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Frenchies fuck off edition.
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Anime also the janitor
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need a bf
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chester is an ugly gay cunt
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can we have some more spooky talk

I wana be spooked
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>>70758635
Females will never understand this kino.
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the french>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>g*rms
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>horror movies
for what purpose?
fear is an unambiguously negative experience
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>>70758683
my mum likes it.
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>>70758635
very good edition
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have a bf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvEePDXL1AE
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HE DOES IT FOR FREE
HE LOVES THE CP
HES THE JANNY
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>>70758699
good post
horror films are fucking shit
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bring back snacks
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>>70758699
but thrills are fun

also horror movies are designed to facilitate physical contact between a man and woman
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>>70758700
he said females
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>>70758714
the version in the film sounds better
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get nervous when i have to speak to one of the managers at work
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>>70758755
she identifies as a female
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might post a picture of the rolling machine but i'm shy
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literally shhahhakujngg rerrrrright nnwow
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>girl is so attracted to you that she literally wants to put your penis in her mouth
cannot fathom it
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>>70758635
What you say rosbif?
t. french on vacation
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It's weird seeing Aisha constantly talked about on here, when I've followed her on Twitter for years.

She's really not as intelligent as she likes to make out by the way, and she says quite a few things that show her up to be a hypocrite. When you get past the blatantly transparent references to Plath and Nietzche (who she probably hasn't even read) you'll see that her IQ level is probably average at best.

I also love how she's recently become a devout Catholic who is proud of her Irish heritage, and a passionate West Ham, when she was neither of those things six months ago.
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reminder that we have the best women on the planet
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I've been browsing our so called "BBW's" on adultwork, and I swear not one of them is over 20 stone. There isn't a BBW among them they're just a bunch of flabby cunts. British women are shit desu.
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>>70758753
haha i tried this once but she laughed at me when i started crying and ran out the auditorium
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>>70758823
you followed her since she was like 12?

nonce alert
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>>70758827
suicide>3>4>1>2
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>>70758700
Your mum is alright then.

Go and give her a kiss for me lad.
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doing a very deep stalk of somebody
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>>70758827
>Mancs
>Attractive

Nope.
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still remember when we were on the london eye and my brother thought he could see the blackpool tower

what a mong haha
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>>70758827
WRONG
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>>70758865
is it me?
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>a passionate West Ham
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>>70758827
mary
kill
fuck
cut off cock
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raining out lads

AND IN OTHER NEWS

its raining inside too
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>>70758887
i demand you give me a qt hispanic gf NOW
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Manny mentioned.
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doing a very deep bumming of anon
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>>70758855
Not that young, but when we were both mid teens and I was going through my "Indie twitter" phase (urgh).

Last week she was sperging out about how the Reading line-up didn't have enough black and/or female artists, when most of her music taste is made up of white men.
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>>70758889
nah, tried to doxx you when you said you were going to that new years eve party in bristol but then i realised you were lying
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M5'9"OTL
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Business idea: buy up lots of houses and land and knock them all down, then build my own dream house with a large garden
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>>70758927
reckon this is actually aisha, no ones been talking about you for a few weeks
alri?
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>>70758921
Second city in the north.

LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS
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How shit is the narration on Dinner Date
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i did some cardio earlier, showered and i'm feeling pleasant chilling in my trackies. gonna have some tasty as fuck chicken then work on a project i have going.

whats everyone else up to on friday night?
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>>70758944
but i did go
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>>70758948
would never dare go to one of these shit clubs where you have to dress like a bellend to get in
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JEST
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>>70758823
hi aisha
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Any vegans here?
Any hardcore vegans?
You know, those who won't drive through towns with Ham in the name
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>>70758948
Now I understand why people hate white men so much.
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can't get One chain (don't make no prison) outta my head lads
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porn when?
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i can make that dream come true, to, AKA, for you
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>>70758987
>project

What is it lad
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>>70758987
fuck off blog poster
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>>70759011
not enough girls wear leather
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what the fuck are these clubs which people dress up for? Is it a northern thing or a deano thing?
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>>70759050
got some really big stuff goin' on
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>>70758948
Imagine putting in this level of effort to spend £20 on standing in a shit club blasting out shit music.

