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Oath of Elendil edition
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>>70766092
2nd for krauts
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>>70766092
did anyone watch kingdom of heaven lads?
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penis
o
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>Atheist (and laughing about it)
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>>70766103
It's the only explanation for why everything keeps going wrong.
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>>70766085
no normies here mate

it's 11pm on a Friday, anyone still in isn't a normie regardless of their /gf2017/ status
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sometimes im in a good mood

sometimes im in a bad mood

i want to have more days where i feel good
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lelendil
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what is it like to shag a slag

i will never know this feel
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What are you lads drinking tonight?
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Thinking of going to sleep

I've had a hard day of working and making money
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>>70766188
Water
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>>70766180
if you mean an actual slag then you can just pay one

if you just mean a normal girl then it's pretty good. vagina feels a better than your hand.
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friendly reminder to not reply to the attention-seeking cross-dresser
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>Looney Tunes was called Boon Time in Australia

literally why
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thinking about making screencapping some of the pakis posts and sending them to the relevant authorities

lad is mentally unstable and definitely needs to be under surveillance
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would anyone like to fluid bond with me?
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>>70766208
do a vocaroo of your trap voice
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>>70766227
don't think he's posted anything too strange lately
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>>70766082
i) Graduate from a top business school with honours
ii) Get an executive role in your school's Finance club
iii) Get a job at a large investment bank or private equity firm or venture capital fund
iv) Read Intelligent Investor
v) Learn how to value invest (ex. EPV/NAV instead of DCFs/comps/growth-based investment analysis)
vi) Apply to BH and impress them with your understanding of fundamentals and your meticulous/cautious personality
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>>70766188
ya mams pucci jooce
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>>70766169
Youuuuuuuu muuuuuust goo baaaaaaaaaack

Youuuuu haaaaaaave.....tooooo......*flute plays* goooo baaaack.

Faaaalklands. Faaaaaaaaalklands.
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>>70766227
Do it lad
We'll corroborate
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>>70766222
looney is a touchy term in australia


if you use the word looney around them they freak the fuck out
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>>70766150
>11pm
Hey guys, Chad here
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>>70766222
Looney is an ableist slur
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>>70766251
You forgot:

>vii) Kill yourself after a weekend cocaine binge due to a lack of meaning in your life
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I've round God lads
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prime minister more like grime minister
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do you think if i made a twitter account where my primary mission was to get a retweet from trump and that account went viral he would give me a retweet?

like what if i make a serious effort to get that retweet for a few years and hes on his way out of office and hes like "fuck it i'll give this kid his RT heh i love tiwtter..." it seems possible...
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>>70766188
i dont drink
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>>70766227
I haven't posted anything suspect as of late

>>70766247
Correct

>>70766234
I can only do it on the phone at work or when talking to my dad
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>>70766222
kek. someone actually made that decision.
>bruce wouldn't understand loony tunes, it's too complicated for him. shorten it.
>loon tunes? i'm not keen on that L. what rhymes with loon?
>boon, perfect.
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>>70766318
shitposter more like shitstuffer

ya poof
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>>70766264
>>70766277
Just made that image I'm sorry to inform you. It's completely fake and Boon Time doesn't exist.

Sorry lads I'm in a very cheeky mood tonight. I may well trick again.
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das is good ja
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genuinely cannot comprehend how people managed to live pre-2000

like seriously have fun living your shitty lives without the internet and all modern conveniences you stupid retards

fucking old gimps fuck them
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kind of want to become big on my local art scene just so that i can have access to all of the edgy girls
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>>70766092

Gotta a message for you lads...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kRhi0ZQKrL
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lemongrass is the most disgusting flavour ever invented by man
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>>70766358
heh, ya got me


>>70766377
people used to go out and get pussy for entertainment
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You know what?

