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Janitor Edition
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just had the most cracking beer poo
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he wont be pleased
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Keri Sable 2bh lads
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>>70781795

upvoted
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having a mint julep
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think /brit/'s run its course
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The idea of sex is quite abstract and unfathomable to me, even the prospect of a kiss seems scarily intimate. Young teenagers get to work up to these things over a period of weeks, months or years that can even span multiple relationships. Adults are expected to perform.

Together with some ethical misgivings regarding prostitution that's one of my main issues with the "Why don't you just get a working girl" advice - Do you have any idea how insane the concept of having sex with someone within 10 minutes of meeting them seems to me?
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r8
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>>70781890
it had run it's course a year ago when we voted 3-1 to call it a day
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>>70781890
Too sad
So bad
Rip

-_-7
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gasxpPiews
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can you imagine eating food? absolautely mad
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>>70781934
>that was a year ago
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>>70781956
absolutely runt tier behaviour
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Any lads going to the footy this weekend?
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>>70781996
Six Nations mate, come on....
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>>70781890
/brit/ is eternal. a guiding force for good and evil
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>>70781996
yeah lad, if you fancy a scrap with me and the lads give us a bell
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watching the erosion of Canadian culture right before my eyes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZmOYNOXqcU

visited Toronto last summer, may as well have gone to China. Also went to Niagra Falls - it was like Las Vegas and Blackpool combined
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i'm an extremely right wing white supremacist turbororke
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>>70782016
Is England 6 Nations gonna pull a Euro '16 England?
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learnign the russki alphabet today lads

aбвгдeёжзийклмнoпpcтyфхцчшщъыьэюя
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>>70781996
yeah lad, meeting the droogies down the spread eagle in a bit
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>>70782047
Nigga MIND DA MUTHAFUCKIN

G. A. P.
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So David Beckham is pretty much finished then. Will he run off to the States in shame, d'ya reckon?
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Rolling a so called spliff
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*sees a fed*
ere'yar boys nuts down bacon coming
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>>70782060
Canadians don't have a culture
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>>70782115
poor becks, he's a nice bloke Tbh


why would you pick on becksie of all people
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loving the working class gimmicks, keep it up
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>>70782068
whatever the result he shall remain an Englishman
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>>70782099
fucking kek.....sports fans are proper runts.
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>>70781801
wow thank you
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imagine being that much of a sad twat that you set up a parallel hacking group to Wikileaks called 'Football Leaks' and hack footballers private emails

dear oh dear
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What book you lot reading then?
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>>70782156
You like my OC nigga?
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>>70782089
I learned it with this video

https://youtu.be/GIKX9RYOX5w
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>>70782164
won't be saying that when me and the lads come causing carnage down your way son

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6sXsPBABdI
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>>70782179
50 shades of white
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Can't wait for us to build up the RN again lads
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>>70782195
Tough crowd ya got there
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>>70782179
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>>70782180
i like fucking ya mums cunt
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ree ree roo roo mummy I NEED A POO POO
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>>70782195
lmao, this is just sad.
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>>70782152
he refused to do some charity thing unless there was a knighthood in it for him
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think i got spiked by a polish bloke last night :/
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>Beckham is also claimed to have said to Oliviera: 'Unless it's a knighthood f*** off', according to The Sun.

good lad
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>>70782195
ahh I see my free range runts are doing well
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>>70782152
Because he's a greedy, selfish piece of shit?
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asdasfbdsdfdsgfds
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>>70782268
so? he's long overdue one, they hand out knighthoods like they're sweets over here

think I've got one laying about somewhere
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>>70782245
>everything I don't like is socialism: the book
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>>70782285
He made footy kind cool here in the states
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cannot even understand how stupid someone has to be to admit to doing chairty for a knighthood in fucking email lads

like you genuinely have to be clinically retarded
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>>70782179
Pic related and LOTR.
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>>70782270
Doesn't fucking deserve one. Failed for England