What a way to spend an evening.
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>>70758987
watching anime
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feelings of 'cide are flowing over me in pulses.
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>>70758987
alri chris
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>>70759094
alri corbyn
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>>70759081
100% deanocore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
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>>70759011
British girls have become less attractive since they started wearing those high rise skinny jeans over the past few years.

Go low riding or go home.
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>>70759091
elaborate

what field is it in? Music? Video? Tech?
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>>70759009
some plants eat meat
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>>70759131
this is literally aisha isn't it
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>>70759094
>53 to Whitehall late again

Fucking hell every time
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>>70759069
why not talk about your life lad :^)

>>70759050
working on getting into dropshipping, have a storefront set up, commissioned some good work from a graphic designer and now its a matter of organising the products i've imported into the store and then researching marketing. been a very educational experience so far. thanks for asking, btw.

>>70759101
what anime fa m
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Are lads with low pants and underwear showing still a thing? Is it just students? x
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ROLLING THROUGH THE /BRIT/ SMOKING ENDO
SIPPING ON GIN AND JUICE
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terrible edition
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>>70759131
>>70759015
>>70758927
>>70758823
these posts are all made by an actual girl on actual /brit/

mad
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>>70759131
will agree with that they make even skinny girls look frumpy/fat

terrible fashion
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>>70759170
HxH 2011
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>>70759081
deano thing
know some bellend who is a club promoter and unironically wears a suit when he goes clubbing
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>>70759081
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>>70759185
agreed x
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>>70759133
i'll post it when i'm done lad, pretty pleased so far desu
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>>70759214
ah yes the twat brigade
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hi aisha
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>>70759214
>12 deanos in a single picture
I... can't take this anymore.
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>>70759194
i watched up to about ep 135, its really good but gets a bit too memey imo
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>>70759214
>dj russke
deanos love this BELLEND with his shit soundcloud '''''mixes'''''
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Remembering Oxford lads...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBNtna9vkik
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>>70759170
>dropshipping
/biz/core

making any money?
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>>70758635
France is the greatest country in the world.
Anglo genocide soon.
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>>70759214
>I will never spend 2 months wages on a suit I can wear once to a shitty club in Manny

why live
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>>70759214
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>>70759208
saw a group of deaons wearing blazers and shirts and shit to a techno sweatbox on NYE and they were moping around because everyone else was on mandy and they didn't know what was going on

very amusing site
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(urgh)
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i am here from /s/
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>>70759251

no need to be jelly mate
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>>70759272
You only have 13 episodes lad, you mean the weird arse Nen abilities?
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>>70759308
was going to comment on this, glad you did it for me
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>>70759214
honestly what is the actual appeal of doing shit like this? does it make the deanos feel classy or something?
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07961897033
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>>70759285
never been on biz so wouldnt know
early stages yet, haven't launched, but i've only spent £6 on a domain and £4 for the graphic designer from ukraine so there's no risk + i'm learning a lot
>>70759329
nah that was pretty interesting but when you get to the chimera ant arc it got too weird for me
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>>70759323
can you poo into my bum?
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>>70759214
Me back row in the middle
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>>70759363
go away wiley
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>>70759363
SUCK YOUR MUM STAR
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0161
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>>70759350
yes

the nouveau "riche" lower middle class/working class love to show off their wealth by spending silly amounts
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im lower middle class
ama
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>>70759400
sounds like china lol
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nightclubs are very much an emperors new clothes situation
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Just got my new Ford Fiesta ST on finance lads
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Love how all the different British social classes from the underclass to the aristocracy can get together and agree that the lower middle classes are just awful
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>You were issued a warning for posting >>70757510.

>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

Howling at this, good one janny.
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GOAT album
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Friendly reminder that 40% of 4chan's users are girls.
Supplementary reminder that there are dozens of girls in this thread RIGHT NOW
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*sentences you to death without parole*
*commutes your sentence to 8 minutes*
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>>70759415
Do you put on your Sunday best to go clubbing?
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>>70759400
this comment screams of bourgouise
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>>70759350

they've watched too many music videos
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Just found this girl's Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, fan fic author page and A Level results from only her first name and town, lads.
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>>70759363
the guy who produced this got sent to prison for trying to kill his pregnant ex gf by a canal lol
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>>70759394

