/sino/ 中文

>bankrolling electrification railways, running water entrepreunarial projects in Africa
>Share agricultural knowledge and send in architects to design optimal housing


Is China turning the whole continent into a vassal for the incoming war ?

>>70744946
支那豬

How do you say "I'm fine, how about you?" in Cantonese?

>>70745749
我好,你呢?
t. sort of canto speaker

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>>70745780
>m-muh cantonese is so different from mandarin


唔該

>tfw 31 and poor

肏你妈,马云

>>70745353
It's called trade dummy

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Did they not use jyuptping just so they could do this

>>70746646
fuk you

>>70748463
What a weird looking mofo

>>70748463
I've always thought he looks like a lego minifigure.

Maybe in your country with a lot of oportunities and support from the gov, but in this fuckin' shit hole, it's fucking difficult to start a bussines , since you have to pay too many taxes and nobody support you, all people like to work alone and they are fucking lazy.
I wanted to climb the ladder to overcome this shitty poornes, and now i'm poorer than when i started

>>70749311
好的?

>>70749311
你可以賣毒品

>>70748463
This guy is SO fucking ugly.
But he is SO fucking rich that he can still fuck 98% of the women on earth, even the really hot ones.
(1% too ugly even for him, 1% too honest to be a gold digger)

>>70749339
It isn't ok
>>70749637
Too many drug dealers already, i dont want to be burnt alive or beheaded

>>70749311
>>70749637
Yeah, have you tried el cocaino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89mIE-rOxpk

>that fucking horrible pinstripe suit
>that cheap as fuck looking shitty tie
>that awful kiddie knot
>that fuckhuge collar


He thinks he looks like a million bucks but he is nothing more than a manchild playing dress up to hide the fact that he is an underachiever stuck in China for lack of better opportunities.

Is Guangzhou south or east china?

Some dumb kraut and leaf are bickering on cum

>>70751962
Southern

>>70751962
South

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>>70751741
Why are you so jelly?

>>70753765
>be an IT monkey in South Africa
>move to China
>realize you can't compete with local IT workers
>get a job teaching English
>somehow find a way to teach English to doctors moving to the West
>have basically no money, spending it on motorcycles and shit
>probably plowed through dozens of Chinese women, and also was briefly married to a whore
>now somehow end up with a literal 9/10 doctor wife
>now makes Youtube videos for a living full-time

Yeah, I'd be jelly, too.

>>70754289
how do you into this type of cuckery

>>70744946
What a shitty quote. Here is a better one.

If you are poor at 25 you deserve it.

>>70759463
God Ma knows what's up, you don't

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吃飽了嗎?

早安
您好

>>70762875
早上好,新加坡先生!!!

>use zh
>call it "juh"
why does pinyin do this

>>70764149
wat

How do I say positive things about china without everyone "t. Zhang"ing me?

>>70764149
What else were you expecting lad

>>70764666
add pictures of sexy asian girls so they'll think you're just a guy with yellow fever

>>70764666
t. Zhang

>>70764666
Get a proxy

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Alien-head Jack Ma is overrated.

Li Ka-Shing is the best sino businessman.

>>70768128
>Ka-Shing
>billionaire

You can't make this up!

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>tfw to smart to be asian

Canto speakers, is 冇回答 a valid way to say "no answer"? As in a person not replying.

>be me
>be yellow fever
>speak japanese at maybe N5 level
>everything enjoyable that isn't American is japanese
>live in area with no japanese presence
>know not one word of chinese
>know nothing about chinese culture or customs
>but be surrounded by chinese people
What is it I don't know about chinese that would make me love them just as much as I do japanese?

>>70771119
Japanese culture is a pathetic ripoff of Chinese culture
The first Animes were invented in early years of Qin Shi Huang

>>70771119
See >>70769591

>>70748463
ayy lmao

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>mou zik bak dei goei so soei han ngo lei joeng

nice fucking language you have there cantocucks

>>70771248
Anime is for dweebs anyway. Who is the superior chinese progenitor of YMO?

>>70771535
court musicians in the dali kingdom

>>70771639
They had synthesizers and 808s?

