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British Rail edition.
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Post pictures of paki girls who had a crush on you but you didn't act on it
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/brit/ gf 2017
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>>70805325
>tfw 60% of our rail lines got demolished for no bloody reason
rooooooo
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me in the lower centre
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30th birthday coming up in late march. never had sex. should i just tinder like a madman just so i don't end up a wizard?
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>>70805372
there were a lot of defunct lines or lines which only 3 people used
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>>70805325
really sad that trains aren't affordable
want to move to a city with good transport links and sell my cage
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STANDING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U
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>>70805443
>a city with good transport links

London or bust
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>>70805410
>29
>virgin
mate you've no hope of ever having sex no matter what you do
once you get over 23 and you've never lost it its game over
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>>70805364
spanner
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>>70805443
So you mean basically any mid size German city?
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>>70805410
>willingly giving up wizard powers
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What's wrong with people who don't like traps?
Can't you see that boobs, a thicc butt and tiny shrunken feminine penis are the best combination?
Do you trap haters actually find vaginas visually attractive??
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when is the next playstation due to come out?

and if i had a profile on ps3 a while ago is it transferable to ps4?
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i look like some sort of libertarian memer
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>reading yank posts
shameful
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went to the national railway museum today, would recommend for a highly comfy day
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>>70805443
do train autists get free train tickets?
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>>70805410
Why? will losing your virginity to a 2/10 from tinder turn you into an alpha male?
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>>70805507
no we don't
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just got back from the pub

said i'd go back out for a sick techno night but im really not feeling it
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>>70805504
The one in York? It's shit, but I got a blowjob in one of the trains so can't complain
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>>70805507
yes we do
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>im just now realising /brit/ is a fucking lefty general

was nice knowing you lads
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>>70805490
I'm so lonely I'd take a trap at this point
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>>70805498
bit of a rorke myself
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>>70805325
lowestoft mentioned
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>>70805561
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despise retarded normies and our victim culture

>don't pay attention when ordering tickets
>WAAAH I GOT SCAMMED PLS HELP

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/ed-sheeran-mega-fan-forced-12557385
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>>70805498
me too
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just got back from a sick techno night

said I'd go back out for a pub sesh but I'm not really feeling it
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>>70805490
microscopically gay
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need a bf
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>mfw posting multiple compass results for the bants
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>>70805542
how is it shit? yeah it's just old trains but its comfy af and free

bet you're a 'sheed
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>>70805528
you should get a least 1 free ticket a month, you appreciate trains like nobody else does

>>70805560
you shouldn't really get free tickets, you guys aren't mentally stable enough to deal with actual trains
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>>70805611
>gif
fuck off
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>>70805490
very gay
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lads no one actually helped me this time, i asked her for drinks and she said "yeah depending on who you're out with"
HAVE i got a chance at this point
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>>70805629
Nah, I was a student at the time and I'm not a train autist
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>>70805592
>just got back from a sick techno night
>21:53

yeah okay
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWG-nHuuCRc

Comfy...
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>>70805652
tell her you'll just be out with her
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>>70805652
think about what your favourite anime character would do
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>>70805592
>back from a techno night at ten to ten
fucking hell mate chill out
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would quite like to teabag isabel hardman
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>>70805652
just say "nobody just us"
whats the worst that could happen at this point tbf
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>>70805410
Sex is overrated anyway

i made my gf cum several times and still felt throughly bored the entire time

now she's gone i crave it again.
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>>70805652
tell her "you and your beautiful soles haha"
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>>70805677
*retweets*
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>>70805714
>whilst I was having regular sex I didnt really want it
whoah... really....? wow......hmmmm...
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>you are a britbong
>you wake up and see that france has annexed britbongistan
>bbc is already changed to FBC
>french flags on cambridge birdge or whatever it's called the big bridge in london and the big clock is paintted blue white and red

