/brit/

just ripped an absolute humdinger of a fart

smells like roast dinner

>>70836771
>savory

FOY

marmite and lime marmelade

going to join the sea shepherds

>>70836838
Do you need skills or is it like the military

>>70836817
>lime marmalade
I've had this
quite nice

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beautiful day

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>>70836838
muh whales

>>70836855
no idea. im not really serious.

although i do think the japs are pretty fucked up for killing whales like they do.

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grim

https://youtu.be/71jo8PKqKYg

want to go crayfish trapping

My last booking was with a middle aged guy that had the ooomph and the enthusiasm of a dead fish , he just laid there , didn't lay a hand of me as such , conversation painfully slow .... a whole hour , easy enough, wank and blow and some kissing but all rather tedious from my point of view . Not a sound or even a shudder when he "came" twice .

reminder that poor working/lower class people need to fuck off

*looks for manny on the map*

just got called by an unknown number

american man asking me "how I was using his wifi", said he looked up my IP address and found my phone number, said I've been using his wifi, asked if i was a hacker

thoroughly confused rn

>>70836922
no they don't

fuck off you tory-esque twat

>>70836922
specially the right win ones

some pardner far right group is called identity evropa
creasing

>american professors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvKnADb2-aE

>>70836931
he's on to you lad

tHE WORKING class literally built the world

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>>70836922
this

>>70836934
yes they do. stop calling me a tory twat because i'm not lol.

i just hate those poor working class people with chips on their shoulder thinking that the world owes them something

if japs are virtually 100% atheist, why do they have such a fascination with ghosts?

first of all

Ahh another Sunday gone without setting foot outside.

Unironically moving to London RIGHT NOW (on a train). Not looking forward to this chapter of my life at all desu

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>>70836982
no

>>70836942
yep i agree.

right wing working class people are so dumb to actually be right wing while working class.

it's a testament to the power of propaganda and the foolishness of the average working class pleb

>>70836982
>the workers worked the work
no shit

>>70836985
nah fuck off tory cunt

>>70837004
They're not 100% atheist.

hmm she's not replied for a while lads
hmmmmmm

I wish weeks were just Saturday Sunday Friday

>>70836957
she is teaching performance art at moma

second of all

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>>70836982

>>70837030
yes they are you delusional christcuck

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KILL THE POOR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owI7DOeO_yg

>>70837017
new job?

>>70837020
if i became PM id give the right wing working class the so called jobs that they want

in a labour camp

to their death

>>70837004
just because you don't believe in god doesn't mean you can't believe in an afterlife or ghosts n shit

>>70837017
embrace it lad, London is great even though have to put up with living in a hovel

don't feel like i'm the main character in the television show that is my life

feel like i'm either a semi-interesting recurring character or an extra in a 4 second shot that /tv/ would make a meme about

>>70837062
wow somebody got out of bed on the wrong side this mornign

>5 days on, 2 days off

why is this allowed

>>70836957
How could someone do that and not be embarrassed?

>>70837048
kekmao

>>70837028
you say that as though it's an insult

>>70837096
>be a christcuck
>browse a website that frequently posts porn and wank regularly

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don't put the spoons away just yet

>>70837105
>not being neet master race

i'm now officially contributing towards a pension

feels proper old lads

>>70837017
London is great lad, whereabouts you moving to?

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me and the gf on the train to Lake Tahoe

how come danemark and sweden are top tier in europe in terms of living standards but rorkes make fun of them because of sexual assaults numbers?

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>I own a car
>I earn over £23500 a year
>I have a gf
>I have friends I go out with on the weekends
>I drink alcohol

>>70837141
>pensions

stop doing this

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>>70837062
>literal seconds of googling later

Who's calling me from an unknown numbah

Mi nah answer no unknown numbah

Nah pick it up if its a private callah

>>70837084
I know the term refers strictly to a deity, but in common parlance it includes the broader notion of the afterlife

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>I'm ready for out date Anon! Where are we going?

>>70837183
they are actually decreasing in living standards and gdp per capita ever since they have taken in 6 trillion syrian niggers

>>70837195
don't have a choice my employers enrolled me on their scheme without asking me

>>70837220
we're going straight up your shitpipe my darling

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Bit of a spoilt, hateful, entitled cunt isn't he?

>>70837072
Yeah :'( Had got used to living back in my comfy hometown too

>>70837085
It's a terrible city for terrible people, I'm fully anticipating being stabbed within a week

>>70837143
Lambeth North is my nearest tube stop

>>70837194
>tfw no traps

There has to be something better than shrugs.

