/brit/

agreeable edition

'cider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE

haha x

theory: this kraut is the janny

muff

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If you don't know what this is, you've got to go.

why is this rapeseed oil shill getting so bumblasted that someone could possibly be annoyed something advertised as olive oil spread actually isn't

absolutely boggles the mind you'd get so worked up over this unless you had a financial incentive to do so

Anybody got any salmon?
Sorted

List of wild cats I could dispatch/kill with little to no effort:

Cougar
Lynx
Panther
Bobcat
Caracal

If I had a small weapon I could probably do a cheetah, leopard, jaguar and possibly a small lion.

>>70843474
fucking teddy bears ree

if you ever shaken hands with the likes of obama, bush, clintons, blair etc. youre a phony and i dont want you near me

>>70843463
*peer reviews this theory*
hmm makes sense this is now fact

Enjoying the gayposting /tv/:
>>>/tv/79138094

I refuse to shake hands with someone from San Francisco

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*thinking about Buzz Aldrin*

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hmmmmmm

>>70843523
If you were in bed and that bloke came in naked with a raging boner, would anyone actually say no?

I'd let him have me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo

hmmm

now this REALLY makes me think

I only ever post once a thread is about 20 posts in. The first 20 posts are always people trying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj93OYD19Qw

>>70843611
bit gay

*looks up olive oil spread in the dictionary*

*doesn't find anything*

guess I'll just have to accept some rando internet gimps judgement of what constitutes olive oil spread rather than the advertising standards agency whose fucking job it is figure this shit out

>>70843598
Best pres desu

>>70843546
have unironically watched this entire playlist ama

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best tinder opening line lads?

accidentally thought about the ex gf lads oops hehe

I only ever post once a thread is about 20 posts in. The first 20 posts are always people trying

Fucking hell the diarrhoea is getting worse

This does not bode well for my commute tomorrow

Macron says that France will be the world's new policeman since the USA refuses to be

howling

>>70843647
How can you be such a thick fucking paki that you can't work out why people wouldn't be happy that something explicitly advertising itself as an olive oil product is only 20% olive oil and 40% rapeseed oil

literally bizarre

>>70843499
i'm not a phony, i'm a phimo

>>70843643
comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iknh6sQtDnM

>>70843707
>This is will be the new president of France.

He is already impeached.

What is the most Deano footie team and why is it Liverpool

I'm an atheist

No, DON'T debate me (I would just brutally embarrass you and pretty much your entire lineage)

Just pointing out that I'm an atheist. nothing more

>>70843706
let me rim your arsehole clean

>>70843720
when i was young i thought i had too much foreskin but my willy grew into it haha

must suck to be stuck!

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Looking through some of the earliest images I've saved in my 4chan folder (circa 2007) and I never realised just how Reddit this place was

>>70843787
do u liek mudkipz?

>>70843707
macron is based

macron and merkel will protect the free world until Toilet Bog Fart is out of office again

>>70843787
we invented reddit

>>70843718
if people aren't happy they can bitch to the ASA which they clearly haven't done because it's still called fucking olive oil spread.

which means the only one who has a problem with it is you, you fucking freak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK9KbKXLZmc

>>70843783
does it matter that i had my first wank at 17?

because i wanked so late i wonder if i could have peeled off the wrapper without having phimo earlier

>>70843787
Hindsight bias, lad.

You only think of it as Reddit now because it was all culturally appropriated by the drooling Reddit hoards. And they killed it. Just like they kill everything.

>>70843837
Merkel doesn't even speak English, she can't protect the free world

cock status: mongled

>>70843919
this is unironically my gimmick i made years ago

>>70843765
you're probably shitposting but i still it baffling how atheists are mocked online

growing up nobody i knew was religious. youngest religious person i know is in her 40s.

it was just taken as the default that you were irreligious.

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>>70843488
Whst about this lad

>>70843892
this one still has the same emotional impact

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>craving junk food
>buy pizza
>vow to eat only half tonight
>eat it all
need to stop trusting my brain

>>70843869
wtf lad ive been wanking since i was like 11, before i could even jizz proper

>>70843892
This guy's probably pretty old now.

