/cum/ - Canada United States of america Mexico

>>70810721
my country is better than yours

>>70810737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek1ENuEyWHE

reported

hope you are banned fag.

>>70810741
It's actually lighting

>>70810736
If you're going to to regional chains put Lion's Choice above top tier.

>>70810774
I hope i am too. I need to a break again from 4china.

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Who here /intheraft/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1Amvx_NCeI

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>>70810767
>tfw we were all warned about this decades ago

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>70810736
>five guys
Unseasoned dry meat

>>70810736
Popeye's is good though

>>70810808

desu i did notice your absence.

is not like i like you or anything.

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LOL, THATS LIKE TOTTALY ME

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Reminder to cook your meat thoroughly and never eat ass

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in-n-out is the only burgers worth buying

https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B01II6C316/ref=twister_B01II6C2YO?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

good V-day present for gf?

>>70810387
I feel bad for this retard for some reason

>>70810838
sinoloa sempai noticed me.

Democrats are dummies.

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>>70810812
I like Calvin Coolidge.

>Although Coolidge was known to be a skilled and effective public speaker, in private he was a man of few words and was commonly referred to as "Silent Cal". A possibly apocryphal story has it a matron, seated next to him at a dinner, said to him, "I made a bet today that I could get more than two words out of you." He replied, "You lose."

COOL

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>>70810525
>Rev. Philip Pizza

>>70810875
Overrated trash

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>>70810884
this is, desu
hint hint

>>70810860
How can you really say you love a girl if you won't even eat her ass?

please dont kill me for spelling sinaloa wrong

>>70810940
Need more introverted leaders.

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>>70810637

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>>70810893
He's probably very old or dead now, and he will forever be known as a retarded nazi because he looked bad in a picture one time

Life can be unforgiving

>>70810979
2 late bb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo

thoughts about song?

>>70810828
more like wendies

>>70811063
That's an insult to websites wendies

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>>70810940
>"I made a bet today that I could get more than two words out of you." He replied, "You lose."
oh shit

i would also like a kiss

>>70811099
>websites wendies
What did I mean by this?

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Can you imagine the pungent smell that must come out of her fuckhole?

>>70810960
I thought this was a sneak masturbation device, but apparently its really used for wrinkles

>>70811149
>zunechan

memories

>>70811149
looks a little roastie desu

>>70811149
im sure a few black dicks have came inside that clamhole.

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>>70811211

Are you guys going to elect serious Dem president once Trump and his right wing retards crash the economy for the third time?

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why is it so good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8

>>70811175
zune was a based af player desu
they were never sold here sadly so i only ever managed to by a zune 30 off of youtube back when it came it out
but the zune HD (sexy) was too expensive for me so i never bothered

still haven't wiped the zune and sometimes I give it a quick charge for a nostalgic zune fap (loads of footporn on it i converted to wmv)

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>>70811259
id like to watch that to. sounds hot watching a tight clit getting wrecked by a big dick of the negro race

>>70811317
I regret selling my OG Zune. Using your phone as an MP3 player just doesn't feel the same.

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>>70811268
We really need a third party president.

>tfw your zune broke
rip ;_;7

>>70811332
I hope you never run for political office, with posts like this being linked to your IP

>>70811356
you'll need a Democrat like FDR or Obama once Trump starts 2008 2.0

>>70811377
i dropped mine once and it fucked the hard drive
luckily they're easy to switch out

>30GB on an actual HDD

kek crazy times

*orders america and mexico to punch canada*

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>>70811011
>>70811125
He also had 12 dogs, 2 raccoons, a donkey, 2 canaries, a goose, bobcat, cat, 2 lion cubs, pygmy hippo, wallaby, duiker, and a black bear as presidential pets over the years.

Git gud Socks.

>>70811377
>tfw zune still works and I still have charger
:^)
Too bad the battery life is subpar to anything today.

