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Reminder

anime

runescape

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Elsa

>>70796354
Ttest

>>70796369
get fucked cuck yank

president Toilet Bog Fart really did it this time lads

want to get naked with a girl and feel her boobs and bum

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THE NORDIC-SAXON HEROE CONQUERS THE FALKLANDS

>>70796412
i've done that before over 1000 times

all with the same girl

I'm fed up of doing nothing

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colonel Jim saves Africa from africans

>>70796431
UNA VELA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

My sister's boyfriend assaulted her on NYE while I was in the house, I intervened and kicked him out and then we both have a statement to the police about it.

Now they're back together and she has retracted her statement but the boyfriend is going to have to go to court to say whether he is guilty or not.

Should I testify against him in court if he pleads not guilty and it goes to trial? He's a cunt who is horrible to my sister but I don't know if it's worth it.

orion constellations out

>>70796412
want to sniff a girl's hair
want to lick her face

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>>70796465
join the EDL

>>70796498
t. last white knight of chivalry

>>70796465

read a book x

>>70796498
post your sister

>>70796498
Nah, m8 your sis chose to be with him... there's nothing you can do now. In the end it's her life to ruin if she wants to.

>>70796443
what was it like?

decided NOT to go out tonight

*unzips dick*

Ughhh GF: 2017 is over before it has even begun. My Korean girlfriend broke up with me after I told her I had a son. Don't even feel much desu, life is just one JUST after another.

Riding that JUST wave to nirvana aha. Wahey...

might eat breakfast now

gonna plank for the first time since november

imagine if you were really handsome and tall

is it TRUE that the duke of kent is an homosexual?

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>>70796341
How about no. xoxo

>>70796567
it was the best thing ever and i direly miss those days

where have you gone icelad?
/brit/ turns its lonely eyes to you
woo ooh ooh

>>70796341
What about imaginary girls(male)

>>70796498
if she wants to be with him, there's not much you can do. just bare with him for now, if he does it again you can twat him and take him to court again.

>>70796576
I want a korean twink boy

What was the most you've indulged in a girls feet lads?

>be camping
>put my foot up on a girls thigh
>she starts massaging my foot
>instantly think to myself "if she does the same, i'll massage her foot and it wouldn't be weird because i'm just returning the favour"
>she eventually does
>barefoot

Her feet were so delicate and soft lads, willy was twitching.

Why dost the canine barke'th when I am trying to sleep'th?

really want a girl to lick my face and spit on me desu

https://youtu.be/nwcVn7e4CAA
delusional little nigger

>>70796643
Alright, but don't tell you have a illegitimate child or anything or you might find yourself in a pit of JUST-hinted despair.

I'm a girl

>>70796653
One time in uni this girl was playing footsie with me under a table. Didn't know her at all outside of having a few classes together. Weird!

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stickers came in lads

god bless you please, mr icelad
the janny loves you more than you will now
oh oh oh

70796712
shit gimmick, fuck off already

>>70796706
Sad!

>>70796653
bit jelly

>>70796653
I used to massage my ex's feet which was nice, and she used to begrudgingly let me run my soles against hers (feels good man). That girl sounds like she wanted your willy my Canadian friend, possibly even footjob-friendly.

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THE ANGLO SAXON RACE IS SUPERIOR
>>70796691
why?
if I go to korea can i kiss a cute boy?

>>70796291

Only the purest Anglo genes.

I don't understand why the women here like Brits so much.

watching anime

mention my name in your tweets

>>70796799
She sucked my dick twice on that camping trip but I didn't push the feet thing further because I didn't want her to think I was a creep, which is unfortunate people react that way to foot fetishes

>>70796835
BIG

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>>70796712

>run my soles against hers
wut

>>70796801
Because it happened to me about an hour ago.

Hmm I don't think anything except twinks live in Korea so you'll be ok. Also Falklands haha.

