/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

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Do you guys like Danny Brown?

>>70796965
Fun is for manchildren

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REMINDER!

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>>70797007
pls god no more. politics pls.
>>70796507
i posted no lo se rick meme with this pic

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reminder.

>>70797065

jokes on you, I dont have a car OR an apartment

Friendly reminder that the Pats are going to win

>>70797007
the goverment is a contract I will not honor

>>70797110
No they aren't

>>70797041
yeah, he's pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iNkE09s6kA

>>70797041

AE was bretty gud

>>70797164
LOL!

>>70797007
So , how does the week-end looks to you guys ?

Me ? I am getting out to a music festival.

>>70797068

can you understand his accent?

https://twitter.com/cristobalsoria/status/827907584036392961

Childhood is idolizing Prussia and the German Reich
Adulthood is realizing that complete and utter annihilation of Germans just always made more ense

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>tfw you are the only /cum/ nation that can have AKs

>>70797195
yes

>>70797190
AOTY for my last year.

>>70797218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX3Qt_63CjA

Ok.

Is just that andaluces and chileans have the worst accents in spanish.

Presenting INDIA's First Non-Alcoholic Party anthem sung by Shraey Khanna. Hath mei Daru nahi is aimed at creating a party mood without glorifying alcohol, drugs, cars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5paHuyRYgq0

>>70797239

>not 22, a a million

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>>70797288
HIGH
ENERGY
Also wew, hitler dubs

>>70797202
>senpai
>bottle with chinese characters

Therefore this never happened

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why the fuck does it have to snow so much

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>>70797382
what

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Are you all watching AOTY?

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>>70797430

of course

Getting a 3DS today lads.

Other than Pokemon and SSB4, which games should I get?

>>70797421
you're making shit up I onto you

>>70797382
>chinese characters
>の visible

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who remember

>>70797348
I'm straight.

Bane?

>>70797483

DKCR 3D
OoT/MM 3D
Mario kart 7
AC: NL
super mystery dungeon
Kirby Planet robobot
Yoshi's wooly world

also, hack your 3DS

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>>70797476
>generic ecchi trash 2017

>better than rule63 magical aryan loli hitler

Did anyone save those screenshots of the Americans getting triggered from seeing a little girl's flat chest?
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/62291868/#62298482

>>70797587

theres no ecchi in GD

>>70797516
AHHHHHHH I do !

LEAF IN HEEELLLLLL

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>>70797488
it's japanese brand milk tea dumb leaf
we bought it at the train station

>>70797587
over FUCING RATED

>>70797704
>fedoraposting wrong

>>70797483
Super Mario 64 DS
Tetris (we can play online)

alright think i have digested my taqitos loqitos enough, time to open a beer

>>70797793
overated and overused. just like that anime

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>canadian mascots

>>70797793
wh*te "people"

>>70797851
Poor dog, those evil leafy guys, they have to clubb to death everything they see.

>>70797884

no lesbianism in GD either

jannys afoot

>hehe white man cant jump
>OH BOY BUT IF I SAY ALL NIGGERS ARE INFERIOR AND SHOULD BE EXTERMINATED IM RACIST

why do white people do this?

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>>70797974

I just saved 1500 USD, not including flying tickets which country or city could i live in for a month with that budget?
I'm planning on some central Europe country like Czech republic, Poland or Austria

>>70798085
they suffer from aspergers

>>70798172
nobody likes central europe

>>70798172
you can stay at my place if you make taquitos

>>70798250
Poland is Eastern European. What the Polacks say does not matter.

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you have a moral obligation to physically remove marxists

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>https://www.buzzfeed.com/tracyclayton/how-and-why-and-what-for?utm_term=.sbdQOzLj7#.otMa8mRYP

really makes me think

>>70798250
Watch your whore mouth, ese , i would kill to go to Budapest ,Poland , and Romania.

German media is reporting that American people are disappointed in Melania Trump not being a more visible, more active First Lady.
It has only been two weeks since the inauguration and she's living with Barron in New York.

It smells like fake news blown out of proportion.

>>70798317
wtf i hate white people now

>>70798317
>buzzfeed

What are you doing

>>70798327

If you wanna see white people living in poverty just go to sierra madre occidental.