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>>70811449
duikers

I don't need orders to womp a leaf.

>>70811392
i dont give a fuck. still not the worst shit ive ever said.

Bought a $300 office chair

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>>70811511
>posting the runt of the family

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>tfw own ipod
>best gen, before touch
>let friend borrow ipod
>drops it while mowing lawn
>it's fucked

>>70810940
Savage!

>>70811531
*womps you in the ass until you cum*
Yeah, take it babygirl. You like that?

>>70811585
sounds like an episode of frasier

>>70811585
Punch his cunt

>>70811585
Poor you :^(
I don't trust """""friends""""" with my electronics and I don't want them to trust me with theirs.

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>>70811011
>>70811125
>>70811587
>Coolidge often seemed uncomfortable among fashionable Washington society; when asked why he continued to attend so many of their dinner parties, he replied, "Got to eat somewhere."

We need more autistic leaders, Barron for President.

>>70811591
Fag

>trailer park parents got us into is age restricted (55+)
>they only got in because of 80/20
>people under 25 aren't supposed to live here
>if any nosy old person reports me we could get evicted
>only way for me to get to work would be riding a bike but my stepdad insists we'll get caught if I do that
>will probably have to quit my job at some point
Jesus Christ get me out of here

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ama

>>70811709
well that's what you get for being a degenerate animeposter

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>>70811709
Is this real? kek.

>>70811591
this gave me a legit boner, just saying

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>>70811745
200

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>>70811781
HHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>70811585
>>best gen, before touch
How is it best? I was given an ipod nano as a present years ago and it works pretty well.

>>70811709
Just say you're visiting your grandparents if you get spotted

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>>70811781
who is she?

I have no memes, some mexican punk stole them all

>>70811692
This reminds me of that one episode of Ami and Yumi where Ami was living in a work a few seconds faster than her.

>>70811415
>Dem like Obama

Not that I don't like him, but it fucking sucked that the GOP blocked him at every turn or ground Washington to a halt for a bitch fit. McConnell filibustered one of his own bills simply because he didn't like Democrats supporting it.

If you vote Dem, it should be someone who'll actually get shit done.

>>70811745
FUCK YOU
now post the counter pls

>tfw no one on craigslist will respond to my texts
pls respond

>>70811845
me

>>70811755
it's literally a fucking shit show
I only have $900 right now which isn't enough for me to move back to ohio on my own and I sure as shit can't get my own place down here
I'm thinking of just buying my own bike and doing it regardless but he'd literally yell about every fucking day for the next decade

>>70811823
these are nosy old retirees who have nothing to do every day
they'd just keep watch until that excuse wouldn't work

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>>70811845
/cum/ baby

This shit is legit comfy

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/63595602/JR%20Train%20Departure%20Melodies%20MP3.zip

All the choons from JR East trains

Brings back some memories.

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>>70811926
clasig Ameriga

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nice

>people actually think Trump won't win reelection

Really having a giggle at these posters.

bread is life

>>70811926
Sounds like you need to beat the fuck out of your step dad.

Religion is for fucking retards. Every faithful person needs to be executed. Except Muslims. Because we all know Islam is the true religion of peace.

ded

>>70811961
I couldn't beat the first story campaign because seeker kept drawing exodia

>>70811991
yeah?
explain gluten intolerance, smart girl

More of a rice man when it comes to grain.

is fedoraposting /outlaw/ now?

>>70811926
what do you do for fun
what is the essence of life in a trailer park

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Why is Benicio del Toro allowed to look EXACTLY like a Mexican version of Brad Pitt?

One of them should have to change

>>70811982
>44 presidents
>only 10 have had single terms while losing the re-election

My dad literally bought me a new vape. He looked a bit confused when I giggled. Thanks dad.

>>70812017
he's ex-military and much bigger than me so that's not an option

>>70812067
we've been here less than 72 hours idk
I set my computer up but we don't have any Internet

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>>70812066
Only when that one janny/mod is on unpaid duty.

