How exactly do we cure Brazil?

>>70771102
>we
>asking this on a siamese 9th art discussion forum

Why do you care?

Can someone give me a non meme answer for why most of South America is such a giant shithole

>>70771102
return the slaves

>>70771166
Corruption

>>70771102
The American Constitution has less than 30 articles and more than 200 years.
The Brazilian Constitution has less than 30 years and more than 200 articles.

>>70771131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jy6NQA6kIg

>>70771219
Why didn't you just copy our constitution?

>>70771257
Onde tudo deu tão errado?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InWifglIkQ0

End war on drugs.

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Is the Brazilians are lazy meme true?

>>70771308
When the capital was transferred to Brasília.

>>70771354
No. Brazilians work way too much for too little.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQESTllzx5s

>>70771208
And populism

>>70771292
Because communists wrote it.
I'll give you a quick rundown on Brazilian history.
>1500-1822: colony
>1822-1889: empire. very politically and socially stable. slow but steady economic growth and development. patron of the arts. wars were won. brazil was comfy.
>1889-1930: republican coup against the monarchy. dumbass presidents who couldn't even pass laws or collect taxes right.
>1930-1985: authoritarian rulers. fast economic growth. brazil made it from 60th something to 12th largest world economy. everything positive about brazil that you know of came from that era (samba, bossa nova, bunda, soccer, etc.)
>1984-here: communist take over. "democracy". pseudo-parties (socialists against social democrats, what a difference). globalism.

>>70771485
sdds República Café com Leite

>>70771354
Yes, not only lazy, but very incompetent too. There is no efficiency in the Brazilian way of doing things.

>>70771485
>brazil made it from 60th something to 12th largest world economy

That was only true for a rich minority that doctored numbers

I know because Uruguay had the same meme, on paper Uruguay was amazing back in the day but that was only some people in Montevideo, inland people still lived like shit.

Dumb people like you are the only ones that repeat it when everyone knows it ain't true. I bet you also believe stupid shit like GDP and HDI nowadays.

>>70773321
??? urugayano is envy

>>70773346
He isn't envy, he is educating you.

>>70771102
Increase the homicide rate

>>70771166
I hear the CIA is part of it

>>70771102
Eradicate inequality and unemployment through government redistribution and employment

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>>70771166

>>70771166
because they're niggers basically.

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>>70773788
a smart answer from an american? something new every day

>>70773828

>thinking anyone will actually read that entire thing

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>>70773788
>through government

I think it'd be better if you guys nuked our government instead. Can someone find even 1 guy in there who isn't corrupt

>>70771102
What the fug, this shit is going to spread

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/cdc-issues-yellow-fever-alert-brazil-n716006

>>70774286
The only cases we're seeing in my city's hospital come from rural areas.

Just get the vaccinate if you're visiting for some reason. It's not hard.

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Brazil is a more socialist than capitalist country. The government encourages crime, this is part of a global agenda.

If the government wanted it would end crime tomorrow, but it is not profitable.

Governments with a gigantic state are never stable and prosperous.

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>>70774409
>If the government wanted it would end crime tomorrow

>>70774377
Yellow fever is not some meme disease like zika, and it can easily spread here, shit, shit, shit.

>>70773931
basically thanks america

>>70774442
>implying it couldn't

>>70774442
Death penalty, military on the street, gun and punishment extremely rigid

Are you going to say that with these measures crime will increase?

>>70774442
Supreme Court of Brazil is almost releasing marijuana and cocaine in Brazil.

At the same time it will take a measure to extinguish the carrying of weapon to civic population, while crime increases.

Is the government following an agenda or not? The population will be massacred

>>70774491
It was also the first virus to ever be isolated. The cure for it has been known for decades. Too bad, the last time we got yellow fever on a big scale, all of the poor african slaves contracted it and died, while the wealthy yuro descendants just bought new houses and moved away.
A divine ethnic cleansing

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>>70771102
by doing this

>>70773788
>>70774537
You're assuming that the problem would be solved with giving the government more power. As if they won't grow corrupt.
We're talking about South America, here. Centralizing power doesn't seem like a good idea

>>70774630
Yes but there is a shortage of yellow fever vaccine, and it was eradicated here a long time ago. If it makes its way here we are not exactly prepared.

>>70771166
I thought you created numerous threads about this, still unclear?

>>70774689
I think it takes like a week to actually do anything. Anyways, there are a number of countries that stockpile it if you can't ramp up production fast enough in Mexico, you could always buy them

>>70773321
>I bet you also believe stupid shit like GDP and HDI nowadays.

