/brit/

wtf my name is also Elsa

Anime also kill all yanks

Anyone really surprised that Donald Trump has turned out to be a bit of a cunt?

>>70818407
alri cuck yank

You are now thinking about those cute-ish nerdy girls in secondary who in retrospect probably would've been your gf but you were too focused on the unobtainable popular girls so you never even considered them

haitiANO

Need a bisexual bf.

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Theresa May.

>>70818450
where are you

>>70818448
Good thing I didn't because she was insufferable desu

hahahahaha

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>That lad driving on the wrong side of the road

>>70818448
Good thing I didn't because I was insufferable desu

>>70818482
All the Brits and Aussies t'bh

>>70818463
L I V E R P O O L
I
V
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P
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(-ish)

>>70818482
Do you mean everyone exvcept Brits, Aussies and Japs

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>>70818407

>>70818489
that's you lot

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>>70818462
would rather an ann widdecombe gf

>>70818330
it's so weird how they're childhood mates yet pogba seems like he's in a completely different calibre

>>70818327
he's not even THAT good looking in all honesty.

He's the equivilant of Margot Robbie.

To quote Vanity Fair "She is 26 and beautiful, not in that otherworldly, catwalk way but in a minor knock-around key" Comparing to Beckham, yeah he's good looking in that generically good looking way, but nothing special, at all.

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the gf

>>70818506
>getting tattoos as her

WHY
H
Y

Not gonna nonce 19 year old lads in the end.
Regardless if they're at their peak, when you hear them speak it's a turn off.

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just made it home from drink driving lads

put two crumpets in the toaster, going to eat them then off to bed

>>70818552
because she fucks niggers. she has a queen of black spades tattoo

>hey anon you should invent an app to send text messages at a certain time

Normies were a mistake

>>70818448
a girl who apparently liked me of who was a 9/10 tried adding me on FB and I didn't add her back

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4lNGz-2TaQ

>>70818571
Don't do that again lad.
*tucks you in*
*peck on the lips*

>>70818578
what is the significance of that?

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NEVER paying for sex again

ahh no the rorke

>>70818608
signifies that she is white trash

>>70818600
>>70818600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQgzldZDH2U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su-RH8uQg8c

even the runts in arsefartia are pretty badass desu

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Never put my cock in a fanny
and I've never known love
Fat ugly slags don't even want me
Won't even give me a rub

>Pogba is so physically imposing

>Tfw same height and build to Pogba

>>70818622
Hi, I've been diagnosed with terminal cancer and given 3 months to live
I'm here to talk to you on behalf of the makeawish foundation

One of my final wishes before I die is to receive a (Yoy) from the so called mexilad

can you please help with a dying man's wish?

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>>70818617
>tfw too smart to pay for sex

70818676
there is another mexican, you can ask him if he want to give you a (you) :-)

New: >>>/tv/79115963.

>>70818708
wheels & the legman 2bh

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Duhhhh...stay out of Riverdale!

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Wanna bum Chesster t b h.

Need an SNP voting Scottish twink bf

>>70818728
Eh?
Eh.
Eh?
Eh.
Eh?

STOP THAT

>>70818700
He just replied to me here >>70818680
please mexicano, gimme a (You)

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BLEACHED

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I'm 23 and I've never held hands
never even kissed a girl
I will never know what sex feels like
If you've got an exit bag then give us a whirl

Trying my hand at nogf poetry lads, giz a r8

>>70818754
>twink
For what purpose.

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the original mexicano gave me a (you)

there are people from the united states of america in this thread
hahaha weirdos

>>70818780
crywank pls

My best friends are heterosexual.

>tfw too intelligent to do my own laundry

>>70818794
>/cum/ or /lat/
doesn't count

>>70818800
mate are you a nonce? why are you watching a cartoon depicting school aged girls and their adventures?

Hong Kong is British.