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http://efukt.com/21049_It's_Only_Smellz.html

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>work at a well known pizza company
>always rub my bell on the pizza when preparing an order for a girl

>>70796854
foot fetishes are for creeps

>>70796835
Chebs on that

the kpop gf is on her way home

I gave a fiver to the Great North Air Ambulance today, where's my knighthood?

>>70796884
>stop liking what I don't like, creep

Alri

>>70796889
me in the background with the oversized shirt getting my phimocock out for the ladies

>>70796882
Fucking disgusting

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About to get on a plane lads x

About to take down a Flybe jet to Alicante with a rocket launcher

Say goodbye chavs

>>70796854
Tbh if a girl won't let you cum on her feet, she's probably a bit of a boring cunt anyway so what's the harm in trying?

chicken and mushroom pot noodle tonight

>>70796954
Virgins shouldn't be allowed on planes, thoughts?

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can't wait desu

Victoria Coren Mitchell CLEARLY cucks are Dave on the reg.

Wish I had a big dick so bad

>>70796999
grim

>>70796976
you'll probably get arrested for this post as you should

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SMIFFY MY SON

>>70796954
>a fucking prop
cringing

>>70797001
t. nigger

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>>70796862
>>>70796788
YES,HEIL THE FALKLANDS


ALSO;if argie hooligans fought british hooligans who would win?

>>70796976
Laughed

>>70797001
FOY

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>>70796882

>>70797001
i watch this every year desu
think i'm going to root for New England Patriots desu

>>70797011
have one. its mutilated.

girls I've shagged always say "you have a really nice cock"

Doesnt matter because I last about 2 minutes

Is it gay to shag a transwoman?

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>>70797030
u jelly

I wonder what prince Harry is doing right now

>>70796954
>tfw you've literally /brit/posted from 40000 feet
get on my level turboplebs

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>>70796999

my tea

>>70797067
chump change

>America
>Most popular sport is football
>The best team is a team with England in the name

The sun never sets

>>70797063
it's not fucking fair

i have an average one and i'm a virgin

just no hope for me

wait

why do people complain about foreskin?
an erect uncircumcised penis looks the same as an erect circumcised penis
what's the issue? or are people just retarded?

>>70796954
Don't get drunk

You might get kicked off c:

>>70797085
G R I M

>>70797067
>jelly
>of fat niggers

>>70797116
you might be joking but I agree. also, uncut people think there is no extra skin on cut dicks.

I can still pull skin over the head of my cock, its not like there isn't extra skin still

>>70797116
Circumcised aren't protected whilst flaccid, so they get rough and scratched and dry

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>>70797116
>tfw phimosis

>>70797116
Women are lesbians.

anything on telly

drinking some wooder

>>70797038
WHO WOUL WIN

>>70797067
what the fuck

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Options for dinner:
1. Make chicken wraps
2. Takeaway (pizza/indian/chinky)
3. Chicken and rice
4. Starve
Thoughts? I didn't prepare anything and I've got nowt in

>>70797152
Yes but it makes my penis look small.

>>70797184
chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhinky

>>70797184
chinky

might have a plate of 25 fish fingers for dinner lads

is auckland nice? it looks lovely in pictures but i feel like you'd go insane from living in such a remote place

>>70797085
No its not

>>70797177
dunno who would be buying the dearest ticket a few hours before the game . would like to meet someone like that

valentines day soon

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I live in the room I have lived in since I was a child, in my mother's home. My name is the Janitor. I'm 32 years old. I believe in taking care of /int/, no fun allowed and a rigorous list of rules. In the morning, if the board is a little active, I'll delete some threads about interpals whilst my stomach cramps begin. I can delete a thousand now. After I remove the interpals threads, I delete a thread that whilst abstract in subject, could still be interpreted as obeying the rules. In the afternoon, I delete a /brit/ thread. Then another /brit/ thread. And when they make fun of me, I delete their posts. Then they will most likely make a new thread, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the microwave Rustler's burger my mum bought for me yesterday. I always delete threads made after the bump limit with little or no hesitation, because I didn't have any mates at school. Then I submit ban requests, then check the rest of /int/ for any off-topic threads followed by a final ban submission for a poster attempting to impersonate me.

