/brit/

Not cara

FIFA 12 is objectively the best FIFA desu

>el sharwywy silver with 5 star skills and 5 star weak foot

Anime

wanna do a bum

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>>70772593
Nonce

>mexishits cba making a new thread

lmao good luck with that wall

no gf feels are hitting me pretty hard lads. better go get drunk.

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No
Gaybois
Allowed!!

>>70772624
fifa 12 was the last arcade fifa before they introduced all the 'realistic movement' bollocks

if i wanted realism i'd go and play sunday league ffs

babestation

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that moment when mr. golderg's wife say to your women that having family and being christian is a bad thing

going to watch an AC/DC tribute band my gf, her little sisters and her parents tomorrow

/brit/ went to shit after 2014

/brit/ went to shit after 1014

>>70772631
*fucks you*

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>they're still arguing about sport gayms

>>70772631
front or back?

just kissed the bottom of my whiskey glass passionately

>pat cat
>jumps on lap purring
>get an erection
ah yes... perfectly healthy human behaviour

spaghetti with red sauce, cheddar cheese and bacon

>>70772698
>remember when you first got N64
>will literally never be that happy again

>>70772568

having a look through my old FIFA 12 saves

>That Everton 4-3-3 kick and rush with Rakitic that won the treble
>that Northampton team that won 3 promotions in 4 seasons and won the Europa league
>That Villa team that beat GOAT tier Barca 3-1 at the AlienS arena

good feels desu

YA KNOW

IF THIS HAD

HAM

IN IT

IT'D BE A LOT LIKE A BRITISH CARBONARA

NEED a saffer gf

>>70772679
i started posting in /brit/ in 2015 but i've been on /int/ since 2012 and from what i saw of /brit/ back in its infancy it was boring as shit

>>70772731
sending this post to the rozzers

>football video games

runt!

RUNT!

May peace, love, prosperity, happiness, family and friendship come your way if you try to apply positive reinforcement in your mentality, behaviour and speech.

South Africa went to shit after 1902

>>70772774
no dont

Unexpected item in the bagging area

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When will they leaen

>>70772779
fuck off racist.

>>70772762
everyone was in /sp/

do normal people in the UK say runt? my sister called her dog a runt the other day and i was wondering if she picked it up from the UK tv shows she watches

>>70772795
hollywood prefers shorter actors because it's easier to set up camera shots and stuff
you can always add, but never really take away

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>he didnt post in /sp/ in 2012

roarin

am VERY lonely and need a friend

a friend with breasts and all the rest, specifically

May peace, love, prosperity, happiness, family and friendship come your way if you buy my product for 5 easy payments of $14.48.

>>70772835
2011 and 2012 spee was the pinnicle of 4chan

>>70772835
in it's heyday /sp/ was the meme factory of the internet

feels good to have been part of it desu

4chan went to shit after 2009

>>70772795
>97cm tall

jesus fucking christ

4chan (particularly /brit/) went to shit after THIS post.

>>70772838
a friend who's dressed in leather?

>>70772835
looks like fun, but i dont watch football

damn 4chan is suddenly so shit now

>>70772895
nah i'm a vegan

why does puerto rico post here

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roses are

violets are blue

why does mexicANO post here

Why does mexico post here

would honestly demolish any of you at fifa 12

Mexico went to shit after 1867

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>>70772835
the 'fu mentioned

Why do I post here?

>>70772956
wtf mate are you a nonce

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/cum/ here

this is our cornetto

bye

why does that lad post here?

>>70772920
fucking faggot

*surreptitiously googles what colour roses are*

>>70772948

genuinely play CAM for a top 20 pro club

YOU DID IT REDD1T

>>70772966
this was australia's too

sold more than cornettos but we had both

>>70772935
1-1 at newcastle

>>70772959
because I'm in love

genuinely play WANK for a top 20 pro club

don't forget me babe
do you remember me?

>>70772912
neither did /sp/

>>70772968
no u

>>70772973
erm I've been a lone front man for a top 20 club since fifa 11 mate

I could end you in a single button press

>>70772989
in reddit............things happen

>>70772965
no she is 17 (in normal countries the age of consent is 16)

>>70773015
age of consent in america: 18
location of the 4chan website: america

nonces fuck OFF.

make a post i'll enjoy

/brit/ has been shit recently and I attribute it to yank,leaf and mexishit posters

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>mexican't posts something against me
>everyone shits on him
thanks gentlemen

>>70773031
>age of consent in japan: 13
>manager of 4chan: japanese
>design of 4chan: carbon copy of japanese website

the paddy scum is angry

>>70773031
the age of consent is 16 in some states

can't believe i have to tell a yank about his own country

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>>70773031

>>70772624
that was the last one i played so i concur

not a patch on pes though

pes since 2016 has been top notch again

hope bruce enjoys this webbum xx

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1486089147502.webm

>>70773035
really digging this song, it's the theme to what i assume is the french equivalent of "jersey shore"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCZwIG1N0P0