>>70818780
join me on TheRedPill

you'll realise you're position with womyn and realise how fucking pathetic they are. I myself don't suffer from deprivation of womyn as i'm in the 20 of the 80/20, but I hate womyn because of it as for a good year I didn't know I was hot.

>tfw have the virgin posture

>>70818827
it was /brit/, kek. and the other mexican wasn't around
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/70731143/#70733361

>>70818831
Because I hate myself and my life and seeing people being happy and enjoying life makes me happy

>>70818840
Yes I'm sure an island full of ethnic chinese people thousands of miles from Britain is British.

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>sat in a car for two hours solely to get some KFC
>eat said KFC
>now i'm shitting water all night

what have i done to deserve this

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there's loads of normies and edgy hipster twats in britain that are going to watch the superbowl tomorrow
reeeeee makes my fucking blood boil

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>>70818841
If you're on about TheRedPill
Then you must mean the 'ddit
I don't browse it
So fuck off you tit

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>>70818859
>seeing people being happy and enjoying life makes me happy

makes me sad desu

>>70818867
t. Xiang

Bisexual bf never replied.
Ah yes, very good.

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>>70818881
Join the Revolution m80

>>70818878
quit yank fast food this week before it kills me

>>70818878
ate 24 nuggets from kfc last night and woke up VERY queasy haha

>>70818907
plenty more fish in the sea :]

>bongball will never be as relevant as handegg

U S A
U S A
U S A
S
A

>>70818923
I'LL KILL YOUR MOTHER

None of you can hold a poetic candle to the greats (ie me). You are all scum.

Did you know ribena is making his family make D&D characters? Ahahahaa phshshans lmao imagine that looool the fucking freak

>>70818926
fuck is bongball?

>>70818886
>LOL REDDIT EBIN XD xd

you realise Reddit is quite good? 4chan and reddit aren't compareable.

>>70818954
soccer lad

>>70818954
Autism Yank rambling on about
>muh guns n shit

70818965
why don't you fuck off there then? nobody wants you here

bongball
ahaahhaha

>>70818841
>TRP

screeching

>>70818800
Cor the left one has some mighty thighs, is she the drummer? I'd happily slather my entirety in the drummers fluids but not the retard who looks like her

>>70818976
why are you calling it bongball

>>70819023
i like the term better

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Government
Main articles: Government of Australia, Politics of Australia, and Monarchy of Australia
A large white and cream coloured building with grass on its roof. The building is topped with a large flagpole.
Parliament House, Canberra

Australia is a federal parliamentary constitutional monarchy[148] with Elizabeth II at its apex as the Queen of Australia, a role that is distinct from her position as monarch of the other Commonwealth realms. The Queen is represented in Australia by the Governor-General at the federal level and by the Governors at the state level, who by convention act on the advice of her ministers.[149][150] Thus, in practice the Governor-General has no actual decision-making or de facto governmental role, and merely acts as a legal figurehead for the actions of the Prime Minister and the Federal Executive Council. The Governor-General does have extraordinary reserve powers which may be exercised outside the Prime Minister's request in rare and limited circumstances, the most notable exercise of which was the dismissal of the Whitlam Government in the constitutional crisis of 1975.[151]

long live the queen

>>70819014
That one is the retard not the drummer
also it's just her trousers not thighs
also do not sexualise the keions

>>70819023
we used to call it cuckball back when I was a kid

>>70819046
Uuurgh cant stand that spacky mong lol you can have her. I'll sexualise who i bloody like. Example: i bet prince philip has a massive cock lol

>>70819052
no you didn't

>>70818952
Giz one then you bloody runt
Shit poems are my credo
Don't make me break your nose
You little fucking pedo

>>70819080
we did

>you'll realise you're position with womyn and realise how fucking pathetic they are. I myself don't suffer from deprivation of womyn as i'm in the 20 of the 80/20, but I hate womyn because of it as for a good year I didn't know I was hot.
Is this meant to be ironic haha

>>70819095
STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

>>70819114
Didn't read the green bit.

wtf its nearly 5am

Don't wanna cheat on the bf of 6 years.
HOWEVER what I miss most is falling in love, not sex. Haven't felt like that in 6 years.

