/asean/

Incest is the purest form of love!

>>70741542
I refuse to believe she's fine being on the same place with Vic and his considerably young wife every day.

>>70741598
what makes you say that?

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Good evening /asean/

>>70741572
NBR sister isn't incest, you faggot.

>>70741630
I don't know. I can't explain it very well. I just think she might hung up on that failed relationship. Their engagement was cut off because Vic wouldn't stop smoking right? And then a few years later, he's married to a young gal. I don't even know what I'm talking about at this point. Fuck it. I just think she hasn't fully expressed her thoughts on Vics marriage and all. It must be killing her inside.

>>70741743
but they're still your family.
this shit isn't like a switch

>>70741743
My point still stands -> >>70741592

>>70741542
Her head is way out of proportion to her body

>>70741765
Incest is about blood-related. It's not incest if it's not blood related.

>>70741778
Well, both of them are my post though.

>>70741788
that's probably because she's wearing pants to her stomach.

I started a joke

>>70741811
How many times have you fucked your family? Don't tell me you're all talk with incest this incest that.

>>70741846
Does it start with "T" and ends with "agalogs"?
If yes, that's a very nice joke indeed

>>70741880
How can I tell if a Filipino is Tagalog or not?

what are some common Filipino surnames?

>>70741913
Spanish surnames. A lot of them.

>>70741913
Kawada

>>70741944

what's yours?

>>70741913
Lim

>>70741913
Hispanic religious names like
>Angeles
>Cruz
>Reyes
>de los Santos/Santos

>>70741893
They resort to name calling and are very aggressive.
When you talk/fight back, they react like a person diagnosed with autism. See flip telenovelas for reference, since they're pretty accurate when depicting your typical prideful tagalog.

>>70741955
Fulache

It's very uncommon. I've yet to meet someone with the same surname apart from family members.

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>>70741967

do you love Red Dela Cruz?

>>70741893
just their geographic location.both of them have so much pride and passion and will never back down
>t. Mountain dwelling pinoy

well done steak is quite disgusting. It is like eating leather

>>70741913
Yu
Tiu
Torres
de la Cruz
de la Reyes
Chan
Ong
Gonzales

knew at least 3-4 people with any of these names in every year level

>>70742023

Full-ah-chay or ful-ayk?

>>70742075
>t. buttmad bisaya retard

>>70742036
she looks latina <3

>>70742141
Fu-la-cheh

>>70742141
most likely how you would pronounce it in spanish

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>>70741873
Never.
I know between reality and fantasy. It's just I treat other people's condition as fantasy not reality.

>>70741542
>womans face
>loli body

perfect

>>70742264
So you only think about fucking your mother and sister everyday? That's very fucked up by itself.

>>70742302
>he doesn't think about fucking your own mother and sister
Pleb.
Joke aside, it's categorized as reality not fantasy.

Aikotoba wa

afuro to gunso

>>70742495
I'm Catholic so no.

>>70742302
I really like son x mother incest story, but I never once fapping imagining my own mother, that's just gross, but I don't mind fucking my own sister

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>>70742689
> I don't mind fucking my own sister
fer reals?

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>>70741893
They act civilized

Iloca is are mountain niggers while bisaya well pic related

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>>70741978
>>70741880
Lel at prideful

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>>70742898
>I am 100% CebuANO Visayan like Pia Wurtzbach
el cebuANO tonto señores

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Hello, friends! May I ask a couple quick questions?
>1. You are a a countery
>2. Monthly rent of a decent apartment for one (1) person

>>70741913
Galang
Dimasalang
Masipag

>>70742898
Bisayans are so sjw
Especially here

>>70742727
Why? I have a hot sister, many of my friends asking me her phone number. When I'm still a teenager I used to grope her breast when she asleep

>>70743030
oh you too?

>>70742997
Flag, my family has 1ldk houses for rent. My mom gave only asks for $100 a month.

WHAT THE FUCK MOM.