>>70773064
why can't 16 year olds do porn then

the little colony used green letters

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>>70773031
>age of consent in america: 18
speak for yourself m8
>tfw age of consent in south carolina is 16

>>70773067
reminds me of me getting bullied when i was 15

>copy a stupid post i saw a few weeks ago
>island yanks go MENTAL

ah yes, pottery

>>70772835
>>70772860
>>70772862
I missed it, wasn't on 4chan then

feels bad

if a bloke puts his arm around me or pats me to speak man to man i feel less like an adolescent and more like a real man

>>70773082
because they're still children you fucking idiot

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>>70773064
i almost shagged a 16 year old in New York when i was 18

>>70773104
hope you enjoyed it xx

>>70773103
but does that increase your chances of fucking a qt 16 year old at all

>>70773118
then why can they consent to having sex if they can't do porn

>>70773082
that's a different law

age of consent is specifically for sex, not appearing in porn

>>70773110
for me it was the strongest unique board culture 4chan has ever produced. /b/ usually makes the headlines in the normie world but /sp/ was a fucking force to be reckoned with

>>70773067
NEVER got bullied on this level

Also never wore an Atari shirt around

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>>70773136
i mean, it c-couldnt h-hurt

>>70773108
>>island yanks go MENTAL
what's this got to do with hawaii

>>70773132
that's still ok because of romeo and juliet laws

>>70773173
horrid post

>>70773144
I know but why are they separate laws? if they can consent to sex then surely they can consent to doing porn

>>70773148
really? i post on /sp/ now and it's good, not that level though

what happened?

>>70773188
/sp/ got janitors

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holy shit brits have to teach yanks about their own laws

>>70773185
they're two entirely different things with different reasons surrounding them

>in america, a girl can take 2 dicks in each hole and have it filmed and put on the internet, but she's too young to buy a beer

>>70773211
c >>70773108

the little colony is mocking of his masters

jog on brits

>>70773222
go on, what are those reasons?

>>70773227
also 9 year olds can accidentally shoot their parents in the face

jog on poms, yanks, leafs and mexicans

this is REAL aussie hours

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>g-guys it was a copypasta I'm only pretending

i am the only poster from mexico

mexican here ama

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STRAYA CUNT

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Good morning

Only countries with the Union Flag on their flag are allowed ITT

>>70773185
think of porn age as labour laws and age of consent as child protection laws.

i really like greek music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tAFgLt62hA&t=109s

>>>/b/721274177

still don't know how to do it

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>>70773312
Uhm forgetting someone?

>>70773330
>/b/
fuck off 13 year old

>>70773317
doing a big think to this

>>70773363
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>70773363
janny will NOT be happy to hear this

>>70773363
MODERATORS WE HAVE AN ISSUE
MODERATORS WE HAVE AN ISSUE
MODERATORS WE HAVE AN ISSUE
MODERATORS WE HAVE AN ISSUE

will never not laugh at /b/ worshipping 5/10 yatties

>>70773312
fuck you
you don't tell me what to do

>>70773363
don't even joke about that here m8, you might as well walk into an airport and shout "bomb"

>>70773363
UNPAID CUSTODIAN

not giving him my (You)

>>70773337
Rogan is such a bellend

>>70773411
nigger

CONDUCTOR

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>>70773337
>hot sauce on peppers

have not been intimate with a female since i was 14
am nearly 20 now

>>70773387
>>70773379
>>70773376

>i'm actually 22 and only went on /b/ because i mentioned it in a post but will undoubtedly get banned for this

i'll just have to go outside tomorrow

>>70773439
nonce

genuinely think i could start at #10 for the us national team

>>70773250
well in your country some states have the aoc at 16, some at 17 and some at 18
the idea of the age of consent law for sex is really so that you don't prosecute some young adults/teenagers for simply shagging about
it's why it's so low in certain parts of europe, no need to criminalise people for doing what comes naturally to them

but with porn, it's generally made in america and the legal age for watching it is at 18, so it was decided that for people to appear in porn, they'd have to be 18
and the rest of the world's porn industry tends to follow suit and base their own laws around america's because america is the centre of the world (culturally)

ANOTHER MEXICAN IS HERE AHHHHHHH

>>70773337
Looks revolting

Rub some dirt in it, pussy

>>70773463
not reading this but yeah you're probably right

french hip hop lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMDTr8d8ZVE

>>70773432
dont post this image ever again mate

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SHORT YOUR (You) STOCKS NOW
THE MARKET IS ABOUT TO CRASH

Rub some pussy in it, dirt

>>70773500
sorry, do you have a problem?