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>dad imposes a sound curfew of 11PM every single night of the week
>not allowed to leave my room
>tell him its unreasonable to expect me to store water and food in my room and piss in bottles
>calls me a selfish cunt and tells me im a leech and i should move out already (im 18)

ah yes

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I showed him lads
Enough is enough

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stops saying normie, alpha/beta, chad/stacey unironically

>>70819173
NEVER cheat on Cat

wtf i love daylight savings time now

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>>70819189
stop doxxing me.
I won't, I guess.

>>70818841
Ah good to see another redpilled brother
*does the redpill secret handshake*

is there any reason to preserve a national identity in a globalist world other than sentimentality?

*virgin walks up to you*

hello fellow redpiller

got doxxed on cumeatingcuckolds.com

the fucking rapist is here

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Hard to take a picture of him cause he's so black. Sometimes don't even know he's in bed.

>>70819287
wow he only has one leg lol

>>70819287
*punts him*

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He's lovely though.

>>70819175
>not allowed to leave my room
>tells me im a leech and i should move out already
Wouldn't he be wary of of you leaving if that were the case

>>70819305
Give him string

Reckon I scared the poopeelander off with my mad skills. Fucking virgin he is.

Just listened to Rammstein, feeling like a proper nazi now lads

>>70819319
Old gimmick.

Balding manlet is back for more

>>70819309
what? im not allowed to leave to my room past 11pm because it wakes him up apparently

>>70819336
delete this post mate

>>70819239
It's also good for the market/tourism industry (e.g. I want to see fat people with non-concealed weapons if I go to texas, chainsmoking mimes if I go to Paris etc.). Thing is that with globalization there would still be national/regional identities (although they would perhaps evolve differently from what they are now). 'Culture' is just the way people adapted to hard constraints such as weather, diet based on the type of food that grows there, geography etc. That would always exist. But proles gets attached to it and 'proud' of it because they have bothing else going on. What you gonna do

>>70819336
Raas man dont be killing Jews now.

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>tfw to intelligent to not be a balding manlet

none of you have what it takes to make it

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This is his footsteps last winter.

>>70819367
guy in the pic looks like a balding manlet though

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Different Cat, we didn't him as well though lol.

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Look at them and laugh, look at these virgins and laugh, my lovely new 19 years old GF

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>>70818407
>>70818506
Elsa, this one's for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVeMiVU77wo

tune lads

>>70819403
read that post again

>>70819417
She looks way older than 19 dude

>>70819417
okay andy ill treat you to a (you) tonight because you managed to get a girl on your arm that doesnt look like (((she))) has a dick or shoots heroine on a daily basis

>>70819417
I'll give it to you here if that is actually your gf. you must have some skill with women or a lot of money

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/04/two-thirds-of-britons-believe-trump-is-threat-to-international-stability?CMP=twt_gu

explain you'reselves

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>>70819450
>dude
ah

>>70819469
m8, it's thailand. you legit flash $100 and you're fought over

>>70819495
fuck off mate

Alex Jones was right, we are the dimensions.

Our minds, our consciousness is in a higher dimension and it's controlling our flesh bodies in a similar channel, but different to the ones that the demons use to contact the elites. Just think, we are literally in contact with other planes of existence through our consciousness, these flesh bodies are just vessels and it's the demons that are holding us back by trapping us in this dimension and until we defeat them we can't ascend out of these vessels, once we do we can go anywhere and everywhere in the continuum.