>>70771655
yes KORG is just using old techniques invented by Chinese way back

forget about japan
country is fucking shit
people are fake as fuck and autistic on top of that
food is overrated meme shite (>m-muh rice with raw fish, muh fresh natural ingredients)
meanwhile the average jap diet is deep fried shit and instant broths
anime is degenerate as well as the majority of their popular culture

it is about time you see the light

>>70771501
Cantonese > Hokkien > Taiwanese Manadarin > Other Mandarin

>>70771776
Cantonese is a meme language like pig latin

>>70771799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16voATz5Mwe

>>70771119
KYS racist

>>70771993
>it's another butthurt Malaysian Chinese virgin episode

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>>70771869

>>70771993
I don't hate chinese, I just hate communism. In fact I don't hate anyone by race except for jews and koreans. Isn't that normal?

>>70772046
he is just mad because white guys can fug asians but he has yet to get a white chick in bed
ignore him

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>>70772057
Says the loser who goes for ugly asians

THIS IS THE FACE OF WMAF

>>70772095
she is fucking beautiful and i would marry her

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>>70772046
WMAF IS RACISM

>>70772122
proving my point yet again

Pathetic white scum

>>70772095
It's the white guy's fault that chinese never wear makeup? I could teach her how to paint her face like a corean whore. Then what?

>>70772130
what a beautiful and happy couple
meanwhile you are so bitter and lonely that you actually save their pictures to feel better about yourself as you mock them for being content with their lives

>>70764666
Just embrace the Zhang

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>>70772444
BUT THEY'RE ARGUMENT IS A FALLACY

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Every girl is a HB SB

>>70772789
kek
just give her 1 yuan don't be stingy

>>70772848
t. pays for sex

2017 PROTIP:

If you're not spamming the FUCK out of that new laughing tears facepalm wechat emoji you won't get a good dicking no more.

>>70772884
I mean I'd rather pay directly than go through having to pay for dinner and buy them something

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>>70772848
You do know that these bitches get so much fucking money right? Even if its 1 yuan, the guys get thirsty and they give more and more.

Pic related, one of the girls that showed me the ropes and with her 'beauty' could get loads of money from horny guys.

This is considered a 10/10 in china ...
She did had a fat ass though

>>70773196
>fake ass plastic whore

yeah she's pretty much a professional hooker anyway

>>70769385
if you want to say 'hes not replying' <-佢無覆/佢無應我/佢無答我

>>70773714
唔該晒

>>70771799
ur mum is a meme

>>70775599
how does it feel to know that your brain space is wasted on a dieing dialect?

>>70773196
gotta 吃青春饭

What does laowhy86's monkey do all day?

>>70772789
Maybe she wants to give you money? I've had plenty of girls send me red envelopes for no reason...

>>70778090
After 5 minutes of talking? Nah

>>70745353
They're the only ones who charge prices the Africans can afford

>>70771119
That the Chinese are just as weeaboo as you

>>70764149
Pinyin can be fucked up.
At least in my opinion.

But then again,it's nice to have a standard system.

>>70778059
Be a mother

>>70771799
ur mum is pig

>>70780512
2047 bud enjoy the ride while it lasts

>talking about minority language situation in China
I like to talk about things I don't know jack shit about too
(Respect to the exception)

Wew lads, looks like I'm headed to Guizhou to visit my friend this summer. Hopefully I'll be able to visit some other places as well.

>>70771119
Well one you will have to learn Chinese. Two Chinese people like moe so you can bond over that. Just visit bilibili.com and see what I mean. You can also learn about ancient China and maybe you can see it the same way you probably see ancient Japan.

>>70764666
Can't be done mate. However, like the other anon said, attaching pics of sexy girls to everything you post can't hurt.

>>70768184
lol

>>70772095
I think she is beautiful relativity.

>>70773196
She's hot as fuck my man. You just gotta know not every woman is marriageable

>>70783820
>hot as fuck
Yeaaah right

>>70772789
>wish you were my student [drool emoji]

Has this literally ever worked on a non-prostitute?