>>70837245
int he the guy that sells undies?

>>70837201
yes, so virtually 100% like he said. 2.3% is not at all a significant amount

>>70837220
nandos

>>70837222
>take in poor people
>stats go loose
wahey you wanker

>>70837183
>>70837222
denmark didn't take in nearly as many refugees as sweden or even finland

they took in slightly more than us iirc
and we took in fuck all

>>70837245
he's ambitious

now fuck off you lower class cunt

> this one Daily Mail reading knobhead who's obsessed with Beckham

>>70837240
I'm fairly certain that's illegal

>>70836888
Why is Ray Mears so comfy?

>>70837256
power cleans

deadlifts

face pulls

upright rows

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Daily reminder that only untermensch shop at Iceland

>>70837245
David Beckham is the king of lower class deanos you little povvo scummer
*crushes you under my boot*

>>70837256
>There has to be something better than shrugs.
Best things for traps are power cleans, heavy deads and farmer's walks. I never do shrugs and my traps are disproportionately big

>>70837283
why

>>70837220
straight to your feet

*immediately drops on all fours*

>>70837245

amazing that such a successful person is still so insecure he needs to lash out at random singers

his agent told him to come out against scottish independence as a way of sucking up to the establishment some more, pathetic wanker

>>70837270
>he's ambitious
Lel. I bet you're a paki.

>>70837254
Decent location (in terms of links....not the place itself).

Short walk to the best club in London lad, get down to Corsica Studios asap hehe

>>70837269
they are still number two after sweden in terms of sexual assaults statistics
having a think

how long does it take David Beckham to complete a jigsaw puzzle created for 2 year olds??

about the same length of time it would take any other adult I'd imagine

pizza or chili for dinner lads

i had chili yesterday

>>70837309
Morrisons is the thinking man's supermarket

>>70837309
>waitrose and M&S
>ocado
literally the same thing

Loads of mash for dinner or a giant pizza

>>70837262
shintoism and buddhism are religions though?

>>70837369
muh sexual assault is a meme

it happens less in scandinavia than elsewhere but they count incidents differently

>>70837352
loool stay mad poorfag

boiled or mashed runts for dinner

>>70837316
It's only really those vacuous Essex and London types that worship him.

>>70837309
Tesco in the radical centre

>>70837385
pizza if you had chilli yesterday
wb me >>70837407

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hmmm

>>70837410
atheism is the belief in a god you dumb fucking frog. shintos and buddhists do not worship a god

>>70837453
'za

>>70837328
Anything else that's disproportionately big? ;o

>>70837423
Rasheed.

pasta's almost al dente

going to have a peng munch

>>70837410
shintoism is basically being superstitious and buddhism is technically a set of ideals not a religion (it is a religion)

>>70837309
Can't abide plebs who discuss which supermarket they shop at in conversation as if it were a serious and worthy topic. Complete waste of brain power.

>>70837309
>Iceland

WTF I hate mums now

>>70837415
yes right. they register every assault under different cases or something like this, don't remember well
yet rorkes still use this argument

been away all weekend. what did i miss on /brit/ lads?

>>70837309
didn't know coop had a new logo

>>70837496
Then fuck off to /kraut/ you hairy twat

>work tomorrow
>have 2 (two) customer complaints waiting for me

ah yes, love having to deal with complaints "thoroughly and properly" while also being expected to do my normal job even though we have a customer relations dept whose entire job is to fucking handle complaints and nothing else

>>70837484
>al dente
fow

>>70837524
i arranged drinks with a girl
nothing else of value

>>70837529
should have done better in school then mate

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>>70837467
'za it is

>>70837454
>VoluptuousCurves
>London
doing a think

>>70837365
Yeah my flat's old and shit (everything works fine though), but the location seems great, about 5 mins from all the touristy shit. Gonna give it a go here for 6 months then move somewhere more comfy for my final 2.5 years (job is a 3 yr programme and can't see myself staying in London any longer desu).

What's good about that club? I'm also about 5 mins away from Ministry of Sound I noticed.

Unironically quite excited for work lads, even did some research for a project yesterday afternoon.

What is happening to me?

le heems u xDDDDDDDD

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>he still eats Rustlers instead of based Feasters

Get on it if you haven't already x

wish i could move to argentina or uruguay

>>70837565
Lineups, sound, crowd, vibe.

MoS is tourist/pleb shit laddo, steer clear.

le HEEM lolllll xdxxddddd

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rate my new flatshare lads

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>>70837566
You became a nerd

Time to end it

>>70837555
Did amazing in school, literally top 1% tier. Then I failed uni (twice) because of muh depression.

any man regularly go to see prossies?