There is an idea of a Janny, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can make your posts and feel me deleting them seconds later, and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

>he calls dinner "tea"
do not reply to me you working class runt

hahaha lads

>>70797165

calficied

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Rate breakfast

Not pictured: chocolatine I already ate

Are the mandem extinct?

Argentina is the whitest country on Earth at 97%

literally had sex today and didn't think about it again until now. thats how normal it is for me

>>70797184
deliveroo

*Bangin peng grime beats with strings melody and a hard bass bursts through the sound system*

Oiiii.... You wot....
Listen up my nigga,
I'm eating bare hummus,
Like a Jewish nigga,
Girls drinkin my cummus

Went down to asda for some peng din dins,
Saw a black lass she was a peng ting,
So I threw her a lifevest,
Nigger nigger nigger yo yo nigger nigger.

*Walk onto mobo awards stage to accept best British new artist award*

Hmm well I would like to thank my mummy and daddy for making this possible. And my Surrey lads haha where are you? *Waves* haha there you are.

Well thanks. Uhhh... Yeah I guess that's about it... Haha. Peace and fucking!

*Walks back to table where mum and dad are sat*

>>70797253
shan't

chicken chow mein for tea tonight

>>70797289
Come Dine With Me marathon on More 4

>>70797291
>chocolatine
Neck yourself

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>>70797196
>>70797197
Chinky it is then, I like their beef in cantonese sauce.

Go team!
Run the ball in the goal zone!
Beat those other guys so that I can feel good.

think i might stop coming here t b h lads


you're all bellends

>>70797291
Not a huge fan of plain butter croissants, theyre a bit plain

just shaved my pubes

shower looked like a barbershop floor

are clubs the ultimate runt traps?

>>70797375
>using a straight razor on pubes

nonce-bait

>>70797350
bet you'd like a japanese anime snack instead wouldn't you, fucking weeb twat

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whos up for what tonight

Might buy some armour lads
I dont need armour
I just sort of want it

>>70797343
Why? It's what it's called in south west France and French Canada
>>70797366
Have you had plain butter croissants from France? You've probably only had shite ones

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finished sticking them on

>>70797406
I have a full suit of armour that I sometimes put on when I get three sheets

>>70797384

they are full of what kiekergaard would call automatic cultural men

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Why are 75% of the people on "Can't pay? We'll take it away!" foreigners?

>>70797411
Yes, i used to live there and i go on holiday every year
Theyre better than the ones here but i still would rather have a chocolate one

>>70797397
I used an electric shaver you fucking clown

Homes Under The Hammer

>>70797441
I had both, two chocolatines is excessively sweet

>>70797451
my mistake. good lad

>>70797038
Sorry, I don't watch football.

>shaving your pubes

don't do this
trim them instead

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literally perf'

>>70797435
I have some chainmail, considering buying a 17th.C Gorget from this polish armourer,
Would like a full gothic suit but it costs like £2,500-£3,000 from the polish guy and like £10,000 from someone here

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Just imagined I lived in Britain and had a panic attack.

Good to be home

>>70797398
loved this post

>>70797501
fuck off yank

>>70797439

don't care

>gone through my months supply of painkillers in a week
I'm sure I'll regret that soon

Anyone else run home when drunk

>>70797547
Sometimes when I was in uni, now I just sleep on benches

>>70797467
I prefer two chocolate ones if i am having croissants . I dont think its too sweet, at least for a pain-au-chocolat , chocolate twists are a different story

wonder what authentic chinky is like

>>70797501

meet me in telluride if you want your chin tested

>>70797501
you sound like way too much of a soft twat to live here

>>70797547
love doing this desu

>>70797572
spicy

>>70797572

a quantum leap better than the shite we have here

british chinese good literally tastes like vomit compared to the real stuff

think I might start coming here 2bh lads, you lads are great

>>70797567
Female

>>70797501
Looks cold and empty and the houses are small and made of cardboard

Could have made a nice town with a landscape like that, its a shame

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>>70797567
hello, m'lady

>>70797572
they're usually rude and hock up spit every now and then. if they are uni age then you know they will be cheating every chance they get. only hang out with other chinks

>>70797591
probably. I've been but only to London, but I enjoyed it. im also a ranger for a national forest, so would have limited options in the UK

>>70797583
you been?