>>70819501
us dollars or australian dollars

Eww got a (you) from a canadian and he tried to communicate some semi-coherent ideas to me. Brb shower

>alex jones was right

fucking attention whore

>>70819528
roubles

it's not like it is here or in the US. even your skin colour is enough to attract girls because it means you have probably come from a western country which is $$$

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the rapist is here

>>70819469
And you haven't even seen yhe tits and ass. She used to be in some local beauty pageant and is now a semi-famous youtube singer

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>Beto calling out Lickdicki

Why didn't Elliot Rodgers just go to Thailand

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>>70818448
Did this to about 3 girls because i was a cunt in high school

>>70819417
Christ, has there ever been any attractive that's gone to Thailand just to pull?

Translate it again pls. What does she say at 5:26??
https://youtu.be/hNA6b66bILk?list=PL3m11Sx-nYdvj9uXK855gjULW85IUuW_j&t=327
"If he'd been built, like ????"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziO7V82HcKU

tune

>>70819654
a brick shithouse

>>70819417
you look ugly here m8

Went for a smoke in my pants.
Cold innit.

>>70819662
You're not a brit you cant understand it either

>>70819654
R2D2

traaak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rMAr1JsKHc

>>70819676
Don't know haven't been outside since November.

>>70819692
thank

there's a road i'd like to tell you about
lives in my hometown

>>70819689
oh yeah? >>70819692 was my post too you ungrateful monkey

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>tfw Rasheed

Absolutely howling at those cunts who never visited thailand and who think that pussy is easy to get here only to find out that all they can get are some south-east asian shreks and professionals. Roaring at the fact that I am algerian (lower gdp than thailand theoretically) and thus the so-called bias of being seen as an atm doesn't apply to me and also most of these girls are richer than you and me. You have no idea.
>I mean the guys have an 11pm curfew in their fucking room and they are talking about cultures at tens of thousands of km. A life by proxy is what this is called and it's extremely sad

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>>70819729
out

>>70819676
Pics

>>70819637
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7rtE7hSTaC8xDf5v_7O1qQ

>>70819722
k

You lot made him angry, well done.

@70819752
>every cunt who can't find a wife here goes to thailand to get one
>friends who've been to thailand get stopped in the street by girls wanting to take their photo
>b-b-but it's hard!!!!!!

shrieking

>sexual predator trying to pump himself up

yeah nah

>>70819752
>>70819788
to be fair he isn't particularly white

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thai food

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Fat chips I was gassed
*sprinkles salt and pepper into chipbox*
*shakes it*

Boof... absorption was on point, crispness was there, fluffiness was there, but the taste was bare man

Wasn't saying much, all in all 3.1 for the chips

>>70819825
Must be killing time until all the kiddies are out of school.

Dirty cunt.

>>70819788
>south-east asian shreks and professionals.
Sorry you need to get out of your room past 11 to understand, can't explain flamed to the blind

That has to be one of the most dire """""pizzas""""" I've ever seen in my life

Canada everyone

Wouldn't mind an Asian wife to satisfy the ol' yellow fever but then I couldn't deal with everyone I meet thinking "GOTTA GET A GOOK" so I'm just going to stay alone haha
Will rethink this plan periodically until I break down and buy a plane ticket over

@70819866
they were actual girls rather than the literal prostitutes you date. remember when you couldn't pull in a club designated "pull central" by thairunt? that's real life

>>70819845
Right looks nice, but mate what kind of sad excuse for a 'za is that shit?

>>70819845
Shoulda gone with the 14"er after all

i see one more crypto desert yank posting in this thread again i'm doing it

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>>70819845
>full sugar coke

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>>70819897

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>>70819760

>>70819918
Don't really want one who is so submissive 2bh, think it'd end up getting on my nerves. The 'ever is almost entirely just about the appearance

>>70819897
I want a white wife but I wouldn't mind an asian either I guess, couldn't stand any of the poo races though since they're all ugly.

>>70819918
Zyklon Ben strikes again

>>70819943
get him out then

Shan't be replying to kids who are sexually repressed by their protestant parents and try to candidely explain how their stereotypes are wrong. I've also several aussie and russian tourists here. Anyway that was fun. Need to do real life stuff. The virginity here starts smelling really bad after a while.