>>70742898
I imagine now this is the face of that try hard "mixed" bisaya that always post bullshit tirade about taglogs

Look at that so bisayamaster race

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION, NOT BREATHING
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

Moo

>>70743030
I nearly had sex with one of my aunts

Apart from the Brunei poster, which one of you is actually a girl?

>>70743117
Is that not a normal price in that case? What would a normal price be? And how much do you think would be the minimum per month for food and other upkeep?

>>70743196
I'll eat beef today to make a point that I am not a cow princess

>>70743283
I am a girl(boy)

>>70743285
Hardly. Houses in cities usually range from $200-$350. It really just depends where you want to live.

minimum would be $500 per month in my area.

>>70743283
I'm a single mom.

So that makes me a girl but I'm a big girl now so..

>>70743257
Greentext

>>70741913
That's not chink or spic?

Galang, its practically our Nguyen
It means respect

Panganiban is quite common. From pang-aniban (medium of spirit or seance).


I also noticed some with Dima- surnames. Dimaculangan (can't be lessen), Dimatulak (unmovable/not pushable), Dimagiba (can't be broken), Dimayuga (unshakeable).

>>70743436
That still sounds pretty cheap.
I have this idea of working here until I can afford an apartment, then renting it out and NEETing in SEA with the monthly income.

>>70743283
I'm actually a girl (male)

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>>70743650
Why would you want to live in a country near the equator? It's so hot and the transportation is shit. At least in my country.

I can't say for other ASEAN though.

>>70743650
Just go to Malaysia or Thailand, seriously

>>70743650
I highly suggest malaysia

I wish that I could turn back time

>>70743768
7'200 CHF is like rich-tier though. What site is that? I googled for a bit as well but since the estimates for Switzerland seemed off I thought I'd rather ask than trust those sites.

>>70743916
and then what?

>>70743650
Please stop. Lot of chink from China did this. We don't want fucker like you anymore.

>>70743916
Cause now the guilt is all mine

>>70743916
Me too.

>>70743953
Sorry mate we're full. Try somewhere else

>>70743953
https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/

They included expenditures such as eating at an expensive restaurant, etc.

For the manila cost, 108k PHP is rich tier too. You can already live a comfortable life with 40k PHP which is like $800 or so. I guess that site is not entire accurate, but at least it gives you a basic idea of things.

>>70743513
I went to my aunt's house during summer for a few days, accidentally saw her naked in the bathroom. She dragged me in and started pinning me onto the floor and kissing me

I remembered moaning as she teased my cock and started pulling down my pants and jerking me off while telling me how lonely she was. As I came, she slapped me and suddenly told me that I should be ashamed of myself

The rest of my stay was very awkward after that with my aunt giving me angry frowns or not talking to me at all

>>70744071
entirely*

>>70744071
Thanks!

>>70743974
Can't live without the trust from those you love

>>70744106
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0

>>70744173
Iknowwecan'tforgetthepast

>>70744187
wtf, why is my post all fucked up?

what are you lads having for dinner?

>>70743650
Why would you NEET in Southeast Asia if you're Swiss?

I'm curious since Switzerland is literally paradise compared to every Southeast Asian country.

>>70744224
probably because he's first worlder and his first-world income is worth more here.

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>>70744177
That actually happened

>>70744187
everything recedes to emptiness

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>>70744219
sisig

>>70744131
Cheap doesnt ensures quality living or services
It just looks good on paper by the numbers

>>70744224
I don't think I want to live here my whole life. I don't know exactly what it is but something about Switzerland seems very plain and cold. Even Austria or something seems more pleasant to me.
But mainly this >>70744255, though I don't plan on living the high life. All I do is work, reading and internet. I figure if I can remove the work part, I'll have more time for the other two, and for that the country doesn't matter too much.

>>70744314
everything rolls erratically towards the negative y-axis

>>70744106
Well, according to hentai cartoon that I had read, you should pinned her back, play with her pussy, lick it, pinch her clit, dont forget play with her boobs too, do it roughly till her ask for your cock, then fuck her again and again till she lost her mind and become your sex slave

>butthurt tagalogs reacted
lmao fishing is really easy.
They should really go back to plebbit and never come back desu.