>>70782297
>so? he's long overdue one

For what exactly? He won nothing for England and his charitable endeavours have been exposed as a sham simply to build his brand.
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>>70782195
and they say white people have no culture
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>>70782285
>donated his entire earnings from PSG when he played there to UNICEF
>set up the 7 Fund for UNICEF
>rightfully wants some recognition in the form of a knighthood
>greedy

mmmmah yes
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>>70782297
the queen doesn't give a shit about football, she only gives knighthoods to gay actors and singers
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>>70782332
>he googled bookchin

oh dear
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>In it, he allegedly wrote: 'Katherine Jenkins OBE for what? Singing at the rugby and going to see the troops plus taking coke. F****** joke.'
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Heres your daily handout, peasants.
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Can you lads give HRH a nudge and a wink when Football Yank goes up for knighthood?
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>>70782269
what happened la
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>>70782346
aaaah yes altruism at it's finest.
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>>70782332
go back to leftypol
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>>70782346
It's all a sham, you melt. Why does he deserve to be recognised more than the thousands of others that do altruistic things for genuine reasons rather than use charity to promote his business ventures?

>>70782356
The Queen doesn't decide.
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>>70782356
they gave him an OBE for his footie career in 2003 so evidently not
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100%Jesus
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no not becks.......... anyone but him........... englands lionheart............... no.........
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>>70782404
why not?
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>>70782385
Pardon me? I specifically remember ordering brioche
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>>70782346
>gets an OBE
>gets a bigger brand
>makes even more money than what he's donated through increased bargaining power in endorsements

it's literally an investment but he's investing in his own stocks
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>>70782385
*snatches the loaf away before you can react*
hehehehe!!
*scampers away back to my hideyhole through a crack in the skirting board, squealing hysterically*
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>>70782385
*feeds the 5000*
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my dad has a CBE
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>>70782432
yeah, so?
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rung is a good word

rung rung rung rung rung

haha
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>>70782385
looks pretty nice desu, is that banana bread?
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don't care for this discussion.

especially being about on of Engerlands most famous loser.
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>>70782432
*Socks
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had a lot of zoots and some questionable kebabs yesterday
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Maybe he just wants a knighthood for the right reasons?

He always made it clear he loved his country
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>>70782390
just kept on realising through the night that I was too awake and energetic to be just drink. plus smoked a bifta with lads at one point and even that didn't get me tired. right now feel like i'm on a comedown for the first time in over a year. pretty horrid m8. fucking polski definitely slipped something in my drink in the pub when i wasnt looking
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>>70782493
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totalled the old polo boys haha x
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what does it mean if you do a poo that's basically black lads?
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>represents his country internationally
>does a vast amount of charity work, raising money for children worldwide
>no scandals, nice bloke
>bit annoyed (in private) that his country doesn't recognise it

becks did nothing wrong
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>>70782519
internal bleeding x
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>>70782519
internal bleeding lol
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>>70782519
brown-black or green-black?
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>>70782428
Why not, what?

>>70782493
Lots of people love their country, and? It's clear he has used charity and Unicef to promote a campaign for a knighthood despite him seeing the charity work as a means to promote Brand Beckham rather than actually giving a shit about the work it does.
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>>70782457
the entire concept of an OBE is selflessness for queen, country and its people. there's nothing wrong with charity that has a benefit to you, a lot of people give money to charity to deduct on tax and med school prospects use volunteer programmes to boost their portfolios. however, when you actually admit to it being a facade in the hopes of getting an award that is based upon concepts that are directly opposite to what you're intentions are, you are a bit of a fuckwit and won't get it.
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>>70782519
peptic ulcer
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>>70782519
cheeky internal bleed

wouldn't worry about it, blood is supposed to be in your body
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>>70782533
>>70782548
>>70782577
fug
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>>70782530
>no scandals, nice bloke
Other than cheating on his wife, getting security to beat up photographers and this latest controversy.
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>>70782564
he's already got an OBE, he's after knighthood- two different things
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>>70782609
sorry, that's what I meant haha

same shit applies
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>>70782606
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>>70782519
Guinness shit
Basically a black breeze block
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>>70782361
>>70782402
:^)
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anyone want to hook a young chap up with a so-called benzo prescription x
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>>70782635
Alri Ulsterlad..
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>>70782594
srsly go to hospital or you could get septicemia
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>>70782628
>sorry

pussy
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what's the plan for today lads?
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>>70782657
sorry
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messaging some pajeets and spics on wepeke to help them improve their English

can't stand runts posting with shitty English so I've decided to do something about it
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>>70782645
i've got your prescription right here x