Good yank
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>>70759534
Do me

I'm Alexander from London
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hJ4OROIvxY

blasting out those bare scummy tunes tonight lads
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>>70758827
3142
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>>70759365
Loved the chimera ant arc desu, it was nice having some focus on the creatures of the world and it leads into the dark continent arc later on, which we'll probably never see finished ever
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>>70759505
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Manager called, getting a promotion to assistant manager at DFS #hilife #killedit #livinlife
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>>70759534
do me
i'm casper from stoke-on-trent
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See, my city has a lot of faces

Four of them belonging to Big Ben
The rest of them hidden behind big business and Big Brother
Ensures all of them are monitored with them
Under social tensions you can see London languishes:
30% minorities, 300 languages
Differences – race and class, it’s all enormous
But the common ground we found surpasses all the borders
If you meet a rich man, ass-kiss all his daughters…
Or his sons. We all live once
And who among us wouldn't want all of his funds?
That’s rhetorical but I don’t need call and response
To know that’s how Londoners are from time to time
Only got the time to grind and whine

Technically I’m from an elegant city but I’m not the kind to wine and dine
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Why is /brit/ so autistic ? This is literally the most autistic general on this autisc board, it's pretty sad desu.
Look at /fr/, they're way more normie, only good successful people there, you chavs should aim to be more like them.
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hmm

http://is.4chan.org/r9k/1486152685455.jpg
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>tfw none of the lads are up for a sesh tonight and i just want to get absolutely wankered
need some new FUCKING FRIENDS
REEEE
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>>70759522
mhm
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>>70759466
>Tits
Great if you're 12 lad. Real men hunger for an anus flanked by some tasty looking buns.
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>>70759442
this person is actually an american baseball player
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Donaldson
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>>70759572
hold tight maniac
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>>70759659
Normies are boring.
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>>70759659
Umm...can't you read, just got promoted to assistant manager at DFS
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>>70759584
done
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>>70759659
>/cum/
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>>70759659
can't believe you had the cheek to say this with a noncey anime picture next to it

fuck off you virgin
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>>70759675
bit bent this
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4chan x now has a counterfeit (You) feature
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you fucking little
29 year old
cunt
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Ahh yes, the Emirate of Londonistan.
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>>70759736
i keep not getting (You)'s for my posts desu
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>>70759747
>target
ummmmm
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>>70759708
that's clearly an adult anime
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*commits extremely violent crime involving scores of innocent victims*
*faces audience wearing groucho mask*
*crowd laughs*
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>>70759747
how inconvenient
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The last time I took acid, I was 19 and living in a Volkswagen van. Twenty years later, I didn't expect I would do it again. I had no desire to. Acid was great for breaking down everything you know about the world when you're a teenager, but as a middle-aged person who has spent decades just trying to build up a world that always seems perilously close to crumbling, the last thing you want is to tear that down. But then I heard about microdosing
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Having a wank at work
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>>70759747
muslims are such cunts. and they wonder why everyone hates them.
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>>70759690
Said like a true brit autist.

>>70759692
Assistant manager is basically toilet cleaner, it's a meme title. Might as well say ''cleaning supervisor''.

>>70759702
I don't post in /cum/.

>>70759708
This is not anime though.
I only posted it to catch your attention, looks like it has worked.
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>>70759794
das racist
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>ANON!!! Everybody this is Anon the guy I was telling you about! Thanks for coming to our party Anon!!
>OMG that accent I LOVE it hahaha :))
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what's a deano
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if you have to work at the weekend, you are a failure
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>>70759856
*runs away*
*pre-drinks and pops a xan*
*stumbles back into the party*
*forgets the rest of the night*
later on...
*finds out was actually just asleep on the front porch the whole night*
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>>70759889
WAHEY! Look lads, Deano is on the scene
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>>70759736
This is going to devastate the (You) market
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>>70759659
have you not heard of /lat/
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>>70759214
theyre all ugly, fellow in the polo shirt is putting the squad on his back
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David Schwimmer looks like a giraffe, not because of his neck, it's just his face.
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can't decide if master of none is kino or reddit
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>>70759965
yeah his face is too long for his head
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>>70759967
its fucking shite
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>>70759905
I rated him in Star Wars tbhwyf
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rooOOOoooOOOOoooOOOO
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>>70759998
hmmm
post some things you like and i shall determine whether to heed your advice
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you fucking donut
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feel like ending myself
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>>70759905

