A E S T H E T I C edition
>>70807525
first ngl
need a dominant bf to treat me like a lady
had a chicken katsu curry at wasabi the other day
god awful
Please post slags forgot to wank before turning my computer off
>Got warned for dubs posting for posting "nice quads" in reply to a picture of someone with very strong upper legs
Ah yes the big J
might buy a farm
>>70807351
are you going to leave too?
tummy feels achy :/
>>70807603
not denying that
Real life gimmick idea: Release dangerous animals such as lions, tigers, elephants, chimpanzees etc. into the countryside at random points across the UK then watch the carnage unfold
Imagine how mental it would be going to work and seeing a lion in the road
AESTHETIC
If you do not fall into this part of the spectrum you need to leave /brit/.
>ANON!!! Everybody this is Anon the guy I was telling you about! Thanks for coming to our British party Anon!!
>OMG that accent I LOVE it hahaha :))
>>70807525
post more paki girls you cunts
>>70807625
Real life gimmick idea: Release pigs and wild dogs into Tower Hamlets
reddit flagging is dead?
good fucking riddance, utter mongloid runts
>>70807500
*wades towards you*
>>70807606
*rubs your tummy*
*moves hand down slowly into your trousers*
Hmm yes what do we have here?
>>70807625
don't really need to release even more chimpanzees in the uk hehe
>>70807625
*drives into the lion at a high speed and makes it explode*
>>70807646
Haha no problem ladies
*keys a fat wad*
Alright now where's the Stella
>>70807599
I'm afraid you're going to leave with glasses gf 2bh
>>70807626
me with the horns
Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
mugi best girl
>>70807625
Real life gimmick idea: airdrop pigs with parachutes into mecca. the parachutes are edible so the pigs can eat themselves free after landing.
>>70807626
they look like a really good group of friends
>>70807668
I'm in this pic
Real life gimmick idea: piss in a bottle of ribena
>>70807708
16 today dadadadada UP FOR FUN
>>70807626
Would make a cool album cover
You there. Yes, you, the young gentleman on the front row with the red shirt on. I believe you have a question for the panel - something along the lines of, 'checking your digits'?
>>70807646
I travelled all over the US and the only place I can recall anyone caring about my accent was on a cable car in Colorado
>check into hotel in new york
>passport please
>GREAT britain huh? WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT IT?
>>70807732
what happened to him? and what about the sheik?
>>70807644
am I one?
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
>>70807784
got banned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN5YHgZDwCE
How it feels to post in /brit/.
rate the 'book, lads.
Naughty boys in nasty schools
Headmaster's breaking all the rules
>>70807784
haven't heard about the sheik since he got put in the slammer but poley is now working in a call centre and is forcing his family to play d&d with him
>>70807798
Take the test again. They have updated the site and have more stats on the results page.
>>70807646
>go on holiday to America
>get four times the amount of Tinder matches than I do back home because I mentioned being English in my profile
>end up getting off with a pretty Brazilian girl
>Jacob Rees-Mogg said regulations that were “good enough for India” could be good enough for the UK
where will you be when we become poo-in-loos
>Anon! Your sausages are ready!
>I bet you love having a girlfriend who can cook a BBQ for you :)
>>70807912
does this mean toilets are going to be abolished
>>70807692
don't think that will happen. she wears tights and plays rpgs.
>>70807854
ZAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>70807606
*sniffs your belly button*
only got two matches today and only one of them was decent looking
i'm 5'9
i'm so short I should be put in a circus or museum or something LOL
>>70807875
HOWLING
>>70807875
when was he supposed to get out? reckon he'll be back?
>>70807924
lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS9f6_i6v3Q
tfw skint
>>70807934
I don't even know your name.
that depresses me tbqh
>>70807924
yeah...girlfriend ahahaha....
*puts fresh downie meds in her drink while she's not looking*
>>70807941
They come in boxes now you know?
>you will never be a French rapper
life is a cruel joke lads
I want to go to the gym or do some form of exercise every day but I hear it's bad for you.
>>70807995
DANELAD
down, down, you bring me down
I hear you knocking down my door
>>70807988
do you want to know it?
>>70807995
talking about tinder you WMD
mama take these memes from me
i can't post them anymore
>tfw if I do anything intensive then my heart feels like its exploding and I go into a mini heart attack
ah yes
psst say yes kid
>>70808033
Yes please mate
>>70807986
>poppy
woah... so weird and QUIRKY... so CRAZY.... wonder lot of mystery in here... VERY STRANGE??!
