we'll make our own union, with blackjack and hookers

And denbts and brown people?

Ok but exclude Transylvania

>>70832064
get the fuck outta here swampdick

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>Rejected by southern europeans because too germanic
>Rejected by northern european because too latin

>>70832032
Ok, just let me fix it:

- Remove Romania, Moldova, Bulgaria, Albania and Yugoslavia

- Add the right part of Cyprus

>>70832102
Actually France is welcome but you guys don't want to associate with us

>>70832102
You're not rejected for being too germanic, you are rejected for believing you are.

>>70832102
I rejected you because you're a bunch of rude sonsofbitches

>>70832142
Of course not, we want to be invited just to decline the invitation, we just want attention.

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>>70832142
nah we're coming boy

>>70832117
shut the fuck up ahmed gonzales

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I agree under one condition

>>70832200
coming from an italian i take this as 1rst class compliment.
Thank you pasta bro

>>70832102
France can join the mediterranean union as observers

> Honorous members of the Mediterranean union:

- Descendents of the great Roman and Greek civilizations, creators of the western civilization, neither muslims or slavs are allowed

> Observer members of the Mediterranean union

- Descendents of the great Roman and Greek civilizations who became islamized or slavized, must work on restoring it's true glory, might join the union after they erase islam and slavic languages

> Enemies of the Mediterranean union

Pigskins, niggers, and basically all of barbarian peoples who never did anything before they copied big strong mediterranean dick

>>70832032
> wanting to step into Slavs of your own volition
You deserve everything bad that happens to you.

>>70832268
So basically Spain is out.

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>>70832032
no thanks fiesta niggers. we need to be influenced by based germans and hardwork not fiestaniggerism

>>70832222
>leave the IV reich because of germans
>create new union
>let germans in

yeah, like, no

It's easy to get France in, just allow them rule the whole thing

>>70832255
yeah yeah go fuck snails or something

>>70832338
Why? we're direct descents of Rome, we speak romance, our culture is romance, we look romance

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yeah no, im poor enough as it is to have to pay greek denbts too

>>70832364
How is it letting Germans in when they get their own Reich?

>>70832389
> our culture is romance, we look romance
Sure, whatever, Mohammad.

southern europe is underrated

>>70832389
>we're direct descents of Rome our culture is romance, we look romance
objectively wrong 2bh

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>>70832439
fuck off, pale-nigger

>>70832389
WE

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Reminder that decadence started with Cesar

>>70832492
what the fuuuuuuuuck

>>70832222
This guy gets it

+1 for adding slovenia

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>>70832487
>southern europe is underrated

for vacation yes. for living its overrated, but its still better than multicultural shitholes like berlin

>>70832032
why would you volunentary refrain from all the sweet money that comes from north and west europe?

>>70832487
it really isnt, only on 4chan

the whole world loves southern europe outside of autistic roleplaying snowniggers here

>>70832507
> convince yourself that, since you're a loser who can't achieve control over his own life, your race excuses you
> don't even be a member of the race you're supposed to be excused by
/pol/ is so cute.

>>70832586
zitto animale

>>70832571
> Slavs whining about multiculturalism
A teapot without a kettle is just trash.

>>70832571
actually berlin is great

>>70832584
> the whole world loves southern europe
t. autistic roleplaying slavnigger

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>>70832640
>Slavs whining about multiculturalism

hey Nippon, I dont follow, Im not saying we aint trash, but there are some advantages to not living in 1st world with multicultural perks

>>70832641
>actually berlin is great

Idk, I would preffer frankfurt or Munich, too much diversity in Berlin.

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>>70832032

>>70832780
let slovenia in

>>70832777
no such thing as "too much" diversity 2bh

monocultural places are boring

>>70832826
Sure but I don't think they want to

If you guys make your own union. We will make our own and we will all be happy.

>>70832780
>excludes bulgaria, slovenia and romania
>keeps serbia bpsnia and fyrom
for what pvprose

>lets balkanlar in

LMAYO idiot

>>70832874
Bulgaria and Romania have too many gypsies

>>70832924
we only have 300k and deminishing

spain has 600k and rising

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Best solution for Europe

>>70832827
Monocultural places often have a lot of localised variation of said culture, but it isnt as placative so cosmopolitians misregard it.