Fuck it

I'm going to buy one of those autism wallets
I'm also going to buy 20 quid trainers from SportsDirect
Either plain maroon suee, plain black suede or ones with Airwalk scribbled on the side in neon blue
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>>70766417
good post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZI-0wZu32Y
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>>70766377
my dad used to write books
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Is there anything more disgusting than the average drunk hysterical normie

When I come to power I will ban normies
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>>70766377
even as recently as 2007 though, life before smartphones was depressing, we couldnt watch thousands of tv channels from around the world or watch full length films without downloading them man things have improved so much the past 10 years its unbelieveable at times
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boy...poochy?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT9h17MOj3U
bit odd
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>>70766377

I don't know, all those wars, civil rights movements, bombings, art movements, would give someone something to do.
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t'gf
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>>70766452
Shut up nerd no one cares what you think
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>>70766461
munters the lot of them, even that black one
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>>70766436
*replies to you to trigger the rorketists*
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>>70766452
lemongrass
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>>70766461
3 > 1 > 7 > 5 > 4 > 6 > 2
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>>70766424
it doesn't even approach the taste of diet "mountain splash" mixed with cheap vodka
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>>70766188
Nothing. YOU FUCKS DIDN'T TELL ME THE NEET LIFE INVOLVED BEING POOR
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>>70766485
Stupid yank
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shagged the gf up the farter last night
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just eat, more like "just eat my shit up" haha

wait
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>>70766150
What if you're posting from work?
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>>70766188
Drank and smoked half of this so far
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>>70766452
the diet flavor of this soda mixed with pinnacle vodka
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>>70766436
It's time to start buying anime figures.
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>>70766188
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>>70766150
>hurr you must go out every friday without fail even if you're out on saturday

shut the fuck up you little cunt
you don't know shit
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ah yeah my lovely dear nora... keep farting your shitty miasmas right over my meat pole... *whifffffff* ahh ahhhhuuuhhhh yeah my dear lovely nora you dirty little cunt, give me more of your magical wind
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>>70766188
Bought some OE 800 40s after work but I got paid today so I'll probably go out and drink long island's later
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>>70766509
NEET life is Shit life
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>>70766188
Moved onto the Wein
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how can a mental cripple like polepoo have a job and I don't
just want some shitty cashier job or similar, been looking on gumtree but what else can I do?
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>>70766549
what if your dad was straight?
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Imagine living a life where no one outside of immediate family has ever cared about you, not given one shit. Imagine trying desperately to get through this hellhole we call life and getting treated constantly with pure and utter contempt. It can break a man or woman, and it has broken me.
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BBRRAAAPPFFF
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>>70766377
All movies I've seen tell me the late 90s was just endless partying and DUDE WEED, sounds alri
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https://www.buzzfeed.com/christopherhudspeth/crazy-examples-of-the-mandela-effect-that-will-make-you-ques

is this a hoax? I'm baffled 2bh
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>>70766585
it's easy

just lie on your cv
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>>70766589
What if you knew who your dad was?
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What was the most pathetic moment of your life.

A few years ago I watched an anime series where the protagonist had to suck milk out of girls' breasts to fight enemies which could control various metals on the periodic table.
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>>70766552

>mixing vodka

woman, faggot or child?
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>it's another failed normies still think they're normies episode
One of my favourites.
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had a nightmare last night where i woke up at 6:30 and sat in a crowded train for an hour and then slaved away 8 hours in a call centre then came home tired and depressed and spent the whole of my evening drinking by myself and browsing the chon
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>>70766585
you're a lower being than ribena, just let that sink in
i'm sure it's easier to get a runt tier job in australia than it is in britain unless you live in the outback
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>>70766637
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>70766580
if you're poor its fucking awful

but i can imagine it being amazing if you have rich parents and not many worries in the world. also if you don't let it absolutely destroy your social life.

if a shutin virgin beta nerd goes neet it can only reinforce their bad behaviors but if a normalton went neet it could be amazing.
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>grand tour dubai episode
>half white, 25% arab, 25% indian

hm interesting
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>>70766631
Fuck I remember watching a couple of episodes of that before I couldn't handle it anymore, Seikon no Qwaser isn't it? absolutely fucking dire anime.
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>>70766616
literally all of these are just people misremembering things
the brain will just fill in the gaps and go "yeah that sounds right" even if it isn't
then when you're shown what the correct thing is, you go into denial because you're stupid
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>>70766637
vodka doesn't taste nice straight
well done mate, you're such a hardman
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>>mixing vodka

>woman, faggot or child?
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>>70766683
>>70766631
Genuinely grim
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steve coogan is fucking shit when he's doing anything that isn't partridge
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gf wants me to wear a dog collar and walk me around the flat before having sex

not sure what to make of it, seems a bit degrading
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its funny how people who would have slaved away in factories now slave away in call centres and other cubicle shit-holes.
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>Classic memes? I'll drink to that!
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>>70766593
hnnnnnnnggggggg
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>>70766585
Show up in person and ask the managers if they're hiring, then follow up every application you put in after 3 days by showing up and asking if they've read through your application yet.