What is your reaction
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>>70805751
I wake up for real.
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>>70805751
sacre bleu
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Imagine living in 1930 and seeing all these new, clean, fresh, crisp, modern designs for the very first time in history

so much different from whatever has been made before
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>>70805751
JE SUIS UN BAGUETTE AVEC LA FROMAGE DE MERDE
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>>70805751
>french flags on cambridge birdge or whatever it's called the big bridge in london and the big clock is paintted blue white and red
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>>70805751
join the resistance ofc
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>>70805763
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>>70805677
h8 big government desu
*supports putin*
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>>70805751
I'd probably make a thread about it on the 'chon asking what the fuck is going on tbch
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>>70805751
wouldn't mind it too much honestly, quite like france
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>>70805650
cor blimey would love to get my face into that
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>>70805745
i mean the main takeaway is that havign regular sex was not that fulfilling an experience

you feel your willy sliding in and out of a fanny, and you feel a short ego boost because you've got a naked girl moaning underneath you. maybe you feel some emotional connection or something

but really why people bang on and on about sex is beyond me, it was not that great.
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>>70805751
honhonhon le bogdanoffs a sauvé angleterre
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>>70805751
kill all french "men" on earth by slapping them with my enormous English cock
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>>70805738
>>70805792
thanks for these
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MEDIA IS BAD. GOVERNMENT IS BAD. BANKERS BONUSES. SECRET SOCIETIES. ILLUMANTI

*checks surnames of whoever runs these*
WTF
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PAINT SPATTERED WALLS AND THE CRY OF A TOMCAT
WHAT'S GOING OUT AND A KICK IN THE BALLS


THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT
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>>70805727
VERY nice
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>>70805751
we're already french clay
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whats the largest object u've shoved up ur arse

golf ball here
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>>70805751
is england a republic now
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>>70805751
>you are a crapaud
>you wake up and see that Germany has annexed France
>all the radio stations are broadcasting German
>German flags on Marseille tower or whatever it's called the big meccano set in Paris
oh wait, this happened
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>>70805850
my surname is very british but I'm jewish
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@70805832
fuck off you smug normie cunt
pathetic
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>>70805751
>France
>the country that has a terrorist attack every other month
>annexing anything
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>>70805672
not really. absolutely terrible acting from arnie.
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amen
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I DON'T WANT TO BE AN AUTISTIC MESS ANYMORE
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just drove for two hours to get some KFC
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>the big meccano set in Paris

ha
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Had a really weird experience once. Was just sitting around minding my own business when a golf ball came out of my mouth. No idea how it got there.
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>>70805918
dae le sesh xD
>>>/reddit/
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bird
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good thread for us lot who like paki munters

>>>/s/17228970
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>>70805885
literally nowt wrong with being a normie pham
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>>70805875
horse penis dildo, or the very large buttplug that I had used
before those, probably a lava lamp (not on, obviously)
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Joe Rogan x Alex Jones is fucking GOLD
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unironically eating garlic bread
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>>70805918
MUH CRAIC
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>french wanker comes and posts some inane shite and gets around 50 (You)s
ah hmm yes ah hmmmm yes of course very nice ahhhhh yes hmmmmmm mmmmhm I see very impressive yes hmmmm why didnt I see this before aha of course
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>>70805875
nothing because im not gay
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>>70805967
pics
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>>70805962
bless you
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>>70805973
alex jones is unironically more trustworthy than the BBC
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>>70805986
I'm a bit of a slut when it comes to giving (you)s xx
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lads I intend to study at Uni of Manchester/Edinburgh or UCL next year.
Taking into account I've got beyond passing grades + volunteer work under my belt I doubt I'll have too many issues getting in
I am a little concerned about the crime rates though through the UK, especially Manchester
has anyone here been mugged before?
also don't worry, I'm fucking off to Switzerland after I get my bachelors - not taking anymore jobs like the rest of my brethren.
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>>70805973
They need to do another one with just Joe and Alex with plenty of whiskey and (((strong tobacco))) again.
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>>70805973
>EDDIE SHUT UP BRO
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got a number from a qt today. was during work as well. fk yh.
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feelin' supersonic, not a fan of gin and tonic though
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>>70805986
this, i did it for the ( You's )

@lmaoing at you teethless tea drinking queen fuckers
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>>70806006
the custodian wouldn't like them
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>>70806037
are you rich?
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>>70806037
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEE WE VOTED BREXIT
DO NOT COME HERE OR YOU'RE GOING TO GET GLASSED
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>>70806037
m8 you're polish, you are the crime rates
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>>70806037
poland has more crime than the UK
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>>70806063
>he says in english
:)
>>70806031
giz anaother aight dirty cunt
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I disagree
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>>70806037
London is unironically super safe
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>>70806037
have literally never been the victim of a crime
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>>70806037
I've lived here most of my life and not gotten mugged. I did get mugged when I lived in Nottingham.