Think I'll browse the girl board for a bit.

why does he post here OMG

>>70819985
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-38826400

>>70819095
Theres 4 beats in the first line and 3 in the 3rd
Don't ever insult me like that again or i shall have a right shit about it,right in my nappy like

>>70819182
Heard you was dead lol howzit noncey pete

having a punt

right that's it
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FOY

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>>70819914
pic related
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>>70819882
bossman will pay for this violation

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>>70820026

leafs absolutely need to leave now

70820002
i didn't hear about it haahahha

>>70819959
>nothing in return
Greedy.

>>70820038
Has anyone claimed that trump is thin?

>>70820008
Don't give a fuck mate
I'll do what I want
If you speak to me like that again
I'll come to your shit little excuse for an island and make sure you'll never walk again.

please stop talking about cheeto hitler.

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lasagna pizza lads

ChetOOS...
ChetAH...
There's so much beauty in the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlWSD-lnSRo

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Wanna go to the deck for a hit but the downstairs neighbor has their back door light on

>>70820080
Sounds FABULOUS. Lasagne GORGE, wouldn't mind giving it a so called DABBLE, haha! x

I think I'm becoming immune to gravity.

Qhere is my boyfriend? Where is Nova J Scotia?

>>70820053
You are by far the shitest lyricist I've ever born witness to in this general and ive been here for nigh on 4 years
The limerick mong was better than you
You're the autist who says things like "Dirty paki cunt." Like some bent spackhead. I could heem thee no qualms. How could I heem thee? Let me count the ways! I could jam forks in your eye sockets and ram pages of the quran rolled into impalement stakes right up thine nostrils and rip out your brain like the egyptians of yore. You are worse than the Phantom Wanker. You arr nothing. Arrrr lol me hearties

holy fuck molyneux is so based
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1486270545032.webm

>>70820038
this>>70820052

trump drinking diet soda proves his statement

If I hold this, I won't float away.

>>70820134
al

fuckin

ri

hows it foing?

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>tfw no kiwi bf

>>70820158
Kiwis are off-brand Australians, get yourself some of the good stuff x

listening to some rasheed music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbcvhnC1BC0

>>70820173
I want some too!

>>70820154
Going well thanks. Have a nice day. All white devils should be killed. Bye now. Might die tonight lol

just made out with the chinese flatmate lads
hmmmmm

>>70820204
Is he hot?

>>70820137
>screams "not an argument" at everything
>only presents feeble arguments riddled with fallacies himself
>these feebles arguments themselves only work because theyre being used against even shittier arguments

based indeed

doing a big think to this
http://is2.4chan.org/pol/1486273255168.jpg

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see my vest

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me in the pic

Still genuinely have no idea who Molyneux is, been wondering who Schulz is lately too I've seen that name around.

>>70820215
she and yeah

>>70820220
Made of real gorilla chest

>>70820216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Q4019fEjo

>>70820227
me in green

>>70820237
feel this sweater
theres no better
than authentic irish setter
see this hat 'twas my cat my evening wear,
a vampire bat
these white slippers are albino african endangered rhino

>>70818482
Yeah wtf

>>70820173
https://www.youtube.com/user/TrentAndLuke

>>70820186
>tfw no dumb yank bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ2PUoTWbbE

>>70820273
grizzly bear underwear
turtle's necks i've got my share
but a beret of poodle on my noodle would be best

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>open webm
>liveleak watermark

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>>70820235
>she

>>70820273
grizzly bear underwear
turtles necks i've got my share
beret of poodle on my noodle it shall resttt
try my red robin suit, it comes one breast or two
see my vest
see my vest
seeee my vest
duuuun duuuuuun duuuuun DA DADA DA
liiiike my loafers former gofers
it was that, or skin my chauffers

