/brit/

business idea: withhold the custodian's wages

FOWYC

>>70793415
Feeling depressed because of the footie, guess which team :^)

what does it feel like to be bummed?

>>70793474
the pride of the midlands

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dormer 2bh lads

>orthodox marxism
uninterrupted smugness

>>70793496
inverse of taking a shit

FUCKING
DO
ONE

>he's not a marxist-stalinist-maoist-market socialist-stirnerist rad centrist
HOWLING at you runts

hedonism is the ideology of the elites

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Ban Trump -> Bantrump -> Bantr Ump -> Banter Umpire -> He who presides over banter

>>70793498
we're playing at 17:30 against forest
3 european cups between us

we all saw it in the last thread

it sucked that's why it got no recognition

no need to post it again in the new

*trumps a little*

>>70793557
When normoids have girlfriends are they allowed to rub their girlfriends' feet? Like do the girls think that's weird or do they appreciate the massage?

the thing I dislike the most about anti-trumpers on reddit is not the concept of disliking trump, thats fine.

but how they constantly just parrot the blatant smear tactics that have been used against him instead of having legitimate thought-out concerns of their own.

just comes across and dumb and dare I say it? sheepish

>>70793582
Fuck off y*nk

>>70793557
I'd say it's because you're a virgin if I had to guess.

gooning

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>sweetness in the belly

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imagine a girl exposing you on social media like this

I've done this sort of stuff before in the early hours of the morning

>>70793611
it's a bit weird

never did it with my ex because I even though I like feet I'm also socially functional enough to know it's fucking weird to like feet.

>>70793694
I'd put my sweetness in her belly

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ses

>>70793699
she's worse than a jihadist

>>70793727
>I'm also socially functional enough to know it's fucking weird to like feet.

It's literally the most normie tier fetish.

>>70793699
I'd probably cry

question: an american with english descent; does he have as much right to "identify" with medieval english history for example as someone living in britain

that history is shared equally between the two, but the only difference is his ancestors at a later stage became part of the country that broke off rather than the one that remained?

>>70793770
so? it's still fucking weird

>>70793770
>It's literally the most normie tier fetish.
not really, ive actually heard normies call people weird for having that exact fetish

>>70793774
BBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPFTTTTFTFFFFFFFT

>>70793777
centre is v cute

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>Liverpool

>>70793762
>uncorruptuble vanguard party
Stop meming

>>70793792
if it werent for the selfish cunts running the new world the two entities would have never been considered seperate

Going to the library lads

Need anything?

>>70793727
But it's not THAT weird to rub your girlfriend's feet if she's had a long day at work and been standing all day? Like surely it is possible to give a massage with no sexual pretense whatsoever? There must have been occasions in the past where normal lads have massaged their girlfriend's feet purely as a nice gesture, not with the view toward later cumming on her soles.

>>70793793
Not really. Quentin Tarantula literally discussed it on the View or some shitty daytime show. When your fetish is being discussed in a positive way on TV then it's no longer weird. It has been downgraded to 'unusual'.

no wonder people aren't into leftism, all the memes are terrible

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the morning commute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMVNWZ4FzwM
Me in the spinning can

>>70793884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHb8tBh_VnU

oh yes this really normalised it

>>70793885
>just shout the loudest lmao
This is the face of a man who hasn't read Bordiga

>>70793859
yes a foot massage does not necessarily imply you have a sexual attraction to feet

I'm sure i've given one or two in my day and foot fetish seems absurd to me

>>70793859
yeah, I guess with older girls like in the 30+ age range it's doable

I date in the 18-25 range and imo it'd be quite odd unless she explicitly asked for it

>>70793933
shut up and go away

>>70793961
Google bookchin y*nk

Rodney you plonker!!!!!!!!!!

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scrolling thru her pics again, got her song playing in a separate tab

>>70793934
Would you let me give ur mum a foot massage?

Would you let me give YOU a foot massage?

>>70793900
I still can't believe I was around for that

absolutely mental

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qRNnN9M7cc

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me on the right

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the 's'rfu

>>70793992
At least she's real

Try doing this with a waifu

Why don't the south have stotties? It's the only bread worth making a sandwich with

>>70794041
Ah yes the day a plane flew over the city. Incredible. What a time to be alive.

>>70794003
my mum is a married woman and I'm not gay

so no to both

just because I said no on account of being not homo does not mean that the sexual thing is there
its weird for dude to massage eachother at all just because

>>70794063
got the same body type haha

might go bed or something lmao

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>>70794070
>tights

>>70794003
furthermore, even though you are likely to be sexually involved with the person you are massaging it does not imply foot fetish

I don't have a back fetish just because I rub a girls shoulders

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>>70794081

>>70794091
So if there isn't a sexual thing there, why would it be relevant that your mum is married?