>>70808063
haha
same
Lost so much skeng
>>70807974
fuck knows, he'll probably get arrested again trying to get to syria or something
need a witch gf
>>70808039
>talking about tinder
Yeah, like I said, matches are way better. You should really consider trying them out someday.
hmmmm really makes you think
:3
>>70808061
Why am I attracted to mental illness?
>What's that mate? Nah don't think there's any room for you to sit down here.
lads are third party PS3 controllers ok to buy?
cba paying 40 quid for an official sony one
>>70808123
>>70808114
>tinder
>matches
holy shit i just got this
feel like a right dolt
>>70808078
Greater London
>>70808065
Zack
>>70808130
*runs up and tests his chin with my heel*
heh, nothing personnel Ryan
psst hey kid, you wanna stop?
>>70808120
its a fast paced thrill but my neck, arse and back are dying by the end of the day and I dream of suicide whenever i'm going uphill
quite drunk now and starting to contact prostitutes
was planning to see a decent one in the city centre but i'm now settling for something cheap slut within a few miles radius
>>70808161
it was called matchbox when it was still in beta
>>70808130
I went to school with number 2
I can feel the earth begin to move
I hear my needle hit the groove
>>70808203
Deepest lore
>>70808171
Don't believe you tbqh
Although on one hand I do know a Zack.
>>70808206
Can't see any poo in the picture m8
what is the point of life outside of london?
commuter towns get a pass by what does soemone in say stoke-on-trent or sunderland live for?
listening to a bit of the 'iggie 'alls
the GOAT ngl
<>< lvls?
Rank them lads
>>70808194
>its a fast paced thrill but my neck, arse and back are dying by the end
literally what your mum just texted me
MENTAL
>>70808130
*looks in a paranoid fashion over shoulder while walking past to see who was speaking*
i fucking love women's feet lads
>>70808229
OK it's Adam
>>70808236
talking about left to right numbering
2, 4, 1, 3, 5
>>70808243
There is no point, unless you live somewhere similar like Bath/Edinburgh
>>70808259
very autistic post
>>70808246
FOY
I've currently got the stone roses on myself
need a convincing trap g(b)f
>>70808252
i'll take 4 and 9 pls
>>70808262
same
need a cute pair in me yapper asap
witness the awesome power of this fully invested NORTHERN POWERHOUSE
>>70808264
I'm almost certain you're not giving me your really real name.
Smart move tbqh
do foreigners like the Smiths?
>I've currently got the stone roses on myself
>all this pathetic excuse for slag posting
I don't want to wank to 15 year old inbreds from Bradford. I'm off to /s/
't 'o 'e 'd 'e
>>70808262
dont get it myself
>>70808243
why would you want to live in such a crowded, noisy, expensive and vain place?
>>70808149
Mokou posting warms my heart desu.
it's sad that the government started the smear campaign against birmingham and won't fund the midlands engine
birmingham has the 9th biggest metro area in europe but there's pretty much NO good public transport for most of the people in the urban area except smelly buses stinking of pakis
>>70808300
alri mancaboo
>>70808325
that is actually my name
>>70808130
1 3 4 2
*switches it*
>>70808323
will never not find this image funny
>>70808356
why can't brum just pay for itself
manchester is doing it
business idea: knock down the west midlands and turn it into a giant forest
made of stone is the best stone roses song
only runts disagree
>>70808359
white rose
>>70808335
they smell good, are soft, look aesthetic, etc
it's like a pair of tits, they can be 10/10 and 0/10 but most have a decent pair
>go to the top deck
>see this
what do you do?
The Durham massive
>>70808342
I know hehe
>>70808394
nah it's fool's gold
t. haven't heard any others
>>70808424
hideous
I've shagged trannies that are prettier than that
>>70808329
I'm not a huge fan
>>70808404
>they smell good
I also like feet but have to disagree on this one
they feel good but I wouldn't fancy giving em a sniff
>>70808440
>I AM THE SENATE!
>>70808414
chin them all one by one
i'm not scared of a few apes
I watched the World Cup.
You poofs owe me.
You have to watch the Super Bowl tomorrow.
>>70808450
cute!