*unzips dick*
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>>70782669
might talk to the ex later or go out with mates, idk la
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>>70782669
It's 3:30a and I have an hour till the fioty
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>>70782669
going to go get some fast food for the hangover then probably do somot else
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>>70782689
ooo aaaaa waahhh.. aaa yeah !! *squarts across the room*
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should i go for a cheeky baff or should i make lunch (left over chicken curry) x
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*joins the thread*
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>>70782505
grotty lad
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i understand the alt right edgylord white boys. why can't you understand where they're coming from? these white boys are entitled. all their lives, they grew up thinking being a white boy is a default setting. they grew up learning european centric history narrated by white men, for white men. literally everything is saturated with white supremacy undertone.
now is a worse time to be a white boy compared to , even just 20 years ago. these white boys feel threatened.
by being a white boy, i should have advantages over any non whites and women and these liberals are trying to make everyone equal ? GASP. NOOOOO . YOU ARE OPPRESSING ME. i am oppressed as a white boy because the evil PC CULTURE is trying to make everyone equal.
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>>70782688
sorry for bad english. i from london
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My uncle was an MBE tbqh
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YO YEAH START THE BIFTER
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>>70782817
i bet you still make harambe jokes you pathetic melt
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>>70782786
literally true though, the cries of muh degeneracy really isn't going to change the course humanity is on
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apologies for my less than adequate English abilities. I am originally from the city of London.
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>>70782843
#doitforharambe
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>>70782669
Read a bit, watch football, and then drive with friends to a party. Hbu?
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>Beckham - who has an estimated networth of £280million – allegedly wrote an email to Mr Oliveira furious that classical star Katherine Jenkins had been handed an OBE after he missed out on a knighthood in 2013, The Sun reported.

>They claim he wrote: 'Katherine Jenkins OBE for what? Singing at the rugby and going to see the troops plus taking coke. F****** joke,' noting she had admitted to taking cocaine in the past.

haha fucking savage
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How many of you have had sex?
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>>70782906
Yep
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>>70782906
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>>70782906
does it count if its with a bender?
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>>70782891
Jenkins is one of those dippy annoying media slags that would turn up to the opening of an envelope
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*dabs for harambe*
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>Jenkins is one of those dippy annoying media slags that would turn up to the opening of an envelope
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>>70782947
>that would turn up to the opening of an envelope
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*does ice bucket challenge with harambe*

haha gotta get down on friday!!

*record scratch*
*harlem shake music starts playing*
uhhhh lads...

lads....

*harlem shake music drops*
*does a dance with a chewbacca mask on*
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>>70782956
cremate yourself
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>>70782195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKaDmNrbnww

i raise you this
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>>70782947
>would turn up to the opening of an envelope
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How do I restore self-esteem when I hit on a girl and she called me creepy? I don't want to be the sort of socially inept autist that attracts such a label
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quite hungry, lads
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cannot fathom caring about trivia like MBEs or knighthoods
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>>70782966
fuck off stupid cunt
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>>70783034
really hate normies and their shitty memes
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>fuck off stupid cunt
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>>70783099
*planks on you*
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>cannot fathom caring about trivia like MBEs or knighthoods

t. Muhammed Jagpal Singh Shazad
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currently lying here on my bed nude and shaven, sunlight is hitting my body from through the window feels very nice and warm x
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>>70783049
You probably have insecurities which manifest in how you speak and act around women
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*specs you out with a dds*
heh
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*runts*
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>>70783049
stalk her and slash her tyres
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>>70783049
t. Socially inept autist
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group of girls passing the window saw my 180° sick dab
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List of people I hate vehemently: Mother Theresa, Gandhi, Martin Luther King Jr, Pope Francis
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>>70783049
start hitting on men
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just vomited through my nose in the gym
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me and the girls saw some knobhead do an absolutely pitiful dab
we're all laughing at him tbqh
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>>70783280
can't say I'm their biggest fan
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cannot be doing with normies

literally programmed automatons
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still don't know what a dab even is

I pride myself on my ignorance of normie shit
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>cut and run the moment shit starts to go south
>boost to America and get pinged out your nut with Arnie

why is Dave so based?
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>>70783328
and you're so much better you fucking virgin

you're on a website for automated social interaction
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>>70783280
Can understand the others, but why MLK?
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>>70783342
fucking brilliant
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>>70783346
hmm no that sounded better in your head didn't it
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>>70783328