Who /early 2000's/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n8H5R7Ow7k

results in

'paraently got the 'tism lads

Still haven't booked my tickets to easter island. Not sure I've got the balls for this one

anyone got the link to that meme political test the kraut took last thread

parrot's blood

>>70843988
yeah i tell the lads i had my first wank when i was 10, i'm a very later bloomer though, didn't even think about sex until i was like 15 or 16, still a virgin if it wasn't obvious but i don't care as much as i should do

>>70843840
imagine actually being a double digit iq inbred virgin, depressing

No different from buying some orange juice and finding out it's actually 40% apple juice and 20% orange juice

if that did happen you'd wank yourself off about how le glorious corporations are always right and should be able to do whatever they want

saw a manlet last night

one night stands are not fucking worth it.

went back to a girls place and just realized she gave me a condom from a box she purchased. for all i know she fucking poked holes in those condoms

have not been able to sleep the last few days

>>70843971
imagine being this fat a cunt

literally so mentally disabled that your body takes over and feeds you against your will

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>>70844031
isidewith

Hit 150mph on the motorway earlier, came off the slip road then accelerated from 70mph and the front wheel lifted off.

Felt incredible, would strongly recommend all of you to get a bike if you're not worried about serious injury/death. Really brought me out of my shell and helped with confidence issues I had.

got some 'ckets for 'ster island

>>70844047
haha what are your parents super religious?

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>>70843883
>Merkel doesn't even speak English
A former research scientist with a doctorate in physical chemistry, Merkel entered politics in the wake of the Revolutions of 1989, and briefly served as a deputy spokesperson for the first democratically elected East German Government headed by Lothar de Maizière in 1990.

I'm sure she doesn't even speak english.

>>70843869
I remember when I first discovered wanking, I didn't know what was happening

I told my mom about lolita. I was sitting on the front porch with her and I literally told her something like "so mom, there's this book called lolita. It's about a pedophile's relationship with a little girl, it's supposedly one of the most highly acclaimed book of all time. Some people on a forum recommended it to me". She seemed incredulous and confused when I told her, but then I showed her the goodreads page for the book and she was just sort of like, okay.

Lived in the countryside of Wales till I was 20

Been living in Birmingham for 5 years, still taken aback by how mad cities are sometimes.

*cancels /brit/*

>>70844081
why did it put you slightly in keynesian you slimy merchant

>>70843787
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZ0R

Eat shit and die, lads.

>>70844078
I'm trying

>>70844118
here's how to create some REAL zombies

>Zombie tools: television, radio, internet, primary elections, elections, voting

wake up sheeple

>>70844155
i think i showed some support for countercyclical policy

>>70844005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjXgbpkKnKo

watched this last night, brought me back

>>70844136
find this gimmick strange and pointless

>>70843707
tbf they're already doing that and have been for quite some time in north africa

>>70844140

lived in a city for 25 years and would like to move to the countryside

cities are disgusting

>>70844060
going to give an aneurysm with this bit of news: that product already exists and it's called "fruit juice drink"

http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=260547237

it's the same principle and you're still both wrong and retarded

Just got an advert on Facebook showing up from the police saying there's been an increased number of burglaries in the really specific area of town I live in

Interesting

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>>70843423
I prefer Yorkminster to be honest lad

>>70844140
I went back. Can't stand cities.

>>70844096
my parents are turbonormies funnily enough, my dad has plenty of war stories from when he was young and shagging around, my brother is a normie as well, i'm honestly not sure what went wrong exactly

>>70844070
stood next to a woman at the bus stop the other day, the top of her head came up to my elbow

the gf wants to get circumcised, feeling a bit mixed on this one :/

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>work 'morrow

>>70844232
York Minster, more like Rorke Minster am I right?

got over 3000 gimmicks in my warchest

keynesianism leads to consumerism and ultimately slavery

>>70844130
I remember a 4chan story of a guy going into school the next day and telling people about "the cool thing he found out and how to do it"

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well lads, I guess I'm off to the FEMA camp

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/are-you-sexist-take-this-quiz/

business idea: get rid of all gimmicks from /brit/

family has all gone to bed and its 8 oclock

>>70844177
"trying" = feeding yourself a whole fucking pizza?