Though I always felt way safer walking round Nottingham even after that than I do here in Manchester.
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>>70806037
>*looks over your visa application with considerable disinterest*
>*sees your nationality*
>*vigorously stamps DENIED in big red letters on it*
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why do normies talk about their sex lives so much?

it's why i never intend to get a job. i'm scared of them finding out i'm a virgin
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EDDIE BRO YO EDDIE WAIT A SEC EDDIE SHUT UP A MINUTE EDDIE
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don't care
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>>70806125
>4chan is slow

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>70806095
ok
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>polish wanker comes and posts some inane shite and gets around 50 (You)s
ah hmm yes ah hmmmm yes of course very nice ahhhhh yes hmmmmmm mmmmhm I see very impressive yes hmmmm why didnt I see this before aha of course
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lads i'm drinking more and more and thinking about booking a prossie
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>>70806134
just lie then idiot
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>>70806134
>mfw sex comes up in conversation
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>>70806037
didn't know UCL was doing an MSc. in Plumbing
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>when americans hear the word spanish they immediately think of mexico

hmm
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>>70806159
thought that was cum on the thumbnail
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HOLD UP BRAVO LET THE MAN TALK
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>>70806127
Honestly Notts isn't bad. I'm from Ilkeston and even the '''edgy''' places in notts felt cool as a cucumber
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wish i had a no-socks gf
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>>70806181
>when people hear the world english they immediately think of america

hmmmm
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>british wanker comes and posts some inane shite and gets around 50 (You)s

ah hmm yes ah hmmmm yes of course very nice ahhhhh yes hmmmmmm mmmmhm I see very impressive yes hmmmm why didnt I see this before aha of course
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>>70806198
I know :^]
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long live the emperor of japan
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found a compromise between trumps muslim ban and the lefty feminists protesting it:

ban muslim men
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YO ALEX TELL ME ABOUT CHEM TRAILS
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Has anyone got life sorted out more than Joe rogan? Paid MILLIONS to talk shit with mates, smoke weed and drink. Apart from his manlet status his life must be great.
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WHOA EDDIE QUIET FOR A MINUTE WE GOT A GESTALT UP IN HERE
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>>70806209
would settle for a yank gf at this point
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like a shaved vag or a hairy vag but am absolutely disgusted by the in-between
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>>70806214
I wouldn't honestly call those "people"
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>>70806220
=)
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>>70806081
fuck no I'll be feeding off the student loan the bank gives (as long as you're a yuropoorean citizen and get into literally any uni in the uk) and hopefully maintenance loan, might need to work a few hours of Subway or something throughout the week but that's it
>>70806086
can't get rid off fleas
>>70806094
no it doesn't t
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/Poland/United-Kingdom/Crime
except for obviously firearms
>>70806100
which parts
>>70806121
where did you spend most of your life?
>>70806127
fuck
>>70806130
;_;
>>70806180
microbiology m8
equally shit l m a o
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slip inside the eye of your mind
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>>70806209
it's a shame men can't paid their nails without looking gay
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>>70806231
Not bad for the guy who used to host Fear Factor
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>>70806037
They're all safe
Just don't walk around with your wallet in your back pocket or with a wad of £20 bills in your hand and you'll be fine
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>>70806245
>where did you spend most of your life?
Manchester and Huddersfield
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>>70805515
yeah kind of, i mean it certainly gets in your head at some point doesn't it (e.g. the virgin walk)?
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all Americans are Irish
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>>70806273
>£20 bills
howdy pardner
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>>70806206
I agree. I was just super unlucky that night.
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live in london, not even a nice part, never had crime happen to me, never heard of crime happening to my mates, family or neighbours

heard of people who went to places like manchester for uni and get mugged on the first day LOL
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>>70806245
>no it doesn't t

yes it does. use a reliable source instead of shite
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>>70806245
are you a soft cunt? muggings happen yeah but there's no reason to be scared you little fanny
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>>70806247
*mumbles* *mumbles* YOU'RE MY WONDERWALL
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>>70806294
you poor, poor soul
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>>70806313
FUCK
fuck my fucking parents for making me move to Yankland when I was 6
absolutely HATE it when I accidentally let Yankisms slip in
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>>70806175
i can't lie forever