*reads this on my iphone while queuing to buy jeans in river island*
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>>70783342
cunts fucking beaming
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really want a blowjob just now

not horny or anything, infact at the moment unironically incapable of getting an erection (dont know why), but a blowjob even of my flaccid cock would feel very nice
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>>70783347
He fought for subhuman rights.
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i remember pretending to enjoy brian de palma's 1983 film Scarfarce at school
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>>70783426
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blood sugar levels are dangerously low
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>>70783437
It's race realism, honey. Get an education.
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>>70783473
don't worry lad you'll start hydrolysing glycogen soon
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>>70783473
going to go to tesco and get some wraps, sushi and whatever the hot counter has on (hopefully wimgs) in a bit
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>>70783399
umm no that sounded really good actually
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>>70783342
nvr 4get are dave
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>>70783483
wew
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>>70783483
>honey

are you a 40 year old woman from upstate new york?
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https://fmovies.se/film/passengers.kw64v

https://fmovies.se/film/the-founder.3rln2


every morning is like christmas
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>It's race realism, honey. Get an education.
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do more brentposting

this is not aimed at one particular person just in general
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>>70783500
going to do the exact same ngl
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on my way to sorting me life out laddies
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>>70783518
FONC
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>I am a race realist
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>>70783543
good lad *viciously sucks you off*
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david cameron is just as evil and greedy as the rest of tories. don't fall for it!!!
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shall heem the first runt i see virgin glaring at me
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>>70783424
the gf sucks my willy when it's completely flaccid sometimes and it feels lovely

always get hard soon after though ;)
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Myoldest
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>>70783579
don't know what this is about
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>>70783607
nonce
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Day 33

Still no job or gf and I've managed to get addicted to runescape again

How's '17 going for you lads?
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>>70783579
not even expanding this image
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>>70783556
literally me
have made more progress in the last week than the last years
>started going to the gym
>started watching what I eat
>brushing my teeth consistently
>nofap
>started making an effort to interact with the work colleagues
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going to do an aeropress
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>>70783634
>>brushing my teeth consistently

you didnt do this before?
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>>70783634

I've been where you are, it wont last

might as well just give up now desu
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>>70783601
i cant get an erection when with a girl (not gay its a nerves thing)

literally never cum once during any sexual encounter, or got more than a half chub for that matter
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Don't think I've ever seen a single chinese recipe that doesn't involve soy sauce

I mean soy sauce is nice but surely you'd get tired of eating brown stained salty food all the time
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imagine considering showering and brushing your teeth an achievement

fucking hell
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>>70783668
happened the first time with me

came like a firehose the second time though ;)
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>>70783682
>brown stained salty food
mmmmm sounds like my bf's cock x
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*sneezes*
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>>70783716
don't you ever reply to me again
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>>70783665
Honestly it's not surprising that slags try to justify their behavior. Its really their only option as it's not like they can unslag themselves.
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*blinks*
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>>70783654
no, I'd sometimes go weeks on end without brushing
>tfw real life britbong meme
>>70783667
fuck off phimo you filthy bastard
I've been a normie before and I WILL make it back
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body is bloated and distended

just a factual observation, not really bothered by it x
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>>70783712
ye assumed it was just a first time thing with me but no, happens every time
maybe should go to a doctor or something
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>>70783682
it's part of the five flavours
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take a look at yourself in the mirror

what do you see?
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>>70783767
reeeEEEEEEEEE
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>>70783767
your future husband x
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>>70783767
nigger
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>>70783751
Why don't you fuck off back where you came from, Ahmed?
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>>70783688
I've always showered daily, need it to wake up
Just brushing I struggle with
>>70783767
peng ting
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best running app lads?
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>>70783767
*says bloody mary three times*
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>>70783791
not a very nice thing to say

delete this post if you have any decency
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>>70783803
*heems you*
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>>70783742
>no, I'd sometimes go weeks on end without brushing

fucking christ
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>>70783742
Pretty grim

Literally can't wake up properly if I don't shower and just brush my teeth in the shower
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>>70783802
clover is the best app that I'm currently running

2 replies
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>>70783767
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>>70783791
i dont understand how this post relates to my post
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might do what that bloke did and lay down in moorland and die
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>>70783767
When I stare long enough it starts morphing into a demon like creature, quite scary
>>
>>70783846
squealing
>>
>>70783742

