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Time for one more game edition

https://en.lichess.org/nat0tISH
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WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
/BRIT/ IS AMERICAN
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hey fellas
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BASH THE FASH
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>>70777267
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having another mint julep
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>>70777308
Africans love Hitler though
Idi Amin thought that not enough Jews died

only whitey gets triggered by nazis
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>>70777336
That's not a genuine African it's a BLM supporter
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wish i could be in a punk band but i don't have any friends
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idi amin was supported by pirates
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im pised
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>>70777336
That's Thai, it says "Hitler is not dead yet"
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>>70777395
The thai dislike the Muslims yes? In which country in that area are the Rohinga getting wrecked?
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>>70777410
You might be thinking of Burma, but yeah there's a lot of dislike for Muslims in Thailand because they constantly chimp out in the south.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q7CN0ufKC8
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would be perfectly ok with the NEET life if I had a modest income or some decent savings so I didn't need to be homebound.

recently my work has been cutting my hours down pretty low and its been magnum comfy.

don't get the "work makes you happy" meme.
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>>70777443
holy sh*t thai are bro tier
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>>70777443
Buddhists are pretty jumpy in general because they are legitimately being pushed to the brink.

I think a serious effort in North America could have good results though, the Tibetans have already done well not really trying at all.
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sharted again
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>>70777482
You know you're a cunt when you turn Buddhists to violence.
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>>70777530
buddhists can be pretty violent
the Tibetian book of the dead is full of all sorts of tantric warfare and modes of "noble" murder or self sacrifice in order to ensure enlightenment for others.
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>>70777571
Even so of all the major religions it has to be the actual religion of peace.
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just read a post of mine without realizing it was mine and realized i'm an idiot
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thai chicANO reminded me that no one like muslims
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Doing some serious baiting rn lads
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Buddhism is the religion of peace ;)
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Belt or braces lads?
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>the state of the >>>/pol/catalog

SCREECHING
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Anyone have a Dell Inspiron 15? Any good?
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getting involved
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>>70777715
It's g-great l-l-llllllllllllllllllAD AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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m*xicunt relate to islam and arabs because they both behead people, interesting
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>>70777747
too close
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chilANgO
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>>70777730
Thanks for the advice m88888888888888888888880
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>>70777671
not sure what you mean
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WOW ummm
this is really problematic
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14/88 = .159
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tired of all this lefty bullshit, can't wait until the turbororke gen z starts hitting adulthood
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I'm sorry
For something I didn't do
Lynched somebody
But I don't know who
You blame me for slavery
A hundred years before I was born

GUILTY OF BEING WHITE
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slavery was supported by jews, and later that shit is blamed on whites hahahaha
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Jews are a myth
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>>70777801
For holding up your trousers la
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Oswald Mosley is the greatest Anglo ever to have lived.
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>>70777944
you mean suspenders?

>>>/1940/
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>>70777874
it's going to be interesting 2bh
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fucked a nigger last night
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>>70777973
Yes, which I thought the British called "braces"
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goodnight cunts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTOoYxOf92s
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>>70777995
eh they might, but they're weird and wrong if they do
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Me and the lads

wish Tezza didn't use his dumb black and white filter
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is there anyone more disgusting than ayn rand
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>>70778022
almost any randomly selected american
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ur mom
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>>70778050
when are you going to learn how to reply? or are you not doing it on purpose?
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I AM GOVERNOR JERRY BROWN
MY AURA SMILES AND NEVER FROWNS
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>when are you going to learn how to reply? or are you not doing it on purpose?
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the aussie got angry for no reason
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>>70778072
SOON I WILL BE PRESIDENT
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>>70778119
CALIFORNIA
UBER ALLES
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el mexicANO
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australiANO
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chilANgO
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Why are Kiwis the best Asians?
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thailad post shriveled tiny white cock
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>playing soviet campaign in ww2 game
>keep killing teammates and keep running into enemy fire, killing myself
>mfw i don't even shoot the nazis
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>>70778276
autism if true
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brain feels like its about to burst listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF2h9IizqpE
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breakfast
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>>70778338
t. commie
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inspirational
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>>70778428
surprised the mexicunt didn't post this
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>>70778428
>bernie
>anti-system
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What did the famed British tabloids have to say about this
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>>70778451
what do you think of people who use the :3 emoticon?
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>>70778428
>old
>white
>male