Seems like a lot of work but consider that you're actually asking to work there for longer several days a week.
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feel like a whisky and coke 2bh
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my initials are BP
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was batman vs superman any good in the end
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>>70766556
I have a wardrobe shelf but nothing else to display them on

>>70766585
>Gumtree
Are you underaged or something?

Also cashier jobs go to women or Chads

>>70766590
Not me but I feel you

>>70766619
This
Though my company is in the process of verifying my CV

>>70766653
Exactly, the unemployment and anti-paki bias here is extreme
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>voted leave? i'll drink to that
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>>70766718
Fuck

Do you know where this is taken or where the I'll drink to that girl is from? I swear I've been to that restaurant.
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Got a mate who works at JP Morgan and he says he cries at his desk every day

Looool what a wasteman
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it's been remarked before that I look like a skinnier version of peter kay
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>>70766758
Have a solid career going and I still think pakis need to leave
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>>70766767
Not a very nice thing to say about your friend

Maybe you should try to help instead of mocking a man who's clearly in distress
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>>70766791
GLUTEN FREE


GARLIC BREAD
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>>70766714
I liked working in the callcentre
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>>70766631
its hard to choose just one moment 2bh
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>>70766631
trying to summon a succubus on the advice of /x/
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>>70766653
probably but I have no idea where to look, just online applications that don't respond
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>>70766680
The South Africa episode was about 98% white
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the man who could outbrit the brits
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>>70766767
no self respect male should cry, ever
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What is the point of Australia?
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/brit/ will NEVER recover
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>>70766616
I know this feel. I was convinced I had entered a parallel dimension when I found out Neil Patrick Harris wasn't in Malcolm in the Middle
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>>70766758
I put up a couple of shelves to put them on, I was kinda joking anyway since it's a pretty expensive hobby and clearly you should spend it on improving your life instead.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when...
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>>70766694
some of it isnt too bad

some vodka tastes dirty in a weird way, some just has a neutral hard alcohol taste with no other real flavors. obviously its better as a mixer in the background of a drink but if you don't have anything else around its fine to just take shots of it
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>>70766805
okay let me violate the "don't reply to it" rule here

fuck off
you haven't worked in the same place for several years
after a while things start to build up on you and really hurts the psyche
you'll have horrible days and those will stick in your mind
the managers and hr staff will be cunts
working is fucking shit
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>>70766580
t. Chaim Noseberg
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>>70766767
got a few mates at JP Morgan, couple at Deutsche, one at Goldman, and few at smaller investment banks.

Swear about half my course has gone into banking or consultancy despite ir being engineering.
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Salford lad here, got a 7 inch cock that needs a little paki bumhole to sit on it, how about it poley?
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>>70766702
Innit

He did some alright characters on Brass Eye/The Day Today
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>>70766823
Looks like Cape York to me mate
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>>70766733
tfw havent had coke(a cola, not aine) in probably 3 years

whisky and coke is probably one of the best mixed drinks on the planet, so simple but tasty and easy to get fucked up on
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>>70766766

think she lives near telford
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back from t'pub lads

spent £38 (including dinner tbqh)

That's almost 76% of my self-imposed weekend budget GONE.

Plan tomorrow it to go to a friend's and watch the rugby with beers (£8), budget will be UTTERLY shot the moment somebody mentions getting some sniff in smdh.
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Was 3 fucking sausages not enough for you??
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>>70766631
tell my mom every week that i have made plenty of friends at uni and i am having a great time hanging out and doing stuff with them

you can see where this is going
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>>70766907
4 letters:

FONT
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>>70766884
Australia? You surely mean East Lancashire.
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rulu.co - Youtube Red
instantwatcher.com - Netflix
deluge, 123movies.com - Films
kodi, watchseriesgo.to - TV
soulseek, uloz.to - Music

Why does anyone pay for media?
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>>70766799
Why would I help him? He got himself into this mess
Do I look like a recruiter? Fuck off

>>70766861
Don't recall asking actually so keep it to yourself in future
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>>70766825

virgin shaming is NOT ok
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>>70766914
Explain this proto-meme to me pls
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Used to get free food in the school lunch by asking girls "do you REALLY need that?" in a condescending tone.
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>>70766937
why you replying to me mate
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I'd love to fuck a beautiful nigerian girl
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taking the piss
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>>70766767
some people just aren't cut out for jobs like that, only literal workaholics thrive in those environments.
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Went out and managed to resist having a snout lads

Not ruling it out in the future but it's progress
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>>70766882

salford mentioned
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>>70766907
What did you eat for dinner?
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>when you see somebody doing the virgin walk

oh my dayzzz
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqaeTubNzT8

MUST watch
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>>70766905
Yeah that checks out, knew I recognised it

This is the place from the outside
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>>70766843
>should spend it on improving your life instead.
How?
Facial feminisation surgery?