>no, I'd sometimes go weeks on end without brushing

i did this, now i have permanently yellow teeth

sucks yo
>>
>>70783865

need some strychnine
>>
the ol' 'press is perf' this morn'
>>
very comfy thread girls keep it up x
>>
want to swallow the cum of every boy in this thread x
>>
>>70783855
Get out, Ahmed
>>
the scottish gf has an irn bru addiction
>>
3 wanks already today
>>
>>70783955
post mouth
>>
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selled it mate
>>
>>70783829
>>70783838
FONT
>>70783882
Mine don't look too bad even though I smoke too
>>
0.5 wanks today
>>
>>70783966
just had the one myself

not one for extravagance, me. walker of the middle way, so I am.
>>
>Be yank
>Feel ill
>Ask their doctor about drugs they saw on an advert
>>
>>70783996
like this post

shall reread say half a dozen times
>>
hey, anon, why are so quiet?
>>
>>70784039
"What would you like me to say?"
>>
There's something both comfy and extremely depressing about British markets
>>
>>70784039
nothing to say
>>
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it seems normies dont appreciate semi-jokingly implying you want to kill yourself
>>
>>70784073
not comfy at all imo

not a fan of being shouted at by the hardworking
>>
>>70783998
>No no you don't want that drug, you want this other drug who's manufacturer provided me with a very nice hotel suite at the last medical conference in Maui
>>
>>70784056
want to know how I know you're a virgin ?
>>
>>70784073
There's something both comfy and extremely depressing about my plump lips wrapped around your pulsating cock
>>
>listen to satellite radio show for years
>recurring phone guest is an alcoholic woman
>she goes away for 8 years
>returns back to the show
>living with roommate who is a retired alcoholic
>constantly calls and gets bantered along with her roommate
>gets offered help several times
>declines
>roommate has oesophageal varices rupture and ends up bleeding to death while vomitting up blood
>woman goes quiet after telling the show
>calls a year later and has complete wernickes korsakoff syndrome from alcohol and thinks she is in the navy doing service in the 1980's

really lose any desire to drink desu
>>
>Girls do date brown men and that includes Indian men. If you keep yourself clean, good smelling and like a normal guy, then yes, girls can date you. One myth that needs to be bust here is, Indian people smell like spices. Not right. Not because I am an Indian but because I have studied, worked and lived here in US for a long time now to know that this is a misconception. Not many people really mean it if they say it. Of course, there are always exceptions but most people generally would not bring spices and your looks while trying to be friends with you. Dating depends entirely on your behavior, communication and personality. Color of your skin has very little to do with it.
>All the best!
hmm
>>
>>70784098
Embarrassing
>>
>>70784077
you say it best when you say nothing at all
>>
and if ur playing me keep it on the low
>>
>>70784095

>shouting about grapes is hard work
>>
fire emblem
>>
the character in this movie is literally me if i was a girl
>>
my penis throbs when erect
>>
>>70783767
a topshop man
a dan
aka the boss man,
man
>>
>>70784131
come back praj
>>
>>70784112
>retired alcoholic

Wait, if I retire too do I get a pension?
>>
>>70784159
.webm
>>
>>70784179
will NOT have you plagiarize my penis
>>
>>70784159
been a long time since I had a hard enough willy for this
>>
>>70784090
yeah they start convincing you to look at the brighter side of life with non-arguments
your best psychotherapist is you yourself
>>
Listening to normie music lads
>>
want to lap up an australian boys cum like a little kitten x
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16GUTlpaE28
what is happening lads
>>
what's next lads
>>
Fascism was never about power.