>>70832872
Ok, do it.

>>70832961
our gypsies are somewhat integrated thought

still scum

>>70832975
This, desu
I don't really like EU and the v4/9 seems too cucked for my taste. With temperatures falling below -20 and the shit part of TRI MORETA, we can't fit into Meditteranean. So we should stick with the Ruskies.

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>>70832222
nuh-uh

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>>70832975
>BOTH adriatic coast and istanbul go to russia
>mfw this nigga doesn't have a clue what he just unleashed

>>70833069
They think that would be a good thing for them. I would love to see their countries invaded by muslims. They're the ones who want them, our government didn't fear sending the boats back or expelling Romanian gypsies even if we broke EU rules and had to pay fines, without EU no one could stop us. Also we contribute to EU much more than the spend, and they spend it for the refugees. An union without germcucks would be the dream.

>>70833217
your economy is the best in the med and better than a lot of ppl give it credit for but theres no way italy could prop up all the balkan poorholes

>>70832777
> there are some advantages to not living in 1st world with multicultural perks
All the negatives Europe gets with immigrants is the result of westerners fucking with the region heedless of consequences. Newton's second law: the harder you fuck someone, the harder they fuck you back. Terrorism, say, is the direct result of westerners funding radical elements — there would be no ISIS, and no waves of refugees, without Obama creating them. You create problems for others and then complain when it gets right back to you.

>>70833269
It's not that we have to copy the EU in everything, especially their development funds. Probably countries like Bulgaria and Romania would refuse to join since they would lose EU funds, but for the other Balkan countries it would still be an advantage.

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>>70833269
>prop up
They could use them for soft industries such as textile making in order to make use of these cheapo products by selling them back to the poorholes while union-foreign imports get taxed a bit.

>>70833384
Westerners =/= Americans

>>70833406
how? if you dont have gibs and you dont have jobs for them whats the benefit for anyone?

>>70833384
Hitting a balkanese slav for what Obummer did is a bit like lumping you in with the phillipines and accusing you off provocating an american-chinese war because duterte flirts with china now and wants to remove burger.

>>70832032
Make mediterranean great again!

>>70833445
So EU wasn't involved in the Arab Spring? At least be man enough to own up for your fuck ups.

>>70833384
>Newton's second law: the harder you fuck someone, the harder they fuck you back.

nah Nip-pon-san, its nto that simple, West has been bitchslapping since the start of the 20th century and it hasnt backfired. The problem is the post-christian SJW morallity that has a strong complex of pseudo-christian guilt that wants to selfdesctruct.

Even with funding ISIS, West wouldnt have a problem if it iself woudlnt have been post-Christian/cultural-Marxists.

>>70833406
>EU funds

you understand, we get pretty much nothing from EU. right?The gibsemedath meme is true only for a few countries like Poland and Greece

>>70833541
EU as a whole not that much, but the french aided the americans by bombing Ghaddafis tanks..

>>70833541
were a good scapegoat for everything

france was the ones who took out gaddafi (guy who was stopping the boats)

and the de facto leader of the EU invited the whole world into europe 2 years ago

but it's just our fault lol

>>70833504
Oh, please, as if he doesn't want for his country to fuck with the Middle East. That's how their thinking works: plunder without looking back — or forward.

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>>70833597
forgot pic

>>70833600
>but the french aided the americans
wrong

we aided the french

blaming us for libya is like blaming poland for iraq

>>70833586
> The problem is the post-christian SJW morallity
Fuck off, loser.
>>70833606
No, the blame is shared. Still, you're the ones who directly funded ISIS.

>>70833455
Free trade, common economical policies. freedom of movement, more relevance in international matters

>>70833541
Some European countries were involved, but everything starts from USA

>>70833632
You have a smaller population though

>>70833616
His country is simply in a union in which is another country that has fucked with the middle east.
Eastern europe has clean hands as long as you dont count economic collobaration with their neighboors.