>>70808394
shoot you down's better
>>70808424
id suck on those till milk came out
>>70808384
manchester didn't pay for itself when they got a free new city centre after the ira bombed them
sad thing is the ira just killed real people in birmingham except getting some funding for the city
birmingham also puts a lot more into the system than we get back on infrastructure spending and other costs, although it's got better in recent years
oh FUCK lads
i misinterpreted
she wants a drink with me
FUCK lads
>>70808450
CUTE
haven't had a good round of trainposting for a while
don't look back into the sun
now you know that the time has come
>>70808414
throw a gang sign to show I'm hip and urban as well
>>70808460
they don't smell bad in my experience the way your own feet would after wearing boots all day
female sweat is nice smelling in a raw, dirty way
>>70808414
sorry, do you mind moving your leg mate? cheers
*sits down, puts earphones, and starts humming*
>>70808502
but they're paying for their light rail expansions though
can't brum?
what's wrong with durham?
>>70808414
Apologise for interrupting their photo shoot
>>70808515
it's a mostly retired gimmick with only slightly resurgences for crossrail
>>70808533
i love the smell of my what sweat when it's mixed with deodorant
Fuck this game.
>>70808533
nah, doesn't sound appealing at all
>>70808556
it's in the north
Quintessential Year 10 singalong GSCE Englishcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB67HO8tkQs
>>70808573
>playing autism simulators
anon
>>70808515
my runt post mentioned
>>70808573
You can turn off the magical shit in the pre-game options you dolt.
have had the same can of deodorant for like a year and it hasn't run out
magic hmmmmmmmm
>>70808570
very avant garde political compass meme
stakes are too high in the UK
either you live like a cockroach in london
or you rot to death in some shithole town.
>>70808614
I wanted to become immortal though
>>70808555
not in the current system
we're getting our first 'west midlands mayor' soon and are pushing for a devolution deal
we also have a huge export surplus to china
http://www.birminghampost.co.uk/business/business-news/west-midlands-export-surplus-china-8784889
Please stop talking about deodorant. It brings back bad memories.
An ending fitting for the start
You twist and tore our love apart
>>70808592
top tune
>>70808621
you don't know shit about magic kiddo...
*slaps you to your knees*
here let me show you how a real wand works
The New Horizons Jupiter gravity assist boosted the velocity by 9000mph to 51,000mph which cut the time to Pluto by 3 years
After a journey of 3 billion miles lasting 9.5 years, New Horizons arrived at Pluto 72 seconds earlier than planned
It took over a year to transmit all the Pluto flyby data at 1kb/s
On New Years Day 2019 the probe will flyby a kuiper belt object called 2014 MU69 (PT1) at a distance of 4 billion miles from Earth
>>70808513
I was only pretending to be gay >:D
>>70808662
Pooey linx lad?
>>70808662
*sprays half a can of lynx in the PE changing rooms*
haha I hope nobody here has asthma
*sprays the other half*
>using spray-on deodorant
howling
dying to know how it feels to have a soft female foot lightly pressed against my chest
>>70808592
My English teacher made us watch Witness twice in two years as a """""""treat""""""
>>70808515
there are tears in my eyes, i've not laughed this hard in months
thank you mate
>>70808252
3,4 and 9 for me please
>>70808662
POOEY
>>70808573
that's what you deserve for playing as offa
>>70808700
>he uses roll on
alright debbie
(debbie is my sister)
>>70808640
good post
>>70808643
intelligent post
>>70808699
fantastic post
>>70808643
i'm not a rorke so i wouldn't mind living in london if it wasn't so expensive
and there are no good cities outside of london
wish we were more like germany in the sense that all the mid size regional cities thrive and are good places to live
brush my teeth with euthymol because its fluoride-free
use roll-on 'bionsen' japanese spa mineral deoderent, because it's aluminium free.
>>70808734
>(debbie is my sister)
are you two 40 years old mate
>>70808712
the 1985 oscar winning flick?
>>70808699
remember spraying the deoderant at the runt kids crotch so it makes a white mark and telling people he came watching the rest of us get changed
>>70808694
Why you little
I hate that I am an Asian in a predominantly white country where the majority of females prefers whites (even females of your own race). You have to bring in so much more to make up for your race.
>>70808713
i also have this collection of creative output from last year
>>70808751
the government has focused on London for 400 years which is why everything else is so shit
The 'ther for tomorrow
>>70808361
Hmmm...if you say so.
