/brit/

conductor won't like this

Think i might just ask posh girl to come for a pint this week
hope i don't fuck it up lads

>>70801857
you know all those 2 story 2-up 2-downs that litter the landscape outside the centre of pretty much any british city?

if you allowed the freeholders to build whatever they pleased, many of them would take advantage of higher land value and build taller, denser buildings with more units in them

others would simply sell to developers who would do the same

that way people would keep building until the price of housing fell enough that it wasn't economical anymore

by allowing anyone to build you have the least monopolistic environment which means big landowners/developers can't just sit on supply and push prices up that way

a larger part of british cities would start looking more like prewar inner-city london, but with more modern buildings of course

how is my german synthwave bf

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>johnny Islam

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business idea: paternoster

Planning is designed to keep development sustainable and fair.

really like London in all honesty 2bh lads

we're not top dog at a lot of things nowadays but at least we can reasonably claim to have the greatest city on the earth.

hope we can gentrify it up a bit more after brexit

>>70802061
why doesn't he just pray to his god to fix it

>>70802019
hmm

so what you're suggesting is some sort of free market economy shindig?
okay that could work

Utterly seething atm lads, every time I go into work the cleaning lady has fucked up some part of my desk, on Thursday she put all my sticky notes in a pile and didn't put them back and yesterday she put my phone, I shit you not, atop a lamp

really like grimsby in all honesty 2bh lads

we're not top dog at a lot of things nowadays but at least we can reasonably claim to have the greatest city on the earth.

hope we can gentrify it up a bit more after brexit

>>70802019
>no monopolies if we just embraced free market

yea don't believe you somehow x

>>70802062
One in Sheffield

>>70802079
london is fucking fantastic

top notch city. looks and feels like a real modern european city, and its only getting better

Heaviest UK hip-hop track in decades

https://soundcloud.com/user-621937260/ocean-wisdom-o-kiddi-k-feat-remus

Why does /brit/ love blood dragon so much? It seems like every one in three threads has this image.

>>70802090
sort of, yeah

similar to how it works in Japan or how people built cities before the wars and the invention of things like zoning, town planning, and modernist urban ideas

>>70802128
>hip hop
not a fan

RUPERT!!!

>>70802129
it's just this german that does it

i read about some nootropic here and i've forgotten the name
it had the double effect of being a nootropic and reducing anxiety. I think it was maybe in green tea or something?

>>70802158
kratom

>>70802135
>pre war economics
don't really prefer gross inequality

>>70802158
meth?

>>70802143
I respect your different taste in music. I don't like anime theme tunes so there we are

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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-38863545

>Instead of the traditional "Glory be to the father, and to the son, and the Holy Spirit" the prayer offered was: "Fabeness be to the Auntie, and to the Homie Chavvie, and to the Fantabulosa Fairy".

>>70802158
nootropics are unironically a jewish instrument

>>70802158
krokodil

>>70802158
Cocaine

>>70802158
nevermind, found it
L-Theanine
thanks for all your HILARIOUS answers though lads, top quality very funny

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Literally took me 15 fucking hours to download 1.4gb this better be worth it

why is it such a bad thing to be white?

>>70802238
Could NOT be arsed edging for 15 hours.

>>70802247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erg1UXGB0wE

>pay for 50mbps
>get 10mbps

ah virgin media .

Anyone want to sing a duet with me?

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that feel when no gf

>>70802183
what is it with aussies and ice

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north greenwich redevelopment

>>70802110
no such thing as a natural monopoly

NOOTROPICS AND MARIJUANA ARE UNIRONICALLY JEWISH INSTRUMENTS IN KEEPING THE GOY CHAINED

At my sisters 21st a bit bored lol

i have nothing to contribute

>>70802325
>>70802325
2% of the australian population is addicted to ice

>>70802202
Top kek, what the fuck does this even mean?

>>70802368
pics of girls

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stop calling me a crypto nazi

Wish games were still server based and not all this matchmaking shite

>>70802368
how big are her chebs lad

>>70802356
what about when there are extremely high fixed costs of distribution, such as exist when large-scale infrastructure is required to ensure supply.