>>70775792
A speaker count just under the population of the UK is hardly dying.

>>70780632
你回中國好啊

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>>70783204
I still got Zhanged

>>70784952
t. Wei

>>70784952
t. 張

>>70784952
t. 章

>>70773196
>one of the girls that showed me the ropes
how did you convince her to do so without paying her?

>>70785680
He's an alpha sexpat English teacher

>>70785982
Good post

>>70773196
鬼

>>70744946
Why does a communist country have billionaires, so many of them in fact??

>>70786313
Because of the wonders of socialism with Chinese characteristics.

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>>70786018
I have moar

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>>70744946
Why the fuck would you even consider learning anything that will get you booted into china, chinese are the fucking worst business people there is, they out jew the jew, You get what you pay for, literally. Why hasnt anyone brought this up, too blinded by propaganda? People flee from china as "language interns" and never fucking return.

Absolute Travesty

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>>70786368
2D is better

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>>70786416
Is this image work safe?

>>70786381
Vabandust

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>>70786447
No

>>70786381
It's just banter

>>70786475
You know estonian too?

>>70786416
sauce pls

>>70786381
because taiwan and the chink diaspora exists

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>>70786486
You are a guy pretending to be a girl on the internet. Fag

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>>70786676
Where did you get that idea

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>>70786706
>tfw you will never burn down your son's gf's house and behind-the-scenes manipulate the insurance company into not paying the claimant due to some obscure loophole in the legal system and then proceed to cuck your son by mind breaking his "pure and innocent" virgin Gf into a cock addicted semen slurping cum dumpster.

Good game.

>>70786603
I wish.

By the way, how are things going, leaf-kun?

>>70785982
>>70786368
>>70786416
>>70786447
>>70786486
>>70786676
>>70786706
>>70787030
"""/sino/"""

>>70787047
Things are going great

>>70764666
Why is it always Zhang?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c5iTBNCTbU

>>70787235
>delivery in chinurgh

>>70787139
Have you been studying Chinese lately?

>>70787370

>>70787673
stop giving this retard attention

>>70787653
I lived there for 7 years, I speak it fluently although I am getting a bit rusty

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>>70787715
Where did you live?

>>70787715
so how does it feel to have wasted seven years of your life being the bottom of society?

>>70787748
Guangzhou, it's where I learned to hate cantonese

>>70787798
But Canto is hou teng呀

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>>70787780

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>>70744946
Sup lads
Do I have to learn mandarin and Cantonese? Isn't madarin the "lingua franca " used by the government to address to the entire country?Are mandarin and cantonese too different, or by knowing one you can kinda understand the other?
I'm planning to visit the entire China, not interested in living/making business. Would you recommend learning mandarin?
Thanks for the answers

>>70787919
LEARN MANDARIN

>>70787919
Hong Kong is basically running on Mandarin nowadays.
Don't learn a dying, useless dialect.

>The cops in China understand and speak perfectly fluent English
>they read you your Miranda Rights in Mandarin anyways after kicking your ass and arresting your accomplices

>>70787841
>>70787841
你冇以為廣東話係一個meme。 bei gaau zan hai hou teng ge.

>>70788030
>cops in China understand and speak perfectly fluent English

t. never been to china

>>70787947
t. Wei>

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>>70788030
>The cops in China understand and speak perfectly fluent English

>>70788030
t. Corrupt Chinese police officer that returned a lost Xbox to its owner after it was reported to the police station by the driver as an American bomb and left in the back seat of the taxi cab.

I made a kid very happy that day.

>>70787798
>Guangzhou
>Cantonese speaking mainlanders
they are still 大陸人

>>70788175
so just like Hong Kongers?
>m-muh border

>>70788067
I am chinese you stupid chink

>>70788212
doesn't necessarily mean you have been to china

>>70788212
你是一个竹升

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>>70787947
>>70787943
Okay. I'm planning to put and backpack and walk all over China. By learning mandarin I will be able to talk to anyone, even in the most remote villages?

>>70788228
你什麼時候回中國?