>>70806179
a while back one of my cousins started asking when i was going to get married and have a family

fucking hell
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>>70806339
hey at least they're affordable unlike certain places in the uk
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>tfw not even socially incompetent just so lazy and resentful I automatically shut down anyone who wants me to go out or do anything
Hmm ah yes interesting
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Nigga nig nigga
nigga nig nig nigga
nigga nigga nigga nigga
nigga nigga nigga niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hahahaha
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>>70806366
>she will NEVER post nudes
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need to marry that weirdo poppy sket on youtube
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wish I was a girl so I could wear cute outfits and be fashionable without looking gay
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>>70806373
fuck off racist
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QUICK DRAW
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she's electric, she's in a family full of eccentrics
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straight white male here
ask me anything
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we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children
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>>70806318
>heard of people who went to places like manchester for uni and get mugged on the first day LOL
Posh southern soft cocks stick out like a sore thumb during freshers, and they're usually absolutely smashed after finishing their 35cl bottle of Glens in ring of fire. Not to mention usually actively looking for some dodgy roadman to buy weed and dizzle from
Literally can't get a better target for a mugging
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well someone's not a fan of anzu
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business idea: radical centrism
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wish I was a girl so I could suck and fuck penises without looking gay
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>>70806433
rorke
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lefties dont seriously believe muslims share their values do they?
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wish I had a big willy
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>>70806401
reminds me i should have a wank today to take advantage of the day after heavy drinking
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>>70806476
some of them do
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>>70806433
umm it's 2017 racist x
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humanity was a mistake
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These beats are bangin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2uZyTm_w0M
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>>70806331
6ft5 with a deep ass voice
I've been in fights before (in fact I've got a broken nose I've never went to the doc about (oy veyy))
but I don't want to get stabbed by some fucko gooked up on cocaine over my phone
>>70806313
quality
>>70806273
alright thanks m8
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>>70806440
thanks for proving the north is a criminal alcoholic shithole
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You think you are wise, Mithrandir. Yet for all your subtleties, you have not wisdom. Do you think the eyes of the White Tower are blind? I have seen more than you know. With your left hand you would use me as a shield against Mordor, and with your right you would seek to supplant me. I know who rides with Theoden of Rohan. Oh, yes. Word has reached my ears of this Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and I tell you now, I will not bow to this Ranger from the North, last of a ragged house long bereft of lordship!
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>>70806457
agree with this
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>>70806362
know that feel lad

i just feel tired all the time
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>>70806457
fantastic idea
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>>70806356
>hating yourself
come home, cowboy
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my phone is so shit that I don't even mind being mugged

never carry more than £20 either
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>>70806476
it's more misguided solidarity and empathy imo

state atheism and the violent suppression of religion is the proper approach for the left
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very depressed right now
gonna do a quiet sulk while I listen to some music
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media.waronwant.org/sites/default/files/TheNewColonialism.pdf

really opens the three eyes
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>>70806514
>6ft5
that means very few people will start with you unless you're a lanklet
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>>70806433
RAHOWA
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used to think the smiths sounded shit but after listenign to a bit in a an attempt to understand the hype I've actually started to like a few

like this one especially
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0yIWtNVZ_8
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Me 2bh lads
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MURDER CAPITAL
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>>70806514
>6ft5 with a deep ass voice
so you've got nothing to worried about then, i'm pretty the same as you and i live in a shithole area
loads of muggings happen around here and i walk around on my own at night but no one even bothers to try and mug me because of how tall i am
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any1 else born in '95
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>>70806610
I knew that Windmill looked dodgy as fuck
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>>70806636
no don't think so
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>tfw 5'7, feminine voice and built like a powerbottom twink

I should just become a trap
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>>70806578
Sankara did nothing wrong
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>>70806543
nah not going to come back now lad
I'll wait a few years when I have enough money, I'll go back for a holiday
Don't think people really go on holiday to Fort Worth, but I'll pass through
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remember solid snake and sam?
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>>70806610
looks a bit pleasant and idyllic to be a murder capital 2bh

then again "murder capital" in the UK means about 2 people died there once
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>>70806607
if you dont like william it was really nothing you dont like music
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makes you ponder x
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>>70806608
the pride of Wales
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>>70806652
pics
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>>70806515
>load of pissed up rich 18 year olds fill the city every September, usually with no street sense at all
really not surprising at all senpai
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thinking of getting some sort of 'facial scrub'
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>>70806621
can confirm this and I'm 5'8
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MYYYYY