>>70833606
and because of those fuckups we have to see our beautiful island get flooded illegal immigrants

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>>70832032
Sounds great

>>70833645
Oh rly?
Eh, fucking frogs LARPing as if they were still colonizers, dragged our boys into Mali too.

>>70833656
of course im gonna blame the us gvmt for partly fucking up the middle east

but we both know we're the only ones that get blamed cause it's convenient and fits euro narrative

>>70833691
latvia has 1/3 of our population, gets the same amount of funds and cotributes less than half of us overall

gibsemedat works only in a few cases, as i said

>>70832200
>>70832218
>It's Italy but we turned the flag 90 degrees

>>70833656
>Fuck off, loser.

wew!

>>70833742
I'm not blaming you alone, and I'm not one of those people you're talking about, so stop with the insinuations.

>>70832032
let slovenia join

>>70833742
are you implying that UK, and France, the "responsibe" Euro countries for fucking middle-eastern shit up werent doing it in their role as an American lapdog?

>>70833783
You're right, that's unfair

>>70833788
our country is older than italy

>>70832975
Im ok with it. As long as we put some fucking wall on our north borders. Dont want to have anything in common with the balkan niggers

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Italy and Spain union when?

>>70833812
fucking up the middle east goes back further than 2003 and the iraq war

and as ive stated france was the one that did libya in

>>70833842
>Dont want to have anything in common with the balkan niggers

you have more in common with albanians than Spaniards.

>>70833842
>Dont want to have anything in common with the balkan niggers
sorry to tell you this but you dont have anything in common with the med countries

you are a balkan nigger

>>70833866
Anglos supporting Ibn Saud back then or you guys helping Saddam against the Iranians among other stuff?

>>70833691
>Free trade, common economical policies. freedom of movement, more relevance in international matters
agree with this, and developing our industry again like 60s

>>70833810
no

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so this?

>>70833875

> t. Kossovar albaner cockroacher diaspora
>>70833886

stop coming in my country, stop sending your whores, just leave us alone ...

>>70833929
nobody's coming to your country no more Ahmedakis lmfao

>>70833926
kick gabachos out

>>70833913
Man I was actually just reading about the Iran Iraq war, the entire world had their hand in that cookie jar

Read this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_aid_to_combatants_in_the_Iran%E2%80%93Iraq_War

>>70833920
why

>>70833959
>gabachos
b-but the french are your cousins!

>>70833929
that would be me

>>70834005
>your cousins!
what?

>>70833929
You belong to the Balkan and share far more history and culture with them than you do with Italy and Spain.

>>70833886

>sorry to tell you this but you dont have anything in common with the med countries

I have more in common with some random Portuguese rather than some Stanislav who lives near the Greek border and makes money by selling his wife to sex tourists lmao. Fuck off now and stop putting us in the same basket with you

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Perfect organisation coming through (only the European part, though).

>>70834027
I dunno, arnt all you euros kinda related (just like ow we are in east asia)

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>>70833974
Oh, the curse of being located in the very center of the old world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkAPsrBn4Q8

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There is only one true union, rest is Heresy

>>70834070
>I have more in common with some random Portuguese rather than some Stanislav
Again, you absolutely don't. At all.

You have more in common with Balkans and even Turks than you have with italians or spanish

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>>70834153
soooo you guys admit to sucking turkish dick now?

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which balkan country should a rich american move to?

>>70834250
Kosovo

>>70834250
Kosovo

>>70834250
Kosovoo

>>70834250
kosovo looks like a nice place for americans (they love you)

>>70834250
Kosovo

>>70834250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg

>>70834281
>>70834314
>>70834326
>>70834344
hmm i wonder how many non balkanites lurk but never post

>>70834250
Kosovo is beautiful.

>>70834195
please be nice, it took me at least 20min to make this.
Any idea of a scott i could put instead of adeptus liing down?

>>70832102
you're too antisemetic to be in a union with anyone, we don't wanna lose the war a third time

>>70834374
david cameron?

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>>70833865
this, time to show plebs who's boss

>>70834281
>>70834299
>>70834314
>>70834326
>>70834344
>>70834373
i know you're trying to be ironic because it's poor but albanians unironically love americans

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>>70832827
>monocultural places are boring

So use the internet to experience other cultures instead of destroying your own country, you retard.