>>70773510
dont EVER use my post in your DIRTY LEAF screenshots AGAIN.

why is incest illegal?

am i banned

another mexican is here hahaahahhaha priates will not like that

>>70773510
another cracking post from redddit: the country

>>70773496
stoopid

>>70773533
it isnt, unless a minor is involved with an adult

business idea: build a wall around /brit/ and make /cum/ pay for it

>>70773569
FOM

In civilized countries its illegal despite minor shite

Common law not civil law OK?

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The gf

>>70773533
*opens up a private window for this google query*

I went to a club tonight with some people I sort of know. People complimented my motorhead tshirt, I'm not sure if they were being sarcastic or thought I was wearing it ironically or something. The drinks were far too expensive to be being served in a plastic cup. At some point though some guy shouted "flying double dab" and tried to launch himself across the dancefloor while dabbing and landed on his face and there was blood everywhere and he got hauled away by medics, that made it all worth while.

just did a bait thread on /pol/

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Dr. Paisley I'm IRA

try and guess where this band is from without looking it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v2J_stvHes

the shocking truth may surprise you!

>>70773456
na banned for 4 years mate

>>70773646
link xx

>>70773628
nice shirt

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flatmate just offered me sex and i said no

>>70773628
*never looks up from phone*
Yeah mate shame about all that Donald Trump mess going on isnt it
*puts in earbuds and turns away*

dumb pirate frogposter

>>70773704
delete this image mate

>>70773687
>>>/pol/

>>70773704
good lad

>>70773687
no you'll link back here

try to guess which one it is

>>70773713
ASTOUNDING post

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWHrnMgE4L4
Dr. Whyte I'm IRS

>>70773727
laughing rn

>>>/pol/110936318

>>70773713
backflipping to this post

>>70773704
stay pure m8 x

>>70773722
nah mate just link it xx

>>70773735
this is the face I think of when I read Florida Man headlines

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>tfw every time i go out clubbing someone asks me what i'm on
>tfw not on anything just a spastic mong

drinking some booze

>>70773610
arent you all inbreds anyway?

>>70773759
shall do m8
she has chlamydia which helped convince me not to fuck her

pls say i'm not banned

the other mexican is trashing the mick hhaahahahaha

>>70773804
what a slag

>>70773773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hjiiCAlhUQ

what kind of person even browses /b/ these days? you never hear them getting up to anything
surely they aren't all edgy teens

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*rides past you at 3x the speed limit*

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alcohol is disgusting 2bh lads

>>70773722
is it this one

>>>/pol/110942300

>>70773839
dunno, they're entirely irrelevant. It's posting school before they graduate to the other boards

>>70773839
literally clicked on it out of the very same curiosity

>>70773839
edgy teens and redditors who haven't found their way to /pol/ yet

>>70773839
lower class normies.

im Reading a history of england book

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>>70773838
won't even hit play on that

>>70773672
hmmm, is hard to guess from the video, but my bet is on denmark

>>70773885
statistically unlikely to be white

>>70773839
There was a /b/ thread about editing a petshop website with an administrator account today, but I don't think there is much worth noting

>>70773885
http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2017/2/2/ocala_road_rage_inci.html

>>70773895
dickhead

back up in your arse with the resurrection

>>70773864
maybe

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>>70773905
just checked, it was a 60 year old guy called.. Hung Nyugen

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dude ...

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cities skylines

In a shit club getting pissed on my own what should I do?

more like shitties skylines

Why is /cum/ better than /brit/

>>70773977
the worm

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huh

>>70773851
*gives him the thumbs up next time he does it*

>>70773995
Me bringing down the national average

WESTSIDE
*sprays thread with Uzi*

>>70773995
you forgot to colour alaska

fuck off toot poster, /cum/ is filled of degenerates

>>70773851
*throws a metal pipe into his spokes*

Like having an asian gf tbqh

>>70773977
Tell the closest person to you to "do one"

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me on the far right

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>>70773938
did I get it right?
yay!

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>>70774023

>>70774040
i'd worry about her cooking my pets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzHzv5G7gIM

banger

>>70774072
Japs don't eat dogs though

right, night lads

might see you tomorrow, might see you in 4 years

who knows

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ever met anyone famous? pic related: me and aphex twin

>>70774055
He looks like a right deano, too scared sorry lad

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>>70774065

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fucks sake lads

hmmmm now i quite want chlamydia flatmate to suck my willy
how to achieve?