>>70794003
Give me one sissy yanks were made for the Big British Cock

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>>70794090

sociologists are utterly worthless people

Had 2 Beta fish when I was a kid, one jumped out of the tank and the other swam down the air tube.

Buried them both in bags of water.

>>70794141
I see what you're getting at but I disagree with your larger point

its just weird and sex doesn't necessarily need to factor into that

honestly everyone north of lichfield and south of stratford-upon-avon can just fuck right off

>>70794208
yanks in glass houses etc

Anglos tend to have extemely mediocre knobs.

Nothing embarrassing but hardly anything to impress. Meh.

>>70794003
t. John Travolta

>>70794230
A-are you a cute russian boy

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>>70794133

>>70794216
Are headrubs weird?

>>70794229
dutch calvinists pioneered the idea of the glass house

Is Orange is the new black any good?

I don't like that its full of women and just seems like it will be incredibly unfunny and shit.

>>70794230
*breaks through your defensive fortifications with a bold thrust by Army Group Centre*

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my gf taking hard rod from behind

>>70794255
cyкa блeьт

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>tfw 20, babyfaced, and can't grow facial hair

>>70794230
hello again pedojew

>>70794310
nah

i've had headrubs from platonic female friends, but still wouldn't give one to a guy

>>70794337
from a swarthy gentleman no less

>>70794345
Become a twink and get a sugar daddy for mad dosh.

>>70794340
Post boipussy please

i don't care about david beckham

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any man watching the MASSIVE game in 15 minutes between two legendary European teams

am a complete and total waster

might eat hot lead

>>70794345
Use minoxidil. The results are amazing for some people.

>>70794369
So there is something inherently more weird about rubbing feet than heads?

Most refreshing drink lads?

Has to be either Coke with ice or a Pimms.

If you were born south of Middlesborough then you're a southerner.

anyone here still play runescape?

>>70794345
>those tiny shorts
what a minx

>>70794426
alri fatlad haha

>>70794369
>i've had headrubs from platonic female friends, but still wouldn't give one to a guy

This sentence literally proves why the concept of a "platonic female friend" is complete shite. You make concessions and treat the female friend differently (because you know, deep down, she's a girl and the physical possibility exists that she could have sex with you and you would enjoy it).

>>70794443
playing rn

>>70794345

May aswell just put on a dress and call yourself a girl desu.

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>>70794445
>females

Not gay.

when i was off my face on mandy i let my bi friend massage my jaw, felt good as fuck

stop being so closeted

welcome to the salford powerhouse
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/salford-bus-racist-video-filmed-12556098

>>70794443
Got back into it when I figured out I could use a $50 prepaid visa giftcard to rack up $200 worth of membership and in game purchases and bought everything I wanted, then got locked out of my account which is banned until I pay that debt (won't pay that debt)

>>70794474
is it still good? the modern or classic one?

>>70794527
with his dick?

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Elsa 2bh lads

>>70794490
what?

>>70794345
Same but I'm 3 years older than you, only bonus is that I look as young as everyone else at uni instead of looking like one of those old cunt failures.

400mg magnesium glycinate straight down the gullet

>>70794529
VILE. RACIST. ABUSE.

>>70794538
im playing osrs and im pretty adicted

>>70794548
deep
dark
fantasy

>it's a "your favourite indian takeaway has it's own version of just eat and provides a great discount if you use it" episode

very nice

>>70793777
ah yes, the return of handsome man and qt blonde girl

>>70794527
>bi

There's no such thing as a bi man

Just admit you let a faggot feel you up

Am I alone in thinking this? I think Gen Z is eager for its great war, or something to fight in. They're eager to Fight, for SOMETHING. Some struggle that isn't bullshit.

Society is stagnating, people are bored. I think we'll witness increasing unrest until we see some great struggle to unite everyone behind whoever leads.

>>70794550
any nudes yet?

>>70794598
lad, he's literally never done any monkey business with another guy, has fucked well over 10 girls but is comfortable calling himself bi because he's been sexually attracted to men before

why are americans so homophobic?