Hmmmmmm.
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>>70778481
(((((white))))))))
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>>70778481
>>white
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Una vela
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>>70778481
>>>>>>>>>>white
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yes

YES
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>>70778525
that's phase 2
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>>70778525
I don't see the issue
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LOVE when I find some solid hip-hop
too much pop rubbish gets rec'd to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3yq49Un0Tw
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Ah yes, according to 4chan this girl is not white.
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I'm sexually attracted to the cause of ISIS
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>>70778607
I want to skullfuck someone like LBJ did to JFK
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Why do i browse youtube 'trending' and irritate myself by watching small sections of popular '''''vlogs'''''?

This guy NEEDS to be punched in the solar plexus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGs6TzEGTVU
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>>70778594
http://forward.com/scribe/355864/anti-semitism-in-america-is-nothing-new-dont-deny-jewish-history-and-cultur/
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>>70778652
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>>70778519
>>70778499
>>70778488
>jews aren't white
i guess that means half of all inventions in europe weren't made by white people then huh
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>>70778477
Patricians
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>>70778677
Jews have never invented anything.
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>>70778677
only thing I can think of invented by kikes is communism
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>>70778652
Oh well, that's definitive then.

Fat fucking spic.
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>>70778699
>>70778693
(see nobel prize winners)
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>>70778699
and capitalism :^)
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https://youtu.be/I0xYclgvTmo
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>>70778754
((((((((((nobel prize))))))))))
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mr. goldberg's wife likes to promote atheism and tell to the goyim that having family is a bad thing
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>>70778699

Finance was mastered by Jews but otherwise not really.
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>>70778804
and your thoughts?
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>>70778804
odd that you think atheism is forced upon us by jews yet kikes literally created christianity
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>>70778818
don't understand why christian americans support israel
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>>70778831
kikes hate christians
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don't reply to me you spic nigger
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>>70778885
too close haha
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red-pilled ramiro here needs to lay off the tequilas haha
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jews and the irish are both disgusting
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trump will start ww3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPKNmvLA_o0
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>>70778954
I just hope he can wait until the summer so I can GTFO of here already
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im the only british person here
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>>70778954
Literally what state would come to Iran's aid in event of a war.
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*cowers in terror at the fearsome leaders of Sweden*
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>>70778954
this shit happens literally every week
t. follow this stuff
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>>70778969
my grandma is from poland
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wish the bye bye man or one of his associates would appear and kill me 2bh
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>>70778985
russia
china
north korea
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>>70778954
should have been Hillary
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>>70778993
reckon I could take over Sweden with a sufficiency large club
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>>70779007
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asian bitches getting fucked by MULTIPLE WHITE GUYS

if there're any non-white guys or if there's only one white guy then don't bother
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>>70779003
Literally the only significant power that will is Russia, and I very much doubt China would enter such a conflict.
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>>70779003
none of them would
but they would probably fund them overtly or covertly and America would fuck itself fighting rabid Iranian zealots
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watching interracial porn and pretending the black guy is a refugee and the white girl is a european girl is the best type of porn
prove me wrong protip you cant
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>>70779043
>defending your country makes you a rabid zealot
bet you wouldn't think the same way if someone invaded canada you doublethinking idiot
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even when molymeme is at his wits end he still doesn't name the jew

making me think some kind of way
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>>70779112
which jew?
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wank exclusively to videos of asian girls pretending to wank themselves to me wanking myself off....
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>>70779112
his mother is jewish meaning he is jewish
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Saturn is the sixth planet from the sun, it obviously has the hexagonal cloud storm raging on it, Saturday is also the sixth day of the week and if you think about it, it's probably the day that the most degeneracy takes place at least in the western world. Saturn is also equated with the god Apollo, who is a son god, a shining one, a light bearer, etc. He is also associated with Helios, Ra, Lucifer, etc, and the Babylonian sun god Baal, the one that they sacrificed thousands of babies to by burning them in the bronze bull. Donald Trump's tower is 666 feet tall, he lives in a golden-coated apartment on the 66th floor, and there he has a painting of Apollo chasing Aurora hung on the wall.
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>>70779112
Why do people like Molymeme or any of the talking heads. Their videos are far too long considering whichever substance is found inside.