I've heard that the present giraffes don't need quite as long necks for gathering food, this nonce might be the missing link.
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TENTH
LEVEL

THOUSANDS OF BATTLE DROIDS
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>>70758635
Ah yes, good evening.
Considering doing a poo.
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time to break out the shortbread

we're on a mad one tonight lads
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*walks into /brit/*
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>>70760049
x
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>>70760026
no
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>>70759892
I work both Saturdays and Sundays because the rest of the week I'm doing my Master's.
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>>70759951
/lat/ is fun at least. You guys are just sad. I would probably kill myself if I was a regular /brit/ poster.
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>>70760115
ah right
it's good then, critics tend to be right
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I just want to say something to everybody in this thread that has disagreed with one of my posts. I hope you felt like a big man at the time because you're going to regret it pretty soon, kiddo.
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>>70760075

What sort of consistency you had in mind?
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>>70760142
prepare to be disappointed

you were warned
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morning lads
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>>70760194
seems alri so far
not that funny, but nice charcaters
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>>70760139
take your (You) and leave
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>Brits posting in my thread

Dance puppets dance!
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@70760154
don't care
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>>70760201
Fuck off Aussie. Anglos should all just kill themselves.

>>70760247
>a Brit (You)
Pic related
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>>70760253
you are the runt making threads for us, you are the puppet
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>>70760219
feel free to update me as things progress

I said, smugly
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>>70759996
More slags on the double please
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>>70758635
What the fuck, I was just watching this
>extremely exceptional edition
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>>70760201
*looks down at your pants*
Hmmm morning indeed.
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>>70760253
yeh ok jf, keep making threads for us. *pats you on the head*
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Who /leeds/ here?
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>>70760344
>>70760289
German manufacturing wins again
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who wants to come see bloc party at the roundhouse with me?
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>>70760374
alri Stroheim
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why does tim do the same thing every day

is it like groundhog day for him
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feel like fucking a prostitute tomorrow at the moment but will regret it after
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>>70760374
Can you macht me a life?
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>Presbyterians

what the fuck is their problem?

if they know from the get-go who is and isn't going to Hell, why don't they all just go full hedonistic while they can?

why do thye even need to live moralistic lives?
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>>70760374
sieg
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all germans should be killed
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>>70760489
WOULDST
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>>70760489
are you implying they actually do now?
northern irish are scum
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Is religion not a cure for many a mental illness. Would one not choose to believe in a moral code and an afterlife as opposed to living the life of a depressed atheist?
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Why is this thread moving so slowly?
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I need a British gf
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>>70760631
you can't choose to believe something you utter spastic
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imagine if scotland did vote yes and became independant, wouldn't it make northern ireland being part of the uk a bit silly?
northern ireland doesn't really have much to do with england or wales, it's a scottish/irish mix
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>>70760652
normoids have finally fucked off
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>>70760631
they can find help without resorting to subscribing to an oppressive bronze age ideology
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watchign this netflix series the frontier with khal drogo

the english are the bad guys :(
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>>70760617
howling
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>>70760631
men should develop their own moral code, not blindly believe in one given to them by a 3000 year old book
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>>70760681
don't care
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HE IS STAYING IN ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
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*grabs you by the pussy*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEJpmDUMKco

what is /brit/ listening to?
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>>70760657

I don't HAHAHA
Gals are interested in pretty boring stuff.
I kinda wish I was gay, could talk to the same person whose slogging my noodle
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The age of the Anglo is over, the time of the Aryan has come...
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>>70760718
MEOW
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>>70760727
>peter hook bassline
not a fan
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>>70760727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufGAn6ddT20
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first friday in about 10 weeks i've stayed in desu
going to a rave next saturday though, buzzing for it lads
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>>70760727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY6SsWdC9XA
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>>70760771
back to facebook, normie
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>>70760733
Girls are interested in sucking dick and comforting me when I'm crying because I'm fat and ugly, that's not boring at all
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/brit/ meetup at the Aston Social Disco on Valentine's day