>>70819428
cringed

>>70820305
i solved this problem by having an internet connection so slow webms literally dont even try to load anymore haha

>>70820336
fuck off coinslot-eyed cunt

unprotected sex with cara but she has aids and you might get it
would you

>>70820337
third world

>>70820358
fuck off you half-nigger

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>>70820303
>>70820324
Beautiful

>>70820355
>getting aids from a woman
get a load of good goy over here

>>70820358
>flammable tap water

>>70820366
>>70820353

HOLY FUCK SHUT IT DOWN
>The American desire for peace between the Israelis and the Palestinians has remained unchanged for 50 years. While we don’t believe the existence of settlements is an impediment to peace, the construction of new settlements or the expansion of existing settlements beyond their current borders may not be helpful in achieving that goal.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2017/02/02/statement-press-secretary

can't stop making witcher 3 character builds lads

>>70820382
oy vey!

>70820382
Trump is going to get Kennedy'd in his first year

feel like a runt atm tbqh

>>70820382
it's like anudda shoah!

*hums the theme to neighbours*
heh... good little runts... good brits.. very good.... consume our media.... yes, lap it up, good.... yes, good friends.... let your mind absorb this harmless program... yesss....
*activates the sleeper cells*

>>70820467
t. Josh Thomas.

>>70820263
redpilled as fuck

I enjoy Rick and Morty.

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>redpilled as fuck

i enjoy greek and russian music

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>>70820493

>>70820499
t. betaya leftist

#alphasagainstamericanimperalism

>>70820475
fuck off you cunt
did you hear this is the last season
get fucked you poof

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>Computer, create a forest with trees widely spaced enough for horses to safely traverse
>Now create a mighty steed and pack of slavering hunting hounds
>Create one Wesley Crusher simulacrum, increase fear of dogs, paranoia and sexual frustration by 200%
>Oh and computer... tea, Earl Grey, hot

>>70820535

Jason Unruhe, is that you?

>>70820557
LOL i just found out he's from ontario

>>70820541
>did you hear this is the last season
Yeah, but it tied up everything nicely. Thank you Australian tax payers for funding my gay lead tv show.

Nothing wrong with being a poof.

>>70820554
You could have anything and you chose earl grey over a piping hot cup of Lipton black tea

Turbo-Rasheed

trying my best

>>70820611
well its not good enough

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>>70820605
>Lipton

or at&t operator shalonda dikes. speaking of which, that credit for my friends and family still hasn't shown up on my bill
>that credit was generated after your last statement. it will show up on your next bill
oh thank you
thank *you* for choosing at&t

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Got kicked out of a party last night/this morning because I believe trannies are mentally ill.

I hadn't even been talking about it, nobody at the party was redpilled. All I had been doing was drinking and chatting shit with my mates as usual. It was a house warming party for my mate and his gf who moved into a new house last week. His gf just kinda randomly popped up at like 12:30 and told me she was sorry but I had to go because my stance on trans people was unwelcome in her home (meanwhile her bf, my mate, just kinda stood behind her looking gormless).

I honestly thought this type of shit only happened on college campuses, I'm not even mad lads, just fucking perplexed.

who cares

Anyone have that image of smug frog being blacked? Imagine I posted that right now without any text

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>Wesley, did i ever tell you about the time Data and Geordi ran a Sherlock Holmes mystery simulation in the holodeck? Because Data already had all of the Sherlock stories memorized, Geordi asked the computer to create an orginal Sherlock mystery with an opponent capable of defeating Data. Unfortunately, the computer interpreted this command as literally being able to defeat Data, rather than the Holmes character he would be roleplaying as, and created a Moriarty who was intelligent enough to become self aware and figure out how to access the ship's computer. Using the computer, he learned about the Enterprise and that there was a world beyond the London he knows. He also used the ship's computer to learn commands to tamper with his world's programming, and eventually with the Enterprise. Data and I engaged Moriarty and told him the truth about his existence. That he is merely a hologram and not real. He pleaded for his life and argued that he, like Data, was sentient and self-aware and as real as they were. I told him he could not exist outside of the holodeck and promised to save his profile in our compiter's memory until a time comes when he could be brought out into the ship without disintegrating. He was a good friend.