>>70788041
你好叻呀

>>70788288
I am Taiwanese

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>>70788142
god dam it japan

>>70788283
>By learning mandarin I will be able to talk to anyone, even in the most remote villages?
All of the young and mid-aged people should be able to understand you and respond in Mandarin (although they might speak what's referred to as "plastic Mandarin" where their Mandarin pronunciation is heavily influenced by their local dialect). Elderly people might only speak the local dialect though. Additionally, if you were to go to a small, remote village in say Xinjiang or Tibet inhabited by only Uyghurs or Tibetans, they might only speak Uyghur or Tibetan.

>>70788318
共產黨給你多少錢?

>>70788205
see >>70788431

>>70788431
wumao haha so funny
fuck off canto cuck
if HK is so great why did your peasant parents fuck off to britain

you will always be chinese.

2047 will come and i will host a big party

>>70788404
Okay, It's the same thing when I only spoke English and backpacked through Europe. Stick to the younger ones.
Thanks gonna learn mandarin.

>>70788595
我的父母親知道中國大陸沒有未來 :^)

>>70788727
When do you plan on going?

>>70788804
One year from now on.

>>70788886
might as well not bother learning it at all lmao

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>>70788407
She added me back on QQ after deleting me for sending her pornography lol

>>70788917
It's that hard to get in a conversational level?

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>>70788318
How's it feel that Taiwan will never accept you as one of their own?

>>70789072
i don't know what you are talking about

>>70788958
Nah, you can learn enough to get around and have small talk if you put in the effort

>>70788958
In one year if you study regularly you can build a decent linguistic foundation.

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Scan this QR code if you want to fuck some Chinese hookers.

You have to gamble with your life if you encounter a Chinese American though.

How can I get a rich Chinese student gf?
Are they allowed to date when studying abroad?

>>70744946
How do I become as rich as Jack Muh

>>70786355
Deng is love, Deng is life

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>>70789107
They'll always think of you as a pasty white 德棍

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>>70789461
>>70789107
WUMAO BTFO

>>70789461
I am Taiwanese

>>70789253
just had sex thanksman

>>70789612
bist du ein Mödchen?

>>70783820
She's not hot at all. She's very plastic and full of make up.

>>70785680
Talk to her and dont give be a cuck. Being a foreigner helps.

>>70785836
Pretty much what he said.

>>70789912
>dont give be a cuck

>>70789990
Fuck it.
You've been to China right?

>>70790120
yes

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>>70789347
Yes, they are allowed to date but only with their own kind.

If the reason you want her as your girlfriend because she is rich, then she will play you into a destitute, bankrupt, sad, sad creature who will emotionally be devoid of any happiness for generations.

>>70790279
Within their own kind*

>>70790279
why do you always post ugly nong girls?
they look like poor migrant workers who had to move to the city to work as third grade wechat hookers to support their starving nong parents in a remote village

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>>70790349
You sound upset, Hans

>>70790388
just wondering why you do it

you'd think with your scammed ATM money you could afford elite escorts

>>70790427
The one on the right caught my attention.

Idgaf about the one the left.

>>70790279

>>70790279
ok. Japs are hotter anyway

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>>70790509
Not really

>>70790548
Does it look like she has a cleft chin?

I don't think she does because it looks ugly on girls.

>>70790665
she does and the girl on the right >>70790279 too

>>70790548
Most women will drive you crazy. My last gf was Dutch and she was really annoying.
I was only with her because she was hot and wealthy
Anyway, I will get a rich Chinese gf soon and see how it goes. I'll report back when she breaks up with me

>>70790721
@-@

Holy smokes you are right

收皮啦德國狗有無嚟過香港㗎你

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>>70792298
stay chinky

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>tfw Chinese qts tell me I'm crazy for drinking ice water in the middle of winter

>>70792431
>below 0
>t-shirts and shorts
>drinking ice cafe

Fucking leafs I swear to god

>>70788927
Which chess game is this?

>>70792362
how does it feel that not even the shina you are shilling for will accept you as their own

>>70792666
I am Taiwanese

>>70793440
how does it feel to be a cuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrObw7s56i4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpVeNG7e3So
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wvlWvi1XWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8AWKZ35RW4

>>70793876
我嘅黑鬼

>>70793876
Very tacky

>>70793440
You are German

>>70744946
>>70748463
is he finnish?