Seriously. Go to the Chinese portion of the net. Go to the Iranian side. You're already here, on the American side. You don't have to import Americans into your country to experience what we have to offer.

God fucking damn, utilize technology, you monkey.

>>70832359
Greeks are some funny fucking people lol

>>70834373
Kosovo is not a real country though

>>70834250
if you have money your best bet is coming here since we have a coast
you always find a way to spend your money over here
and it's not as much of a shithole as the rest of the balks

>>70834481
why? germans did the same

>>70833691
>but everything starts from USA

Libya wasn't.

Holy shit, European historical revisionism is insufferable.

>>70834505
yes but paris is right, burger? oh and europe thats my favourite country

>>70834529
>since we have a coast
so does bulgaria, romania, albania, greece and montenegro

>>70834578
>romania, albania
shitholes
>greece, bulgaria
forgot about them, pretty good too
>montenegro
crime

>>70832032
>blackjack and hookers
didn;t know anyone still say that
that is so reddit circa 2008

>>70834547
Well almost nothing starts with the US
But don't bother telling them
it is /int/ and they are programmed to say the same shit in every thread

>>70834615
>montenegro
I am planning on buying a house and eventually retiring in monte nigger

Do you really think the mafia would bother a random american?

If youre talking about non organized crime, i live in a nigger hole trust me anything in europe is small time to me

>>70834615
i think we have more crime than montenigger

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>>70834564
Prove it. Have you seen a Kosovo flag here?

>>70834687
>Do you really think the mafia would bother a random american?

yes lol are you delusional retard?

>>70834564
kys namefag

>>70834692
albanian ISPs in kosovo so they have albanian flags

>>70832492
Objectivity right

>>70834695
>delusional retard
i just come from a place where u dont feel the presence of organized crime and corruption, which is why i ask questions on the international section of 4chan

>>70834687
you're definitely not random if you're an american
my best advice for you would be to settle on some island or on peljesac over here if you really want to avoid crime
those are probably the safest and comfiest areas

>>70832389
"""Western""" Roman Empire -> """""""Eastern/Byzantine""""" -> Ottoman Empire

thats how it went

>>70834754
i saw you said you deal with a nigger crimehole, but european criminals are much smarter than niggers and they will get you in the best way

>>70834732
object wrong

>>70834799
>much smarter
so ahmed, you are a nigger and that's how you know?

>>70834795
>if you really want to avoid crime

>>70834799
>they will get you in the best way

give me examples please, ive been there as a tourist and didnt notice anything but now i'm confused

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>>70834729
>looks, acts, smells like albania
>not albania

>>70834846
literal burger here LMAO

we are talking about montenegro here, which is in europe and inhabited mainly by europeans you absolute autist

tho sandniggas are better than niggers in crime, but I wouldn't say they are as good as europeans

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>>70832032
Here, I fixed it for you.

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>>70833926
more like this

>>70834898
again, how do you know who is better at crime, asswipe?
you probably know which of them have the biggest dicks because you take it in the ass.

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mhhh

>>70835096
how nice, romania is giving donations?

>>70833217
Actually it's our government, the EU couldn't stop Hungary from turning down the migrants, if our politician actually cared to do something the EU would not be able to do much

>>70835362
how do you make this one?
How are we with the brits?

>>70832032
>Recreating Roman Empire
>Not including Occitania and Corsica

Are you too much of a pussy to stand up to the French?

>>70832780
holy shit, you fixed Europe.

>>70835854
same people, England is just France in Denial

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>>70832032
pic related

>>70836013
This, only northern Italy and Anglos are white

>>70834533
because everyone else clearly seems to think Germans are hard-working and trustworthy, while greeks are deluded as fuck

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>>70836013
>>70836062
Ayy

>>70832102

Send more exocets plox

>>70836062

>sweden
>white

Haha ahmed you funny!

>>70834475
Good lad would drink with

>>70835971
1000 years you would be correct

>>70832032
>the countries dragging the EU down want to leave because the EU is being dragged down
Win-win.

>>70832032
italy and portugal are cool buti wouldnt want to be with the rest