>>70766854
I like talking to people
I like helping people
I like call centre work and having a job in general

Managers and HR are super cool due to the company culture
This is really one of the nicer call centres hence the wage
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>>70766954
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get overwhelming bouts of rage several times a day, then after it passes I just feel exhausted and numb
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taking a weekend off the 'cid because my 'ance is a bit high
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>>70767016
Wat?
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everything's fucking CGI these days what's the fucking point might as well watch someone playing a computer game
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If some mum's boyfriend type shitstain called gaz tried to give me shit I'd drink him like a can of beans
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>>70766929
rulu has no content
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https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1486090040356.webm

the gf
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>>70766921
LITERALLY me
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>>70767061
this desu
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>>70766987
Unironically ate fish & chips at a poncey gastro-pub, was quite tasty indeed. £12.
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>>70767021
you're supposed to do acid max once every 6 months you animal
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>>70767061
sure ur mum drinks him more than enough for the two of you lad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1GDRx-F1C0

There was once a Dream of Albion...
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>>70767061
>I'd drink him like a can of beans
bender
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The dating game is fucking rigged bro. Men in the bottom 50% are royally screwed. The ratio between supply and demand in this dating climate is so out of wack. Trying to get a gf as a male is like trying to get a job in 1929 or 2008.
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>>70767090
Sounds p good
What'd you drink?
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>>70767091
>those thighs

jesus christ is she a professional cyclist or something?
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>>70767016
>tfw found this on Scottish Twitter
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>>70767016
>dumb normies and their problems
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breakfast
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>>70767066
only because red has no content
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>>70767128
so what
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>>70766999
s-sauce?

also, mirin the trips.
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>>70767016
the cracked screen makes this
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What is cum?
Baby don't squirt me.
Don't squirt me.
No more.
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>>70767134
thank fuck you did had me in tears the first time i saw it
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need a babestation gf
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browsing POF to hasten my loss in faith of humanity

each and every one of them is a fucking specimen
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got warned by the jan man for 'dora posting last night
whoever controls him needs to give his leash a good tug
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>>70767129
1 pint Fosters £3.40
1 pint Doombar £3.80
1 pint Sierra Nevada Pale Ale £5.30
1 Pint Fuller's ESB (Extra Special Bitter) £4.00
1 Pint Long Man Best Bitter £3.90
1 330ml can Four Pure Session IPA £2.20 (on the train hehe)
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rate the new trainers i got for the summer lads

size 13
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DO
ONE
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>>70767128
What is the point of dating when so much porn exists
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>>70767145
then why bother linking
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>>70767228
>Fosters
runt
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>>70767228
*reaches for the gas release valve*
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>>70767199
wew, wanked to images of this lady on at least 3 dozen occassions as a young lad
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>>70767235
>buying shoes too big for you
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>leafs
howling, also
>""special relationship"" with Britain
pfft
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>>70767235
More like age 13 L M A O
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>>70767227
>when you ask them if they're warm and they say yes
>get out the shop
>it's barely room temperature

REEEEEEEE
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>>70767268
they arent too big, theyre just right, i got big feet, am also 195cm
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Why is Australia incapable of producing good beer?
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>>70767228
>1 pint Sierra Nevada Pale Ale £5.30
Tfw a pint of Sierra Nevada is cheaper in Britland than at my local in Cali
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>ireland 4th

what
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>>70767253
covering all bases
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>>70767299
>he's never had VB

When you try it you'll retract that statement
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>>70767299
Fosters is British now and I am astounded every day that we someone convinced you to drink it enough that one of you lads bought the entire company

Biggest stitch up of the century that was
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What are your plans for tonight?