>>70837600
Feast on my cock.

>>70837628
ummm.... janny?

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work tomorrow

>>70837600
Runtiest food in existence my friend.

>>70837556
Looks like a decent 'za, as far as supermarket standards go. Nice thin base, will clearly crisp up nicely.

>>70837621
>le smart but lazy meme

>>70837653
benis :DD

>>70837659
that is a thing

i can tell you all did good in school i didn't do that

Wine 'pon it
Climb 'pon it
Ride 'pon it
Spend your whole bloodclart life 'pon it
Dive 'pon it
Slide 'pon it
Wait, you broke me cocky now mi need fi put ice 'pon it
Grind 'pon it
Fight 'pon it
Survive 'pon it
You can take a bloodclart flight 'pon it
You're tight 'pon it
Your wife 'pon it
Make her scream "Jesus Christ" 'pon it

>>70837220
dunno. bring your bus fare

>>70837668
Being lazy is not smart. These people are often just half-smart.

>>70837566
also excited for work tomorrow
get to find out something potentially exciting

>>70837668
no it's not

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earls court lads

>>70837613
Probably steer clear of both of them on account of being the sort of person who uses 4chan. Was a normie in my youth though and still pass as one these days, so you never know

*posts shitty song lyrics that nobody recognises and even if they did it'd still be shit*

wahey!!!!

>>70837600
Honestly I'm a huge fucking runt but microwaveable burgers are a step too far, even for me

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the 'don

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https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

>Walcome tae Wikipaedia,
>the free encyclopaedia that awbody can eedit.

>>70837652
finally started my career. really hate this feeling desu

>>70837710
what's the point of making all these modern buildings if only rich people can afford to live in them

>>70837710
>>70837741
The pengest british city

>>70837309
Interesting that not only the vote to leave but also the supermarket you shop at directly correlates with how poor you are.

Quiet guy early 30's but looked younger than he was, he actually looked quite a bit like Will from Inbetweeners even sounded like him with the accent lol. He was super nervous said it was his first time doing this sort of thing, he went to shower and I handed him a towel, he turned down my offer of joining him in the shower was honestly expecting him to bottle it but I told him where the bedroom was and sorted myself out, found him sitting on the edge of the bed with his towel on looking like a criminal on death row who's execution day has come.

Took a while of talking and stroking his hair to get him to relax, got him comfy and just got on top of him and he finished within 5 minutes at first he was just laid there like he was scared to do anything it was really cute lol, I had to grab his hands and put them on my breasts but after that he had a good grope of everything but popped by the time he got to my butt I think he liked that bit lmao.

>>70837748
truly runt

Hahaha this fucking guy >>70837762

cretin

>>70837672
That's catchy as fuck

fried chicken and pancakes for lunch me thinks

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the 'lets

haha gavins pissed about being replaced by some random meathead on fox news

reckon im gonna do a wank

*have a walk through the barbican*

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>>70837600

why do people spend hours cooking when they could bung something in the microwave for a couple of minutes?

dark already

booked my 10th attempt at my theory test lads. feeling optimistic

>>70837787
ate fried chicken and waffles today
pengest restaurant

>>70837811
Put one of these tins in the microwave for 2 minutes. Did not end well.

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>>70837807

wanking to royksopp concerts

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alri

back from maccas lads
the light in my bedroom has just failed

>>70837777
it's true though

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5arT1cxZMgA

>>70837853
>2.09 MB, 3024x4032

nary a pixel

>>70837793
hey I live near tower hamlets :)

the 'sta is finished lads

covered it in 'san

delish

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>>70837807

Modern women are a special kind of narcissistic princess.

Spent 11AM til 4PM cleaing the flat.

Actually did a pretty good job, proud of myself.

Wish I did it yesterday though instead of sleeping, walking up and down, gorging on chocolate cookies, begging for SAD to stop and contemplating the ol' cide.