>>70808386
I will support this idea
t. lived there for too long
drunk on /brit/ again, this never usually ends well
anyone else get proper anxious and worried about previous /brit/ posts you've made?
>>70808751
london isn't shit for rorke reasons
london is shit for the fact that you need to live in a house share until you're retired.
>>70808781
>tfw I created the ballbusting gimmick
Ask me anything lads.
>use roll-on 'bionsen' japanese spa mineral deoderent
post more /brit/ screencaps lads so far i've only been in one
>>70808734
pics
fight me
>>70808787
Is that comfy? Are you going places?
>>70808787
sunset here is 10 minutes earlier
creator of ballbusting gimmick here AMA
>>70808751
VERY 'sheedy post
>>70808769
yeah
>>70808818
Aluminium causes alzheimers or something
rather keep the pores clear pham
Creator of the claiming gimmicks gimmick here, AMA reddit!
>>70808775
shagged an asian once
she said my cock was big (it's average) and that asians really do have little cocks. had a chuckle about it but have't thought about since except your post just reminded me of it haha.
>>70808772
crying
>>70808858
Silver is the best choice but it's only in the upmarket brands
>>70808804
You should be worried.
I have been compiling a database over the past 4 years based on image filenames and word frequencies in order to piece together certain users.
Every time you have got drunk make no mistake I will have logged it and got even closer to finding out who you are.
I use this
you lads are not racist right?
>>70808804
I get worried I posted a doxxable screen cap of something but it's during /real nigga hours/ so no one sees it anyway
>The New Horizons Jupiter gravity assist boosted the velocity by 9000mph to 51,000mph which cut the time to Pluto by 3 years
>After a journey of 3 billion miles lasting 9.5 years, New Horizons arrived at Pluto 72 seconds earlier than planned
>It took over a year to transmit all the Pluto flyby data at 1kb/s
>On New Years Day 2019 the probe will flyby a kuiper belt object called 2014 MU69 (PT1) at a distance of 4 billion miles from Earth
creator of reddit here, AMA gimmicks
>>70808832
I'm staying inside like every other day, going to put the heating on, wank and get drunk.
>>70808834
FOST
(fuck off sunset twat)
>>70808851
it takes place in my home town thank you for supporting our industry
>>70808893
alri theresa mate how you doing
>>70808791
no it really is
>>70808893
nah, don't like muzzies or poles though
>>70808885
i use this
>>70808884
>compiling a database over the past 4 years based on image filenam
>tfw i'm mostly a clover poster and when i save a picture it automatically uses the original file name
>whenever you search by the filename, i am disrupting all of your idea
haha btfo
Results are in lads
have to say that they're very, VERY interesting
>>70808774
you don't want a rumble with me fella
ah yes everything causes cancer and diabetes
first lead, then asbestos, then plastic, what next
>>70808924
Sounds nice
Can I join? I'll bring a 6er
>>70808804
i'm glad there are more germans now so if i make a dumb post i can pretend it wasn't me haha
this still slams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM
Roosevelt was the best US president
>>70808939
you're a big network
>>70808904
are you the balcony poster in the apartment your billionaire dad pays for?
comfy pics, keep it up
i like yanks sometimes :3
>>70808954
I account for this, don't worry.
>I side with Labour on most political issues of the 2015 Election
>>70808974
what are you trying to achieve/imply with this post mate
"bloody elf and safety gone mad"
SHIT gimmick, youre SHIT
>>70808939
channeling my inner shitlord
>>70808964
want a bet
>>70808974
being incel
>>70808927
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania
?
>>70809012
I've posted from the 'rents deck but you're thinking of some dork on the least coast
>I didn't side with Labour on most political issues of the 2015 election
babestation
>>70809030
very worried kot
>>70809013
there's no way you accurately can
when you search the image and see two posts and try to link them together it could be two entirely different people and you'd never know
just want a nice girl i can fall in love with and tell her i love her.
is that too much to ask lads?
>this is how britbongs talk
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a45HNZdn55s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgjLZjZkq90
is this the /asmr connoisseur/ thread?