*pats you on the back*

well done mate

*wipes grease off of hand on trouser leg*

this german jew really likes saying the word Rorke for everything he doesn't like

>>70844229
Yes and the equivalent spread product is called "vegetable oil spread" or something to that effect you silly fucking paki!

imagine being smug about being a stupid retard who can't understand a basic argument, christ

>>70844140
>>70844218
>>70844238
I don't understand why anyone would want to live in the countryside, it's nice for a day out or maybe even a few days but living there would be fucking awful

lads if a girl made me put on a condom, but it was one of hers, is there a chance she poked holes in it?

wouldnt she just rather have sex raw if she were trying to get knocked up? How many 22 year old girls with their own job and place are actually ytying to get knocked up by some stranger?

who's watching the ACON

>>70844304
that wasn't me

mate of mine stole lolita from the library

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work tomorrow

>>70844304
Fuck off I'm not the urban planning Kraut.

>>70843707
Macron is such an obvious undercover ENA operation. He's obviously backed by Énarques that have lost confidence in the Socialist party and think they can hold on to some last vestiges of power by forcing through a young guy and pretending he has the support of the younger populace.

If he gets into power, nothing will change.

Also he's married to his school teacher, who is 24 years his senior. Weird.

Don't understand how sex is pleasurable for the woman

Having some 200lb brute breathing over you while your orfices are abused time over

>>70844310
all of them dont you watch sargon thunderfoot and paul james watser women are a waste of time wank instead

>>70844290

wish mine would

my unemployed brother and dad stay up until about 3am

can't believe i still live with these runts. i have the money to move out, i just can't commit

>>70844310
>is there a chance she poked holes in it?

extremely low

even if she had poked holes it you'd likely notice unless you're a complete spanner

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>>70844314
I miss unironic meme culture.

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Why are all of you working tomorrow? Do you work in retail or something?


It's a bank holiday tomorrow.

>>70844347
And he lives with his wife's children

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work tomorrow

>>70844328
it's called abduction when you steal a person

>>70844376
would you notice small holes? was pretty drunk

>>70844100
this German says so
>>70842300

have i missed anything good the last few days

>>70844344
i've showered, had a roast and got into bed already. been here since 7.30. like to spend as much time in bed as possible on a sunday.

>>70844306
no it's not ya fucking trog

the juice drink is 18% juice, your spread is 21% olive oil yet they're called olive oil spread and cranberry juice drink respectivly

it's the same thing and the only reason you've got a problem with either is because you're an autistic fucking spastic

positively DESPISE low-class englishness

trying to be more healthy lads

had 5 innocent smoothies today alone

Hello /brit/ I need fedora reaction pics RIGHT NOW
Thank you kindly

>>70844406
yeah, either when unwrapping it or when rolling it on

>>70844308

I don't like the sound of cars, trains, planes, police sirens. I don't like stepping in vomit and stepping over special brew cans and fried chicken boxes, stepping over beggars, seeing brown people and poor people and pretentious vegan twats, living like a sardine having to fight to get anywhere through the mass of automatons

>>70844420
the equivalent would be that juice being called cranberry juice

you're really emebarassing yourself here...

>>70844357
read a lot of threads on reddit about this, the general consensus is that the physical sensations are nice but it's really the emotional aspect that draws women to it.

>>70844420
Hahahah you're a fucking paki

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>>70844459

warning: only those whose pineal gland is less than 20% calcified can hear this

https://youtu.be/o_KQCEFPObE

>>70843677
where's the fedora

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>positively DESPISE low-class englishness

>>70844419
i'm going to stay up until 3:00AM tonight to maximise my free time before the 5 day grind

ill be exhausted tomorrow but who gives a fuck

>>70844470
>or when rolling it on

I get girls to put it on with their mouth, or bumhole.

I find the very idea of a "working class" revolting to say the least

>>70843951
sort of the opposite here 2bh

we were all catholics and went to mass and got smacked across the head if we didn't

yet, no-one was actually religious. only person I ever knew who genuinely believed in anything of that sort was my grandmother who remembered the titanic sinking and believed in it cause she lived in some village in the backarse of beyond before moving to Dublin in her 30s

>>70844377
they always had these, they would go on the front page and screencap the first visible reply

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>>70844459
this one's a new addition to my collection

never having a one night stand again

>>70844357

being submissive is pleasurable for them

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>>70844081
rate

>>70844140
what endz you repping?