>>70744309
How old are you and your aunt when that happen?

>>70741913
Jianoran
Famas
Custodio
Manalili

>>70744438
It was so awkward and weird. I don't want to be charged for rape especially when she got really angry afterwards

>>70744484
I was 19 then. My aunt was in her mid 40's.

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>butthurt Retarded bisayans

Ass mad and triggerd again
Whats new?

>he reacted again!
Oh my god, I can't believe this is so easy

Kek at Joseph Solis

>>70744380
Just curious, why would you want to be a NEET? Being cooped up in the house all day browsing the internet and reading seems monochromatic. Not judging, but I don't want to live like that.

>>70744627
Bisayans can't seem to take the shit being thrown back at them and are very reactful lol


Pathetic

>>70741893
You don't even need to look, you can smell them while they eat pag-pag (garbage food) from a mile away lol.

>>70744720
It's aperantly oringinally came form batchoy and sisig
Brought by bisayans slums

>>70741913
Manipig
Fag
Uhara
Joy
Deeldo
Sukmani
Dik

>>70744614
"They" seem to keep believing their delusions. This is why I don't trust "Them", man.
Let's all have a nice non-rude chat, alright? Remember to ignore "Them". "They" and "Them" starts with T, you know what else starts with T? Hmm...

I know right starting shit >>70744447 and gets btfo everytime
Pathetic

>>70744633
I honestly don't know what I want out of life. It's a shame, like you said, Switzerland is like paradise for a lot of people, and even with this much luck I don't know what to do with it.
Work seems senseless, nothing that I do has anything to do with anyone's needs. I just hit buttons in an office for hours on end so that someone who doesn't need it can have bigger numbers on his bank account and so I can pay for food and rent. Obviously this is a much easier life than someone who has to break their back on a farm all week just to get by, but it seems so senseless.
Reading is what I enjoy most.

>They keep stroking it
Keep 'em coming, I'm about to climax

Did the tryhard "mixed" bisayan /poltard/ got banned from posting too much bisaya master race on /pol/
Wtf

Oh no! The red edit smell is so strong! I might get btfo!

...Just kidding! lmao give me more!

>>70744690
>asking people to go back

We are dealing with muh safe space and habit of paid damage control

>They believe their own circlejerking
This is so sad... "They" really think that "They" are winning.

Pathetic

>>70744787
Sisig is a cancerous Kapampangan (Luzon) comfort food you imperialist twit.

>>70744975
It looks like it kek
Really sad the thread always gets shitty we he comes by

>>70744963
I can help you stroke it

>>70745147
Lol feed me more salt ;)

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>>70742997
For 12-15k USD you can buy land and get someone to build you a house with garden, parking and even a pond.
If you don't mind the ricefields.

>>70745147
No, no. Do not give "Them" (you)s.
It's going to make them feel superior. I say feel because it's not real.

"They" really think that "Their" circlejerking makes threads good.

>>70745196
for 15k usd i can purchase 150 prostitutes

>70745244
(You)
Obviously butthurt retarded bisayan tirade is the best

Any flipbros here so suddenly can't access 4chan? Tried it with my phone and broadband. It seems to be back

Globe here, I thought they banned us or something

>>70744960
I don't know how to respond to your post Swiss anon. I don't have the life experience to tell you what to do since I'm considerably young. My outlook in life is still glittering with colors.

Have you ever thought about finding your vocation? Doing things you haven't done before or thought that you might not enjoy?

>>70745282
i dont m8 but 4chan in clover is fucking free, if you install the globe switch
only works on LTE though

>280 (it's my ID number at shill center)
Ahh, keep 'em coming. I really like it when the truth affects somebody and unearths their rude nature

>>70745361
Are you talking about mobile?

>>70744975
Maybe one of his post got deleted its always his trigger point

>>70744960
Why the interest on sea tho?