>>70797626
>british chinese food literally tastes like vomit compared to the real stuff
find this hard to believe

>>70797570
êtes-vous français ?

>>70797567
OMG SOCKS ON LEGS
ME LOSING FRONTAL CORTEX FUNCTIONS
ME WANT SEEXXXX!!

>>70797398
Already tried the Japanese place here so yeah, FOY, it was nice but I prefer Chinese.

>>70797547
Yeah. Pain tolerance is well high when you're pissed.

Oi has anyone been running after smoking weed? Does it turn you into a Nick Diaz type endurance machine.

>>70797652
Fuck off yank twat

>>70797662
he's sort of right

I had a chinese flatmate in my first year of uni and she made these very interesting dishes with lots of chili and garlic in them, and it's basically nothing like any takeaway food I've had

still debating whether to shag a 'tute tonight

unironically like "indie" music. Anyone the same? Wish I knew some british indie bands that aren't popular here in the US

Going through the nan's house, finding fucking full bottles of valium in every fucking drawer
rip you absolute lege

m' d' t' o' s'

>>70797714
>still debating whether to shag a tutee tonight
nonce

>>70797652

camping is so unappealing

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anyone excited? haha!

>>70797636
umm no sorry sweetie, your trial period is up and we shan't be renewing your contract

>>70797761
its so comfy

>>70797747
That's your inheritance paidrick, get absolutely wellied and then flog the rest

>>70797769
for a white christian bomber?

ahhhh yes BT

planked for 4 minutes quite easily after a 2 month break, happy with that

anyone remember the cuckio meme

give the mandem footballers wages

>>70797667
No, I am Anglo-Irish, i just lived there/go there a lot.
I do probably have someone French somewhere back as my grandfather's family had to stay in France for a few generations.
I can speak and understand it pretty well though, considering living there one day, at least in summer.

Hate myself wahey

Just realised that my new manager is the CEO's son and didn't graduate uni and clearly got the job out of nepotism

how do i play this to my advantage?

it's almost as if rorke WANTS muslims to fit his narrative

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>tfw no right wing gf

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>premium economy

>>70797861
Suck up like there's no tomorrow

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>>70797492

everyone talk about me for a while

i feel left out

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>>70797878

>>70797901
fuck off

>>70797501
COMFY
wasnt rado where they filmed the hateful eight

that 70797901 is a bit of a cunt isn't he?

came up with a new rhyming slang lads

Joe rogans tattoos are fucking shit

>>70797847
I have irish citizenship and was considering teaching sailing in the med

I miss 70797901 when he's not here, wish he wasn't so well hung and always out shagging ladies

>>70797901
who the fuck are you?

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do the anti-fascists realize they're behaving just like fascists

>>70797987
delete this image mate

What state in the US would you live in if you had to? If you can, what city?

I'll tell you if you're right or wrong. I'm not a snob that thinks any large city is complete shit

David Beckham has been found dead, lads. Woah

>>70797987
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

doing my first roll with mandy

have to say, this shit is amazing

>>70798007
los angeles
california

>>70797778
>out in the cold and pissing rain with fuck all shelter

nah

>>70798007
NYC

>>70797935
saw him down the duke of york last week absolutely off his nut, started boogeying on the dance floor with some woman in her 40s after we gave him a bit of charlie

>>70797987
keep this image up mate

>>70798027
you can go in summer too

>>70798033
oh fuck off

>>70798007
Vermont. Probably Montpelier, but that's just based on my plan to be the first foreign citizen State Governor (Arnie has dual nationality).