>>70802325
there's something in our culture where meth seems like a really good idea to any cunt at any age hahaha like 50 year old cunts start using it and get hooked hahahahaha

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>>70802265
could probably have found better quality online 2bh

>>70802360
I'll chain you to my instrument you bent fucking subroutine

elon musk is a good good lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suerC7wT1Uk
post dystopian civil-unrest lifting music lads

>>70802417
you need an english bf? xx

>>70802368
pics x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ-sTTtnY20

>>70802443
literally just found it in 1080p on a generic porn streaming site

>>70802477
Depends how good you look in a dress

post bangers, choons, smash hits, corkers, dingers and flavour pieces

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>tfw every time i go clubbing someone asks what im on and i'm not on anything i'm just a spastic mong

>>70802520
just joking you fucking BENDER
>>70802527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwZ0RiCECQA

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>>70802503
LOL nah it's all about the anticipation mate, you gotta experience it downloading

>>70802443
crypto-nonce.

>>70802527
this >>70802474

>>70802527
>post bangers
*posts your mum*

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>>70802520

>>70802477
I do pls

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>>70802238

funny how they go from being so nervous in their first gangbang to happily shoving 3 cocks in their arse at once

>>70802412
crypto fascist

But really lads. How much sex do normies get on average if they aren't in a relationship in a week?

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me: the Eunice aphroditois
you: the fish
what happens: me drawing you in to give me (you)s

>>70802627
looking good mate

Nial Horan's song "This Town" is top tier

A daring synthesis of styles borrowed from Ed Shereen and the Beatles

>>70802657
3-4 times a day

Joe Rogan is actually a good podcast

anybody here play poker?

>>70802527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kwK7Fj1vPc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zltMFG3yGCc

post industrial CHOONS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlPDMQLr7NY

need an irish bf

weird question lads, can you bring a bike into mcdonalds

>>70802474

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1hD23flfzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELw7cOdAkDw

>>70802443
always suspicious of """"legal""""porno.com

how do you tell if a girl is nervous vs not interested? inb4 you're ugly, I've gotten 10/10 ratings on /soc/ so fuck off

Why do American roads and pavements look nicer than ours?

>>70802693
what kind lad

>>70802729
;)

>>70802668
Bobbit worms are fucking terrifying.

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>>70802657

normie girls have 3-4 fuckbuddies on the go

>>70802751
fucking NICE mate

>Janny only banned me from /int/ for spamming this time, not all boards.

He really is useless. I won't spam tonight because I don't think he's on right now, but expect some spamming tomorrow.

>>70802820
rancid

need an irish "b"f

>>70802774
tarmac melts in high temperatures so they don't use it

>>70802648
wrong mate, FOUR cocks (4on1)
2 in the arse 1 in cunt and one in mouth at one point kek, and yea shes a bit more of a mess

>>70802769
pics

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>>70802789
Me: the horsehair worm
You: the big insect thing
pictured: me leaving after draining you of (you)s

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Anyone else feel like they don't take themselves seriously enough?

The absolute state of British architecture lads. We really do look like a third world country

any rudeboys in?

>>70802899
what are you talking about, british architecture is great

>>70802899
This is why London is so nice

Massive victorian city

>>70802827
Wait, what the fuck, I think he actually lifted the ban half way through. What a melt.

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>>70802474
>>70802751

nothing really matters

How many girls do you think Zayn Malik has shagged

>>70802902
aye

>>70802899
we really don't. have you even seen a third world country

>>70802859

I've got a video where she has 3 in the arse, it's questionable if you can say the third one is truly inside though

>>70802932
i got a warning from him yesterday for a joke post which one of you runts reported
NOT a fan

>>70802902
me x

>>70802966
>>70802859
>>70802648
>>70802238
Ahh yes, this is the life our ancestors fought for

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>>70802902

>>70802657
girls >2
lads <=1

Who /sillybilly/ here?

xvideos broken for anyone else?

>>70802945
guarantee i lift more than you you little worm

>>70803016
Mummy called me a twizzlestick earlier. Does that count?

yamero!

dropped your gay haha x

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoHt5b5amC4

tune

>>70803049
It's fine for me.