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>only 2(two) competent places in the whole archipelago
>the rest of the country still thinks that they're better off when separated
wew
e
w

>>70745425
>manila
>high HDI

I live here and it's a fucking shithole, only Baguio can be considered

>He's at it again
Gee, I wonder where he gets his images from.
Googling random things just to "prove" something...
Pathetic

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>>70745476
Baguio is a Shithole tho

>>70745405
He probably missed out eating his bisayan pagpag batchoy

So far I've only seen Ph, Indo, Malay, & Brunei flags in any asean thread I've been to. Why is this so?

>>70745348
I've thought long and hard, tried things here and there, but come to no satisfying answer. I don't feel like I'm "missing" anything either, I have more than I even want.
I figure three things would do me well:
Something to work towards/to look forward to, leaving the country for an extended period and spending more time reflecting on things. My NEET idea would cover all three.

>>70745405
I visited once when I was younger and it seemed like a nice region in terms of feeling/aesthetic, but probably a big part of that is also because it's so different from what I know.

>his at it again
>go back to plebbit

This so paid shill facebook, they think they are the only ones allowed to post

>>70745641
Which country?

>>70745710
Thailand and Malaysia

>He really keeps responding
Oh my god, I'm starting to get tired.
Get over it man, I'm sorry I was wrong. All hail Mar Roxas.

I'm out, gonna sign my resignation letter and send it to my boss at Shill Division.

HEY

stop baiting that butthurt tagalog poster

im the only one allowed here to get his free and steady supply of that sweet butthurt (You)'s

>>70745425
hopefully palawan will bom

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just look at how progressive they are. I'm so jealous of their 1st world status holy shit

>>70745773
I'm sorry, anon. It's been ages since I've come to this place.
I'm just enjoying my dose of ghost-(you)s.
I can't live without them since the old days of /int/

>>70745681
This, its really weird he can't handle it top kek
Now we are back to muh roxas or delima for Sure kek

>>70745862
ok then ill allow you

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>>70745488
Baguio looks like Latin america in a bad way
They drop the ball on urban planning

>>70745899
Thanks, anon.
Although, I think I really should stop now. I can't have somebody die of a heart attack over the internet because of me. I can't take the guilt if he gets shown on TV-patrol the next day.

Is the retarded bisaya butthurt tirade over?

I bets its on /pol/ now
Yikes

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>>70745196
State capital with the same rock in previous pic but no apartments since nobody cares to build them except for military/police/govt family quarters.
Only foreigners you would find working here would be our German or Japanese overlords.
>>70745266
What about the fedora, suit and Thompson SMG with drum mag to complete the mob pimp look?
>>70745614
No internet and most part of inner Indochina is still living on subsistence farming. Myanmar and Laos is begging us for monies and expertise on building roads, even my family members was sent there for survey and town planning.

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Sssshhh, be quiet!

She is sleeping...

>>70746105
>No internet and most part of inner Indochina is still living on subsistence farming. Myanmar and Laos is begging us for monies and expertise on building roads, even my family members was sent there for survey and town planning.

really? Didn't know that.

So the tirader bisayan is a he(she)? O-o

do you guys really have to degrade a place just because it's outperforming the city that you're living in? this flip mentality is just so poignant 2bhwy.

So why Pia Guanio as the OP?

>>70744187
wecan'tforgetloveandpride

>tagalog jokes on bisaya: biruan lang yun
>bisaya jokes on tagalog: tangina! regionalism ka!
>tagalog tirade

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Tbf its more like this
tagalog jokes on bisaya: pesting Imperialism
>massive /pol/ tier tirade
>bisaya master race
>muh yellow, much roxas
>reddit!

>bisaya jokes on tagalog: tangina! regionalism ka!
>tagalog tirade

>>70746678
Can someone try to educate him on how he gives Bisayans a bad name?

>>70746323
Mining companies are closing down in Baguio tho

Don't know what's going to happen next

>>70746724
Fuck off, you namefag bisaya.
You're so obvious, please get out of 4chan forever.