It was, and always has been, about struggle.
>>
>>70784311
driver less cars

in 100 years teleportation
>>
gf wants to visit england this holdays
she wants to stay in telford
>>
>>70784311
motorised horses
>>
>>70784138
American healthcare is fucked up on every conceivable level
>>
>>70784313
fascism in one picture
>>
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What are you thoughts on the Jews?
>>
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Saw Patriots Day today. Unsure which side I was rooting for desu
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPGPsgDTW6k
>>
Steamboat Bill

Sailing down the Mississippi

Steamboat Bill

A mighty man was he

Steamboat Bill

Sailing down the Mississippi

He's trying to break the record of the Robert E. Lee
>>
>>70784311
driverless cars
hyperloop
>>
>>70784313
>perceived struggle

it's what they tell themselves
>>
are the roads less busy on weekends lads?
>>
gonna have a 'ot 'dle
>>
>Joe Rogan Experience #913 - Stefan Molyneux
>>
>>70784311
truly fast air travel will dramatically change things

for example being able to fly from uk to australia in 1-2 hours

will massively increase globalisation, to unimaginable levels id say
>>
>>70784428
how does it occur though

don't think they have a thing that can do that
>>
>>70784374
It is the worst thing in the world that a man on the level of Caesar and Napoleon in terms of sheer greatness has been turned into a joke.

Guess it's like we used to treat Napoleon like shit straight after the war, took centuries for people to look at him objectively as a great leader.
>>
>>70784419
the ol' 'cide
>>
might do a Dwarf Fortress
>>
back to life
back to reality
>>
>>70784455
not yet obviously

but in the future they will
>>
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need a goth gf to summon demons and look for animal skulls in the woods with
>>
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... Hey Moosey y'all ... that'lil lady got sticker fever ...
>>
>>70783342
loool looks cunted haha
>>
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Barm a la bacon.
>>
lmao gonna listen to the Alex Jone ones for sure

Is the molymeme really going on it?
>>
>>70784508
crispy isn't a goth

that's just her aesthetic I think
>>
>>70784522
hmmm

might join you
>>
feel very sick with hunger better go to tesoc soon
>>
I ain't happy
I'm feeling glad I got sunshine
In a bag
I'm useless
but not for long
the future is coming on
>>
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The finished barms.
>>
>>70784522
Smoother it all over my knackers.
>>
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... Hey TM ... She got the sticker magic ...
>>
Business idea: chuck everyone's on benefits out the country
>>
>>70784522
fat not crispy enough there la, try harder.
>>
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is this the elite form of transport?
>>
>>70784567
>crispy fat

enjoy your cancer
>>
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>>70784522
might as well just eat from the butter tub
>>
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... Step aside boys ... Mama needs to have a grown up convention ...
>>
princess monororke
>>
>>70784582
Looks fedora as fuck
>>
*time travels to when you were a child and molests you*
>>
>>70784522
u r so shit
>>
>>70784522
...jesus
>>
>>70784594
>terrified of everything

enjoy your dismally boring life
>>
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>>70784582
>can circumnavigate the earth in under 48 hours
>>
>>70784620
*puts my little ass up in the air*
>>
>>70784635
how can it not
>>
>>70784595
That's marg, not butter, you piece of shit
>>
>>70783845
Got me
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1485967005113.webm

Screeching
>>
>>70784665
wow, cant believe it's not butter
>>
>>70784702
good gif
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-38867290
>>
Post Maisies
>>
>all these arse lickers desperately trying to defend david beckham now it has been revealed he's a bit of a cunt

Do they honestly think he's whiter than white?
>>
>>70784702
emitting a loud vocalisastion
>>
>>70784702
Did not expect that
>>
>>70784753
grim
>>
>>70784774
what did he do?

came off well on Desert island discs
>>
>>70784774
m-muh childhood hero
>>
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>>70784753
Maisie is only considered attractive by some because she is famous, I think
>>
bought some treaties from tezzers
>>
>>70784802
joined the kkk and lynched a bunch of niggers
>>
>>70784802
>actually wasting your life listening to dimwit dave on DID

Kek
>>
>>70784830
she has a peng bod
>>
at least we have mosques
>>
imagine being such a runt that you idolise an overpaid ball kick
>>
>>70784832
safe la gizza few? xx
>>
told meself I would get lots done today
>>
what was that game that was coming out that looked really good from the trailer
can't remember the name but it had a bioshock vibe, and the plot was something to do with 'being a downer' or something
it just kinda fell off the radar
>>
>>70784848
i only heard a fraction of it in the morning and saw the headline later
>>
>>70784864
I'd overpay for a ball kick if she was fit 2bh
>>
it's over for arsenal already
>>
>>70784870
not sharing :) x
>>
>>70784886
We happy few?
>>
>Maisie is only considered attractive by some because she is famous, I think
>>
poosenal
>>
>>70784936
stingy bugger :P xox
>>
did the overpaid wanker with the trophy wife kick the ball? haha
>>
Bet this David Beckham thing is a hoax
>>
>arse anal FC
>>
>>70784802
>what did he do?
Cynically uses charity in an attempt to enhance his chances of receiving a Knighthood.