>>70803066
would clean your clock

>>70803067
*places open gob at the bottom of the slide ready to receive feet*

alri lads i posted two gifs from the scary nature thread on /wsg/ and now i can't look at it any more cos it's freaking my nut out
so that gimmick is over now

>>70803005

they would be insanely jealous if they knew the acts of depravity we've seen on the internet

>>70803064
your mum twizzled my stick earlier

>>70803081
*picks you up*

>>70803067
*spreads my arse cheeks at the bottom*

is defacing war memorials an appropriate way of celebrating the freedoms they died to defend?

>>70803089
Might have a look at this image

whats with attractive czech lasses going into porn these days?

>>70803067
nonce twat

>>70803105
nonce twat

>"Leck mich im Arsch" (literally "Lick me in the arse") is a canon in B-flat major composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, K. 231 (K. 382c), with lyrics in German. It was one of a set of at least six canons probably written in Vienna in 1782.[1] Sung by six voices as a three-part round, it is thought to be a party piece for his friends.

hmm classical music is really highbrow

why yes i enjoy watching niggers run around a field and occasionally score a goal

got called a nobflosser in whsmith in bracknell

>>70803123
My face vid is of a Czech lass trying to get pregnant in a gangbang. She is peng as fuck

>>70803005
she's Czech or Slovakian so yea she wouldn't be around if we hadn't sorted Adolf out

not speaking to anybody in this thread

don't like a single one of you

>>70803118
no, why do you ask

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz8jVyRDcBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz8jVyRDcBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz8jVyRDcBo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz8jVyRDcBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz8jVyRDcBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz8jVyRDcBo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz8jVyRDcBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz8jVyRDcBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz8jVyRDcBo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz8jVyRDcBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz8jVyRDcBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz8jVyRDcBo

>>70803244
but i love you!

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>>70803257
Hello, fellow radical centrist.

>>70802474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epuga2JoF8A

>>70803250
what about not observing the minute silence

asking for a friend

what does a radical centrist look like anyway

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FUCK j k rowling

>>70803278
nah this is not the one

https://www.instagram.com/genderless_nipples/

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only thing i hate more than a libertarian leftist is an authoritarian leftist

radical """"centrists"""" need not apply

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Deep

locked into mistajam playing some grime on radio1 lads

>>70803123
dunno but it's good

love the czech streets

>>70803294
Liiiike THIS
*dons trenchcoat*
*turns cross upside down*

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>>70803294

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>>70803337

>>70803337

this is actually me

my intellect is a burden.

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would send task force into sandwich islands/10

what is /brit/ drinking?
voddy and coke personally

/brit/ how do I cure my yellow fever?

>>70803454
water

>>70803441
need a gf with tits and vagina

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>>70803336
Good, get fucked.

What Never?
No Never
What Never?
Hardly Ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebn0FgXobDA
if i had the whole world... i would sell it and buy you something nice :) love you baby x

>>70803464
grow up
is this you phimo you pathetic mong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbLStokQVtY

Did /brit/ like his latest album?

>>70803454

bender

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Reminder scots are not people

>>70802956
Between 50-100 maybe? Difficult to say. On the one hand he could easily shag a different bird every night if he wanted to but then you probably get bored shagging randos with no emotional connection.

>>70803505
it's not phimo it's blown up uncle

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rorkes out

https://twitter.com/Cjukes26/status/827899152487108608

Poor Ty :[

>>70803505
Nah it's Dazza mate.

>>70803576
are you >>70803563
tell us about your bender of an uncle

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>>70803572

>film didn't end with them embracing inside the autodoc

what a piece of shit

>dad does a political spectrum test
>he's in the centre

ah yes my dad the radical centrist

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>qt replied to me asking her out for drinks with "yeah sure, depends on who you're out with"
ive fucked it, havent i lads
I'M A CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
I'M A WEEEEEEEEEIRDO

Business idea we start posting cute pakis

>>70803646
>just u and i sweetheart :))
Do it

>do aussie test
>Q: was your bender uncle blown up by the IRA?
>A: No

results came back negative

>girls literally eject blood and gore out of their fannies for multiple days every month
how can anyone love these vial creatures?