>>70746811
>implying I'm Bisaya
I'm from Batangas, actually.

>>70746890
No. Stop defending degenerate Bisayans. You're obviously one of them so stop pretending.
I'm tired of seeing your shit all the time.

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>>70746724
I agree with the guy though. Cebuanos are really pissed off at Tagalogs.

>>70746932
You think?

Just look at this messy /pol/ tier thread
Surprised he didnt post spam the "halfies"

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>Spics of Asia
Why does this make me laugh so much?

>>70746196
Our infra might be just typical 3rd world but highways and bridges is our speciality.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PLUS_Expressways
We just like to keep things low profile, don't want to give money and have it used for warcrimes after all especially Myanmar.

>"Visaya Pride was a mistake" - Rodrigo Duterte

>>70747140
>We just like to keep things low profile
The SMART Tunnel and that planned new Penang bridge would like to have a word with you.

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>>70747039
>You think?
I'm not saying all of them, but most Cebs here lookout for each other and consider (secretly) Tagalogs an outcast, foreigner even to the most nationalistic Bisayans. Their special treatment on Tagalogs is really noticeable. When Cebuanos ask about "kamusta ang Manila pre" is a good indication that they're pissed off at Tagalogs. But that's not my problem, I'm already happy they consider us Warays as their brothers/sisters.

>>70747294
That's not something to be happy about
Yikes
>waray
The explains the marcoshit devotion

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>>70747184
Pretty much nobody outside Malaysia knows about the SMART tunnel and the Penang bridge is just the opposition trying to be a show off to the federal govt, nobody is insane enough to fund an undersea tunnel when the 2nd bridge is not at full capacity.
The old chink was butthurt the federal govt did not pay his cronies tons of monies to put the 2nd bridge on the place he wanted and the air force told him to fuck off when he demanded they gave him Butterworth AFB so that he can sell them to his cronies and show a positive balance book.
Even most Malaysians are not aware of our Langat 2 tunnels which is digging 40+Km water tunnel right under a mountain range.

>>70747412
This*

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>>70747412
>waray
>The explains the marcoshit devotion
..whut?

>>70747439
>Pretty much nobody outside Malaysia knows about the SMART tunnel
Well I do at least, if only because it was in the news when it was new and it was featured on Discovery Channel.

Side question: is Sunway Pyramid famous there, or do only KL people know about it?

>>70747294
Yet when the tables are turned and they called out on their bullshit

They will scream imperialist

Smfh

>>70747485
Imelda is from Leyte, so Leyte is Marcos country by association. In fact, Samar and Leyte were the only islands in the Visayas where Bongbong led during the election.

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>>70747529
I'm from Masbate
Just working here in Cebu

>>70747656
Regardless warays tend to worship Marcosshits a lot more
We are not newfags we know the kind of shit you post

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>tfw you will never have Mittelstand in your cunt

>>70747494
Pretty sure everyone knows about Sunway Pyramid due to its concentration of IT shops, event location and nearby Sunway Lagoon water park.
Sunway Pyramid, KLCC, Midvalley, Pavilion and Berjaya Times Square are probably the major malls that comes to mind for most people.

>>70747294
Holy shit. I never thought my fellow Bisaya are like this. Still I just hate Tagalog language. I nearly failed on that subject in school. baka

>>70748043
Again just look at the tirade of this thread

Its been like this since Gloria proposed federalism
And of course the muh Davao craze

Filipino was my fave subject its the easiest one to get a 100% grade

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>>70748043
You're one of those friendly bisayans I guess.

That's good, if you're not pretending.

>>70741542
los cebuANOS

>>70746678
Its like an sjw post on tumblr

>>70748245
I bet he his

>>70748305
Is*

>>70748305
We understood your post, there is no need to fix it. At least not immediately. A bit more self-assurance in your language skills will do you more good than constant doubt. You are beautiful with all your flaws

>>70748423
Wtf?