>tfw no Jennie gf

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me on the right trying to infiltrate the leftist movement, specifically leftist women
all is going well

>>70820648
Fuck off Lickdicki

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>>70820648
>house warming party
wtf is that a thing?

>>70820648
You must be really autistic to discuss that outside of 4chan.

ahhh no the atheist is back

>tfw no Janny bf

>>70820697
Anglos are notorious for forced social events.

>>70820648
why would you ever bring that up?

@70820689
FOY
>>70820697
Yes
>>70820698
But that's my point lad, I hadn't been discussing it at all. All I'd been doing was chatting shit about football with the lads, none of them were political so the subject never even came up. I don't have any social media or shit, so I honestly have no fucking idea where she got the info from.

>>70820698
I've talked about my feelings on trannies
I even use the word trannies casually.

70820674
>pretending to be leftist just to get sex
nice trick

working on new ways to bait canadians
http://i.imgur.com/tpfcnK4.gifv

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also, kinda weird but unrelated
I got my first ever visit from the door-to-door bible bashers yesterday

maybe it's a sign that I should become a churchcuck

ignored 'xican is STILL here
>>70820712
>>70820722
damn, the last thing I want if I just moved in with the gf is to have people in the house. People are very social here but I "warm the house" buy taking shits, eating and fucking in it, not by having forced social encounters

shant be doing another wank

>>70820722
if you havent discussed it around her before, then your mate is a whipped dogcunt who's run off and told her.

i'd be more mad at my mate than the gf desu, just standing there like a dosey cunt while his gf kicks his mate out

>>70820770
*wanks you*
Hehe, take that yank.

you all are merely prawns

he hates himself

*throws a shrimp on the barbie*

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>sends an away team to investigate for signs of intelligent life in /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5W8x4Q7N9c

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ive been having diarrhea every 10 minutes for the past 6 hours

i think i have the rotavirus

seeing the doc in the morning

my ass is raw

hurts so bad

>>70820781
I suppose that'd have to be it. Don't get me wrong, I was half cut because it was like 4 hours into the party, but I honestly don't remember ever getting onto the subject of trannies at all so I genuinely can't think of any way she could've found out my stance on the matter other than one of my mates telling her. By the time I got asked to leave, only the mate whose house it was was left of my mates, so it'd have to be him who told her, I just can't fathom why the fuck he would do such a thing.

>>70820820
because he's a whipped beta who runs off and tells his gf everything? he couldnt even stand up for you when she was throwing you out. it's pretty clear that he'd take being on her side over doing the right thing.

i'd be foaming desu. it'd almost be enough for me to not talk to either of them anymore.

>>70820818
isnt that the bloke from "four lions"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNYcviXK4rg jamming with the bros

should i join a boxing gym lads?

>>70820819
rip doilet

he wants to post regayton hahaa

>>70820857
no

might start reporting the faggot who keeps spamming the same webm

>>70820882
explain shitlib

>>70820857
maybe

>>70820842
>it'd almost be enough for me to not talk to either of them anymore
Don't worry, regardless of whether he was the culprit or not I won't be talking to either of the cunts again. Honestly just shaking my head right now, I was in the middle of having some banter with the lads about the absolute state of Rangers right now when she comes in and tells me I have to leave. It was totally surreal, like some bullshit copypasta from /pol/ but actually happening in real life.

>>70820866
shall NOT be watching this webm agayn

New:

https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=70820884
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=70820884
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=70820884
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=70820884

>>70820884
Announcing reports is a violation of 4chan rules.

>>70820893
you could spend your time on something more worthwhile and fun, and getting constantly beat up can cause serious injuries/make you dumber or uglier