I feel like I missed the whole "talking head" Youtube trend by being in my early twenties.All my sister's friend's either watch political/philosophical or humorous ones like Leafyishere (who despite being a child celebrity his style is identical to other talking heads) or Sargon the Quadroon.
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>>70779106
you're obfuscating, I'm saying America would face people who would be bigger zelots than they've faced since maybe Vietnam and they would get fucked since there is zero will for war on the homefront.

its good if Iranians want to defend their country, but Americans are not nearly as willing to invade right now.
war with Iran would honestly fuck America completely in its current state.
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>>70779168
>Saturday is also the sixth day of the week
actually its the seventh
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>racemixing is bad
>jews are the most successful people on the planet
woah
really makes you think huh
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leafs fuck off
they just can't get enough of talking about us can they
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The week begins with Sunday fucking lmao

>the week starts when i have to go back to work!
>t. wagie
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The amount of shit food I ate yesterday

wew
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>>70779208
don't think anyone cvilised gives a toss about racemixing lad

t. asian gf
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>>70779171
yea most of these videos are such rubbish and they can easily strip down their several hour long ramblings to a concise far shorter video.

they just talk for so long to hypnotize people since they have so little to actually say.
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>>70779205
his first day in office he was 70 years, 7 weeks, and 7 days old
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>>70779171
dunno how molyneux manages to bang on for the lengths he does about presumably the same things day in day out

sargon did a FIVE AND A HALF HOUR long interview with jontron about sjws a few days ago. how the hell can 2 people spend that length of time talking about one topic?
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>>70779223
grim

99% of people who have Asian girlfriends or foreign ones are gigantic betas who'd work in IT or are teachers. It's tremendously sad when I meet anyone whose wife is essentially a dependent maid.
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>Saturn is the 6th planet
TECHNICALLY since the ancients thought the sun also orbited the earth it was the 7th celestial sphere.
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>>70779213
he very well may be the antichrist, im just using this forum to disseminate important ideas

get ready, especially if he returns jerusalem to the jews, gets to rebuilding the temple, and signs a 7 year peace treaty between israel and palestine...
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>>70779262
spot on post
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>It will never be Saturday morning in 2007, getting up early to play RuneScape and listen to Green Day
>No worries, no responsibilities, just hours of self-indulgence

A manchild part of me wants to go back, but I can't, the good life is over
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>>70779261
they physically can't
there's a reason old long movies had an intermission, its just white noise after a point to subliminally influence people with repetitive rhetoric.
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jon "fry jews like calamari" jafari
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>>70779276
>since the ancients
which ones? and why those ones and not the other ones that realised the opposite?
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>>70779293
I still had school
I have way more free time now and way less responsibility
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>>70779262
well, I'm not a beta and my gf is more probably going to be a lot more successful than me. also, she's pretty much british having lived here for 7 years.
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>I'm not a beta
>my gf is more probably going to be a lot more successful than me
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>she's pretty much british having lived here for 7 years
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jon "ghetto safari" jafari
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>>70779293
me on the right after escaping 2 years of neetdom
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>>70779319
desu people feel threatened by "foreign" girls and attack people who have relationships with them.
desu I really don't care about white girls and most of my gfs have been brown or 'other' anyways

though always Catholic.
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>>70779345
nothing wrong with that lad
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>>70779356
>having time to workout while working every day

being a hybrid-neet has given me loads of time for gains
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>>70779261
I always liked that if you happened to have a little bit of expertise on a particular topic they cover, you'll notice that sargon or moly will just omit massive parts of the story/facts and having done this will start sounding desperate and making arguments that appeal to emotion.

It's sad that people need to be told how to think.
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>>70779230
>>70779261
It's absolutely the most clear with Molymeux who really has almost nothing to say and is basically elucidating a certain strain of /pol/ post or applying his intense analytical mind to someone like Elliot Rodger and coming up with the lengthened version of what practically anyone else could also infer.

Really, video game streaming and most podcasts are like this as well, and it most of it seems like something you'd listen to while focusing most your attention on something else.