>>70797658

yeah i have. enjoyed the cable cars where everyone introduces each other when they get in.

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>>70798023

>>70797987
can I save this image please?

>>70798007
obviously California/Jew York would be great
on the other hand I'm from London, so somewhere like Wyoming, emptiness and space and wildlife, might be a comfy change

>>70798066
oh FUCK off

https://twitter.com/Chantelleelow/status/826800419380805632
Scotland

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feeling quite /smug/ rn lads ngl

>>70798007
seattle looks nice but it's full of libs

>>70798052
yeah but its always raining here tbf

>>70798007
Either Boston, SF, NYC, Seattle, Portland
as close to a European city as you can get really.

Dislike autistic ubran sprawl and driving down massively wide roads

>>70798129
well then lets just say its nice in france in summer

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Ah yes, South Africa

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>>70798119
frogs got merked

>>70798151
even still

ike a comfy bed 2bh

and a shower

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>>70798132

ordered tendies lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxk
it's all going off tonight on the council estate

>>70798013
why are you on /brit/

>>70798170
BEADS?

>>70796291
Just fb stalked my cousin
he's a vegan artist now
he made a post how he hates how rednecks from the country side go to the city and act how they own the place (literally me)

>>70798008
Boob

>>70798214
5'4 lad or gay lad

>>70798192
what sauce?

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why dont you live in Canterbury

>>70798007
Minnesota for the comfy

>>70798007
I would live in the Virginian countryside. Went there last year, truly a beautiful place. Practice a form of puuuuuuure freedom in virginia. yeah

>>70798187
I like being able to walk to places, get a train that kind of thing. I guess cosmopolitan is the more precise word

>>70798229
gay lad
AND STOP ASKING

>>70798214
How are country folk and city folk different in Iceland?

>>70798230
bbq mayteeee

>>70798252
I like 5'4 lad better than you. he's nice and cooler than you

>>70798007
oregon for the trees

>>70798259
>not sour cream & chive

supbar la

>>70798007

Smalltown Colorado
Moab Utah
San Fran
Seattle

>>70798256
iceland has a city?

>>70798252
bender

>>70798023
You been? Theres some really cool parts, but for the most part its a sprawling spic hellhole, which unironically describes a lot of america.

>>70798028
Good lad. Unironically brooklyn is amazing

>>70798061
VERY good choice. Just a warning, our small towns are nowhere near like european small ones. You usually aren't walking distance to any stores or pubs.

>>70798074
California gets a lot of hate but is a tremendous state with some great areas. I just dont like LA. Wyoming is my favorite state to hike in.

>>70798120
Seattle is my favorite large US city. Libs is true, definitely a leftist environment, but an hour out and you run into gun toting conservs which is nice

>>70798132
Good taste. Boston is what I would choose if I were coming from Europe, smaller roads, more european style.

>>70798232
Probably one of the most beautiful states, flyovers are underrated and the girls in minnesota are weirdly beautiful. Surprising amount of muzzies though

>>70798235
Never been, pictures look nice though.

>>70798282
they dont do fancy sauces like that mate and i haven't got any in, only
>tomato
>brown
>chilli

>>70798248
i know what you mean, i just posted some high density mixed used buildings with a high density of public transit (trams and buses)

i think its in boston

>I've sat at home all day eating bacon, watching the rugby, checking 4chan and wanking

Ahhh, the life

downloading Tiffany Fox porn videos

>>70798256
Well my cousin is a good example of somebody from the city, vegan and an artist/student even tho he's 23

>>70798335
i've had days where i've woke up at 5pm, ate nothing and just sat to browse the chon until 10am the next day

Hold up, wait
For my niggaz who be thinkin we soft
We don't, playyyy
We gon' rock it til the wheels fall off
Hold up, heyyyy
For my niggaz who be actin too bold
Take a, seat
Hope you ready for the next episode
Heeeey


Smoke weed everyday

>>70798297
>You been?

yes

good climate and diverse as fuck

but a lot of sprawl to cover too

my ideal city would probably look more like barcelona but be inhabited by americans instead

>>70798214
was he alluding to you

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The Farmfoods pizza I just took out of the oven

#runtlyfe

>>70798289
Reykjavík

>>70798408
is any of that even real food?