>>70794558
>one of those old cunt failures

me irl

>>70794550
Wigger

>>70794598
actually there's no such thing as straight or gay

everyone is actually bi

>>70794591
i seem to have lost my old account so i reckon i'll make a new one and play osrs

should be a laugh, though i was a member once and it pisses me off that i've lost all my good shit like >>70794537

Imagine a 1700's pub filled with sailors and longshoremen grabbing at the bar maids, mugs of ale being passed around, tales of adventure on the high seas and of exotic lands being told, and folk songs being sung late into the night. Those must have been amazing times.

sucking a fat cock

>>70794651
t. bi
>>70794598
t. closeted homo

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>>70794617
Still looking x

>>70794672
haha yeah *dies at the age of 33 from the common cold*

HULL
U
L
L

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>>70794672
Farewell and adieu to you Spanish ladies!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZfYtCLA23s

>>70794672
>get a cut
>die from infection hours later
v impressive

>>70794664
if it makes you feel any better osrs was a fresh start for everyone. Meaning your old shit is in the new runescape while everyone had to start from lvl 3 in osrs

>>70794710
>falling for the life expectancy meme
as long as you survived childhood people back then lived about as long as they do now

>>70794616
>people are bored

This is why I voted Yes in the independence referendum, why I voted Leave and why I enjoy a Trump presidency.

When your life is ballachingly boring you just do shit to stir the pot.

>if you don't love gays you're le gay yourself xD

when did this meme originate and where?

>>70794728
oh really? nice

>>70794733
>as long as you survived childhood people back then lived about as long as they do now
wtf lol

people thought it was quite the achievement to make it to 60, stop memeing

>>70794726
see >>70794733

>>70794759
probably cuckada

>>70794747
is this why women gossip and chat shit?

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Used to really like these

>>70794759
probably with the fact that the nazi party was riddled with gays and put them in camps

>>70794771
you said sailors in a pub

>>70794784
Yes. They literally stir shit because they love drama and the attention that ensues.

>>70794759
>>70794778
america is the global nexus of cultural marxism and degeneracy, fuck off

>>70794759
it's when they make it a fixation of their life to hate gay people, that you're actually gay
it's a denial mechanism

>>70794766
childhood mortality was ~50%, so if half of people die before 10 then the other half will live into their 60s with a life expectancy in the 30s. in primitive societies it's not at all uncommon to see people in their 60s and 70s.

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>>70794818
okay calm down

Why do people bother with underwear? I don't see the point of it.

>>70794838
psychology is such pseudoscience

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>Imagine a 1700's pub filled with sailors and longshoremen grabbing at the bar maids, mugs of ale being passed around, tales of adventure on the high seas and of exotic lands being told, and folk songs being sung late into the night. Those must have been amazing times.

>the US has a teetotaler President
Really makes me think.

>>70794880
Protective barrier between John Long and the zipper

becoming too conscious lads

*drinks a pint of tap water*
*inhales """""fresh""""" air*

much better

>>70794880
Keeps your balls from dangling around

>>70794880
it's a carry over from when people were poor and couldn't afford to clean their clothes as much
they'd wear underwear to catch the piss and shit, then they'd wash the underwear, thus not dirtying their suit as much

>>70794894
I don't trust people who don't drink without a very good reason. Being a former alcoholic is fair enough, but Trump's brother died in a drink driving accident so I guess that's okay.

>Banning muslims from entering the country just creates more extremists
>I'm glad that the travel ban was overturned, now all muslims can enter

which is it?

>>70794894
nothing wrong with being teetotal

>>70794880
barrier between your pants the odors and secretions of your bum/crotch

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>>70794922

>>70794908
Why would you need them to not dangle freely?

>>70794880
>Keeps your willy from the zipper
>Keeps your sweat from soaking in the trousers

>all but forced to watch rugby match
>parents doing nothing but whining about the ref

Wish I'd tried harder to find a flat desu, can't stand living at home

got called a tea sipping queen loving bastard on facebook lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f7jhk-IjDo

choon

>>70794942
both

watching your family get murdered in front of you is the most tolerant you can be

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>nonce.bin

>>70794963
Yanks I understand as they are fat, sweaty and shart prone but I mean normal humans.

>>70794843
those are like the 1 or 2 village elders that somehow managed to not break their legs and get a bad infection for over 70 years bud

When did /r9k/ go from autists and permavirgins to straight up losers and legitimate retards?

bought some rubicon from bossman at the shop bois

>>70795016
oh fuck off

Et tu m'dis "Pourquoi j'trouve pas d'mecs bien,
Pourquoi les mecs s'comportent tout comme des chiens?"
Ta gueule, parce que t'es stupide
Matérialiste, cupide, stupide, stupide, stupide, stupide

>>70794598
this lad seems to know an awful lot about homosexuality

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>>70795039
>>70795016

>>70794955
It's supposed to be better for your lil swimmers

Gonna have to ban the pakis again soon

Can't let them think they got away with it

>>70795039
>triggered

piss off frogs roooo

Belt or braces lads?