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>I find the very idea of a "working class" revolting to say the least

>>70844509
classic

finally watched hail, caesar
was better than the internet had led me to expect

>>70844476
I guess I'm just a natural born city dweller

>I don't like the sound of cars, trains, planes, police sirens.
I barely notice them

>I don't like stepping in vomit and stepping over special brew cans and fried chicken boxes, stepping over beggars, seeing brown people and poor people and pretentious vegan twats, living like a sardine having to fight to get anywhere through the mass of automatons
Stick to the right areas and you can largely avoid that

>>70844491
meant to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MitZ-C0tgQ

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>>70844385
MY WIFE'S SON

>>70844478
if you can't understand that they're exactly equivalent then I'm afraid you're the one languishing in double digit IQ mediocrity, lad

>CTRL + F "(You)
>35

ah yes

>>70844505
i'm the opposite. being exhausted at work makes me miserable. going to have a nice early night so i won't want to kill myself when my alarm goes off

can you lads imagine talking like a brit in real life? absolute memery

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>>70844459
have a cheeky gif

xx

>>70844532
is this true for any men?

>>70844536
>collectivist protectionist

got a bit sick in my mouth

>>70844564
do me a fucking favour

literally /r9k/ the rapper

day 5 of no benzos

VERY jittery, having huge muscle twitches in my legs

>>70844578
not being a yank and not understanding what varsity meant made The Mighty Ducks D3 confusing

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>I'm afraid you're the one languishing in double digit IQ mediocrity

Work are literally paying for a hire car and petrol for 3 months because I don't have a car lmao

>>70844140
I don't mind smaller cities

but places like London, Birmingham, Leeds, Glasgow... fuck that. nightmarish.

>>70844614
Keep at it lad x

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>>70844488
>>70844522
>>70844582

Best posts ITT

>>70844574
i want to kill myself when the alarm goes off regardless of how well i slept

>>70844567
You're a fucking paki though.

>>70844614
I'm at day ten after 90 days on them. Feeling good.

>>70844626
>watching any Mighty Ducks film beyond D2
the state of you

day 4589 of no bf

VERY jittery, having huge muscle twitches in my legs

>>70844593
good, fuck off neoliberal

have a nice cup of 'ot 'at

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comfy

>>70844691
who was your bf 12 years ago?

why do yanks call postcodes "zip codes"?

>>70844731
because shut up. that's why.

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>good, fuck off neoliberal

>>70844730
father Paul

>>70844731
cos they're fat and stupid desu

just got fedoraposted lads, dunno if i'll ever recover

About to partake in an angry wank

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>>70844765

what would you do if you knocked up some girl you dont like from a one night stand?

Think I would tell her have an abortion, because I will never take care of that baby and it will grow up without its real father

>>70844685
i either saw it on tv randomly or borrowed it from one of those old timey video stores

>>70844140
British cities are dire shitholes aside from London

>>70844731
zip sstands for zionist international puppet

>>70844731
because they're disgusting slops

>>70844791
FONT

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>just got fedoraposted lads, dunno if i'll ever recover

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benched for the first time in 2 months, 60kg for 5 felt heavy. and my wrist hasn't even fully healed despite all that time off. RIP gains.

>>70844536
>protectionism
fuck off

hello you stupid cunts

>>70844821
that's not even a fedora

I actively post comments in the hope of being HATTED

downloading a 20gb blacked torrent

wonder what your skin feels like after swimming across the channel

>>70844830
hows the squat lad?

>>70844791
would try and marry her so I could look after my son/daughter. otherwise I'd fight for sole custody.

really doubt I'd ever end up in that situation, I'm way too careful

>>70844871
it works, i hate you

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Never had chocolate-flavour crisps before

It's weird man

>>70844849
it's a hat of some description

>>70843474
World at War remake when?

*kills Jap with M1 Garand*

PING

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why did she decide to get fat?

that baked ziti i mentioned earlier was fucking glorious. used pork mince and chucked in some fennel. was so fucking good.

>>70844897
sounds horrible

>>70844897
what the fuck kind of meme flavour is that.