>>70812072
Really makes you think...

>>70811814
That was back when the software was more open and you could easily modify app data and playlists on any operating system. (I'm not a fan of iTunes.)

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>Religion is for fucking retards. Every faithful person needs to be executed. Except Muslims. Because we all know Islam is the true religion of peace.

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>>70812080
>Only 10 had single terms while losing the re-election
>Carter and Bush Sr. had to be part of those 10

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>>70812111
>he's ex-military and much bigger than me
Sounds like your mom got gud.

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>used to be good at first person shooters
>became bad in the last week
>aim went to shit
What happened buds

>>70812072
Thats what I always thought. The smoker, latino version of Brad

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>>70812137
I don't use itunes.

>>70812175
Stroke, tumour or some other brain trauma.

>>70812175
your reflexes get worse the older you get and kids can be good because of good reflexes at a young age. any other dumb ass question?

>used to be really good at modern warfare
>bro buys the remake
>jump on and I'm still elite as fuck

Only nerds suck at shooters.

*gives america a wet willy*

>>70812208
>your reflexes get worse the older you get
I know, you tard. But this happened in less than a week. My reflexes didn't just go to shit in a week.

>not using a sandisk sansa clip

>>70812233
You probably had a stroke or something.

>>70812160
he treats her like shit and they "split" at least 5+ times with a near divorce twice
I love my mom but she isn't innocent either
overall it's a mutually toxic relationship that doesn't seem to be looking up

>>70812233
we hopefully it is a bad steak or you have some neurodegenerative disorder

>>70812263
>mutually toxic relationship

Ahh yes, my childhood memories. Well best of luck to you anon.

>>70812263
Bud, we all love you. It's time to move on from this toxic relationship. Time for you to find a woman and procreate. Make tons of good conservative children.

I have committed a fecal abomination against your people, yet you do nothing in retaliation? Are you afraid?

>>70812193
That's great, but you're still losing functionality if you're not using iTunes with a Touch or 5th gen Nano.

>>70812329
>losing functionality
I can take files on and off it, what other functions are there?

>>70812295
thanks

>>70812306
procreation isn't in my future but I'd love to find a nice bf to move in with

>>70812322
#notallfecalabominations

>>70812377
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2017
The year of dying from neurological disorder

>>70812377
so you post anime and are a god damned fucking faggot on top of that lmfao

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>I said something nice to a fag

I feel so dirty...

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>>70812417
this is very old news

im in the dining hall and i think i might be seeing a tranny for the first time but it might just be an androgynous dude

>>70812453
Saw a ftm tranny once
Started calling it "her" after I found out

>>70812420
say something nice to me

>>70812397
>tfw 2017
>dying of a neurological disorder
>but at least I'll have a gf

>>70812465
that's very nice of you

>>70812366
Reading/writing to iTunesDB; syncing calendar, addressbook; modifying playlists, cover art; importing, modifying id3 tags, etc.

>>70812469
Disgusting faggot

Mangos

>been deeply in love with two women
>both turned out to be lipstick lesbians

What a cruel world.

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>>70812487
Exactly

>>70812506
"The Good Fruit"

I know a VERY unconvincing Taiwanese aboriginal tranny.
Has this very defined manjaw and basically just looks like a dude with long hair and the voice...GROCE~

nice guy tho

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>>70812469
Fool me once...

>>70812111
I have a couple AOL discs with 72 hours free senpai. Gimme your address and I'll mail you one.

>>70812500
meanie weenie

>>70812558
At least I don't like weenies

(s)he is with a short read hair dye glasses feminist meme but she isn't fat

>>70812586
>she

>>70812498
Why would I care about the "iTunesDB"?
I can edit date and time.
I don't need an addressbook, I'm not a normalfag. I didn't even know ipods did that.
I can modify playlists.
I can change cover art.
I can change id3 tags.

im bored

someone entertain me pls.