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>>70798292

are you keeping uncle joe's dream of a commie free america alive?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwGs9vKm9SY

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>>70798317
>buzzfeed makes him think

speed kills you know

>>70798369
>Sierra Madre mentioned

very popular song in Germany

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vio5WpEfwqU

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>>70798367

Are you afraid of the truth?

>>70798351
No one should ever give a fuck what a first lady does

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>>70798317
I don't read fake news.

>>70798369
Nah , i better go to Jalisco or Monterrey if i want to see "white" poor people.

But in all seriousness, there are pretty good stuff to see and do in eastern europe, just is not for every fag out there.

>>70798427
Thats the same question Jeb! Bush ask himself every day since last election.

>>70798373
>a cowboy is called a caballero
>cowboys are called vaqueros (hence buckaroo)

MMMM, no wonder americans are so ignorant.

>>70798467
>jalisco & monterrey
>white

lol have you ever been to those places.

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>Why yes, I quite enjoy blocking people having a good time fedoraposting in a shitpost general

>>70798427
More afraid of suits who pay money to would be losers to write click bait articles for maximum ad revenue, and also pay some dork from sinaloa to post it on MY /cum/

If I was president of USA I would have a First Lady from every single state.

Would bang one every week and switch them out every year.

50 First Ladies. Think about it.

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>>70798533

>a polygamist being elected president

>>70798533
I got hoes in different area codes (Pussy Poppin' On A Hand Stand)

>>70798519
Well yeah , there ARE pretty "white" people on those places , maybe if you want really hardcore-whiteness, you should go to Chihuahua and ask for the Menonitas (amish farmers). Those guys are the definition of white as chalk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XsfznLzVWI

just shitposted
AMA

>>70798597
Mennonites are not Amish

>>70798560
We have one right now.

>>70798560
They would all be either Chinese or Japanese
>>70798574
Me too. I got bros and hoes in different area codes!

>>70798533
Weren't some barons during the middle ages making a law where they had the right to take teh virginity of every virgin girl in their demense?

I'm going out now, buds
See ya later

>>70798665

you dont know what a polygamist is, do you

>>70798636
Sorry , my mistake , amish-like farmers. They keep to themselves pretty isolated but are regarded as the best farmers in Mexico. They make delicious cookies and chesse.

>>70798250
fack u, I love central Europe.
>>70798260
I don't think i could get descent tortilla in Germany, I could make you some tamales or birria tho. I unironically have thought about this, been chatting with a polish girl and a couple of Czechs and they all have agreed on receiving me.

Tell me about SSDs, /cum/

>>70798725
Make torillas, then. It's not hard

>>70798597
Where are you from?

>>70798681
Only the corrupt and unscrupulous ones did.

The noble and true successors to the royal monarch were the honest aristocratic elites. Integrity 1337.

>>70798734
A solid-state drive (SSD, also known as a solid-state disk[1][2][3]) is a solid-state storage device that uses integrated circuit assemblies as memory to store data persistently. SSD technology primarily uses electronic interfaces compatible with traditional block input/output (I/O) hard disk drives (HDDs), which permit simple replacements in common applications.[4] Additionally, new I/O interfaces, like SATA Express and M.2 have been designed to address specific requirements of the SSD technology.

how the fuck do you even come up with shit like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngcY-iLbJYc

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Reminder

>>70798893

Im hoping for this

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>if you complain about immigration remember who was in the US first

How'd that work out for the Indians?

Why do shitlibs constantly push for "progressive" change but when it comes to borders they want 15th century?

Leftism is truly a mental disorder

>>70798861
tism

>>70798964

so if the new immigrants can overpower the natives, everythings ok?

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why are menonites so cute lads.

Once i bought something from a lady and she was super ashamed when i told her to keep the change and refused it.

she probably wanted my d desu.

>>70798725
yeah you can do couch surfing i guess

visit the ukraine
currency is in shite and a first grade hooker is like 350 pesos

>>70798893
Literally not a single person I know likes the Patriots. Even the people who don't really like ATL are still pulling for them

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>>70798893
Tom Terrific is our guy

Super Bowl is gonna be a shit show by the way.

>always here that mexicans in lahated black people
>thought it was bullshit
>watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xrFiHjSV6M
wtf i love mexicans now

>>70798893
tom needs to lose. fuck him
>>70799030
sinoloa anon is a pedophile...