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genuinely me

>>70795102
well fitting pants.

Might look at some pornographic images

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http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1486212661564.webm

I swear to god lads, buying seasonings for my food was the best decision I ever made

>>70795128
number 4 is the SU president of nottingham uni

>>70795066
It's recommended that you wear boxer briefs/briefs over boxers

>>70795128
do you think he did sex on any of them?

>>70795128
3 looks filthy in bed but 1 is top-tier waif material

>>70794462
you don't treat platonic female friends the same as men, doesn't mean its not platonic

>>70795128
unsure if it's a lesbian or a man

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>>70795128
>Bottom button of his shirt bulging and exposing his fat fucking belly

Don't know why but this had me in fucking stitches.

>>70795102
Do you really need either if all you're going to wear is a dungarees and a confederate tshirt?

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>>70795152

>>70794420
well yeah, just like theres something more weird about rubbing someones belly over their shoulders

>>70795090
non haha

might punch a rorke later

>>70795046
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dxiQgSYkbq

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>>70794672

>no bfs to circumcise the world with

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Am I part of the anglosphere in spirit?

>>70795102
Are you a normal human being or a Leeseeanna baptist preacher and/or lawyer from the 60s

>>70795102
Always wanted to wear braces but I can't because I'm not a nonce.

I've always wanted to lick girls faces but I've never had the bottle to do it and I've just stuck to kissing

>>70795227
>start autisticly shrieking and claim independence after we finish defending you from the frogs

nah mate, slap bang out of order - opportunist little snakes

>>70795252
lick them on their ear lobes or neck, anything else is windowlicker tier

beckham what a fucking cunt

*floods the escort market with my cheaply imported Thai ladybois*

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>tfw you will never be japanese

>buy some happy shopper strawberry belts
>they're shit

in to the bin they go

>>70795280
*invests*

thought magellan was scottish lads

>>70795227
No

>>70795284
Probably a good thing. Never met a happy Jap.

>>70795284
FEELS GOOD MAN

>>70795252
>I've just stuck to kissing
OI

Gonna go climbing lads :3

Watch Me Step On The Scene

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>you will never live in British North America, the largest, most populous and wealthiest dominion of the british empire.

>>70795152
didn't see that coming

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RATE MY LUNCH LADS

>>70795337
>tfw live in its successor

computer chair just fucking snapped lads

i went to lean back and it just fucking fell off

not really sure what to do now haha

do not lick a girls face

>>70795284
>tfw you will never be a Japanese woman tending to the house and cleaning the shrine during the day whilst watching your little nip kids run around
>you will never wait for your slant eyed hubby to come home from his soul crushing office cubicle job to unleash his pent up stress into your flower

>>70795365
chips look burnt

>>70795374
melt

>>70795365
burger looks nice, chips looking fucking wank

people at work refuse to believe that i can plank for 7 minutes

>>70795405
THey're sweet potato

>>70795397
good post

>>70795374
fat cunt

>>70795428
it's not that hard

i'm a skinnyfattish runt and even i find it easy

>>70795432
ew
sweet potato is disgusting

>>70795370
canada is the only successor retard, youre a breakaway dindu filled shithole

>>70795428
ah yes I'm sure that came up into the conversation organically and wasn't raised out of the blue by your aspergic self

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>>70795419
>>70795443
fuck off it literally just snapped off at the base and i was lying on the floor in the chair like this

>>70795365
Would devour that burger, chips dont look very clever.

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*tenses bicep*

think I'm going to apply for one of those English teaching jobs in Japan lads
wish me luck

>>70795472
me on the right

>>70795428
>anons walks into the office
>good morning anon
>i-i can plank for seven minutes
state

>>70795472
the state of people that go clubbing

the state of people that drink alcohol

wincing

>>70795365
>buying bottled water
c u c k

>>70795472
oi deano quick grab the grey goose the photographer's here

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>>70795374
at least it didn't explode and kill you

>>70795503
>thinking all clubs are like the ones that get posted one here

lmao

>>70795476
Enjoy being disappointed. The pay isn't enough to live there full time, you will probably end up having to come home because you can't afford to stay.

>>70795374
>>70795463
Is this groundhog day?

>>70795512

that's belvedere

>>70795535
they're all for utter cunts

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>chips

why havent all the deanos in the UK left for australia and the US already? those cultures are far more their speed

I imagine all brit posters look like Chris Moyles.

>>70795530
I still get worried when I see this image even though my chair isn't chinese.