WAR
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breaking my back just to know your name
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>>70806701
it helps if you have acne or a bad skin complexion.
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>>70806686
the unpaid custodian wouldn't like them
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>>70806678
lmoa
the german dream is dead and I helped kill it
>>
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>>70806678
>>
I wish I was Henry Rollins
>>
>>70806679
nah, that's Derek the weatherman desu
that lad is behind gay Gar
>>
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>>70806678
neet
>>
>>70806701
i use 2 different ones; a neutrogena one with pink grapefruit and a loreal for men charcoal one, both of them keep my face nice when you sue them every day
>>
>>70806739
i just wanna be fresh
>>
>>70806512
Hah, we're living in a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah.
>>
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just scratching my arsehole then smelling my finger

very strong garlic odour, probably from the smoked sausage stew I had earlier... yes
>>
>>70806706
why bother trying to rob me when i might put up a fight when they can just wait another 10 minutes for a manlet runt like you to walk past
>>
>>70806678
good map tbf, would vote for this if it's a federation
>>
the killers, the smiths, and the stereophonics are the GOAT miserable pathetic sod breakup bands
>>
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Find a flaw.
>>
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Any Preston fags here?
>>
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>>70806678
business idea: re form Prussia

I foresee absolutely no way in which this could ever go wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwxCBIizQYU
>>
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Been getting harrased a lot because I'm a muslim
tfw
>>
any leeds lads here?
>>
need a tights gf pronto
>>
Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go
I want to be sedated
>>
>>70806847
rasheed
>>
>>70806816
I'm also 5 foot wide, I'm literally unrobbable
>>
getting this weird feeling when i think about london
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Yi7fqWn8E

PHWOAR
>>
is t' 'chon VERY slow for anyone else
it's taking acting up for anyone else?

some pictures are taking donkeys years to load and then others are loading in an instant, and they're roughly the same size and filetype
>>
>>70806853
I went to university there
bit of a shithole but it was fun
>>
>>70806847
then post some pictures of muslim lasses then
>>
>>70806826
austria is climbing off the map
>>
>>70806827
*raises hoof*
>>
>>70806868
what's it like? a pounding sensation in the anus no doubt x
>>
>>70806669
alri audrey
>>
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>>70806827
I go to uni there
>>
>>70806867
alri squarelad
>>
>>70806872
blimey
>>
February fourth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
>>
>>70806826
norwich is on the map
>>
>>70806867
alri spongebob
>>
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>>70806881
>>70806866
You hajiniggers will find the light of Allah soon, Salam
>>
>>70806907
nah
>>
hey ho lets go hey ho lets go
>>
>>70806958
dont believe you
>>
>>70806865
Burnout 3 lad!
>>
>>70806826
the problem with making 'muh perfect europe' maps is i don't want germany OR poland to exist
>>
>>70806788
If Mesut Ozil were a farmer he'd be Mesut Wurzel
>>
>>70806980
well I'm not audrey
>>
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>>70806804
you used to sausage up your arsehole?
>>
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>>70806955
nah
>>
fancy a girl lads
>>
>>70806826
The landmass formerly known as Germany still exists.
>>
Spotify Mixes:
>Yellowcard, Shinedown, Hinder, etc
>Bonnie Tyler, Van Halen, Rush, etc
>Foals, Biffy Clyro, Arctic Monkeys
>Ministry, Killing Joke, Metallica
>Bastille, The Wanted, Lilly Allen
>Jarrod Alonge, Set It Off, Beartooth

Or suggest a different playlist lads
>>
>>70807040
do tell :3
>>
>>70806983
never played it
>>
>>70806903
I just think about how the cockneys no longer exist

how all those weird tourist traps were once legitimate pubs or whatever.

What it must have been like to go around london whilst it was still all in-tact.

those weird feelings as you go through the city on a sunday and it's dead or you go to southwark and it's a weird mix of architecture or you go to somewhere like marylebone and you think peopel once unironically lived here.
>>
>>70807018
whatever you say, audrey
>>
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>>70806955
>>
>>70807040
haven't had this feeling in a quite a while despite having a gf I really liked
>>
>>70807053
could your music taste BE any blander?
>>
>>70807035
commies were literally massive jews
>>
>>70807077
maybe the best post ever
>>
>>70807040
me too x
>>
Right now ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
I am an anti-Christ
I am an anarchist
>>
https://youtu.be/Y7AXizmhgi0