>>70844918
nice to hear 2bh

italian american cuisine is pretty good

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG2gMdO48ss
ch00n ngl

>>70844882
I feel like I was careful, wore a condom but didn't pull out.

Never know if something leaked though.

Also, how long will the sperm stay alive? I threw the condom away in her bin

>>70844130
Literally thought I was possibly dying.

Guess I was... in Shakesperian terms. Hahaha English lit GCSE educationnnnnn yeaaaaaaaah.

can get barely a pinch of fat on my tummy

six pack is prety visible too although I'm no sure it counts on a runty 60kg skeleton

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Yeah babe

>>70844899
WW2 shooters seem to be making a comeback lately

they were all the rage back in the early-mid 2000s, then CoD4 came along and the modern FPS trend started

looks like it's swinging back now

>>70844897
grimmest shite, get the fuck outta here

might buy the sims 2 again for the 'gia

>>70844685
D2 is fascinating to watch as an adult, I mean the literal premise of it is that a multiracial, mixed-sex group, many of whom have either never played hockey or never ice skated before (!), could still become in a matter of months the best hockey team in the world (which they do by defeating a cartoonishly Aryan team from Iceland of all places). What's sad is that a lot of now-grown millennials actually think like that. Their adult worldview is derived from second-rate multicultural propaganda they watched when they were 9.

>>70844986
thats skin youre pinching, not fat.

might play through the Uncharted Series

never played any of them, any good?

>>70844975
ought to be fine then unless she's a crazy slag (unlikely)

otherwise she could get pregnant off it easily, think it stays alive up to 24 hours in the 'dom

got called a 3rd world country in greggs

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Might roll a spliff

>>70844491
Good luck de-calcifying those lips lad.

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
unaa..... VEEEEEEELLLLLAAAAAAAAA

>>70844945
>>70844948
>>70845001
They're weird, but I've had worse

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who else is to smart for extremism but understands the merit in a careful, balanced, pragmatic compromise?

got arrested by the greggs gestapo

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preeti and priya

>>70845004
>not original Sims

Nice tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mke9z4qfTFU&list=PL538B8AD43F078BFA

>>70844791
m8 of mine had this happen. she had the kid, he wanted nothing to do with it and went travelling. then came back and did a bit of occasional dadding, then moved to indonesia. think he's in australia now.

>>70844791
Abort probably

Have cummed in many slags bare back and never got one of them pregnant (as far as I know, never spoken to any of them again haha)

>>70845052
dont people laugh at you when you take out your rolling machine at parties?

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>>70845068

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>>70845052
way ahead of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsTACGVoNLw
ch00n ngl

>>70845126
Shut your whore mouth Nigel, MEN ARE TALKING

>>70845068
who cares about what new zealand parties you match with?

>>70844989
wrong

>>70844791
fly kick her in the stomach

weed is a pretty runty drug tbqh

splifflad is quietly my favourite /brit/ gimmick

started reading ngl as nigel

>>70845176
all drugs are runty.

still do them though.

is there a labour crisis in America?

Live in a city without a central greggs

T. Down south

>>70845168
Australia wasn't working and the space looked underused

>>70845201
well that depends on what you mean by crisis

>>70844899
>ywn cross map snipe with a silenced iron sights gewehr 43 on hctdm again
why even live

>>70845156
very good

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>>70845052
Yea boi

>>70844636
Living in North-West Leeds was the best place I ever lived. Quiet and pretty corner of the city, pretty low crime, had all the perks of a city a £1 bus ride away.

Fooking mint la'

>>70844986
the saying goes that abs on a skinny lad are like tits on a fat bird. doesn't count.

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LSD is the patricians choice

>>70844564
>"""system is overtly anti-Christian""""""""
>yo nigga dat system be usin relijun to brainwash u cuz

Hmm real chin scratcher.