Doing a games night with the lads and the slags
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>>70767257
I guarantee I've consumed more varieties of, and better, beer than you. Only fedoras make a fuss over drinking macro lagers.
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Still want to set up a beer exchange network

Do Brits and Aussies have beers I can't already buy here?
>>
>>70767072
I don't want to sound like I'm exaggerating, but you should strongly consider killing yourself.
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>>70767319
how often do you hear americans think they're irish?

all the bleeding time
>>
>>70767297
am literally not fucking arsed at all
>>
>>70767303
EVEN cheaper than that, British imperial pints are 568ml, yank ''''''''''''''pints'''''''''''''' are 473ml.


CANNOT make this shit up
>>
https://twitter.com/amnestyusa/status/827664116928098304
>>
>>70767276
canada is the radical centrist option
>>
>>70767336
>Fosters is British now
No it isn't, it's owned by InBev like most beer.
>>
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im a little smitzed right now i cant lie
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>>70767345
Sleeping now

Tired from working, try it sometime
>>
>drinking alcohol
runtus maximus.
I bet you smoke cigarettes as well, don't you
>>
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>>70767388
S-stop bullying
>>
>>70767336
aussies are so fucking dumb
not a single one of you dickheads has ever realised that the recipe in england and australia is completely different

so when you hark on about it being shit you're literally talking about a competely different beer that was one under the same company

shut the fuck up
>>
>>70767398
Very low energy
>>
>>70767388
>imperial

Fuck off rorke
>>
>>70767380
alri mandem calm down
>>
I can't believe how disgusting and disgraceful normies are
>>
>>70767416
I don't drink alcohol or take any drugs either, though I do smoke 20 a day
>>
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any updates on the black gf to me situation?
>>
>>70766846
>>70766092

Good tunes

have one on me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqvr6igV3Wc

(ignore the autismo who put german shit in the background of a french song)
>>
business idea: rebuild the british empire
>>
>>70767416
>I bet you smoke cigarettes as well, don't you
no
>>
>>70767464
>british empire

Rorke
>>
hello chums
>>
>>70767402
It's produced in Britain under license anyway, could've sworn I've read somewhere that it was owned by some British company
>70767422
bad bait 2bh
>>
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>>70767388
ye but we invented these and they're $2.39ish at the closest corner store to me.
>>
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>>70767276
>democrats
>allies
fuck off
>>
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Donald Trump Converted To Islam
>>
When an individual drinks they use the usual pathway for the breakdown of alcohol, this results in the production of acetaldehyde as an intermediate. The next stage is production of acetic acid via the enzyme family aldehyde dehydrogenase 2. In naive drinkers there isn't a large amount of this enzyme present and the acetaldehyde remains more in the body at higher concentrations.
This is the enzyme that Oriental Asians don't express, and why they flush and feel unwell much faster than caucasians. The acetaldehyde is toxic and causes many of the unwanted effects of alcohol consumption: the flushing and nausea. In naive drinkers it appears this enzyme is also less expressed. The more we drink the more the enzyme is positively expressed. I hope that's an adequate explanation. I work with Doctor John Halliday at King's College London University, his research and knowledge in this area is massive.
>>
>>70767495
Would destroy the slag on the right
>>
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>>70767458
>I don't take any drugs
>but I do smoke 20 a day
>>
>>70767512
Thought a thought
>>
>>70767495
ABSOLUTE state of the average British 'person'
>>
it's not a drug it's a drink
>>
>>70767354
this is the time of night where i start realizing that having a gf would be pretty cool
>>
should I get into Magic: The Gathering lads
>>
Need a bullet in the back of my head
>>
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>>70767555
>>
B urself
>>
>82% of british adults drink alcohol
>20% of british adults smoke
ahh yes totally the same thing
>>
>tfw bedding smells of the gf

mmmmm nice feel
>>
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>>70767473
Quiet colonycuck
>>
used to be rolling around on my bed in agony, hammering my gums and spitting blood when I brushed because of an abscess but still didn't occur to me to go to the dentist. He eventually found it at a routine checkup drained it hollowed out the whole thing . think he was a bit displeased with me

not sure if I have a high tolerance for pain or if i'm just a mong desu
>>
>>70767580
>>
Ahh yes, Germans, the pinnacle of human evolution.