WTF trump isn't so bad now
>>
>>70806955
>>70806847
question though, can a non muslim like myself marry a muslim woman?
>>
>>70807071
people do unironically live there

had a classmate who lived in a flat in marylebone when i went to uni
>>
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>I am an anti-Christ
>I am an anarchist
>>
>>70807071
So basically what all european cities used to be like before the 40s
>>
>>70807040
bender, please get out
>>
>>70807071
mate, londoners have always felt like that. gentrification has been a thing there for the last couple of hundred years.
>>
>>70807062
she wears glasses
>>
>>70807127
if they're strict, no
but if they're normal, yes
>>
>>70807094
Could your country be any blander?
>>
>Northern Ireland isn't in Britain
>They still call themselves British

REALLY makes me think
>>
>>70807127
no but a muslim lad can marry a christian or jewish (lol) woman
>>
>>70807156
doxx trap
>>
>>70807102
>jehovah being crushed alongside other gods

hmmmm ah yes
>>
i have failed as a human
>>
>>70807169
Part of the BRITISH Isles you mong.
>>
>>70807127
there's a woman-run mosque in denmark that does it
>>
>unironically listening to the sex pistols
underage 2bh
>>
>>70807182
theory or practical test?
>>
>>70807181
>t golkdensstheitn
>>
>>70807203
decent craic tonight
>>
>>70807136
fob
>>70807145
london is more relevant than any european city
>>70807149
truuu~<3
>>
>>70807190
doesn't fucking matter

So's the Republic.
Nobody over there calls themselves British.

You know what?
Give me your address.
I'm going to beat the shit out of you for being so asinine.
>>
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>a woman-run mosque in denmark
>>
so whats the deal with jews I kinda like them in fairness ngl
>>
Can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire
Don't touch me I'm a real live wire
>>
>>70807190
then why don't irish call themselves british???
>>
London calling to the far away towns
>>
>>70807245
i like them too

much better than goyim
>>
Djing tonight at some tiny shit pub tonight, 6 old men and some girl. The old men want Neil diamond, the girl wants clubland and has thrown a tantrum because I wouldn't drive the few customers out with her shit music.
>>
>>70807203
i mean i have failes my theory test 9 times but i mean generally im a failure
>>
>>70807202
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
THE FASCIST REGIME
>>
https://twitter.com/Charlot11800311/status/827263723744096256
>>
>>70807248
PSYCHO KILLER
>>
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>>70807260
see pic
>>
>>70807275
post desk
>>
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>i'm a socialist
>>
>>70807263
me in the far away towns:
*checks number calling*
*ignores it*
>>
>someone naively refers to Ireland as part of the british isles
>a generation later an aussie is born without an uncle

makes me think
>>
I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
>>
>>70807231
bit sad inside now reddit flagging is dead 2bh
>>
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>>70807106
thanks
>>
>>70807340
VERY good post
>>
Darling you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
>>
top notch craic tonight
also lads, how do you pronounce craic
is it like "crack" or like "crayk"
>>
>>70807415
crack
>>
>>70807415
crack
>>
>>70807313
>liberals
>socialists

pick one dunce
>>
>>70807340
Ireland is part of the British Isles though.
>>
>>70807415
shersh
>>
https://youtu.be/Y7AXizmhgi0
>>
>>70807415
foy
>>
Tell me an interesting joke, chums.
>>
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>when one of your mates found a top urban dictionary entry
>>
Please post slags. I forgot to wank before turning my computer off
>>
>>70807483
im english pls no bully
>>
>>70807455
so? black people are technically niggers but you don't refer to them as that when you're in brixton
>>
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>>70807447
>>70807449
>>
>>70807470
god yank politics is so shit

>vote for the red capitalist party!
>no vote for the blue one!
>>
>>70807525
>>70807525
>>70807525
>>70807525
>>70807525
>>
>>70807455
>claims something
>posts literally NO proof
bet you're a round-earther
>>
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>>70807527
>>
Father wears his Sunday best
Mother's tired she needs a rest
>>
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>>70807527
oh right because there's astronomical differences between labor and the tories
>>
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>>70807451
>socialist education


>pakis
>>
:3
>>
i want a gf this year
>>
>>70805495
my sources down at sony say itll be roughly another 2.5 to 3.5 years

watch out for augmented reality
>>
>>70805650
thats just beautiful
>>
>>70806899
Be broud
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