>>70748447
I learned that shitposting doesn't get as much notice while infiltrating other generals as kind words. The (You)'s I collect from bewildered posters is disturbingly high. Cheers

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Hi Croatia

>>70748684
I don't like cartoons. Upon reviewing this topic, I concluded that it's a Tagalog past activity, since they're major homosexuals. Isn't it?

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>>70748734
it's a ded thred

>>70748180
Davao is kinda strict checking civilians passing their checkpoints as of now. I guess they're still scared from nigger bombings.

el croRATA

>>70748601
Kek at least they have one

Tho cebuanus probably has too

>>70748801
I'm talking about muh Davao is like Singapore bullshit that infected out net

>>70748734
people hating each other or just teen angst.

>>70748043
You have to be a complete fucking retard to nearly fail that tbf

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>>70749145
I guess you're those people who watch shit tier romcom telenovelas to increase your tagalog vocabulary. Here have my (You).

>>70749348
No the subject itself

Even the dumbest kids in school gets 90% on that subject
Wtf does telanovela has to do with that?

Its just basic communication skills and nation building

>literally said "じいいいいいいいいい" when staring
Does Japan literally have autism?

>>70749885
you do. that's for sure.

why am I not feeling it? I tried some ribeye steak today and I am just not getting the same pleasure I had whenever I eat steak

Wtf

>>70749473
>>70749145
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=En6HFeleOQs


GMA soaps tend to try and make the it pure as possible
They're the best in utilizing out language

>>70741542
Dont forget that Pias brother Joey looks like he has downs.
Kek

>>70749885
Calm down Indon, don't let your waifus get ahead of you.

>>70745641
I know that feeling anon. I think I might retire earlier just to enjoy my hobby which is growing plants. What about having your own family? Or maybe join some club? Do you feel empty deep inside?

>>70745737
Which state, if you ever recall?

And why not Singapore then?

>>70750152
the guilt from cannibalism is getting into you

>>70750491
No. It's not that....it just feels boring

>>70750152
Why are you forcing yourself like this just to proof you're not cow princess?
I don't like it.

>>70750597
Why do you want me to be a cow princess?

Am I supposed to feel guilt for eating ribeye steak?

>>70750696
.......................................... Yes? :^}

>>70750779
I am not a cow. Maaf

>>70749473
A certain dialect from a crime infested island shouldn't be taught as our nation's language.

Just my 2 cents.

>>70750232
>(((Our))) language

You can return that stolen smartphone from its rightful owner now my conceited Tagalog friend.

>>70750152
Because the true steak is tenderloin wagyu steak.

>>70750850
How I can be so sure that you're not a cow?

Nowadays we have robots, trans-something, trap, doggos, pepe, etc.

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>>70750927
No money to try that.

>>70750950
Is this a cow?


Pic is me btw

>>70751083
That's not you.

>>70751276
Why is she not me?

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guess age of this typical asean

>>70751327
19

>>70751327
About 16 to 18

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>>70751327
Rate me

>>70751325
>>70751759
>filename image.jpg
not you.

>>70751327
25

>>70751824
I have her smile tho :3

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>>70751511
sir ur the best

>>70751759
3.5/10 Asean standard

>>70751925
no u. who is she btw?

I married a Filipino-American chick.

How the fuck am I supposed to remember all the names of her two-hundreds cousins and fake-cousins?

How do you Flips do it?

>>70751960
Komrade....why 0-0

>>70752174
are they already demanding stateside products, dollarinos, and gifts?

>>70752233
Most immigrated to America already and are fairly wealthy, as are the flips back in Lingayen and Mandaluyong. So no, all that stuff is taken care of by the oldies.

I did have to smuggle a fucking Chistmas Ham in my suitcase because Lola hates the ham in the Philippines.

>>70752188
2 for pu**y, 1 for skin, 0,5 for face O-O
red salute

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>>70752141
not me O-o just friend of mine

>>70752362
I am more cute than that

>>70752410
more?

and which asean?