Barnsley at home lads :') xx
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>>70760727
ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XWxQj5YBdg
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>>70760713
how do you enforce it? fear of god is what makes religion work.
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>pineapple
not a fan
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Anyone here want to start an epicurean enclave?
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>>70760738
is that a picture of a superior german man?
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you're all fart, but no shit mate
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>>70760800
du bist dick heheheh
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cat's on my lap
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So scared of dying that I've become scared of living
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>>70760767
nova scotia mentioned
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on some cunts lap
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>staying in on friday
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alright lads!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>70760844
I just want to live forever desu.
>>
>>70760839
must have fat thighs.

my cat could never get comfy like that
>>
My willy isnt very big
>>
>>70760727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISFUG005Flg
>>
>>70760863
they are pretty fat actually
>>
Anyone here want to find an antideluvian enclave?
>>
>>70760857
>gif
fuck off
>>
best telly manufacturer?
>>
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need an eccentric billionaire to commission an exact replica of the twin towers out in the desert so we can test the official 9/11 hypothesis
>>
>>70760837
do you want to suck my dick?
>>
>>70760893
radical idea: you could just follow the rules
>>
>>70760901
bush
>>
>>70760901
acoustic solutions
>>
>have a son
>name him willy
>give him growth hormones during development so he grows up to be a big guy
>fyou can truthfully admit that you have a big willy
>>
>>70760893
>According to our server, your IP is 109.155.143.45. The name you were posting with was Anonymous.
doxxed
>>
new order make me so happy lads

might stream 500 days of summer
>>
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>>70760839

post it
>>
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>>70760893
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community.
>>
>>70760893
'xxed
>>
>>70760887
proofs??
>>
doing a pee
>>
Friendly reminder that your first progress report on /gf2017/ is due in by monday
>>
>>70760948
i've posted him a lot on /brit/ and i fear if i post him again people will recognise me
>>
>>70760903

or: just use a simple computer program

OR: watch the footage
>>
FENTON!
>>
>>70760990
already uploaded it to turnitin
>>
>>70760985
*opens mouth under your willy*
>>
would bet a bollock that the janny is some leaf runt
>>
>>70760727
new order - without you
>>
>>70760994

not as fun
>>
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>>70760839

same
>>
>>70761016
haha

oldie but a goodie
>>
>>70760992
go on, it's not like anyone here will know you irl
>>
>>70760990
hah! i haven't done my report and i don't intend to!
>>
I'm glad that the Janny is cracking down on fedoraposters desu.

Now we can finally target the Caralads.
>>
got a gram of coke for the evening
>>
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>>70760994
>watching the NWO hologram
>>
>>70760727

watching woodstock 99 videos
>>
>>70760901
alba
>>
>>70761018
*suddenly teleports behind you, shoves my nose deep into you arsecrack and takes a good sniff*

*it was a hologram*
>>
>>70761046
this, if they can manipulate our very minds from another dimension then controlling the digital world is a simple task
>>
I wear my heart on my sleeve lads, that's just who I am.
>>
>>70760901
philips
>>
>>70761025
FOY
>>
>>70761099
*strokes your hair*
>>
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Wish I had the guts to top myself
>>
Alex Jones, Paul Joseph Watson, Milo Yiannopoulos

The greatest intellectuals of our generation.
>>
>not listening to The Sports Bar on TalkSport

state of your lives lads
>>
Unironically started following the football again lads
>>
posted my cat once and some anon replied saying that he wanted to finger him until he bled then run his head over and ever since ive been too upset to post him again
>>
> Sports
runt life
>>
I want to visit England next month
I want to visit London and Manchester. Does anyone know if Torquay is worth visiting?
>>
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>>70761131

who do you support la
>>
>>70761152
*caresses your arm*
>>
m.o.t. booked in for 8.30am tomorrow lads
>>
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>nah mate i dont watch footie think its a load of shite to be honest
>>
>>70761184
w-what are you doing?
>>
>>70761178
torquay is shit
>>
>>70761193
Ah yes, shall be waking up at 7:00am on a Saturday so somebody who got a D in GSCE English can tell me whether or not I can use my own property.
>>
>>70761131

lost interest after taking acid 30+ times
>>
>>70761178
Nothing on the Northern Powerhouse of Grimsby
>>
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>>70761180
L-liverpool
>tfw born in the fucking city
>>
>>70761243