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>>70812506

>>70812620
Got a few bricks you can have. If you catch my drift

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>>70812564
BS

>>70812620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmO1zNRoHY

>>70812620
I Bored, I'm dad. Where's Me so I can tell Someone to entertain them?

>>70812595
pretty sure she has a vagina

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>>70812620
I present for your viewing entertainment: Female Motorcross

Do you believe in mental illness?

>>70812654
U bored AND dad???? No waegh

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>>70812645
I-I swear I don't!

>>70812654
>I bored
You're bored?
:^)

>>70812690
How would you define the parameters of mental illness?

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>>70812620

>>70812690
Yep. Not meme ones that teenage girls claim to have, those that affect normal functioning

>>70812602
>Why would I care about the "iTunesDB"?
Play counts, ratings, and other stuff.
>I can edit date and time.
>I don't need an addressbook, I'm not a normalfag. I didn't even know ipods did that.
>I can modify playlists.
>I can change cover art.
>I can change id3 tags.
That's great, but if it's current gen, you're always at a risk of temporarily losing those options when you update firmware. Apple doesn't like people not using their platform for their products.

>>70812712
>>70812705
I waegh 50kg and I board planes in a luggage.
I'm so fucking skinny and flexible, I can fit in a luggage bag. I should join the circus.

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>>70812628
BAH

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>>70812620

What's for dinner?
Meatballs sandwich here

>>70812791
Beer

>>70812683
this is still the funniest shit
looks like they just picked random chicks from the audience

female skating contests too
they manage to land a kickflip down the five and they all go wild like it's the best shit ever

why are women so poopoo?

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>>70812764
>Play counts, ratings, and other stuff.
I can do that too.

Why would I ever update the firmware? I don't have iTunes installed, HOW would I update it?

>>70812791
One of those tiny pies from mart

>>70812791
Pad thai, cream cheese wontons, and my boyfriend's cum.

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>make post
>get good amounts of (you)s
>feel pressured to answer with a personalized post to everyone
>rather not answer to anyone

b-but i did check all your answer, thx /cum/.

>>70812818
idk what pisses me off the most

>>70812791
yoga potpourri

>>70812843
>get (You)s
>don't return the favor
10 FEET TALLER

>>70812818
that is one of my favorite webms

>>70812818
american pizza always looks so cheesy and soft

I am a meme genius

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>Sinaloa being a jerk again

Why are all the famous /cum/ users so mean?

I am a meme addict

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>>70810646

rank leaders

If a cute chick delivers your pizza and you ask "so how much would I have to tip for you to stay and share the pizza with me?" what would be the most likely outcome?

>>70812874
>>70812893

here, take this.

just figured it out

i love on the side of campus with all the science/engineering nerds and all the liberal arts sluts are over on this side and probably the traps too

>>70812947
*live on

i dont love it

>>70812920
>Obama
>above average
>trump not even a month in
>bad tier
I hope you made this for b8

>>70812922
>uhh... no thanks

What happened to /pol/? Why has every thread devolved to "praise kek xD" redditfrog faggotry?

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>still no (You) for my doggo post
Fuck you, Jose.

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>>70812920
These are objectively the best ones.

>>70812818
>I don't have iTunes installed, HOW would I update it?
On gnunix, you download the bin and write it to the ipod with dd.
>Why would I ever update the firmware?
Extra features and patches, mostly.

0812920
>FDR
Suck a duck faggot

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>>70812992

Ordered takeout, buds

@70812997

are you the pedo

>>70813026
retard

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>>70813009
So there is absolutely no reason to update, any new ipod would work just as well as your old one, maybe even better, and you're gay?

>>70812997
this weird thing they carry on their shoulders looks funny
want to try it

>>70812992
Most posts have been made after Trump began running than before. Reddit has taken over /pol/

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>>70813039
#NotAllOhioans

>>70813065
Go on /pol/ right now, the big topic is the conservative leadership debate

>>70812997
Crossfit is so fucking retarded.