Nice when countries work together x

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ITER

>>70795472
could know out any of those runts with ease

>tfw have the virgin gaze

>>70795571
not me, i'm slim and blonde

>>70795570
you say that as if it's easy to do such a thing you fucking clown

deano isn't rich

>>70795570
because they've already got mortgages on a shitty new build over here

>>70795497
Kek'd

Had a chicken chargrill wrap
it was nice

>>70795557
nah

why havent all the canadians left for the US already? that cultures are far more their speed

Can Scotland really separate? Or it's just a scary myth?

>>70795589
I do the virgin walk despite not being a virgin

>>70795586
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_International

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>putting lettuce on your burger

Howling

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>>70795606
had your mam on a chip barm

>>70795589
thinking back to a memory i have a 13 year old slag laughing at me when i told her i was a virgin at age 14

wtf is wrong with some people

doing a consider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM

>>70795641
Lettuce is gold dust here you cretin.

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got a friend request from a good looking girl lads

heart is palpitating

>>70795641
got to keep the ol calories low x

>>70795659
you gotta have sex bro as soon as your willy works else you're not one of the cool kids bro

>>70795683
me tipping my fedora

>>70795683
*tips copper hat

>>70795669
Forgot you cunts pay like £2 for a head of iceberg lettuce LMAO

Went to a club last night and when I went for a piss there was a genuine chocolate faced man at the piss trough and his dick was huge, like a toddler's arm.
No wonder our women prefer them.

>>70795683
me in the cuffs

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>it's about the time i usually take the dog for a walk
>go get my trainers and jacket on
>realise he's not there any more

>>70795683
Me and the lads

>>70795632
Scotland couldn't survive without England

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>>70795722

>>70795722

Why were u lookin...

any man drive for deliveroo?

>>70795659
last time I told anyone I was a virgin I was 15. thought it was rather acceptable to admit it that age but it seems not

>>70795687
14 is 2 full years ahead of schedule for the national average, and almost 4 years head for women. she was such a fucking slag its incredible

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>>70795731

>>70795742
virus do not click

>>70795731
haha bit forgetful of you

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*pumps*

>>70795740
EU WILL HELP!!!!11

>>70795762
It wasn't something you could avoid seeing, it was like an arm coming out of his jeans, I half expected it to wave at me.

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FACT: Scots are the most POWERFUL race on the planet

>We have studied male heterosexual attraction by age in the lab for quite some time now, and we keep getting the same results. They look something like this:

>Attraction to females:

>16+ Maximal
>15 90% of max
>14 80% of max
>13 70% of max
>12 60% of max
>11 50% of max
>10 40% of max
>9 30% of max
>8 20% of max
>7 10% of max

REALLY made me think

>>70795742
>le gultural margsism maymay

>>70795856
Literally just fell of my chair laughing.

canada is the scotland of north america

>>70795762

I have a huge cock so I look around at small cocks to laugh at. If a faggot with a small cock is standing next to me Il swing around and piss on him. Usually when Im drunk at games.Havent got in any trouble yet, but if anyone squeals il just tell everyone he has a tiny schlong.

>>70795865
don't understand what this means

would it be wrong to have sex with a 16 year old girl if that's the age of consent in my state? i'm 28 btw

>>70795901
*squeals*

>>70795902
age of girls and percentage of men who find them attractive
obviously it's 100% for girls aged 16+
apparently 1/2 of men are attracted to 11+ year olds

>>70795927
Yeah. Half your age plus 7 is the minimum. 28/2 = 14+7 = 21. Sorry m8

Howling at people who think any of the "anglo" countries are anglo

It's populated by Irish and Scots who called themselves English

>>70795927
you'd be a nonce yes

>>70795901
sure lad

>>70795901
I have a big cock too though but it's only little when its flaccid

>>70795982
>>70795982
>>70795982

>>70795953
'nce

love the smell of my bellend

'NY

Slagposters BLOWN OUT.

GET THE FUCK OUT AND DONT COME BACK

ol' quick draw j

HE

HE

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uh oh

heads down boys

janny's about

>>70796101
Autism

FOR FREE

BIG J MAN ON THE LOOSE

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me sticking it to the janny

HE'S HERE

What was the most you've indulged in a girls feet lads?

>be camping
>put my foot up on a girls thigh
>she starts massaging my foot
>instantly think to myself "if she does the same, i'll massage her foot and it wouldn't be weird because i'm just returning the favour"
>she eventually does
>barefoot

Her feet were so delicate and soft lads, willy was twitching

who /neverhadsexbutstillthinktheydbereallygoodatit/ here?

>>70796123
Your point, friend?