>>70803472
what's the website for this again?
i'm FINALLY going to do it, predicting bottom right purple section radical centrist

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*eats soup in bed*

Whats with those vans which spew literal black shit from the exhaust that leaves everyone in a mile radius scattering

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>>70803675

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[typing]
i can only mate in water so yea we would both be pretty wet lol. do u like hairy guys or

>>70803718
>predicting bottom right purple
FOB

>>70803718
political compass

what's your 5k time

>tfw cute tall paki girl in my class but afraid to ask her out because I am an atheist

Been watching a few episodes of "Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away!"

fucking grim

>>70803740
need a pet capybara

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>>70803675
>>70803739
excellent idea lads

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>>70803772
>I am an atheist

What a thrill

>>70803737
thats a yoghurt

Why do some normies like to suddenly pretend they are posh even though they are from lower class backgrounds?

>>70803702
NOT doing this mate, i'm not a spacker
is there any chance of recovering, though. Like is it possible she's just nervous or am i fully fucked

business idea: we'll all put to and create the Radical Centrist Party

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>I'm religious

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Why the hell don't we do this lads...Sounds like a cracking idea

pretty much 100% listen to european rappers nowadays, can't understand what they're saying but their flow and beats are invariably better than american stuff plus when you look up the translations their verses are much better too

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>>70803772
just tell her you'll have a traditional paki wedding and you can stick the pics on fb and get a ton of likes cos your wedding was extra special compared to the same old christian wedding crap

how much of a fucking commie do you have to be to get on the left, there aren't THAT many economic questions

did you seriously disagree with "people with money should be able to access higher quality health care"?

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T H I C C

the liberal democrats are the thinking man's (also known as radical centrist's) party

>>70803846
i'm in

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bit cold out

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>

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irish

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>>70803902

Business idea: rival political parties do gang-type violence on each other in 30s Europe

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>>70803947

weather

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well good morning

Is Kev the signature gimmick of /brit/? Like our Mickey Mouse or Mario?

>>70803947
*like in 30s Europe

>>70803992
no and yes

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>>70803888

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kon-Tiki_expedition

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h-hey

so tired

so tired

but on the other hand i had a nice dinner
nice
look all gone
all gone

so tomorrow i have to drive to dublin
dublin of all places

i hate it

i hate driving around the m50
hate it

and that new
mohaiio
motorway
on the way up to dublin
god its so long
hate it
well
tis alright like
but
'tis nowt'n to look at

but on the other hand its to go to the airport
dont mind thish

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The gf

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rudd was the best australian prime minister

fyi

>>70803947
we aren't that lucky yet mate, could see it happening in the US though

>game going good
>suddenly bigkev joins and my team get stomped

highimpactsexualviolence.jpg

>>70804014
braaaaaaaap

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rate my view no dox pls

>>70803856
what's the benefit of it? it works for a jury i guess but you also have the judge whos an expert

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>>70803947
that was more 20s than 30s

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>>70803739
>>70803675
come on the im fucking waiting

>>70804028
harper was the best canadian pm

>>70804028
can't think of a single think any aussie prime minister has done, utterly irrelevant """country"""

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>>70804099

>>70804113
first try

>>70804051
where is this?

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so pretty

>>70804070
imagine whites literally shooting at each other in the streets like chicago nigs over politics. howling at the mere thought of it.

>>70804126
first try

>>70804051
comfy/10

Do normies listen to Drake in the UK

is Callum the runtiest name imaginable?

>>70804179

>>70804051
random playground/rides
russia/10

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me on the right

>>70804172
Azad actually

Note - If you aren't British-Asian, you won't get this epic joke

>>70804172
Joe

>>70804152
Normies and patricians, yea

>>70804152
of course

need a British-Asian gf

can't be the only person who thought the guy from vsauce was gay

>>70804172
Wtf that's my name (DONT dox me)

Business Concept: epithets for nationalities / ethnicities based on vegetables / fruits

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>>70804234

>>70804066
No need for elections, so an end to continually appealing to voters and popularity contests.

Why are non-white girls so much better?

