>you will never be a normie

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>>70732894
>mfw when I'm a normie and weirdo at the same time.

>mfw I can't only make friends with madmen.


"You can't break me, cause I'm already broken"

>>70735443
Can*

>mfw when no friends to be made.

I tried it once.

I still regret it.

>>70732894
>>70735443
Mfw this feel, im just an outer shell that fake smiles but the only friend that i really care about is a turbo normie that just sees me as a regular guy, i wish i had a gf and be a normie but i spend the weekends drinking, amoking weed and play /tg/ games with the same guys since 8 years ago

>>70735531
Oh yeah i know this well. It's fucked.

its not that fun desu. i find more joy and happiness shitposting here


Both women went upstairs to the kitchen, where Ivy's pot of rice was almost boiling over. Ivy rushed over and quickly turned the heat down.

Caroline wrinkled her nose.

>"Is that garlic?"

she asked, eyeing the pot of rice.

Ivy looked back at her.

>"Yes, it is. Is that ok?"

She placed the lid back on the pot properly and moved to the cupboard.

Caroline bit her lower lip.

>"Well, it just... It gives me a lot of gas."

>FWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBFFFFFFFTTTTT

She released a tremendous fart as if to illustrate her point, blowing a few napkins off of the table.

Ivy giggled nervously.

>"Well, it gives me gas also,"

she said, discreetly trying to move behind Caroline to inhale her fart.

>"To be honest, that's the biggest reason I put it in."

Caroline put a hand on her arm.

>"Honey, you don't have to hide it. Come over here and breathe my gas. I don't mind, really."

She smiled and let loose another loud fart.

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

Ivy blushed and sighed in relief.

>"Th... thank you. I.. I just, well... you know, it's so... so...."

She inhaled deeply through her nose and burped. She covered her hand with her mouth.

>"Excuse me."

Caroline laughed.

>"That's ok. That was a good one."

She patted Ivy's stomach and looked into her eyes.

>"Do you think the rice is done yet?"

>tfw a normie that can appreciate being alone
Feels good

>>70735571
Damn argy. Kek

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>>70735588
Though I think I may be liking solitude a little bit too much.

>>70735588
>>70735728
Can't hurt to ask.
But i fucking love being alone, it's pure bliss. I'm fucked ain't i?

>>70735779
If you're like us, then somewhat.
If not, very much so.

>>70735779
Nah, not really
Sometimes I think that never going out of my room must be pure bliss

>>70735809
What do you mean like yous?

>>70735819
I love it so much, i lose track of the days and sometimes the months.

>>70732894
I walk the line well enough.
It's happier there.