>>70799087
Mexicans are some of the most racist people. They just know how to hide it and when to strike.

>>70799130
i knew they were but not like that

Do Mexicans really look like rats?

>>70799030
Jesus Christ, what kind of horrifying thing is that?

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>american photographers

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>>70798861
>all those furries in the comments

>>70799130
>>70799087

We only hate blacks because we want white american senpai to notice us : 3

>>70799193
only those in polanco
the average mexican looks like a westernized version of mainland Chinese.

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>/cum/

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>>70799311
>you will never lay on the chair bed Constanza laid in half naked

Rooting against the Patriots this year means you hate America. Brady and Belicheck are Trump guys.

You can hate them again next year.

>>70799311

what we have here is some...ill conceived...mail order pornography ring

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>>70797041
Probably my favorite active rapper ATM, AE was my AOTY last year.
He also seems like a loveable cool guy

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>>70799193

we kinda do desu.

>>70799000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A

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what did she mean by this?

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>how do you want your display system?

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>Planned Parenthood raises up millions every election for democratic party
>doesn't get its way one time
>raises up millions again for some bogus legal battles that wont help the program getting completely gutted
wew

i always knew that california was the weebist state.

>>70799311
I got a big boy ban for this image once

careful mejico

>>70799543
stupid nerd
give me your lunch money

eli5: planet parenthood

>>70799659
politicized as fuck organization that provides reproductive services for women not limited to abortions and pregnancy information.

>>70799702

now explain me why i always read it as planet instead of planned.

>>70799756
you're dyslexic

>>70799606
dope

>>70799756
space aliens

abortion is baby murder

>>70799542
She meant to stop uploading your super pixelated shit as pngs.

>>70799835
That you're paying for

>lelelele muh brady supported muh gay president!!!!1!1!!!! so if you hate him you hate america!!!11!!! xDDDxDD
/pol/ is the cancer that is killing /cum/

>>70799606
>raises up millions again for some bogus legal battles that wont help the program getting completely gutted

I don't understand. Are they trying to shut themselves down or...?

gonna buy some normie clothes. what do you guys want

>>70799870
>implying I pay taxes
The President doesn't, why should I?

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>>70799871

>>70799871
nou

>>70799905
*Arrests you*

>>70799896

a gf

>>70799756
you cant fucking write

>>70799896

im in love with those giant pretzels with oil and those big ass grains of salt that they sell at every mall.

last summer i bought one every day, and i spent like 3 weeks in the us.

>>70799962
*grabs your pussy*

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Can /cum/ recommend me some good MMOs where I can get lots of friends?

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>>70800006

runesc-

>>70797215
Aren't those common in Mexico?

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>>70800006
>recommend me some good MMOs
>good
>MMOs
does not compute

>>70799970
hahaha

HAHAHA

>>70800005
*Moans in Mexican*

>>70800006
Outside

>>70800006
outside. some of it's good, some of it's really bad. it's a bit tough, but can be very rewarding

I gave up a few years ago though, but I did enjoy it when I played it

>>70797738
>Super Mario 64 DS
That game really needs a 3DS version, the lack of analog control ruined it.

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>>70799871
>you will never be this mad and fag

>>70799973

neither cant you dumbass.

>>70800054
iep.

CON CUERNO DE CHIVO Y BAZOOKA EN LA NUCA VOLANDO CABEZAS A QUIEN SE ATRAVIESA SOMOS SANGUINARIOS LOCOS BIEN ONDEADOS NOS GUSTA MATAR

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>>70800037
I'm playing it right now, and all /vg/ talks about is /pol/ and traps.

>>70800059
>>70800065
>Outside

Dangerous

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>>70800037
>tfw you will never go back

>>70800054
Only for head choppers

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>>70800087
I'm not even mad trump won, I'm tired of the autistic hordes of children who will defend anything even remotely connected to him to the death.
Brady is a living, human-shaped pile of feces. He could endorse Jesus Christ and it wouldn't make him worth rooting for.

I used to call this kid gayrod when I was young

why do wh*te people love runescape so much?

like did you niggers even went outside.

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>>70799514
what the fuck man

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>>70800221
>caring about handegg players

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>>70800302
>tfw cleveland native

i work as an uber

>>70800265

>he didnt play early 00's runescape

>>70800343

tell us stories.