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1486139539587.webm
>>
>>70767598
>colony

Rorke
>>
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>>70767574
gotchu covered senpai

any preference?
>>
>>70767537
I did them all when I was 14 then worried for my sanity by the time I was 19. I don't drink because it's a waste of fucking money and I always regret it the next day. I'm addicted to ciggies and enjoy them too much to quit, even if i wanted to. perfectly reasonable.
>>
>>70767580
Dozens of reaction images t.b.h.
>>
>>70767495
Ah yes, good old student culture.
>>
>>70767537
dont even smoke but fuckoff you little shit


>ah yes I sit around at midnight on friday judging people over arbitrary shite

get a grip
>>
>>70767590
i think it would be cool to have a victoria justice gf

she is quite pretty and seems like a nice person which is rare for disney stars
>>
>>70767573
it's fun with friends
>>
I want to get to sleep but Alex Jones has me too woke
>>
>>70767573
see>>70767574
>>
beckham btfo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>70767598
egypt or australia?
>>
>>70767637
>Alex Jones

Rorke
>>
>>70767573
Just play Hearthstone mate
>>
how do i hack a website
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck-z4-B8_5k

throwback
>>
>>70767637
see>>70767512
>>
>>70767598
straya > ireland > britain > egypt > honk konk > jamaica > india >>>>>> canada >>>>>>>>> sudafrrica
>>
>>70767637
You just have to stop consuming globalist propaganda during the day so you can sleep soundly at night without them beaming their shit into your head from other dimensions.
>>
don't know the difference between synthwave and vaporwave
>>
only unfunny low energy posters even bother to reply to non brit posts
>>
>>70767621
But nicotine is a drug so saying you don't do any drugs is untrue

>>70767626
>stop judging me and others for the runty shit we do
King runt, defender of runts
>>
>>70767701
SIMPSONSWAVE
>>
>>70767701
One is meme, the other is not.
>>
yourgonnaaaadasdadadsalllconfusionnnaisdnoawwatertowine
>>
>>70767715
faggot
>>
>>70767703
only closet JFs and gigarasheeds do not have every country other than the UK filtered
>>
>>70767620
.410 would be good
>>
GermaniANO
>>
>Pi Kappa Alpha, Alpha Tau Omega, Kappa Alpha, and Delta Tau Delta will not be allowed to host events or do business for two, three, four, and five years, respectively, Matt Flores said.


absolutely gutted
>>
>>70767595
>100% of runts do one or both
>>
>>70767682
>use the desired website's url followed by /admin/
>i.e 4chan.org/admin/
>set username to 'admin'
>enter different passwords until the correct password is found

works 92% of the time
>>
>Fraternities
Nah, not a fan
>>
>>70767703
I reply to Aussies often, Yanks and Canadians very rarely as their posts are often shite, and I've just been ignoring the German completely even though he replies to me.
>>
>>70767770
rasheed
>>
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Hearthstone = meme
MTG = not meme
>>
>>70767495
>that guy with something in his ass cheeks

ugh cringing desu
>>
doing a food run

not getting you anything

>>70767760
unavailable, unfortunately.

if you're looking at shotguns though there are several 12 gauge options.
>>
>>70767637
off the one show?
>>
>>70767749
this
>>
>>70766461
4531>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>256
>>
>>70767805
gwent
>>
>>70767769
doooouuuuuche baaaaaaaaaaags
>>
>he doesn't drink
'sheed
>>
>>70767748
FOY
>>
>>70767851
everybody drinks, what are you on aboot
>>
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Doing a cheeky cide'
>>
>>70767802
runt
>>
>>70767866
faggot
>>
Been teetotal since I was 20 tbqh
>>
>>70767807
That would be fecal matter lad.
>>
human beings are highly overrated

when my species colonises this planet you will be nothing more than amusements in our zoos
>>
"friend" blew me off and ignored my calls for months while he had a gf

Now she's dumped him and he's called me everyday wanting me to come hang out. This will be the first weekend and I'm very tempted to ignore the phone tonight.
>>
what are some classic movies that you think everyone needs to watch
>>
>>70767924
I have some mates like this, want to hang out all the time until they get a gf then we don't hear from them for months.
>>
>>70767937
BLACK'D Vol 1
>>
>>70767920
cant wait

>>70767910
probably for the best
>>
>>70767952
>>70767952
>>70767952
>>70767952
>>
>>70767831
Fuck off globalist
>>
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>he pays extortionate amounts for government approved drugs that are literally less fun and more harmful than than non legal drugs
>>
>>70767908
FOY
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