What's the most British thing you've done this week?

>>70787295
tea and crumpets having them right now otherwise i would not of posted here

Right now? Complaining about the weather whilst drinking a cup of tea.

said sorry numerous times for bumping into people even though they said sorry before me

>>70787295
Schemed for ways to ruin Europe and make it look like the German's fault

>>70787488
That's Canadian more than anything

Brits are rude compared to North Americans

>>70787542
And Brits are polite compared to Australians.

Yah cunt.

just had f&c

I got circumcised to satisfy my paki gf.

Borrowed some French loanwords
I'm not giving them back either

>>70787437
>i would not of posted here
*I would not have

>>70787488
That's incredibly wrong. The English don't do that at all. I don't now where the myth of the English being mannerly came from.

>>70787763
I think you mean you commandeered some French expressions and won't be returning them.

>>70787295
I drank tea because coffe ran out.

>>70788308
>That's incredibly wrong. The English don't do that at all. I don't now where the myth of the English being mannerly came from


Maybe from hundreds of years of history full of examples? Just look at british politics compared to other countries and you'll see

>>70787295
Drink like 4 cups of tea every day
I only drink green tea though

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>>70787295

Had a full english for me brekkie with a cup of english breakfast tea

>>70788308
>The English don't do that at all.
I see it happen every week. Lying cunt.

>>70788490
>I only drink green tea though
Good ruskie

>>70787295
got drunk and pissed on a street

>>70788577
thanks

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Fucked an 11 year old white whore.

Allahu Akbar!

>>70788433
>Just look at british politics compared to other countries and you'll see
>comparing Oxbridge-educated gentlemen to the general populace

>>70788554
I see it happen three times a day in North Wales, then half the time, they stop for a chat with the person.

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>>70787295
Squeezed some big British boobs.

>>70788678
how much did she charge?

today I walked along a sidewalk and saw Pakis.

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I'm a postman and screw up the mail of any pakis I deliver to, that'll teach them to be brown and be in Blighty.

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I washed my feet in the sink.

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I protested the democratically elected leader of another country.

>>70789088

Where Anders Breivik when you need him?

Got something for free from the NHS.

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>>70789088
Trans women women people! Are are!

Trans women women people! Are are!

I farted in my hand and sniffed it

>>70788666
Its a cultural thing. Tea is also seen as a posh english thing to the rest of the world but we all know doris down the street would riot if tesco or asda ran out of those sacred leaves

>>70789471
>to the rest of the world
lmao
americans maybe.

Frankly I've yet to meet anyone in Poland that doesn't consider brits ruining perfectly good tea with milk revolting.

>>70787295
I spoke english

>>70789587
>perfectly good tea with milk revolting.

It's English breakfast tea (a black blended tea) which is designed to go well with with milk and/or sugar. We haven't just taken any old tea and thought we'll add milk, it's specifically blended for it.

>>70787295
I created a child prostitution ring

>>70787295
I used a plastic knife instead of a stainless steel one.

btfo argies and drink tea

Drinking at least 2 cups of tea with milk every day.
I also bought the tea in the UK for extra authenticity.

I checked out my sister

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>>70789904
Yorkshire Tea I hope.

>>70789967
It could have been, but I changed my ming in the last moment and got tetley.
My ma will bring me another big box in a month or so, I'll ask for Yourkshire then.

>>70790062
Nah m8

Get PG Tips

>>70790062
Haven't really had Tetley, but as long as it was PG Tips. Yorkshire tea is where it's at tbqh.

>>70790102
*it wasn't PG Tips

>>70787295
well earlier today I took the moral high ground when I was in the wrong

>>70788308
>That's incredibly wrong. The English don't do that at all. I don't now where the myth of the English being mannerly came from.
this happens to me a fair amount though
maybe leave your cave some time