>>70800336
Why do those people look disappointed? Don't they know who they cheer for.

Does anyone like talking to themselves?

When I'm programming I love talking to myself, it makes the process easier and helps me work out problems. It sucks when my roommates are home as I can't do it

>>70800336
>w-we obviously need another quarterback
>oh, that didn't work? fire the entire staff and rebuild again

I wonder how many decades this will go on.

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This how I imagine kraut-anon

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>>70800097
*neither can you dipshit

>>70800343
do taxi drivers really mug you guys?

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>>70800437
This is how imagine ""kraut"" anon.

>>70800418

when im thinking i pace and talk to myself.

>>70800446
:(

i liked sam hyde before he started doing this political garbage

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>>70800434
I don't know, but I dream of a day when I can say "the browns" and not get laughed out of the room.

starboy is a god tier pop song desu

mother f*n starboy

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>>70800418
I talk to myself a lot, but I've learned to keep it in my head. Unfortunately I sometimes start moving my mouth, so still I end up looking deranged.

>>70800516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYY-6XHHUeA
Success can ruin you

>>70800516
Everything Sam did was always blatantly politically motivated, dumb ass.

>>70800378
some one payed me with a big ammount of lsd once that i ended up selling and eventually givin the rest for free to a friend
>>70800462
some of them are rude in the road when they find out but never heard of something more hard core going on in this town

>>70800516
This is pretty funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9ePhVDYRiE

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>aussie politicians bringing the bants

>>70800595
t.retard who never watched his videos from 2012-2014

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>>70800516
>samuel al hyde
>not always politically charged
ah so you liked him when you were retarded?

>>70800641
>Aussie
Braindead retard detected

>>70800646
Your post just proved my point. You're a fool.

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>>70800434
>I wonder how many decades this will go on.

Many, many decades...

>>70800684
yeah dude videos of him annoying his mother to play solitaire on his computer and videos like officer maggot are so deep and politically motivated
retard.

>>70800803
>(political newspaper) does non political story, so now they aren't political!

>>70800803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBXEvHv3Vjs

>>70800886
>always politically charged
>always
his politics videos were almost 1-10 during those times idiot
now they're all about politics 100 percent, even his 15+ minute sketchshow garbage wasn't political unless you count making fun of fat campus chicks "politically charged"

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>>70800974
>he wasn't politically charged unless you consider politically charged to be politically charged

>>70801009
>making fun of fat college retards is a bastion of politically thought
woah...
so this.. is the power... of the autistics
really makes me think..

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>>70801081

>tfws shakingn so badd from alcohol withdrawals
wew

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>>70801264

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pls rate this gif. I think it is very funny

just got a whole lot gayer itt

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>>70801305

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>>70801335
yep

Que buena erección tiene el perrito.

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>>70801333

>furpuck

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>gay

>>70801363
>>70801167
very noice

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>>70801333
Gotta love hocky

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>>70801415
I love cocky lmao

>>70801167
you look like my dad who is a CHI

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>>70801459

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>>70801513

>>70801167
It depends.
Which is the Smart one?

>>70800803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olJIdLev0lw

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>arkansas

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gtg 2 workies :c

if you jerk off to ntr or gangbang you might as well just kill yourself desu

there is nothing wrong with reverse NTR

>>70801627
<3

what is NTR

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>cropped hentai

got offered to buy drugs

>a fucking cowboy hat

>>70801590
haha he is so whacky <3

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Howdy

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>>70801737

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>>70801737
>
>>70801712
and i doing lewd posting right?

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>>70801815
If you want to

i only jerk off to yuri and futa

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>>70801737

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>>70801847

I AM AN ANTI-CHRIST.
AND I AM AN ANARCHIST.

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>>70801856

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Got a qt coming over later buds

It might be looking up

>>70801958
You should stick your penis in her. Wait until she asks though you don\t want to go to prison.

>>70801958
Oh, A family reunion?

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>>70801958
You're a normie again?

>>70801992
>her

wew

>>70802004
No, it's a guy from class

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>>70802016
No, he's coming over so we can do a project

I'm gonna put the moves on. I'm a master of seduction

>>70802027
>A guy
If you like the cock get the shock.

