounds and academic institutions rolled into one
got to the point a couple of years ago where i got absolutely obsessed with trying to keep up with everything from the world of sport
Was just spending all my free time watching games/highlights or reading about sports news
Post pretty British landscapes lads
>>70847064
Failed Deano
Neoconservatism>Third way (Socdem)>>>>> Libertarianism>>>>>The rest
>>70846906
me
i'm 23 this week and can't even imagine being selected over a teenager at this point
>>70846910
Ah yes, wonderful false dichotomy. Whatever helps you continue your ungodly endeavors my good fellow...
>try to complete a job application
>read question
>can't think of anything to say except 'yes, I do that'
every time
>>70847089
Sorry mate, we're tearing them down to build more houses to fit the immigrants in
>>70847089
just got a 404 from google
Need a like-minded right wing gf but it's almost impossible to find one in Oxford, it's full of champagne socialist lefty twats
>>70846913
There's a set number of "professional" teams, and they have rigidly enforced pay parity and they can be moved from one city to another. Also for there to be more teams added to the league, the owners of the existing teams all need to vote in favour of the additions.
So nobody cares because them because they're ruthlessly commercial bullshit. It's like an entire league of Manchester City's.
Whereas college football can cover any/every city, they have established leagues and history, and you can actually watch a game without ads every 30 seconds or expecting the team to fuck off to another state at any moment if they get a better sponsorship deal
>>70846987
jelly
>>70846818
this is v true and i wouldn't be expected to drink beer and talk to people for 4+ hours
>>70847141
full of students of the best university in the world, the most intelligent people from all around the world in one place and you're saying they're all lefties? hmm... very interesting...
I have over 200k (inheritance), no job, white male, i lift, some sort of drug addict, read obsessively, fuck for hours and still not come, and my dick is 8 inches long.
How am i doing on the attractiveness scale?
>>70847141
She's fucking retarded.
>>70847089
hmm
>>70847138
QUIT YO JIBBA JABBA
YOU AIN'T HURT
YOU PATHETIC
>wanting a gf actively interested in politics
Can't imagine being this much of a runtoid
>>70847115
>try to complete a job application
>get bored halfway through and give up
>>70847138
>Fat cunt in a sport barely anyone gives a shit about for 10 seconds every 4 years vs. the most famous man on the face of the earth
>this was built in 1726
mental
>>70847132
Howling
>>70847209
BLEAKTHETIC
>>70846944
21
>>70847187
The students don't tend to date the locals tbqh, apart from the europeans and chink girls
>>70847232
This.
>>70847263
>the most famous man on the face of the earth
Literally who tbqh
racing is a boring sport
irregardless of which cars
need a dumb gf whom I can manipulate into my own frame of mind and style of thinking
>>70847141
I hate to use the term virtue signalling, but that describes ms southern perfectly
>>70847190
don't know how wimmin evaluate attractiveness but I reckon you'd score about runt/10
>>70847284
not that bad. you're only uni age
>>70847209
Das it mane
>>70847191
not an argument
>>70847289
Tfw moved to oxford recently
>>70847089
>>70847187
educated=/=intelligent
smartest man to ever live John Von Neumann was a staunch conservative
>>70847024
tfw no вaпид pocти хop gf
>>70847190
Its all about your face and height
>>70847296
Honestly only still in it for the memes.
>>70847232
all i want is an airhead who's always happy and bubbly
>>70847345
ah yes...the inferior cambridge
>>70847337
like this?
>>70847190
>fuck for hours and still not come
Only virgins think this is a good thing
any of you ever used that Oxford commuter coach
>>70847345
Summertown here, where are you lad?
>>70847089
>>70847232
it wouldn't be that bad
I redpill by proxy, just give them the ability to scrutinise things
>>70847402
Absolutely
>>70847364
>дфв
>>70847190
jealous tbqh
wish i had a big dick so fucking bad, makes me depressed as fuck knowing i'll never have one
>>70847393
Working at the uni not studying
>>70847423
Was by summertown
Gone to east ox
>>70847190
pic of willy
>>70847422
Which one, the Park and Ride or the Oxford Tube? The tube is pretty good and comfortable
>>70847389
i had one of those except a lot of the time she would get angry and depressed
was also an alcoholic
>>70847437
maybe also this?
>>70847232
once went on a tirade to a girl because she didn't vote and how it was important . i was such a prick back then
>>70847187
>18-21 year old arrogant students are the most intelligent people in the world
absolutely howling, imagine seriously believing this. I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.
Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.
>>70846586
Oh yeah? What sort of observations?
>tfw don't like the 3 most popular sports in your cunt
>>70847500
>Gone to east ox
My condolences
Need to find a job so I can buy anime figures again.