>>70792558
http://lichess.org/Q0UfDejE

>>70795493
是的!

>>70786381
>I only know memes about China

In reality, their emigration rate is really fucking low. 300,000 is like .03% of their population

>>70795578
lel

>>70788030
>The cops in China understand and speak perfectly fluent English

Yep!

>soy greco

Look at this Honkie shill >>70794948

>traditional characters
>cantonese

Why is Hong Kong so backwards?

>>70796988
they want to feel relevant

>>70796988
your simplified characters will never be as beautiful

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>>70797034
are you that supposed taiwanese shilling for the chinkies? how will your own people feel about your shilling for simplified characters?

>>70797114
>muh beauty

>>70786381

>you get what tou pay for

Dumb stupid soft westerner thinks hes entitled to special treatment. Gets butthurt when he doesnt. Bitches and moans on Chinese cartoon board of all places. Sad. Many such cases

I think there is something fundamentally wrong with the Chinese attitude towards responsibility for their environment and estate.
You can have the fanciest mall, the most luxurious new high rise apartment complex but give it a year and it will look like shit because nobody bothers with the upkeep.
Don't even want to start talking about regular Joe houses with their bare concrete stairwells plastered with ads and no lights apart from a 1W bulb each two levels that look like the set of a fucked up snuff movie.

Yeah, they have their grannies walking around all day with a 2m wide mop dragging it across the floor all day but that's about all they do.
Why don't they care if stuff goes to shit/looks like shit?
Furthermore, why can't Chinks apply good looking silicone seals? Always looks like pulled the trigger on the caulk gun and shot a big wad in the middle and then used their big toes to spread it out to both sides.
Everything they do is half assed.

What are essential China apps that I should have on my phone?

>>70798752
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/xue-xi-zhong-guo/id951627664?mt=8

>>70798752
pleco

I really want to be a mainlander.. :(

>>70744946
Has anyone heard of Supper Moment? They are one of my favourite bands.
https://youtu.be/EvW1WO3gHrg

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>>70799084
we know

>>70799280
pretty gay cantopop shite

>>70798158
I think it has to do a lot with the fact that they often lack a sense of civic duty.
They care about their families,but why should they care about public spaces.
It's not theirs.
It's a property of everyone.
Someone will do it.
But then again,I know jack shit about this.

I need a rich Chinese gf

>>70802574
What do you have to offer?

>>70802679
I'm white

>>70802873
not being a cuckold usually helps too

>>70802937
I'm not a cuck, cuck

>>70802873
Then you're out of luck

>>70796099
???

>>70803101
Is your sister single?

>>70803510
I think you gave me the wrong chess game lad

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>you will never be tungusic masterrace

>>70803823
Ah, alright then. Thanks.

I don't have time to play chess online right now. I'm trying to fix some shit I downloaded.

>>70804060
become first chess grandmaster ever to shitpost lulz on 4chan

chess is for losers

Do you think Jack Ma's ugliness motivated him?

He certainly got lucky with the internet boom but there's no doubt he's also an insanely motivated and driven motherfucker.

I bet he wouldn't have been so motivated if girls wanted to fuck him

>>70804060
>downloading viruses
How did you singapoorean chinks score so high on IQ test?

>>70804210
Rancid swine

>>70804289
It's not a virus. I downloaded a chink patch of a VN but the text won't show up properly.

>>70804060
>not mastering the patrician's game weiqi instead

>>70804435
hey where's that vocaroo you promised?

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>>70804361
Try setting your OS to Japanese locale.

Chinese if the VN is made in China.

What VN is it?

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>>70804481
Do you think the voice actresses making the sexual noises in VN are good looking or ugly af irl?

>>70804465
I didn't promise anything

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Hey guys,

I'm kinda desperate here. I've been trying to unlock bootloader on my Xiaomi phone all day, but I wasn't successful. Now I'm trying to mess with the recovery mode, but unfortunately it's in Chinese. Could you please translate me the text on the phone screen? This is the only picture I have found on the Internet. Thank you very much.

what's it with scummy asian guys and their long finger nails

>>70804136
>>70804435
I said I don't have time you fags.