>>70798368
That doesn't sound /cosy/ at all

>>70798408
*vomits on it*

The Icelandic bender is literally 16

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38853399

drumpf TROLLED by SWEDISH feminist GOVERNMENT

>>70798408
Had a better one than that from Spar desu

>>70798408
that looks fucking diabolical

cheese isn't even melted

the fucking base is brilliant white, looks like drywall

>>70798272
Like $dór said I go my own ways and do my own shit

>>70797001
>did the man throw the ball?

>How is It Possible That Average Tokyo Families Can Buy a Detached House for No Money Down and Just $850 per Month?

REALLY makes you think

>>70798408
What sort of farms do pizzas grow on, m80?

>>70798433
large town

>tfw 5'8 and built like a bent icelandic 16 year old

>>70798408
I used to work at farmfoods

don't eat anything from there it's all shit

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/brit/ is full of neurotypicals

roooooo

>>70798408
why didn't you at least wait until the cheese melted

>>70798383
Ah you're a yank?

>>70798457
LMAO GET FCKING TROOOOOOOOOLLLLLEEEDD YOU ORANGE FUCK HAHAH THAT'LL SHOW HIM XDXDXDXD

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>yanks

nice alternative facts

>>70798513
No

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>that authentic Italian cream cracker base

>>70798438
it's not, i constantly had a shitty feeling in the back of my mind which was further cemented at 8am the next day when it was bright outside and the normies were buzzing around the hive while i was sat there in my cum stained boxers and droopy eyes wondering what went wrong

>>70798490
Feels like a fucking metropolis
>>70798493
5'10" and 18 lad

>>70798408
Fucking gross. Put it back in the oven you fucking munter

might do an hour with an eastern european prossie

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>>70798511
It won't melt, it's been in the oven for like 25 minutes. Doubt you could even legally call it cheese.

business idea: build new buildings in the style of victorian buildings

>>70798563
Doesn't Icelend have that one building that houses like 2% of the entire population
Or is that Greenland

honestly if I ever get to a point in my life where I have to eat farmfoods pizzas I'm just gonna off myself

remember when chris moyles did ads for farmfoods

his career went down the shitter

>7pm
>done nothing all day
>tired as fuck and considering going to bed

ah yes the life of a working man

back is dying after cycling

>>70798611
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whittier,_Alaska
alaska

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>>70798551
>>70798605
bloomin eck

>>70798480

>you will never ever widen a cute boi pussy from Iceland with your thick hard cock :3

>>70798547
Hmm, confused by europeans that would actually like yanks around

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>>70798605
FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>70798648
Nono it was one building that held 2% of the population of the entire country

>>70798408
grim
sort yourself out mate

>>70798608
racist and anti-semitic

>>70798645
i get this concern sometimes

worried that cycling too much is going to ruin my posture longterm

>>70798605
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_analogue

want a girl to let me have sex with her but then clearly be regretting it while being too polite to tell me to stop

>>70798686
you're thinking of an average paki council house m8

>>70798640
>chris moyles

Remember him rambling on about COD MW2 practically every other day back when he used to be on radio 1 in 09

>>70798686
Greenland has massive council blocks in their villages

>>70798699
Does your neck hurt too? Apparently my posture is bad

eating farmfoods ;_;

>>70798648
>/brit/ moves to one flat
>someone hosts a party
>no-one can find it

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>>70798611

>>70798722
>>70798730
Found it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blok_P

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rosy has lost it

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diana was a qt

>>70798730
>Does your neck hurt too? Apparently my posture is bad


nah neck never hurts, though I believe working out your core muscles is good for posture

so if you see those pull up bars that they have about when you're cycling, give it a few sets on that, might counteract any postural issues