Mexicunt talking about degeneracy
get a load of this beheader

>>70774087
how hard/easy is to migrate to halifax or NS in general?
how is the job market for engineers?

post toot

>spend ages queuing up for the bar
>scrawny little paki cunt tries pushing in front of me, tries to push me with his flimsy little curry sticks
>give him a little shove and he falls on his arse
>african bouncers come to the little slugs aid and kick me out

don't feel like i'm in my own country anymore

>>70774216
there are no jobs

>>70774216
>job market
>nova scotia

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to be fair to scotland it does feel nice to wear girl's clothes

>>70774151
hahaha

I'm 6'1" and wrangled a 6'2" girl

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>>70774235
>>70774244
you're lying, you cant keep all the maritimes to yourself

Business idea: liquidate the business and all my assets, move to Florida to blow all my money on cocaine and 10/10 escorts, then kill myself when it runs out

THE OTHER MEXICAN POST FROGS...........................

tfw 6'1 and built like a mexican intellectual

white genocide is real

>>70774304
why are you writing like I cant read you?

browser keeps crashing
what are you doing to my computer

>>70772568
top show

my birthdday weekend PLS come here

making this AMERICAN CITIZEN's browser crash aha AMA

>>70774341
ignore him like the rest of us do. He's delirious

>>70774358
t. sheikh

>>70772568
uninteresting.

the sheikh is here ...

>>70774280
>6'2" girl
marry her la, your sons will be guaranteed non-manlets

>>70774359
what are you doing to his computer

>>70774332
what's wrong with it?

>>70774371
>>70774367
you can have my leftover poontang you little slimy commonwealthers. For real though Canadians are the funniest people on earth

>>70774385
not true, he could turn out a Bobby Hill

>>70773613
Really ugly desu, m8

>>70774418
6'2 for a girl is like 6'9 for a guy, especially given that he's 6'1 the median height for his sons is prolly 6'4 or something

doing a shit genetics not worth passing on

>>70774490
>Dads 6'1
>Mums 5'6

By your logic I should be 5'11. I'm 5'8

yall know what the midwest is young and restless

Wish I could shag a girl taller than me, being 6 foot makes me sad

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Genuinely just ate a whole packet of those, just had to tell somebody haha

>thinking women taller than you will even give you one moments notice
aha
t. 5'6''

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

Prefer this proper Mexican to the cartel braindead baby who yearns for attention

Truly our greatest ally that poster

>>70774587
When you're both above average height it's different though innit

Not being a manlet helps

>>70774582
are they good?

>>70774587
Just be an elf

irish subhuman

Why are m*xicans allowed to post here tbqh

reposting this in case anyone missed it the first time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMDTr8d8ZVE

>>70774652
hello nigger

why is toot poster not posting toot???

Are the Irish truly better than the Congolese? I would wager not

pay attention to me

>>70774582
Maybe its just in Ireland but I remember an "older" type of jaffa cake in a darker box or something which tasted earhiter, more choclately than what they were replaced with, the orange tasted different as well

>>70774633
Amazeballs. Have you not got them? Tragic.

don't pay attention to me

yeah not a fan

>>70774687
>Amazeballs
Consider yourself fedora'd

>>70774666
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>IT'S J-J-JUST BANTER !!

HAHAHAHAHA STAY FLUSTERED YOU BRIT CUNT

THE IRISH TRULY ARE THE BEST. FUCK THESE PAKI CUNTS. GIVE BACK THE MALVINAS YOU SMELLY SNAKE-CHARMING CURRYNIGGER CUNTS.

I CAN SMELL YOUR BALTI THROUGH MY APARTMENT WALL. NIGGER I DO NOT WANT TO SMELL YOUR DINNER SEEPING THROUGH MY WALL.

HAJAAJA. BRIT CUISINE: TIKKA MASALA, BALTI AND VINDALOO. Hahajahajajaj. THESE FUCKERS HAVE NOTHING.

*KNOCK KNOCK* OH IT'S A BOBBY FROM THE COP SHOP. "ALRIGHT M8, I SAW YOU HANGING AN ENGLISH FLAG OUT YA WINDA AND THOUGHT I SHOULD TELL YOU TO REMOVE IT. BIPPITY BOP BASH, ON YOUR TOES M8. THOSE FLAGS OFFEND PAKIS!!"

HAHAHAHA NO PRIDE. EDL RUN BY AN IRISHMAN. YOU CUNTS CAN'T EVEN STICK UP FOR YOURSELVES.

What is the point of Australia?

that sounds good
that sounds good
that sounds good
that sounds good
now let's open the sound system
let's hear the kick

the irish is offended again

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>>70772568

I'M HERE TA PARTAY
FILL MAH PINT M8S

RAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Are m*xicans austistics or is it just that one guy

free gfs click here

>>70774749
>>70774749
>>70774749
>>70774749
>>70774749

>>70774743
watching such a boring, mindless, brain rotting sport like soccer for years has made them borderline retarded

>>70774698
Created this gimmick for racial reasons

>>70774715
Really wish you lads hadn't left, think we'd both be better off

>>70774649
No one except for current or former colonies should be allowed into /brit/

Can somebody post the picture of all the cats sleeping in sleeping bags with their respective flags on the bags?