>>70804481
Chinese translation patch of Shin Koihime Musou. Without the patch the nip text goes haywire. With the patch the chink text is replaced by nip katakana gibberish. Same thing happens regardless of what locale I set it to.

>>70804940
Machine test
audio test
sensor test
hardware information
FastBoot mode
recovery mode d
ownload mode
Chinese (maybe tap this to change language?)
shutdown

>>70805089
Be a pleb

>>70805089
maybe you should stop being a stinking weeb
pretty sure i could get your virgin ass whipped to a bloody mess if i told police you read such filth

>>70805196
Thank you! Clicking the Chinese button switched it to English

Can someone translate a Japanese netorare hentai manga for free for me

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Taiwan, do you know it?

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>>70805809
What is it

>>70805366
rude

>>70805809
No

>>70786313
they just arrested the (possibly) richest man in China in HK and billionaires the world over are wuwu-ing about it

>>70805598
If it's in Chinese

>>70806713
It is in Chinese also.

>>70805598
No one can help you if you don't even tell us the title lad

>>70748463
>First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

>>70807587
Sacrifice wife by onikubo hirohisa

>>70806491
can I still marry his daughter?

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Question: how are china threads on 4chan more peaceful than those on reddit. The atmosphere is completely different, and overseas chinese and expats somehow get along better on here too. You would expect it to be the opposite.

>>70810203
I would be inclined to agree if not for the wumao

My name in Chinese would be Huifang,

>>70749760
kek'd

>>70754289

all those 'somehow's are probably something he's doing right tbqh

>>70810203
Less insecurity on all sides due to the anonymity.

>>70811060
Sure, but other expat subs don't seem as vindictive, and actually seem more similar to /int/.

>>70811521
idk maybe it's because the chinks that bother to post here have to go through the effort of buying a pass and aren't whiny chinks like on reddit to begin with or something
also reading the comments on serpentza's videos is always the best
they go fucking mental sometimes

chinks i'm tellin ya

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Has anyone had any luck with Tantan or Momo for, uh... language exchange partners?

>>70804940
Cut your fingernail pliz.

>>70811613
There is no way that you are German.

>>70811919
I'm Taiwanese

>>70811974
Making up nationalities makes you an honorary US. American.

>balding
>planning to go to China

How fucked am I?

>>70812950
they're getting sort of used to loser expats by now
you'll just be another guy walking around hand in hand with some ugly monkey chink

>>70813002
I was asking a serious question, you Taiwanese Greek Iranian Turkish roleplayer.

>>70813024
I gave you a serious reply

>>70812950
Just shave it off, pussy

>>70812950
You're in for some fun. If you have a bit of muscle, they love bald guys. You'll stand out a bit.

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>>70812950

What if some chink came up to you and said 你好鬼佬 would you be offended?

>>70815139
funny thing is, I am literally no longer underage today

We now post inspiration music. Gogogo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNzwm-Sv3PA

>>70815293
Happy birthday

>>70815843
thanks!

>>70813187

kek. no they don't. they think bald guys are freaks or scary. don't listen to this faggot.

look at the heart throb chink male celebs that chink girls typically love. they're all pretty boy faggots with hair. if a chink girl wants to get with a white guy, she wants exactly that but a white version

>>70816821
Why you have to burst his bubble

>>70816821
>generalizing literally over a billion people

>>70816821
>look at the heart throb chink male celebs that chink girls typically love. they're all pretty boy faggots with hair.
But they aren't foreigners. We can get away with anything and still look good. So bald included.
If you're ever in China, I will show you.

>>70815139
i wouldnt be but im not gweilo

>>70818403
What if some 鬼佬 came up to you and said hello chink would you be offended?

>>70818663
I wouldn't give a shit if it's people that I get along with joking around but then again, 我系英國華人 so idk if I'm who you're asking

>>70818663
I guess I would. Why would you do that to someone you don't know?