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>>70750856
Its isn't, cebuanus is not taught so there's that

>implying you even know what a smart phones is

Learn some manners my bisaya butthurt slave

>>70752546
i don't think so ( for now) ... share more of yours ... lets rate

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>>70752639
Increase the ratings or I'll rape you

Which tribe is the most hated in the Philippines?

>>70752795
omg ... that's better ... 7.5 / 10 .... minus 2.5 for boob n butt

>>70752795
>needle dick want to rape.

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>>70752920
Cebuanus, Ilocanus

Kek incoming tirade

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>>70752924
What is wrong with my boobs and butt?

>>70753013
You can rape me

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>>70753028
nothing wrong O-o just flat

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>>70744336
>sisi
how much is that teaspoon of sisig?
lol
i remember the first time i went to the p.i. and notice the serving size. no wonder you guys are tiny.

>>70753275
Flat can be cute too, like me riding you

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>>70752554
just non-nude O-o
burmese
is burmese girl appear in this tread for 1st time?

>>70753489
She looks preggo in that pic for some reason

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am I the only one here who still drink milk

..yet im still not sleep

>>70753440
ofc, lets go somewhere,we should get a room

>>70753654
It's ok, I drink milk nearly everyday too. Mostly to put in tea and cereal

I hope milk will make my penis grow larger. 5.7inch is not enough

>>70753699
My Russian fren...are you a cute femboy?

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>>70753723
but why do you want to go beyond that it is already big

>>70753811
fyi no femboy in russia
we are russian we are pisshead

>>70753955
How big is yours then?

>>70754027
I thought putin love femboi

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>>70754155
idiot

im leaving

>>70754196
Ok I am sorry ;__;

What I meant to ask is are you going to church?

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>>70754271
LAST TIME I GO TO CHURCH WAS DURING MY GRANDPA'S FUNERAL

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>>70754155
i dont know putin ... did you mean pudding?

>>70754338
You are a bad catholic. You are going to hell

>>70754344
I love pudding. But pudding hate femboi

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>>70754493
>>70754338
btw are you two >>>> fuhoshis

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>>70754493
no one has ever treated me this badly before

>>70754733
I am only doing this because I am concerned about you. As a catholic you must go to church weekly and make sure you go to church on Holy Days of Obligation. Otherwise you would be spending time in hell for mortal sin

I am a lasped....so I can do whatever I want

>>70754684
Yes @_@

Does Visaya have better girls than Luzon?

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>>70754818
>church
>full of old people
>no A/C
>crying children
>full car park
>need to use my allowance for donation
>implying this is not hell

Why do Chinese people even go to church? Go to tokong la

>>70755137
You do know you don't need to donate right?

I know because my mom gives me the monies each time I go. Sad we can't go together one day to hang out. Not that I want to anyways since it is like typical Hillsong bs

But unless you are a lasped, you are going to hell for not going regularly

>>70755312
are you seriously implying that all chinese are buddhist

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>>70755367
i only praise kek

>>70755504
And I only praise you

>>70755446
so chinese cuck'd?

>>70755546
Buddhism is not even a religion. It is a way of life.

>>70755598
>implying other religion is not a way of life

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>>70755598
i like Buddhism too.
did you mean a religion need a GOD?

>>70755734
religion is religion not because it is a way of life but to pursue something divine and worship them.

>>70755598
Don't forget to draw Buddha to get some karma

well in a way almost everything is a way of life. I think I should've used some better wording..

>>70745425
>tfw lucena

>>70755892
how was that even have any difference?
Religion -> deity believe - deity give guides -> worshiper follows the guide -> follow (way of life) based on guide -> deity give reward

>>70756075
Philosophy =/= Religion

>>70756075
Religious ritual has the purpose of attaining a sort of Union with God or even having its performers assume in some sense, the identity of God himself

Buddha is not a deity lol

Buddhism, Confucianism, and Shintoism are God-tier religions. Zoroastrianism is elder god-tier religion.
Everything else is shit.