>>70845235
preddy denk

>>70845130
I don't take it to parties
I'd tell someone else there to roll it, I'm a big man, I hand out the orders
>>70845152
>>70845235
good lads

>>70845235
calling the le gendarme right now

I've gone from sniffing coke every night for 3 months to completely stopping all drug use and I feel much better for it

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>>70844830
broke my wrist and haven't been gym in 4 months


well and truly fucked it

think I've turned a bit gay

>>70845029
feels like a thin layer of slippery fat underneath 2bh

>>70845245
I guess, never banged a fat bird so I wouldn't know haha

>>70845273
That is a very kawaii neko minna san

>>70845307
good lad
drugs make you feel shit past 21

>>70845301
British phones are banned since brexit

Post cute Cara

>>70845411
oxymoron

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elite opinions coming through

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>>70845411

>>70845430
link the test lil leaf lad

Now i wagecuck reckon im gonna spend the weekends studyimg maths in bed on opiates

staying up to watch my pats win the owl

>>70845464
isidewith.com

>>70845171
Battalion 1944
Days of War

>>70845428
what the fuck did you just call me i'll kick ur shit in ya wee shit

>>70845411
*the very essence of time itself begins to break down and the walls to other dimensions are shattered*

>>70843488

Do you work at a zoo lad???

I don't fucking care about the 5000 mile 10,000 word report of your political opinions

I don't fucking give a shit

Do you think I'm going to fucking read it or something, let alone give a shit

>>70845489
give me 1 second to neck this pint before i knock you the fuck out mate

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>>70845411

>>70845229
>hctdm

twat

>>70845510
This
No on gives a flyfuck about u

>>70845307
I don't think my body accepts coke, last time I took it I ended up collapsing, slamming my head full force on concrete

People thought I was seriously injured because it was such a hard fall but I was fine somehow

da na na na na na na na THAILAD

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are they drug posts itt just shitposting or do you lot actually do them?

>>70845519
Good lad.

>>70845510
haha, of course not
*holds behind my back the 10,000 word dissertation on my analysis and views of the current political climate*
anyway got to go haha
*chokes back tears as I run home, throwing my dissertation in a dog waste bin on the way*

is anyone watching the superbowl tonight? is bbc broadcasting it again?

>>70845511
*smashes the glass into your face when you bring it to your lips*
neck that ya wee cunt

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>>70845568

letting your dog foul on the street should be a £1000 fine

using a phone while driving should be an instant 1 year ban

>>70845585
got on the gear last night after the rugby. regretting it now desu

zoinks scoob!

>>70845646
The state of that desk

>>70845633
yes
don't know

>>70845599
*fish the thesis out of the bin*
*pass it off as my own*
*become a celebrated public intellectual on the strength of "my" (i.e., your) insights*

>>70845532
t. gets lost in seelow

>>70845585
I do them and they do me

t. raver

>>70845692
*hangs myself without leaving a note*

>>70845646
So when are they getting rid of him?

>>70845723
I played S&D, would absolutely wreck you lad

>>70845585
nowhere near as often as I used to, still get dizzled up occasionally though

>>70845692
*notes that ur hands smell of dog poo*

WHO LET THE RUNTS OUT

Rorke Rorke Rorke Rorke

https://youtu.be/mR0fd4W1ETI

I don't take no shit

>6 nations
>Korean zombie comback fight last night
>Pride of the midlands beat villa yesterday
>fester got smashed and Derby lost
>afcon final today
>superbowl tonight

VERY comfy weekend

Lads weeeeew

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d35_1486316147

>>70845800
heh

>>70845800
should be 5 rorkes

>>70845585

taken acid about 33 times now

lost my interest in football completely

>>70844989
Tbh lad, only autistic tasteful gentlemen like you and me want a good WW2 shooter. It's not a commercially-viable venture thanks to these yung runts.

business idea: Fps shooter where you play as nigger drug dealers battling for turf. Maps are shitty run down neighbourhoods in Chicago and LA and consist of close-quarters tower blocks and maze-like suburban street settings where ambient sounds like trap music being played in houses can be heard.

Weapons are typically civilian fare like semi-auto AR-15s, hi-point handguns and AKs with a few cheeky illegally procured full autos (tec-9s and mac-10s) for good measure. Gore is incredibly realistic.

NEED 200 micrograms in me

>>70845858
Reeks of reddit

>>70845925
>>70845925
>>70845925
>>70845925
>>70845925

>>70845858
>Korean zombie
only know the anime mate sorry

>>70844899
After the state of the CoD4 remake, you don't want a WaW one tbqh lad.

>>70845910
Since when is liking sports reddit

business idea: roman republic era shooters where you're shooting arrows

NEED 200 mm in me.