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NEWHAM

HOME

You haffi marry the nana-na-na
Before mi ride the banana
You haffi marry the nana-na-na
Before mi ride the banana
You haffi marry the nana-na-na
Before mi ride the banana-nana
Haffi marry the nana
Before mi ride the banana-nana

have a day off tomorrow so i might stay up and see what the fuss is about the super bowl. never seen one desu

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gf sent me this

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>>70837841
kek

can't even begin to describe how amazing london is

>>70837904
least it was 'fore I fucked everythang up

http://is2.4chan.org/fit/1486252567272.webm

the gwarfar

>>70837930
gets boring after like a year

>>70837853
DUDE WEED LMAO

dunno why boards of canada seem to make me profoundly depressed whenever I listen to them nowadays. used to be able to wile away hours at a time just chilaxing to their shit. now I literally cannot even listen to them in my head

>>70837943
Can't imagine how much of a fucking runt you must be to dress up at these things

Guarantee they got nonced as kids

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>>70837930
truly the pinnacle of british civilisation

>>70837943
Hint: if you remove the 2 from the start of the link then hover-to-view works:

http://is.4chan.org/fit/1486252567272.webm

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set up the stickers la's

>>70837978
>actually having to cherrypick the worst photos

also note that most of liverpool looks like that

>>70837978
ripe for gentrification

>>70837970
Cool story bro

baked ziti for tea

got the idea from sopranos

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Help me lads

Always thought Red Hot Chilli Peppers were pure 'dit but actually listened to Californication and it's not cringe at all

>>70837986
GOOD LAD

dunno why Prussian marching music seem to make me profoundly depressed whenever I listen to it nowadays. used to be able to wile away hours at a time just chilaxing to that shit. now I literally cannot even listen to it in my head

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>>70837999
>newham
>having to cherrypick
ummm pick one abdul

>>70838032
GABAGOOL

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hmm

>>70837993
dank as hell my dude

>>70837993
fucking CHRIST

>>70838077
black people cant be racist

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>>70838058
good ol silvertown

being completely redeveloped now of course

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>sign says diversity
>newham is less than 16% white
really makes you think

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>>70837978
this is a great backdrop for aesthetic photoshoots wearing tracksuits though

could do with more high rise council estates though

>>70838077
agree with most of them

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>>70838084
>>70838092
>>70837993
heres the before

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>>70837993
is this you

is it just me or is anyone else waiting for a complete and utter cultural and civilisation collapse or revolution to see what the next society will be

london is the closest thing to perfection you can get

>>70838104
Looks ghastly. Agree with ol Prince Charlie on this.

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hmm

pretty much everything i post on facebook is just funny shit i see on /brit/. its quite effective at getting likes.

thanks lads.

>>70838123
jesus christ, this fella needs a good and thorough twatting

>>70838111
whats the other 84%?

lol bruv i belled weedman yesterday and he came but I didn't have a fiver so he took my tenner dickhead

>>70838126
hoping for a giant meteor to fuck the earth, personally

>>70838138
what does he have to do with it? none of it is modernist

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Says here on your CV you've never had a GF? Care to explain?

>>70838104
it looks nice but only rich people can live there now

lads what sounds better

18 days off work for the price of 9 annual leave

Or

10 days off for the price of 4

>>70838151
An A J Stein Production ...

>>70837993
If I saw you with that in public I'd seriously consider taking that piece of shit and smashing it.

How cancerous

>>70838184
Never tried.

>>70838168
paki

>>70838199
well beforehand it was derelict industrial land

also it's too far out to really be only for rich people

>>70838181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iriNIKeBLY

>>70838215
chill out dude..

>>70838202
10 for 4.

9 days is a huge chunk of your yearly allowance.

what do people call those bags crazies keep in case of a collapse of society?

>>70838170
I'm confused, how much were you buying and what was the price?

black power

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THIS

IS

LONDON

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>>70838184
well you see haha... its erm... I err... it's quite a funny story.. ha... I err... do you have any w-water

>>70838123
>only other image i can find was posted by an american on /int/
t-this isn''t actually you is it mate

really want to shag a spanish girl

>Iceland has patronymic surnames
>Icelad's last name is literally <Icelad's dad's first name>son
howling

>>70838294
y

>"Why don't you like immigration, anon?"

how do you respond

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rate the spliff lads

why's it so hard to get a blonde wife lads

London is the closest thing to heaven and perfection you can achieve

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the 'end

Sick of pizza

>>70838259
bug out/innawoods/shtf kit

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>>70838237
we should have listened

Remember when Russel Brand was relevant?

>>70838326
>wasted space at the top
ugh, get a rolling machine you spaz

>>70838335
>what kind of housing estate you want senpai
>just make it impossible to police
>say no more

>>70838319
their skin tone and dark hair really turn me on

plus i love the (not so spanish) catalan accent

>>70838354
>bug out

thats the badger. ta lad.

>>70838319
and what?

>>70838359
no

glad rorkist opinions like those are mostly ignored

I wanna touch bums with you

>>70838259
go bags, i have one

>>70838342
sick of you

>>70838364
Lost his last ounce of credibility when he did a complete 180 after spending 15 minutes with Ed Miliband. Cannot even fathom having such weak convictions.