>>70756114
stop making things complicated, just like a girl

>>70756248
you have google why not use it

>>70756279
Do you wanna know the purpose and intent of religion?

>>70756326
to convert more people into their mainstream belief system. What they do with that system is open to your opinions.

>>70756279
ignorance is bliss
I prefer not to dig much deeper in that area or I might end up being the insane guy shouting on the street for apocalypse.

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>>70756509
The answer is already in this thread.

Religion must have a deity/god. Religion is also a way of life but definition of religion is to pursue something divine.

Buddhism has no deity in it, it is merely a guide for the ways of life by following a philosophy.

>>70756403
You may want to check out "The Neuroscience of religious experience", a good book that delve into the topic and also free at bookos

>>70756586
>Buddhism
>logic
>politic
>aesthetics
kek

>>70756690
you're only confusing yourself here

Where can I get a qt3.14 SEA gf or feminine bf

>>70756815
>Buddhism has no deity in it, it is merely a guide for the ways of life by following a philosophy.
>philosophy
I'm not confusing anything and it's based on your diagram.
>Ofc I didn't include the overlapped ones.

>>70756927
in hell

>>70756815
I am sorry but while Buddhism claim no God in the Abrahamic sense, look at how the average Buddhist would live or conduct their ritual and you would find that they do worship deities and have many. Buddha himself is also a deity of sorts even if Buddhists in trying to please atheists say otherwise

>>70756971
What did he mean by this?

>>70756976
Nope. Buddha is not a deity. I think the Buddhist you see are Hindu-Buddhist.

>>70757020
Third world country

>>70757223
Me or you?

>>70757020
>>70756971
>>70756927

he mean in thailand

>>70757253
Is that were the qts are?

>>70757248
The "hell" is the third world country in asean. Find your qt there.

there are many feminine boys in the church. too bad they all go to hell

>>70757158
Both the Mahayana and Theravada acts of revering the Buddha tells otherwise

And Theravadas are the ones that are often seen as more atheistic contra Mahayana, at least to my knowledge

While Buddha isn't a god as Jesus is in the Christian tradition, he still ends up as a deity worshipped(maybe venerate?) by Buddhists

>>70757360
So all of them :^)
>>70757394
>Unironically being religious.

>>70757445
that's like saying Protestants and Anglican = Catholic lol

If you are still confused with multiple deities, then let me remind you that Chinese traditions have those deities and it's good fortune to pray for them.

>>70757504
Basically yes, but the gawd tier to find the qt is Thailand followed by Philippines.

>>70757310
I'm not totally sure ... you can find qt3.14 SEA girls in this order

Viet>> Philip>> Thai>> Malay>> Indo>> Sing>> Cambodia>> Burma>> Lao>> Brunei

>>70757622
Unironically thinking about going there for sex tourism now

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>>70757641
>vietnam
Can I get a qt like pic related there?

>>70757710
yes and a bullet to the head too

>>70757734
>being butthurt over a joke

>>70757587
The Mahayana and Theravada are different. But since Theravadas are seen as the more "true" version of Buddhism we will start from there.

For your sake, I got myself the Encyclopedia of Buddhism from Bookos and I'll see what the Theravadas are and do in a nutshell

Mahayanas tend to be more "theistic" if it could be called that with the whole cultus of Bodhisatvas. You may not know this but Buddhism absorbs the culture of the lands it ends up in and hence, local deities are prayed to and so on

Anglicanism or at least what is known as High Church Anglicans are practically catholic without the pope or in some cases as with Pusey, some caveats such as rejecting Transubstantiation

>>70757710
sure, you can ... but don't forget to bring dog meat O-o

New bread
>>70757795
>>70757795
>>70757795

>>70757652
They are waiting for you with gaping flowers. Lolis included, in case you're into that sort of thing.

>>70757794
Your problem is that you think only Chinese people are buddhist. Non chinese do not worship chinese deities, and Chinese can worship deities without being Buddhist.

It's fine to worship Buddha but that does not make him a deity at all. This is true Buddhism.