>>70847528
Alri 'no
>>70847503
the Tube
am I able to buy tickets in person? and are they usually packed because I don't want to share a seat
>>70847486
you can get willy enlargement surgery
i'm going to get it amongst other cosmetic surgeries
*dabs*
>>70847536
>big bash league
>>70847567
sad!
>>70847561
Got so bored in summertown
East ox is most appropriste for a londoner like me
Bit of a closed book this one
>Went to the pre-media announcement of the new Tottenham Stadium
>half the Tottenham staff there don't even support Tottenham
>told me the new stadium is built mostly with the NFL in mind
Fucking Mickey Mouse team. Why I "support" them is beyond my reasoning
the gfs
>>70847536
aussie rules
rugby league
cricket
(in that order)
rate
>>70847523
It does the job
Anything from Northern Ireland perhaps ?
>>70847643
>(in that order)
no
Why can't the left handle Trump's banter? Bunch of babies I tells ya
sad!
>>70847536
can't stand rugby and the six nations is on atm, fucking hell
>>70847640
hope they all got fucked by the red army
>>70847623
>aussie girl called Sheila
Excellent dad bants
>>70846951
Not with all the cunts trying to make it safer
Would love to be a prodigy driver like Senna or Verstappen though
>>70847619
Take that back.
>>70847621
Stay safe
>>70847686
bit rude la
>>70847686
that's not the type of rugby that's popular here
>>70847647
Link?
IT'S A LONG WAY TO TIPPERARY!
>>70847658
Giant's causeway?
I don't know that much about ireland if I'm honest
>>70847115
Supposed to give examples of when you've completed it mate
Come on get it together
>70847643
>AFL ranked above anything
Fuck off
Might take up photography and philosophy
>>70847669
what is it then la'?
>>70847738
well it is here, rugby league isn't popular
>>70847748
but that's confidential information
>>70845925
Good tune
>>70847782
cricket is 1
oxford coach lad where did you go
>>70847760
do you want a 'dora m8?
>>70847356
>anecdotal and demonstrably false evidence
>>70847577
They're every 10-15 mins so even in busy hours you can normally get a seat. And yeah you can buy tickets in person but I think it's cheaper to buy them online or in bulk. I will warn you that it's a lot slower during rush hours, so it might be better to get a railcard and go on the train instead.
Good British literature
>>70847864
do you want a 'dora m8?
>>70847864
You're begging for a fedora reply aren't you
over there
over there
send the word
send the word to beware
that the yanks are coming
the yanks are coming
the drums rum-tumming everywhere
so prepare
say a prayer
no delay, join today, we declare:
we'll be over, we're coming over
and we won't come back til it's over over there
Haven't been any slag posting for about 6 threads now
no-one seems to notice how putin has allowed pretty much every russian city become a sanctuary for migrants from the overwhelmingly muslim central asian republics (which are still literal stalinist dictatorships)
yet the alt-right heralds him as some paragon of christian virtue
>>70847878
why do people care about counties? never understood
>>70847918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrdSf-omPhY
>>70847729
Lov how smallminded ppl in oxford are
>east oxford is dangerous
Lad east oxford is like any part of london or manchester or birmingham
Summertown is for old pretentious people
was surprised when i visited ireland that most people cared more about hurling and gaelic football than regular football
>>70847686
>can't stand rugby and the six nations is on atm
poortherner
>>70847934
Found Rasheed
>>70847918
Just gonna post the gf again
>>70847934
>t yorkshire
me 2bh lads
tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5j49-iEec8
i've literally just come to the realisation that people born in the 1980s start turning 40 in less than 3 years. 40, that's half a fucking lifetime, and the 1980s dont feel like they should be that long ago
really puts into perspective how fleeting life is
>>70847934
Autism.
>>70847745
Ah yeah I know this place, there are similar rock formation in Haute-Loire in France, pic related
It's on a much smaller and less impressive scale tho
remember that junkie from Belfast who used to shit up the thread all day? wonder if he overdosed
>>70847918
>2017
>being straight
>>70847991
Jesus
>>70847991
gimme a brief rundown of these 2
>>70847994
no work tomorrow
>>70847647
Rorke.
>>70847991
*zooms towards you*
>>70847991
MY kind of lass!
>>70847986
MY kind of lad!
>>70847953
Certain streets can be dangerous at night, loads of students and vulnerable looking people get mugged and beaten up by gangs of youths and drug addicts
>>70847986
spread your cheeks and send us a pic luv
is the big hair a slag thing or a british thing
gas the pakis desu
>>70847880
>>70847900
>It's time to take Constantinople and Jerusalem. Deus Vult, m'lady
>>70847529
I pretty much explained that the holocaust never happened. And this is why:
>architectural study of Auschwitz and Dachau shows that there were not adequate facilities to burn that many bodies in time.