>sargon did a FIVE AND A HALF HOUR long interview with jontron about sjws

Ah yes the intellectual whose only ability is to pull apart the ideas of college freshmen feminists.
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Best type of benzo lids?
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>>70779319
>she's pretty much british having lived here for 7 years

sounds like a bait post but I think you're being serious
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porn video is stuck downloading at 104 of 108mb

bit livid 2bh
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>>70779171
Never watched his videos and never will, he's a nutty old man and probably extremely unexceptional

Which is why PJW is top. His videos are concise and target left-wing beliefs in a creative and thought provoking way (eg "20 questions for Muslims" instead of "20 hour monologue on why Muslims are are wrong")

>YouTube drama

Ah yes, patrician entertainment I see
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>>70779358
pope francis is the false prophet, or else at least he's infested with demons. or senile. either way he should be burnt at the stake.

just the other day he said people are cowards for following the ten commandments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCJB9f6yg4w
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>>70779419
some people go native quickley
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jon "decimate a nigger army" jafari
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>>70779317
School was a fucking doss up until 16+ exam material (Year 10). Until then, you have time to get 99 woodcutting.
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>>70779459
>reddit/v/ meme

Jontron is the fat and less funny version of the Nostalgia Critic and Jamesnintendonerd the latter being the only one who was funny at one point.
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reckon /brit/ is to dum 4 dis
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>>70779498
c4
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could deck any of you cunts with a single heem
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>>70779498
of the unimaginable quantities of things I didn't read, this is up there with the best of them
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storms tommorow
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(((70779557)))
he is talking about his hooked nose hahaha
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my dogs are sick
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>>70779498
its c3
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the chicken 'sseur has a literal rival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwZ9faXAZFw
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>>70779557
post fuck machines
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>>reddit/v/ meme
>Jontron is the fat and less funny version of the Nostalgia Critic and Jamesnintendonerd the latter being the only one who was funny at one point.
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*puurrs seductively at you*
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>>70779636
WOULD slap this fat mong.
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>>70779652

This post is entirely indefensible from defending Jontron or fedora'ing me when I really ought to fedora anyone who allows such a blatant transgression of Reddit humor onto /brit/.
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>>70779713
*slaps you*

Yiff in HELL furfag
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did someone mention reddittron
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/brit/ is slower than a child with down syndrome
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>TB is contagious

what the fuck lads
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feel like most girls actually prefer twinkmode bodies 2bh

maybe it's just my age group though (20-25)
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what should i do tonight lads

just received a snapchat i am not sure i was meant to receive from one of the lads about doing something haha
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>>70779875
Have an exotic wank
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>>reddit/v/ meme
>Jontron is the fat and less funny version of the Nostalgia Critic and Jamesnintendonerd the latter being the only one who was funny at one point.
>and yeah, I did just arrive here from reddit.
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having a meal lads
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>>70779885
don't have many dommies left and cba buying new ones

might just go for a walk or some shit
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>>70779973
posh wanks are shite anyway after the first 5 mins
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>>70779875
What the fuck is a snapchat
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>>70780022
normie shit
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>>70780022
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>>70779752
don't resist
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>>70779859
The majority of women of all personalities love a hunky body. Thinking otherwise is skelly cope. Nobody sees a skinny cunt and thinks "Wow his body is amazing". Get in the gym.
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>>70780022
hello patrick, how's the rock house going?
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Every pair of shorts I've worn with a sewn on button have had the button eventually pop off
They all fit well
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>>70780068
stop eating so much, fat cunt
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>>70780063
bet you have a 'facebook' too

sad
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>>70780063
Smelly dumb millennial scum
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>>70780063
bogan runt
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getting bullied
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time for my morning brew in a sports direct mug
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*walks coolly into the thread, hoodie up, looking down, a little beat in my step*
*nodding head, quicker and quicker*
*pulls hoodie down*
*Lose Yourself starts playing loudly*

alright lads i'm here
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>>70780157
u gettin' the old crew back together?
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taking a shit lads
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currentely on my 3rd runt juice of the day trying to stay awake
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(((he))) is here
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gf just sent me this
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This will be an American century
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*flicks you in the nuts*
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ded thred
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just a fucking intense poshy lads

feel good now as well since it's easy cleanup
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Anyone live in a share house? What percentage should a couple pay for a room assuming all the bedrooms are the same size.