>>70813129
That looks like fun.

>>70813129
Imagine doing this while having a rotating dildo up your ass and a smaller dildo gagged onto your throat.
It'd feel like being fucked by a tentacle monster. Would try.

>>70813129
Kinky

Why do when people say "he looks like him", is always someone handsome.

how ugly you need to be so someone can compare you to an ugly person.

>>70812997
Who let's people workout in a fucking suit?

>>70813129
I can't stop laughing at this fucking video

>>70813207
Dude crossfit lmao

>>70812983
i did, real one is on my thread

>>70813079
There are reasons, they're just small compared to the potential risk of breaking compatibility with your iPod management software. Apple didn't really care about people not using iTunes until the Touch generation though.

eli5: crossfit

i promise i will give reciprocal (you)s this time.

>>70813207
>let's
put your booty in the bag

The $100 pants I ordered just came in
They're comfy

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@70813285
Too title too late, asshole.

>>70813285
The theory is that you work more than one muscle group by doing things your ancestors might have done while tracking game through the savannah (like carrying dumbbells and smashing tires with sledgehammers).

>>70813303
>tfw the 7 dollar polos i bought from sears came in and they actually fit really slim and feel good
i've never ordered anything from sears before ( i didn't even know they were still open), they have some crazy good deals.

>>70813328

you will give me a (you).

screencap this post.

>>70813355
why don't they go work as brickmasons.

Being attractive is no shame.

>>70812446
I didn't know you were gay bud

>>70813303
You're still a retard

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@70813394
I will never give another Mexican a (You) because of you.

anybody ever shop in a clothing store called Citi Trends

Just sent the qt a picture
She says they look nice
>>70813411
I may be a retard but I'm a retard with a comfy pair of pants.

>>70813434
I don't think I've ever shopped in a clothing store.

>>70813394
Because they're effete retards and blue-collar work is beneath them.

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When do we start the wall lads?

>>70813468
Same. All my clothes are milsurp and anime clothes I order online.

From now on, I will not give. Mexicans or foreigners (You)s until they give a fair trade on their (You)s. American (You)s first!

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>>70813408
I like girls too but I don't think I'd really want a relationship with one

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>>70813516

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>>70813516

Is not my fault Americans are in love with me.

How are you lads spending your evening?

>>70813564
Watching documentaries about the Northern Renaissance.

Could be worse than Mexicans desu. Could be millions Muslims here.

My downstairs neighbors' kids need to shut the fuck up. Also, my cat purrs loud as hell
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B29pofFb4u

>>70813564
Listening to a Georgian rapper and eating pad thai. Might masturbate later.

>>70813564
Watching the Expanse premiere.

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>>70813564
Gonna take my weekly shower soon, then I'll play New Vegas until around 1-2am, go on my night walk for a couple hours, then come home and watch anime until I pass out around noon tomorrow.

>>70813563
A (You) for a (You) I love Hispanics! The best are made in the US of A

>>70813620
>the faintest hint of kids in the background

wow how can you survive there

>>70813551
>2017
>liking grills
Why wouldn't you want a relationship with one?

>>70813652
The redneck life seems comfy

>>70813564
Talking to a qt who wants to racemix.

>>70813663
They were screaming a second ago, but stopped when I started recording.

>>70813563
I'm in love with you <3

>>70813564
Spent time with a qt

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>>70813652
>weekly shower

>>70813673
Lots of niggers still your shit and sell it for drug money but you're already poor as fuck so it doesn't matter that much.

>>70813694
I'm also positive they were weighted boots around the apartment

>>70813576
good boy

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@70813708
Good enough for my ancestors, good enough for me. My hair only starts to get greasy about a week after a shower, so that seems like the perfect schedule.