>literally four furnaces that - if they were to burn the specified bodies (about 1.7 million) it would require for them to operate the ovens 24/7 for approximately 7 years.
>Coathangers in the Dachau 'gas-chambers'. Why? Could it be that they were merely delousing chambers?
Needless to say by this point they were utterly convinced.
>>70847918
I got a warning from the faggot Janny last time I slagposted, it's not worth the risk
>>70848092
bit racist
>>70847994
i could post this piece of shit meme on facebook and get a load of likes. stupid fucking normies.
>>70848007
You guys have this cute little island
>>70848027
Is that Liz Kendall?
>>70848078
this is a really scary picture. weeks go by in the blink of eye for me
>>70847964
>>70847976
wrong
>>70848078
no one thinks in weeks, do days instead
>>70848104
bit civic
>>70848078
:(
GAS THE SOUTHERN FAIRIES
CLASS WAR NOW
>>70848078
delete this
>>70848078
Delete this
>>70847658
Absolutely peng rock climbing right there. Trad and bolted sport routes.
8/10 would recommend.
>>70848153
this
>>70848111
>old labour
>communist
they literally put down a communist insurgency in Malaya in their first majority government and sent troops to Korea to fight the North Koreans/Chinese
fuck old labour
roses are red
>>70848124
r a s h e e d
>>70848078
Erase this from the thread
I enjoy browsing reddit on my phone before I go to sleep and seeing pictures of cute cats and dogs
adult slag is best slag
>>70848123
stop living for the weekend
>>70848102
Based Janny is doing gods work, if kpop has to go then I'm taking the rest of you down with me lmao.
>>70847956
we watch the premier league via our tellys
we watch hurling and gaelic at the local pitch
>>70848175
think it's meant to be the Militant Labour from the 80s
>>70848138
>>70848201
what else should i live for?
>>70848181
Dabbing is cool
>>70848182
tarquin
>>70848194
go back there
>>70848207
alri ludders
do people go deaf from riding loud motorbikes?
vote pls
http://www.strawpoll.me/12277921
http://www.strawpoll.me/12277921
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4192022/Nigel-Farage-sharing-pad-French-politician.html
State of Rorkes.
>>70848251
You know there was a few of us right? I'm not Matty.
>>70848267
>posting daily mail links here
fuck off
>>70848138
>>70848224
LOCAL nationalism > civic nationalism > trump/nige meme nationalism >>>>> white nationalism
>>70848246
Tomorrow night
>Based Janny is doing gods work, if kpop has to go then I'm taking the rest of you down with me lmao.
>>70848230
His Imperial and Royal Majesty Napoleon I, By the Grace of God and the Constitutions of the Republic, Emperor of the French, King of Italy, Mediator of the Swiss Confederation, Protector of the Confederation of the Rhine, Co-Prince of Andorra.
>>70848233
abdul
>>70847991
GO GET YA FUCKIN SHINEBOX
>>70848051
I dont look vulnerable
And ill go down swinging. Watching your back is normal for me. Oxford youths are pussyholes as far as i can tell
>>70848285
where do you think we are?
>>70848314
>>70848314
>>70848314
>>70848314
In here lads
Here's a question, lads
Is there anything that isn't man made (nature) that can make you go deaf?
(that doesn't include old people ears)
>>70848280
>there was (past tense)
never been prouder of are jan
>>70848336
early you twat
>>70848350
volcanoes
>>70848336
I swear to God if the Janny lets this one slide...
doing a watch this
completely forgot about the kpop spam. shows what kind of influence ludders had on me. all that time wasted spamming his shite and i had completely forgotten.
what a fuckin dork lol
>>70848153
>implying you northern chimps can afford gas to heat your homes let alone gas your Southern superiors
>>70848350
volcano explosion
>>70846660
is coffee an energy drink?
>>70848367
One day we will return and we will be stronger than ever.
>>70848305
lmao
>>70848207
bender
>>70848119
And much more tbf, even places that look like England
Sorry for bragging about France in the British general
>>70848407
Bump limit lads
>>70848294
good post
>>70848318
>Oxford youths are pussyholes as far as i can tell
nope
>>70848169
I saved the pic from an anon in /out/
Same for the one of the Brecon Beacons I posted
>>70848396
the nonces scare easily
but they'll be back
and in greater numbers
>>70848445
>Sorry for bragging about France in the British general
nothing wrong with that
france is quite nice outside of the cities
>>70848298
TYRANT
Y
R
A
N
T
did a cum
in your mum