In this instance weekly rent for a 3 bedroom house is $750 (and up to now everyone has been paying $250 each)
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>>70780297
yeah but my roommates pay all my expenses and i got my own room
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>>70780264
>tfw when I wank I spend at least 6 hours edging before I cum

I feel like when I eventually have sex it will be a let down compared to wanking
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>6 hours
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>>70780332
can't imagine being this sad but whatever does it for you i guess
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>>70780297
So there's an empty bedroom?
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watching joseline kelly videos
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>>70780354
>>70780358
>I cum in 1 minute

LMAO

alri nerds
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>>70780325
>my roommates pay all my expenses
Don't call your parents "roommates" it's disrespectful
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Told me surgeon I was unhappy with the outcome of my surgery

Said he would give me half my money back (1500)

feel guilty now
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>>70780398
Fuck off wingnut
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>>70780361
No there are three bedrooms and one person is bringing a new person into their bedroom
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>>70780398
That's what u get for chopping your dick of u filthy tranny.
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don't time how long it takes me to ejaculate
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>>70778993
woah is that swedish woman pregnant isn't thattillegal in sweden, to be both swedish and reproducing?
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how do these inbreds keep on living?
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>>70780415
>>70780430
Got my ears pinned back, but they looked very similar to how they looked before

He said would get another surgeon to have a look and see if anything more could be done and he would do it for free

OR

if nothing can be done he'll give me £1500 back

Was I in the right saying I was unhappy? Surgeon is a literally millionaire tho
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>>70777777
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>>70780416
350 dollah
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>>70780479
If you've paid £3k to have your lugs pinned back and that hasn't been achieved then you have every right to complain.
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fucking dumbo eared retard lol
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might head down t'shop t'get some barms
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>>70780555
Yeah, still feel guilty though

I think he secretly knew they looked barely different, he was saying they mainly look different from the back now

Bit annoying, had to wear a tight bandage on my head for 2 weeks 24/7 with was painful
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>>70780597
dumbo
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>>70780612
alri flatears
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The only thing I haven't done yet is die
And it's me and my plus one at the afterlife
>>
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>>70780623
why don't you just sleep every night with a headband on
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>>70780661
>pawn shop right next to william hill

like pottery
>>
life is grim
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>>70780661
fucking dire

could be a third world country 2bh. WHAT WERE BRITISH 70s ARCHITECTS THINKING? DID THAT LOOK GOOD AT THE TIME?
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>>70780674
I do...

I have to unless I roll onto my ears when I'm asleep and bend them
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>>70780680

ikr
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>>70780690
Scotland is a 3rd world country
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>>70780680
grim as in black metal grim?
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once had a wank that only took 28 seconds, i timed it
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>>70780705

fug
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>>70780716
the most rundown commie block looking places in australia (there aren't a lot) don't even look half as bad as that hole 2bh
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>>70780705
>that graveyard
why
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>>70780661
*rides bike like a pikey*
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so glad i didn't do any drugs last night, usually collapsed in bed for the rest of the weekend now
going to the gym instead

>tfw finally getting my life on track
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>>70780763
family didn't pay for a headstone or spot at a good graveyard
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>daring to insult the northern powerhouse
>>
every brit on this board is a junkie degenerate
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>>70780811

been off benzos for 4 days now
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>>70780788
Bit depressing
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>>70780811
>le degenerate
please fuck off back to /pol/
>>
>Joe Rogan Experience #913 - Stefan Molyneux
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>>70780500
>trying to pay $300
I thought $350 was reasonable too
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>>70780887
pics or it didn't happen
>>
well good morning
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>>70780891
>50 aus dollars a week to live in a house

wew
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>>70780887
>tfw the recents protests broke him
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>>70780887

shall not even be entertaining the notion of ever watching a joe rogan video
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>>70780773
>tfw used to bender every weekend
Makes me feel kinda gross thinking about it. Expect to lose contact with some friends though.
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>>70780946
they're pretty good, i started listening to them recently and it's been helping me fight my depression
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>it's been helping me fight my depression
what are aussies like ay
silly buggers
>>
>>70780946
In all fairness to Joe and people like him, I genuinely envy how they can just kick back and talk about random shit for hours.
When I try to talk to someone I'm either sitting there thinking "how do I respond to that?" and just reply "haha yeah" and kill the conversation dead
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>>70780887
greatest meeting of the 21 cenutry, not since foucalt and chomsky sat to talk has been such a debate
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>>70781050
pfm
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>>70780937
$150 each I guess.