>don't vote
>actually vote for Labour please lads come on

>>70838254
was thinking the same

plus if i had 18 days off id feel like total wank having to go back afterwards

>>70838335
>>70838374
can someone explain what's so unique about this place?

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Alri

>>70838394
>Prince Charles
>Rorke

he's a rasheed

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drunk out of my mind at 6 o'clock haha

>>70838415
it's utterly shit

>>70838418
Rorkesheed?

>>70838418
rorke and rasheed are the same thing

Ah yes the German "Destroy all historic buildings" Jew

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the endz

>>70838433
Ra'orke

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>>70838453
he's jewish

>>70838417
*Shoves it down my Jap's eye*

Heh smoke THIS

>>70838440
the biggest redpill to swallow

>Smoking weed past the age of 20

fucks sake. the state of you

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alri

>>70838184
im intimidatingly attractive

>>70838472
>Despite being accused of antisemitism, Robinson has declared his support for the Jewish people and Israel, calling himself a Zionist.[14]


utter retard this specimen

>>70838506
its fine in moderation. wind your neck in.

>>70838394
are you taking the fucking piss? have you seen the state of London's skyline?

>>70838453
It's the Jewish Dane that thinks Kowloon walled city was a good thing

Don't know why he posts here when nobody likes him, literally on the level of CEO of micked, 190kg and the Algerian nonce

>>70838513
rorkes love israel for some reason

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>>70838508
>a fucking rolling machine

Got the perfect bait for /tv/ haha.

>>70838513
rasheed

>>70838453
why are you so against property rights?

dont enjoy joints as much when theres no baccy in it

might start a male-only monastic order to instil masculine, european spiritualist and traditionalist values because they're utterly absent in modern day society

want to join?

>>70838513
>utter retard this specimen
Check out Sherlock over here, lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR-ERR2BAl8&feature=youtu.be

soothing this

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>its fine in moderation

smoking weed is such a stupid thing to do

>>70838554
can we go around and terrorise people for their gold

>>70838554
depends. will there be friends-only no-homo nob play and bum fun?

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trying to organise a trip to the 'dam with with lads but we couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery

>>70838583
so is being a dirty like yank

fuck off!!!!

>>70838547
if people like you didnt exist neither would slough or milton keynes

fuck off wanker

>>70838506
you'd be surprised how many older folk chong it

why do you think governments are slowly coming around to legalising weed? could it be that they WANT you to be docile and compliant?


hmm

I'll leave that thought with you, now scurry along my little runts

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can someone teach me how to make tea

>>70838522
london's skyline looks fantastisc and will look even greater in the future

>>70838554
Sounds like something a gay paedo would do

>Nothing's free in this world

errr.. woolwich ferry xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj_wp0jS7Iw

>it's a "dudesons collab" episode

>>70838605
book flights first that way there's no backing out

then hostel

Need friends badly, got none in real life and none on the 'net.

Starting to feel the effects.

>>70838619
you've got it the wrong way round leaf

milton keynes is a centrally planned creation

>>70838617
found the degenerate junkie

>>70838643
ban of weed is super rorke and jews tried to reverse it (and are still trying to) as of today

>>70838605
>tfw my uncle has two flats in the 'dam so family and friends can visit any time
might go again for a drug-fuelled week-long hardcore lash

>>70838643
t. Friendly small time neighbourhood drug dealer worried his profit margins will take a slash

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>>70838650
ah yes... an inspiring architectural masterpiece - truly awe inspiring, much like the Colossus of Rhodes or the Parthenon

>>70838653
cackled at this post.

>>70838645
Place tea bag in cup, boil kettle, pour water into cup leaving a few cm at the top, leave tea bag floating for ~90 seconds to steep, remove teabag with spoon, add milk to taste, stir, consume.

>Weed still illegal everywhere in Britain

Why the fuck are you lot so backward?

> gf calls radiators "heaters"
cute but I still had to slap the shite out of her

>>70838721
Weed is a Class B drug, distribution gets you 14 years i prison

Said I wasn't going to be drinking on Sunday nights anymore. Just opened the second bottle of wine. What am I like eh?

>>70838709
This building is actually fucking beautiful up close and in person, especially at sunset/night

You can visit the top for free too

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Christ, most of these girls on POF are absolute dogs. Is POF where the Tinder rejects go?

>>70838715
don't ever reply to me again

>>70838236
nonrich people don't live in fancy new modern developments

want to start a male-only onanistic order

>>70838665
their accents are hilarious