>>70813564
gonna play melee at a friend's house

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>>70813564
Watching TV or something.

>>70813746
wear*

>>70813729
>*steps on a used needle*

>>70813667
I like guys more in both physical and emotional areas
I find women physically attractive but not emotionally
then again I've never been in a relationship so this is all baseless

Posting here instead of studying.

>>70813564
Drinking beer. Playing vidya (ark then warframe when my bud logs on) and smoking the Devils lettuce

>>70813781
who is this

going to bed and there is nothing you can do to stop me :D

>>70813673
>living with drug-addled inbreds who steal your stuff and invite conflict
>all your neighbors dropped out of high school and got pregnant before the legal age
>all the kids have mountain-dew-mouth
real comfy

>>70813831
Please don't. I'll miss you :(

I wonder if Heaven has a good internet connection.

Is there anyone else here who doesn't shower daily? (i shower twice)

i wanna know whose (you)s to avoid, dont want aids.

Where's that EAS'd infantry Marine at
Got some questions

Just because I'm illegal doesn't mean I'm breaking the law.

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>>70813871
I guess I live in heaven :^)

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>>70813846
>and got pregnant before the legal age
Oh the humanity! What kind of stupid goyi- I mean guys would choose to breed before their eggs get dusty and are incapable of producing anything but autistic children?

>>70813899
>he keeps posting it
Wow, good job you live in a city with Google Fiber

>>70813889
can't remember when i showerd last
the absolute smell of me

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>>70813924

70813907
nonce
>>7081411
nonce

>>70811709
>80/20
What
>55+
>people under 25 aren't supposed to live here
Again, what

>>70813907
They're still inbred, so plenty of retarded children

>>70813925
ewww.

pls dont (you) me anymore.

>>70813957
>>>/b/rit

>>70813846
t. jew who knows nothibg about rednecks

>>70813970
I assume he means his step dad is an old fuck

>>70813907
(You)

>>70813985
can't wait for the nature free super skyscrapers of the future

>>70813973
haha now you have aids

I'm gonna invent a time machine so I can see what Mary looked like

>>70814046
Didn't the blocks in Dredd have gardens?

all men shoulf stay virgins until age 24 and all women should be married off at age 14

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>>70813994
fact: jews are the most powerful race

>>70814084
True, but I still hate them.

>>70813970
age restricted communities are by law required to have 80% / 20% demographics to fit the bill and be treated legally as an age restricted community
80% of the residents must be 55 or older while 20% can be under that age
my mom and stepdad are under 55 and thus only got in because of the 20% part
I'm 18 so technically I'm not allowed to be here and depending on how strict the owner of the park is we could potentially be evicted if they find out I'm living here
I think that's about how it goes anyways

>>70814081
>dredd
>a future worth looking forward too
I'm thinking more Wall-E

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WHERE is cumbeast I let him outside to use the little boys' room and he never came back???

>>70814115
You never said it had to be desirable

>>70814108
it's only natural ^:)

>>70814127
ded inna ditch with baby

Faulkner pls respond to this post so I can masturbate.

FACT: Brown hair, blue eyes is the most powerful combination in the world

>>70814195

new

>tfw no jewish friend to sing along the jewish we are the world

ANI YEHUDI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft7__uoICGM

>>70813994
There are """rednecks""" who are suthahn ""cuntry"" people, and then there are the real rednecks which are american bogan-chavs.

>>70814143
why would I imagine an undesirable future

>>70814193
San Bernardino?

You can ask Pennsylvania to post his folder

>>70814200
Fucking delete that cancerous shit

>>70814240
fuck off

>>70814235
Fairfax, I just haven't been at my computer in a while.

>>70814233
idk, Mad Max seems fun

>>70814269
>ipmlying you'd be a main character and not one of the many deformed desert freaks dying of thirst
Send me to the Space Dandy future

>>70814308
Shut the FUCK up bud

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>>70814372