Anything under $200 p/w is unheard of where I'm from.
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ugh, why isn't he posting the fucking machines?
so selfish
>>
how the frick do you "fight" depression
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>>70781123
big right hooks
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alri lads thailad here, just wanna say i'm a HUGE bender haha
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the Devil is giving globalist pedophiles and inter-dimensional vampires the data on AI that will be able to predict and control the future
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ban leafs
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fuck off you nonce
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>>70781123
Alcohol
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>>70781143
hey thailad, don't be so hard on yourself pal

you're a great bloke and we all appreciate you
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>>70781154
LITERALLY watching this lmao senpai
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>>70781213
>we
not my /brit/
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Reminder that Richard Nixon:


-promoted a universal healthcare law, but it was struck down by the Democrats because they didn't want to give the Republicans a political win and thought a Democratic President would do it eventually.

-promoted a "negative income tax", essentially a basic income system to replace welfare, again, Dems struck it down

-was the rightful winner of the 1960 election, Kennedy stole it by cheating in Chicago

-Got America out of the failing Bretton Woods system

-fixed relations with China

-supported the clean water act

But remember, he's the worst president ever.
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>>70781224
Fucking hell you are literally 1 minute behind me in that screnshot
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It happened again last night. Couldn't cum again. Was a good fuck though apart from that. Think I was way too pissed up and numbed.

Does alcohol also make you lads unable to jizzum in a girl?
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>>70781274
Yeah
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stop the press lads
he's one minute behind him

FASCINATING
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considering a 'cide
>>
serious pain just above my willy in what i presume is my bladder especially when i move

prognosis??
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watching AMWF and ASMR
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>>70781274
infertile normie
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>>70781307
don't let us stop you
toodle-oo
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>>70781326
kidney stones
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>>70781330
bout time i became one desu

been posting in /brit/ since 2014
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Only utter runts that 'don't like water' get kidney stones

they deserve it lmao
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off to the gym now lads

what are YOU doing to lay the foundations to achieve /gf2017/
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>>70781240
t. never saw the movie Dick
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would like to have a job sweeping sand off solar panels in the sahara
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>>70781459
got a gf lad, would go gym but pulled a muscle the other day hehe

Good on you though, keep it up.

/gf2016/ was a hell of a ride.
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>>70781459
Invited to a party in Vienna today
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>>70781459

All lifting ever did for me was get me compliments from men
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>>70781459
did a lay last night with my flatmate keke
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>>70781481
Would love to be a lighthouse keeper desu
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today I'm going to have a nice day
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doing a poo
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>>70781505
hello normie
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NEED to get to Bassiani lads

who with me?
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>>70781494
Can I cum
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>>70781517
*places a gypsy curse on you, making you hear the get smart theme song in your head until it drives you insane*

heh, better luck next time kiddo
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>>70781526
hey me too poo pal :))
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Got an email saying my phone password was entered wrong 3 times at 6am when I was asleep and my phone was on the floor next to my bed

Spoopy
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ah yes
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>>70781574
hmmmm
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>>70781550
Sure, la. Bring some good beer pretty please?
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>>70781574
janny's not having it
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Pondering whether I should jerk off to memories now or save my sperm for when I get laid tonight hmmm
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| brit | > (brit) >>>>>>>>>> /brit/
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>>70781560
don't know what that means
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>>70781572
had sex with a tunisian girl once, not algerian but close enough, you know what i mean?
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>>70781641
Yeah they're pretty much the same. Had sex with three australian girls before coming here. They have a way of sucking you off very slowly and passionately. Also two found a long term bf after we broke up ans one turned lesbian and got into a serious relationship as well, really made me thinka what all that means at the time but probably noghing was my conclusion
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