White women are cancer

Top five cities in UK
1. Edinburgh
2. Glasgow
3. Cardiff
4. Swansea
5. Belfast

>>70804266
what else is there exept beaners and potatos

>>70804235
he's not? assumed he was a gay incel

>>70804272
post more gyal dem

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me 5'9" on the left

>>70804320
got to laugh at edinburgh mongs who boost about their city and do their significant activities in glasgow haha

>>70804172
All the Jordans and Dylans I know are runts.

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>>70804351

>>70804272
would finger all of their bums

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hmm maybe i am a leftie after all then? don't really care for politics much but i voted for brexit and hate pakis 2bh

>>70804394
if you like the smell of half digested curry

Is it bad I've been coughing like a smoker since September?

>>70804321
ricers, krauts, curry-muncher, frogs,

I don't usually do this unless I'm drunk or I'm high

But I'm both right now

>>70804396
Mate most people don't know what the political left and right even means, they just think left = pro immigration, right = racists.

>>70804114
Denver
>>70804191
It's an amusement park

>>70804427
>frog
>fruit/vegetable

>>70804394
imagine all them dark pussies though 'kin 'ell

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tecaxic-Calixtlahuaca_head

>>70804434
CHOOOOOOOOON
both right now atm so gonna put it on

dear lad who said he would murder my cat:
please apologise

>>70804396
I got similar, but slightly less left. Not even that left wing, can only imagine what kind of morons get anything other than central

>>70804444
good digits
i'm one of those people, i just hate delusional lefties and turbororkes

>>70804497
The kind of people who lead the world to the state it's in now, can't be reasoned with.

>>70804418
you prolly have asthma

>>70804497
i felt like i was only clicking agree or disagree on everything so had to include some strongly agrees/disagrees in there

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me and the gf

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hungry but i can't really be bothered to leave the house for food

>>70804636

>>70804623
justeat.kraut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipz9NTF3WYI

>>70804497
>anyone who isn't a moderate is a moron
read a book

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>>70804463

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i hate pakis and kikes

i do not derive pleasure from watching niggers kick balls around fields

Looks like all the normies have disappeared lads, time to get /comfy/.

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>la la land

>>70804710
bender

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>read a book

i suggest this

>>70804756
read beaver towers mate

>>70804746
>La La Lad

Now there's a film I would watch

>>70804744
some of us went out last night and are staying in tonight haha
shan't be escaping me

>>70804469
GOOD lad

tell me your most esoteric masturbation story

I once tried to simulate a titwank using two oiled water balloons but one burst in the act and completely soaked my mattress lmao

and you???????

currently awkwardly sitting in silence in a pub with my mate

kinda neat that fruits come in their own packaging

Here's a redpill lads: modern """"democracy""""" is a farce, it isn't true democracy. Only through sortition can we achieve democracy. We live in an oligarchy.

>>70804843
fucked myself up the shitter with an empty Heineken bottle

>>70804623
Same I might order dominos

>>70804843
once had a wank on a countryside lane as i was walking early in the morning cos i was bored so i thought i would just touch my willy as i went to keep myself entertained
also once came on my ex gfs face and broke her ps3 at the same time

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>>70804776
Bloody normoids, well whatever, treat yourself lad.

>>70804843
tried using my cats's arse as a masturbation device when i was 10

someone wank me off

>>70804882
>the statue of liberty represents the right for any backwards mud people to emigrate to the USA no questions asked
ummmm no sweetie

>>70804891
usually order dominos (or paki pizza) most saturday nights but i've turned a new corner this week
4lbs lost in 4 days so far

>>70804891
wish we had dominos here

please fuck me daddy

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>>70804396
>>70804196
'kin 'ell i look like some libertarian memer

had 2 mayo chickens from maccy ds

and one of the burger king equivalent

jury is still out on which is better, but i'm leaning towards mcD's

wonder if a girl has ever masturbated to the thought of me

just been whacking my genital area like I usually do when i'm bored but ended up giving my right testicle a more brutal knock than I intended

>>70804951
Don't you have pizza hut?

>>70805023
yeah mate

was thinking about the ammount of force i've generated wanking over the years
if the force from every stroke was added up, i reckon it'd be enough energy to knock a house down easily, at least as much energy as some sort of bomb

>>70804882
"we're telling you, everything bad we said is coming true!"