fucking hell stop this gimmick it is SHITE
>>
>>70761255
>Bringing up the slip

Y u do dis.
>>
>>70761238
Ahh yes because someone who specialises in car mechanics needs to have an A* in English
>>
the rothschilds BOW to the bogdanoffs
>>
>tfw not up to date with the latest brit gimmicks
>>
everton>liverpool
>>
football (both meanings) is the most boring sport to watch in the world. why is it so popular
>>
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feel a bit pathetic spending my evening watching this but i won't stop
>>
>>70761299
literal RUNT
>>
>>70761311
how fat are you?
>>
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>>70761286
>
>>
>>70761238
booked in early so i don't do any cocaine tonight tbf
>>
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>>70761295
We all know who the Bogdanoffs answer to...
>>
>>70761120
waiting for the apparent '1 in 2 of us will die of cancer' cancer rates to pick me off desu

if by some miracle that doesn't happen, I'm sure heart failure (which has probably killed half the peope who've even read this post) will do me in

>blame Trump
>>
nEEd an ab/dl gf
>>
>>70761309

GOOD post
>>
>>70761311
FOY
>>
>>70761334
numale potter spotted in the background
>>
>>70761337
180lbs at 5'8, muscular build
>>
>>70761359
scottish
>>
>>70761309
Absolute haram
>>
>>70761343
and they answer to these guys
>>
>>70761309
this 2bh
>>
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>>70761311
football I can understand but handegg I'll just never get
>>
>>70761398
oh dear oh dear
>>
business idea: slay the Teleri Elves and seize their ships
>>
what is this i can't even
>>
>>70761311
tennis is worse
golf is worse
basketball is worse
baseball is worse
cricket is worse
hockey is worse

the list goes on and on, and I don't even watch football
>>
>>70761334
Rumour has it Clarkson will be banned if he uses the N-word

[spoiler] netflix
>>
>>70761404
all manlets
>>
>>70761410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8
>>
>>70761347

95% of those people dying of cancer are old people mate
>>
>>70761353
*googles ab/dl*
nonce
>>
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>>70761404
Gridiron is fun to play, I can't handle watching it in large doses though
Rugby is the superior football code by a country mile though
>>
>being english
>not religiously watching the footie'

seriously what else is there to do?
>>
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do you love yanks
>>
Moz is god
>>
>>70761458
>another brummie poster
Fuck are you?
>>
>>70761415
FOY
>>
>>70761416
would rather watch all of those except cricket and baseball. there is so much more action in all of those and something is always going on. football is too fucking long and is a bunch of niggers kicking a ball up and down a field, rarely putting it in the net more than 3 times a game.
>>
images are fucked
>>
>>70761458
Who do you support?
>>
>>70761458
epicureanism
>>
>>70761458
Watch a civilised sport like cricket.
>>
>>70761410
>to me to you
>>
>>70761471

i am the first and only birmingham flag poster

please change delete this post

have proof xx
>>
>>70761496
Football may be shit but Cricket is even more fucking boring.
>>
>>70761458
rugby
strongman
boxing
cricket
all shit on divegrass
>>
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>Watch a civilised sport like cricket.
>>
>>70761514
Your not even a flagfag
>>
>>70761458

read books
>>
>>70761542
>>70761542
>>70761542
>>
>>70761514
post proof
>>
*steps on you with my boot, making a delicate crunching sound as your bones crumble*
oh dear
I shall have to get jeeves to wash these again once we get back
>>
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>sport
>civilised

sport is literally for working class scum
>>
>>70761519
pleb
>>
>>70761477
thats just because you aren't used to it though so you don't properly understand it

its like when someone who doesn't know anything about boxing and doesn't like it will say something along the lines of "hurr its just two fellas punching eachother" because they are unable or unwilling to see the subtle intricacies at work

enjoy playing basketball but find it boring as all fuck to watch
>>
>>70761340
get on it lad
>>
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4186598/How-time-spend-activities-lifetime.html

>The average person will spend 17 weeks having sex
>>
>>70761630
nah done it a fair few fridays in a row
having a weekend off
>>
>>70761673
>tfw i've shagged 8 women but my total penis in vagina time is barely over an hour
>>
>>70761783
grim
>>
>>70761837
but if you include foreplay and the whole experience you could definitely bump that up a lot
>>
>>70761542
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