Why am I Canadian I want to be American.

>>70757891
why am i polish?
i don't want to be at all.

>>70757891
Canada is in America.

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>>70757995
>he is polish

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>>70757891
Why would you want to be a burger? Canadians are fine.

>>70757891
Isn't like the same only that with more guns and less health care?

>It's another American-going-to-college-in-Canada-pretending-to-be-Canadian thread

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I want to be canadian

>>70758193
No I'm Canadian, I just really want to be able to own lots of semi-automatic weapons and flamethrowers.

I also want to live in a country where I won't be arrested for making fun of black people on the internet.

>>70757995
why am I Brazilian I want to be Japanese.

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>its another self hating Canadian proxy

>>70757891
Canadian is not even nationality.

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>>70758292
Stop cute posting you aspie

Why am I American I want to be Japanese.

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>>70757891
why am i alive i want to be dead

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>>70757891
go home john

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WHY AM I NOT AN ANIME

>>70758774
iktf

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>tfw 100% red blooded american and there is absolutely nothing anyone can do to change that
It's a shame we can't share it with you commies.

>>70757891
*poof* you are American

Anglo countries i'd want to live in (in order):

AUS > CAN > US > UK > NZ

ITT: smug Yanks and Australians

>>70758687
At least it is cute

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Canadians who think life in the US is any better are real shitheads

>>70758615
Russian is not even nationality.

>>70759828
They may be interested in a different climate desu.

>>70757891
Why? Canada is heaven

>>70759920
This. Fuck this shitty fucking climate.

10 fucking million square kilometers of space and none of it is habitable between december and march. I'm dying.

>>70757891
Then fucking move.

>>70765076
This. Get a work visa and get the fuck out.

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>>70765076
>>70765147
Haha, well said my friends. Could it be any simpler?