>>70809018
>>70808939
doxxed
also have seen those cliffs with my own two eyes. not very impressed with them tbqh
>>70808955
that's a lot of tests
>I didn't not didn't did not did side with Labour on most political issues of the 2015 election
found a water temple lads, dont think im strong enough to explore it yet though aha
sitting here falling asleep so i might as well take a nap haha
bye
>>70809118
t. slow minded american
>>70809078
where in the best cost are you from
prefer death row to those eat side punk ass bitch motherfuckers anyway
>>70809070
hooting
>that new gibi video feel
>>70809039
just try it
>>70809086
http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/24/irish-town-bombarded-with-calls-to-babestation-chat-lines-6401701/
lel
>>70808775
east or west asian?
>>70809118
This is how I imagine Greater London talks
>>70809018
I sided with Labour, Tories, UKIP and Greens within 4% of each other
>>70809086
*noises*
>>70809118
why is he talking like a nigger?
chester is an ugly fat cunt who should khs
where is this
>>70809142
This can't be real
>>70809083
i actually voted for labour that election (i live in a safe tory seat) but i didn't really know much about politics then
i only got into politics because of brexit, which was one of the rare times when the vote actually mattered
my dad is loyal to them but as a white working class man i shan't be voting for labour again in the near future, they don't represent us
>>70809174
Living in the Gay Area now
https://twitter.com/Cjukes26/status/827899152487108608
Greater London
>>70809249
Widnes
>>70809070
home county i should say
far below in soiled hands
a bucket of joint chicken set aside
>>70809249
some shit-hole SE asian country
>>70809246
do not be mean to chester
>>70809206
i know what east asian is but what the fucks west asian
>>70809249
birmingham
>>70809142
If you don't side with UKIP for at least 80%, or Torries for at least 100%, then leave /brit/
JF out
miss the gf's massages ngl
lads why don't we do syncs are any sort of external social events anymore
i'm alone inside on a saturday night i need something extra to keep me company
>>70809253
wouldn't even be surprised if it was 2bh
>>70809213
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
reinstalling windows lads
see you on the other side
If the Brits hadn't built Leinster House, The Customs House, The Bank Of Ireland and Trinity, Dublin wouldn't have a decent building in it.
got kicked out of the gangbang lads
>>70809291
the remaining white people in birmingham are irish
come over for the paddys parade in march and we'll pull some birds in the irish quarter together
>>70809299
fuck off yank
haha alri!
>>70807783
You should always respond to this with
>well its bigger than the other one
>>70809327
>feck off
What does he mean by this?
>>70809289
so you're east asian?
>>70809363
Post shot0001.png-shot0069.png
>>70809363
which one's being kicked out?
>>70809400
>>70809356
one thing i find is amusing is''''anglo'''' aussies that the irish when they probably have irish genes
>>70809429
That famed Irish intellect I see
>>70809414
is there a way to get all the results on one page for easy screenshotting?
fuck off dormers you cretinous scrote
>>70809461
that hate the irish* i meant
i'll be the first one to admit that every negative attribute about me is down to my irish genetics
my mum's side of the family are middle class southerners
>>70809372
It's sad really, my parent lived in Birmingham for around 25 years before they moved home, all my brothers and sisters were born there. My brothers brought me over for a Villa game and brought me to the old family house. The entire neighborhood was Pakistani, halal shops everywhere.
feels more like a sunday doesn't it?
hmm the czechs are now doing a reverse gangbang series called Czech Harem
>>70809549
birmingham's always been shit
>>70807525
VERY good OP pic
>>70809549
Mind the gap
Anyone played the UNS4 DLC yet?
>>70809502
step 1: lie under a tram
>>70809630
yeh
>>70809599
At least it was our shithole for a while. Now it's little Islamabad.
rorkes out
>>70809203
>>70809549
>>70809549
>The entire neighborhood was Pakistani, halal shops everywhere.
sad! which area was this?
the former irsh my dad grew up in is now a paki area too
birmingham also has the biggest paddys day parade in the UK btw, forget liverpool or manny we are the true irish colony in england
all my normie friends that aren't irish look forward to paddys day as one of the best all dayers of the year on the piss up town
>>70809599
true
>>70809610
dumb football yank
>the emodiment of a yankcuck
>>70809678
>im a fag: the screenshot
leave
>>70809705
this picture is located on the end of birmingham new street, in the background you can see a stall from the german market which indicates this picture was took in november or december
>>70809661
how is it, lad?
>>70809693
Some of my family stayed and their kids are all Brummies now, we visit once a year. It was Aston itself
>irish
not a fan