>>70801844
maybe later tonight

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw

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>>70802103
That's what Daddy Pence said, yeah

>>70802173
okie

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I think someones trying to fuck with my head. There's a dark blue van outside without any plates on it with tinted windows. It's been there for a while. Should I call the cops?

>>70802070
is he gay?

>>70802179

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmoQSHfO2U

>>70797065
>implying i don't wish i had a job or a car

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>>70802239
I don't know. I'm not going to do anything until we get this project done, I don't want to make it weird

>>70802224
you download clever people?

>>70802224
sure pussy

>>70802273
Statistically speaking only about 1%-3% of the population is gay or bisexual.
Sorry bud, chances are not good.

>>70802224
gg no re

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>>70802275
>>70802281
I could probably shoot the van but, I don't want 9 CSIS Operatives to jump out and shoot back.

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>>70802314
really sucks to be gay huh (not that i would know, being 200% heterosexual)

>>70802314
1 in 50 is better than nothing

>>70802392
Double straight makes you gay though?

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>>70802392
It's better than being straight and lonely lmoa

At least I have an excuse for not being able to find a bf

What is NTR?

http://gotnews.com/breaking-heres-full-list-231-people-arrested-inauguration-riots-dc/

so many "german sounding" names....

>>70802608
Figures you should ask.
It's Nippon cucking.

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>>70802638

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>>70802716

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New executive order has been decreed.

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>>70802782
>God created Yuri, and He saw that it was sugoi

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>>70802842

not my president

>>70802436
Orientation is a signed byte, I think. When you add one to 128 heterosexual, it overflows to -128.

>>70802470
I need to f-focus on school right now

>>70802387
pack your bags and run
>>70802608
it is what ahmed is doing to germany right now

>>70802924
what is ahmed doing to germany

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>>70802782
http://www.animemaru.com/westboro-baptist-church-converted-by-sakura-trick-now-proclaim-god-loves-yuri/
I pray this is real
>>70802976
>

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>>70802976
Walk outside and ask a good looking woman what her opinions on refugees are.

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>>70802901
It might just be time to end it

>>70802608
It's a radio station, I think

>>70803040
She said she is happy to help those in need as it is our historic obligation

>>70803045
*eyes bottle of flintstone vitamins

>>70803163
Kek, NIgger ask /pol/. They'll give you an answer.

>>70803206
So how have you been bud

my university is having a crossdressing show

>>70803265

Im sure you were the first to sign up

>>70803285
ive nevr seen a trap irl

>>70803265
my university has that annualy

>>70803285
daaamn the disrespect xD

Why is there so many Americans.

>>70803338
is it like anime porn or is it what i think it will be

>>70803387
we are powerful

>>70803396
it's what you think it will be

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>>70803265
>>70803338
good jokes

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>>70803387

>>70803387
We bought the Mississippi River system

>Philosophical discussion
Ought oughts ought to be? Yes or no?

>>70803231
Not too bad, still getting into the groove of things. Made a few new buds at the society of engineers meeting yesterday, drank a bit and almost killed ourselves with acetone haha. What about you?

>>70803465
I don't give a shit, I'm a solipsist.

>>70803483
I took a few tests and I have 4 next week :(
I've been trying to talk to people in my classes and that's been awkward

What's up with the acetone?

>>70803465
Oughts ought to be, but we ought to consider which oughts ought to be considered absolute.

>>70803559
>What's up with the acetone?

It's extremely flammable, I'm guessing they had some improvised accidental fireworks

>>70803633
>geert will still lose
kek

eliminate the courts

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>>70803660

>>70803660
Reminds of the joke I made up a couple of day ago.

Anyone remembers it?
Who wants me to tell it again? :D

>>70803742
Dubya's an adorable motherfucker. Hope he keeps up the lovable idiot routine.

I wish I lived a thousand years ago and got to sail the different seas on a great big clipper ship.

>>70803742
What a majestic creature

rip Jeb!

>>70803826
And die of scurvy because they had no idea how to combat it.

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>>70803742
Blairnited states of burgerland soon

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>>70803660
THINGS

>>70803858
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xcwt9mSbYE

>>70803559
>>70803616
No, nothing that exciting. We had some ABS (plastic) stuck on a 3D printer extruder head. Some wise guy cracked open a bottle of acetone. The director came in and yelled at us because the room apparently wasn't ventilated. She loves us though.