Slagged off the committee because they hadn't given him one yet.

Forced Unicef to pay for a business class flight even though he was taking a private jet there anyway.

Got mad when some slag received an OBE.

Has to rely on his PR team okaying his social media contributions because he might damage his image.
>>
>>70784948
her mum should have used that hoover to suck her out of her when she was a fetus Tbh
>>
Business idea: spend the afternoon posting false flag football news in /brit/ so that when someone posts real spoilers it is impossible to tell.

G I R O U D
I
R
O
U
D
>>
>>70784980
it's the jews trying to destroy our faith in white christian men

next up. seb coe
>>
>>70784944
Yes
I've never heard anything about it
I didn't even know it had been released
>>
>>70784753
>>70784830
>>70784948
spoiler that hog
>>
>>70784802
Oh and he got mad when his tax-dodging escapades were exposed.
>>
>>70785024
David Beckham is Jewish
>>
just went in to carphone warehouse to buy an unlocked phone and the cunt started trying to sell me all this other bullshit pay monthly contracts and insurance and shit

ended up walking out and saying i'll just buy it online

useless cunts
>>
why do some people use margarine instead of butter

really don't understand it
>>
>>70784997
>breaking news: rich person is selfish and superficial
>>
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>>70785024
>>
>>70785076
be sure to check gumtree out, there might be some good deals where you live
>>
>>70785092
doesn't prove he is jewish . probably just respecting his jewish m8s function
>>
>>
>>70784522
>margarine

chin thyself
>>
>>70785109
would rather not buy a used phone because i just traded in my used phone and it got a decent grade and price despite it being a broken piece of shit
>>
>>70785078
cheaper and spreads easily

flora tastes like butter anyway
>>
>>70784774
his 2002 free kick in the WC against Greece absolves him of all wrongdoing
>>
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>>70785129
>>
>>70785143
there might be new ones though, people selling unwanted presents and such
>>
>>70785157
>>70785142
allow me to blow your minds, chaps
>>
business idea: have a wank
>>
>>70784997
>Has to rely on his PR team okaying his social media contributions because he might damage his image.

>have a PR team
>surprised when they do their job

you fucking sponge
>>
>>70785179
>his 2002 free kick in the WC against Greece
It was 2001
In a qualifying group game
Against the mighty Greece
That simply meant we didn't have to play a two-legged play-off against Ukraine

David, STFU
>>
>>70785200
runt tier """""""butter""""""
>>
>>70785200
looks foreign
>>
>>70785200
>lurpak

wow, I can't believe it's not 'I can't believe it's not butter'
>>
>>70785245
>>70785244
>>70785239
denmark is better than all of you, runts. have some fucking respect
>>
>>70785212
Who said I was surprised, you thick cunt?

It highlights that the Beckham we a re presented with is an insincere version of his true self.

You don't seem to have understood that.
>>
@70785212
>sponge
don't use this word negatively
>>
>>70785230
yeah it was 2001 fair enough
>>
>>70785267
dishcloth
>>
need new thread desu
>>
>>70785200
Which is blended with oil.

Nah thanks.
>>
>>70785200
>slightly salted
>>
countrylife>kerrygold>lurpak>clover>>>>>>>flora
>>
>>70785305
>>70785305
>>70785305
>>70785305
>>70785305
>>
There is actually no such thing as margarine sold in the UK any more. They are all "spreads" or something similar.
>>
>>70785315
he's here
>>
>>70785315
pwned
>>
based jannie
>>
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>>70785315
CONSIERGE
>>
>>70785315
ah wow (he) really is a fanny
>>
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>butter

Aaaahhh yes
>>
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>>70785265
>he doesn't support British dairy farmers
>>
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>>70785315
He's here, the unpaid slave

Time to start the Janny parade!
>>
Janny is a fucking wasteman, through and through
>>
I bet caralad is the jan
thoughts?
>>
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>>70785417
>yfw be a fly on janny's gooch
>>
>>70785474
>>70785474
>>70785474
>>
>>70785397
>not putting your knife in the microwave to spread it easier
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