Brazilians have this belief that numbers only apply to Brazil if they're positive and that if countries like China, India or Russia show positive numbers it's because these countries are manipulating their statistics.

>>70774673
Well then do the exact opposite, make the government small, and legalize everything :^)

Centralized government = corruption

>>70774584
I wish guns were legalized again just so i could commit suicide quickly. Then they can ban it again for all i care.

We need to do as the United States, each state taking care of your life. A federative entity can decide what it wants independent of what the larger state wants.

All Latin America has false federalism

>>70774779
Well, you can actually go search gun ownership per capita in Latin America, and homicide rates, and you'll notice that the countries with strict gun control and low ownership get the highest homicides

>>70774491
So? Just get yourself vaccinated. It's effective.

>>70774537
At best the government will be able to pass judgement after the fact. What good does it do, really? All it does is give some closure to the wronged.

>>70774549
Maybe they will decrease but it won't eradicate anything.

>>70774584
>Supreme Court of Brazil is almost releasing marijuana and cocaine in Brazil.

I don't really care since I don't consume crap like this, but is this supposed to be bad?

Do you realize that legitimizing the drug business will likely destroy the black market and violence associated with it? Nobody wants drugs to stay illegal more than the drug boss. They want to charge big for their shitty products. They don't want to pay taxes and compete with actual chemists in fully equipped labs and stable business models who are fully prepared to undercut them.

>At the same time it will take a measure to extinguish the carrying of weapon to civic population

Post source. Last time I bothered to check, they were having discussions about making it easier to own and carry firearms.

>Is the government following an agenda or not?

Who cares? You can't change any of that shit. Better forget about it, make money and deal with shit by yourself.

>>70774843
>I don't really care since I don't consume crap like this, but is this supposed to be bad?

It will create a culture of drug consumption in Brazil, encouraged by the media, music and social circle

Crime will therefore increase, as has increased in other countries that have liberalized drug legalization. And Brazil will legazar COCAINE.

>>70774923
>It will create a culture of drug consumption in Brazil

It already exists. Just the other day about 6 guys I know, whose rich parents were paying R$7000+ every month so they could attend a good school, were arrested for drug trafficking while they were at some party. They're now in overcrowded prisons. Everyone in that party is likely to be drug consumers. Social circles already enforce drug habits. It's portrayed in films all the time as a fact of life.

Nothing is going to change. What's going to happen is that the drug business is going to shake off its stigma and people will finally be forced to deal with the fact drugs exist. What has this pathetic "war on drugs" done really? Absolutely nothing. It's a complete waste of money.

Weed is already legal for medical purposes by the way. I've seen doctors using it as an effective treatment of epilepsy.

>Crime will therefore increase

Maybe. It probably won't be related to the drug trade. Perhaps you'll still have crackheads killing your family members for the next dose. Yeah, I bet nothing will change about that. You certainly won't have stupid mafia faggots making brazillions out of opioids though. That's a net win for everyone.

>has increased in other countries that have liberalized drug legalization

Which countries? Post the study.

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>>70774286
>mfw when Trump weaponizes yellow fever to help defend the border

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Big_Buzz

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>>70771485
>People believe that Brazil has been ruled by socialists
We had a right-wing authoritarian dictatorship from the 60s to 80s, a neoliberal government during the 90s and a supposedly "leftist" government during the 2000s which made the corporations and banks even richer while applying some shitty welfare measures to cover the corruption.

Yet the problem in Brazil is the left.

>>70775459
Then the problem is still the "left", in this case the brazilian "left", which is just as bad as the brazilian "right".

>>70775506
>>70775459
Who cares what the problem is? The real problem that needs solving is how to get to the other side. How to stop being fucked and become the one doing the fucking.

As cathartic as arguing politics can be, it produces zero results.

Why do brazilians swarm the fuck our of threads and keep speaking english if nobody but them is paying attention?

>>70775588
Let them practice their english besides, this isn't luso

>>70775588
I actually like English much better than your country's shitty language. Being a Portuguese speaker is a major handicap for every Brazilian.

>>70775691
You again carcamano, you have to go back.

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>>70775790
?

>>70775691
>I actually like English much better

>>70775691
At least we can learn Spanish (a real language) easily.

>>70775870
Portuguese is way more beautiful than that spic language

>>70776014
That's nothing but your shitty opinion. Spanish is objectively superior to Moortuguese, it's a much more widespread language with better literature.
There are almost 80 MILLION people learning Spanish through Duolingo right now, while the number of people learning Moortuguese doesn't surpass 10 million on the same website.